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Brilliant Observations — 459 episodes
Bob Schwartz Is Not A Bad Boy
Missy Is Hilarious
Love, Marriage and Deer Babies
Jesus, Amy, Get It Together
Reclaiming Our Prime
The Sex Hotel
He Is Your Ziploc Bag
A Poo Museum? Who Knew!
Get Drunk for Free
Latrelle and the Double-Double
Sauna Drama!
Payback Meets Manic Toddler Energy
Police on the Front Porch
Disney after Dark
Mold Mouth
Missy's Talking To Herself
Love Bomb Butter Porn
Often, Sometimes, Rarely, Never
Syphilis!
Millenials Behaving Badly
Heated Rivalry Mental Overload
It Tastes Too Much Like It's Not Supposed To Smell
Stranger Things than Purposeful Culinary Insults
Delusional Optimism and Cheezits
Gifts, Gaffs and Belly Laughs
Missy Really Did It This Time
The Son Saves a Life
Nipple-icious
Gobble Gobble Gratitude
Of Chairs and Ukuleles
Celebrating Children (and Questioning Taco Bell)
AirB&Behaving Badly
Secrets of a Mob Wife
She Doth Protest Too Little
Oh Those Merry Marrying Men!
Robot Fight Club
Dental Dammit
He Likes To Grab All the Things
Gaycation in Ibiza
Tennis, Horrible Mothers and Beach Magic
All Aboard the Trans Vaginal Express
Choking Up on the Bald Man
Did I Drunk You?
Dildos and Edibles
I Think I'm a Lesbian
Doggy Drama and Childhood Trauma
My This Is Great
Vibe Check: Summer Bubble Goes to Mexico
Fork You, Cheese Ball
Two Dumps Too Far
Dear Listener Strikes Back
Hip Twist Speed Walk Race Off
Poetry, Teeth and Cheerful Theft
Sleepy Weed
Boundary Police and the Philadelphia Sidecar
Karma at the Beach
Dry Hump Roundup
Egg Salad Tacos and Other Hate Crimes
Bread Trauma and Breaking the Social Contract
Reverse Imposter Syndrome
Your Thoughts Are Delicious
Community Violator
Good Bag Magic
It's a Flab World After All
Nobody Gives Me A Progress Bucket
Close Your Eyes!
Let's Splurge
Phlegm Is Not a Lubricant
Pie Fight
Micropettiness Meets Scrotox
Registry Fails and Non-Wiping Fingernails
Attractive Traits and Blake Lively's Downfall
It's Froyo, Ya Hoe
Everything Works In Reverse
Sauna Clubbing and the Salt Water Cure
Potato Roll and Poo
Seasons Eatings
Cutting Hair and Killing Trees
Recharging Missy
Amy's Thanksgiving
KUGELGATE, or, Why Missy Chose Violence
How Young Is Too Young?
Finding Joy
BOP375-Emptying-the-Ick-Cup
One Week Out and Nobody Wants This
Toby Mugs and Tinkle Pads
Missy Receives
STDs and Wedding Bells
Back To The Car
Diddy, Dispensaries and Josh's Mom
AssAssination
Friendship Season and the Three Ds
Dopamine Menus and the Public Dumb
How To Steal Friends and Influence People
Mayonnaise Candy
Multi-Level Hatred
Olympic Grooming with Grandpa Caan
Costco Raw Dog
Which Came First: Sex in the Movies
I'm Telling Your Mama
TikTok Trauma and the Loss of Services
A Story for Another Day
Hoc Tua Girls
Protecting Our Kids from Them Bridgerton Boobies
Lies Yo Mama Told
Weed-Free Sleep and the Greedy Peasant
Broken Tents and Miscreants
What Happens in the Treehouse
Melissa Goes Rogue
Dammit Jim, I'm a Mother Not a Podcaster
Restraining Orders and Sticky Conversations
Accidental Opportunism Origin Story
I Agree with Me
Waste Not... Want More
Matt the Rat Man
Shut Your Juicy Mouth
Gday, Dear Listener!
Farfale!
Women Are Wizards
Credit Card Karma
Stingray Jesus
Puppy Kisses in the Turks and Caicos
Chicken Slices in the Junk Drawer
Chat GPT (Emphasis on the Pee)
All's Fair in Love and Washing Machine Repair
Bean Play
The Poopatraitor
Santa in the Microwave
Start Stop Continue
Cease and Desist (Kissing on the Mouth)
Fancy Pants
Per My Previous Email
Dispensary Wisdom and Radical RBF
Thanksgiving Confessions and Six-Hands Massage
The Time of Your Life
Gerard Shepardeux
Raccoon Ransacked
Scandals and Whores (Teen Milestone Edition)
That's for Me
Celebrity Bungholes
Lonely Hearts and Brittany Parts
Psych Tests and Handcuffs
Show and Tell
Murderer at the Window
Barefoot Shoes?!
Who Let the Dogs Out? Stu! Stu, Stu, Stu!
I Demand an Apology
Cabo San What Now?
What Are You Afraid Of?
The Tale of Two Podiatrists
50 States of Inebriation
Lie, Cheat, Kill, or Steal
The Cereal Episode
Jews vs Italians: A Love Story
All About That Face
Birthday Blowouts and Again with the Anal
Social Media Shaming with Super Close Strangers
Face Spells and Experience Amnesia
What Price Beauty
The Big Three Oh Oh IYKYK
Talent, Charisma, and Regular Hydration Drinks
An Encore for Alex Borstein
Talking To Other People's Kids
Volunteering with Morons
Pet Scans and Beer Cans
Tits and Tots and Dicks and Dogs
All the Love You Deserve
The Lip Walnut
Asking Friends for Money and Other Mistakes
Angry Helping
Private Jets and the Zombie Apocalypse
Surprise! Missy's in PORTLAND!!!
All Comers Welcome! Is This a Sex Podcast Now?
Surprise! No Sex for You
Covid's Not Real and Other Atlantic City Nonsense
Crabs Don't Come from Jesus
Canine Court
The Boobleg
Building the Perfect Sex Playlist
The Universal Language of Women
Self Care and Shoulder Squats
Hannukah, Christmas, and the Invisible Onion
Christmas Injections
Pegging, Party Golf, and Public Diarrhea
Culinary Trauma
Kindness and Love (and Sexy Talk)
Thanksgiving Tok
State Foods Gone Wild!
Missy Tests a Marriage
A Question of Faith
42 Seconds of Comedy Gold
STFU Kanye
Billion Dollar Pinkie
Which Came First: the Colonoscopy or the Hot Dog?
Mind Trash Porch Pickup
Wedding Bells and Gingerbread
Like New Is Not, Like, New
BONUS Pizza Pact
College Move-In Pizza Challenge
The Promise of Joy
Supplement Nation
Hindi Schmidts the Bed
Vabbing. You Heard Me.
Colonoscopy Prep – the Worst School Ever
Go Missy, It's Your Birthday
Stupid Todd and the KKK
Confront Me If Don't Ask for Help
Jersey Jews and Old Coots
You Talking To Me?
Oops! All Politics
Thoughts Become Things
Pee Beach
Over Yessed
Doom Piles
Love Is Like Diarrhea
Upping the Stakes, Prom Edition
Hamilton!
And Now... We Fight
Ciao, Anxiety!
The Slap Meets The Toe
Peleton Surprise!
Vulva Cookies
Kilt Bang
Not Stealing Is My Superpower
When I Think Big Penis...
The Punch List
The College Quiz
Johnfidence
Secrets and Lies, Family Edition
Gay Monkey Threeway
Dick in the Gears
Let's Blame Covid
Missy Gets Violated | Brilliant Observations 228
New Year... New You?
Cookie Porn | Brilliant Observations 226
School Board Porn | Brilliant Observations 225
Braiding You In | Brilliant Observations 224
The Aisle of Ass Pain
Don't Be the Fluffer, Be the Camel
Taylor Swift or Not Taylor Swift | Brilliant Observations 221
Ravioli vs Pierogi | Brilliant Observations 220
Best Halloween Ever | Brilliant Observations 219
Alec Baldwin Is Not the Story | Brilliant Observations 218
Mean Weed | Brilliant Observations 217
Blame It on She Podcasts Live | Brilliant Observations 216
Used Toys | Brilliant Observations 215
Barely Holding On | Brilliant Observations 214
F Your Joy | Brilliant Observations 213
Book of Life | Brilliant Observations 212
Toilet NOW | Brilliant Observations 211
Sticky Barbies | Brilliant Observations 210
Missy Melts | Brilliant Observations 209
That Was Some Spell! | Brilliant Observations 208
You Have the Worst Face | Brilliant Observations 207
Make Good Choices (Do As I Say Not As I Did)
Penis in Space! | Brilliant Observations 205
Hermione Hymen | Brilliant Observations 204
If You're Gonna Do It Anyway Why Not Get Paid? | Brilliant Observations 203
Now You've Stepped in It! | Brilliant Observations 202
A Singing Pickle Is Not A Birthday Gift | Brilliant Observations 201
The Big Lunch | Brilliant Observations 200
So We're Punching Stewardesses Now? | Brilliant Observations 199
Poop Tabs | Brilliant Observations 198
All Gross Things (and a Cocktail) | Brilliant Observations 197
White People, Knock It Off | Brilliant Observations 196
What Happens in the Treehouse | Brilliant Observations 195
Blame It On My Juice | Brilliant Observations 194
Show Me Your Crisper | Brilliant Observations 193
Aging Sucks | Brilliant Observations 192
Amy's Box vs Melissa's Balls | Brilliant Observations 191
Be Honest, How Do I Look? | Brilliant Observations 190
There's a Hummer at the End of this Podcast | Brilliant Observations Podcast
German Words FTW | Brilliant Observations 188
Siblings or Dating? | Brilliant Observations 187
People Love To Help | Brilliant Observations 186
Wait and See Kinda Girl | Brilliant Observations 185
You Should Get That Looked At
Take to the Bed | Brilliant Observations 183
We See You Through Our Magic Mirror | Brilliant Observations 182
Get In the Metal Box | Brilliant Observations 181
Say Cheese | Brilliant Observations 180
Grape: It's My Jam | Brilliant Observations 179
Wanna Pee On Me? | Brilliant Observations 178
Atta Girl! | Brilliant Observations 177
Snow Kidding | Brilliant Observations Podcast 176
Fare Thee Well, 2020 | Brilliant Observations 175
Just the Tip | Brilliant Observations 174
Surprise Vomit: the Worst Surprise | Brilliant Observations 173
Hannukah Cheesesteak
No White Clothes Ever! | Brilliant Observations 171
Bonus Thanksgiving 2020 | A Brilliant Observations Bonus
Table for Four? Happy Thanksgiving! | Brilliant Observations 169
Stay the F@!# Home | Brilliant Observations 168
Parenting Is a Marathon, Not a Sprint | Brilliant Observations 167
Time To Choke the Chicken | Brilliant Observations 166
Eating from the Trash Can | Brilliant Observations 165
Are You Burned Out?
Do You Meditate? | Brilliant Observations 163
Do You Porn? Yeah, Right. | Brilliant Observations 162
Get Out of My Stye, Cock Pocket | Brilliant Observations 161
Do Just One Thing More | Brilliant Observations
Amy's Life in the U-Bend
Missy's New York State of Mind | Brilliant Observations 158
The Glass Eye Is the Final Straw | Brilliant Observations 157
Take My Piano, Please! | Brilliant Observations 156
Whatever Happened to Family Dinner? | Brilliant Observations 155
Do You Topsheet? | Brilliant Observations 154
Bottom Ramen | Brilliant Observations 153
Here's Egg In Your Eye! | Brilliant Observations 152
You Put My Loofah Where? | Brilliant Observations 151
Your Mother Is An Ahole | Brilliant Observations 150
Fuzzy Scissors | Brilliant Observations 149
Melissa Is Unpopular | Brilliant Observations Podcast 148
Bird Brains | Brilliant Observations 147
Spiral Up? Spiral Down! | Brilliant Observations 146
You Used To Coulda But You Might Not Can | Brilliant Observations 145
SpaceX, Come Back For Us! | Brilliant Observations 144
All Jasons Are Aholes | Brilliant Observations 143
The Doctor Is IN | Brilliant Observations 142
Hobbies Schmobbies | Brilliant Observations 141
Are You There God, It's Brilliant Observations | Brilliant Observations 135
Cowboy Twitter | Brilliant Observations 134
Rob Lowe Is Not a Quitter | Brilliant Observations 140
Amy Feels All the Feels | Brilliant Observations 139
You Can't Mask Stupid | Brilliant Observations 137
What Day Is It? The Late-pisode | Brilliant Observations 136
Farewell Kenny | Brilliant Observations 133
Do You Have a Heart On? | Brilliant Observations 132
Neighbor Rage | Brilliant Observations Podcast 131
Why So Distant? | Brilliant Observations 130
My Hero & Covid-19 Quiz | Brilliant Observations 129
Anal Tots | Brilliant Observations Episode 128
Dear Listener, Who Hurt You? | Brilliant Observations Podcast 127
Hard N'oitch | Brilliant Observations 126
Stop Sh*tting Rainbows!
Not the Fruits You Want To F**k | Brilliant Observations 124
No Vision, No Problem | Brilliant Observations 123
Whose D!@k Is This??
Bonus Boogies | Brilliant Observation Podcast 121
New Year, New TV Reccos | Brilliant Observations 120
Must-See TV Shows | Bonus Holiday Mini Episode 008
Stuart Ruins Christmas! | Bonus Holiday Mini Episode 007
Cookie Porn | Bonus Holiday Mini Episode 006
Guess Who Has An STD | Bonus Holiday Mini Episode 005
Vegan Leather Is Not Kosher Leather | Bonus Holiday Mini Episode 004
Holiday Cuss Word Edition! | Bonus Holiday Mini Episode 003
Emergency Gefilte Fish | Bonus Holiday Mini Episode 002
Missy the Guilt Wizard | Bonus Holiday Mini Episode 001
Nursing Home Fight Club | Brilliant Observations 111
Sun In Your Hole | Brilliant Observations 110
I'm My Own Grandpa | Brilliant Observations 109
Yes, It's Cheese | Brilliant Observations 108
I Waited In Line For Cake - Like A Dope | Brilliant Observations 107
Thanksgiving Traditions - Yesterday And Today | Brilliant Observations 106
Tampons and Cranberry Sauce | Brilliant Observations 105
No One Cares About Your Baby | Brilliant Observations 104
We Hate Halloween | Brilliant Observations 103
Gratefuls | Brilliant Observations 102
Bonus Episode From She Podcast Live | Brilliant Observations 101
Bad Advice | Brilliant Observations 100
The Mitzvah Hi-Five | Brilliant Observations 099
Needling Amy's Nuts | Brilliant Observations 098
For Your Entertainment | Brilliant Observations 097
The O.D.S.F! | Brilliant Observations 096
Prostitution: It's Not For Everyone! | Brilliant Observations 095
Who's Your Daddy? Dr. Baby Seed! | Brilliant Observations 094
Your Generosity Makes Me Feel Obligated | Brilliant Observations 093
There Are MEN And There Are WOMEN | Brilliant Observations 092
Am I The @$$hole? | Brilliant Observations 091
Don't Judge Me, My Purse Has Psoriasis | Brilliant Observations 090
How Many id Too Many? | Brilliant Observations 089
Our Wisdom Free Episode | Brilliant Observations 088
Who is Lazier? | Brilliant Observations 087
Elephant Trunks And @ss Juice | Brilliant Observations 086
Reunited And It Feels So Good | Brilliant Observations 085
Two Brilliants - No Observations | Brilliant Observations 084
What's A Push Present? | Brilliant Observations 083
You're Literally Killing Me | Brilliant Observations 082
Flying Solo | Brilliant Observations 081
Say AHHHHH! | Brilliant Observations 080
Who Gets The Last Dumpling? | Brilliant Observations 079
Our Best JAWN Yet! | Brilliant Observations 078
Another Sh!t Show | Brilliant Observations 077
Bounce Pickle Bounce | Brilliant Observations 076
Just The Two Of Us | Brilliant Observations 075
Hunting Women For Sport | Brilliant Observations 074
Will John Ever Sleep Again? | Brilliant Observations 073
C@ck Chopping | Brilliant Observations 072
Filthy Dirty Muskrat In Your Pants | Brilliant Observations 071
T!t T@t | Brilliant Observations 070
Jews Don't Play Sports | Brilliant Observations 069
For The Love Of Tacos! | Brilliant Observations 068
Do You Budget? Should I? | Brilliant Observations 067
I've Got Guy For That | Brilliant Observations 066
Only Eat The D's | Brilliant Observations 065
FYRE In My Hole | Brilliant Observations 064
Please End The Furlough | Brilliant Observations 063
Stu And The Poo | Brilliant Observations 062
Jess's Mea Culpa | Brilliant Observations 061
Dear Listener, Happy New Year | Brilliant Observations 060
Mandatory Family Time | Brilliant Observations 059
Family Secrets| Brilliant Observations 058
Chicken Junkie| Brilliant Observations 057
Wash Your Hands | Brilliant Observations 056
Funnier Than A Room Full Of Thumbs | Brilliant Observations 055
Favors For Favors | Brilliant Observations 054
One Step Too Far! | Brilliant Observations 053
Where is Melissa Today? | Brilliant Observations 052
Why Can't We Get Along? | Brilliant Observations 051
Name That Secret Ingredient | Brilliant Observations 050
So, How Was Your Week? | Brilliant Observations 049
That's What She Said! | Brilliant Observations 048
Don't Dip And Drive | Brilliant Observations 047
Best Soundtrack Ever! | Brilliant Observations 046
Need a Cuddle? | Brilliant Observations 045
Would You Rather? | Brilliant Observations 044
Self Care Is Not Optional | Brilliant Observations 043
Don't Squeeze The Toothpaste In The Middle | Brilliant Observations 042
Lies My Parents Told Me | Brilliant Observations 041
That's Not Your Cat! | Brilliant Observations 040
Hard of Smelling | Brilliant Observations 039
What Fuels Your Hatefire? | Brilliant Observations 038
Sometimes It Feels Like We Hate Everything | Brilliant Observations 037
Running With Scissors | Brilliant Observations 036
Family - Supportive? Fodder For Therapy? | Brilliant Observations 035
Do You Wash Your Feet In The Shower? | Brilliant Observations 034
Keep Your Hands to Yourself!! | Brilliant Observations 033
Parent Your Child! | Brilliant Observations 032
Is Melissa Too Controlling? | Brilliant Observations 031
Are You A Mom Friend | Brilliant Observations 030
Poo-Poo Haiku | Brilliant Observations 029
Licking Baguettes and Baby Balls | Brilliant Observations 028
Bridge-Mix Diabetes | Brilliant Observations 027
Fade To Black | Brilliant Observations 026
No Happy Endings | Brilliant Observations 025
How Not To Treat Your Pets | Brilliant Observations 024
Jessica Stands Up and Falls Down | Brilliant Observations 023
Fecal Rainbow In The Piehole | Brilliant Observations 022
Make Good Choices | Brilliant Observations 021
Let The Countdown Begin | Brilliant Observations 020
Not For A Million Dollars | Brilliant Observations 019
Nipples and a Warm Onion Bagel | Brilliant Observations 018
All Victories -Large and Small | Brilliant Observations 017
Some Friends Suck | Brilliant Observations 016
Scream Therapy | Brilliant Observations 015
Spite and VapoRub - The Perfect Combination | Brilliant Observations 014
Running the House as a Single Parent | Brilliant Observations 013
Teenage Bullies and Identity Crisis | Brilliant Observations 012
Do's and Don't of Raising Children | Brilliant Observations 011
Caught With Her Pants Down | Brilliant Observations 010
French Fries and Kettlebells | Episode 9
Car Trip Eavesdrop | Episode 8
Ding Dong Dinner - 7
This Isn't Our Best Episode - 6
Smelly Business - 5
Who Wouldn't? - 4
Zit Cakes - 3
Where are we going? - 2
Intro to the Podcast! - Reservations