All Episodes

457: Institutional Money Hosepipe

455: Fierce Vendetta Culture

454: Sometimes You Just Have To Lie Down In Your Own Sick For A Bit

453: Chris De Burgh Clearout Ballad

452: Saved By Unseriousness

451: Not Helicopter Money

450: Tough On Marketing, Tough On The Causes of Marketing

449: He Brings His Own Turkey For Breakfast

448: Racist Baldness

446: Depressed Kiwi Prun

445: Shonky Grubber

444: Worshipped By The Cockroach People

443: De-fang The Poshness

442: Slapstick Knock-on

441: An Edifice Full Of Sadness

439: Tom Ramos Les Bleus Explosion

438: Two Men Enter, Alun-Wyn Leaves

437: Shit Hammock

435: The Gooning Of Les Kiss

434: Hot Lamps Of Clusterfuckery

A Rugby Life - Sam Larner

433: A Turducken Of Shit

432: Tombola Of Nobodies

431: Our Tenth Christmas..

430: A Rising Ollivon Lifts All Boats

429: Occurrence & Happenstance

428: The Great Highvelt Bake Off

427: Fully Jenkinsed

426: Militia Behaviour

425: Clacker Problems

424: A Deep State Of Flow

423: Fish Inspector Is Not A Real Job

422: "Visibly defined arms, shoulders and legs"

421: Sexless Faceless Drones

420: Encumbered By The Stress Of It All

419: All You Can Eat

418: Summer Takeover, Part 3 with Alice Soper

415: The Pienaar Gap

414: Defenseless Delight

413: Get Amongstitness

412: Cyberpunk Clockwork Pirate

411: Misnationing

410: Free Turf

409: Emotional Support Winger

408: A Given Value Of Imperial Phase

407: The Ho-Chi-Nienaber Trail

406: A Thundercats Background Motherfucka

405: Essentially More Massive

404: Tiny Face

403: Annoyance To Horn

402: CBD Coffee Eggs

401: Paid Time Off From The Glass Factory

400: Trickle-Down Bullshit

399: Not Kingsley

398: The Gardner Switchover Quotient

397: Raspberry Ripple Palate Cleanser

396: "We have some back rowers who can play centre"

395: Pacific Island Spam

A Rugby Life - Bronwyn Jones

394: Pointing At A Void

393: The Eternal Caveat

392: A Vulgar Display Of Power

391: The Hour Problem

6 Nations Preview

390: Swindon iPhone

389: Hot Urine Pox

388: Quiz Night

387: Bonobos!

386: Tangentially Canadian

385: Knock-knee Shuffle

383: A Long Weekend In The Void

382: Runway Marquee Cattle

381: Value Over Replacement Coach

380: McCleody With A Chance Of Meatballs

379: Stickworld

378: The Axis Of Cromulence

377: To Laugh At Bath

376: A Verified Kent On The Front Cover

375: Mmmmmmmaaaasterclass

374: Comelettes

373: Skim You With A Nerf Dart

372: You Lift One, You Lose One

371: MEGAYOINK!

370: Screeching

369: Furious 4th Place Competence

368: Urinal Song Sheets

367: Turtle Palette Cleanser

366: Andy Farrell's Urinal Dominance

365: No Right Type Of Mistake

364: Tyranny Of Multiple Layers

363: The Siege Of Flintingrad

362: Silicone Finish

361: Sourdough Tamagochi

360: Nigel Owens Skin Suit

A Rugby Life: Jess Hayden talks about "The Red Roses"

359: TNT In The Exhaust

358: Death. Collar Bone. Car

357: Mikhail Gorbachev's Head

356: Ham Sandwich Meal Deal

355: You Can't Go To Space In A Fiat Uno

354: A Pool Of Your Own Misfortune

353: The UnseriousBowl

352: Befuddled Coach Driver

351: Tombola Shoe Of Madness

350: Tinned Pudding

349: Hair & Television

"Welsh Rugby - What Went Wrong" with Seimon Williams

348: A Languid Murder

347: The Ornamental Bandage

346: Obfuscating Your Valves

345: Emery Cloth On The Delicate Areas

344: Snacks For Before Work

343: Shovelling The Hype Coal

342: The Meh Paralysis

341: Rugby World Cup Final(ish)

340: I've Seen C-bombs Glitter In The Dark Near The Tannhäuser Gate

339: Thermal Exhaust Port Weaknesses

338: No Mauly, No Likey

337: No Vibes, All Bribes

336: Well I Never

335: Americana Drop Goal Ballad

334: Do Not Seek To Know The Orb

333: A Bag Of Washing - Rugby World Cup Preview

332: Ringpiece

331: Blancmange Of Nothingness

330: Comparing The Dave Epochs

329: Meat Partnership

328: The Ghost Of An Albino Toddler

327: Makes The Hangover look like Muppet Babies

326: The World's Shittest Nightclub

325: Analogue Cruelty

324: Sculpted With A Lump Hammer

323: Five-tool Player

322: Double Soupçon

321: Ryan Hornets

320: Front Row Love

319: Inadvertent Governance Vomit

318: Monogrammed Grand Slam Kitchen Roll

317: Four Levels Of Gilchrist

316: Pigs' Teeth & Shells

315: Conducted By A Cross-eyed Cat

314: Barry Beyonce

313: Like A Pumped Up Hornswoggle

312: Six Nations 2023 Preview

311: The Reverse Hidalgo-Clyne

310: Dog Bothering Levels Of Shrill

309: Drinking Bovril Out of Jonny Sexton's Head

308: Mayonnaise Face

307: Stupid Pharmacist

306: Two-Headed Hydra Of Shithousing

305: The Beetlejuice Of Bath

304: Naked Masked Dancer Attraction Sinbin

303: Piss Monolith

301: Overdrawn On Carrots

300: The Batshit Cabaret

299: A Literal Cat's Arse

298: Parisse The Fuck Out Of It

297: No Intrinsic Value, Even In Witchcraft

296: Rugby World Cup 2021(2) Preview

295: Fred West With Cats

294: Ten Minutes From Robocop

293: Hot Enema

292: Decoy Jesus

291: Chimp Tyres

290: The Crumb Is Not As Crumb-y As You Think

289: A Flannel With Arms & Legs

288: A Crispy Hot Dog of Chocolate

287: A Vicious Circle Of Shite

286: A Wind Turbine of Resentment

285: The Lord Haw Haw of Dubai

284: Suicidal Cats

283: Trumpy McAsshole Shitbaggery

282: You wouldn't put a burger on a scone, would you?

281: Frans Streyn - Boa Constrictor?

280: The Animated Corpse of Isaac Boss

279: Car Ketchup

278: Stone Age Bollocks

277: Late Night Dummy Run

276: Apeshit Bingo Win

275: Sergio's Scoliosis Farewell

274: Big Light (Or Lamp) Controversy

273: Screaming Fuck Off Through a Bullhorn

272: Pro-Heft vs Anti-Heft

271: My Television Thought I Was Dead

270: Paula Abdul confusion

269: Going Clear in Tackle School

268: Turbo Faletau Shit

267: "And here comes the Georgian!"

266: A Reasonable And Genuine Fear It Was Mike Brown

265: Garlic Sex Pickle

264: Clandestine Meal Deal

263: Highest Aggregate Nipple Position Wins

262: Dan Lydiate In A Girdle

261: Kicking Tee Hostage Appeal

260: Trickle-down Twatternomics

259: Non-Specifically Infuriating

258: They All End Up P***ing In A Jar In The End

257: There's Nothing Funny About Roadkill

256: Double Taco Truckstop Sleepover

255: Nashville Shark Jumping

254: Homer's Sponsor Gun

253: Air Crash Investigation

252: A Gym For The Mind

251: Terrifying Baboushka Room

250: Brilliantly Grim Test

249: Isometric Mako

248: Live from a lukewarm pool

247: Embrace the ramshackle chaos

246: In Case Of Emergency, Break Cassiem

245: A Bagpuss On The Grill

244: Super MegaCIub Champions of the Universe

243: Jerry Maguirathon

242: The Branch Sincklidians

241: Turquoise Oceans Of Chat

240: You haven't got time to put a strap on

239: Last Try Wins Batshittery

238: Brick Top Energy

237: The B&I&C Lions

236: Elvis Dressed As The Gimp

235: Full Length Clickety-Clackety (edit)

234: Derbied Up The Arse

233: Sud-woke-u Ennui (edit)

232: A Scarf of Scars (edit)

231: Lineout Taser Training

230: Josh's Gnomery

A Rugby Life: James Stafford

229: Maybe try facing the opposition, Owen

228: Lebensraum of Rugby

227: Boocoo de Penalteh

226: Andy's Cat O' Nine Tails

225: Basket Case Countries

224: Rollerball or Touch

223: Big Light Or Lamp?

222: £15k Coach Tour To Coventry

Special Episode: Concussion

221: Hint of Bulge

220: Very Much Not Respect

219: Crumpled Proficiency

218: Devoid Of Hinting

217: Is it Yoann Huget's Clacker?

216: Parsnip Space Raiders

215: It could be worse, you could be living in the Dust Bowl

214: Somebody's got to 3D print a cow

213: Fear Of Floaters

212: The Land Walrus

211: Ethical Cola Wars

210: Rassie's Supermarket Sweep

209: The Pigeon Borg

208: "...and why is he naked?"

207: Bald From Range

206: Crust Arguments

205: Spaghetti Puttanecstasy

204: Live From George Chuter's Arse Crevice

203: Stuart Hooper's Tapeworm

A Rugby Life: Iroquois Roots Rugby

202: War Baboons

201: Vin Diesel's Child Bike Pacifier

200: The Double Century Jamboree!

199: Fulgence Ouedraogo's Musical Peepshow

198: Sausage Machine Salary Negotiation

A Rugby Life: Ben Jeffreys

197: Where's Riki Flutey?

196: Jaguardo Transfer Rumours

195: The Power Cuts

194: By The Balls

193: The Fish Finger Clause

192: Beyond The Tryline

191: A Rugby Seven - "Nearly" Teams

190: Pitbull's Punch-Ups

189: The Brighton Miracle

188: 25% Technique, 75% Attitude

187: "When I whistle, stop fighting"

186: Oooooooooh Pat Bonner!

185: A lifetime supply of shorts

184: Free to Air

183: "Do you dare to dream?"

182: Six Nations Round 3 Preview

181: The Critical Sausages

180: Six Nations 2020, round 1

179: Six Nations 2020 Preview

178: Alphabet Problems

177: Paul James & The Giant Peach

176: Alun Wyn's Not Gonna Take It

175: Festive Inbetweener

174: No to Christmas admin

173: Four Grand Down

172: "I've never spoken to Ben Youngs in my life"

171: Moon Yoga

170: Doing the wrong thing for the right reasons

169: A Return to Domestic Rugby

168: The Rugby World Cup Final

167: Rugby World Cup Semi-Finals

166: Rugby World Cup Quarter Finals エピソード

165: Rugby World Cup エピソード5

164: Rugby World Cup エピソード4

163: Rugby World Cup エピソード3

162: Rugby World Cup エピソード2

161: Rugby World Cup エピソード1

160.2 - Rugby World Cup Preview, Part 2: The Knockouts

160.1 : Rugby World Cup Preview, 1 - The Pools

Special Rugby World Cup 2007 Retrospective

159: Blazin' Squads

158: Neither as bad nor as good as it looks

157: Nail some sense into 'em!

156: Warm-ups, schwarm-ups

155: The Season Endeth

154: Degree Of Danger

153: A Pro14 Semi on

The daft stuff compilation

152: European Vimto Macarons

151: Because Peter is asking

150: Judgement Day Episode

149: European Gypsy Fighting Cup

148: The Party Horn End Is Fully Functional

A Rugby Life - Andrew Cotter

147: The Maximum Break

146: Henry Slade dog mockery

145: Late, late show

A Rugby Life - Chris Corcoran

144: Grand Slam, with Mike Bubbins

A Rugby Life - Carolyn Hitt

143: The Beeftank Gambit

142: It's the end of the World League as we know it...

141: Wales vs England (slight return)

140: The Inbetweeners

139: Six Nations, Round 2

138: Six Nations, Round 1

137: A Rugby Seven - 6 Nations Special

136: California Loaf

135: The Five Entities

134: "THERE IS NOTHING ELSE"

133: Oh no, not Europe again.

132: Europe with Mike Bubbins

131: Domestic rugby (slight return)

130: The End Of The Autumn

129: The Emerald Tide

128: The One With Mike Bubbins

127: Mark Wilson Forever!

126: A Rugby Seven - Autumn Internationals

125: Scotland Forever (for now)

124: Smashed Testicle

123: All Blacks = Polio

122: A Future of above a certain threshold

121: The Death Star is fully operational..

120: The One With Josh & JB

119: Private Equity Scrum Machines

118: Matt O'Connor's one-game wonder

117: The 1996 Clash Of The Codes

A Rugby Life: Laura-Jane Jones

A Rugby Life: Jonathan Beardmore

116: Another season over...

115: Jaco Peyper, Cartoon Waiter

114: "Maro Itoje is a seal coming up for breath"

113: Rugby's terrible new frontier

112: Finals and England's battering

111: Semi-Finals and Welsh toilet habits

110: Get In the Bin!

109: James Lang and the Co-captains of Justice

A Rugby Life, Ep 1: Mike Bubbins

108: Aled Brew's Awesome Dream

107: A European semi-on

Rugbistory, Part 1: England from Rugby School to The Great Split

106: Scott Andrews' extra egg quandary

105: John Lacey's meccano YouTube channel

104: James Small's Rabbit Purchase

103: Ireland Grandslam, It's Transcendental!

102: Faletau's Wink

101: Snowtastic Aviva Weekend

100: Six Nations Round 3 with Mike Bubbins

99: Six Nations Round 3 Preview

98b: Six Nation Wk 2, the #SHITGOOD edition

98a: Six Nations Wk2 TMO flabbergastery

97: Six Nations Round 1

96: Six Nations 2018 Preview

95: Will Greenwood's squeaky voiced madness

94: Racing Bolton Wanderers 92

93: The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Mallinder

92: A Holley Jolly Christmas

91: "Sad little footprints"

90: Wales beat South Africa

89: Rory Lawson's Suede Brogues

88b: Autumn Internationals Round 3 Preview

88: "Why would you do that?!"

87: "Get Up & Play It"

86b: Autumn Internationals Week 1 Preview

86: The One With South Africa Chat

85: The Penetrator Coming Hard

84: Harlequins' Domestic Chores Disputes

83: Joe Launchbury Dog Mystery!

82: Bastareaud's Pants

81: Lion stupidity and Flamethrower Rugby™

80: Short back & sides or mental sh*t

79: "He's not allowed to do that!"

78: Carl Fearns' ghost train & Geraint Lewis vs Springboks

77: Opening weekend, Cockerill's well, Sanjay's tattoo

76: We're back! Season preview, Rugby TV, other nonsense

75: The end of season par-tay!

74: The thrill of the draw?

73: Let us bathe in the redemption of Lions 2nd Test victory

72: Lions first and second test review & preview chat

71b: Lions first test preview

71: The gathering Lions vs All Blacks test storm

70: A Lions win, Lions loss, Karl Marx and ringpieces

69: Dissecting the British & Irish Lions first win

68: the great finals analysis, Lions preview

67: Epic semi-finals review, plus Haskell related meltdown

66b: Premiership, Pro12 Play-offs preview predictions periodical

66: European Finals review, Lions anthems, Kenny Rogers?!

65b: Euro rugby finals preview special (with added Sean Holley)

65: (boring) season finale, Rugby Reality TV, Dave Denton's 6am hair

64: The play-off run in and a Strong & Stable XV

63: European Semi-Finals & more Lions chat

62: Post Lions Squad Announcement Special of Justice!

61: British & Irish Lions Bonanza!

60: European Rugby lessons, rugby reality TV, Donald & Davey Stott

59: Aviva Premiership & Pro12 Review, #OspreysShitWatch

58: the HUGE end of Six Nations 2017 review

57: England Six Nations champions, Wales redeemed?

Six Nations Round 4 Preview, The Rugby Lexicon and You Dirty Get

55: Billy Vunipola interview, Six Nations, Ruck off!

54: Weekend rugby chat, mascots and Sean Holley serenading Warren Gatland

53: Six Nations round 2 and A Gastronomic XV

52: Six Nations round one review, Joost Van Der Westhuizen remembered

51: Six Nations Preview, British & Irish Pie-uns, Star Wars Rugby Teams

50: A half century celebration rugby chat party

49: Diving shame, European games, Springbok blame

48: High tackle directives shambles, Aviva Premiership, vintage Wales fights

47: Festive period review, Cockerill gone, and a Gittish Lions XV

46: European Review, More 99 Problems and 2016, A #SHITGOOD retrospective

45: European rugby, more high tackle mirth and Sunwolves dad rock

44: England triumphant, Aus not so & a 24 stone dancing genius

43: Reviewing the weekend and a rugby trip to Mars

42: New Zealand literally murder Ireland, apparently

41: England rumble on, Scotland rumble off, Wales grumble

40: Ireland's everest, Wales laid to rest

39: Robbie Henshaw interview and Cuthbert-Plisson Cup shock!

38: European round up, boat orgies and Ronan O'Gara punching

37: England judo androids with special guest Lenny Woodard

36: Rubbish matches, depressing All Blacks and Aled Brew's genius agent

35: A low rent cabaret for the doomed, featuring James Horwill

34: Like Freddie Michalak's Brain

33: Mo' All Blacks, Mo' Problems, Mo-urad Boudjellal, Mo-oaning

32: Season Previews, 99 Problems, Rubbish Australia

Podcast 31: The B&M Podcast End of Season Par-tay!

30: England hooray! Wales & Ireland Boo! Ruaridh Jackson Bunga-Bunga

29: England win, Ireland defy logic & a New Wales Order

28: Summer Tour Previews and Alan Quinlan being kicked up the backside

27: Finals, pointless England vs Wales, rugby referendum

26: England Squads, Semi-Finals, photocopiers & a special guest

25: Champions Cup Final, rainy games & a famous punch remembered

24: Rubbish Wales, the worst teams in the land & the TMO shredded

Episode 23: Rugby weekend, Jack the Lads & fantasy Vegas trips

Episode 22: European Cup and the Ultimate Brilliant Arseholes

Episode 21: Fantasy Sevens, Emotional Haskell, French Revolution

Episode 20: European Rugby, Saracens analysis, Vern Cotter movie quotes

Episode 19: Red cards, Euro Cup Preview and No Mean City...

Episode 18: Global season and a rubbish volcano

Episode 17: 6 Nations final round & SHIT/GOOD™ Teams of the Tournament

Episode 16: England champs, Italy pants, Marler rants

Episode 15: England or Wales? SHIT or GOOD? Haskell or Dodgeball?

Episode 14: 6 Nations Round 3 review, TMO frustrations and angry Josh

Episode 13: 6 Nations round 3 preview, the SHIT/GOOD™ Weekend & ineligible players

Episode 12: 6 Nations Round 2, featuring the worst game ever and #TrevisoSHITwatch

Episode 11: RBS Six Nations round 1 review, Jamie Roberts arguments and SHIT/GOOD™

Episode 10: Six Nations 2016 Preview

Episode 9: European action, six nations squads, rugby nostalgia and Ugo Monye's sexx noise

Podcast Episode 8: Eddie Jones' New Year Resolutions, European Cup and stupid changing rooms

Episode 7: Champions Cup, Rugby Star Wars Dads and the cursed Scarlets

Episode 6: The Big Cup reviewed and when BOD was used as a spade

Episode 5 - Premiership, Pro12, rain and zombie Sam Burgess

B&M Podcast Episode 4: Lomu, McCaw, Eddie Jones and, er, Shaun Perry..

Episode 3: and another one gone and another one gone...

RWC Episode 2: The big one is coming and why Pocock is like Ebola

Blood & Mud Rugby Podcast, Episode 1: Rugby World Cup Quarters and Semis