All Episodes
Chismosas and Chainsaws — 197 episodes
The Substance: That's Showbiz, Baby!
Knives Out: It Makes No Damn Sense; Compels Me Though
Zombieland: Enjoy the Little Things
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil: 3.75
Companion: Did You Jailbreak Your Sexbot?
Lamb: WTF Is This? Happiness.
MaXXXine: Producer Mia Goth
Smile 2: Still Smilin'
Better Watch Out: Some People's Kids!
The Lodge: Holly Jolly Gaslighting
Trap: Like Criminal Minds But Worse
Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horror: Descending into Madness
I Saw The TV Glow: You Won't Even Remember That You're Dying
The Taking of Deborah Logan: Don't You Have Enough For Your Project?
Abigail: Definitely Not Twilight
Smile: Not Your Average First Break
The Strangers: Because You Were Home
Stitches: This Clown F*cks
The Wicker Man: I’m Just Upset
Parasite: Peaches Remain Amazing
Psycho: We Love Janet Leigh
Talk to Me: Do Kangaroos Make That Noise?
Vacancy: Might As Well Go Through The Trap Door
The Boy: Just a Movie
Clue: Communism is Just a Red Herring
Barbarian: Baby Fever
Child’s Play: More Like Bad Guy Dolls
Freddy vs. Jason: Monster Mash
Season of the Witch: Kind of a Slog
M3GAN: Chucky Walked So M3GAN Could Dance
Gaia: Mother Earth Out For Blood
Scream 6: Who Gives a F*ck About Movies?!?
The Birds: That’s Not What Birds Sound Like
The Evil Dead: Go Green
Thinner: More Racist Than You’d Think
Annabelle: Collecting Dolls is Asking For Problems
The Thing: Poor Doggies
Ginger Snaps: A Ruff Time of the Month
Raw: The French Just Be Like That
Cube: Saw-esque
Little Monsters: Pay Teachers More
Paranormal Activity 4: Creepy But Not Sexual
Sleepy Hollow: Burton and Depp Together Again
The Menu: Hospitality At Its Best
Pearl: Some Things Never Change
Wes Craven’s New Nightmare: New Year, New Nightmare
Year in R3view
Velvet Buzzsaw: aRtSy
Happy Death Day 2 U: Here We Go Again
Alien: We Love Sigourney Weaver
Final Destination 5: Be Careful Now
Pan’s Labyrinth: Mercedes is Iconic
Cult of Chucky: Batsh*t Delight
X: Boobs, boobs, boobs
Beetlejuice: Goth Girl Supremacy
Hocus Pocus: Witchy Women
Evil Dead: That’s a Lot of Blood
Trick R Treat: It All Comes Back
Killer Klowns From Outer Space: Pennywise Who?
As Above So Below: Mind Your F*cking Business
The Purge: A Good Starting Point
Mother!: Why Age Gaps Don’t Work
Candyman: Almost As Good As The Original
Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street: Apparently Not CGI Blood
Little Shop of Horrors: Chaos and Puppets
Blair Witch: That’s The Same Movie Twice
Hell Fest: OSHA Would Hate This
Fear Street 1666: Goode Guys Finish Last
Fresh: Meat Cute
Fear Street 1978: Real Hot Girl Sh*t
Curse of Chucky: Back to Basics
1922: The Tell Tale Heart
Fear Street 1994: Zombies or Ghosts?
I Know What You Did Last Summer: Partial Slay
Scream 5: For Wes
Tusk: They Should Have Killed Him
Freddy’s Dead The Final Nightmare: Introducing Freddy-vision!
Cujo: Bad Pet Ownership
IT: We Love Eddie Kaspbrak
Friday the 13th Part 2: It Doesn’t Matter
The Conjuring 2: A Supposed True Story
Saw 2: Game Over
XX: Apparently Not Memorable
Idle Hands: An Underrated Classic
Southbound: We Love A Time Loop
Spring: White People Love Italy
Seed of Chucky: Jennifer Tilly Remains An Icon
The Woman in Black: Please Enunciate
Leprechaun: Introducing Jennifer Aniston
Horns: Look at Harry Potter Go
Freaky: Dry As Sandpaper
Creep: Don’t Help People?
House of Wax: Wax On, Wax Off
My Bloody Valentine 3D: A Product of Its Time
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5 The Dream Child: A Few Good Bits
Antlers: Lots of Screeching
Little Evil: Stepfatherly Love
A Classic Horror Story: Don’t Drink and Drive
Year 2 in Review: Electric Boogaloo
Black Christmas: Slashing Through The Snow
Santa Sangre: Boobs and Murder
A Christmas Horror Story: There’s a Lot Going On Here
Prom Night: Distinctly Mediocre
Ma: Wholesome Teenage Fun
Pilgrim: Bad Holiday=Bad Holiday Movie
Audition: Acupuncture Can Be Good, Right?
The Lost Boys: Insert Sax Solo
Thir13en Ghosts: What An Ugly House
Halloween Special: Scooby-Doo Has Never Done Anything Wrong
Halloween: Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife
Witchboard: Could’ve Had a Worse Time
Bride of Chucky: Jennifer Tilly Supremacy
Suspiria: Girlboss Energy
The Babysitter: How’d We Get to Colonoscopy?
The Old Ways: Close But No Cigar
Fright Night: David Tennant is a Sl*t
The Cleansing: Free on Prime and Still Too Expensive
From Dusk Til Dawn: Great News If You Like Cheech
The Lighthouse: Why’d Y’Spill Yer Beans?
American Psycho: I Need to Return Some Videotapes
Friday the 13th: Like It or Not, It’s Iconic
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4 The Dream Master: Just Let Me Watch These Kids Die
Candyman 2 Farewell to the Flesh: I Miss Helen Lyle
The Final Girls: None of Us Asked to Be Written This Way
The Wicker Man: This is Why You Should Leave People Alone
Midsommar: There’s a Lot to Unpack Here
The Omen: Take One For the Team and Kill Your Kid
Us: Let’s All Just Hold Hands
Paranormal Activity 3: Back to the Past
The Craft: It’s Fun, It’s Scary, Who Gives a Sh*t?
The Perfection: Two Girls, One Cello
Children of the Corn: This is Your Fault, Burt
Would You Rather: Actually I’d Rather Not But Thanks
Paranormal Activity 2: Haven’t You Learned Your Lesson Yet?
The Hills Have Eyes: Isn’t It Enough That They’re Cannibals?
Pet Sematary: Death is All Around Us
Hush: Maddie’s a Bad*ss B*tch
Tragedy Girls: I Feel Like They Should’ve Kissed
The Conjuring: Just Another Haunting
Saw: Don’t Piss Off Your Terminal Cancer Patients
Urban Legend: It Just Wants What Scream Has
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3 Dream Warriors: Welcome to Prime Time
Scream 4: Why Did You Say That, Judy?
My Bloody Valentine: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Bram Stoker’s Dracula: Lots of Boobs and Lots of Licking
Scream 3: Sidney Prescott Remains an Icon
The Amityville Horror(2005): All Confusing, Not Enough Scary
It’s Been a Year of This!
Krampus: Like Home Alone But Multicultural
Holidays: Our First Anthology
Anna and the Apocalypse: This is Nae Disney
Hereditary: A Family Tragedy
Get Out: Racists are Everywhere
In The Tall Grass: It’s Not Just a Boulder, It’s a Rock
Christine: Hell Hath No Plymouth Fury Like a Car Scorned
The Purge Election Year: You Don’t Watch a Purge Movie for the Writing
The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Nothing Beats Tim Curry in Fishnets
Halloween: The Film Debut of an Icon
American Horror Story S1 Halloween: Back When Ryan Murphy Had Original Ideas
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Delicious Roadside BBQ and Headcheese
The Houses October Built: Blair Witch But Worse
The Silence of the Lambs: Substitute Human for Beef
Final Destination 3: Reasons to Not Use Tanning Beds
The Shining: The Worst Social Distancing Experience Ever
Child’s Play: The Only Karen We Care About
Insidious: More Kids and More Demons
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2 Freddy’s Revenge: No Homo But...
The Babadook: Sometimes You Gotta Stab Your Mom
Paranormal Activity: Ouija Boards Are Never the Answer
Misery: Kathy Bates is an Icon
Happy Death Day: Men Aren’t Worth It
The Rite: A Little Too Catholic
Repo The Genetic Opera: This is a Biohazard
The VVitch: You’re No Good, Goat!
Prom Night: Every Movie Deserves a Choreographed Dance
Sinister: Reasons to Not Have Children
Carrie: Maybe It’s Maybelline, Maybe It’s Psychic Powers
The Human Centipede: Like Saw But Worse
Unfriended: Reasons to Not Cyberbully
Poltergeist: It’s Steven F***ing Spielberg(and Tobe Hooper)
Scream 2: At Least It’s a Scream Movie?
The Exorcist: Pea Soup for the Soul
Ready or Not: It’s Not You, It’s My Satanic Worshipping Family
Rosemary’s Baby: Guy(s) Sucks
IT Chapter Two: Just Jessica Chastain and 5000 Gallons of Blood
The Cabin in the Woods: Beware the Merman
IT Chapter One: I’m 11 so stfu
The Blair Witch Project: Stay Out of the Woods
A Nightmare on Elm Street: Just Johnny Depp and 500 Gallons of Blood
The Ritual: All My Friends Are Dead 🦕
Jennifer’s Body: Mark Me Down as Scared and Horny
Final Destination: Possible But Highly Unlikely
The Ring: How to NOT Defeat an Evil Psychic Child Ghost
Candyman: Bees and Hypnotists and Hooks, Oh My!
Scream: Men Can’t Be Trusted
The Amityville Horror: It Was The 70s and Children Are Monsters
Chismosas and Chainsaws (Trailer)