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Closet Confessions — 97 episodes

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The Best of Your Confessions Part 2

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The Best of Your Confessions Part 1

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Your Confessions… “I cancelled their holiday”

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It’s not all stiff wigs and ski trips

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Your Confessions… “Am I Being An Unsupportive Friend?”

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Pivot like you’re playing netball

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Your Confessions… “GET OUT (The Movie)”

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I’m GOING TO JAIL

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Your Confessions… “My mom is dating a man my age and I can't stand him”

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You’re jealous and it stinks

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Your Confessions… “I just found out why my dad refused to teach me his native language”

12

It’s giving Black Mirror

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Your Confessions… ‘Eat sh*t… literally’

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Dealing with the green-eyed monster…

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Your Confessions… “Worst Valentine's Gift Ever”

16

Don’t sit there with your scotch eggs

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Your Confessions… “My best friend is befriending my other friends”

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Act on those red flags NOW

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Your Confessions… “Accordion Balls”

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We almost quit the podcast

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Your Confessions… “I hate my marriage”

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Exiting the internet

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Your Confessions… “Tell them or Ditch them?”

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THE AGE OF AQUARIUS

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Ok MC pheromones!

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Your Confessions… “What about me?”

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2024 is the year of DISCIPLINE

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Your Confessions… “I’m ready to cut off the entire family and I don’t know where to start”

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The person on the pedestal is a piece of...

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Your Confessions… "I don’t want to spend the holidays with my in-laws”

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The scariest type of man

32

Your Confessions… “A breakup with huge consequences”

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I’m a legacy simp!

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Your Confessions…“Cousin Lover”

35

Poopy particles

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Your Confessions… “Married to a stranger”

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Never trust your Close Friends list

38

Your Confessions… “Sleeping with my Dad’s best friend’s nephew”

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See it, say it, SORTED

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Your Confessions… “Why do men do this?”

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Let’s offer a new perspective

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Your Confessions… “Am I crazy or did he cause this?”

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It’s ASK-firmations not affirmations

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Your Confessions… “Pisces empathy should come with ear plugs”

45

Going on strike

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Your Confessions… 'Bedroom Bully in my head, but I can’t initiate sex’

47

My car is for the shops, not the motorway

48

Your Confessions… "I took bereavement to get away from my boss"

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As a pet parent, he exclusively knows he’s black

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Your Confessions…“I think sex is ruining potential relationships”

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The Tarot Card Avengers

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Your Confessions… “End of a friendship?”

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It's giving Succession (Wet Tommy Wambsgans)

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Your Confessions… “I had to break up with my boyfriend because he was obsessed with Mary J. Blige”

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“You didn’t come out your mum’s pum pum with an NI number”

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Your Confessions… “Am I destined to be lonely forever?”

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You’re in a stadium that doesn’t want you to win

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Mind your business and lock the chat

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Your Confessions… “Sorry but not sorry”

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Making steak in the kettle

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Your Confessions… “The battle with misplaced boldness”

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“My annual coffin catalogue did not arrive”

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Your Confessions… “I’m not gay BUT”

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We are the target but never the headline

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Your Confessions… “The Man ain’t Man Enough”

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Heavy hearts and light eyes

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Your Confessions… “I feel like I’ve failed as a girlfriend”

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Dating men with money is an extreme sport

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“If Oprah’s doin’ it why can’t I?!“

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Your Confessions… “My mother took my contraception”

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Cosplaying the hood

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Your Confessions… “Seasonal Cravings”

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Break the bracelet

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Your Confessions… “My family just stood and watched me go through hell”

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We need to bring back secrets

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Your Confessions… “Newly single and ready to un-mingle already!”

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“Why have nipples got you in such a frenzy?”

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Your Confessions… My white boyfriend just doesn't get it

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Could this be what gets us cancelled?

80

Your confessions… “I’m getting a divorce!!!”

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“Just f off”

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Your Confessions… Nice while it didn’t last

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Mo money mo problems

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Your Confessions… “His mum’s food tastes like wet foot”

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Am I lying or just manifesting?

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Your Confessions… “I let his mother know he cheated then left”

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A bag of panties and a ghetto twin

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Your Confessions… “Baby daddy regret”

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Saturn is Saturning

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Valentine’s special: “What in the lack of girl power is going on”

91

“AS A MAN!!”...Sarel's Papa John's story

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Self-sabotage, scrolling under the sheets and parental disappointment

93

He kisses like a chicken…

94

Give me grace for my lace!

95

“I once dated a guy who pretended to go to work”

96

Ghetto twins, Colons and Kiddibups

97

The Pilot: Welcome to the closet