All Episodes

278: Marie Kondo'ing Your Notifications

277: Say Hello to Your Little Friend

276: That's Not a Place You Want Cameras

275: So Many Guinea Pigs on Facebook

274: I Don’t Have a Dog! I Don’t Wear Glasses!

273: I'm in Troubletown

272: I’m Aware I’m Beyond Help

271: I'll Be Backed Up

270: The Clockwise Lounge

269: Mwah, Chef's Kiss!

268: Wi-Pie

267: A Belligerent Platypus on Steroids

266: I’m in Dongle Heck

265: The Least-Egregious Sin

264: In the Parlance of Today

263: Down With the System, Man!

262: What If It's a Tiger?

261: One of Those Vinyl People

260: I Don't Even Have a Suction Cup

259: Like Android, But Prettier

258: I'm Petty and I Want My Colors

257: Prison Spotlight

256: A High Stakes Podcast

255: Reverse Sherlocked

254: Gigs and Teras of Flop Data

253: Creepy Beating Heart

252: I'm Not Alone in My Monsterdom

251: That's Literally the Thing That I Want

250: Bring Us The Dogmoji

249: Six Years from Today

248: Six Filters Was All We Needed in My Day

247: It's What the Kids Want

246: Things That Control Other Things

245: Guinea Pig Hate Mail

244: The Smooshing of Everything

243: Under the Steps of a Drunken Giant

242: A Sock For Everything

241: I'm a Mostly Terrible Person

240: Just the Downfall of Humanity

239: Clippy Wearing a Stethoscope

238: A Much Larger and Possibly Stupider World

237: We Call Those Features

236: Audible Cringe

235: Scientific Cannibalism

234: All The Great Blasphemous Shows

233: Betray Me as a Consumerist Fool

232: I Already Don't Think Money is Real

231: Digital Okies

230: An Adult With a Credit Card

229: Nine Different News Apps

228: Wrong Robot Name

227: The Oprah of Apps

226: Where Are My Little Ears?!

225: Every Feeling Has Been Felt Already

224: Hypothetical Hoarding

223: Self-Driving Toilet

222: Big Banana Fingers

221: I'm Calling HR

220: What Is Wrong With Everyone?

219: Access to Tim Cook's Checkbook

218: The World is Our Oyster

217: I Live in a Robot Shop of Horrors

216: Patience and Bourbon

215: Exactly What A Spy Would Say

214: The Table is Totally Irrelevant

213: Case by Case Basis

212: The Leaks are Coming From Inside the House

211: Don't Want People to See All My Trees

210: Sweet, Sweet Caffeine

209: Fancy Carbs

208: Even Mantis Shrimps Can't See It

207: The 'C' Stands for Caveman

206: The Safari Bandwagon

205: Candy-Coated Vegetables

204: I'm Having an Existential Crisis Over Here

203: Spacetastic

202: Explode a Knee

201: We Hate Boredom but Don't Like Change

200: Inbox Infinite

199: I Don't Really Want to Find My Friends

198: Fire Bad, Trees Good

197: So Much of Your Life is a Lie

196: I'm Taking My Face Off the Internet

195: Clearly You're Both Wrong

194: Full-Time Icon Designer

193: Just Say No to Cash

192: This is Why I Left

191: So Many Dusty Shelves

190: McGruff the Password Dog

189: Her Cuneiform is Top Notch

188: Also Called a Phone Call

187: On the Phone I'm a Monster

186: Project Me on a Hologram

185: Add Things to Things

184: My Hands Smell Delightful

183: The Mystery Machine

182: Sorry, My Brain Crashed

181: A List of Things That Don't Happen

180: Stargate Problem

179: So Many People Are Bad