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Childproof — 161 episodes

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Into The School Year

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Are We Raising Villains?

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3

K-Pop Demon Hunters Backpacks Will Ruin Us

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4

Summertime Sadness?

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5

Facetime?

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6

Baby Time?

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7

Toddlers & Teenagers

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8

Very Dangerous Butterflies

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9

Mom's Got RBF

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10

You Have Questions We Have Answers

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11

Parasocial Parenting

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12

Road Rage

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13

Creamed Corn

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14

Yeehaw! Email Roundup

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15

What Happened?

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16

Childproof Untold

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17

So Now It's A Problem

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18

Snow Problem

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19

The Never-Ending January

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20

We Have A Confession

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21

Books, babies, and Befores & Afters

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The Return to Routine

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Montage

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24

Basically Facetime

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25

Winter Break Survival Tips

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Holiday Email Round Up

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Becoming An Artist With Scott Sava

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28

Holiday Movie Review

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29

The Ghost of Holiday Spirit

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30

Yep Still Mad About It

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31

Stay Mad About It

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32

Hearing Vs. Listening

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33

Fire, Knives, and Other Things to Give Kids

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34

Decision Fatigue

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35

The Scariest Childproof Ever

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36

Email Roundup

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37

Complain Chain

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38

Over Protected

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39

Hello From The Other Side

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40

Unfinished Sentences

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41

Retro Parenting

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42

Independence

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43

Back To School Special

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44

Change and Challenge

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45

Countdown

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46

Mom Mantras

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Media Readiness

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48

Kid Bedrooms & Family Spaces

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49

Childproof: Rebellion 1776

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Bored In The House

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51

Are Movies Better Than Books? (Minisode)

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52

The Nostalgia Hits Different

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53

Parenting Fails

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54

Founding Drama (Minisode)

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Ode to Minisodes

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56

Mom Friends

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Summertime Sadness 2

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Summer Sadness

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Emails and Emotes

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60

Childproofed Hills

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Finding Out

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62

Sarcasm is a Love Language

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63

Person Parents

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64

It’s OK to be Anxious (sometimes)

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Dr Google: A Mom’s Best Friend & Worst Enemy

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You Don’t Like Dragons, Kid

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Chaotic Good Parenting pt 2

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Chaotic Good Parenting

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Howdy Y’all Email Round Up

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Mom Brains

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Empathetically Angry

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Back To Routine

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Not Goodbye, But See You Soon (And You'll See Us)

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Sibling Math & Tooth Fairy Lore

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Elf On A Shelf, Sensory Santa, & Letting Go Of Mom Guilt

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The Ultimate Mom Gift Guide

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Talking To The Turkey And Crying

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In the Eye Of The Hurricane, We Regulate

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You Win, But I Get To Be Right Next Time

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Show Me Where Floppy Is On The Feelings Wheel

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The Google Rabbit Holes Of Parenting

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We Are Not The Only People Here

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The Parental Paradox

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Our Kids Are Not Our Hobbies

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The Take-Home Folder Of Doom

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We’re All In This Mail Bag Together

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Breakfast Candy And Sprinkle Sandwiches

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A Very, Merry, Unbirthday Bash

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Hard Conversations Are Worth Having

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My Closet Of Requirement

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Goblins Go To The Zoo

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Ear Candy for the Soul Ft. Tim Kubart

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There Be Dragons

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New School Year, Same Backpack

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Glitter Is Not The Devil

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Ages and Stages: Boss Level

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Ages And Stages: The Saga Continues

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Ages And Stages: The Early Years

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I Don’t Let My Kids Win

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Why Is Her Butt So Big?

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Let Your Kids Get Hurt

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Don't Compare Yourself To Yourself

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Toothpaste Is Not Skincare

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The Birds, The Bees, And Vajazzling

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Eliza Gets Butterflies Ft. Phillipa Soo & Maris Pasquale Doran

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First Birthday Mail Bag

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Why Fight The Robots?

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Is It A Zebra? Or A Horse?

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We Look With Our Eyes

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You Need A Nap Ft. Dr. Sujay Kansagra

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Lower Your Expectations

112

Spring Break, Mom Break

113

Kid Spaces And Stuff

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Feeding Littles, Mediums, And Larges Ft. Megan McNamee

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Our TikTok Sensation Wrote A Book

116

Stop When You Get To Three "No"s

117

Pop-Tart Funeral

118

Valentines: The School Made Me Do It

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Lost And Found: Mom Edition

120

Story Time!

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Yes. Play With Your Food: Seconds

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Yes. Play With Your Food: First Course

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Unslam The Door

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Snowmageddon

125

New Year, Same Me

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The Gift Of No Timer

127

Ho Ho Ho MFers Pt. 2

128

Ho Ho Ho MFers Pt. 1

129

Ask And Ye Shall Receive: Email Roundup

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It’s Not A Phase Mom

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Momsgiving

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Activating Mom Wait Mode

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Normalizing Normal Ft. Emily Feret

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I’m A Bad Mom And So Can You

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This Is Halloween

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Expect Nothing When Expecting Ft. Jen Hamilton

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Why Does Everyone Hate Kids?

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Break The Cycle, Because I Said So

139

Puddle Of Pickles: Regulation

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Proud Parents Ft. Idina Menzel & Cara Mentzel

141

I Don't Make My Kids Do Homework Pt. 2

142

I Don't Make My Kids Do Homework Pt. 1

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Tidiness Is Morally Neutral

144

Sorry Not Sorry… But I Really Am

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There’s A Frog In My Backpack

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You Don’t Need Kids To Listen To This Podcast

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Allergies Are Nothing To Sneeze At Ft. Dr. Zachary Rubin

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The Toddler Grief Theory

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It’s Okay To Say “It’s Okay”

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It's Okay To Complain: Mom Rants

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I Love My Mom Guilt

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Find The “Why” Behind The Lie

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I’m A Gentle Parent Not A Gentle Person

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You’re Not Bribing Your Kids Enough

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Popsicles, Fireworks, Cantaloupe, And Ketchup (Summer Kickoff)

156

My Kids Cuss More Than I Do

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I'm My Kid's Friend, But They're Not Mine

158

Am I Doing Mother’s Day Wrong?

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I Yell At My Kids

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Are Routines For Me Or My Kids?

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Childproof (Trailer)