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Born Offside — 108 episodes

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#18 Anfield Has Lost It's Edge, Are The Gunners Champions League Contenders & Kane is Better Than Lewandowski

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#17 El Tuna Back In The Socceroos, Harry Maguire's Redemption Arc, Chelsea In The Mud

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#16 Neymar Breaks It off With His Wife, Man United's Salmonella Drama & The R-Rated Euro Draw

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#15 EPL Scandal Imminent, Sydney Runs Red & Trent And James Overrated?

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#14 Mo Salah Attacked, Kevin De Bruyne Is Drake's Ghostwriter & Taylor Swift More Important Then Messi?

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#13 Irankunda On The Move, English Refs Suck & Girona Shock The World

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#12 Spurs Curse Follows Harry Kane, Messi Misses Out On Big Award & VAR Beats Arsenal?

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#11 Bellingham for Ballon d'Or, Thierry Henry Robbed & Wanderers Break Aussie Record

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#10 Jose Does Jose Things, Liverpool Top Without VAR & Ronaldo Keeps Scoring Scoring Goals

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#09 WSL Is Back, EPL Sex Parties & Hazard The Best EPL Winger Ever!?

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EXCLUSIVE with Aaron Evans (NorthEast United)

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#07 Spurs Go Top, Messi Is A Bad Role Model & Paul Pogba Falls From Grace

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#06 VAR Up To No Good, WSL Is Back! & Ronaldo Married Again?

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#05 Chelsea's $1bn Relegation Battle, EA FC Ratings Drama, & Ajax Fans Protest

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#04 Messi's Pizzagate, De Zerbi's Fine Dining & Melbourne City's Dinner Date Standup

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#03 Alisha Lehmann in her PRIME, Spanish FA says "Adios", & Hansi "Flicked"

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#02 Getafe get Greenwood, Messi’s Celeb Magnet, & Chelsea’s $1bn Mudbath

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#01 The Kiss That Divides a Nation, Big Love for Big Ange & Niche Derbies?

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#57 Matildas Squad Announcement, Pulisic Get's Freaky & Transfer Madness (Feat, Young Franco)

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#56 EXCLUSIVE with Anton Ferdinand (West Ham, QPR & Sunderland)

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#55 EXCLUSIVE with Adam Doueihi (Wests Tigers & Lebanon)

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#54 Zlatan Retires, Benzema Gone and Mariners are Champions of Australia!

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#53 Dortmund Bottle Bundesliga, Luton in the Prem & Neymar ditches PSG for Poker

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#52 EXCLUSIVE with Hal Robson-Kanu (Wales, West Brom & Reading FC)

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#51 Man City Champions, Vini Jr Targeted Again & A-League GF Preview

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#50 EXCLUSIVE with Joe Avati (Comedian, Actor, Producer)

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#49 Arsenal (officially) bottle it, A-League semis heat up & Sam Kerr meets royalty!

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#48 EXCLUSIVE with Andy Bernal (The Original Wizard of Oz)

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#47 SUPER EXCLUSIVE with Danny Townsend (APL CEO)

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#46 Arsenal Bottlejobs! A-League Expansion & Nick Stav's DMs!

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#45 EXCLUSIVE with Roberto Speranza (Marconi Stallions)

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#44 The Wrexham Bandwagon, Newcastle Pump Spurs, & Ange Heading to the Prem?

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#43 EXCLUSIVE with Joe Lolley (Sydney FC, Nottingham Forest FC)

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#42 Mane vs Sane, Premier League Rappers & Mumma's Boy Hakimi!

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#41 EXCLUSIVE with Daniel Georgievski (Macedonian International, A-League Baller)

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#40 Lampard out, Gunners fumble the Prem & Valverde gets his revenge!

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#39 EXCLUSIVE with Kyah Simon (Tottenham Hotspur, Matilda)

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#38 Chelsea say Expelliarmus to Potter, Fresh Matildas' Fits & Ronaldo-Escobar Jr?

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#37 EXCLUSIVE with Jake Buckley (@TheMasterBucks)

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#36 Socceroos Are Back, Ozil Retires & Conte Breaks Up With Spurs!

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#35 EXCLUSIVE with Rio Ferdinand (Manchester United, WeAre8 Ambassador)

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#34 Kardashian Football Curse, Sydney is 'RED' & Digga D beef with Benrahma

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#33 SPECIAL EPISODE: FOOTBALL "2 TRUTHS, 1 LIE"

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#32 Barca Corruption, Gary Lineker Tweets, & Kyle Walker with his pants down

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#31 EXCLUSIVE with Tass Evgeniou (Football Superfan)

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#30 Mourinho Boos Kids, Puppies replace Footballers & United Reality Check

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#29 OnlyFans in Football, Ronaldinho out of retirement & United out of the mud!

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#28 EXCLUSIVE with Lachlan Rose (Macarthur FC)

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#27 Neymar sliding into DMs, Qatar bids for Red Devils & Sam Smith breaks Twitter

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#26 Premier League 2022 Tier List With Nick Stav

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#25 EXCLUSIVE with Patrick Yazbek (Sydney FC & Viking FK)

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#24 EXCLUSIVE with Sophie Harding (Western Sydney Wanderers)

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#23 Australia's New B League, Klopp Out & Mason Greenwood In?

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#22 All-Time Striker Tier List with Adamo De Nigris

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#21 Wrexham Shake Up English Football, Marcelo Bielsa At Everton & Jose Mourinho Said What?

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#20 Dwight Yorke's Pub Team, Dani Alves in Prison & Juventus Cheating Again!

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#19 Premier League All Time XI Draft with Nick Stav

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#18 Last Dance For Messi & Ronaldo, Shakira diss track, & Everton fans have lost it!

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#17 Australian Football State Of The Union

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#16 World Cup Review

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#15 Miss Croatia with Drake, Gio Reyna's Mum & January Transfer Rumours

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FIFA World Cup Special with Eli Mengem (Copa 90)

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#14 Socceroos World Cup Squad Reactions, Gerard Piqué retires & MLS Cup Final goes BIG

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#13 Red Cards Galore, Fornaroli Swap & Super Computer World Cup Predictions

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#12 A-League has gone soft, Women's FIFA WC draw recap, Icardi at it again!

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#11 EXCLUSIVE with Nick Stav (FIFA Streamer & TikTok Star)

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#10 Messi to retire, Liverpool in the mud & Wacky FIFA World Cup Bids

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#9 EXCLUSIVE with Jamie Zhu (Social Media Influencer)

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# 8 Southgate is OUT, Aus Cup Final Preview & Influencer Charity Matches

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#7 EXCLUSIVE - AUS CUP SPECIAL - Patrick Antelmi (Sydney United)

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#6 EXCLUSIVE with Jason Saab (Manly Sea Eagles)

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#5 Arsenal Pretenders, Mbappe's New Girlfriend, & Hooters Sponsor U10s Team

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#4 Pogba Blackmailed by his Brother, Green Boots Banned in France & Celtic In The EPL?

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#3 Chelsea In The Mud, Newcastle Look Legit, Giggs Channels His Inner Shakespeare & FIFA 23 Sells For 10 Cents

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#2 That Tuchel-Conte handshake, Mbappe disrespects Messi, & Australia Cup magic

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#1 Lioness' Euro Triumph, Barcelona Transfer Saga & United STILL In The Mud

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Born Offseason Catch Up

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EXCLUSIVE with Deborah-Anne De La Harpe (Perth Glory, Young Matildas)

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WE DID IT! Socceroos qualify for Qatar 2022

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Born Off-Season Special

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#28 EXCLUSIVE with Frenchy (Comedian, Musician, The Tom & Frenchy Podcast)

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#27 EXCLUSIVE with Aaron Evans (Playing Pro in South East Asia)

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#26 EXCLUSIVE with Josh Mansour (South Sydney Rabbitohs Winger)

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#25 EXCLUSIVE with Adrian Mariappa (Macarthur FC, Jamaican international)

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#24 Benzema Ballon d'Or, Ancelotti is BOSS, & Messi influencing Jacynta Gala

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#23 Haaland wants £500K per week, NRL fights FIFA, & Snoop Dogg loves Celtic

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#22 Maguire bad to worse, Conte wants Tevez & Mounts hair superstition

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#21 World Cup 'Group of Death', Twitter roasts Qatari mascot, & Rogic shines for Celtic

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#20 Italy "boycott" World Cup, Socceroos trouble, & Gareth Bale most underrated

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#19 Socceroos vs Japan, Fornaroli Surprise Call Up & El Cholo Masterclass

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#18 Rampant CR7, Chelsea For Sale, & Top 10 Players Women Want To Sleep With

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#17 New Champions League Sucks, Sydney Is Red & Ronaldo's Gold Penis

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#16 FIFA & UEFA ban Russia, Carabao Cup Review, & Bielsa for Socceroos

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#15 Phil Foden's Mum, Garuccio's Scorpion Kick & Beckham's Overrated

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#14 Zouma Cat Saga, Muller Sells Horse Semen, & Champions League is back!

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#13 "Super" Frank to the rescue, Dele Alli's drip problem, & Senegal to win the World Cup

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#12 Kat predicts Matildas flop, Mason Greenwood arrested, & Olan v Vlahović

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#11 Keegan Fills Schmeichel's Gap with Seaman

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#10 Rafa Finally Sacked, Africa stealing future Socceroos, & Neymar's Netflix doco

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#9 AFCON Kicks Off, China Bans Tattoos on Footballers, & 2022 Predictions

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#8 Sam Kerr Smacks Pitch Invader, VAR Sucks Again, & Australia slips in AFC Rankings

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#7 German Match Fixing, Women's Football Ban, & Toe Sucking Celebrations

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#6 Ronaldo Benched, Ballon d'Or Leaked, & Sturridge Travel Woes

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#5 Solskjær Sacked, Aussie for Ballon d'Or, & Abidal's Cheating Scandal

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#4 Top Footballer Prison Stories, PSG Women’s Mob Hit, & The A Leagues Preview

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#3 Crazy Contract Clauses, 'Love Island' bans OlanTekkers, & Hazard v Salah Debate

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#2 Josh Cavallo makes history, Ronaldo "Baby Machine", & Reece James v TAA

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#1 "That lad must have been born offside" - Sir Alex Ferguson