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Battery Mates - the Podcast — 100 episodes
Episode 154: We Are Cuter Than That Couple For Sure
Episode 153: A Debate
Episode 152: I Was Rude About T*ylor Sw*ft
Episode 151: You Can't Say Sausage to an Englishman
Episode 150: The Chair Would Win
Episode 149: Sex Noises
Episode 148: Presumably His Father Filled Out the Birth Certificate
Episode 147: A Pie in a Bap Is Not Considered Outlandish
Episode 146: Haggis is an Animal
Episode 145: PEDs Are Bad and Don't Do Drugs, But
Episode 144: Hugs and Whispers
Episode 143: No Stats for How Pissed the Fans Are
Episode 142: People Who Wear Tank Tops and Fight With Their Neighbors in the Street
Episode 141: Pretty Sure He Saw My Shirt
Episode 140: Stink Until It Is Flammable
Episode 139: Definitely on Water Skis
Episode 138: Grey Doesn't Quite Cover It
Episode 137: No Fungibility Without Representation
Episode 136: The Commissioner Had a Duty
Episode 135: The Feast of Stephen Strasburg
Episode 134: Sometimes Eddie Rosario Shows Up
Episode 133: Not How the Doctor Described It
Episode 132: Try Harder Duda
Episode 131: Young Young Prospects and Old Old Dudes
Episode 130: PKs as They Are Known in America and Nowhere Else
Episode 129: Thirsty Thursdays with the Nuts
Episode 128: Playing a Bit Rubbish
Episode 127: The Most Sarcastic of the Double Plays
Episode 126: Soccer Is Actually an English Word
Episode 125: The Absence of the Feeling of Shame
Episode 124: We're All Goddamn Winners (Even the Mets)
A Special Announcement
Episode 123: You Have to Remember That Greg Abbott Is an Idiot
Episode 122: The Quiet Part Out Loud
Episode 121: You Are at Work After the First Pitch
Episode 120: We Don’t Have The Word Ornery
Episode 119: It's Literally Christmas Eve
Episode 118: This is Not a Breaking News Podcast
Episode 117: The Team Is Based in St. Petersburg Anyway
Episode 116: Gabrielesque
Episode 115: Million-Dollar Mascot
Episode 114: Before the Me-Star Break
Episode 113: An Item of Some Controversy
Episode 112: A Second Run Batted In
Episode 111: Decimate Means One in Ten and This Is Worse Than One in Ten
Episode 110: Spring Training for Babytime
Episode 109: Ready to Be Up All Night
Episode 108: The Please Leave Bell
Episode 107: I Had to Buy a DVD Player
Episode 106: We Should Have Kept These Teams in Quarantine
Episode 105: Any Punishments Handed Out for This Year Just Seem Sarcastic
Episode 104: The Value of a Walk
Episode 103: Dogs Cannot Get the Pandemic
Episode 102: Leg Ashtray
Episode 101: C'est Fromage, N'est-ce Pas?
Episode 100: Let's Blame the Astros
Episode 099: Like One of Those Calmness Apps
Episode 098: Nacho Is Also Upset with the Astros
Episode 097: Dik-Dik Jokes
Episode 096: The Trash Can is Going to End Up in Cooperstown
Episode 095: Happy to Grab a Pitchfork with the Rest of You
Episode 094: How Good Life Can Be Sometimes
Episode 093: At Peace
Episode 092: Maybe We Should Get a Boat
Episode 091: Some Advice for Matthew
Episode 090: We Can't Be Bought
Episode 089: Playing the Circus Clowns for a Bonus Point
Episode 088 Addendum: A Strange Sensation
Episode 088: Losing Is Probably the Best Thing for My Sleep
Episode 087: I Was Allowed to Talk to Her Again in the Morning
Episode 086: It's Gotta Be Your Bull
Episode 085: Wellllllllll
Episode 084: The September Glide Towards Doom
Episode 083: Only Daddy Likes Baseball
Episode 082: Actually Not Fake This Time
Episode 081: My British Pants
Episode 080: Bring Bopper Back
Episode 079: Mocking Dulcet Tones
Episode 078: Sans the Hat
Episode 077: It's Called Home Schooling, Not Clubhouse Schooling
Episode 076: A T-Ball Team from Westchester
Episode 075: Everything Is Going to Be OK
PSA: How to enter the 2019 Preseason Predictions Contest
Episode 074: Breaking News
Episode 073: Bonkers Baseball
Episode 072: The Ooffseason
Episode 071: Why Would Anyone Listen to This?
Episode 070: Send Big Papi Out on a High Note
Episode 069: It Works on Americans
Episode 068: Bad Words Bears
Episode 067: A Baseball Lord of the Flies
Episode 066: Donald Trump's Origin Story
Episode 065: There Was No Candy Crush
Episode 064: Reaganism, Baseball Ghosts, and Dad Stuff
Episode 063: It's Early
Episode 062: If They Can Stay Healthy...
Episode 061: MLB Dot MLB Dot Com Slash MLB Slash Pace-of-Play
Episode 060: His Tweets Are Always Very High Quality
Episode 059: No Gift Basket for Us
Episode 058: Welcome to MLB Offseason Presented by Chuck E. Cheese's