All Episodes

Episode #247 - Half marathon, Jemma scar, strictly hate, Private meds, coco pops Man and much more!

Episode #246 - Graduation day, The ambassador, demonised animals and much more!

Episode #245 - back to school, Alton Towers, seaside trip, storm watcher, Drunk lady, Dads solo holiday and much more!

Episode #244 - silly start, grooming session, emigrating, a full life, hoarders, cricket drinkers and much more!

Episode #243 - Cat kryptonite, trauma dreams, bad train journey, academic push, poetry corner and much more!

Episode #242 - Old time or new time, Kindle fraud, Holiday review, speedboat hell, elephant hills and much more!

Episode #241 - Freebies, a personal chef, wet breakfasts, hotel room checklist, grooming, rude online, the snitchers charter and much more!

Episode #240 - Holiday food panic, Edinburgh is dead? In the hole! and much more!

Episode #239 - Sparkle and shine, Jemma sniffed out, Andy's first day, The Hundred, car music, the Music Mogal and much more!

Episode #238 - brain fog, UK Theme Parks, Jude Bellingham, an awful break and much more!

Episode #237 - White hairs arrived, hair transplants, lane swim, world cup update, VAR, Fan-gate, ladies who lunch and much more!

Episode #236 - Tech issues, Fridge Management, what's in your fridge? Activia stress, cabinet fail, Take That or Robbie? and much more!

Episode #235 - England match, good loser, school PE, loyal customers, train driver chat and much much more!

Episode #234 - Back before nine, fan sharing, a normal conversation, He-Man Tea, Freddy Kruger tray bake and more!

Episode #233 - Breaking new, Jackson anxiety, sports day, pillow t*ts, withering and weak and more!

Episode #232 - Mr Tumble, Age gaps, Labia Minora, Animal Man, cultural review, lady felons and much more!

Episode #231 - Tinnitus, Manic sweet peaches, social media ban, NEETS, pre-programming and much more!

Episode #230 - weather chat, new recording location, bit of wisdom, train stress, book of mormon and much more!

Episode #229 - It's not hot, Arias review, Train incident, Oven clean, petrol pump plonker, childless couples, comedy and offence and much more!

Episode #228 - Chainsaw noise, Jemma's cold, positive mood, providers anxiety, eurovision and loads more!

Episode #227 - a toxic podcast, a pointless tidy, teacher strikes, youth briefings and much much more!

Episode #226 - bank holiday, Kwik Fit Awards, a boring start, bank holiday, ageing performers, bakery influencers, Alexa's opnions and much more!

Episode #225 - go karting, our voices, Birds Bakery, Arias, Kings award, a big reveal and much much more!

Episode #224 - the older man, married in a Passat, Bra theft!, Jemma's YTS school, our spa day, free stuff and much more!

Episode #223 - No middle name, getting a mate, lip fillers, call your Mum! Roadkill, world against me, respite in comedy and much more!

Episode #222 - wonky parking, Pattison scale, smashing stuff, Scott's BMX days, awkward gatherings, fake wasps and much more!

Episode #221 - The perfect tea, hotel breakfasts, Scott's near miss, hotel living, impromptu urination, singing tips and much more!

Episode #220 - Residential, Mock the Week, DIY tension, Peter Kay review and much more!

Episode #219 - hunfocused, urine alarm, old photos, DIY man, Menopause, testosterone and much more!

Episode #218 - Locked in a theatre, flat Jemma, stress, comedian support network, the Mum's Monologue and much more!

Episode #210 - Yogurt spillage, people are annoying, hardened Jemma and much more!

Episode #217 - Singing Lessons, bettering yourself, Jim Carrey, trusting the media, the fashion industry and much more!

Episode #216 - Running and twitching, sunday boozing, bird sh*t, Jemma's reviews and much more!

Episode #215 - hot tub management, body terrorism, accident pants, bad luck week and much more!

Episode #214 - Hot tub hire, sad books, Jemma's erotic fiction, Kicked out! and much more!

Episode #213 - call me boss, Scott is nice, Date night, An Escalator, Coil chat, Grammy's, Alicante and much much more!

Episode #212 - Dishcloth debate, Beckhams, comedy privilege, happy to be average, A41 hotel, cultural review and much more!

Episode #211 - Blue Monday, Al fresco wee, mumbling teenager, Grandma telly, the window, boxing and much more!

Episode #209 - Dry (skin) January, Winter Driving, Maccies pressure, Wagamamas mystery, Jemma's parking fail and much more!

Episode #208 - New years poem, nothing solved from bed, "yellows", Sherry, 0% booze, office parties, bird or bullsh*t and much more!

Episode #207 - Xmas Lull, tip eve, double booking, Jackson, funerals, stately home day outs and much more!

Episode #206 - Cannon Hall Review, Road Rage, Alpha males, J*zz dogs, 1800's high street and much more!

Episode #205 - The Holiday, Girls away day, Elf pressure, Fairy Fantasy, Apple arrogance and much more!

Episode #204 - Asda shop scare, Mood teas, points scoring, dementia care, adults acting like kids and much more!

Episode #203 - Cheese issues, ezcema spikes, intimate itches, organ donation, classic boardgames and much more!

Episode #202 - leaning rampage, forgotten haircut, kids cosmetics, rejection, fame and much more!

Episode #201 - Appliances fail, Live show review, T2, Killer robots, cuddles for sale, Alan Dedicoat, societies one up manship and much more!

Episode #200 - Christmas music now? Reign in Jemma, Holiday debrief and more!

Episode #199 - sleep deprived, duvet cough, dementia, bobbly sheets, The Ivy, society spending and more!

Episode #198 - Speed awareness course, Feedback online, no sense of humour, we were the energy, s*xual chat, The Saw films and more!

Episode #197 - off my drugs, accumulated bad day, receptionist rant, mum and son burglar, gangs, flags and more!

Episode #196 - October love, Scott at Uni, hungover Jemma, Reception sleep and more!

Episode #195 - No sphincter strength, marathon cheerleader, out for Christmas Dinner, Mary Whitehouse and much more!

Episode #194 - Airer row, bad clothes, celeb jean stats, toilet confession, b*m wax, Notting Hill, Baton disasters and much more!!

Episode #193 - Infestation, charity shop spider, retirement, Blood Brothers, Abba and more!

Episode #192 - Weird dreams, Jemma the little Helicopter, School sweets, Mr Firth, don't dissapoint me, Scott's soiling stories and more!

Episode #191 - The wrong bra, a new term, music in the car, Bridlington review and much more!

Episode #190 - Marriage appraisal, the 2 p's, tech and our lives, a poem about moving on, and much much more!

Episode #189 - Mumm-ra to my Thundercat, John Candy to my Steve Martin, Sunday School, Deep and meaningful cleaning, Mobile hair and nails and much more!

Episode #188 - Glistening Jemma, Festival gigs, charity chuggers, wallet panic and much more!

Episode #187 - Built on lies, chat sheriff, early lunch, moaning drawers, death, cheese dreams and more!

Episode #186 - Our gifts, slagging off positively, buy men flowers, Scott's school fight, last day, full cloud Jemma and much more!

Episode #185 - A better intro, Oasis Review, Beer tray, trapped in cagoule, chaotic school trips and much more!

Episode #184 - Hubby, a mystery to solve, knicker selling, late night check in, nudefest, landlines, tribute bands and more!

Episode #183 - Ambient fruit, Horse mints, stage names, stage door ettiquette, Fleetwood Mac and more!

Episode #182 - We are warm! DENISE! Hot run, MRI, have some wine with me! Career vs stability, Arnold buttocks and more!

Episode #181 - Storm chaser, The Splid, cow communications, ear plug choice, nosebleeds, bad hotel stay and much more!

Episode #180 - Scott Face Fail, dropping anchor, Titanic love, Top Gear, pottering parents, Ragebait radio, Tight Dads, The Halle, and more!

Episode #179 - Bees nest? The French Boy, Childminding in the 80's, Amiga Christmas, Isle of Man TT, our swim chat, driving tests and much much more!

Episode #178 - Jem in France, Shop sprint, Macron, Ireland trip, Oasis stress, Manchester Scooter, Thorpe Park and much more!

Episode #177 - A calming start, Guinness World Records, Girly Pop Tour Rant, hot hotel, interuptions and much more!

Episode #176 - Stanley Cup, Hydrated Kids, Exam cheats, Lady Gaga. music moaners and much more!

Episode #175 - London trip, Jemma drunk, back to loughborough, our walk, Alexa, Unpasturized milk, Supa Scoop, insect brownies and much more!

Episode #174 - Podcast poem, TK Maxx poo, Blessed with friend, selling a walk to a teenager, fart row and much more!

Episode #173 - BB49, Sleeping Jemma, Norfolk Broads, The meaning of life, Assembly and much more!

Episode #172 - Smell of Man, twitchy lip, mini Greenhouse, Scott and Jem dancing, your Mum is fit, Shakespeare, Jemma plays us out and more!

Episode #171 - Zutons review, Leaky eye, activate the dream! Brum bin strikes, Daphne and celeste, the game of life and much more!

Episode #170 - The Big Reveal, Jemma's confession, head shapes, the lottery liar, Six Musical Review, School mops and more!

Episode #169 - Mothers day ettiquette, Head hunted Roy, caravan reply, Charity gigs, Angry Drawing, Sandra Bullock, Roger Moore, apology reversals and much much more!

Episode #168 - Silent kids football, Rough pub lunch, Coach trip, compliment Scott, burping ban, mortality, open door dumping policy and much more!

Episode #167 - Cantonese, Naughty books, pressure washer love, adopted pots, pegging out, chip mouth theft and much more!

Episode #166 - Caravan dreams, Static or touring, Coach trip from hell, Kids who cook, John Bishop review and much more!

Episode #165 - News Quiz, Panel Shows, Rage bait politics, Trumps sweetners, Shark is broken review and much more!

Episode #164 - Copper hair clash, School is hard, School refusers, Nuerodiversity in the 80's, School systems, Crying easily, Burns Night, Centre Parcs review and much more!

Episode #163 - The Doors, Bonnie Blue, Pimp out Scott! Peter Kay hecklers, Apple shop, first acting role and more!

Episode #162 - Bird song bogs, vestibule, energetic performers, Ozempic and much more!

Episode #161 - Emotional Jemma, Scott Alone, Kanye at the Grammies, Roy the terminator, good art and more!

Episode #160 - Bad Backs, Nasal hair awake, Back before nine, coughing again, girl on a train and much more!

Episode #159 - Coffee on wood, Jemma silent watching, mid forties misery, bingo caller, family tree, rude dog cam and Anthrax chat!

Episode #158 - Two handed coffee, clip on fringe, wigs, cheese or services, s*x toys and private shops and more!

Episode #157 - Window battles, Night turd, Flaskback, everything needs a coffee, Panto Scott! Burglary gameshow and much more!

Episode #156 - Happy New Year, Phone free xmas, Come and speak to Grandma, Sophia's food trauma's, boxing day water, cold water dip and much more!

Episode #155 - 2024 final speech, Meat slapping, Local supermarket, first class life and much much more!

Episode #154 - Royal Variety Review, Laff 4 Kids, The Vein, Performer Depression, Shakespeare selfies, Playing dumb and much more!

Episode #153 - Bic, P*ss barger, 5G Pigeons, You Bet, Outdoor Tiramisu, Elf on a Shelf, Marriage audit and more!

Episode #152 - Lights are up, Endoscopy, Idles review, Jemma's panto and much more!

Episode #151 - Forest of gold, Royal Variety Gossip, Tornado experience, Newstead Abbey and much more!

Episode #150 - Ice Scrape technique, Lego cabinet, saying no to things, Royal Variety, CHI conference!

Episode #149 - Scamp and dude, Jemma's minutes silence, Scott's pain, Christmas ads and more!

Episode #148 - Hair like Damon, nail in the coffin, Light sleeping Scott, Boy band chat and much more!