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Charlotte's Web Thoughts — 192 episodes
Charlotte Clymer and Feel Good Action
Charlotte and Allison Discuss the DNC Autopsy Report
What Young Men Problem?
I Feel Bad for Kim Davis
Chat with Allison Gill (MuellerSheWrote) About the New Pope
Trump Picks Golf Over Dead American Soldiers
Thank God I'm Transgender
My Convo With Shannon Watts on the Schumer Crisis
My Conversation With Julie Roginsky
The Least Likely to Succeed
You Ask Me How I'm Doing, Part II
My Live Chat w/ Shannon Watts
The Real Tribute Was Outside
Faces, Leopards, Etc.
What Are You Hoping Happens Here?
The Anatomy of a Patriot's Uniform
We're Talking About Bathrooms? Again?
Trans Youth Don't Have An Ivy League Advantage
Just Trying To Make It Home
Dear Mr. Bezos
Why I Canceled My WaPo Subscription
Hi, It's Me, from the Future
I Know Exactly What I Want for My Birthday
I Promise You Will Be Tricked by AI
The Show I'll Never Watch Again
CBS News Chooses Cowardice Over Journalism
The Kamala Harris McDonalds Conspiracy is Absurd
All That Matters is Stopping Trump
The Actual Problem with Mark Robinson's Dabbling in Trans Porn
The Possibility of Choosing Each Other
It's Impossible for a Child To Steal a Gun From a Responsible Adult
I Really Don't Care About Your Marriage
A Navy SEAL, a Doctor, and an Astronaut Walk into a Bar
Maybe Part of the Problem is Loneliness
In Praise of the Hardest Job in Arlington National Cemetery
I Don't Feel Sorry for Gus Walz
The True Difference Between Democrats and MAGA
How We Revere the Medal of Honor
Are Childless Males Hurting America?
Wait... Evangelicals for Harris?!
Thirty Years of Heaven in Provincetown
Why I Don't Care About the J.D. Vance Couch Jokes
The Man Who Fights for Every American
Send This to Your Relative Who's Worried About Imane Khelif
Should Your Child Read Harry Potter?
No, There Are No Trans Women Athletes at the Paris Olympics
The Courage To Be Kind in This Election
Remarks to Women for Harris National Organizing Call
I Shouldn't Need to Have Children to Matter
I Am Fully Behind Vice President Harris
Whatever May Happen, We Have a Choice
This is All Very Weird, Right?
Control Guns, Not Girls
How Could I Ever Not Love America?
It Doesn't Matter That I Like Joe Biden
Pres. Biden Needs to Campaign on Expanding the Supreme Court
A Late Night Conversation With MAGA Republicans
These Climate Protests Really Suck
The Curious Cowardice of Josh Brecheen
My Remarks at the Texas Democratic Convention
I'm Trying My Best to Focus on the Good
Why I'm a Pro-Choice Christian
I Hate to Be That Girl, But... Alito Isn't Going Anywhere
The Ballad of Lucy & Charlie Brown
Flags In, Flags Out
Remarks to Bonneville County Democrats in Idaho
The Unexpected Blessing of a Locked Cabinet
Blocking Traffic As Protest is Bad, Actually
Five Things You Should Know
The Art of Responding to Ghost Chasers
Five Things You Should Know
This Rapist Doesn't Care About Easter
REVIEW: "Cowboy Carter" by Beyoncé
I Think It's Great Boys Are Playing Basketball
Five Things You Should Know
Five Things You Should Know
The Casual Greatness of Adam Schiff
Five Things You Should Know
We’re Lucky To Be the Destination of Migrants
Yes, It's True, Taylor Swift is a CIA Psyop
Meet the Propaganda
Highlights and Gratitude from Another Year of Chaos
Francis: The Pope of LGBTQ Compassion
The Male Insecurity Over TIME Honoring Taylor Swift is Delicious
Review: Ms. Smith's 1st Grade Thanksgiving Class Play
The Next Contestant On the House is Far-Right
When Both Silence and Statement Become Complicity
Because Sometimes It Can Mean That Much
Opinions I've Formed This Year
Nothing Justifies the Targeted Slaughter of Civilians
Hamas Does Not Care About Palestinians
Nancy Pelosi Only Made It Look Easy
The Vivek Gambit
An Investigation Into Butter Cows
British Royals Snub English Women's Team
The Far-Right's New Protest Anthem Punches Down (Of Course)
A Little Closer to Grief's Perfection
What "Small Town" Actually Means
Greta Gerwig's "Barbie" is Brilliant and Fun
Please Read About Hitler Before Quoting Him
Because I Love My Country
When Lance Armstrong Speaks, Why Does Anyone Listen?
My Thoughts on Pat Robertson
Republicans Vote to Ban Children from Churches
To the Man on the Northeast Regional
What Target Needs to Understand
The One Thing He'll Never Be
Hey, Let's Elect More Lesbians
Remarks at ADL Together Against Hatred Rally (May 2, 2023)
Kid Rock Doesn't Know How to Shoot Straight
Former President Clinton Indicted: "Great Day for Democracy"
Haven't the Mets Suffered Enough?
It's Time to Ban Cis People From Owning Guns
When It's About More Than Cinderella
REVIEW: Ted Lasso, Season 3
The Phone
What the World Needs Right Now
Cross Your Fingers
The Junk Drawer, Vol. III
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis Announces Ban on Pink Floyd
Pope Francis Calls on World to Decriminalize Homosexuality
The '80s Movie That Few Are Guessing
A Quick Explainer to the Speaker Chaos
My Five Favorite Essays of 2022
Reflections on "Emily in Paris"
Actually, Pres. Zelenskyy's Attire is Perfect
When the Lights Went Out in Moore County
They Have Always Been Wrong
My Most Depressing Thanksgiving Ever
What We Need You to Understand
I Hate the Senate Bill and We Need It to Pass
The Junk Drawer -- Vol. II
January 17th, 2049
News Outlet Responds to Fair Criticism
The Junk Drawer -- Vol. I
What You Saw Was What You Got
Yes, Life Isn't Fair
Hopelessly Devoted to You
If Only Dorothy Had a Choice
Yes, It's True, I Cannot Get Pregnant
God Bless the Disarming Gabby Giffords
Midnight in America, Part 1
They Asked to Pray for a Trans Woman
Can I Ask: Have You Had Surgery?
Let's Help Each Other
I Think Ted Cruz is Lying About Praying
State Farm Gives Up on LGBTQ Rights
When They Say to Learn a Trade
A Son Not So Different From Yours
Yeah, Matt Gaetz is a Piece of S**t
I'm Not Leaving Twitter
You Can't Just Do Whatever You Want
The Things We Say at the Ballpark
The Best Kind of Midnight Conversation
Finally, Some Good News On Trans Rights
UK Member of Parliament Comes Out As Trans
Leading in the Nation That Kept Crying Wolf
Catholic Church Discovers Importance of Pronouns
When We Begin to Hope for America
The Joe Rogan Fiasco is Not About "Free Speech"
For the Love of Henry Greenbaum
Introducing... The Goods
Betty White Was for the Ages
History Out of Tragedy in North Carolina
What Christmas Means to Me
I Don't Care What You Call Gingerbread Men
The Dualities of December
The Media Coverage of Kamala Harris and Bluetooth is Ridiculous
Hey, I Joined the Board of LPAC!
The Obituary of Haley Gabriella Feldmann
Some Great News and a Black Friday Request
A Not-At-All-Stressful Guide to Cranberry Sauce
The World Must Know I Am Being Silenced
We Will Never Avoid "Culture Wars". Ever.
Let's All Take a Breath, Please
Giving Thanks for Breaking the Cycle
An Expert and Caustic Guide to PB&Js
I Don't Know How Else to Say This
Women, Pregnant People, and Fragility
When Bronze Yields to Water and Salt
Ageism and the Fallacy of Stale Dreams
If I Had My Own Summer
SEEKING: Bigot-sitter for Iconic Trivia Game Show
What LeVar Burton Means to Me
America: A Land Without Mirrors
Blame George Washington for Vaccines in the Military
Trans Panic and the Courage of Laurel Hubbard
The Expectations of Matt Damon
I never learned how to suspend gravity.
The Miracle & Audacity of Ted Lasso
They called me a girl before anyone else did.
7/2/21 -- Reintroducing...