All Episodes

EPISODE 442: Pumping The Croaker

EPISODE 441: The Sucksoffonist

EPISODE 440: 600 Different Crimes For Gun

UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Throw Another Fentanyl On The Barbeque

BONUS PREVIEW: Throw Another Fentanyl On The Barbeque

EPISODE 439: In The Body Of A Weasel (with Alexei Toliopoulos)

EPISODE 438: Shrieking And Farting All The Way To An Air Vent (with Jesse Black)

EPISODE 437: The Craziest Liquid? Too Wet To Slurp!

EPISODE 436: 18 Hours Of Pumping And Edging My Dick Insanely (live in Sydney)

EPISODE 435: Fingered By Pigman?

BONUS EPISODE: A Bit Of Cum Falls Out Of Don Draper’s Pussy

EPISODE 434: Yanking On A Leverless Corkscrew (Like A Chimp)

UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Dante Was Born To Make Soupy

EPISODE 433: Great Mandibles Of History

BONUS EPISODE: The Theo Philes XV - The Little Flappy Bits Of Switzerland / A Clonusless Tonus

EPISODE 432: 12 Hours Of Shaking Your Snow Globes

UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Hypercolor Fat Dick On Your Mug

EPISODE 431: It's The Super Mario Pipedown Challenge

BONUS PREVIEW: Cream For The Timemaster

EPISODE 430: A Bowl For The Piss To Accrete In

EPISODE 429: The Daisy Chain Kaleidoscope Cumshot

EPISODE 428: Cum Ass Beer Pump

UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: The Meaty Kidney Of This Spectre

UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: If You Post Up, They Will Come

EPISODE 427: A Pussyfree Cell Of One's Own

EPISODE 426: The Hard Shelve Taco

BONUS PREVIEW: One Little Suck Before Pointing It At The Bucket (with Tom O'Mahony)

EPISODE 425: A Thomas Crapper In Every Universe

EPISODE 424: JJ Hollingsworth's Los Tacos Locos

EPISODE 423: Totoro Donnie Darko Totoro Time Portal (with Demi Lardner)

BONUS PREVIEW: Saturn Devouring His Beans

EPISODE 422: Herbie The Hate Bug

EPISODE 421: Four People Arguing About Footjobs Versus Handjobs

EPISODE 420: Shooting Towards Slovenia

EPISODE 419: The Ghost Of Carjacking Future (with Stefan Heck)

EPISODE 418: Bad Sausages At The Clermont Hotel (with Justin Roczniak)

BONUS PREVIEW: The Guy From UNKLE

EPISODE 417: Sweaty, Glassy-Eyed, Breastfeeding A Seal

EPISODE 416: Uncle Moonbeam Who Can't Remember His Past Wives

EPISODE 415: I Was An Egg Child (with Jesse Black)

EPISODE 414: Big Shaggy Big Scooby

EPISODE 413: Shit Being Stupid And Sucking Awfully

UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: We're Mostly Boople In Space

EPISODE 412: Don't Edge Me With Bucket Money (with Demi Lardner)

EPISODE 411: Think Yrself Clever (with Josh Boerman)

EPISODE 410: You're Already Living In Corn World

EPISODE 409: I'll Kill You, Greg Pepsi

EPISODE 408: This Is You And That's Your Breakfast (with Libby Watson)

EPISODE 407: The Bus Is Our Vines

EPISODE 406: Glamorous Anal Escapade 2025

EPISODE 405: Water Buffalo Way To Go

EPISODE 404: The Three Mouth Problem

EPISODE 403: Cuckerdammerung

EPISODE 402: Pre-Roll For Goose (with Aidan Jones)

EPISODE 401: It's Dickhole Hammering

EPISODE 400: Twisted, Cruel, And Full Of Anecdotes (live at the Brisbane Polish Club)

EPISODE 399: We’re Doing Urethra Stuff Today (with Demi Lardner and Tom Walker)

EPISODE 398: I Drink Your Milkshake And I Don’t Cum When People Sneeze

EPISODE 397: Singles For The Hot Dog Man

EPISODE 396: To Catch A Beefalo

EPISODE 395: Salusa Secundus For Learning To Punt Good

EPISODE 394: Make Your Own 9/11

EPISODE 393: A Classic Haunted Item With A Hitlery Twist

EPISODE 392: Mountain Jus (with Jesse Black)

EPISODE 391: A Cutout For Hanging Dong

BONUS PREVIEW: Period Accurate 2003 Mitsubishi Magna

EPISODE 390: Flying Shoes, Hidden Flask Bracelet

EPISODE 389: Avec Wasps

BONUS PREVIEW: A Nice Big Lovely Welcoming Vagina (with Demi Lardner and Tom Walker)

EPISODE 388: Mummified Queens And The Boots With The Fur

EPISODE 387: A Pig Was Cubed For This

BONUS PREVIEW: How Creamed Is Your Hog

EPISODE 386: I Came Here To Fuck The Gargoyle’s Wife

EPISODE 385: I Will Million Dollar Baby Myself At 9:45

UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Flying Specialist Lamprey Killers To The Great Lakes

EPISODE 384: Croat Detected (with Milo Edwards)

UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Weird Memories Of Your Hot-Tubbing Father

EPISODE 383: Stanking Ass Or Otherwise (with Joe Kassabian)

UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Militarised Mechanised War-Apes In The Next Big Conflict

EPISODE 382: A Seafood Sensation Upper Decker

UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: You, Your Husband, Your Cockapoos, And The Anus

EPISODE 381: Get A Bucket, I’m About To Cum

EPISODE 380: Mononymous Gibian

EPISODE 379: The 4th Royal Piss Receivers (with Tom O'Mahony)

EPISODE 378: Permacrisis Bananaphone

UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Please, Step Into My Sneezatorium

UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: The Three Twin Situation

EPISODE 377: My Name Is Velvet Leatherwood

EPISODE 376: Does This Margarita Taste Like Uncle To You?

EPISODE 375: From The Skunk Corpse To The Dust Cloud

BONUS PREVIEW: A Narrow, Deep Hole For Meemaw

EPISODE 374: Dirty Bomb At The 2032 Olympics

EPISODE 373: Live Scared And Die Alone

EPISODE 372: The Pisspig's Dilemma

EPISODE 371: Professor Fantabulosum's Marvelous Inventatorium

BONUS PREVIEW: A Vector For Uncle Swaps

EPISODE 370: All Winds Lead To Poland

EPISODE 369: Everybody's Working For The Jeepkend

EPISODE 368: To Whisper Puttanesca In Her Ear (with Libby Watson)

EPISODE 367: Problem Exists Between Robot And Couch

EPISODE 366: Morgan City Dreams Of Shrimp

EPISODE 365: Terrorised By The Stinky Doctor Terrifier

BONUS PREVIEW: Please, Step Into My Sneezatorium

EPISODE 364: A Horse-Shaped Void

EPISODE 363: The Oklahoma State Fair Try Not To Cum Challenge

EPISODE 362: I Guess I'll Go Die

EPISODE 361: I Fucking Love Science

EPISODE 360: Share Your Cubes, Anders

EPISODE 359: Alfred Hitchcock's The Miniature Birds

EPISODE 358: Pissed On By the Fairy King

EPISODE 357: Passive Swimcome

EPISODE 356: To The Detriment Of Bulgaria

EPISODE 355: The Thin Blue Lineman

EPISODE 354: The World’s First Free-Use Comedian (with Tom Walker)

EPISODE 353: Thelma & Louising In Separate Cars

EPISODE 352: Fuckable Mrs Doubtfired By A Close-Up Magician

EPISODE 351: Pitbull Prestige Time Assassin

BONUS PREVIEW: The Three Twin Situation

EPISODE 350: Sip Free Or Die (LIVE)

EPISODE 349: The Shortening Of The Breakfast Way

UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: The Theo Philes XIV - Children Of Mice / If This Perineum Could Hear

EPISODE 348: The Strongest Himbo On God’s Green Earth

EPISODE 347: Cheneyed In Billerica

EPISODE 346: Accidentally Bone Collector

BONUS PREVIEW: Grabanzio Top Golf Porn Star Martini

EPISODE 345: Drift Stance JDM Toilet (No Bidet)

EPISODE 344: Bottom Of The Ninth Crab Bake For Everyone

BONUS PREVIEW: The ShareLunker Proxy

EPISODE 343: Nobody Wants A Blair Witch Sandwich

EPISODE 342: Ooh! My Egg!

EPISODE 341: Wriggling Around Inside Idaho’s Belly

EPISODE 340: A Suffolk Punch Named Besthorpe Peace

EPISODE 339: Ratatouille Life-Debt

BONUS PREVIEW: A Beautiful Whirlwind $10.30 Permanent Alaskan Romance

EPISODE 338: La Petite Orgasm

BONUS PREVIEW: Carbonara Dunkirk

EPISODE 337: Two Identical Brothers-In-Law (with Libby Watson)

BONUS PREVIEW: 20 Grams Of Horace Primo (with Tom Walker)

EPISODE 336: The Saddest Hardest Boner (with Grace Jarvis)

UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Thank God For Uncle Magic

EPISODE 335: Gammer Throw Your Gila Monster

UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Mr Cheeks Goes To Washington

EPISODE 334: Shot Like A Dog In The Back Of A Tim Hortons

UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: 8 Polish Years Of Polish Medical School

EPISODE 333: French Tuck Dick Print Landslide (with James Colley)

UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Boople Me Some CooterCash

EPISODE 332: Cucked on CoD (with Patrick Gill)

UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: This Toilet Says Mayor On It

EPISODE 331: Two And A Bit Monkeys Per Man (with Josh Sawyer)

EPISODE 330: Emphasis On The Hoob

EPISODE 329: A Real Piss Big Time

EPISODE 328: The Haarlem Globetrotters

UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: The Tweens And Teens Pheasant Blasting Jamboree

UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Burying All Kinds Of Secrets In The Iowa Cornfields

EPISODE 327: The Cheeseburger of Pornography

EPISODE 326: The Fart Or Flight Response

EPISODE 325: Do Waterfowl Know That They Is

EPISODE 324: 35-Year-Old’s Delight

EPISODE 323: The Minecraft Batman Caviar Murders

EPISODE 322: Don't Hawk To Me Until I've Had My Morning Coffee (with James Colley)

EPISODE 321: A Crab Bribe Rashomon

EPISODE 320: Joe Biden’s America’s Spine Implant AI Cuck Fantasies

EPISODE 319: Introducing The Boonta Vista Tracer Marble

EPISODE 318: The Hyundai i30 Giraffe Killer

EPISODE 317: The Opposite Of Phimosis (with Tom Walker)

EPISODE 316: A Hard Zero Of Dead Birds

UNLOCKED: The Theo Philes XIII - The Wet Mecha Of Your Body / A Japanese Or Peruvian Antichrist

EPISODE 315: Slugged At The Reborn Baby Bowser

EPISODE 314: Spiralizing Jimmy Fallon (with Demi Lardner)

BONUS PREVIEW: The Tweens And Teens Pheasant Blasting Jamboree

EPISODE 313: The Mancunian Candidate (with Alexei Toliopoulos)

BONUS PREVIEW: A Pre-Babadooked Motorola G13

EPISODE 312: The Egg Queen Of Forest City, Iowa (with Miles Klee)

EPISODE 311: An 11-Acre Toilet (with Dave Harmon)

BONUS PREVIEW: Burying All Kinds Of Secrets In The Iowa Cornfields

EPISODE 310: A Humpback Chub In Every Home

BONUS PREVIEW: A Reverse Ted Cruz Into A Metcalf Twist

EPISODE 309: Beancident At Bunge

BONUS PREVIEW: The Deep Injection Sludge Wells Of Arkansas

EPISODE 308: Ohio State Fair Butter Isolation Chamber (with Bryan Quinby)

EPISODE 307: Don't Think About The Porcelain Man

EPISODE 306: Bullish On Hog