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Basic Snitches — 289 episodes
It's Crabby Time
Please Don't Die in My Bathroom
Flying Highway Wine
Uh uh is Not What I Say When I see CHICKEN
Who Isn't a Dark Lady?
Scavenger, Hunty
A Very Important Ballet Recital
Wizards Think Peppa Pig is Real
Assholes in the Background
Jellyfish Lady
Don't Say Munch
I Will Proudly Display my Boner
I Want a Large Animal to be My Friend
Kreature is the Evil Queen
Botox and Horcruxes
A Literal Tool
It's Very Black and LeStrange
A Sleigh full of Snackies (and Linda too!)
An Ooky Spooky Cutting Room Floor
EGG - Mystery Snitches Theater ft. Dan, Jean, Victoria and Peggy
Why are you Touching my Soul Chunk?
Being Wrong is Not a Crime - Being Ron Is
Enemy Vegetable
Sucked Dry by Laundry
Spelunking - BONUS EPISODE
Gang Bang for Breakfast
Though He Be But Little, He is Fierce - featuring Sarah
The Brains of the Operation - featuring Sarah
Justice for the Horrible Woman
This is a Father's Day Play
Patreon Archives: Best of Screen Rant - Vol. 1
It's Just Sarah and Brian - featuring Adam and Tara
Two Messes Flock Together
McG is Cher
Old People Food
People Be Losin' Bodies Everywhere
I Have a Potion for That - featuring Neci Bryant
I'm the Ultimate Potato
There's Something About Hagrid
The Basic Snitches and the Deathly Hallows
Everything is Water Goblets
The Trelawney Dining Experience
Tara's Patronus is Still her Own Ass
This is the Chaos Zone
Essentially, I Do Everything
Hagrid is the Other Woman
The Main Butt People
If I Was a Wizard I Would Make Strudel
NOW WHAT?
Cutting Room Floor - Number whatever this is (5)
Chicken Wing Station - Movies 7 & 8 with Peggy Newton and Jean Brennan
We've Learned all This Life - featuring Dan and Victoria Hunsicker
All These Randos at the End - Book 7 Wrap-Up featuring Inky
Confetti
Can You F*** at King's Cross?
Harry's Sponge Bath
Snape Goop
The Duke of Tara's Boob
I'm a Ghost, I Can Tell You Things
Holding Out for a Lumos
The Pretentious Doorknocker
Voldemort Screams Like a Cat
He's a Precious Baby
Dragon is Good Pet, Yes?
Horse Shadowing
Carry That Body!
MAGICAL CREATURE SMACKDOWN - featuring Olivia x 2
Time to Vacuum the Driveway
A Long Tunnel
Death Eaters are Drag Queens
Swimming for Plimpies
My Patronus is My Own Ass
The Sword and the Horrible Woman
The Snitch Game
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince as told by Basic Snitches (and other Bitches)
Harry Touched the Butt
She Likes a Big Tent - Featuring Brian O. Jackson & Sarah Price
The Wish Version of Harry - featuring Brian O. Jackson & Sarah Price
Harry Buries an Eyeball
The Li'l Chicken Boys
Toilet Transportation Station
A Lovely Tart
Boy George and Some Other People
A Prezzie for Kreacher
It's Spooky and Racist
Mystery Snitches Theater 3000
Latke Chat
Very Long but Very Good
...The French!
Captain Couch - featuring Peggy Newton & Natalie Zenczak
And I Would Have Gotten Away with it Too!
Find a Bus, Bitch
Confidently Doing a Stupid Thing
Down with the Thicknesse
Cosplaying as Evil People, or Drinkies and Snakeys
Season 7 Trailer
1, 2, 3... FLOOR
The Most Evil People are the Most Gorgeous - featuring Jean and Delia Brennan
We Have our own Receipts - Book 6 Wrap up
The Half-Brud Plince
Dumby's Gone and this Place Sucks Without Him
Only Murders in the Tower - featuring Sir Winthrop Jackson
Psychological Warfare, or Two Bones
Hagrid Saved the Babe - featuring Sarah Price
The Locket in the Margarita - featuring Sarah Price
Some Bitch named Eileen
Weasley is our QWEN
Don't Be a Horcrux - featuring Dan Hunsicker and Victoria Kirgesner-Hunsicker
Sinners in the Hands of an Angry Cow - featuring Dan Hunsicker and Victoria Kirgesner-Hunsicker
HEY! Wanna See a Dead Spider???
Are You an Imprint of a Departed Soul?
Hussy in a Handbag - Featuring Brian O. Jackson
I Don't Want to be a Coat - Featuring Brian O. Jackson
Professor Flitwick is Bringing Sexy Back
Let's Bring it Back to Ted Bundy
The Power of Do
Everyone is Drunk and Gay
Musical Brooms
Harmonica Dick
The Wizard of Ox - featuring AJ Ryan & Jen Terpstra from Podcast in Death
Harry Potter and the OotP as told by the Basic Snitches (and other Bitches)
Draco is Having a Really Emo Year - featuring Ashley Brubaker and Neil
Holding Trouts - featuring Ashley Brubaker
Mighty Morfin
You May Call Me Sir Bitch
Crispy Hand
Rich British
Doomspiraling, Reprise - Featuring Roxana Bell
Gibbons and Butthole - featuring Roxana Bell
Dummy Dumb Dumb
Surprise, He's a Couch
A Trenchcoat You Put on to do the Dishes
Get the Tequila Now, Wormtail
Bill Nye the Minister of Magic Guy
Season 6 Teaser
Our Friend, Dan - featuring Alex Petsche
Cutting Room Floor (in which we're just plain ridiculous)
Somehow We Made It featuring Brian O Jackson and Dot
F***ing Up with Good Intentions - featuring Brian O. Jackson
Love is Stronger Than Death
Some of my Best Friends are Gryffindors -featuring Jill Grunenwald & Sydney Kalnay
Tell Your Snack Cake That!
Beetlejuice Baby
Swimmin' Brains
We're Here and We're Tragic
This is Sirius!
I Got Lichtenstein'd
Therapy Juice - Featuring Brian O. Jackson
Swamp Oss - Featuring Brian O. Jackson
Because Magic and Toilets...and Shit - featuring Sarah Price
Spicy Horse - featuring Sarah Price
The Talon in the Butter
Sneaky Banana Lady
Smushy Dicks featuring Victoria Kirgesner & Daniel Hunsicker
You Say OccLUMENcy, I say OCClumency - featuring Daniel Hunsicker
A Chaotic Presence featuring Jeff Hartland
Origin, Not Orgy - featuring Jeff Hartland
Ron is a Thestral Now
A Nice Young Carcass
U******* Always Dies featuring Roxana Bell
Too Many Wands, Not Enough Dicks - featuring AJ Ryan and Jen Terpstra
Shhhh...Silencio
The Supreme Lesbian
That's What You Get for Being Fierce
There are Two Types of Bitches in the World
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire as told by the Basic Snitches
A Northern Siren
Hell is Floral Tablecloths
Hogwarts is an OSHA Nightmare - Featuring Ashley Frederick Brubaker
I Don't Want to Call Umbridge the Climax...
Sickeningly Saccharine - featuring Brian O. Jackson
The Sirius Thing to Do - Featuring Brian O. Jackson
The OGOotP
Fry-Rolled 3 Times
Magical Orifices
Puppysaurus - featuring Peggy Newton & Stephanie Malfara
Doxy Detoxy
Low Blow
Whose Cat is That?
You Got Both Your Buttockses?
Effin' Love It
Living With Dishrags
Cutting Room Floor Part Deux - The Remix
Harry is the One Who Does the Doing- with Brian O. Jackson
Terrible and Wonderful at the Same Time
Are You a Good Ass or a Bad Ass? - Featuring Ashley Frederick Brubaker
The Mood is Correct, the Moody is Not
99 Problems but a Snitch Ain't One - featuring SO MANY bitches
Fetus Floating Over Albania
Tiny Hands
The Hardest Cake I've Ever Made - Featuring Olivia King and Olivia Petrey
Highly Combustible - Featuring Olivia King and Olivia Petrey
Thought Menagerie
Good Times for Voldemort
Squash that Bug
Everyone at This School Can't Decide if it's Okay to Have Emotions
Doomspiraling - Featuring Special Guest Roxana Bell
Perv-Ghost
There's an Egg in this Book
This House is Filled with Single People - Featuring Special Guest Stephen Ostertag
Don't Eat a Soufflé , Fatty
Tickle the Pear
What Should We Do For Our 100th Episode?
Butt Soup
The Firehead Conversations
Properties of the Woods
calmly
Flamer Cup - Featuring Brian O. Jackson
Imma Imperio Myself
Gonna Avada Kadavra Avada Kadavra
Squeeze My Plants
I Don't Wanna Deal With Your Corpse Today, Get Back in That Boat
Adam and Tara (and Brian) and Prisoner of Azkaban
The Basic Snitches, Stephen, and the Chamber of Secrets
The Hogwarts Express Be Rollin'
Funny Suck
No Pants Energy
We Have So Much Knowledge of Sports
As the Crow Flies
And Then They Touch a Boot
Tara's Potato Bretheren
Gilding the Lily
Don't Get Comfortable
Eggroll Dreams
I Found a Dead Person, I Would Like Some Wine Please
Cutting Room Floor
We Are Your Podcast Overlords
I Wanna Be the Squid
Daddy Stag- featuring special guest Brian O. Jackson
One of the Rare Clothed Episodes
What Does a Werewolf Need with a Chandelier?
Wormfoot
How Many Plot Twists Is That This Chapter?
A Trio of Weird Men
Tremione
Scoop That Pinkie
Hogwarts Teacher Sex Scandal
I Like Birds!
No Chipotatas for You
Christmassyishness
Wet Sock
Thiccums
Sippy Cup Jealousy
Adam Slaughtered the Trelawny Counter
Please Question Have a Chocolate
What the Hell is the Deal with Your Rat?
How is Nothing on Fire?
Pomme de Terrible
I'm Here for Some Croissants
My Love Language is Tacos
We Read Two Books
Why You Puttin' a Snake in Yo Basement
Lockshart
Spiderland USA
I Can't Vodka
Choices Were Made- featuring special guest Stephen Ostertag
Floatin' Pies
Justice for Snek
Banana Wine
My Little Squibblet
Adam and Tara and the Sorcerer's Stone
Moldy Haggis
Scoping Out Chickens
What if I Got Owls?
Screaming is Fun
Animals are all Good Poopers
Murder and Gold Smuggles
We Have Ascended to a Higher Plane
Return to Dursleyland
We Did the Thing! Featuring Special Guest Natalie Zenczak
Two-Faced Snitch
BONUS Episode- Meet the PUFFS!
Cliffhangers are Great
I'm not a regular Centaur, I'm a COOL Centaur
You Think Magic is Hard, Try Doing Your Taxes
Snapes on a Broom
Eht Rorrim Fo Nocab
Angelina for President!
Jacket Potato
Hagrid's Crumpet
Hogwarts is LIT - Featuring Bailey
McGonagallin' All Over
9 3/4 is Where the Magic Begins
You're a Millionaire, Harry!
Codswallop & Mugwump
The Tale of Floofy Dinky Dudders
Where My Bacon? Where My Presents?
Vernon Needs to go to Therapy
Meet the Basic Snitches