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CISO Series Podcast — 411 episodes

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It's Not That We Don't Value Your Experience, We Just Don't Want to Pay for It

2

Boards Love to Hear Jargon," Says Soon-to-Be-Fired CISO (LIVE in Boston)

3

There's Nothing an LLM Can Screw Up That the Cloud Didn't Do First

4

Our Data Security Policy Is Transparent in That It Doesn't Exist

5

If You Love Cloud Misconfigurations So Much, Why Don't You Marry Them!

6

Why Be Responsible When We Can Just Blame AI?

7

Can You Please Train the AI on Your Way Out the Door?

8

AI Confidence: It's a Trap! (LIVE in San Francisco)

9

Step 1: Deploy New AI Tool. Step 2: Discover Security Flaws. Step 3: Repeat. (LIVE in Orlando)

10

Back in My Day, You Could Get a Cybersecurity Job at the Corner Store

11

Our Theoretical Controls Work Great Against Hypothetical Attacks

12

Remember, Every Underappreciated Risk Is Just a Crisis Waiting to Be Discovered

13

Do You Think These Compliance Boxes Check Themselves? (LIVE in Clearwater, FL)

14

Why Highlight Diversity When We Can Just Hope You Don't Notice?

15

They're Less "Best Practices" and More "Sounds Good on LinkedIn"

16

It's Okay to Put All Your Eggs in One Basket as Long as You Really Trust the Basket

17

Our Security Team's Love Language is Buying New Tools

18

If We Can't Do Better, at Least Do It Faster

19

We Gave the CISO Risk and Liability, and Now They Want Authority. The Nerve.

20

When We See White Smoke, We Know We Have a New CISO

21

Take Two-Factor Authentication and Call Me in the Morning

22

I'll Show You Our Resilience Plan Once Our Cloud Storage Is Back Online

23

AI Is Very Efficient at Making Us Forget the Value of Humans

24

Managing Risk Has Been a Priority Ever Since You Asked About It (LIVE in NYC)

25

Imagine Scaling Mistakes 5x Faster. Thank You, Automation! (LIVE in NY)

26

How Much Risk Would a CISO Risk if a CISO Could Risk Risk? (LIVE in Boca Raton)

27

I'm Worried That We're Not Worried About the Right Worries With AI

28

You Can't Fall Behind in AI if You Never Start

29

Why Architect for Human Error When We Can Make People Feel Really Bad About It?

30

Are You Implying This Line Graph Isn't a Compelling Cybersecurity Narrative?

31

Our CISO Certainly Puts the Tool in Multi-Tool (LIVE in LA)

32

I Don't Just Guess About Effectiveness, I Make Educated Guesses!

33

It's a Little Hard to Evaluate New Solutions When You're Screaming "AI" at Me All the Time (Live in Houston)

34

Dear Abby: Why Should I Trust a Vendor Selling Me Zero Trust?

35

The Difference with AI Red Teaming is We Added the Word AI

36

Don't Worry, We'll Get to Solving Your Problem on Slide 87

37

Time to Choose a Security Vendor: Dart Board or Spin the Wheel?

38

Now That You Mention It I HAVE Heard Some Hype Around These AI Tools

39

Wait, SMS Doesn't Stand for "Super Mega Secure?"

40

We All Agree That Prevention Is the Best Advice We're Never Going to Follow

41

We're All for a Responsible AI Rollout as Long as It Goes as Fast as Possible

42

New Study Finds No Email Has Ever "Found You Well"

43

I Just Can't Communicate With the Business. I've Tried Condescension AND Derision.

44

Impressive! Our AI is Approaching "One 9" of Accuracy.

45

They Can't Hack All Our Tools If We Keep Buying New Ones

46

Cosmo Quiz! 23 Ways to Make Your Vendors Obsessed With Your Security Standards

47

We'll Worry About Recovering From the Attack Once We Ace This Audit

48

Once You Memorize the Manual, Our User Interface is Very Intuitive

49

Not Enough Hallucinations? Let's Outfit Your LLM with Another LLM

50

We Require 3-5 Years of Experience to Qualify for the Cyber Skills Shortage

51

We Can Either Build Resilience or Just Always Be Perfect

52

We Checked the "Yes" Box for Cybersecurity. What Else Do We Have to Do?

53

Aside From Text, Images, and Videos, GenAI Can't Fool Me (Live in Boston)

54

AI Isn't Going to Take Your Job, It's Going to Eliminate It! (LIVE at BSidesSF)

55

I Can't Choose. I Love All My Assets Equally.

56

Why Learn Security Fundamentals When We Could Just Chase Our Tails?

57

I'm Not Looking Down at You, I'm Looking Down at What You're Doing

58

They're Not AI Mistakes, They're Happy Little Incidents

59

Get ALL the Challenges of Cybersecurity AND Fewer Resources

60

Data Minimization Means We Don't Tell You What We're Collecting

61

Welcome to Cybersecurity: Where Everything Is Made Up and the Points Don't Matter

62

With AI, Don't Think Like a Hacker, Think Like the Whole of Society

63

This Security Control Is So Good We Don't Even Have to Turn It On (LIVE in Clearwater, FL)

64

The Security Incident Has Been Upgraded From "Ouch" to "Boiiiing" (LIVE in Orlando, FL)

65

How to Best Maintain a Healthy Work-Work Balance in Cybersecurity

66

Our CISO Might Be Virtual, But the Lack of Respect Is Genuine

67

All Cybersecurity Problems Are Easy to Fix… With Unlimited Time and Budget

68

Every Failed Startup Starts as a Dream for a Single Pane of Glass

69

Fix it? Let's Just Get Rid of It.

70

Zero Trust Purple Team DevSecOps Mesh: A CASB Journey Through the Identity Fabric

71

Our Developers' New Motto is "LLM Take the Wheel"

72

As Long as We Keep Moving the Goalposts, We Have a Great Security Culture (LIVE in Dallas, TX)

73

4th Party Data Breach? We Can Barely Catch the 1st Party Ones!

74

I Support Open Source as Long as I Don't Have to Invest in It

75

Ewww! How Long Has This Router Been in the Fridge?

76

Why Bother Helping Users When We Can Complain About Them?

77

Can't Our Employees Just Go Back to Stealing Pens?

78

We Take Software Security Seriously, As Long As It Ships on Time

79

Aww, Your Cybersecurity Concerns Are So Adorable (LIVE in La Jolla)

80

Once You Show Me Your Diploma, I'll Explain Why We Don't Gatekeep

81

Wait, We Can Prioritize Data Privacy Before an Incident? (LIVE at Stanford University)

82

Luckily, We Haven't Had to Adapt to Any New Technologies Before AI

83

We Need to Hire a Unicorn But We Only Have Budget for a Donkey

84

Who Knows What Evil Lurks in the Heart of Low Code/No Code? (LIVE in Los Angeles)

85

Once the Panic Subsides You'll Appreciate This Phishing Test (LIVE in Houston, TX)

86

Does Burying Your Head in the Sand Count as a Security Posture? (LIVE in Boca Raton, FL)

87

We're Lowering the Requirement for Entry Level to Just 8 Years of Experience

88

… And the Business Listened to the CISO and Everyone Lived Happily Ever After

89

Our Guardrails Only Fail When You Try To Go Around Them (LIVE in Seattle)

90

Our Cybersecurity Journey Starts With a Single Overworked Staffer

91

Red Flag? My Vendor Just Asked for My Mother's Maiden Name

92

Well, I Think My Relationship With the CIO Improved When I Took Their Job

93

I Said I Was Technically a CISO, Not a Technical CISO

94

Why Are Fortune 500 Companies Swiping Right on 3-Person Startups?

95

We Make Threat Actors Read Our Resiliency Policy Before Attacking Us

96

Incident Response Is So Important We Might Try Getting Good At It

97

Everyone Has a Zero-Trust Plan Until They Get Punched in the Face

98

I Don't Want Insider Risk. You Take It.

99

How to Get the Most for Yourself Through Altruism

100

Who Owns AI Risk? NOT IT!

101

How About This? Only Attack the Endpoints We Configured

102

The Post-it Note Clearly Says "Don't Share" Right Under My Password

103

Who You Gonna Call? LEGAL COUNSEL!

104

I'm Rewarding Your Successful Use of the Security Budget by Giving You Less of It

105

Ransomware? Why'd It Have to Be Ransomware? (Live in San Francisco)

106

You Can't Leak What You Don't Collect

107

Our Help Desk Plaque Reads "Over 100,000 Threat Actors Served"

108

Can't Talk, I'm Onboarding My Kids To Their First Soccer Practice (Live in Mountain View, CA)

109

I Really Shouldn't Have Agreed to Variable Rate Technical Debt

110

We'll Invest in Resilience as Soon as the Ransom Payment Clears

111

We Could Lower Risk If We Shrunk Our Business

112

Our Benefits Include Medical, Dental, and Burnout

113

Your Biggest Threats Don't Get a Ransom Payment, They Get a Paycheck

114

A Stressed CISO Is a Happy CISO

115

BREAKING: "Department of No" Upgraded to "Department of Slow"

116

A Threat Actor Just "Liked" My Dashboard Screenshot

117

We Can't Fail at API Security If We Never Even Try

118

I'm Stuffed, I Just Couldn't Take Another Credential

119

Is There a Konami Code For Cyber Talent?

120

It's Like a Trust Fall, But We Know You'll Hit the Floor

121

How Can We Apply Our Shadow IT Failings to Botch Our AI Policy? (LIVE in Clearwater)

122

Maybe If You Worked Harder Your Burnout Wouldn't Be Such a Liability

123

For CISOs, It's Less of a Golden Parachute and More a Pair of Brown Pants

124

Elvis Is Alive and He's Reusing Your Passwords

125

SSO No You Didn't (LIVE in La Jolla, CA)

126

This Security Crisis Is the Perfect Time to Tell You I Was Right

127

You're Not Leaving This House Until You Cover Up That LLM

128

We Got This Far Without Hiring a Prompt Engineer

129

Ugh, Lawyers Take All the Fun Out of Surviving a Cyberattack (LIVE in Las Vegas)

130

Dear Abby: Should I Sell to a CISO During a Cyberattack? (LIVE in Mountain View)

131

We're Not Home. Please Leave Your Company's Data After the Beep

132

Hey, Let's Merge Our Technical Debt With Your Understaffed Security Team! (LIVE in Miami)

133

I Taught DeNiro Security Theater, I Can Teach You.

134

A CEO's Guide To Ignoring Your Security Program (LIVE in Santa Monica)

135

Security Awareness Lifecycle: Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out

136

Threats In SaaS Are Closer Than They Appear

137

We Can Name 50 CISOs. Let's Give Them an Award!

138

C is for C-Suite, Except If You're a CISO

139

Part Man. Part Machine. All CISO. (Live in D.C.)

140

Is This Just Bad Or "Call The Feds" Bad?

141

Giving Slack Slack Will Lead Your Teams to Discord

142

Please Take Some Pens and Our Company Data On Your Way Out

143

If You Care About Security, Maybe This Guilt Tactic Will Work

144

5 Years Required to Write a Better Job Description

145

When Do I Fix the Toilet Myself or Call the Plumber?

146

Cyber Advice So Generic, You'll Assume It Came from ChatGPT

147

Vendors Are From Mars. Their Security Is From Venus.

148

We're So Special Gartner Hasn't Even Thought Of Our Category Yet

149

Who's in Charge of Stopping Stupid Ideas? (LIVE in Tel Aviv)

150

Password Rules Make Us Feel More Secure

151

Make Them a Passwordless Offer They Can't Refuse (LIVE in Denver)

152

After a Breach, Security and Privacy Are Very Important to Us

153

Your Lips Say "No," But I'm Not Listening

154

Failure Is The Likely Option

155

A Fireman? A Princess? How About a CISO?

156

I've Got Plenty of Risk If You Want More

157

What Kind of Challenges Do You Foresee In Firing Me?

158

I Wouldn't Trust Everything You Read… On My Resume

159

Can't You Just Pop Out of Zeus' Head a Fully Formed Security Professional?

160

We'd Secure Our Data If We Knew Where It Was

161

Our Security Tool Can Do Everything But Mitigate Risk

162

No Need for Chaos Engineering Since Our Architecture Is Always Failing

163

Why Aren't You On Slack Where I Can Interrupt You?

164

Fast Track Burnout for Your Cyber Team with Layoffs

165

We Look for Candidates Who Already Know Everything

166

We're Experts At Telling You To Fix Your Problems

167

_Saying_ "We're 100% Secure" Is Not the Problem

168

This Unwanted Cold Call Made Possible Thanks to This Month's Sales Quota

169

Adversaries Beef Up Their Shiny Object Distraction Campaign

170

21 "Dark Side"-Approved Ways to Threaten Your Prospects

171

Let's Pretend We're Getting Hacked. Who Wants to Panic First?

172

Today's Agenda: When Will This Meeting End?

173

Your Password Is Too Long. Please Shorten It.

174

Stir in a Little Merger and Acquisition, and Voilà, You're a Target

175

We're Here. We're Highly Unqualified. Get Used To It

176

Sound Security Advice That's Perfect to Ignore

177

They're Young, Green, and Very Hackable

178

Entry Level Position Available. 15+ Years Experience Required.

179

Get All the Stress You Want, With None of the Authority

180

We Built This City on Outdated Software

181

Wrong Answers to Revealing Interview Questions

182

Don't Make Me Explain This, Because I Can't

183

Where's the "Single Pane of Glass" to My Level of Stress

184

Cyber Sales ABCs: Always Be Creepy

185

We Take Security and Privacy Seriously… Seriously

186

How to Be a Security Vendor CISOs Can't Ignore

187

I Pity the Fool Who Builds a Homogeneous Cyber A-Team

188

The Cybersecurity Hamster Wheel of Getting Nothing Done

189

Who Do You Need to Trust When You Build a Zero Trust Architecture?

190

The Best Interview Questions and the Answers You Want to Run From

191

But I Spent All This Money. Why Are You Still Ignoring Me?

192

It's OK to Look Like a Cyber Hero. Just Don't Act Like One.

193

How to Market "Zero Trust" Without Making CISOs Cringe

194

When Good Decisions Go Bad

195

When Does an Exaggeration Become a Lie?

196

Yuck! Now Everyone Has Touched My Data.

197

"Bad" Security Practices That Really Aren't All that Bad

198

How Many Forms of ID Do I Need to Buy This Gift Card?

199

Why Does Your Privacy Matter If I'm Paying You?

200

It Sure Is Fun to Complain About Security Vendors

201

What Does It Cost to Prove Security Is Working?

202

I Have So Little. Just Let Me Control Access to the Mail Server.

203

Security as a Profit Center? You're Kidding, Right?

204

Finding That Perfect Time to Quit Your Job

205

Gartner Creates Another Category for Everyone to Ignore

206

A Look Back at Foolish Security Policies of Past and Present

207

Decommission Our Legacy Tech or Just Shut Down the Business?

208

Life's Certainties: Death, Taxes, and Violating Security Policies

209

Is It a Promotion or a Red Flag Telling You To Get Out?

210

It's a Great Job, But I'm Alone and Terrified

211

Instead of Increased Cybersecurity, Could We Just Order Less Risk?

212

Why CISOs Avoid the Dreaded "Request a Demo" Button

213

What's Next in Cybersecurity? Look at Last Year and Expect More

214

Are You Attending the "What to Worry About Next" Security Conference?

215

It's BAAAACK! The Return of "We Could Have Stopped That Breach"

216

How to Be So Awesome CISOs Can't Ignore You

217

Attract the Best Candidates with Crappy Benefits and Low Pay

218

If the Network Is Up, Somebody Is Violating Our Acceptable Use Policy

219

What We Lack In Security We'll Make Up in School Spirit

220

What's the Least Annoying Way to Follow Up with a CISO?

221

Why Ignoring Most of Your Vulnerabilities Is the Best Strategy

222

Why We Quickly Reject 95% of All Applicants

223

Security So Good Your Users Won't Use It

224

We've Never Taken On So Much Risk

225

The Perfect Gift for a Cyber Crook

226

"I Love Being Monitored Online," Said No Employee Ever

227

If We Don't Talk About Cyber Risk, Will It Go Away?

228

After a Breach It's Really Easy to Calculate Risk

229

I've Got Zero Trust In My Understanding of Zero Trust

230

We're Very Good at SAYING We Care About Diversity

231

Chances Are We'll Be Attacked the Day Before Your Vacation

232

Did You Get My Last Email? This One Has a Joke In It.

233

Hackers of the World Unite… When We Can Agree on a Time

234

Is Our CISO Doing a Good Job? Our CISO Doesn't Even Know.

235

BONUS Episode: Innovation Spotlight

236

We Want to Hire Honest People Who Think Like Criminals

237

A Quick Way to Tell Which Vendors You Should Avoid

238

The Ostrich Approach To Vulnerability Management

239

Sorry, We're Full. We Can't Take Any More Market Segments

240

What's the ROI of Nothing Happening?

241

Could We Speak To Your CISO To Confirm He Received the Cupcakes?

242

Make Your Friends Jealous with Our Hand-Crafted Passwords

243

Are You Asking "How Secure Are We?" or "How Insecure Am I?"

244

Tips to Finding an Incompetent Overpriced Cybersecurity Consultant

245

We Shame Others Because We're So Right About Everything

246

Will You Accept "My Bad" As Our Breach Response?

247

I'll Show You My Risk Profile If You Show Me Yours

248

How Much Charisma Do I Need to Push My Team to the Edge?

249

How Would You Like Your Cloud Misconfigured?

250

It's Only a Matter of Time Before We Lose Your Data

251

His Credentials Say "Yes" But His Behavior Says "No Way"

252

We're Experts at Finding Everything You're Doing Wrong

253

Hey Old Man, Go Rotate Your Own Passwords

254

How CISOs Make It Worse for Other CISOs

255

Excuse Me, What Bribes Do You Accept?

256

Holy Crap! We've Been Doing This for Three Years!

257

Something Stinks In Here. I Think It's Your Code.

258

Our Top Ten List of Vendors That Aren't You

259

Do We Have to Let the CISO Sit With Us?

260

Why Commute When You Can Stay Home and Be Overworked?

261

Pushing This to the Top Of Your Inbox So You Can Delete It Again

262

OK, I Get It. You're All Special Snowflakes.

263

What to Expect When You're Expecting a Network Breach

264

We Recommend a "Know the Right People" Certification

265

My Backup Plan Is Hoping My Cloud Provider Has a Backup Plan

266

Patches? Yes, We Need Stinkin' Patches!

267

I Think Possibly Maybe We've Solved Diversity in Cybersecurity

268

Unnecessary Research Reveals CISOs Hate Cold Calls

269

One Day You'll Grow Up to Know Less Than You Do Now

270

Would You Look at that Unrealistic Licensing Deal?

271

This Is the Year I'm Going to Lose Weight and Care About Security

272

Please Accept This Not-a-Bribe Gift as an Act of Desperation

273

Foul! That Interview Question Is Unfair

274

Why Do We Fire the CISO? Tradition!

275

Click This Link to Fail a Phishing Test

276

Our "Hope It Doesn't Happen to Me" Security Strategy

277

Hey Reseller, What's the "Value" You're Adding?

278

The People Closest to You Will Hurt You

279

When Should You Stop Trusting Your CISO?

280

Why Is 'Pay the Ransom' In Next Year's Budget?

281

We're 90% Confident We've Lost All Confidence

282

Networks Wobble But They Don't Fall Down

283

Why Don't Cybercriminals Attack When It's Convenient for Me?

284

Archaeologists Dig Up the Remains of An Optimistic CISO

285

Can a Robot Be Concerned About Your Privacy?

286

BONUS EPISODE: Innovators Spotlight

287

A Phish So Insidious You Can't Help But Be Jealous

288

Whether It's Vulnerabilities or Children, We Like to Pick Favorites

289

I Want to, but... I Just Can't Trust Your Single Pane of Glass

290

Security Is Suffering From DevOps FOMO

291

Enjoying My Blissful Ignorance of Cyber Vulnerabilities

292

Tell Me We're Secure So I Can Go Back to Ignoring Security

293

Request a Demo of Our Inability to Post a Demo

294

The "Do What We Tell You" Technique Isn't Working

295

Set It. Forget It. Reset It. Repeat.

296

I Need Resources to Free Up My Resources

297

We're Not Fooled By Your Diversity Theater

298

How to Tell If Your CISO Sucks at Their Job

299

How Will the Candidate Respond to "What's Worse?!"

300

"I LOVE Cold Calls", Said the CISO on Opposite Day

301

NYTimes Critic Called Our Security Theater "Unconvincing"

302

Why Am I Working Harder During This Pandemic?

303

I Have the Perfect Job for You (But Probably Not)

304

We Compensate Our Low Paying CISO Jobs with High Stress

305

Keep Pouring. I'll Tell You When I've Had Enough Security.

306

Facebook Personality Quiz Asks, "What's Your Favorite Password?"

307

Great Security Program! Too Bad We Can't Implement It.

308

We Promoted the Competition and Still Won

309

Three Years Experience Required for Sub-Entry Level Positions

310

LOOK! Freshmen CISOs. Get Ready to POUNCE!

311

Cleaning Those Tough to Reach Digital Identity Stains

312

Let's Just Dump On Zoom's Security and Offer No Solutions

313

We've Got a Dozen Features. Only Two Work.

314

Let's Ask CISOs If They're Concerned About Data Security

315

I Don't Need Anymore Advice On How To Work Remotely

316

The Department of "No, Thank You"

317

We Pick the Best Security Awareness Programs for Your Staff to Ignore

318

Buy Our Product. We Have No Idea What We're Selling.

319

We're Market Leaders in Customer Confusion

320

Last Chance to Vote for "Most Stressed-Out CISO"

321

Let's Blow Our Entire Marketing Budget at RSA

322

Empowered! Working Together to Pile on the Cyber Guilt

323

You're Mistaken. I'm Not Annoying. It's Chutzpah.

324

Revisiting a Whole Career of Cyber Screw Ups

325

Debunking the Misused "Chased By Bear" Cybersecurity Metaphor

326

We Put the FUN in InFunSec

327

We Lower the Security and Pass the Savings on to You

328

Ah, Here's The Problem. You've Got a Leaky CEO.

329

Trust Me, We're Using "Advanced" AI

330

Isn't That Adorable? Our Little CISO Has An Opinion.

331

Rest Assured, We're Confident Our Security Sucks

332

What Security Advice Will Your Family Ignore?

333

Do's And Don'ts of Trashing Your Competition

334

Get Out! The FUD Is Coming from the Inside

335

Say It Loud! I Didn't Read the Privacy Policy and I'm Proud!

336

I'll See Your Gated Whitepaper and Raise You One Fake Email Address

337

Rated #1 in Irresponsible Security Journalism

338

Cybercrimes Solved in an Hour or Your Next One's Free

339

Mapping Unsolvable Problems to Unattainable Solutions

340

Wait… What? Good News in Cybersecurity?

341

Serious Hackers Wear TWO Black Hoodies

342

CISO Confessions: "It's Not You. It's Me."

343

Getting Over Our "Security ≠ Compliance" Obsession

344

Open this Email for an Exclusive Look at Our Clickable Web Links

345

Like Fine Wine Our Vendor BS Meter Gets Better with Age

346

If Capital One Listened to Our Podcast They Still Would Have Been Breached

347

Improve Security By Hiring People Who Know Everything

348

Just Click "Accept" As We Explain Informed Consent

349

Who Are the Perfect Targets for Ransomware?

350

Passwords So Good You Can't Help But Reuse Them

351

Please Don't Investigate Our Impeccable Risk Predictions

352

CISO Series One Year Review

353

Worst Question Award Goes to "How Secure Are We?"

354

You're Not Going Anywhere Until You Clean Up That Cyber Mess

355

We Take Privacy, Not Our CISO, Seriously

356

Do These Jeans Make My Vulnerabilities Look Too Big?

357

Great Demo! Let's Schedule a Time to Ignore Your Follow Up

358

We Unleash Our Military Grade InfoSec BS Detector

359

What's Worse?! "Culture of No" or No Culture?

360

Our "What Not to Do" Security Selling Secret

361

We're Gonna Run These Pen Test Exercises Until You Turn Purple

362

Vulnerability Management

363

I'm Humbled to Tell You About My Prestigious Award

364

No Shirt. No Security. No Merger.

365

Machine Learning Failures

366

All Aboard the 5G Paranoia Train

367

Do You Know the Secret Cybersecurity Handshake?

368

If At First You Don't Succeed, There's Always Blackmail

369

When Abusing Our Privacy, Does Size Matter?

370

We're Releasing Security Studies of Made Up Numbers

371

A Pesticide-Free Podcast Made with 'All Natural' Intelligence

372

You Get a Private Network! You Get a Private Network!

373

Productivity Tip! Get More Done By Refusing To Do Anything

374

We're 99% Sure Our Malware Protection Will Fail 1% of the Time

375

We're Selling Your Data at Unbeatable Prices

376

We're the Ellen of Cybersecurity Podcasts

377

Introducing Defense in Depth: Security Metrics

378

You're the Expert, You Figure Out Our Software

379

Get Out! The Data Leak Is Coming from the Inside

380

Shoving Money Down Security's Bottomless Pit

381

Real Housewives of Cybersecurity

382

America's Next Top Data Privacy Violator

383

A 'Single Pane of Glass' for Ignoring Vendor Pitches

384

The Latest Unnecessary Stats on Marginal Security Threats

385

We Turn Our Backs on Cybersecurity Rock Stars

386

We'd Feel Safer if This Legitimate Email Was a Phishing Attack

387

Is This a Vendor Dinner or an Escape Room?

388

STAND BACK! We're Plugging In USB Drives We Found on the Ground

389

We Get to Know Our Bodies and Our Security Program

390

Why it's Critical for CISOs to Proactively Engage with Vendors

391

CHEAT! Best Practices to Win at Monopoly and Security

392

We Acknowledge We've Received and Are Ignoring Your Support Ticket

393

How to Help Your Best Employees Leave

394

I Wish I Didn't Post That... But I'm Glad I Did

395

Our All White Male Panel Discusses Diversity in Cybersecurity

396

Our Latest Product Release Includes Shiny New Security Vulnerabilities

397

Security Made the Mess. They Should Clean It Up.

398

BONUS: What's So Awesome About Being a CISO?

399

Job Opportunity: Unqualified AND Underpaid

400

How CISOs Stay Current When They're Ignoring Vendor Pitches

401

Use Your CRM. CISOs Are Tired of Repeating Themselves.

402

Ultra Enhanced Deluxe AI with a Drop of Retsyn

403

How to Choose a Bad Security Product

404

We Have the Silver Bullet for BS Detection

405

Is Password2 More Secure Than Password1?

406

Stop Asking CISOs if They Care about Security

407

Katy Perry Recommends Two-Factor Authentication

408

Your 'Go-To Source' for Unnecessary Cyber Terror Alerts

409

CISOs Don't Care About Your Funny Sales Pitch

410

Security Vendors Buy Their First Pack of Condoms

411

A Privacy Policy Written in English (Introducing the CISO/Security Vendor Relationship Podcast with Mike Johnson and David Spark)