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Alessio and the Fire of a Thousand Suns

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Trust(ee) the Process with MSU Trustee Kelly Tebay Zemke
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From Camp Randall to the MASH Tent

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"I’ve seen it. I have the dvd. I’m so tired"

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Moral Victories Still Suck

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Covering the Line and Feeling ... Fine?

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A Sound(ish) Victory Against a MAC Opponent

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It's a Beautiful Week for Football!

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Very Special Teams

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I Want to Believe: The Defensive Preview

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Football is in the Air: Offensive Preview

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Will Jax Be Back? (Update: No)

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Football Ramp Up Season

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A Kevin G Jubilee!

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So What's the Delay, J? Kentucky Can't Pay?

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The Battman is a Joker

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Football Recruiting Quantification: is it Program Castration?

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Organ Failure, Israel, & Kevin G’s $800k Bag-Fumbling

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CRCW Constitutional Convention: Live!

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Plum and Grooch Fun Fest!

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No Longer a Tennis School

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NCAA Tournament Expansion + More!

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Bonk Me Baby One More Time

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Whelmed & Concerned

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Spring Showcase!

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Izzo Hates April

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Can't Have Shit at Michigan State

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Sweet Sixteen Bound!

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This Carr is Taking Us Dancing!

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Jeremy Fears Truther Podcast

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On My Child's Life

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Toasters in the Cold Tub

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Past the Hog Line

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We Finally Address the Salacious Rumors & Sports are Fun Again!

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Cheers for Fears!

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A Top 10 Tilt Against Michigan

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#1 Kenpom Defense Going Hard at the Rim
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Paul Davis Comes to Town

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Corncobbed

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F It! We'll Do It Live!

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Izzo & Kampe Sitting in a Tree...
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Road Conference Win & Moore!

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$401,000,000 Poverty Program

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G’bye Jonathan. H’llo Fat Patzgerick!

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We're Not Mad, We're Just Disappointed

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Misery Loves Company & Plum's Mustache

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Izzo > Cal

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Try Hard Awards

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Good bye J-Smith

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Forks Down (Our Throat)

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When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Stop Trying

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Overthrown and Overblown: A Breakdown-filled Break Down with Matt Sheehan

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Can't Read, Can't Write, Can't Math: An Empirical Study of Victory/Loss Correlation Matrices Based on Three-Way Transitive Relationships in College Football

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Jimmy and Joe and Down They Go

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X's and Oh No's with Dante Razzano

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Eckley! Eckley! Hey's our (Ray) Guy!

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From Lean & Mean to Fat & Sassy:  a Tale of 2 Halves

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Hot and Ready (for Kickoff)!

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MSU Hot Seats while UM Cheats

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Hold on to Your Butts: An Offensive Preview
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Will the Defense be Offensive? A 2025 Defensive Primer

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Kicking Off Football Previews (get it? it's a special teams joke)

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It's a CRCW F, Mary, Kill Variety Show!

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Teenage Boys and Conference Noise

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Allocating Resources

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Sweet Tea AD

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Jonesy Puts Izzy on a Pedestal

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Matt Sheehan Joins for a Papal Blessing!

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News! MSU is in the AD Market.

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No News is Good News?

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SD4L SZN

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“Business is always personal,” with Graham Couch

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Take a Trey, Leave a Tre

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Trauma Bonding

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It's Winning Time!

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Hop in the Carr, We're Going Dancing!

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Back.

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Let the Good Times (please continue to) Roll!

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Go Win This Thing

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354 Reasons (But a Chair Ain't One)

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Not Perfect, But a Lot of Fun

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Nothing Gold Can Stay

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The Best Week of the Year (so far?)

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Old Dogs Can Learn New Tricks

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Officially Having Fun!

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Grit in the Post and on the Ice: Here Comes 2025

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2-0 vs Western Michigan

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Portalpolooza & Rising Hoops Expectations

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Of Allyship & Sweater Gents

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Stockholm Syndrome

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Airing of Grievances

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Pur'Don't You Wish You Felt Better?

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Getting Wide Bodied (with Graham Couch)

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Teen Wolf: Junior Year

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Properly Forked

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Boston College Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

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More like Hawkbyes & Hate Week Aperitif

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Bye-bye Bye Week?

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Corkscrewed by the Ducks

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No Such Thing as a Quality Loss

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