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Biscuits & Tea — 62 episodes

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#74 - WHAT IS ELON MUSK DOING WITH TWITTER?

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Biscuits & Tea #73 - FIREMAN PUNCHES SECURITY GUARD IN DC

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Biscuits & Tea #72 - WTF IS A McDONALD'S ADULT HAPPY MEAL!? ELON MUSK WANTS A ROBOT IN YOUR HOUSE

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Biscuits & Tea #71 - REACTING TO THE WORST FOOTBALL RIOTS | 139 PEOPLE KILLED

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Biscuits & Tea #70 - THE MOST PATHETIC SOCCER DIVE IN MLS HISTORY | KANYE WEST DGAF

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Biscuits & Tea #69 - DAREDEVIL SCALES THE TALLEST BUILDING IN LONDON

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Biscuits and Tea #68 - PATRICE EVRA DOES UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO A CHICKEN

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Biscuits and Tea #67 – NUDE FLORIDA MAN WITH MACHETE TRIES TO STEAL SOMEONE'S CLOTHES

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Biscuits and Tea #66 – THE MOST EPIC FIREWORKS FAIL & CRAZY ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS

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Biscuits and Tea #65 – MEN ARE DATING COMPUTER SIMULATED GF'S

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Biscuits and Tea #64 – REACTING TO HUMANS FIGHTING ANIMALS

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Biscuits and Tea #63 – BRUTAL ILLEGAL TACKLE ENDS PITCHER'S SEASON

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Biscuits and Tea #62 – TOP 10 WORST PASSPORTS TO HAVE | LIVERPOOL'S MO SALAH SUCKS | PRIVATE SPACE TRAVEL COSTS $2?!?

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Biscuits and Tea #61 – HOW TO BUY A CHEAP ISLAND | MEGA CHURCHES STEAL FOR GOD | THE HAPPIEST COUNTRIES ON EARTH

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Biscuits and Tea #60 – UKRAINE VS RUSSIA | HILLARY VS TRUMP | MALE BIRTH CONTROL IS HERE… AND IT’S SCARY

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Biscuits and Tea #59 – KOREA BANS LAUGHTER | GHISLAINE GOES TO JAIL | HOW DOES PORN AFFECT THE BRAIN

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Biscuits and Tea #56 – CHICAGO FIRE NEW LOGO SUCKS | A BLIND QB BETTER THAN TOM BRADY?

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Biscuits and Tea #55 – PEOPLE WITH "REAL" SUPERPOWERS | BILL GATES IS WEIRD | SUBWAY AIN'T FEEDING YOU MEAT

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Biscuits and Tea #54 – MESUT ÖZIL REINCARNATES | SOCCER SEX SCANDAL?

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Biscuits and Tea #53 – TESLA ROBOT SLAVES | FOOTBALL IN AFGHANISTAN & RACIST ANNOUNCERS

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Biscuits and Tea #52 – WILL THE USA QUALIFY FOR THE 2022 WORLDCUP??

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Biscuits and Tea #51 – MESSI REGRETS P$G MOVE | TRUMP 2024 IS HAPPENING | RACIST ANNOUNCER IS WOKE

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Biscuits and Tea #45 – THE MLS IS CRAZY | ALCOHOL KILLS BRAIN CELLS

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Biscuits and Tea #43 – THE US GOVERNMENT SAYS UFO’S ARE REAL | ANIMALS GO TO JAIL

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Biscuits and Tea #42 – THE 55 YEAR OLD FOOTBALLER | THE BILL GATES DIVORCE CONSPIRACY

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Biscuits and Tea #41 – PRO'S BREAKDOWN MLS SOCCER HIGHLIGHTS | COVID STADIUM SCANDAL

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Biscuits and Tea #40 – THIS NWSL SOCCER SCANDAL BROKE THE INTERNET

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Biscuits and Tea #38 – AVERAGE AMERICANS REACT TO INSANE FOOTBALL GOALS & SCANDALS

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Biscuits and Tea #37 – THE TOP GOOGLE TRENDS FROM THE YEAR 2000-2021

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Biscuits and Tea #35 – TURKISH "EPSTEIN" SENTENCED TO 1075 YEARS FOR STARTING CULT

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Biscuits and Tea #34 – 3 IDIOTS EXPLAIN BITCOIN | WHY ATHLETES ARE BUYING CRYPTOCURRENCY

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Biscuits and Tea #33 - THIS IS WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FOOD, BRAIN and TRAINING

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Biscuits and Tea #32 - JOE BIDEN ISN'T PRESIDENT? | PATRICK MAHOMES OWNS TOM BRADY | KIDNEY STONES ARE LETHAL

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Biscuits and Tea #31 - THE NFL HASKIN'S SCANDAL | JEFF BEZOS VS JESUS

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Biscuits and Tea #30 - VAR IS WORTHLESS | GORILLA ASSASSINS

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Biscuits and Tea #29 - KIDNEY STONES HURT | STEAKS LACED IN GOLD & THE NEW FOOTBALL GOAT

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Biscuits and Tea #28 - TRUMP'S NOT LEAVING | IS THE DEATH PENALTY EFFECTIVE? | 30 DAY LANGUAGE CHALLENGE

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Biscuits and Tea #27 - THE PROUD BOYS LEADER IS BLACK? | A GOALKEEPER COMMITS MURDER | HOW TO JUMP HIGHER

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Biscuits and Tea #26 - AN EX MARINE REVEALS CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORIES

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Biscuits and Tea #25 - HOW TO AVOID INTERNET SCAMS | TACO BELL KILLS YOU GOOD? | NFL RACE WARS

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Biscuits and Tea #24 - THE GOALIE WHO MURDERED A CHICKEN DURING A GAME

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Biscuits and Tea #23 - 2 NEUROSCIENTISTS DESTROY WEED & CONCUSSION MYTHS

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Biscuits and Tea #22 - JOSHUA

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Biscuits and Tea #21 - KING

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Biscuits and Tea #20 - ANTI GAY SLURS | TOP 10 CONSPIRACIES | CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DIDN'T DISCOVER SH*T.

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BISCUITS & TEA #19 - DAVID BECKHAM CREATES SUPERCLUB - STRIPPERS DELIVER FOOD - KAMALA HARRIS ISN'T BLACK??

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BISCUITS & TEA #16 - JUERGEN KLINSMANN RUINED US SOCCER

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Biscuits and Tea #15 - ANGRY GUY DESTROYS OLD LADY IN WALMART -THE ANTI-MASK WARS OF 2020

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Biscuits and Tea #14 - HOW TO FIGHT A GORILLA (AND WIN) explained by A Wildlife Biologist

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Biscuits and Tea #13 - "HOW TO FIGURE OUT IF YOUR FRIENDS ARE RACIST" (step by step guide)

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Biscuits and Tea #11 - MY COACH THINKS ROBERTO CARLOS SUCKS AT FOOTBALL

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Biscuits and Tea #12 - STOP REVVING YOUR ENGINE BRO | WTF IS A KAREN | STORM THE VATICAN MOVEMENT

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Biscuits and Tea #10 - "IT'S OKAY TO PUNCH 75 YEAR OLD' MEN NOW"

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Biscuits and Tea #8 - WHO'S MANAGING MESSI? | SOCCER SPIES | WHY ARE CIGARETTES LEGAL?

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Biscuits and Tea #6 - Elon Musk's Flamethrower | Who Invented Soccer? East Coast Vs Midwest

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Biscuits and Tea #9 - ONLY MICHAEL JACKSON Can Dangle a Baby Off a Balcony

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Biscuits and Tea #5 - WE TALK TO A NAVY INTELLIGENCE OFFICER

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Biscuits and Tea #4 - FRESH WATER, NUTS, AND LIGHTER FLUID

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Biscuits and Tea #3 - Tom Cruise | Quarantine | Two Foot Tackles and Talking Plants

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Biscuits and Tea #2- Are Women Really Smarter than Men?

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Biscuits and Tea #7 - Justice 4 George - The World Riots - Jeffrey Epstein

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Biscuits & Tea #1 - Selfies Can Kill You