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Browny's Podcast — 344 episodes

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Do not touch my f@cking daughter...

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We are doing a live event...

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The piss, the powder and the punt...

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I can see Carlton winning the Premiership and this is why...

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Pendlebury is everything Christian Petracca isn't, it's the right move...

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‘I’m going to knock his f@*cking block off...’

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'The Essendon footy club are cowards...'

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‘We’ll never see him again...’

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"I stayed at the Pullman last night and saw the Sydney boys...'

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'Toby Green called me after what I said about him and James Hird…

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'James Hird has asked Toby Greene to come be the captain of Essendon'

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'It's not that hard, I'll show you, I'll umpire a game...'

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‘Josh Fraser is going to be the new full-time Carlton coach…’

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‘Bailey Bailey Bailey…’

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‘Bringing in Christian Petracca was a mistake...’

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‘I was stealing money from the AFL…’

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‘Hinkley is the right choice to coach, but Alex Pearce is not the right person to Captain the Tassie Devils…’

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'One of the Gold Coast Suns boys has been leaking stuff to the media, guess who...'

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'I went straight up to the guy and told him to pull his f@cking head in...'

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'State of Origin has no place in the AFL...'

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‘We are having a baby…’

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I have a brain tumor...

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‘This hasn’t come out yet but two of the Hawks boys had a punch on’

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‘The Western Bulldogs are going to win the flag...’

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‘I was sitting in a Thai prison with cuffs on and I realized I was in a bit of strife’

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‘It’s the greatest team ever assembled’

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‘I’ll show you how to be a f@$king captain’

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‘We are back for 2026 and this is going to be big!

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Browny's Podcast Best Bits: Campbell

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In case you missed it: Collingwood's Harry Perryman joined the show

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'Goodbye...'

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Nathan Buckley ‘You won’t believe what Bailey Smith text me…’

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‘F@ck, I’ve broken my f@cking ankle...’

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'The Grand Final is changing to a night game...'

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'I got kicked out of the Best & Fairest...'

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'It was the greatest thing I've ever been a part of...'

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Cam Rayner: 'I've got something for the (Cats) supporters'

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'More hits than Pornhub...'

39

'Bucks said no to the Melbourne job'

40

'I was chatting to Zach Merrett...he'll do anything to get out'

41

‘When no one was looking I took the cup…’

42

‘I got so pissed before playing in a final...’

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'I'll be making the pre-match speech on Grand Final Day'

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‘I had no clothes on...’

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‘I’m going after Dan Gorringe...’

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‘He went up to the CEO and headbutted the shit out of him…’

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'The AFL have f@#ked this up?'

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BONUS: 'I thought I was dead...'

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‘Rankine is going to miss the entire finals series, and they can't win it without him...’

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'I consider myself a smart guy...' 'No one else does'

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'I think I've sh!t myself'

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'I'm laughing so hard I can't breath'

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BONUS EP: ‘Buckley, Simpson, or Longmire and I can tell you they have not ruled out Hird…’

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‘Dan Houston is getting dropped!’

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‘I think Joe (Daniher) is considering a comeback!’

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'Naz...'

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‘All the journos are s@#t scared of Ross Lyon’

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'I’ve had some frozen Margaritas with Steve Aioli (Aoki)’

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‘Some heads at the AFL need to roll...’

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‘If you’re going to send that via social media, stand up and put your name behind it’

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‘I truly believe Harley Reid will be playing for a Melbourne team next year…’

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‘Deano, you’re back!’

63

'Bucks, are you coaching Tassie?'

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IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: JACK GINNIVAN JOINED THE SHOW AHEAD OF THE 2024 FINAL SERIES...

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’I know what Vossy is going through…his time could be up…’

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‘She wanted a bit of Browny!’

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On this episode, The AFL are already looking at expansions outside of Tasmania if the state government doesn’t want to play ball, Jamarra is back at The Western Bulldogs and is ready to play again plus the Clarko we know and love is back punching walls…

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‘Jamarra will be playing for the Demons next year’

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‘There was a reason I smacked Steven May’

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'Expect the AFL to start scheduling games at Whitten Oval, Moorabin and Arden Street'

71

‘Sydney made the wrong choice with Dean Cox'

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‘I have no doubt there were AFL players on steroids…’

73

‘Pull your head in mate’

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'Nathan Buckley is going to be the coach of the Tassie Devils!'

75

‘He was a great teammate but an even better bloke’

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'Wanna go me and find out?'

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‘The EJ Whitten Legends Game is back, I'm playing in it and it's happening during pre-finals bye’

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‘I threatened Leigh Brown after a game’

79

'Justin Longmuir isn’t going to survive’

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‘He had 6 ciggies, 12 beers and was playing the next day!

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‘I got an old-fashioned spray…’

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‘We are never going to see Jamarra at AFL level AGAIN!

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'North are looking for another coach...'

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‘The Tassie team is getting pushed back, it will not start in 2028!’

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Goody is gone…

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Campbell Brown ‘I’m about to tear Adelaide apart’

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Jonathan Brown: ‘I feel bad for Oscar Allen, I met with Collingwood when I was captain…’

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Tim Tszyu ‘I know I’ve got a fight this Sunday but all I want is a burger…’

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Campbell Brown ‘Vale Andrew Krakouer, one of the toughest players I ever played on, he was a good player and an even better fella’

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‘Vossy just gave me an absolute rinse!’

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‘Why did Clarko fire you?’

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That’s the worst thing you’ve ever said…we’ve lost the plot

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Campbell Brown 'I slept in my car last night...'

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Harry Perryman "When I first met Craig Mcrae, you won't believe where he took me...'

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Finn Callaghan had another offer on the table even bigger than first reported

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‘I’d be surprised if Jamarra Ugle-Hagan plays for The Western Bulldogs ever again!’

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Browny's Podcast is back for 2025! Browny performed with Pearl Jam, Campbell got into a fight on the train and is Opening Round actually going ahead?

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Browny remembers his Best Bits, Oct 28th

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Browny remembers his Best Bits, Oct 21st

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Browny remembers his Best Bits, Oct 14th

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Browny remembers his Best Bits, Oct 7th

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Jonathan Brown ‘Saturday was the greatest day of my life’

103

Jack Ginnivan “I do everything I can for the team… the Hinkley stuff didn’t bother me”

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Campbell ‘you won’t believe who was at my house?’

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Kane Cornes ‘I can’t believe this has happened…’

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Ken Hinkley has hot sauce for blood...

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Craig McRrae ‘I wanted to buy Jack (Ginnivan) a beer that night’

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He's going to lose his job…

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It’s finals time baby!!!!!!

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Christian Petracca is staying in 2024 but he’ll be traded in 2025!

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Sam (Pang) and I are sharing a bed tonight…

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They will be the greatest premiership side ever if they win this…

113

Sam (Landsberger) was a fantastic fella, he’ll be sadly missed…

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I was the pin up boy of the AFL in 2003…

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It’s an honour to be the face of this great state…

116

That is the worst thing you’ve ever done Campbell…

117

We lost a great friend today…

118

Joey Montagna ‘can you not do that…’

119

I’ve heard a rumour that will rock the footy world…

120

Why was Mathew Pavlich commentating the equestrian, can someone please tell me?

121

No one is more connected in this town than Campbell Brown

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I reached into his car and stole his bread…

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You’re not sleeping in my bed…

124

Browny’s Podcast turns 3 today!

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Guy Mckenna ‘no one can control Campbell’

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Ben Cousins, I love you

127

Then the big crock ate the baby crocodile!

128

Browny Remembers His Best Bits Part 2

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Browny Remembers His Best Bits

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I love a fight, always will

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Campbell Brown to Matthew Lloyd “Did you know I was coming for you?”

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Let's talk about the Magpie Miracle...

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How's the horseplay on Hodgey's Island? (feat. Nathan Buckley)

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Where was my invite to go down the slide?

135

Browny reveals all about his Conor McGregor Interview

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As both a Brownlow Medallist and a Rising Star winner, I know what I’m talking about…

137

Will Nathan Buckley coach the new Tasmanian team?

138

I’m interviewing Conor McGregor in Dublin…

139

That'll give a jellyfish a hard on - Feat Tim Naki

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The Tigers need to give the keys back to the AFL

141

Gold Coast for the flag

142

I still hate Essendon

143

Being booed is like getting an STD

144

They played ok…they lost by 516 points..feat. Nathan Buckley

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He's got PPA (Post Podcast Anxiety) feat. Nathan Buckley

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This thing was a serious piece of crap... feat. Nathan Buckley

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Draws are like dancing with your sister, you know it’s not going anywhere…

148

I relieved myself on the bed…

149

I’m getting naked…

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Don’t call me chalky…

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Bonus Episode: Browny’s Podcast meets Backchat Podcast Part 2

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Bonus Episode: Browny’s Podcast meets Backchat Podcast Part 1

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My wife just delivered me a coffee wearing only a bra…

154

Kick it to me Stiffy..

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Hey Juddy, come into this toilet cubicle with me

156

The Thai police held us at gunpoint...

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Bomb on drugs and life changing flatulence

158

Pies have gone me me rather than we we...

159

Buddy Franklin is angry with us boys!

160

I’m incredibly cuddly at the urinal

161

Kissed on the dick by a fairy

162

"Warwick Capper left us a special message".

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"You won’t believe what I saw Leigh Matthews watching!"

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It’s been a very turbulent off season…

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The Wait Is Nearly Over Degenerates.....

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Browny's Best On Ground 2023 Week 3

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Browny's Best On Ground 2023 Week 2

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Browny's Best On Ground 2023 Week 1

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I’m officially friends with Matt Damon..

170

Browny: Should I show Pamela Anderson my Mark of the Year?

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I jumped over the table and almost bit his nose off…

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Browny: I was almost traded to Collingwood

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The problem with Fev when he lived with me was my bar fridge was 4 metres from his bedroom…

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Browny “I went to Charlie Curnow’s house party with Mick Fanning & Travis Boak!"

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Sam Mitchell ‘The last person you want to be standing next to in the murder capital of the world is Campbell Brown’

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Chris Judd “The waterboy said to me, clean yourself up you little bitch”

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I would punch Patrick Cripps so hard in the face he was forced to go off…

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RIP to a true legend, Ron Barassi

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Dane Swan: I got arrested…

180

We’ve been robbed…

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Look good, smell good, play good…

182

Billy Ray Cyrus could be performing at the AFL Grand Final...

183

I’ve got no idea where my All-Australian jacket is…

184

Adam Gilchrist: I'll only do the podcast if we do a shot of tequila

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What do you mean we aren’t invited to your 40th?

186

I’m doing this podcast shirtless, in tribute to Deven Robertson!

187

I played on Nic Nat in his second game, it didn’t go well!

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I did the Karma Sutra with Vossy

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I asked Paris Hilton for her number…

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I’m on the Pinga’s…

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Footy won’t be the same without Buddy…

192

The Squirrel Grip is back…

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Guess who’s back, back again…

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An epic day of adventure and degenerate bonding...

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Nathan Buckley's hamstring goes ping

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Direct From Browny's Bus Trip

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"It's the most infamous departure since The Titanic"

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Fox Sports tricks you into watching The Bounce, calling it....

199

Campbell Brown's thoughts on Stewie Dew......

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Someone has put 1mil on The Pies to beat The Blues!🤑

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Are Campbell and Browny in the nude pic leak?

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It's the gift that keeps on giving...

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We had many better fighters than the Essendon Footy Club 🤛

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When Campbell bumped into Gil at Ascot

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Bucks, will you coach again? Bucks, will you coach again? Bucks, will you coach again? Bucks, will you coach again? (shut up Brodie)

206

Sam Pang "Why am I on this podcast…?"

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Who in the team only turns left on a plane?

208

The AFL crime wave you've never heard of

209

You won’t believe what Buddy did when we lived together…

210

"I made $47,000 in my first year…"

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Browny, are you and Vossy fighting?

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Campbell's old flatmate has stories to tell! 😮

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When Brown Dog met Tyson Fury👊

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When one of the boys tried to kidnap Kane Cornes

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Browny on Clarko - "was it a hatchet job?"

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What really happens when the players huddle 😲

217

Clarko’s relationship with Hawthorn will never be the same…

218

I’m not sure Michael Voss is the right coach for Carlton…

219

Nathan Buckley will coach Tasmania…

220

Browny “It’s 2023 I don’t have any pubic hair…”

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A Contraception History Lesson

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Browny's Dad joins the podcast

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Brown Dog has been red flagged by the AFL 😬

224

The listeners have voted, do we get rid of Brown Dog?

225

Adelaide, we love you

226

The search for Mark Ricciuto continues.....

227

Brown Dog has touched down at Gather Round!

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Browny and Deano's Excellent Adventure

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The boys are in Adelaide for Gather Round

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Oh Dear Jack Crisp

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"To stop a Shark attack, you must impersonate a Dolphin" 🤦‍♂️

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Browny is coaching North Melbourne, no seriously

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Racism

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When Browny's Podcast does Pub Trivia

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I was whipped until my butt was black…

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A draw! 🤦‍♂️

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Concussion

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I’m having a baby

239

What’s your safe word?

240

Dicks, Drugs & Danny Dickfos

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I’m the King of Tassie

242

Bus Fat

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Who gets banned from a doctor?

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Browny's Best On Ground Week 4

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Browny's Best On Ground Week 3

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Browny's Best On Ground Week 2

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Browny's Best On Ground Week 1

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Brian, I’m going to gently comb your moustache…

249

I hit someone with a golf ball…

250

You’re going to take a drug test

251

Let’s try hitch hiking…

252

I’m keen on some regrowth…

253

Slow is smooth and smooth is fast

254

Campbell, you betrayed us…

255

I call for a gutting!!!!

256

I talked so much shit all weekend…

257

Joel Selwood is going to retire after The Grand Final…

258

This podcast just about ended my marriage…

259

You won’t believe this, a friend of mine picked up at my mum’s funeral…

260

This is what I’d say to The Gold Coast Suns before their first Grand Final…

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Thinking of you Browny

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You’re not wearing that are you?

263

You’re a scum bag!

264

We celebrate like the boys from Glen Waverley Footy Club!

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Hey Shaq, welcome to Browny’s Podcast..

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I love you…

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Browny: James Hird is going to coach Essendon…

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If Clarko coaches Essendon, I’ll disown him…

269

I may have punched a high profile Sydney forward…

270

Do that again and I’ll break your fingers…

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That is truly astonishing audio…

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I’ve got a problem and I need your help…

273

Why did you punch my dad?

274

It only takes me 4 seconds to get completely naked…

275

Browny you’re about to be hypnotised…

276

Campbell: do you know what Kim Kardashian & I have in common…

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Last night got away from me…

278

Alright Fat Jerry…

279

I’m going on strike…

280

You’ve just threatened Glenn Archer

281

You’re right, you’re f**ing hopeless!

282

Luke Hodge is worried about Brown Dog's footy trip stories 😲

283

Welcome our new co-host Nathan Buckley

284

I think at least 50% of AFL players are taking drugs

285

If I’m Sydney I’m offering Dustin 5 years…

286

Steven May gets suspended mid pod!!!

287

Campbell is not happy with the boys today

288

Someone in this ep was covered in baby oil 🤦‍♂️

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Brown Dog: I promise to be oiled up, like that scene from Top Gun…

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A man got nude at our listener party

291

See you at The Precinct this Sunday!

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How much do you get paid Browny…??

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Is Alastair Clarkson coaching GWS next year?

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300 points down, we thought we were a chance…

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Suns CEO Mark Evans “I declare this the Campbell Brown…........”

296

A loyal listener wrote us a poem

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And now for my performance on the trumpet…

298

I will perform the Hawthorn theme song on the trumpet…

299

We are putting on an event for the listeners of this podcast…

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The Dog is out on the streets

301

I remember my first streaker…

302

Something happened at the beauty salon…

303

I got mugged…

304

Robbie Williams is a mate of mine…

305

Josh Kennedy - "Buddy kicking his 1000th was the craziest thing I’ve ever been a part of…"

306

Buddy Franklin - “I’m not coming on your podcast”

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Shane Warne almost made a cameo on Peaky Blinders…

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I’m jumping the fence when Buddy kicks his 1,000th goal…

309

Two episodes a week for the AFL 2022 season!

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From Marvel Stadium at Captain’s Day…

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That is the greatest thing that’s happened on this podcast…

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This bloke was trying to sell me a book for $1, it was my book!

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Browny and Campbell survive their trip to the Super Bowl

314

On Saturday night we’ll be having dinner with Conor McGregor…

315

You know I’ve interviewed Tom Brady…

316

You’d be dangerous on the over 50’s dating apps…

317

Browny wants to fight legendary jockey Damien Oliver…

318

Hey Bucks, are we going to see you on Married at First Sight?

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Nick Riewoldt ‘It was the craziest thing that’s ever happened to me’

320

G’day Patty, it’s Browny….

321

Jason Akermanis ‘I’ll make you rich’

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This could be our last podcast if we die today…

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I asked for an autograph, he said "f@#k off, I’m eating ice-cream"

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Let’s buy a house in America…

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"I’ve got COVID, but nothing would stop me from doing Browny’s Podcast"

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In 2009, Fev was the shiny new toy…

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Shane Warne: No One Knew Who These Blokes Were

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I was holding the Melbourne Cup, when I fell off the table....

329

When the Dogs and the Dees nearly punched on

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We got off the plane and were taken into custody…

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Deontay Wilder asked me, "do you fight?"

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"I’m pretty sure I’ve lost my Premiership Medal"

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"I put out a Cuban cigar on the turf of the MCG…"

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"He wanted me to take over as Carlton coach"

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“I had to skull a can while I was meant to be home schooling”

336

Gillon McLachlan: ‘Does anyone actually listen to this podcast?’

337

I was on my 24th Crowny… and I did a runner from the hospital!

338

The last thing I remember from Mad Monday…

339

When Jason Akermanis tries to sell you his new Crypto

340

“Toby Greene is the best player in the competition”

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"Alastair Clarkson… could bring a premiership back to Carlton"

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"I was suspended for a total of 29 weeks"

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"I got arrested…they asked my name and I said ‘no comment"

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"We knew it was the beginning of the end… when he headbutted the CEO"

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