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Behind the Locked Doors — 59 episodes
S3E6 - Help, I'm trapped in a Podcast Episode Title Factory
S3E5 - Get Back on that Library.Horse
S3E4 - Porn Lighting and Missed Literary Opportunity
S3E3 - TAFCON Debrief
S3E2 - Don't test Mike; he might.
S3E1 - Doldroms, and hedgehogs, and dogs with opinions.
S2E25 - Cxibulethex the Destroyer and Bob
S2E24 - Goop Hours
S2E23 - The Demon's name is Clarence
S2E22 - Organization Strategies Poets
S2E21 - LARP talking... for some reason.
S2E20 - Giant Excel Sheets of DOOOOM
S2E19 - Podcasting from the Closet and Scott Strips on Mic (not on Mike)
S2E18 - Scott's Lobster is too Buttery, his Ice-cream too Mint Chocolate Chip, his Ass too Fat
S2E17 - Trailer Talk
It Takes a Wolf Casting Phase 1
S2E16 - Reality Resists Simplicity, Embrace Nuance
S2E15 - How Does.... Money?
S2E14 - Not Every Episode Needs a Clever Title.
S2E13 - Most Casting Stuff
S2E12 - Surprise!
S2E11 - The Week Begins on Sunday
S2E10 - Writing is also Reading
S2E9 - Just have your Friend Ask if You Asked them to the Sock Hop if They'd Say Yes.
S2E8 - Crisis of Confluence
S2E7 - Collapsing the Waveform and Whapping Scott with a Rolled Up Newspaper (in an entirely non-sexual way)
S2E6 - Progress! News! Scott Pitches To a Bunch of Filthy Enablers!
S2E5 - Slow and Steady May Win the Race but We're Impatient Bitches
S2E4 - Page Counts and the Embarrasssing Ordeal of Being Watched Creating
S2E3 - Coming Soon™: Store 236
S2E2 - Special Guest: Scoot Clerical
S2E1 - Not The Simpsons Episode
S1E27 - We're Holding up a Newspaper that Cleary Slows Today's Date
S1E26 - Year One
S1E25 - Ast and Wez Talk
S1E24 - Read the Room.
S1E23 - LibRary
S1E22 - Another Scuffed Episode
S1E21 - Insert Funny Title Here
S1E20 - Chugging Away At It
S1E19 - FULL CHAOS MODE
S1E18 - Nadir in Headlights
S1E17 - We're all back! Wait... no...
S1E16 - We Accidentally a Whole Episode of this Podcast
S1E15 - You're a WriTER, not a WritCAN'T
S1E14 - This Podcast Could Have Been an E-mail
S1E13 - Extra Chaos Energy Courtesy of Cats
S1E12 - Safety First
S1E11 - We Ate'nt Dead
S1E10 - Yes, We're Here and Nobody Started a New Project They Don't Have TIme For. No Sir-ee-Bob. Nobody would do that.
S1E9 - Forced Blorboification
S1E8 - Be Kind To Yourself and Also to the Trans Werewolf from Batman
S1E7 - Down in our Writing Holes
S1E6 - Buying Time
S1E5 - Overcommiting
S1E4 - Making the Beginning Last and Other Possibly Bad Ideas
S1E3 - Crunch Time Brain Mode
S1E2 - "Show, Don't Tell" is a Steaming Pile
S1E1 - Introductions and Explanations