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EP 163: 5-0… that’s childish!

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EP 162:He came out with a stopwatch!!

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EP 161: This is an Arsenal Intervention

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EP 160: Come with me to a scrap

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EP 159: Who in the Starting XI can Ødegaard beat up?

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EP 158: Does he Panenka it if you guys aren’t 3-0 up??

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EP 157: Job’s not finished

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EP 156: Boring Premier League!

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EP 155: Swapping Merseyside for Madrid

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EP 154: England need to start an ACS

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EP 153: IT’S BEEN A BAD WEEK

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EP 152: Looking over our shoulder

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EP 151: Netflix FC

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EP 150: Di Wörşt Man United team

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EP 149: The Essence

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EP 148: Youngest in charge

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EP 147: Is it a colour thing?!

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EP 146: I always wanted a brother

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EP 145: Imagine you came home to no bread or butter?

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EP 144: I deserve it all

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EP 143: Trent, VVD or Salah

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EP 142: HOLD UP WAIT A MINUTE! MAN UNITED WINNIN

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EP 141: Custodians

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EP 140: Let Him Cook!

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EP 139: Do Liverpool look like Champions?

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EP 138: Charlie

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EP 137: Technical Director Bob

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EP 136: We need a new striker!!

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EP 135: Arsenal’s season is like Eastenders Omnibus

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EP 134: Penetration

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EP 133: The Double 6

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EP 132: Bring back bullying!!

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EP 131: Old Trafford is falling down

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EP 130: Heavyweight clashes!

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EP 129: #BARCLEYSMEN!

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Ep 128: The highs and lows of Non League with Joseph Chidyausiku

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EP 127: Has the football actually left him?

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EP 126: Taking it there!!!

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EP 125: If Arsenal don’t win this year… are there questions?

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EP 124: Give it Giggsy

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EP 123: Benchwarmers

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EP 122: Through the football pyramid with Keiran Morphew

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EP 121: Kane curse is real!!

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EP 121: Does he turn up in an England shirt?

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EP 120: I blame Southgate

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EP 119: Southgate… not too much!

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EP 118: Let the mandem pod

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EP 117: Bellingham. Mctominay… What’s the difference?!

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EP 116: Benched Awards 23/24

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EP 115: Impromptu

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EP 114: It’s still not enough

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EP 113: ITS NOT HAPPENING JENGI!!!

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EP 112: How to hate watch in 2024

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EP 111: For you my friend…

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EP 110: it’s crash or be crashed

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EP 109: It’s just boring if City win it!!

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EP 108: The 14HQ Multiverse

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EP 107: Did Arsenal play too safe?

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EP 106: Is it Southgate or the players?

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EP 105: Cashmere from John Lewis

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EP 104: I’m high as a Kai

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EP 103: I met the criteria, but I wasn’t selected

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EP 102: Liverpool brought out the Rugrats!

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EP 101: Brother Eurgh!!

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EP 100: Wealth is Health

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EP 99.5: There’s too many Fofana’s

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EP 99: Catch us if you can

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EP 98: KDB is back with his Old Money Trim

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EP 97: We need to stop wearing the white kit

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EP 96: It was all good just a week ago!

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EP 95: The miracle finally happened

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EP 94: I don’t know who Virgil tinks he is

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EP 93: We’ve gotta fight for Ten Hag

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EP 92: Has the era come to an end?

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EP 91: IM FEELING ON TOP!

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EP 90: Louis Everywhere!!

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EP 89: Di iistory of di Tottenham

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EP 88: The Glazers are in charge of VAR

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EP 87: A penny for your Khisz

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EP 86 - YOU’VE GOTTA SPLIT THE LINES

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EP 85: ALL THE HOO RAH

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EP 84: Next time bring all your boys!

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EP 83: What did Drogba say… it’s a disgrace!!

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EP 82: No one’s clinical!

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EP 81: How long does Ten Hag have left?

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EP 80: TALKS WITH LIAM MILLER

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EP 79: I wouldn’t wanna be Southgate!!

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EP 78: You can’t come round!

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EP 77: Shall I tell you about my traumas?!

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EP 76: £200 million midfield and JWP is outperforming them?!

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EP 75: ST JAMES’ IS THE GULAG

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EP 74: We can beat City!

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EP 73: The Juan and Only

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EP 72: Combination

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EP 71: There’s Rice at home

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EP 70: Benched Awards 22/23

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EP 69: Obi Wan Khisznobi

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EP 68: First The Worst

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EP 67: The Penultimate

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EP 66: Fun’s Over