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Best Friend Simulator — 69 episodes

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Episode 62: BFS Says Goodbye

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Episode 61: "The Seeing of the Penis Could Set You Off On An All New Adventure"/ The Montauk Project Part 3

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Episode 60: "One Full Leprechaun"/ The Montauk Project Part 2

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Episode 59: "Meat Bees"/The Philadelphia Experiment & The Montauk Project Part 1

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Episode 58: "That Sandwich Had Been Eaten 50 Years Ago"

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Episode 57: "How Do Woodpeckers Do Love?"

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Episode 56: "James James F***ing Nimrod"

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Episode 55: "You've Been the Toad All Along"

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Episode 54: "If This Brownie Hears You Talking Sh*t Things Are Gonna Get Worse Here"/ Above Majestic Review

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Episode 53: "An Argument For A Hornier Podcast"

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Episode 52: "Live your F***in' Life, Bigfoot"

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Episode 51: "You Could Be a Man Who Drinks Toilets"

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A Quick Update

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Episode 50: "I'm Not A Nihilist, I Just Crush A Lot"/ Simulation Hypothesis Part 3: David Icke and Roko's Basilisk

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Episode 49: "The Werewolves Have Changed Back Into A Sad Man"/ Simulation Hypothesis pt 2

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Episode 48: "Just Hookah-Dookah-ing"/ Simulation Hypothesis

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Episode 47: "Gift Them A Big Ol' Hog Leg"

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Episode 46: “It’s Like A Cover Version of Your Hair”/ Hunt for the Skinwalker Documentary Review

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Episode 45: “Just Rip Me to F***ing Shreds, Monkey Man” /The Monkey Man of New Delhi

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Episode 44: "Would You Say I Was a Snake Person?"

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Breast Friend Simulator Episode 281: "Using Economics and Friendgonomics"/ Tesla Town pt. 3

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Episode 43: "This Isn't How You Apologize"

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BFS Mixtape Vol. 2: The Music of the Satanic Panic

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BFS Mixtape Vol. 1: Mopey Harrigans; or, Songs That Make Us Cry

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BFS Nuggets Vol. 2 (Episodes 10-14)

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BFS Nuggets Vol. 1 (Ep. 0-9)

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Episode 42: “Like a True Nature’s Child/ The Fresno Nightcrawlers”

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Episode 41: "As Long As I Can Feed Skittles To Someone’s Backface"

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Episode 40: Officer Little Billy

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Episode 39: “What if I Showed Him My Wicker Basket/ Satanic Panic pt 4”

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Episode 38: "King For A Day, Off For Four" /Satanic Panic Part 3- The McMartin and Oak Hill Ritual Abuse Trials

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Episode 37: "Wizard, Warlock, or Whatever"/ Satanic Panic Part 2 - Mike Warnke

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Episode 36: “I Bet He Smells Like A Cool Dad"/Satanic Panic Part 1- Michelle Remembers”

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Episode 35: You Know I'm A Big Ballhead/ The Brooklyn Bridge Abduction Part 3

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Episode 34: “You’re Gonna F**kin’ Buy This House”/ The Brooklyn Bridge Abduction Part 2

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Episode 33: Did the Toddler Smoke Crack or Was It A Coward?/ The Brooklyn Bridge Abduction Part 1

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Episode 32: There's Little Willy Staring Back At You/ Unacknowledged Documentary Review

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Episode 31: We Have Some Things To Work On/ The Sierra Sounds Bigfoot Recordings

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Episode 30: “Those Piss Pennies Add Up/ Skinwalker Ranch Part 3”.

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Episode 29: "So There’s No Kruk The Barbarian?!?"/ Skinwalker Ranch Part 2

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Episode 28: Don't Stop Reaching Across the Distance/ Skinwalker Ranch Part 1

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Episode 27: Hey Ricky, Is This Fast Enough For You?

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Episode 26: Any Occasion With Dracula Is A Special Occasion

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Episode 25: “I Would Know More of This Space Monkey Mafia”/ The Alien Grave of Aurora, Texas

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Episode 24: Some Kind of Zombie Turducken Situation

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Episode 22: The Going Rate For Potassium/ The Dover Demon

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Episode 21: Endless 9/11 Commemorative Coins In Your Ballsack

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Episode 20: Morgellons Syndrome With Special Guest Jamie!

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Episode 19: Heiniesight is 20/20 / Gang Stalking Part 2

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Episode 18: 50 Year Old Bigfoot Ninja Josh and Wasteland-Ripped Marauder Gang Court Jester Denis/ Gang Stalking part 1

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Episode 17: Live in Seattle/ Love & Saucers and David Huggins

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Episode 16: Those Mummy Flippin' Flintknappers/ Ong's Hat

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Episode 15: BFS Turns 40--Suck It!/ The Pentagon's Declassified UFO Program and Robert Bigelow

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Episode 14: What Did Those Guys Do With Their Butts/ National Parks Disappearances & Missing 411 Part 2

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Episode 13: Do Doo Doo Do Be Happy/ Missing 411 and National Parks Disappearances Part 1

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Episode 12: "If I Turn Around and This Lion Man Kills Me..."

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Episode 11: Ex-Best Friend Simulator Vs.Best Friend Murderer/ Stardust Ranch

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Episode 10: You Are Wind Beneath Wing

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Episode 09: The Ghoul Has Done All His Scares/ John Titor, Time Traveler

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Episode 08: Soft Brain & Nasty Boy, or: Our Foot is Always Gonna Be Weird/ Mel's Hole Part 2

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Best Friend Simulator HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR 2017!

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Episode 07: Roll Another Tnioj for Barry the Password Manager/ Mel's Hole

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Episode 06: "You Can Do Some Mouth Stuff With Him"

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Episode 05: Denis and Josh Pander to the BFS Maniacs, Reptilians vs. Reptoids, David Icke and The Dulce Wars

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Episode 04: The Music Episode with Special Guest, Allen!

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Episode 03: Brett Hull, You Cherry Picker/Yaphet Kotto and Other Celebrity Alien Contactees

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Episode 02: 17 Million Goddamn Ben Franklins

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Episode 01: Still Getting the Hang of This/Star Jelly, Freezers Full of Deer Cum

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Episode 0: Josh and Denis Test the Microphones

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