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Born Offside — 108 episodes
#18 Anfield Has Lost It's Edge, Are The Gunners Champions League Contenders & Kane is Better Than Lewandowski
#17 El Tuna Back In The Socceroos, Harry Maguire's Redemption Arc, Chelsea In The Mud
#16 Neymar Breaks It off With His Wife, Man United's Salmonella Drama & The R-Rated Euro Draw
#15 EPL Scandal Imminent, Sydney Runs Red & Trent And James Overrated?
#14 Mo Salah Attacked, Kevin De Bruyne Is Drake's Ghostwriter & Taylor Swift More Important Then Messi?
#13 Irankunda On The Move, English Refs Suck & Girona Shock The World
#12 Spurs Curse Follows Harry Kane, Messi Misses Out On Big Award & VAR Beats Arsenal?
#11 Bellingham for Ballon d'Or, Thierry Henry Robbed & Wanderers Break Aussie Record
#10 Jose Does Jose Things, Liverpool Top Without VAR & Ronaldo Keeps Scoring Scoring Goals
#09 WSL Is Back, EPL Sex Parties & Hazard The Best EPL Winger Ever!?
EXCLUSIVE with Aaron Evans (NorthEast United)
#07 Spurs Go Top, Messi Is A Bad Role Model & Paul Pogba Falls From Grace
#06 VAR Up To No Good, WSL Is Back! & Ronaldo Married Again?
#05 Chelsea's $1bn Relegation Battle, EA FC Ratings Drama, & Ajax Fans Protest
#04 Messi's Pizzagate, De Zerbi's Fine Dining & Melbourne City's Dinner Date Standup
#03 Alisha Lehmann in her PRIME, Spanish FA says "Adios", & Hansi "Flicked"
#02 Getafe get Greenwood, Messi’s Celeb Magnet, & Chelsea’s $1bn Mudbath
#01 The Kiss That Divides a Nation, Big Love for Big Ange & Niche Derbies?
#57 Matildas Squad Announcement, Pulisic Get's Freaky & Transfer Madness (Feat, Young Franco)
#56 EXCLUSIVE with Anton Ferdinand (West Ham, QPR & Sunderland)
#55 EXCLUSIVE with Adam Doueihi (Wests Tigers & Lebanon)
#54 Zlatan Retires, Benzema Gone and Mariners are Champions of Australia!
#53 Dortmund Bottle Bundesliga, Luton in the Prem & Neymar ditches PSG for Poker
#52 EXCLUSIVE with Hal Robson-Kanu (Wales, West Brom & Reading FC)
#51 Man City Champions, Vini Jr Targeted Again & A-League GF Preview
#50 EXCLUSIVE with Joe Avati (Comedian, Actor, Producer)
#49 Arsenal (officially) bottle it, A-League semis heat up & Sam Kerr meets royalty!
#48 EXCLUSIVE with Andy Bernal (The Original Wizard of Oz)
#47 SUPER EXCLUSIVE with Danny Townsend (APL CEO)
#46 Arsenal Bottlejobs! A-League Expansion & Nick Stav's DMs!
#45 EXCLUSIVE with Roberto Speranza (Marconi Stallions)
#44 The Wrexham Bandwagon, Newcastle Pump Spurs, & Ange Heading to the Prem?
#43 EXCLUSIVE with Joe Lolley (Sydney FC, Nottingham Forest FC)
#42 Mane vs Sane, Premier League Rappers & Mumma's Boy Hakimi!
#41 EXCLUSIVE with Daniel Georgievski (Macedonian International, A-League Baller)
#40 Lampard out, Gunners fumble the Prem & Valverde gets his revenge!
#39 EXCLUSIVE with Kyah Simon (Tottenham Hotspur, Matilda)
#38 Chelsea say Expelliarmus to Potter, Fresh Matildas' Fits & Ronaldo-Escobar Jr?
#37 EXCLUSIVE with Jake Buckley (@TheMasterBucks)
#36 Socceroos Are Back, Ozil Retires & Conte Breaks Up With Spurs!
#35 EXCLUSIVE with Rio Ferdinand (Manchester United, WeAre8 Ambassador)
#34 Kardashian Football Curse, Sydney is 'RED' & Digga D beef with Benrahma
#33 SPECIAL EPISODE: FOOTBALL "2 TRUTHS, 1 LIE"
#32 Barca Corruption, Gary Lineker Tweets, & Kyle Walker with his pants down
#31 EXCLUSIVE with Tass Evgeniou (Football Superfan)
#30 Mourinho Boos Kids, Puppies replace Footballers & United Reality Check
#29 OnlyFans in Football, Ronaldinho out of retirement & United out of the mud!
#28 EXCLUSIVE with Lachlan Rose (Macarthur FC)
#27 Neymar sliding into DMs, Qatar bids for Red Devils & Sam Smith breaks Twitter
#26 Premier League 2022 Tier List With Nick Stav
#25 EXCLUSIVE with Patrick Yazbek (Sydney FC & Viking FK)
#24 EXCLUSIVE with Sophie Harding (Western Sydney Wanderers)
#23 Australia's New B League, Klopp Out & Mason Greenwood In?
#22 All-Time Striker Tier List with Adamo De Nigris
#21 Wrexham Shake Up English Football, Marcelo Bielsa At Everton & Jose Mourinho Said What?
#20 Dwight Yorke's Pub Team, Dani Alves in Prison & Juventus Cheating Again!
#19 Premier League All Time XI Draft with Nick Stav
#18 Last Dance For Messi & Ronaldo, Shakira diss track, & Everton fans have lost it!
#17 Australian Football State Of The Union
#16 World Cup Review
#15 Miss Croatia with Drake, Gio Reyna's Mum & January Transfer Rumours
FIFA World Cup Special with Eli Mengem (Copa 90)
#14 Socceroos World Cup Squad Reactions, Gerard Piqué retires & MLS Cup Final goes BIG
#13 Red Cards Galore, Fornaroli Swap & Super Computer World Cup Predictions
#12 A-League has gone soft, Women's FIFA WC draw recap, Icardi at it again!
#11 EXCLUSIVE with Nick Stav (FIFA Streamer & TikTok Star)
#10 Messi to retire, Liverpool in the mud & Wacky FIFA World Cup Bids
#9 EXCLUSIVE with Jamie Zhu (Social Media Influencer)
# 8 Southgate is OUT, Aus Cup Final Preview & Influencer Charity Matches
#7 EXCLUSIVE - AUS CUP SPECIAL - Patrick Antelmi (Sydney United)
#6 EXCLUSIVE with Jason Saab (Manly Sea Eagles)
#5 Arsenal Pretenders, Mbappe's New Girlfriend, & Hooters Sponsor U10s Team
#4 Pogba Blackmailed by his Brother, Green Boots Banned in France & Celtic In The EPL?
#3 Chelsea In The Mud, Newcastle Look Legit, Giggs Channels His Inner Shakespeare & FIFA 23 Sells For 10 Cents
#2 That Tuchel-Conte handshake, Mbappe disrespects Messi, & Australia Cup magic
#1 Lioness' Euro Triumph, Barcelona Transfer Saga & United STILL In The Mud
Born Offseason Catch Up
EXCLUSIVE with Deborah-Anne De La Harpe (Perth Glory, Young Matildas)
WE DID IT! Socceroos qualify for Qatar 2022
Born Off-Season Special
#28 EXCLUSIVE with Frenchy (Comedian, Musician, The Tom & Frenchy Podcast)
#27 EXCLUSIVE with Aaron Evans (Playing Pro in South East Asia)
#26 EXCLUSIVE with Josh Mansour (South Sydney Rabbitohs Winger)
#25 EXCLUSIVE with Adrian Mariappa (Macarthur FC, Jamaican international)
#24 Benzema Ballon d'Or, Ancelotti is BOSS, & Messi influencing Jacynta Gala
#23 Haaland wants £500K per week, NRL fights FIFA, & Snoop Dogg loves Celtic
#22 Maguire bad to worse, Conte wants Tevez & Mounts hair superstition
#21 World Cup 'Group of Death', Twitter roasts Qatari mascot, & Rogic shines for Celtic
#20 Italy "boycott" World Cup, Socceroos trouble, & Gareth Bale most underrated
#19 Socceroos vs Japan, Fornaroli Surprise Call Up & El Cholo Masterclass
#18 Rampant CR7, Chelsea For Sale, & Top 10 Players Women Want To Sleep With
#17 New Champions League Sucks, Sydney Is Red & Ronaldo's Gold Penis
#16 FIFA & UEFA ban Russia, Carabao Cup Review, & Bielsa for Socceroos
#15 Phil Foden's Mum, Garuccio's Scorpion Kick & Beckham's Overrated
#14 Zouma Cat Saga, Muller Sells Horse Semen, & Champions League is back!
#13 "Super" Frank to the rescue, Dele Alli's drip problem, & Senegal to win the World Cup
#12 Kat predicts Matildas flop, Mason Greenwood arrested, & Olan v Vlahović
#11 Keegan Fills Schmeichel's Gap with Seaman
#10 Rafa Finally Sacked, Africa stealing future Socceroos, & Neymar's Netflix doco
#9 AFCON Kicks Off, China Bans Tattoos on Footballers, & 2022 Predictions
#8 Sam Kerr Smacks Pitch Invader, VAR Sucks Again, & Australia slips in AFC Rankings
#7 German Match Fixing, Women's Football Ban, & Toe Sucking Celebrations
#6 Ronaldo Benched, Ballon d'Or Leaked, & Sturridge Travel Woes
#5 Solskjær Sacked, Aussie for Ballon d'Or, & Abidal's Cheating Scandal
#4 Top Footballer Prison Stories, PSG Women’s Mob Hit, & The A Leagues Preview
#3 Crazy Contract Clauses, 'Love Island' bans OlanTekkers, & Hazard v Salah Debate
#2 Josh Cavallo makes history, Ronaldo "Baby Machine", & Reece James v TAA
#1 "That lad must have been born offside" - Sir Alex Ferguson