All Episodes

Don't tell us we want that weenie all the way

Don't tell us And Just Like That is back

Don't tell us we don't know fashion

Don't tell us cheer up, Charlie

Don't tell us we can't go back to our roots

Don't tell us we can't video pod

Don't tell us we can't bang that Tramp

Don't tell us we can't take a hiatus

Don’t tell us 80 is the new 20

Don’t tell us Raquel has autism

Don’t tell us that hot fox wouldn’t cause us all to be divorced

Don’t tell us we’re not about wellness

Don’t tell us we can’t obsess over Scandoval

Don’t tell us we need more confidence

Don’t tell us Jaguar isn’t a truth teller

Don't tell us it's not all connected

Don’t tell us we’re not a big deal

Don’t tell us there’s a better man than Rip

Don’t tell us we can’t feel meh

Don’t tell us music doesn’t change lives

Don’t tell us to crowd surf

Don’t tell us our new name isn’t Toast and The Ham

Don’t tell us Victoria has a secret

Don’t tell us we’re on London time

Don’t tell us it’s not our uterus

Don't tell us we can't talk about Val Kilmer

Don't tell us women don't take risks

Don’t tell us we can’t be marine biologists

Don’t tell us we can’t record drunk

Don’t tell us we’re not French

Don't tell us Cleveland doesn't rock

Don’t tell us we should unclench

Don’t tell us you don’t like it because of the smell

Don’t tell us we have to be different people for different people

Don’t tell us love is blind

Don’t tell us we can’t have a book review

Don’t tell us Miranda is going to LA now

Don’t tell us she shouldn’t have slapped him

Don’t tell us this is it

Don’t tell us to donate bananas

Don’t tell us Stanford Blatch ran off to Tokyo

Don’t tell us you know best

Don’t tell us how to holiday

Don’t tell us we’re cheugy

Don’t tell us to like Weird Al

Don’t tell us this isn’t a hippo

Don’t tell us Mr. Ham can’t make a cameo

Don’t tell us we can’t start a cult

Don’t tell us mayo makes a better grilled cheese

Don’t tell us we can’t have boundaries

Don’t tell us not to harness our inner voice

Don’t tell us how to be 50

Don’t tell us we can’t have all the feels

Don’t tell us we can’t reinvent ourselves

Don’t tell us to ignore the twisties

Don’t tell us we can’t find lessons in Sex/Life

Don’t tell us we can’t golf

Don’t tell us we can’t have a guest host

Don’t tell us we should obsess over Disney

Don’t tell us plastic surgery is the answer

Don’t tell us Britney Spears still has a conservatorship

Don’t tell us we should like Applebee’s

Don’t tell us we should eat steak well done

Don’t tell us not to cinnamon swirl our BLT

Don’t tell us Dina and Caroline Manzo are done

Don’t tell us we should eat tapeworms

Don’t ask her what she was wearing

Don’t tell us to do shots of Jäger

Don’t tell us Miranda and Steve are no longer an item

Don’t tell us we can’t hire Bea

Don’t tell us you’ve never had a Whatchamacallit

Don't tell us people like crinkle cut

Don't tell us not to recap

Don’t tell us how to age

Don't tell us to take notes

Don't tell us we’re not famous in Canada

Don't tell us we can’t hug

Don't tell us to wear pantyhose

Don't tell us what to do