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Beer and Bible — 101 episodes

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Ep. 81- Jesus and Conan the Barbarian's Millstone -Matthew 18.6-9

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Ep. 80 - Jesus Talks Children, Chris Explains Jacob's Ladder Piercings - Matthew 18.1-5

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Ep. 79 - Jesus and Religious Taxation - Matthew 17.22-27

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Non-Episode-Buy Chris a Beer: "What does 'Go forth and multiply' mean?"

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Ep. 78- Jesus Gets Pedantic - Matthew 17.14-21

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Ep. 77 - High On A Mountain (either Way You Want To Read That)- Matthew 17.1-12

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Ep. 76 - The First Pope (read:Peter) tempts Jesus - Matt 16.21-28

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Non-Episode - Chris and Neil's Love of Mormon Missionaries

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Ep. 75 - The First Pope and the Loosening - Matthew 16.13-20

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Ep. 74 - The Yeasty Boys - Matthew 16.5-12

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Ep. 73 - The Bipartisan Demand for Proof and Whales - Matthew 16.1 - 4

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Non-Episode-Jesus the Human (or Chris and Neil Crank Up The Blasphemy)-Tangent Night

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Ep. 72 - Lunch with Jesus In 4K - Matthew 15.29 - 39

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Ep. 71- Slightly Racist Jesus - Matthew 15.21-28

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Ep. 70 Matthew -Jesus may need cultural sensitivity training - 15.1-20

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Buy Chris A Beer - What do you think heaven will be like?

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Ep. 69- -Matthew 14.22-36

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Ep. 68-Jesus Rallies an Army with Salted Fish and Toast -Matthew 14.13 - 21

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Ep. 67- The Herods, a pre-teen dance routine, and a beheading - Matthew 14.1-12

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Buy Chris A Beer 1 - Chris And Neil Retell Bible Stories

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Christmas 2023 Part 2 - God Messes Around, Joseph Finds Out -Matthew 1.18-25

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Christmas 2023 Part 1- A Legal Case for Stoning Jesus's Mom - Deuteronomy 22.22-24

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Ep. 66 Jesus the Mason and Neil Avoids A Hate Crime - Matthew 13.53-58

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Ep. 65- Jesus’ Pyromania in a Long Cryptocurrency Ad - Matthew 13.43-52

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Ep. 64- Parables on Mustard and Sourdough set to Minivan Rock- Matthew 13.31-42

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Ep. 63 - Parable of the Wheat and Psychoactive Fungus Weed - Matthew 13.24 - 30

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Ep. 62 - More Palestinian Farming With Less Answers - Matthew 13.10 - 23

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Ep. 61 - Seed Sown and Keeping Robert Frost Out of Your Bible Study - Matthew 13.1 - 9

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Ep. 60 - Jesus, a Racist Prophet, and an African Queen - Matthew 12.38-50

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Ep. 59 - Jesus the Egyptian Sorcerer and the Unforgivable Sin - Matthew 12.22

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Non - Episode - How To Read The Bible (If Your Dumb)

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Christmas Special 2022 - Part 2 - Herod: When Killing toddlers isn't the worst thing you've done.

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Christmas Special 2022 - Part 1: Faith Like Herod

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Ep. 58 - Jesus Heals on the Sabbath like David Blaine Does Magic - Matthew 12.10-21

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Ep. 57 - Chris Teaches About Demons and/or Goats in the Tanakh

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Ep. 56 - Sabbath Exemptions and Ordained Herpatology -Matthew 12:1-9

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Ep. 55 - Woes and Fitting Yokes - Matthew 11.20-30

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Ep. 54 - A violent kingdom and taunting children - Matthew 11.11-19

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Ep. 53 - Visitation Hours for Doubting Prophets - Matthew 11.1-10

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Ep. 52- The Going Price for Sparrows and Hating Your Family - Matthew 10.24-42

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Ep. 51 - Anachronistic Persecution and the Morty's Death Crystal - Matthew 10.16-23

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Ep. 50 - Recommended Apostolic behavior and what to do if they piss on your house - Matthew 10.7-15

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Christmas Special 2021 - Luke 1.26-38

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Ep. 49 - The Apolstles Part 3: Jim, Tad, and the Two Worst Disciples - Matthew 10.3-6

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Ep. 48 - Apostles Part 2: Thunder Sons, Jesus's Twin, and the Horse Lover- Matthew 10.2 (Part 2)

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Ep. 47 - Jesus sends out all the Apostles except Robert Duvall - Matthew 10.1-2

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Ep. 46 - A Harvest of Humans and Neil's promise to take Chris to a faith healer- Mattew 9.32-38

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Ep. 45 - Touchy-Feely Jesus, Eye Demons, and Wookie Linguistics - Matthew 9.27-31

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Non-Episode - Alpaca Farming and Vagabonding - A life update

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Non-Episode - Tangent night - Aren't all religions the same?

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Episode 44 - Matthew 9:14-27

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Ep. 43 - Collecting Taxes and the Mercy of Incest - Matthew 9.9-13

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Ep. 42 - Jesus Heals a Paraplegic and Gets Sassy in the Process. - Matthew 9.1-8

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Ep. 41 - Jesus takes a nap, talks back to one storm and two demons. - Matthew 8.23-34

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Ep. 39 - Healing a Mother-in-Law and Urgent Care for the Demon possessed - Matthew 8.11-17

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Ep. 40 - The Straight Edge Episode about Foxes and Birds. - Matthew 8.18-22

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Ep. 38 - What Amazes Jesus and the Etymology of Pedophiles. - Matthew 8.2-10

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Ep. 37 - A House on Sand and Kevin Costner Apocolypses - Matthew 7.21-8.1

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Ep. 36 - False Prophets and Chris’s Drunken Dad Jokes. - Matthew 7.13-20

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Ep. 35 - Drinking under a bridge at a skatepark and the Golden Rule - Matthew 7.1-12

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Non-Episode- The Christmas Special That Was Almost About Baby Jesus

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Ep. 34 - Comparing Flowers and Kings (Includes product placement) - Matthew 6.25-6.34

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Ep. 33 - Money and the Market for Christian Eye Patches - Matthew 6.19-24

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Ep. 32 - Christianity's #1 Prayer, and the Bible's surprising silence on cocaine. - Matthew 6.9-18

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Non-Episode - Tangent Night 3: Cursing, Golden Hemroids, and Martin Luther's Pope-Pooping-Demon.

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Ep. 31 - Virtue Signaling and the Chamber of Secrets - Matthew 6.1-8

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Ep. 30 - Divine Perfectionism and Other Standards for Love - Matthew 5.43-48

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Ep. 29 - Ghandi Misses the Point, or Neil’s Fall Back Religion - Matthew 5.33-42

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Ep. 28 - Jesus talks Divorce: Paper Work and Porn. - Matthew 5.27-32

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Ep. 27 - Murder and Threats of a Burning Trash Heap with Blood Rivers. - Matthew 5.21-26

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Ep. 26 - Concubines, Tittles, and Jewish folk tales. - Matthew 5.17-20

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Ep. 25 - Salted Babies and Morons - Matthew 5.13-16

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Ep. 24 - Purity Rallies, Peacemaking, and Anachronistic Persecution. - Matthew 5.8-11

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Non-Episode- Tangent Night 2: Tool Box Tacos, Giraffe Farming, and Why Noah isn't a Patriarch.

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Episode 23 - Matthew 5.5-7

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Ep. 22 - Jesus goes up on a mountain and hosts a quasi-poltical rally. - Matthew 5.1-4

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Ep. 21 - More Fishing Buddies, Demons, and Epilepsy. - Matthew 4.21-25

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Ep. 20 - Jesus, Rocky, and Andy blow off work. - Matthew 4.18-20

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Ep. 19 - Jesus's cousin gets thrown in the slammer, Jesus moves to hickville.- Matthew 4.12-17

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Non-Episode - Christmas Special 2019

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Ep. 18 - Jesus v. Satan - FIGHT! - Matthew 4.1-11

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Ep. 17 - Bath time with Adult Jesus. Let's watch - Matthew 3.13-17

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Ep. 16 - A Street Preacher just wants to bathe you, but it's cool. - Matthew 3.1-12

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Ep. 15 - Infanticide, a political maneuver. - Matthew 2.13-23

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Ep. 14 - An undetermined amount of Magician's at a 2 year old's birthday. - Matthew 2.1-12

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Ep. 13 - Jospeh Pandera, the Flaming Hymen, and Other Christmas Stories - Matthew 1.18-25

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Ep. 12 - An incorrect geneology and some B.A. Chicks. - Matthew 1.1-17

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Ep. 11 - Introduction to the book o' Matthew, a biography of Jesus.

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Non-Episode - Tangent Night 1

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Ep. 10 - Textual Criticism Part 2

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Ep. 9 - Textual Criticism Part 1

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Episode 8 - Samson Part 4 - Judges 16

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Ep. 7 - Samson Part 3 - Judges 15

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Ep. 6 - Samson Part 2 - Judges 14

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Ep. 5 - Samson Part 1 - Judges 13

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What is Beer and Bible?

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Ep. 4 - Nehemiah in the Citadel - Nehemiah 1:1-4

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Non-Episode: Live Podcast Recording - Giving us an audience may have been a mistake.

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Ep. 3 - Picking Grain and Picking Fights on the Sabbath - Mark 2.23-28

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Ep. 2 - Legend of the Lentils - Gen. 25.21-34

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Ep. 1 - The Time Jesus Solved a Problem with Alcohol - John 2.1-11

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