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The secret to a happy life...
EWe were on a break...
EAre toe rings & anklets still a thing?
E"You can rent baby chickens???"
EIs it read receipt or read receipt...
E"I swap out the button up shirt after a week..."
EIs there ever not a line to get gas at Costco?
E"Ohhh, that's what that screw went to..."
E"No, sadly I don't have three arms"
EI was already told not to use the winky face emoji...
E"It's Festivus, for the rest of us..."
E"It was a goat, in pajamas, on a leash..."
E"If I come out of this pandemic without an ulcer, it's a win!"
E"I'm moving out of the laundry room!"
E"That's it, my feet have officially rejected shoes!"
E"If you're moving your feet and swinging your arms, you're running..."
E"I moved from the bedroom to the laundry room..."
E"Now his weenus is infected!"
EI finally show up for a recording session and she (Sara) ditches me!
E"I'm the slow friend that people would push in front of the bear..."
E"They have a dot matrix printer..."
E"We were on a break!!!!"
ESo what the hell do you do all day?
E"I realize I have probably said the word like 18 times and we're only 9 minutes in..."
E"Vacation was canceled so we bought a pool and invited the family over..."
E"We're doing this!"
E"That's Brooks' new thing, he wants a Peloton!"
E"I never new Brooks was the "know what I mean guy"
E"Was Shaq in Tiger King?"
E"Meetings, phone meetings...you're flustering me"
E"I'm okay, we're okay, if we say it enough it's true right?"
E"I use the winking face"
E"I've been waiting all February for this!"
E"I really wish there was a video of this going on"....
E"So you're a liar and you're pissed about it!?"
E"If you could be friends with any celebrity who would it be?"
E"Where the hell is Chris?"
E"Who is this..."
E"My life goal was just to not eat one cookie today..."
E"Rule one, don't be an asshole..."
E"Why do I now have a Southern Accent?"
E"I'm the gift that keeps on giving all year long..."
E"Side note: I survived my wife in Italy for 12 days..."
E"Porlambkin.. it's a wonderful Thanksgiving Meal..."
E"Smells like ham and family arguments"
E"Fluffy, my snake...oh is that what the ladies call it?"
E"Oh they're just shutting it off... there's no more internet anymore..."
E"Hey Internet Friends, does this look like I need to go to the doctor to you?"
E"Did you just compare yourself to Steve Jobs???"
E"Red Robin is not adventurous eating..."
E“I'm going to be an international sex symbol...”
E“So you're just going to ride the elliptical all night long?”
E“Let’s lower our expectations...”
E" We went to a Korn and Alice in Chains concert..."
E"It was the biggest dildo I have ever seen..."
E"What's not okay to have in moderation?...hard drugs"
E"He's using the cone of shame as a weapon..."
E"It's the closest to having an infant that I will ever come..."
E"I was in The Big Apple... no one calls it that!"
E"Sara do people like me...?"
E"Smheetz sounds like a terrible band name..."
E"Spicy tomato soup is like literally the best thing ever, that I ever invented...lies"
E"What move did you just pull??...the legume...."
E"Is it boink or bonk...?”
E"Did you hear there's been an increase in UFO sightings?"
E“Oh my goodness, she’s a little she devil...”
E"His superhero outfit is legit awesome..."
EWe’re on vacation...
"It's about time it's all about me..."
E“Is it doodling if it’s on an electronic thing...?”
E“Taco Bell isn’t fast food, it’s soul food...”
E“I'm dying.... I think I’ve got a bad case of the man flu...”
E“I’m like lunchmeat, I’m always ready!”
E“I think we’re having a breakdown in communication...”
E“Let’s talk about everyone's favorite thing, no it's not sex...”
E“I found myself falling through the bridge...”
ERunning, Steak Dinner, Loud Music and Creepy "Dads"
E“How do I actually remove someone from a group text message?”
E“All roads lead somewhere”
EI guess I need to go on airplane mode?
E“You can’t just call a cookie pie!”
It’s Official
Intro- better late then never...