All Episodes

I am part of the sediment, off-off brand Oreos & Big day in vacuuming land today

The Merging of the Condiments (a test every marriage must pass)

We're in a cult I mean We're Costco members.

How long does ice in a cooler stay icey? (Layer that cooler like a lasagna.)

Mr. Miyagi sandwich & male Hawk Tuah

Carolyn thinks it's gross I sneezed into the sink & Big LandLord

Well-done roses (i bought Carolyn discounted flowers)

ANY OF Y'ALL GOT A PROBLEM WITH OTIS REDDING?!?! (ive begun listening to music at work)

Best movie of the year (yes I know it's late August) is The Invite bcuz it's a little too relatable

I rebuke the algorithm! (ive been off the socialz for a whole week)

Rest In Power, Smokey!

The ants are gonna miss Mister Crumb, I dumpster dove & the foam brush is a scam

My FOMO went away instantly

Everyone hates their job & The Indifference of the American Teenager

Your dog is not allowed in the pool

That He-Man movie (aka Masters of the Universe) is the best movie of 2026!! (yes i know it's august)

5 Minute Dance Party (at work)

I'm here to disclose Disclosure Day sucked & Supergirl is better than Superman

You typed maybe 6 times & how small is a size Large in Vietnam?

Everyone else goes on Zillow to find out how much their relative's homes are worth too, right?

Do not bring your baby to the gym

No more meats in my teeths

Wake your bakers up earlier! (The #1 pie shop in America is without pie)

Everyone makes fun of the drummer (Lennox is learning to play the gee-tar aka guitar)

Backrooms - the horror movie that ain't scary & that cruise ship crash doc which is terrifying!

Goodbye Pooping Birds, Hello YellowJackets

Matt Damon didn't want to come home to Anne Hathaway's overacting (My Odyssey review)

Carolyn as The Heartless Librarian

Local man (me) buys viral sweatshirt; continues to feel unfulfilled

Protein bar inequity

Carolyn only eats 30% of the chicken wing & Our pincher bug roommate

The Costco backwards Walk of Shame

You've been cooking turkey bacon wrong your entire life & Look at the beading

You're worth an additional $8, baybee & Almonds don't expire

No shirt, no shoes, no crappy customer service

Mandalorian & Grogu is dumb but it's okay because nothing matters

"Less than 50% peanuts" IS A LIE

Who actually likes tootsie rolls?; Dance with the 1 that brought you; & My Lip BooBoo

A Little Library revamp/ reboot/ relaunch/ reset

Did you bite the inside of your right cheek?

That sourdough ain't sour!

Carolyn likes gloopy foods, sews Vince's undies & got her first credit card (Microwave your own dang food)

Crying in the Grocery Outlet (I will touch that hot oven again)

I watched that movie Michael; oh, and Bad was the 7th best song on the Bad album

Birds droppin' upper deckers & Bug Census

Wastin' $16 on a cup o' ice in Magaritaville

I want to be at Margaritaville, drinking margaritas, while listening to Margaritaville repeat

Choose One: Sit in the sun or stand in the shade

Trader Joe's Mushroom Chicken is terrible

"We will never be as close as we are, than right now."

Gnat in my Hollandaise Sauce

Marty Supreme is a supreme waste of time (I came up with that myself)

KEEP FROZEN is a lie, spider silhouette & a Vincey-do list

ima seek a 2nd, cheaper opinion

Morning curfew?

Alix Earle Isn’t Worried About Tom Brady Seeing Other People: QUOTE ‘Never Been Serious’ UNQUOTE OPEN PARENTHESES (Exclusive) CLOSE PARENTHESES

Hot Costco Chicken Bake juices rained down upon thee thigh

Vince Nicholas: Public Trash Shamer

The best breakfast places play The Price Is Right on the TV really loud & We dont hug in the bathroom

RawDoggin' broccoli, ants can't read, the cashew of metals & popsicle autonomy

A curtain-less life, is still, a life worth living

You want to return an $11 jigsaw puzzle to Jeff Bezos the billionaire?

Cabbage dont belong in no chow mein

Lemme marinate on that parfait

3rd Fast 2 Furious: 86 Hours of Fasting

To start a cult, you just need 3 dumb guys

14 food trends that's gots to go

72 Hour Fast: Part Deux

Hugging co-workers, I'm now Cat Guy at the office & Cash me ousside w/ my claw arm how bout dat

I fasted for 69 hours (69, dude!!!!) w/ the help of Walmart, Dana White & Adin Ross

Less talk-y, more clean-y & The Cursed Chicken

Hamnet more like Hamnot amirite

Bust-Your-Budget Blinds

I wouldn't grab that, so why should I pay for it?

Fisher Price fries (our Yard House review)

I risked being blackballed at the Walmart auto car center

We don't want your stinking viral tote bags, Trader Joe's!

Carolyn went Karen on 2 neighborhood youths

after 11 years with a giant crack in my windshield, I finally got a new one

Temu Tires

Twice the caffeine, Twice the pee, Twice the anxiety

i should see other cashiers

Lake ketchup, Fashionably late

The Laugh Cough & futons that we used to know

The fake return

Do you floss at work? Do you cut your fingernails at work?

I can't pour the milk!!

Our Swedish heartbreak

I was trying to remove my DNA like a serial killer

Gatekeeping $1 hot dogs (our harrowing ikea bistro experience)

need to be patted and rubbed from all angles for about 5 minutes.

I've been writing Yelp reviews for 19 years & all I got was this $15 bagel (sandwich)

Hood Honey & I paid for those tomatoes!

Starbucks drinks: 70% ice, 100% profit

Bread Massacre

We watched that Neil Diamond impersonator movie w/ Hugh Jackman so you don't have to

Carolyn couldn't cut a tomato at age 21

Hershey's nearly maims (handsome) West Sacramento man

I vanquished my White Whale

Tron: Ares ares a terrible movie

Vince did shrooms (coffee)

Onions: The most labor intensive vegetable (Our onion stand)

Predator: Badlands - A predator with daddy issues

Billy Joel is ugly, writes terrible lyrics & his voice is nothing special (and other stuff I learned watching his 5 hour doc)

Ground beef on my Persian rug (30 hours of misery)

Lennox challenged my Alpha Male Supremacy

Boba Bullets

Real Man 101 (that drain ain't drainin'!)

My dishonest review, guys (I bought Lennox a 4th scooter)

A nice old lady refused to sew my torn undies

How to make old people laugh

He went easy on the cement

The Zero Rep Bandit

Chew on your left.

watching 1 battle after another was literally a battle becuz it sucked so much

All the towel questions you were afraid to ask, answered

Scared of pecan pie

The "Can we turn on the heater?" Starter Pack

Breaking up (with your hairdresser of 10 years) is hard to do

The F in F1: The Movie stands for formulaic & fine because that's what it is

Our $38 Walmart Thanksgiving deener

Imprisoned convict escapes jail 8-9 times, comes back cuz he's a scaredy cat

Michelle Yeoh can't sing (Our Wicked 2 review)

I washed my hand in the soda fountain at Panda Express

Perhaps the doctor is causing the disease

We no longer eat w/ our hands in public (O, Asbestos tree! O, Asbestos tree!) 🎄☠️

How to give yourself a pedicure when you're a real man like me #pedicute

When in Tuscany.. (Our Cheesecake Factory review)

Eat! You're fur & bones!

Jurassic World O' Green Screen & Idiocy: Rebirf

Sometimes silly string ain't so silly

Let the yolk come to you, young Jedi

Can you make me look like Arnold Schwarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop?

Work lunches suck

my daddy abandoned me but youtube didnt

Your scrambled eggs are a turn-on, man

But where does the gingivitis go?

I'm over tacos

Carolyn lost a bike race to a 10 year old boy

Mission Impossible 8 (9?): Please god let this be the final reckoning

You don't have to remove your shoes but you can't use our bathroom

We was 3-wheelin' the whip!

Fantastic 4 more like Fantastic Bore amirite?!

My birthday cookie was on clearance, I took an Alabama shower for my plane friends & I was fork shamed

Mullet Breakfast & That Fly is Authentic

The arduous hair blowdrying trilogy

I went full Karen with Carin!

Moist vs Raw (we're talking about cookies here, you pervert!)

i dont get outta bed for anything less than eight hundred million dollars

"I don't care if it's fake gold."

We watched our neighbour eat pasta

The waitress is laughing at you!!

I have a strict "I'm not gonna like your photo" policy

Ricky Martin versus Bo Jackson

Would you let your mechanic drink beer while working on your car to save $300?

Meineke is a scam & we watched that movie Weapons

The LLVMJ WeightLifting Club has disbanded

Formerly cage free chickens

if you dont strong arm robbery me, then i wont strong arm robbery you

2 kooks, a zook & some squarsh

It hurt to text & I like peeling myself

I ate an $82 sandwich; Subway is better.

I watched Superman and there was just nothing there for me, man

Wash your t-shirt inside out (Day 2 of our stay at Le Fisher Chateau)

Rich people weird (Day 1 of our stay at Le Fisher Chateau)

I stole from Ronald McDonald

Pray for butter (Carolyn's great Great Value breakfast extravaganza!)

You have good saliva flow.

Us versus the pooping bird(s)

Give me more hydrogenated oils!

Put the mattress on the floor

the 2 lasagna theory

And then I went to r/bugbites..

Double Chin Action

You can't say mammogram without saying mamm(ary)

HOW I DOMINATE MADDEN 95 ON THE SEGA GENESIS IN 2025 & 2026

Do cats have shoulders? (and other questions we don't have the answer to)

Steak Mist (my Subway review)

That guy's not our waiter

Sunny Side Up Queen

They should make bigger sidewalks

HVAC Poor

I got out the car to protect my woman's parking spot!

Dentists are in the pocket of Big Waterpik

Operation: Fatten Frankie

scared of cows

When ordering Chinese food, there are rules

Kaiju Blue

There's no spitting in the kitchen

Operation: Winnow the Freezer

Mr. Clean sucks

The Triple Sew

Your cup o' grease runneth over

We ate the best frozen pizza of our entire lives

A fried egg versus a hard boiled egg

For 4 days we had 1.5 toilet(s)

The Death Rattle from my Death Bed

7 Fun Tom Selleck Facts

We tipped less than 5% for a terrible meal and have zero regrets

Never trust a skinny waiter (Our Chevy's review)

Do you give money to panhandlers?

The Wax Fund

There's 2 kinds of Good Morning

To Wax or Not To Wax

How to properly eat chicken feet

My goal was to do 200 push-ups in a day. I did 10.

The Dangers of the Shower Beer (Our New Year's Eve recap)

Frankie pooed on our Christmas tree skirt

Exes on TV (Our Christmas recap)

Wife hits husband repeatedly while he sleeps because he allegedly snores

DO NOT ORDER CHIPOTLE THRU THE APP CUZ THEY BE GREEDY WITH THE MEAT

Blame it on the butter

The pedicure lady ignored my bunions (or are they calluses?) so i only tipped her $5

We got porch pirated and the cops have our stuff but we don't want it back

A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips

Gravy has surpassed butter (in terms of Thanksgiving condiments) & Getting Dressed vs Getting Ready

How much gravy do we actually need?

Devil worshippers got places to be too!

Pour a lil' liquor out for my clubbin' days

Frankie did not go gently into that good manicure

PLEASE DO NOT OBEY THE FREEWAY ON-RAMP METERING LIGHTS

We spent nearly $200 at Joe's Crab Shack for STD jokes and kitsch!

At what age do you stop putting effort into your appearance?

Week 1 in a Greta Thunberg paradise

My daily nighttime skincare routine

The Great Strawberry Juice Leak of 2024

Cashews & Pretzels don't belong in no trail mix

Snickers is the 2nd least popular candy.

I stopped drinking energy drinks every day

Frankie has missed 3 vet appointments in a row

Refunding the Cartilage

Papa Murphy's is the self-checkout of pizza

The Gucci of Continental Breakfastes

I turned 47 and drooled on myself cuz of a milkshake

What would an adult do? I hit something on the freeway and am now in a rental car

We dined, we drank, and 1 of us ended up on the floor (Our Berkeley trip recap)

I lied to a co-worker to make her feel good

We know a teenager getting $400 a month in allowance

how i make a yummy iced coffee with the keurig

I bought Lennox a bike from Donut House

The Costco Chicken Caesar salad is now horrible

When you go to the movies, do you leave your trash at your seat?

A Russian giant fixed our broken washing machine

We watched Grocery Outlet employees thwart a shoplifter

I now eat burritos with a fork

Our HOA Violation

I bought Lennox a swiss army knife and immediately cut myself with it

Vince: "Wendy's breakfast is better than Mcdonald's!" Carolyn: "Nah." (Our review)

I threw our trash into our neighbor's garbage can

We're now a Kirkland Signature family #KirkSig

I almost cursed at an old guy for yelling at my mom

We crashed the hotel continental breakfast

My co-worker got a flat tire. I did not stay to help him.

Grandma Thien's Preference Sheet

If ordered properly, In N Out french fries are guuud

Our month o' religions, spilling brownie mix onto yourself at the store, and we're #81!

Even though I'm not in 6th grade I bought a pair of Vans shoes

Like the book of Revelation but with gnats

How to properly do the self-service car wash

Carolyn stole 2 books from the elderly

I vanquish cobwebs and eliminate squeaks

Crumbl Cookies are undercooked, borderline raw cookie dough and overbearingly sweet

After 3 days I finally broke down and showered (Santa Cruz Day 3)

Waffles don't need no syrup (Santa Cruz Day 2)

Never trust a ginger hotel desk clerk (Santa Cruz Day 1)

SCALDING HOT FOOD TAKES INCOMING..

After 5 days we've made it thru nearly 75% of Dune 2

Hot Orange Chicken for breakfast, Pecan Praline versus Butter Pecan, and an ocean full of Fishers

It's like the Vietnamese version of Hatfields versus McCoys

Goofy refused to serve us food, we didn't shower, Carolyn walked into a pole, and TSA confiscated my protein bar

Disneyland: The happiest and most expensive place on earth!

Disneyland or burst (that was a Perfect Strangers reference)

Disneyland is greedy and we can't wait go

Nail polish made in Poland would be called Polish Polish

I should've lied to the post office lady

Am I the a--hole for eating an apple in bed in the middle of the nite?

Carolyn's Book Club, The Red Door, and apples are just a giant berry

We found a hair in our scoop of ice cream; we kept eating it

Campfire stories with Camp Counselor Carolyn

My life as a single dad for 5 days and 4 nites..

Carolyn the Camp Counselor

We ate at that restaurant inside Ikea and the breakfast sucked but the meatballs were guud

Men who don't go grocery shopping with they womenz

It was A Tale of 2 Carne Asadas

You call that turbulence?

Should we eat pork which expired over 2 weeks ago?

Ped Eggs & Blates: The Secrets to a Happy Marriage

Walrus versus Human

Yes, my name is Shince.

Carolyn drank wine at 10am (at least it was a saturday?)

The burnt cheeseburgers incident (An addendum)

Our favorite Trader Joe's products

I read Bobby Brown's memoir so you don't have to (but you probably should anyway)

The appliances that tear our love apart

Eating our wedding cake 1 year after our wedding and we don't need no brain cells (An addendum)

Inhaling helium, eating donuts in the backseat of a Kia, and tea with Drew Barrymore

Your Keto Casserole of Lies

Ethan Costanza (An Addendum)

Ethan: The Series Finale (7 weeks after the pilot aired)

Fake Kitchen Tile Backsplash Backlash

Dead Poets Society - West Sacramento chapter

Carolyn is our Little Library's official unofficial librarian

We watched Saltburn so you don't have to (but you probably should anyway unless you're our moms)

Jimboy's is dang near perfection (Our review)

I ate keto at McDonald's and it was guuud

Our 3rd Last Hurrah (our New Year's Eve recap)

Hey kids, can I tell you about George Michael? (Our Christmas recap)

A Very Merry 3 Kielbasa Christmas

I went to The Habit by myself and ate 2700 calories and spent $31 (My review)

The Naughty & Nice Neighbor List

Panda's new Chili Crisp Shrimp is guuud

On Thanksgiving we got $78 worth of food at Jack in the Box and we have zero regrets

We opened Lennox's Christmas present 6 weeks early then wrapped it back up

Our Metro PCS sales lady wasn't evil she was just dumb

Carolyn defaced public property and won't 'fess up

I took Lennox and his friend to a college football game - we left at halftime

I got Lennox a free electric scooter by whining, complaining, and lying

We went to Les Mis and I told a foot tapper behind me to STOP IT twice

We ate Domino's crappy pasta so you don't have to

I got a $70 bill down to $40 because I asked nicely

Our favorite Thrifty ice cream flavor as a kid, an 80s and 90s starter pack, and my wife was born an old soul

We watched that terrible new Mission Impossible movie so you don't have to

We got scoops of Thrifty Ice Cream and were transported back to the 80s and 90s

Don't take the last item on the shelf

Never order fries at a taqueria

My mom and I spread more of my dad's ashes

How to handle tooth pain like a real man

The Wedge Salad should not exist

Flossing with 1 thumb is hard

Even though we're not young and have no friends we had fun at the upside down Pringle which serves beer

The Thumb Laceration Chronicles: Volume II

I Sliced My Thumb Open with a Box Cutter

We OverCook Our Food Cuz Crunch & Texture Are Life

Selland's was bad. It made us sad. =(

Lennox has spent over $200 in 1 video game in less than a year

Eating Hot Popcorn at the Tire Shop

"We're gonna restart the plane to hopefully get rid of these error messages"

We flew to New York to lay my dad to rest

Lennox's First Deodorant

"Stay away from my guitar and my beer, Alan Fisher"

Oppenheimer is too long, too loud, has too many actors in it, is pro war and anti war, and hates communists, but is still pretty good

Carolyn went on a girls trip for 24 hours and I immediately began threatening to throw stuff away

When the kids are away, the parents won't play

Pizza versus Chinese: Which makes the best leftovers?

Instructions for microwaving frozen food: It's (gotten too) complicated

The best comedy on TV is The Curious Case of Natalia Grace (Our review)

I wanted to learn guitar. I quit after 2 classes.

It's okay to lie if feelings are involved

To Heel or Not To Heel (bread, that is)

Frankie Blue is a Russian Blue

Just Say No! (and Yes!) to Drugs

Vince: Marco's Pizza is the best pizza chain of all time. Wife: Nah. (Our review)

Vince eats expired food for a good cause

We ate Korean Corn Dogs today. We'll never eat Korean Corn Dogs again.

Lennox is broke so he resorted to selling his gift cards to his mom

West Sac Best Eats - Casa Jalisco

Our DoorDash driver ate our food (probably)

Vince has a shaved head and it wasn't by choice

Auntie Socorro's Egg Rolls

West Sac Best Eats - We went to a River Cats baseball game

Costco's Chicken Bake is Terrible (Our review)

Vince is Intimidated in the Gym by a Teenager

Die Hard vs Big Lebowski vs Shrinking

Bagels versus Donuts: Our Noah's Bagels review

West Sac Best Eats - Niko's Tacos

Round Table Pizza is soggy but good

if you don't care, you don't hurt (You CAN be a fair weather fan!)

From Tuft to Udder: The Frankie Blue Nicholas Story

West Sac Best Eats - Sun and Soil Juice

We went to a Taylor Swift Dance Party

West Sac Best Eats - Tree House Cafe

On Vacation We Ate Rocks and Didn't Shower

Luna ate a Korean Corn Dog

Chipotle's new Al Pastor Chicken Review

"I'm never eating McDonald's again"

Vince snitched, did not get a stitch

John Wick 4 is where Ted "Theodore" Logan enjoys a lotta bit of the ultraviolence (Our review)

BJ's did us dirty; proceeds to bribe us

Aquaphor and a Nose Hair Trimmer

BJ's service sucks but their food is fine

West Sac Best Eats - Hing's Chinese Cuisine

MailBox Vigilantes

We Got Lennox an Electric Scooter and he Promptly Broke his Wrist on it

Eating Halloween Snacks in February (but they haven't expired yet)

Thai food at a sports bar?? Heck yeaha and it was guuud!

West Sac Best Eats - Capitol Bowl & Cap's Bar and Grill

There's a lot wrong with Halal Bros

Sauced BBQ features brisket that is 80% fat (Our review)

Lennox is spending $40, for 3 pieces of pizza, to help his class?

Vince versus the Parking Garage Security Guard Lady

West Sac Best Eats - Cornerstone Cafe & Bar

"You can leave your bedroom, but only to cook for us."

Trader Joe's Cookie Butter Liquor Review

West Sac Best Eats - El Ranchero's Mexican Food Restaurant

Lennox's SleepOver Rules

Sizzler Salad Bar (it's really a low rent buffet) Review

Shake Shack sucks (our review)

Avatar 2 sucked (a review)

Banana Bread: The Fallout

Step 1: Banana bread. Step 2: The Wine Wednesday Connection. Step 3: LifeLong Friendships!

Islands Restaurant Review

We Ate $8 Candied Apples from QVC and They Were Weird

That bruschetta is not bruschetta

Pitting the needy against each other AKA giving away things for free on the facebook marketplace

West Sac Best Eats - Sal's Tacos

How to kick a 10-year-old out of your house

West Sac Best Eats - Franquette

It was the best of times (Liz Fisher's ham), It was the worst of times (cheddar cauliflower rice).. What We Ate on Thanksgiving

Trader Joe’s Turkey Sausage Stuffing Fried Rice Review

Vince Cursed in Front of a 10-Year-Old Boy, in the name of comedy

West Sac Best Eats - Midway Bar and Grill

Frankie is a terrorist

West Sac Best Eats - Kabab Corner

We're Not The Cool House, and That's Okay

Mimi's Cafe Review

West Sac Best Eats - Oishii Teriyaki

Frankie versus Our Sanity

Chipotle's new Garlic Guajillo Steak Review

Raising Cane's Review

Maverik Gas Station Hot Food Review

West Sac Best Eats - Savoury

Dry Biscuits, Ballet Dancer Body Hair, and Mimosas

Taco Bell Mexican Pizza Review

We saw a dude try to shoplift a bunch of spam

West Sac Best Eats - Kick N Mule

Ain't No One Out Here Clicking The Link You Pasted into the Group Text

My First Week as a Blonde BombShell

Trader Joe's Spicy Honey Review

I turned 45, went to a bar, and instantly wanted to go home

We UnClipped Lennox's Wings and Let Him Fly

It's My Birthday and I'll Cringe If I Want To YOU WOULD CRINGE TOO IF IT HAPPENED TO YOUUUUUUU

Raley's Chinese Food Hot Wok Review

Panda Express Beyond Orange Chicken Review

Pringles versus Stax Taste Test

West Sac Best Eats - Serrano's Cafe

My toes touched my pedicure lady's breasts

Our HomeLess Jesus May Be Wearing KnockOff Ugg Boots

We tell our son Lennox to financially bilk his cult members and film school fights for tiktok

West Sac Best Eats - Mr Burrito

I Watched a Grocery Store Employee Drop Broccoli onto the Floor then Put it back into the Produce Section

Trader Joe's Garlic Bread Cheese Review

People Park Backwards for Attention and Frankie's Thyroid

Little Caesars Old World Fanceroni Pepperoni Pizza Review

Grooming and Suffering for the Fisher Family PhotoShoot

Coo's Quorum Coup

"I was a 12-year-old stand-up comedian on a cruise telling jokes about plane crashes"

Fruit Punch Mix and Potato Pearls Will Be There For You in the End Times

HOA Elections means WireTaps, SlushFunds, and EarMarks!

West Sac Best Eats - Carol's

We Ate KFC then We Hated Ourselves and Wanted to Die

Our Best and Worst Fast Food Fries (Criticizing and Praising French Fries)

West Sac Best Eats - Eppie's

Playing HopScotch In Your 40s

I Met the Husband of a Sacramento Celebrity at Costco

If you're not sitting in your hotel room watching reality tv, are you even on vacation?

Carolyn's Spray Tan - The First 48 Hours

Carolyn Wore A Disposable Paper G-String While Getting A Spray Tan

Remember walking into a Nordstrom's and there'd be some dude playing the piano?

Trader Joe's Kale Gnocchi Review

WalMart Lied to Me, So I Lied to Them

Lennox's Utah Adventure

If Paul Giamatti and a Sloth Had a Son (aka Our Condo BBQ)

West Sac Best Eats - Devil May Care Ice Cream

Coors Light versus Bud Light Taste Test

Carolyn Bought MakeUp from the Internet. Do Not Buy MakeUp from the Internet.

Carolyn Shaves Her Toes To Impress Our Neighbors At The Condo Pool

Grandma Liz Is No Mary Lou Retton

Our Top 5 Favorite Fast Foods

West Sac Best Eats - Cocina Dona Chuyita

Top Gun 2: Maverick Review (Talk to me, Xenu)

My Wife Tells Me My Love Language(s)

Mom versus Son: The SnackDown Negotiation

West Sac Best Eats - Teriyaki Madness Review

My Co-Worker Committed Homicide

Grandpa Alan Gave a $10 Dollar Bill to a Busker

Fire! At The Condos

Trader Joe's Beef and Broccoli Review

The Best Day(s) Of Our Lives

Senior Citizen Choir Exposes the Truth Behind Beauty and the Beast

Is $80 a Month Too Much to Spend on 1 Chinese Dish?

We Eat Trash and We Don't Swim on Sundays

Our Top 5 Foods to Eat b4 You Die (of All Time Ever in History)

3 Good Frankie Meows

75% of Our Family Has the Covid

McDonald's Drive-Thru Disaster

Carolyn Caught Covid

I Took Lennox to a River Cats Game Where I Paid $23 for a Beer and a Sprite

The Carolina Reaper Jelly Bean Incident

Pulled Pork and Shredded Chicken Are The Same Thing

Severance Review

Chipotle's new Pollo Asado Review

Little Caesar's Stuffed Crazy Bread Review

You Look at ATM Receipts People Leave Behind Too, Right? No? Well alrighty then

Our Top 3 Favorite Cereals

The Grand Cheez-It Experiment

How We Disappointed Our Parents

No Way Dorothea Puente Dug All Those Holes Herself

My Pedicure Lady Made Me Bleed

"While Enduring an Enormous Amount of Pleasure"

Museums n MeatLoaf

The Batman Review

An Airbnb Host Rejected Our Reservation

Carolyn Washes Her Belly Button EveryDay; Vince Does Not

Sizing Up The Passengers On My Flight to See If I Can Topple Them

My Mom Found Out I Smoked Weed in College

Vince Takes the Covid Test Joe Biden Sent All of Us

Lying to Touchy, Feely Co-Workers

Yard House Review

I Caught My Co-Worker Looking at Scantily Clad Women on his Cellular Telephone

"Press THIS button so you don't injure your co-worker!" -An angry lady on the elevator said to me

KFC Beyond Fried Chicken Nuggets Review

Ain't No One Out Here Actually Watching these Highest Rated Television Shows

No Way Patrick Swayze Actually Sang She's Like the Wind

"I broke my ChromeBook and lied to the officials!" -Lennox

Ancient Vietnamese Secrets of the Rice Cooker

Luna's ExtraMostBestest Birthday Bash

My Mechanic Is My Friend

Trader Joe's French Onion Mac N Cheese Taste Test and Review

Carolyn Did A 3 Day Juice Cleanse and Lost 3 Pounds!

The Top 14 Reasons I'm Thankful for My Wife, AND #6 WILL SHOCK YOU (it will not shock you)

Dry January? How about Moist January

Del Taco Breakfast Review

Who's the ugliest Avenger, and why is it Hawkeye?

A Very Nicholas Family Christmas

Matrix 4: Resurrections Review

At What Age Should A Parent Stop Laying With Their Kid at Nite?

My Wife Brought Baked Goodies To My Jobby Job

I Ate $16 Sticky Rice and IT WAS WORTH IT

Do you turn the heater on, up, or down?

If You Could Live Forever.. Would You and Why? (featuring Lennox Albert)

"You need to have a mask to be in here."

Apple Pie versus CheeseCake versus Pumpkin Pie versus Pecan Pie

Pizza Guys Cheezee Garlic Rolls Taste Test

The Beatles: Get Back Review

Darling Daughter had a SleepOver with 3 Friends

The McMuffin versus The McGriddle

9 Foods That Should Be Canceled From Thanksgiving Dinner

Subway's NEW! (??) Baja Steak & Jack sandwich Taste Test

Tamale Lady versus Snack Cart Lady

McDonald's McRib Taste Test

Who Is Sexier: Paul Rudd (People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive for 2021) or Pete Davidson or Chris Pratt or Megan Fox or...

When You Were A Kid, Would You Rather Spend the Nite at Someone's House, or Have Someone Spend the Nite at Your House?

Song Lyrics Are Stupid - Ed Sheeran - Thinking Out Loud

Taco Bell Breakfast CrunchWrap - Taste Test

Our overweight cat may be racist

Trader Joe's Orange Chicken and Kale Gnocchi - Taste Test

Burgers vs Pizza, Cookies vs Brownies, Cake vs Pie (the classic food debates)

Taste Test - Jack in the Box's new Loaded Cheddar Cheeseburger

1 Gotta Go: The Taco or The Burrito

Taste Test - Chipotle's new Smoked Brisket

The Most Annoying Things on Social Media (Part 5)

Taste Test - ampm (Arco) Hot Breakfast Sandwiches

13 Things A Professional Organizer Would Throw Out

Taste Test - Black Bear Diner breakfast

Song Lyrics Are Stupid - BackStreet Boys - Everybody (BackStreet's Back)

At what age do you let your kids go for walks by themselves?

The Best Halloween Candy Of All Time Ever In History

TikTok Crime and Names That Rhyme featuring our darling daughter Luna Marie

The Top 13 Extremely Awkward Interactions

Taste Test - Jimboys Tacos

19 Little Social Etiquette Rules Everyone Should Follow

Taste Test - Little Caesars new Crazy Calzony

20 Social Etiquette Rules Everyone Should Follow

Taste Test - Jack In The Box new Loaded Spicy Tiny Tacos

Song Lyrics Are Stupid - BTS Dynamite

Taste Test - Panda Express new Crispy Almond Chicken Breast

Taste Test - Taco Bell Nacho Fries

Our Condo Pool (which was closed due to poo) Has Been Reopened!

10 Signs You’re a Geriatric Millennial (aka you were born b/w 1980-1985)

Our Condo Pool Was Closed Twice Due To PooPoo

Taste Test - Cold Stone and McDonald's

Song Lyrics Are Stupd - NSYNC's This I Promise You

Taste Test - 7-11 Pizza, Chicken Wings, and their Beef Mini Tacos

Song Lyrics Are Stupid - Taylor Swift's Style

Taste Test - Denny's breakfast (the Grand Slam and the Super Slam)

We Talk About The Top 10 Songs From When We Graduated High School in 2002 and 1995

Taste Test - L&L Hawaiian Barbecue

Taste Test - Trader Joe's Everything But The Bagel Potato Chips

Taste Test - Little Caesars new Stuffed Crust Pizza

West Sac Best Eats - Sammys at Stones Casino and the Friends Reunion review

Taste Test - Taco Bell's new Naked Chicken Chalupa

10 Excellent Words Coined in the Last 20 Years

Taste Test - Burger King's new Chicken Sandwiches

Taste Test - Burger Lounge

Should we make our son say the Pledge of Allegiance at school?

2 Year Wedding Anniversary Food Gorge at Club Pheasant and Carmelita's

Taste Test - Subway's new Protein Bowls

Would you kill a trapped earwig bug to put it out of its misery?

West Sac Best Eats - Streets of London, Tsuki Sushi, Vientiane

Taste Test - Chipotle's new Quesadilla

The Most Annoying Things On Social Media Part 4

We Sent Our Son To School Without A Mask (Accidentally)

HouseWarming Recap Thoughts and 3 Movie Reviews

We Threw A HouseWarming Party!

How To Order Fast Food At The Drive-Thru

Taste Test - In-N-Out's Animal Fries

The Most Annoying Things On Social Media Part 3

Taste Test - IHOP's Steakhouse Premium Bacon

The Most Annoying Things On Social Media Part 2

Taste Test - KFC's new Chicken Sandwiches

Taste Test - Dollar Tree Snacks Vs Their Name Brand Counterparts (Doritos, Cheetos, Lays)

The Most Annoying Social Media Posts

Yard House, Godzilla Vs King Kong, and McDonald's new chicken sandwiches

West Sac Best Eats - Thick Vatos and Tacos

Taste Test - Little Caesar's Pretzel Crust

West Sac Best Eats - Tree House Cafe

West Sac Best Eats - Cocina Dona Chuyita