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Can't Read, Can't Write — 354 episodes
Football is in the Air: Offensive Preview
Will Jax Be Back? (Update: No)
Football Ramp Up Season
A Kevin G Jubilee!
So What's the Delay, J? Kentucky Can't Pay?
The Battman is a Joker
Football Recruiting Quantification: is it Program Castration?
Organ Failure, Israel, & Kevin G’s $800k Bag-Fumbling
CRCW Constitutional Convention: Live!
Plum and Grooch Fun Fest!
No Longer a Tennis School
NCAA Tournament Expansion + More!
Bonk Me Baby One More Time
Whelmed & Concerned
Spring Showcase!
Izzo Hates April
Can't Have Shit at Michigan State
Sweet Sixteen Bound!
This Carr is Taking Us Dancing!
Jeremy Fears Truther Podcast
On My Child's Life
Toasters in the Cold Tub
Past the Hog Line
We Finally Address the Salacious Rumors & Sports are Fun Again!
Cheers for Fears!
A Top 10 Tilt Against Michigan
#1 Kenpom Defense Going Hard at the Rim
Paul Davis Comes to Town
Corncobbed
F It! We'll Do It Live!
Izzo & Kampe Sitting in a Tree...
Road Conference Win & Moore!
$401,000,000 Poverty Program
G’bye Jonathan. H’llo Fat Patzgerick!
We're Not Mad, We're Just Disappointed
Misery Loves Company & Plum's Mustache
Izzo > Cal
Try Hard Awards
Good bye J-Smith
Forks Down (Our Throat)
When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Stop Trying
Overthrown and Overblown: A Breakdown-filled Break Down with Matt Sheehan
Can't Read, Can't Write, Can't Math: An Empirical Study of Victory/Loss Correlation Matrices Based on Three-Way Transitive Relationships in College Football
Jimmy and Joe and Down They Go
X's and Oh No's with Dante Razzano
Eckley! Eckley! Hey's our (Ray) Guy!
From Lean & Mean to Fat & Sassy: a Tale of 2 Halves
Hot and Ready (for Kickoff)!
MSU Hot Seats while UM Cheats
Hold on to Your Butts: An Offensive Preview
Will the Defense be Offensive? A 2025 Defensive Primer
Kicking Off Football Previews (get it? it's a special teams joke)
It's a CRCW F, Mary, Kill Variety Show!
Teenage Boys and Conference Noise
Allocating Resources
Sweet Tea AD
Jonesy Puts Izzy on a Pedestal
Matt Sheehan Joins for a Papal Blessing!
News! MSU is in the AD Market.
No News is Good News?
SD4L SZN
“Business is always personal,” with Graham Couch
Take a Trey, Leave a Tre
Trauma Bonding
It's Winning Time!
Hop in the Carr, We're Going Dancing!
Back.
Let the Good Times (please continue to) Roll!
Go Win This Thing
354 Reasons (But a Chair Ain't One)
Not Perfect, But a Lot of Fun
Nothing Gold Can Stay
The Best Week of the Year (so far?)
Old Dogs Can Learn New Tricks
Officially Having Fun!
Grit in the Post and on the Ice: Here Comes 2025
2-0 vs Western Michigan
Portalpolooza & Rising Hoops Expectations
Of Allyship & Sweater Gents
Stockholm Syndrome
Airing of Grievances
Pur'Don't You Wish You Felt Better?
Getting Wide Bodied (with Graham Couch)
Teen Wolf: Junior Year
Properly Forked
Boston College Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
More like Hawkbyes & Hate Week Aperitif
Bye-bye Bye Week?
Corkscrewed by the Ducks
No Such Thing as a Quality Loss
"Give it Away, Give it Away, Give it Away Now"
Clear Eyes. Full Hearts. Can't Lose.
Finding A Win (Some Type of Way)
Were expectations askew? Talking FAU (with Graham Couch of The Lansing State Journal)
Especially Defensive
Will the Offense be Offensive? A Football Preview & More!
Guarded Optimism with Matt Sheehan
(Talkin’ About) Football is Back!
"That’s Moneyballs with an S"
Media Days & Summer Recruiting Phase
Redshirts, Recruiting, and Restaurants
Live! From Plum's Garage! It's Can't Read, Can't Write!
How to Parent by CRCW & Twitter Question Finale
Les Miles is a Goofus & Summer Twitter Competition Week 3
Big Happy; Big Mad & Twitter Questions Part Two
The Heat is On: Portal Rivalries & Twitter Question Competition
"Burning Down the House"
The One Where We Like the Portal
Portaling for Spite
A Diss Track for the Ages
Changing of the Hoggard Part Deux: Electric Boogaloo
"Looked Like Football Out There"
Commitment Issues
Not the Title We Want
Players & Portals & Pucks, Oh My!
Microcosms
Fast Friends with Matt Sheehan
Bet (You Wish You Won More Games)!
“If only we tried this hard all the time"
Past Tense Title: This is Terrible
A Good Week to be a Spartan
Izzo Goes Shopping for Adderall at Costco
1-800-700-CLUB
Live from Wisconsin: The Aristocrats!
Couched in Optimism - A Good Week for MSU
They Call Him Stevie Buckets
Northwestern Breaks Izzo: A CRCW Live Episode
A New Year & New Hoops Team?
An Old Dog Learns a NET Trick
Defend, Rebound, and Run
Maybe CRCW Should Hit the Transfer Protal?
It Pays to be Friends with Jonathan Smith (and his $10 Million+ Coaching Pool)
He Only Goes By Jonathan
A Weekend of Winning (Mostly)
The Buckeyes Ply Their Foul Wares on MSU
It's Not NOT an Emergency Episode
Winner, Winner, Husker Dinner!
Life is Pain
Austria
Hate (Ourselves) Week
Urban Meyer & The Blue Wall
Program Loss
B.D.E.
Is. This. Sparta?!
Mel Gets Taken to the Woodshed
This Game Against the Chips Got Us Fired Up
Hey, Y'all, it's Time for Football!
Graham Couch Said What?!
Hate in the Heart: Previewing MSU Football with @thiccstauskas
There Can Only Be One!
"They are Athletic. They are Young. They are Bigger. They are Longer."
They Drank Lagavulin Without Me (and other grievances and contrivances): The Alex Plum Story
Recruiting Rebounds & Off Grand River
Can't Read. Can't Write. Can't Believe it's Been 200!
Hold on to Your Butts.
The Stars Are Not Aligning
Protected Rivalries & Week 2 of Twitter Inquiries
The Washington Game gets P'cocked
Grooch's Wife's Boyfriend Loves the Ford Field Idea
Shemy Shemy fo Phlegmy
So, How 'Bout that Football Team?
Never Meet Your Heroes
Everybody Panic! Now! Post Haste!
"Michael is right, but only because he's losing the argument"
“We’re talking about practice! Not a game - practice!”
Tyson Walker is Back! Get 'cha MSU '24 National Champs Gear! 100% Guarantee!
Robi(y)ns Are Nesting in East Lansing!
Up Late Talking K State With Nothing Left To Do But Libate
The Green Machine to the Sweet Sixteen!
For the 25th Consecutive year, It's Time to Dance!
Kiss Our S (Twice!)
So, how about that Iowa game?
Stepping Back Into It
Thy Shadows, MSU
Mid-ison Square Garden
Unpleasant: A Mackey Arena Story
Yelling at the TV While Tyson Needs an IV
The Loyer Family Have Their Revenge on East Lansing
UM Gets Broomed, But the Big 10 Looms
Bring on the Big Ten Basketball!
Get Deeper with a CRCW Christmas Show Spectacular!
High School Boys & Hunter Dickinson Noise
Hardwood Happiness & A Gridiron Autopsy
Having a Thinker / That all of these Stinkers / Driving us to be Drinkers
Football is Over: Taking Our Final Els?
Over Overtime (with Graham Couch)
Forks Down: No Time for Bacon
It’s The Most Wonderful Time of The Year
Accountability
The CRCW Hate Week Variety Hour
Program Win :-I
They Get Knocked Down, Do They Get Up Again (You're Never Gonna Keep Them Down)
A Program Adrift, will it be like Chryst?
Please Row Your Boat out of our Deep End
You Tell Me What You Think Scheme Means
Payton Thorne & Mourn the Corn (Huskers)
1-0 & Tom Izzo's Dough
Rec Spec Review & A Real Game to Preview
The B1G Bag & Getting Defensive
The Big Boys Are Thin: Previewing the ‘22 Offense
NFTuck & UofM in the Muck
Talking X’s and O…my god another Top 100 recruit
Football Recruiting & The Lessons of Jabari Parker
Couch & The Dudes (More like 'Guys,' though, really)
Eight Star Boys & an Eight Star Podcast
From Sea to Shining Sea
GOOP! for Spartans
Big Time Recruiting is Fun?
Bentleys & G Wagons & Ferraris, oh my!
Closure: Coaching Hires & May Twitter Competition
Izzo Keeping it in the Family & May Twitter Question Finality
Roster Talk & Penultimate Week of Twitter Questions
Izzo Haunts the Podcast & Week 3 of Twitter Question Power Rankings
Handwringing About Hoops & A Week 2 Twitter Question Banger!
Football Happenings & Week One of the May Twitter Competition
Tom, We Need to Talk
Sprung by Spring Football
Spring Is in the Air & It’s Football Time
Question Marks Surrounding Hoops & The Gridiron
Hoops Offseason in Full Swing & Football in the Spring
Extremely Explicit: Reacting to the Tournament Exit
Tournament Time: Let's Do Some Damage
Thank You Seniors & Who Among You is Coming Back?
Who is This Team? A Humiliating Loss & A Massive Win
This Episode Slaps
Redemption Arc: Forks Down After Loss to Wisconsin
MSU Basketball Gets Sick Visiting Jersey Mikes (Arena)
Big Win over UofM & Keon Coleman with a Vim!
Big W at UW!
Defend, Rebound & Run?
If it looks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, it's a massive covid outbreak(?)
Ringing in the New Year Right: Breaking Down Three Victories
The Basketball Team is Finding its Groove & Peach Bowl Preview
Tracking Recruits & Previewing Hoops
Kenneth "Doak" Walker & Two B10 Wins in the Coffer
MSU to the Peach Bowl & it's Gonna be a Duzzi
Paul Got Some Office Furniture: The Land Grant Enters the Trophy Case
Forget Me Now Because it's Land Grant Week
Bounce Back: Toppling Terps & Taming Broncos
Bent & Broke/So What, Now What?
Paul Bunyan Wants to Keep Choppin'!
Hate Week 2021: Fear and Loathing in East Lansing
Don't Look a Gift Spittoon in the Mouth
MSU Offense Keeps Chopping & The Team on the Banks is 6-0
Spartans Topping Hills with Big Play Thrills
Lil' Red waddled to the Woodshed and now he's Dead
Kenneth Walker Attacks & Miami Cracks
Toodaloo, YSU & Miami Hurricane Preview
We Did it Live: a Youngstown State Post Game Reaction Episode
Tuck Comin'
Football is here! (and Scott Frost hates it...)
Hype Train Goes Choo Choo with the Football Offense Preview
Golf U & Defense Preview (Less Than Three Weeks 'till Kick!)
The Hundredth CRCW with Listener Guest Alex Plum (and loads of sports)
Stars Begin to Align as we Count Down to Football
Tucker Talks at B1G Media Days & Speculating on the Big 12 Swan Song
What You Should Know About Plum as a Host (Other podcasts can't believe it!)
A Little Newsing & a Little Musing (Just roll with it)
Elite MSU QB's Impress & a Crowned Twitter Question Marquis
A Five Star Man, an Elite 11 QB, & a Twitter Competition Finale!
'Cruits Become Commits & Herm Edwards' Dance with the (Sun)Devil
Coach Tuck's 2022 Spartans are Looking Peachy
Mel Tucker Throws a Rager: The Recruiting Dead Period is Over
Number of Wins this Football Season vs. Number of Shots Done Live on the Pod, O/U: 4
A full Spartan Stadium & A Stately Landshark Re-Dedication
Twitter Question Summer Spectacular & Two Empty Seats at the End of the Bench?
Welcome to the Offseason, Where the Topics are Ranging, and the Runtimes Don't Matter
Words that Probably Start with L: Emoni, Draft, & (Late Dantonio) Recruiting
Blossom by Blossom the Spring Begins (ends?)
Emoni's Scholarship Opens Up (LOLOL) & Spring Football Fever is Superspreading
Traitors and Tryouts: Dane Fife Heads Home & Spring Ball is in the Air
Launch Sequence Commenced: Rocket Blasts Off and Spring Ball Begins
A True Point Guard Enters the Chat - Tyson Walker Commits to MSU
Reflections of a Hoops Season, Chapter 1: The Aftermath
Cut Down the NETs - It's Time for the Dance!
MSU Punches its Ticket to the Dance!
We projected wins against Illinois and OSU. Honestly! (Don't listen to last week...)
Did the Spartans Crack the Code or is this Fool's Gold?
Iowa Immolates Izzo at Breslin & Plum Gets HOT (a Valentine's Day Special)
Let's Play all of our Games Against Nebraska, Please.
The State of Hoops: Not Hot, All Trots
Whitmer is become Death, the destroyer of UofM Athletics
"Play Freebird!" - A Week Without Sports
MSU Basketball 202: Application of Egalitarian Playtime Theory (Spring Semester)
Changing of the Hoggard
Santa Wears Red, Not Green on Christmas Day
If You Don't Love Izzo in December, You Don't Deserve Him in March & 21 Built Strong
Optimism? Thorne Might Be A Guy & Izzo Has The Marianas Trench For A Bench
A Taxonomy of Dudes & Guys: Izzo Over Duke and a Rocky Road Against OSU
Foster Loyer, MAC Destroyer & Top 10 Northwestern Gets Tuckered Out
Three Game Previews & the Truth About Baby Blankets
Mourning the Old Brass Spittoon, Hockey Talk, & Looking Forward to Basketball(?)
Iowa Something or Other & HOOSIER HATE WEEK, FORKS DOWN!!
Pauly B’s in the House, Watch’Ya Mouth & Wil Hunter Pays a Visit
Fumbling Our Way Into Hate Week
Bask, Ye, in the Aurorean Light of B10 Football! / For, the Mel Tucker Era has Arrived! / Rejoice!
MSU Football Defense Preview & Foster Loyer, Scholarship Speculation Destroyer
Meet the Guys: Previewing MSU's Offense
MSU Got SWOLE & Everyone Gets A Bowl
Gearing up for a B10 Football Season, the CRCW way!
Spartans will be Playing Good Ball this Fall!
Spit Kits, Dodging Bullets, & Participation Trophy Proposals
Bubble Up 'Cause There's Going to be Basketball!
CRCW Ménage à trois: Boycotts, Bubbles, & OnlyFans
The Show Must Go On: Langford, Recruits, & Power 5 Insanity
COVID (probably) Cancels College Football
Tillman Goes Pro & Henry Says "Let's Go"
Football Workouts are Sacked & We Get Hacked
2020 Hoops Rumors & Penultimate (July) Twitter Questions!
The Big Ten Football Fallacy
Basketball Recruits & Twitter Glory Pursuits
Emoni Bates Commits to MSU & Other Things (I guess?)
Southern Student-Athletes: Fighting Against Racism & Public Health
Grand River Quality Dairy: a Celebration of Life
The Beekman Cometh (with a nasal swab, twice a week)
Just Toss the Format & Let's Talk
Hoping for the Best & Preparing for the Worst: Spartans are Coming Back?
Xavier Tillman is 50/50 & Jonesy has trouble with the lights!
Is there be football? We Phone a Friend
B10 Hogwarts Houses & Special Twitter Guest
Spartans are Going Pro & We Cap off April Twitter Questions
We Created a Monster.
MSU Commits & XFL Reminisce
Dantonio's Attorneys cut an Invoice & Twitter Power Rankings: Week 3
Mel Tucker Reaches Out & Twitter Questions Power Rankings: Part Deux
Football Social Media & Twitter Questions Get Weird
Quarantine Crazies: THE Sports Pod for a Sports-less World.
It's Over & A Season Unfulfilled
Gettin' Balls and Coronavirus: It's a March Thing.
Izzo Izzos Again: The Spartans Are Clicking In March
Jack Hoiberg is the future & Mel Tucker finds his guy(s)
Basketball Aches & Mel Tucker Fever
Tuckered Out: The Search is Over
"Hey MSU, hold this L" - Luke Fickell & Jeff Jackson (probably)
Mark Dantonio Steps Down: Loss is a Fickell Mistress
A Tale of Two Teams & Cross-examining The Detroit News
Legacy, Dinner Guests, & Perspective
Cassius Winston: Assist Artiste & Ranked Rutgers
MSU Gets Boilered Up & Football is Stuck in 2016
Cassius Winston in God Mode & Mark Dantonio - Very Stable Genius
Two Spartan Wins & a U of M Loss: Ringing in 2020 Right!
EMU Deletes its Account, Terrible Takes, & Previewing the Pinstripe
Breslin Built of Bricks, Kids Sign Things & We Get the Schemmys (eww)
Pinstripes & Seersucker: The Legend of Joey Freshwater
Program Wins & Program Losses: The MSU Comedy
Thanksgiving: Thankful for Rutgers, Arguing about Bill Walton, and Coming Together with Dan Hodgman
Hate Week Defeat & #SpartansWill (Defeat Pirate Mascots)
Heartbreak & Hate Week
Revenge of the Bye-Week & Keeping up with the Kentuckians
Stevie Izzo Hits the Stat Line & The Land Grant is Gone!
Breslin is Booby Trapped & Penn State Preview
Bye-Week Basketball Preview & Mark Dantonio's Crimes Against Humanity
Brian Lewerke Is The Wildcat and What It Means To Be A Spartan
Ohio State Week and Big Ten Basketball Media Days