All Episodes

Ep. 94 - "Before You Make That Decision, Can I Just Remind You of the Grunting?"

Ep. 93 - "Freed From Prison - Oh He's Gonna Do a Comeback Tour!"

Ep. 92 - "I'm Just Here to Party Tonight"

Ep. 91 - "You're Not Getting Anywhere Near Enough Ferments"

Ep. 90 - "Titanic Was the Original Never Forget"

Ep. 89 - "A Fog Rolls In Over the Entire Podcast"

Ep. 88 - "We've Got Scabs All Over... Up the Wazoo!"

Ep. 87 - "Hi, I'm Danny Tanner"

Ep. 86 - "Well... Accidents Happen!"

Ep. 85 - "We Do Have A Rich Transizhur of Scoring Beers on this Podcast"

Ep. 84 - "This Guy's a Natural, We Should Sign Him!"

Ep. 83 - "Maybe Tonight's the Night, Please, Please!"

Ep. 82 - "I Can Tell, You're Still Upset"

Ep. 81 - "I've Been Tracking What Time You Arrive at my House"

Ep. 80 - "You Know What's A Lot Like Mayonnaise..."

Ep. 79 - "I Think People's Assumptions About You Are Correct"

Ep. 78 - "If You Don't Toot Your Own Horn, Who Will?"

Ep. 77 - "They Don't Have an Audiobook of the Rules?"

Ep. 76 - "Not Ready to Boog, Yet"

Ep. 75 - "Hey, Gonna Do That Work We Talked About?"

Ep. 74 - "We the People, Baby!"

Ep. 73 - "Is That Your First Sip Score of Me Playing the Piano?"

Ep. 72 - "Look at Adam's Outfit... and I Was Like, Holy F***"

Ep. 71 - "Listen, There Are No Obscure Ones in My World"

Ep. 70 - "Some Would Call It a New Segment, Some Would Call It an Old Favourite"

Ep. 69 - "I'm Just a Bumble B"

Episode 68 - "If You Want Your Constructive Criticism to be Taken Seriously, Best to Do It with Five Stars"

Ep. 67 - "Wow, Spreadsheets and a Grudge? That Sounds Like You, Dude"

Ep. 66 - "You Will Cope With My 35, Okay?"

Ep. 65 - "I Think That You Make a Good Victim"

Ep. 64 - "They Were All Downstrokes Only, and You Just Get Fatigued Too Easily""

Ep. 63 - "Is That the Kind of Dancing that Wins a Dance-Off? NO"

Ep. 62 - "I'll Make That Cat Sound for You, Scott"

Ep. 61 - "Not-So-Hot Take: That Middle Name is Ridiculous"

Ep. 60 - "That Just Reminded Me, I Need to Change My Laundry"

Ep. 59 - "Again, Even When You're Nice, You're A Dick"

Ep. 58 - "I Don't Like Business Buzz Words"

Ep. 57 - "Do Oysters Have Big Dicks?"

Ep. 56 - "I'm Feeling Excitement in My Southern Region"

Ep. 55 - "I Don't Think That's for Peeing Anymore, Once It Becomes a Vacuum Hose"

Ep. 54 - "When You Think Sabrina Carpenter, You Think Tongue in Cheeks, Baby"

Ep. 53 - "Donald Fagen, One of the Best Pickpockets in Town"

Ep. 52 - "The Hills You'll Die On Are So Bizarre"

Ep 51 - "I'm 99% Sure You Have Peed in my Yard"

Ep. 50 - "Where's the Hook, Baby?!"

Ep. 49 - "My Number One Fetish These Days is Girls with Clean Hair"

Ep. 48 - "Keepin' it High Class Over Here on the Road"

Ep. 47 - "I'm Taking Away Your First Two Strikes"

Ep. 46 - "I'm So Glad This Segment is Back"

Ep. 45 - "I Imagine You Don't Have Much Experience with Space Fishing"

Ep. 44 - "It Looked Like I Physically Assaulted You"

Ep. 43 - "Who's That Boy with the Flannel?"

Ep. 42 - "So That's Just Something I Found on the Internet..."

Ep. 41 - "You Didn't Stay and Nurse me Back to Health?"

Ep. 40 - "I Obviously Embarrassed Him in Front of His Little Crew"

Ep. 39 - "I Felt Like They Were Laughing At Me"

Ep. 38 - "I Was a Worldly Child, Comparatively"

Ep. 37 - "I Also Like to Try and Beat It Often"

Ep. 36 - "You're Trying to Mate With It for the Sake of Human Culture?"

Ep. 35 - "Silas Travis Walker"

Ep. 34 - "Send Me A List of Accents You're Comfortable Doing"

Ep. 33 - "He Becomes the Jacket"

Ep. 32 - "David Attenborough Also Sounds Like One of the Beatles"

Ep. 31 - "Why Suffer Alone?"

Ep. 30 - "Normally I Wear Contacts Because I Have Self Respect"

Ep. 29 - "The Anus is Very Resilient"

Ep. 28 - "It's So Weird That People Are Going to Look at You Differently"

Ep. 27 - "It's a Mistranslation of the Original Text"

Ep. 26 - "Step One: Tilt Your Hand Like a Princess"

Ep. 25 - "A Lot of the Villains Are of Human Quality"

Ep. 24 - "Turns Out Your Nickname Was Ghostwritten"

Ep. 23 - "That's What's Holding Shakespeare Back"

Ep. 22 - "Hard Times Being His Nickname, Of Course"

Ep. 21 - "Please Don't Slow Clap That"

Ep. 20 - "I've Got an Ear for Flute"

Ep. 19 - "Do a Sexy Horse Dance!"

Ep. 18 - "I Never Should've Built a Foundation on Such a Soft Cheese!"

Ep. 17 - "That's Where the Meme Reared Its Ugly Head"

Ep. 16 - "This is a Great Use of my Veto, I'm Not Gonna Lie"

Ep. 15 - "Now, THERE'S the Constructive Criticism I'm Looking For"

Ep. 14 - "I Have Seen Some Bones"

Ep. 13 - "Some of My Clothes Are Pretty Wrinkly"

Ep. 12 - "I Just Said That Joke and then Deja-Vu'd Myself"

Ep. 11 - "The Only Pitbull I Like is Mr. Worldwide"

Ep. 10 - "Too Many Midnight Milking-Related Deaths"

Ep. 9 - "He is the Worst Customer We Have Ever Had"

Ep. 8 - "Remember How I Said I Thought We Were Getting Better?"

Ep. 7 - "If My Monsignor Could Hear Me Now"

Ep. 6 - "If Anybody Enjoys This, By All Means, Listen to It"

Ep. 5 - "I'm Sure I Was Uncomfortable at the Time"

Ep. 4 - "How Does That Guy Poo?"

Ep. 3 - "I Know Pop 'n Lock"

Ep. 2 - "Often People Around Me Are Like, What's That Smell?"

Ep. 1 - "I'm in the Emotional Weeds"