All Episodes
Childish — 235 episodes
Episode 232 - Singing Our Way Through The Summer
Episode 231 - Don't Bet Against Greg
Episode 230 - Dance Moms
Episode 229 - Greg Grooms His Back Forty
Episode 228 - A Very Scary Hike
Episode 227 - A Trip to the ER
Episode 226 - Life Ain't So Bad, Is It?
Episode 225 - Sixty Is The New Childish!
Episode 224 - The Proud Parent Podcast
Episode 223 - Snow Day on Childish
Episode 222 - Human Milk and Fish Tanks
Episode 221 - A Safe For work episode depending on where you work
Episode 220 - Golden Globe Losers
Episode 219 - Personal Hair Trimming
Episode 218 - This Is Our Art
Episode 217 - Saving Private Rosen
Episode 216 - Greg's on Painkillers and Alison's on a Post-Halloween High
Episode 215 - Everything You Wanted to Know About Breastfeeding (And Las Vegas)
Episode 214 - Viva Las Vegas
Episode 213 - We Discuss Acetaminophen (pronounced uh-SEE-tuh-MIN-uh-fen)
Episode 212 - From the Rolling Hills of Vermont to the the Mosquito Pit that is Burbank
Episode 211 - Hot Hot Summer Episode
Episode 210 - Back to School and Off to New York
Episode 209 - Great News On Alison's Plumbing
Episode 208 - Owen 1 Wants to Go to New York and Owen 2 Wants to Get the Hell Out of Disneyland
Episode 207 - Alison's Hawaiian Hurl
Episode 206 - Happy Late Father's Day and Welcome to Summer
Episode 205 - Alison's Tingle, Greg's Bike, and Why You Should Read to Your Kids
Episode 204 - Call Me Before You Leave
Episode 203 - Alison and Elliot's Big Adventure
Episode 202 - Why To Have Kids
Episode 201 - Entitled Ladies at a Comedy Show
Episode 200 - Alison's Accident
Episode 199 - Owen's First Solo Journey
Episode 198 - We Are Better Parents Than Arnold Schwarzenegger
Episode 197 - Predictions and Resolutions
Episode 196 - First Podcast of the Year!
Episode 195 - Two Turtle Dove and a Podcast In Your Feed
Episode 194 - Less Parenting Is More
Episode 193 - So Much To Be Thankful For
Episode 192 – Greg and Alison Don't Get Into It
Episode 191 - A Collision To Remember
Episode 190 - Just Say Yes to Childish
Episode 189 - Greg Survives Alaska
Episode 188 - Alison Makes a New Friend
Episode 187 - You Know Us
Episode 186 - A Reunion for the Ages
Episode 185 - Wrapping Up The Summer!
Episode 184 - Greg Eats Ants
Episode 183 - Greg Learns About the Female Body
Episode 182 - Greg Is Fully Loaded
Episode 181 - Greg's Indecent Proposal
Episode 180 - We're on Fire!
Episode 179 - Post Mother's Day Madness
Episode 178 - Greg's Mexican Adventure
Episode 177 - Who Farted?
Episode 176 - Alison's Rite of Passage and Greg's Trip
Episode 175 - The Day From Hell
Episode 174 - A Proper Umbrella
Episode 173 - A Night in the ER and a Day at Universal
Episode 172 - The Kids Are Partying at The Fitzsimmons House
Episode 171 - New Year, Same Children
Episode 170 - Greg's Toxic Kentucky Fart (Encore)
Episode 169 - A New Kind of Thanksgiving
Episode 67 - Jimmy Pardo's Knob (encore)
Episode 167 - Finding Presence with Your Child
Episode 166 - Beware a Ghoulish Childish!
Episode 165 - Halloween Hobos
Episode 164 - Changing and Growing
Episode 163 - Greg and Alison's Hollywood Minute
Episode 162 - We're Back, Bitches!
Episode 161 - Her Name Was Mallorca
Episode 79 - Bob Saget (encore)
Episode 160 - Alison Beats Greg!
Episode 159 - Independence Day
Episode 158 - The Deep Web of Steven Weber
Episode 157 - That's A Lot Of Intercourse!
Episode 156 - How Low Can You Go?
Episode 155 - Pencils Down, Microphones Up!
Episode 154 - Don't Hit Your Kids, Seriously
Episode 153 - Keep Your Kids Off The Bubble
Episode 152 - Alison Meets the Fitzdawg Kids
Episode 151 - Keep Your Daughter Off The Pole
Episode 150 - A Wet and Wonderful Childish!
Episode 149 - Valentine Daze
Episode 148 - You've Got a Friend In Us!
Episode 147 - No More Adolfs!
Episode 146 - 2023: The Year of the Child
Episode 145 - It's a Wonderful Podcast
Episode 144 - Cold Winter Days and Hot Nanny Nights
Episode 143 - Do Three-Ways Count Twice?
Episode 142 - The Results Are In: Childish Wins!
Episode 141 - An Extra Spooky Childish!
Episode 140 - A Nightmare Parenting Moment
Episode 139 - Keep Poopin'
Episode 138 - Hitler Was Wrong
Episode 137 - Alison's Accident, Greg's Relationship
Episode 136 - Be Fitzy For Me
Episode 135 - Alison's Drinking Flies, Greg's Courting Controversy
Episode 134 - This Means War!
Episode 133 - Hot In Uranus!
Episode 132 - Father's Day Recap (Plus Greg's Newspaper Thoughts!)
Episode 131 - Greg's Moral Dilemma
Episode 130 - Tough Day To Do a Podcast
Episode 129 - A Racy Mother's Day Recap!
Episode 128 - Greg's Bootcamp and Alison's Poopcamp
Episode 128 - Aloha from Childish!
Episode 126 - Greg's Eighth Grade Alarm Clock
Episode 125 - Steak Eating Babies!
Episode 124 - An Exciting Message In Owen's Fortune Cookie!
Episode 123 - Two Moths Trying to Get Out of a Room
Episode 122 - Guns, Fleece, and Showtunes
Episode 121 - Empty Nest, Empty Toilet
Episode 120 - New Year, New Predictions!
Episode 119 - A Tasty Year-End Mouthful!
Episode 118 - Noisy Toys & Tik Tok Trends
Episode 117 - Thanksgiving Special
Episode 116 - A Lot to Take In
Episode 115 - Alison's Anxious and Greg's Contagious
Episode 114 - Hard Rock Nova Scotia
Episode 113 - Owen's Boogie Bubble
Episode 112 - Brawling Brothers
Episode 111 - First Sexual Experiences
Episode 110 - Greg Bombed And It's Your Fault!
Episode 109 - It's Okay to Be A Princess
Episode 108 - The Family That Tats Together, Chats Together
Episode 107 - Seventeen Minutes of Strength Training!
Episode 106 - Oyster In a Slot Machine!
Episode 105 - Twin Lobsters in a Lyft!
Episode 104 - Remembrance of Balls Shaved!
Episode 103 - A Honking Snake Seal!
Episode 102 - Be a Man!
Episode 101 - Alison Gets Annihilated By Greg
Episode 100 - Our 100th Episode Blowout!!!
Episode 99 - Greg's Big News!
Episode 98 - A Festival for the Senses
Episode 97 - Gender Reveal Parties Are Canceled!
Episode 96 - Best (and Worst) Places to Raise a Family!
Episode 95 - The Invisible Bicycle
Episode 94 - Predictions!
Episode 93 - Our Year-End Episode!
Episode 92 - Mrs. Fitzsimmons Wins Big
Episode 91 - Greg and Alison's New Look
Episode 90 - Election Anxiety and Platonic 69s
Episode 89 - A Big Tip for The Listeners
Episode 88 - A Covid-Free Episode!
Episode 87 - Oh No, My Feet!
Episode 86 - The End of Summer, The Start of Home Schooling
Episode 85 - Fantasizing About Divorce
Episode 84 - Greg's Guns and The Fart Machine
Episode 83 - Hose Storage
Episode 82 - The Prometheus of Blowjobs
Episode 81 - Blowjobs and Magnetic Poetry
Episode 80 - Big Bush Fetish!
Episode 79 - Bob Saget
Episode 78 - John Henson
Episode 77 - Baking and Gaslighting!
Episode 76: Your Quarantine Libido
Episode 75 - LeeAnn Kreischer (Plus Bert Kreischer!)
Episode 74 - Should You Get Rid of Your Dog to Have a Baby?
Episode 73 - Alison Gets Mad at Greg
Episode 72 - Baby Chicks and Guns
Episode 71 - The Upside Down V
Episode 70 - Banned Baby Names!
Episode 69 - Literal Pillow Talk (with Christina P)
Episode 68 - Let Go of Your Perfectionism!
Episode 67 - Jimmy Pardo's Knob
Episode 66 - The Honor System
Episode 65 - A Banana and Aplomb
Episode 64: Live from Sketchfest with Rob Paulsen
Episode 63 - Greg's Toxic Kentucky Fart
Episode 62 - The Wrong Hole
Episode 61 - Greg's Danish Crabs
Episode 60 - Happy New Year, Children!
Episode 59 - Not a Holiday Show!
Episode 58 - The Chicken Situation Continues!
Greg and Alison Switch Places!
Episode 56: 3-way? Yes way!
Episode 55: Maggots and Monkey Brains
Episode 54: Who Came First, The Hen or The Rooster?
Episode 53: A Chevrolet Built for Sex
Episode 52: A Tingly Episode
Episode 51: The Halloween Chicken!
Episode 50: Owen Calls In from College!
Episode 49: Next Time I'll…
Episode 48: Where the Babies Are
Episode 47: Potty Humor
Episode 46: Adventures in Skinny Dipping
Episode 45: Five Bombshells
Episode 44: Childish Live with Andy Richter!
Episode 43: Greg Sends Alison Into a Shame Spiral
Episode 42: Nudes, Sexting, and Greg's Virus
Episode 41: The Cult Next Door
Episode 40: Puppies and Potties
Episode 39: Two Mommies One Daddy
Episode 38: A Visit From Ray
Episode 37: EARTHQUAKE!
Episode 36: Alison is Better, Greg is the Same
Episode 35: Greg's Up, Alison's Down
Episode 34: Greg Pervs Out
Episode 33: Drugs and Sex
Episode 32: Getting Alison with Greg
Episode 31: Shit Your Parents Say
Episode 30: Old Sperm
Episode 29: Greg's Almost Gay Experience
Episode 28: The Biggest One I've Ever Seen
Episode 27: Everything Was Tan
Episode 26: A Fairly Classy Disco
Episode 25: Putting Someone in Your Trunk is Considered Kidnapping
Episode 24: Shit on the Welcome Mat
Episode 23: Spring Has Sprung
Episode 22: The Slamdance of Parenting Podcasts
Episode 21: I'm Clearly Not Good at Parenting
Episode 20: Drugs Are Great
Episode 19: My Owen, Your Owen
Episode 18: This is No Longer About Parenting
Episode 17: The Most Intense Sex We Ever Had
Episode 16: Go For The Sex, Stay For The Tech
Episode 15: Chock Full Of Baby
Episode 14: The Pregnancy Orgasm Strikes Back
Episode 13: Trapped In A Happy Marriage
Episode 12: YOU DON'T KNOW ALL THE RULES ABOUT MUFFINS
Episode 11: Have A Fun Life With My Husband, Marie Kondo
Episode 10: I've Given Up On My Marriage
Episode 9: A Glory Hole... But Much Smaller
Episode 8: Lightning Crotch
Episode 7: Give A Blow Gift
Episode 6: Shrooms and a Three-way
Episode 5: Netflix and Sleep
Episode 4: Your Germs Are My Germs
Episode 3: Babysitter's Gotta Have It Dot Com
Episode 2: Nobody Wants Curdleth Milk
Episode 1: Pregnancy Orgasms
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