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Closet Confessions — 97 episodes
The Best of Your Confessions Part 2
The Best of Your Confessions Part 1
Your Confessions… “I cancelled their holiday”
It’s not all stiff wigs and ski trips
Your Confessions… “Am I Being An Unsupportive Friend?”
Pivot like you’re playing netball
Your Confessions… “GET OUT (The Movie)”
I’m GOING TO JAIL
Your Confessions… “My mom is dating a man my age and I can't stand him”
You’re jealous and it stinks
Your Confessions… “I just found out why my dad refused to teach me his native language”
It’s giving Black Mirror
Your Confessions… ‘Eat sh*t… literally’
Dealing with the green-eyed monster…
Your Confessions… “Worst Valentine's Gift Ever”
Don’t sit there with your scotch eggs
Your Confessions… “My best friend is befriending my other friends”
Act on those red flags NOW
Your Confessions… “Accordion Balls”
We almost quit the podcast
Your Confessions… “I hate my marriage”
Exiting the internet
Your Confessions… “Tell them or Ditch them?”
THE AGE OF AQUARIUS
Ok MC pheromones!
Your Confessions… “What about me?”
2024 is the year of DISCIPLINE
Your Confessions… “I’m ready to cut off the entire family and I don’t know where to start”
The person on the pedestal is a piece of...
Your Confessions… "I don’t want to spend the holidays with my in-laws”
The scariest type of man
Your Confessions… “A breakup with huge consequences”
I’m a legacy simp!
Your Confessions…“Cousin Lover”
Poopy particles
Your Confessions… “Married to a stranger”
Never trust your Close Friends list
Your Confessions… “Sleeping with my Dad’s best friend’s nephew”
See it, say it, SORTED
Your Confessions… “Why do men do this?”
Let’s offer a new perspective
Your Confessions… “Am I crazy or did he cause this?”
It’s ASK-firmations not affirmations
Your Confessions… “Pisces empathy should come with ear plugs”
Going on strike
Your Confessions… 'Bedroom Bully in my head, but I can’t initiate sex’
My car is for the shops, not the motorway
Your Confessions… "I took bereavement to get away from my boss"
As a pet parent, he exclusively knows he’s black
Your Confessions…“I think sex is ruining potential relationships”
The Tarot Card Avengers
Your Confessions… “End of a friendship?”
It's giving Succession (Wet Tommy Wambsgans)
Your Confessions… “I had to break up with my boyfriend because he was obsessed with Mary J. Blige”
“You didn’t come out your mum’s pum pum with an NI number”
Your Confessions… “Am I destined to be lonely forever?”
You’re in a stadium that doesn’t want you to win
Mind your business and lock the chat
Your Confessions… “Sorry but not sorry”
Making steak in the kettle
Your Confessions… “The battle with misplaced boldness”
“My annual coffin catalogue did not arrive”
Your Confessions… “I’m not gay BUT”
We are the target but never the headline
Your Confessions… “The Man ain’t Man Enough”
Heavy hearts and light eyes
Your Confessions… “I feel like I’ve failed as a girlfriend”
Dating men with money is an extreme sport
“If Oprah’s doin’ it why can’t I?!“
Your Confessions… “My mother took my contraception”
Cosplaying the hood
Your Confessions… “Seasonal Cravings”
Break the bracelet
Your Confessions… “My family just stood and watched me go through hell”
We need to bring back secrets
Your Confessions… “Newly single and ready to un-mingle already!”
“Why have nipples got you in such a frenzy?”
Your Confessions… My white boyfriend just doesn't get it
Could this be what gets us cancelled?
Your confessions… “I’m getting a divorce!!!”
“Just f off”
Your Confessions… Nice while it didn’t last
Mo money mo problems
Your Confessions… “His mum’s food tastes like wet foot”
Am I lying or just manifesting?
Your Confessions… “I let his mother know he cheated then left”
A bag of panties and a ghetto twin
Your Confessions… “Baby daddy regret”
Saturn is Saturning
Valentine’s special: “What in the lack of girl power is going on”
“AS A MAN!!”...Sarel's Papa John's story
Self-sabotage, scrolling under the sheets and parental disappointment
He kisses like a chicken…
Give me grace for my lace!
“I once dated a guy who pretended to go to work”
Ghetto twins, Colons and Kiddibups
The Pilot: Welcome to the closet