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McDonald's owe us a check!
BET Awards' recap and McDonald's money
Roe v. Wade: What's next?
Lori Harvey and Michael B. Jordan call it quits. Now every ashy and their Mama got something to say.
Are you hoochie daddy shorts ready?
IKYFL: Juneteenth ice cream?
We're not safe. Protect your Black Ass Peace
Ashies are in mourning: Kevin Samuels is dead.
Dave Chapelle threw hands and feet on stage, after he was attacked by a man on stage.
The Omicron variant has pulled up for Cri'mus.
Nicki Minaj out here in the pedo protection program, tweeting COVID trash and general foolishness.
Delta is doing some raggedy, bald headed heaux shit - get vaccinated.
Jesus DeVante Christ did not die on the cross for y'all to not wash your ass!
Simone Biles said not tuh-day!
The Olympics in Tokyo have not even started and the Black Ass shenanigans have begun, chile
Black Jesus, we're out here fighting over bonnets! Take us neoooowwww!
Naomi Osaka said she will not be the world's mule or tennis racket - refusing to speak to the press
Kwame Brown mollywhopped Matt Barnes and Jesus Devante Christ! Kwame's a whole Trump supporter.
Nikole Hannah-Jones, author of the NYT's 1619 Project, had her tenure offer rescinded, and I'm hot.
Outside is open, but this gas finna be the death of us ALL!
Derek Chauvin was convicted of killing George Floyd-- and now Ma'Khai Bryant is a hashtag.
The Derrick Chauvin verdict is today and our Black Asses are on pins and needles, chile.
Black Ass self care is important. Black trauma is profitable, painful - George Floyd, Daunte Wright.
Will Derrick Jaxson please shut his mouth?
Kirk Plies said a lot - let's talk about the conversation we need to have.
Pissy Morgan is out of a job - and Meghan did it! *evil laugh*
Argue with ya British Mama! Meghan and Harry said all their British lives they had to fight.
The British Ghetto! Meghan and Harry spilling the royal family tea.
Whew, chile..The Black History Month
This moment in Black Ass History: "Back that Azz Up" is 22 years old and we're old AF!
Run us our stimmies, Joe!
Meet Jah Hunn, founder of the Support Black Women group on What's App.
Baby...we made it. We haven't felt this good since 2012. Our VP is a Black woman!
2021 is looking kinda trailer parkish.
Black Ass People everywhere: Foolishment!
BLM could never. The Brad-Chads took over the Capitol. Thugs!!!
Buh-bye 2020, and hello, 2021!
VOTE -- on ya Mama, Daddy and Grannies!
Mask up and cast your ballots!
Kamala Harris spoke for ALL Black women at the VP debate. All her VP life she had to fight.
The ancestors have spoken! The president got the Rona.
The Aunties put that stank on IG! The Patti Labelle verzuz Gladys Knight battle.
Celebrating the life and legacy of Black Panther actor Chadwick Boseman
Whatchu gon' do boo? Stop playing and see you at the ballot box on Nov. 3rd.
Keep your Kamala ashyness at home! Harris/Biden 2020
Rona money stops this month - what in the WHAT??
The rona is still here!
Karen is triggered
The murder of George Floyd by police near Minneapolis have touched off protests around the world.
Somebody snatch Joe Biden.
The Rona is still trying to kill you dead.
How are you handling the pandemic?
You heard what Mayor Keisha said!
That bamma Brian Kemp said outside is open in Georgia ... don't trust it. It's a Rona set up!
Keep yo' Black Ass home
Where is my Rona check?
This bamma wants you to die from the Rona.
It's April Fool's Day and ain't shit funny.
This man is trying to kill our Black Asses! Your president wants us to meet Jesus wearing face masks
Rona is trying to take you and your bank account out. What to do if you can't pay your bills!
Get your Rona money, chile! The feds could run you some Rona money.
Run me my Rona money!
Staying Rona free: Quarantines and business closures
Keeping yo Black Ass Safe from Rona
The 'Rona is trying to take our Black Asses out. Here's how NOT to die.
These Corona virus streets tho!
This Coronavirus is about to have us meet Jesus in a face mask -- wash yo' hands and live yo' life.
Gayle King went from an Auntie to a 'funky dog faced bitch' and some of y'all agreed.
The world mourns Kobe Bryant's death
When Harry met Meghan and moved out his grandmama's royal palace. A Black woman will change yo life!
Harry and Meghan ain't with the royal shits!
Black Jesus, be a nuclear weapon fence!
This is why you need a cousin Pookie: Iran put an $80 MILLION ransom on y'alls president orange ass.
Hold on to ya lacefront weaves and beards and hide yo' edges! This fool said 'I Declare War!'
Happy Black Ass New Year!
All I want for Black Ass Christmas is an impeachment at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
When is the U-Haul pulling up at the White House? Your president just got impeached.
Can a young Black girl catch a break?
Becky and Brad still mad about Michael Vick
Have a Black Ass Thanksgiving!
Sondland flipped -- and your president is going to jail.
Colin Kaepernick is my NFL Baby Daddy. He's so Black Ass and I love it!
Protect Black women
TI said what now?
Popeye's chicken sandwich is back and people are pulling out their anti-Black cards.
Get ya boy Kanye! This man needs Jesus, a 72-hour hold, and meds..
I trust Donald Trump about as much as I trust a wet fart.
Somebody come and get y'alls president! He can't use the words 'lynch' and his impeachment together.
Cum get yo' Pastor: Pastor David E. Wilson out here doing works of the Lord
Jesus, be 3 hots and a cot: Is your president going to jail?
Black Ass News with DC Comedy: Making it rain on 285 in ATL
Black Ass News: Children in cages and 4th of July
Black Ass News: Harris and Warren? Review of the Presidential Debates with Comedian Darnell Clifton
E'rybody and their Mama is running for president.
Y'alls president is over in London showing his natural ass
Big Rob's special report: Hold ya wigs and ya lacefront beards.
Big Rob said: "I wrote what I muthafuckin wrote."
Black Ass News: Self Love
BLACK ASS NEWS PODCAST: I'm Black, y'all
Episode 11