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Before The Crime — 58 episodes

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Rule 8 - don’t look a gift shop in the mouth

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Rule 7 - know how to pitch.

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Rule 6 - know your layers

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Rule 5 - never keep secrets.

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Rule 4 - don’t slip and fall

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Season 2 Rule 3 - Don’t put on a show

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Season 2 Rule 2 - Bring a Sac for 3

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Season 2 Rule 1 - Get Into Character.

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Rule 51 - it’s a d4 not a pyramid

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Rule 50 - get on money monks.

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rule 49 - drink rings are the future.

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Rule 48 - play dnd

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Rule 47 - leonardo

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Rule 46 - dance music is the way

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Rule 45 - evidence is key

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Rule 44 - I got snacks

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Rule 43 - clean your ship

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Rule 42 - is it an ad?

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Rule 41 - sellout if you can.

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Rule 40 - friends is not a band.

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Rule 39 - have great musical tastes.

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Rule 38 - if they’re looking for two go as one

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Rule 37 - don’t talk to Tesla

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Rule 36 - Don’t change you cellphone plan

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Rule 35 - The mall in not a lie

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Rule 34 - make a calander

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Rule 33 - there is a mall on the moon.

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Rule 32 - push the dock button.

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Rule 31 - Fire means go.

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Rule 29 - Run the code;

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Rule 28- I hate fishing

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Rule 27 - it’s a startup

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Rule 26 - don’t buy a house

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Rule 25 - Don’t tell him I’m trying

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Rule 24 - gems are not wheels.

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Rule 23 - don’t leave your wheel ticket

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Rule 22 - don’t forget your wallet

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Rule 21 - become a monk

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Rule 20 - bells are heavy

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Rule 19 - never trust a podcast host.

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Rule 18 - don’t be sarcastic about magic tricks

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Rule 17 - spinners are a great distraction.

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Rule 16 - All or nothing is a viable strategy

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Rule 15 - Don’t park in the stadium.

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Rule 14 - don’t eat snacks while running from the law

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Rule 13 - never ask a guy with a mustache

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Rule 12 - camping is the best place to break news

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Rule 11 - don’t trust outside weather reports

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Rule 10 - Don’t sell bitcoin to elders.

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Rule 9 - Know where potassium is.

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Rule 8 - Don’t Stack Up Down Up Down

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Rule 7 - Learn Japanese

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Rule 6 - Learn to speak Sasquatch

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Rule 5 - Know Where The Poconos Are

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Rule 4 - never trust a guy draining a puddle

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Rule 3 - Don’t Double Park

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Rule 2 - always ask for more specifics

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58

Rule 1 Always Bring a Flashlight.

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