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"Ignorance Is Bliss" Is Our Acceptable Use Policy

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Secure by Design. Ignored by Default.

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Why Solve Your Problems When We Can Just Scare You?

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See, Our Compliance Framework Includes a Checkbox for Resilience

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Why Don't You Tell Me Which Metrics Sound Most Impressive?

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With AI, I Can Now Be Pulled in 5x More Directions at Once!

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The Only Thing Worse Than Technical Debt is Newly Discovered Technical Debt

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What Part of Zero Trust Does Your Exception Not Understand?

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These Aren't Speed Bumps, They're Opportunity Ramps! (LIVE in NYC)

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It's Not That We Don't Value Your Experience, We Just Don't Want to Pay for It

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Boards Love to Hear Jargon," Says Soon-to-Be-Fired CISO (LIVE in Boston)

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There's Nothing an LLM Can Screw Up That the Cloud Didn't Do First

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Our Data Security Policy Is Transparent in That It Doesn't Exist

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If You Love Cloud Misconfigurations So Much, Why Don't You Marry Them!

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Why Be Responsible When We Can Just Blame AI?

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Can You Please Train the AI on Your Way Out the Door?

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AI Confidence: It's a Trap! (LIVE in San Francisco)

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Step 1: Deploy New AI Tool. Step 2: Discover Security Flaws. Step 3: Repeat. (LIVE in Orlando)

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Back in My Day, You Could Get a Cybersecurity Job at the Corner Store

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Our Theoretical Controls Work Great Against Hypothetical Attacks

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Remember, Every Underappreciated Risk Is Just a Crisis Waiting to Be Discovered

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Do You Think These Compliance Boxes Check Themselves? (LIVE in Clearwater, FL)

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Why Highlight Diversity When We Can Just Hope You Don't Notice?

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They're Less "Best Practices" and More "Sounds Good on LinkedIn"

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It's Okay to Put All Your Eggs in One Basket as Long as You Really Trust the Basket

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Our Security Team's Love Language is Buying New Tools

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If We Can't Do Better, at Least Do It Faster

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We Gave the CISO Risk and Liability, and Now They Want Authority. The Nerve.

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When We See White Smoke, We Know We Have a New CISO

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Take Two-Factor Authentication and Call Me in the Morning

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I'll Show You Our Resilience Plan Once Our Cloud Storage Is Back Online

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AI Is Very Efficient at Making Us Forget the Value of Humans

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Managing Risk Has Been a Priority Ever Since You Asked About It (LIVE in NYC)

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Imagine Scaling Mistakes 5x Faster. Thank You, Automation! (LIVE in NY)

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How Much Risk Would a CISO Risk if a CISO Could Risk Risk? (LIVE in Boca Raton)

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I'm Worried That We're Not Worried About the Right Worries With AI

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You Can't Fall Behind in AI if You Never Start

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Why Architect for Human Error When We Can Make People Feel Really Bad About It?

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Are You Implying This Line Graph Isn't a Compelling Cybersecurity Narrative?

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Our CISO Certainly Puts the Tool in Multi-Tool (LIVE in LA)

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I Don't Just Guess About Effectiveness, I Make Educated Guesses!

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It's a Little Hard to Evaluate New Solutions When You're Screaming "AI" at Me All the Time (Live in Houston)

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Dear Abby: Why Should I Trust a Vendor Selling Me Zero Trust?

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The Difference with AI Red Teaming is We Added the Word AI

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Don't Worry, We'll Get to Solving Your Problem on Slide 87

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Time to Choose a Security Vendor: Dart Board or Spin the Wheel?

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Now That You Mention It I HAVE Heard Some Hype Around These AI Tools

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Wait, SMS Doesn't Stand for "Super Mega Secure?"

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We All Agree That Prevention Is the Best Advice We're Never Going to Follow

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We're All for a Responsible AI Rollout as Long as It Goes as Fast as Possible

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New Study Finds No Email Has Ever "Found You Well"

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I Just Can't Communicate With the Business. I've Tried Condescension AND Derision.

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Impressive! Our AI is Approaching "One 9" of Accuracy.

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They Can't Hack All Our Tools If We Keep Buying New Ones

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Cosmo Quiz! 23 Ways to Make Your Vendors Obsessed With Your Security Standards

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We'll Worry About Recovering From the Attack Once We Ace This Audit

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Once You Memorize the Manual, Our User Interface is Very Intuitive

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Not Enough Hallucinations? Let's Outfit Your LLM with Another LLM

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We Require 3-5 Years of Experience to Qualify for the Cyber Skills Shortage

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We Can Either Build Resilience or Just Always Be Perfect

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We Checked the "Yes" Box for Cybersecurity. What Else Do We Have to Do?

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Aside From Text, Images, and Videos, GenAI Can't Fool Me (Live in Boston)

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AI Isn't Going to Take Your Job, It's Going to Eliminate It! (LIVE at BSidesSF)

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I Can't Choose. I Love All My Assets Equally.

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Why Learn Security Fundamentals When We Could Just Chase Our Tails?

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I'm Not Looking Down at You, I'm Looking Down at What You're Doing

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They're Not AI Mistakes, They're Happy Little Incidents

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Get ALL the Challenges of Cybersecurity AND Fewer Resources

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Data Minimization Means We Don't Tell You What We're Collecting

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Welcome to Cybersecurity: Where Everything Is Made Up and the Points Don't Matter

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With AI, Don't Think Like a Hacker, Think Like the Whole of Society

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This Security Control Is So Good We Don't Even Have to Turn It On (LIVE in Clearwater, FL)

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The Security Incident Has Been Upgraded From "Ouch" to "Boiiiing" (LIVE in Orlando, FL)

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How to Best Maintain a Healthy Work-Work Balance in Cybersecurity

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Our CISO Might Be Virtual, But the Lack of Respect Is Genuine

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All Cybersecurity Problems Are Easy to Fix… With Unlimited Time and Budget

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Every Failed Startup Starts as a Dream for a Single Pane of Glass

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Fix it? Let's Just Get Rid of It.

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Zero Trust Purple Team DevSecOps Mesh: A CASB Journey Through the Identity Fabric

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Our Developers' New Motto is "LLM Take the Wheel"

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As Long as We Keep Moving the Goalposts, We Have a Great Security Culture (LIVE in Dallas, TX)

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4th Party Data Breach? We Can Barely Catch the 1st Party Ones!

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I Support Open Source as Long as I Don't Have to Invest in It

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Ewww! How Long Has This Router Been in the Fridge?

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Why Bother Helping Users When We Can Complain About Them?

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Can't Our Employees Just Go Back to Stealing Pens?

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We Take Software Security Seriously, As Long As It Ships on Time

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Aww, Your Cybersecurity Concerns Are So Adorable (LIVE in La Jolla)

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Once You Show Me Your Diploma, I'll Explain Why We Don't Gatekeep

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Wait, We Can Prioritize Data Privacy Before an Incident? (LIVE at Stanford University)

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Luckily, We Haven't Had to Adapt to Any New Technologies Before AI

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We Need to Hire a Unicorn But We Only Have Budget for a Donkey

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Who Knows What Evil Lurks in the Heart of Low Code/No Code? (LIVE in Los Angeles)

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Once the Panic Subsides You'll Appreciate This Phishing Test (LIVE in Houston, TX)

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Does Burying Your Head in the Sand Count as a Security Posture? (LIVE in Boca Raton, FL)

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We're Lowering the Requirement for Entry Level to Just 8 Years of Experience

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… And the Business Listened to the CISO and Everyone Lived Happily Ever After

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Our Guardrails Only Fail When You Try To Go Around Them (LIVE in Seattle)

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Our Cybersecurity Journey Starts With a Single Overworked Staffer

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Red Flag? My Vendor Just Asked for My Mother's Maiden Name

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Well, I Think My Relationship With the CIO Improved When I Took Their Job

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I Said I Was Technically a CISO, Not a Technical CISO

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Why Are Fortune 500 Companies Swiping Right on 3-Person Startups?

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We Make Threat Actors Read Our Resiliency Policy Before Attacking Us

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Incident Response Is So Important We Might Try Getting Good At It

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Everyone Has a Zero-Trust Plan Until They Get Punched in the Face

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I Don't Want Insider Risk. You Take It.

108

How to Get the Most for Yourself Through Altruism

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Who Owns AI Risk? NOT IT!

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How About This? Only Attack the Endpoints We Configured

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The Post-it Note Clearly Says "Don't Share" Right Under My Password

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Who You Gonna Call? LEGAL COUNSEL!

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I'm Rewarding Your Successful Use of the Security Budget by Giving You Less of It

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Ransomware? Why'd It Have to Be Ransomware? (Live in San Francisco)

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You Can't Leak What You Don't Collect

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Our Help Desk Plaque Reads "Over 100,000 Threat Actors Served"

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Can't Talk, I'm Onboarding My Kids To Their First Soccer Practice (Live in Mountain View, CA)

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I Really Shouldn't Have Agreed to Variable Rate Technical Debt

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We'll Invest in Resilience as Soon as the Ransom Payment Clears

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We Could Lower Risk If We Shrunk Our Business

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Our Benefits Include Medical, Dental, and Burnout

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Your Biggest Threats Don't Get a Ransom Payment, They Get a Paycheck

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A Stressed CISO Is a Happy CISO

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BREAKING: "Department of No" Upgraded to "Department of Slow"

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A Threat Actor Just "Liked" My Dashboard Screenshot

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We Can't Fail at API Security If We Never Even Try

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I'm Stuffed, I Just Couldn't Take Another Credential

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Is There a Konami Code For Cyber Talent?

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It's Like a Trust Fall, But We Know You'll Hit the Floor

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How Can We Apply Our Shadow IT Failings to Botch Our AI Policy? (LIVE in Clearwater)

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Maybe If You Worked Harder Your Burnout Wouldn't Be Such a Liability

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For CISOs, It's Less of a Golden Parachute and More a Pair of Brown Pants

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Elvis Is Alive and He's Reusing Your Passwords

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SSO No You Didn't (LIVE in La Jolla, CA)

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This Security Crisis Is the Perfect Time to Tell You I Was Right

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You're Not Leaving This House Until You Cover Up That LLM

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We Got This Far Without Hiring a Prompt Engineer

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Ugh, Lawyers Take All the Fun Out of Surviving a Cyberattack (LIVE in Las Vegas)

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Dear Abby: Should I Sell to a CISO During a Cyberattack? (LIVE in Mountain View)

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We're Not Home. Please Leave Your Company's Data After the Beep

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Hey, Let's Merge Our Technical Debt With Your Understaffed Security Team! (LIVE in Miami)

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I Taught DeNiro Security Theater, I Can Teach You.

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A CEO's Guide To Ignoring Your Security Program (LIVE in Santa Monica)

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Security Awareness Lifecycle: Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out

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Threats In SaaS Are Closer Than They Appear

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We Can Name 50 CISOs. Let's Give Them an Award!

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C is for C-Suite, Except If You're a CISO

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Part Man. Part Machine. All CISO. (Live in D.C.)

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Is This Just Bad Or "Call The Feds" Bad?

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Giving Slack Slack Will Lead Your Teams to Discord

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Please Take Some Pens and Our Company Data On Your Way Out

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If You Care About Security, Maybe This Guilt Tactic Will Work

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5 Years Required to Write a Better Job Description

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When Do I Fix the Toilet Myself or Call the Plumber?

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Cyber Advice So Generic, You'll Assume It Came from ChatGPT

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Vendors Are From Mars. Their Security Is From Venus.

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We're So Special Gartner Hasn't Even Thought Of Our Category Yet

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Who's in Charge of Stopping Stupid Ideas? (LIVE in Tel Aviv)

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Password Rules Make Us Feel More Secure

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Make Them a Passwordless Offer They Can't Refuse (LIVE in Denver)

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After a Breach, Security and Privacy Are Very Important to Us

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Your Lips Say "No," But I'm Not Listening

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Failure Is The Likely Option

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A Fireman? A Princess? How About a CISO?

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I've Got Plenty of Risk If You Want More

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What Kind of Challenges Do You Foresee In Firing Me?

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I Wouldn't Trust Everything You Read… On My Resume

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Can't You Just Pop Out of Zeus' Head a Fully Formed Security Professional?

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We'd Secure Our Data If We Knew Where It Was

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Our Security Tool Can Do Everything But Mitigate Risk

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No Need for Chaos Engineering Since Our Architecture Is Always Failing

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Why Aren't You On Slack Where I Can Interrupt You?

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Fast Track Burnout for Your Cyber Team with Layoffs

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We Look for Candidates Who Already Know Everything

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We're Experts At Telling You To Fix Your Problems

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_Saying_ "We're 100% Secure" Is Not the Problem

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This Unwanted Cold Call Made Possible Thanks to This Month's Sales Quota

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Adversaries Beef Up Their Shiny Object Distraction Campaign

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21 "Dark Side"-Approved Ways to Threaten Your Prospects

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Let's Pretend We're Getting Hacked. Who Wants to Panic First?

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Today's Agenda: When Will This Meeting End?

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Your Password Is Too Long. Please Shorten It.

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Stir in a Little Merger and Acquisition, and Voilà, You're a Target

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We're Here. We're Highly Unqualified. Get Used To It

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Sound Security Advice That's Perfect to Ignore

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They're Young, Green, and Very Hackable

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Entry Level Position Available. 15+ Years Experience Required.

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Get All the Stress You Want, With None of the Authority

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We Built This City on Outdated Software

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Wrong Answers to Revealing Interview Questions

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Don't Make Me Explain This, Because I Can't

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Where's the "Single Pane of Glass" to My Level of Stress

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Cyber Sales ABCs: Always Be Creepy

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We Take Security and Privacy Seriously… Seriously

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How to Be a Security Vendor CISOs Can't Ignore

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I Pity the Fool Who Builds a Homogeneous Cyber A-Team

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The Cybersecurity Hamster Wheel of Getting Nothing Done

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Who Do You Need to Trust When You Build a Zero Trust Architecture?

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The Best Interview Questions and the Answers You Want to Run From

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But I Spent All This Money. Why Are You Still Ignoring Me?

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It's OK to Look Like a Cyber Hero. Just Don't Act Like One.

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How to Market "Zero Trust" Without Making CISOs Cringe

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When Good Decisions Go Bad

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When Does an Exaggeration Become a Lie?

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Yuck! Now Everyone Has Touched My Data.

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"Bad" Security Practices That Really Aren't All that Bad

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How Many Forms of ID Do I Need to Buy This Gift Card?

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Why Does Your Privacy Matter If I'm Paying You?

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It Sure Is Fun to Complain About Security Vendors

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What Does It Cost to Prove Security Is Working?

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I Have So Little. Just Let Me Control Access to the Mail Server.

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Security as a Profit Center? You're Kidding, Right?

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Finding That Perfect Time to Quit Your Job

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Gartner Creates Another Category for Everyone to Ignore

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A Look Back at Foolish Security Policies of Past and Present

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Decommission Our Legacy Tech or Just Shut Down the Business?

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Life's Certainties: Death, Taxes, and Violating Security Policies

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Is It a Promotion or a Red Flag Telling You To Get Out?

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It's a Great Job, But I'm Alone and Terrified

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Instead of Increased Cybersecurity, Could We Just Order Less Risk?

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Why CISOs Avoid the Dreaded "Request a Demo" Button

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What's Next in Cybersecurity? Look at Last Year and Expect More

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Are You Attending the "What to Worry About Next" Security Conference?

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It's BAAAACK! The Return of "We Could Have Stopped That Breach"

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How to Be So Awesome CISOs Can't Ignore You

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Attract the Best Candidates with Crappy Benefits and Low Pay

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If the Network Is Up, Somebody Is Violating Our Acceptable Use Policy

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What We Lack In Security We'll Make Up in School Spirit

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What's the Least Annoying Way to Follow Up with a CISO?

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Why Ignoring Most of Your Vulnerabilities Is the Best Strategy

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Why We Quickly Reject 95% of All Applicants

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Security So Good Your Users Won't Use It

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We've Never Taken On So Much Risk

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The Perfect Gift for a Cyber Crook

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"I Love Being Monitored Online," Said No Employee Ever

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If We Don't Talk About Cyber Risk, Will It Go Away?

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After a Breach It's Really Easy to Calculate Risk

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I've Got Zero Trust In My Understanding of Zero Trust

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We're Very Good at SAYING We Care About Diversity

240

Chances Are We'll Be Attacked the Day Before Your Vacation

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Did You Get My Last Email? This One Has a Joke In It.

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Hackers of the World Unite… When We Can Agree on a Time

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Is Our CISO Doing a Good Job? Our CISO Doesn't Even Know.

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BONUS Episode: Innovation Spotlight

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We Want to Hire Honest People Who Think Like Criminals

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A Quick Way to Tell Which Vendors You Should Avoid

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The Ostrich Approach To Vulnerability Management

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Sorry, We're Full. We Can't Take Any More Market Segments

249

What's the ROI of Nothing Happening?

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Could We Speak To Your CISO To Confirm He Received the Cupcakes?

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Make Your Friends Jealous with Our Hand-Crafted Passwords

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Are You Asking "How Secure Are We?" or "How Insecure Am I?"

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Tips to Finding an Incompetent Overpriced Cybersecurity Consultant

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We Shame Others Because We're So Right About Everything

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Will You Accept "My Bad" As Our Breach Response?

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I'll Show You My Risk Profile If You Show Me Yours

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How Much Charisma Do I Need to Push My Team to the Edge?

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How Would You Like Your Cloud Misconfigured?

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It's Only a Matter of Time Before We Lose Your Data

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His Credentials Say "Yes" But His Behavior Says "No Way"

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We're Experts at Finding Everything You're Doing Wrong

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Hey Old Man, Go Rotate Your Own Passwords

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How CISOs Make It Worse for Other CISOs

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Excuse Me, What Bribes Do You Accept?

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Holy Crap! We've Been Doing This for Three Years!

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Something Stinks In Here. I Think It's Your Code.

267

Our Top Ten List of Vendors That Aren't You

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Do We Have to Let the CISO Sit With Us?

269

Why Commute When You Can Stay Home and Be Overworked?

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Pushing This to the Top Of Your Inbox So You Can Delete It Again

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OK, I Get It. You're All Special Snowflakes.

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What to Expect When You're Expecting a Network Breach

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We Recommend a "Know the Right People" Certification

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My Backup Plan Is Hoping My Cloud Provider Has a Backup Plan

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Patches? Yes, We Need Stinkin' Patches!

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I Think Possibly Maybe We've Solved Diversity in Cybersecurity

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Unnecessary Research Reveals CISOs Hate Cold Calls

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One Day You'll Grow Up to Know Less Than You Do Now

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Would You Look at that Unrealistic Licensing Deal?

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This Is the Year I'm Going to Lose Weight and Care About Security

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Please Accept This Not-a-Bribe Gift as an Act of Desperation

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Foul! That Interview Question Is Unfair

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Why Do We Fire the CISO? Tradition!

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Click This Link to Fail a Phishing Test

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Our "Hope It Doesn't Happen to Me" Security Strategy

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Hey Reseller, What's the "Value" You're Adding?

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The People Closest to You Will Hurt You

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When Should You Stop Trusting Your CISO?

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Why Is 'Pay the Ransom' In Next Year's Budget?

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We're 90% Confident We've Lost All Confidence

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Networks Wobble But They Don't Fall Down

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Why Don't Cybercriminals Attack When It's Convenient for Me?

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Archaeologists Dig Up the Remains of An Optimistic CISO

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Can a Robot Be Concerned About Your Privacy?

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BONUS EPISODE: Innovators Spotlight

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A Phish So Insidious You Can't Help But Be Jealous

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Whether It's Vulnerabilities or Children, We Like to Pick Favorites

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I Want to, but... I Just Can't Trust Your Single Pane of Glass

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Security Is Suffering From DevOps FOMO

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Enjoying My Blissful Ignorance of Cyber Vulnerabilities

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Tell Me We're Secure So I Can Go Back to Ignoring Security

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Request a Demo of Our Inability to Post a Demo

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The "Do What We Tell You" Technique Isn't Working

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Set It. Forget It. Reset It. Repeat.

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I Need Resources to Free Up My Resources

306

We're Not Fooled By Your Diversity Theater

307

How to Tell If Your CISO Sucks at Their Job

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How Will the Candidate Respond to "What's Worse?!"

309

"I LOVE Cold Calls", Said the CISO on Opposite Day

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NYTimes Critic Called Our Security Theater "Unconvincing"

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Why Am I Working Harder During This Pandemic?

312

I Have the Perfect Job for You (But Probably Not)

313

We Compensate Our Low Paying CISO Jobs with High Stress

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Keep Pouring. I'll Tell You When I've Had Enough Security.

315

Facebook Personality Quiz Asks, "What's Your Favorite Password?"

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Great Security Program! Too Bad We Can't Implement It.

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We Promoted the Competition and Still Won

318

Three Years Experience Required for Sub-Entry Level Positions

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LOOK! Freshmen CISOs. Get Ready to POUNCE!

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Cleaning Those Tough to Reach Digital Identity Stains

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Let's Just Dump On Zoom's Security and Offer No Solutions

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We've Got a Dozen Features. Only Two Work.

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Let's Ask CISOs If They're Concerned About Data Security

324

I Don't Need Anymore Advice On How To Work Remotely

325

The Department of "No, Thank You"

326

We Pick the Best Security Awareness Programs for Your Staff to Ignore

327

Buy Our Product. We Have No Idea What We're Selling.

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We're Market Leaders in Customer Confusion

329

Last Chance to Vote for "Most Stressed-Out CISO"

330

Let's Blow Our Entire Marketing Budget at RSA

331

Empowered! Working Together to Pile on the Cyber Guilt

332

You're Mistaken. I'm Not Annoying. It's Chutzpah.

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Revisiting a Whole Career of Cyber Screw Ups

334

Debunking the Misused "Chased By Bear" Cybersecurity Metaphor

335

We Put the FUN in InFunSec

336

We Lower the Security and Pass the Savings on to You

337

Ah, Here's The Problem. You've Got a Leaky CEO.

338

Trust Me, We're Using "Advanced" AI

339

Isn't That Adorable? Our Little CISO Has An Opinion.

340

Rest Assured, We're Confident Our Security Sucks

341

What Security Advice Will Your Family Ignore?

342

Do's And Don'ts of Trashing Your Competition

343

Get Out! The FUD Is Coming from the Inside

344

Say It Loud! I Didn't Read the Privacy Policy and I'm Proud!

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I'll See Your Gated Whitepaper and Raise You One Fake Email Address

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Rated #1 in Irresponsible Security Journalism

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Cybercrimes Solved in an Hour or Your Next One's Free

348

Mapping Unsolvable Problems to Unattainable Solutions

349

Wait… What? Good News in Cybersecurity?

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Serious Hackers Wear TWO Black Hoodies

351

CISO Confessions: "It's Not You. It's Me."

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Getting Over Our "Security ≠ Compliance" Obsession

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Open this Email for an Exclusive Look at Our Clickable Web Links

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Like Fine Wine Our Vendor BS Meter Gets Better with Age

355

If Capital One Listened to Our Podcast They Still Would Have Been Breached

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Improve Security By Hiring People Who Know Everything

357

Just Click "Accept" As We Explain Informed Consent

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Who Are the Perfect Targets for Ransomware?

359

Passwords So Good You Can't Help But Reuse Them

360

Please Don't Investigate Our Impeccable Risk Predictions

361

CISO Series One Year Review

362

Worst Question Award Goes to "How Secure Are We?"

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You're Not Going Anywhere Until You Clean Up That Cyber Mess

364

We Take Privacy, Not Our CISO, Seriously

365

Do These Jeans Make My Vulnerabilities Look Too Big?

366

Great Demo! Let's Schedule a Time to Ignore Your Follow Up

367

We Unleash Our Military Grade InfoSec BS Detector

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What's Worse?! "Culture of No" or No Culture?

369

Our "What Not to Do" Security Selling Secret

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We're Gonna Run These Pen Test Exercises Until You Turn Purple

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Vulnerability Management

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I'm Humbled to Tell You About My Prestigious Award

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No Shirt. No Security. No Merger.

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Machine Learning Failures

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All Aboard the 5G Paranoia Train

376

Do You Know the Secret Cybersecurity Handshake?

377

If At First You Don't Succeed, There's Always Blackmail

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When Abusing Our Privacy, Does Size Matter?

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We're Releasing Security Studies of Made Up Numbers

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A Pesticide-Free Podcast Made with 'All Natural' Intelligence

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You Get a Private Network! You Get a Private Network!

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Productivity Tip! Get More Done By Refusing To Do Anything

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We're 99% Sure Our Malware Protection Will Fail 1% of the Time

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We're Selling Your Data at Unbeatable Prices

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We're the Ellen of Cybersecurity Podcasts

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Introducing Defense in Depth: Security Metrics

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You're the Expert, You Figure Out Our Software

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Get Out! The Data Leak Is Coming from the Inside

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Shoving Money Down Security's Bottomless Pit

390

Real Housewives of Cybersecurity

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America's Next Top Data Privacy Violator

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A 'Single Pane of Glass' for Ignoring Vendor Pitches

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The Latest Unnecessary Stats on Marginal Security Threats

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We Turn Our Backs on Cybersecurity Rock Stars

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We'd Feel Safer if This Legitimate Email Was a Phishing Attack

396

Is This a Vendor Dinner or an Escape Room?

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STAND BACK! We're Plugging In USB Drives We Found on the Ground

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We Get to Know Our Bodies and Our Security Program

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Why it's Critical for CISOs to Proactively Engage with Vendors

400

CHEAT! Best Practices to Win at Monopoly and Security

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We Acknowledge We've Received and Are Ignoring Your Support Ticket

402

How to Help Your Best Employees Leave

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I Wish I Didn't Post That... But I'm Glad I Did

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Our All White Male Panel Discusses Diversity in Cybersecurity

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Our Latest Product Release Includes Shiny New Security Vulnerabilities

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Security Made the Mess. They Should Clean It Up.

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BONUS: What's So Awesome About Being a CISO?

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Job Opportunity: Unqualified AND Underpaid

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How CISOs Stay Current When They're Ignoring Vendor Pitches

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Use Your CRM. CISOs Are Tired of Repeating Themselves.

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Ultra Enhanced Deluxe AI with a Drop of Retsyn

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How to Choose a Bad Security Product

413

We Have the Silver Bullet for BS Detection

414

Is Password2 More Secure Than Password1?

415

Stop Asking CISOs if They Care about Security

416

Katy Perry Recommends Two-Factor Authentication

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Your 'Go-To Source' for Unnecessary Cyber Terror Alerts

418

CISOs Don't Care About Your Funny Sales Pitch

419

Security Vendors Buy Their First Pack of Condoms

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A Privacy Policy Written in English (Introducing the CISO/Security Vendor Relationship Podcast with Mike Johnson and David Spark)