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Coach Gent's Scouting Report — 817 episodes
When in Del Rio, look under the bed
Sedaka & the Swampers are back!
Carolina & Duke...They always deliver.
Truckin' with the Hoosiers
No...Pansies, not Panties!
42 hours?
That's a bunch of BCBS.
Was that the Wienermobile?
Get Ready
How's the weather in Haiti this time of year?
Is your dog blue for halloween?
This ain't no party
How 'bout that Harvest Moon?
Hooray 32 Chunk!
Do you hear a strange noise?
Home grown tomatoes & the Jubilee
Toddford finally made it to Branson.
Strawberry Ice Cream Forever
Sadie says it's great sleepin' weather
Frozen hot dogs make me wanna dance
Six ways to be cool.
Rockin' with the rhythm of the rain...
The Day Ain't Over Yet
Time Marches On...
Turn it loose...
That's right. The Swamp's from Texas.
Let's go surfin'
No really, I saw a flying zebra.
When will my room be ready?
Whatever blows your hair back.
Is it Bowball or Bearball?
Mama, can I play on the phone?
Too hype, can't touch this!!
Don't worry, there's a bunny.
Be sure to hang on to your penguin.
Hey, I'm gonna need that jacket back.
Would someone turn that alarm off?
Take it easy with the garlic
Have you seen Sigourney Beaver?
Gone to Carolina in my mind...
Those aren't Pandas
Is that banana too ripe?
I guess she didn't hear the music...
I'll take a Blizzard, and throw in a mil
Are you married, or are you happy?
Have you seen my gator?
I'll have the boiled Christmas Tree
You won't meet here next week.
How was your experience?
You call him, he goes by Raul
Doctor my eyes...
I see you...
Can't do division? Call 911!
Let's give 'em somethin' to talk about
Put on your boogie shoes
I bearly saw that snake
Grazer BEARLY beats Chunk!
You can always depend on your Waffle House
It's Fat Bear Week!!
Howdy folks! Have a Fletcher's
Honey, is the bear still there?
Toads, chickens, bears, oh my!
We follow the Beatles?
GO BILLY PULLEN!!
Howdy Harvest Moon. Let's go to the vetch bowl!
What's the latest count on the goats?
You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Have you seen my...?
Have you seen my wolf costume?
Go to the Bull Monitor
That's a hot bee!
Havin' some fun at the museum
Cruisin' with the Cotton
Yogi Bear?...Here!
Not enough break in the break dancing...apparently
Can I get some fries with that Ethiopian dish?
Just put some Cotton Candy on it
Is that ticket still here?
Found a fortune while getting fired
They call me the Wanderer
All's good. Headed to the RV.
Steven Seagull says, "I'll take the chips, not the bedpan."
I'm twisted out
Twerkin' in the Olympics!!
Keep dreamin' Grandpa
First class llama
Sometimes it's best to leave the last drop
Up on Cripple Creek
Be sure to clean out that junk drawer
Jeffery says No prob-llama
Hey Porky, let the Longhorn in
Skippy wants to be a Rock Star
Ma'am, may I thump your melon?
I have a sword throat
Cocka-doodle-dooooo
Bing, Bang, Boom & Willie Nelson too
Made in Texas
Shaq Attack!!
How 'bout that laxative power?!
Sounds like Kinky
Did we hit a fan?
Who cut the cheese?
$5,000 to be ugly
The Original Swamp
Gotta get back, Surf's Up!
Say Hey Willie
You're under arrest Smalls!
Hey Barry, that's my chicken!
It's for washing your backside, right?
Chestnuts will be on an open fire
Have a peanut butter cookie in Omaha!!
Hey Bugs, have you tried yoga?
D-Day
65 Roses Day
I'll take a mulligan!!
Spooky Weather
Remember, it's Memorial Day
Kangaroo tries to get to Pet Gala
Fun, fun, fun til your daddy takes the melon away
Are you calling me a weasel?
Hey, MacDill's back!!
Man that spider looks old
Hey Grandma, look what I found!
Geez Louise!
What a paint job!!
I said don't get in the water
Just a second, I didn't get my latte
The chickens had the time of their lives.
Tell the bees that yesterday was Cinco de Mayo
Hey, I said A hot dog
Shampoo for My Little Pony
Sometimes it's good when fast food ain't fast
You can always hug one more
Jitterbug's upgrade goes backwards
Elvis is the King Gator
Hey, leave the rattler at home.
Hey vulture, you've had one too many.
I can't feel my face
Is that what they sound like?
No, not that ticket!
Hey Mr. Tom, you're late today
Coca-Cola may switch to Pepsi
Honey, Monkey Nuts, & Swans
Mom, is it time for the bear to leave yet?
What, two heads are better than one?
Polly want a Dorito?
Porcupines on the loose
Bon Voyage Titanic II! Bring your own life jacket.
Penguin counter needed
You can't out-fox me
You're in the line of fire!!
It's a roo stampede mate!
Kevin Bacon on the run
Balls Out Bowling
Don't Supersize me
Who's really at the door?
Mom, the hanger's moving!
Big bear in Carolina
Hey Bob, this call's for you
Toss me that 800 grand!
It's time to put some clothes on
Stretchin' out with the Rubberband Man
It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's a red squirrel!
Rest in Peace Toby
Rocket Man
Phil, have you seen Bee Cave?
Pizza Hut, cuttin' it right
Disco in the john
Supersize me
See you on the radio, listening to Melanie
I never promised you a Harry Potter DVD either
Here Fido
We've gotta go back, I forgot my teeth!
It's occupied!
Land Shark spotted in Iowa
Kelce is a good'en
Gotta have a system
You & me, & the goat on the roof.
Crikey! It's a chicken coop!
Leave it for the mouse
Are you purrin' me?
Cecil, hide the money
Fruit of the Loom Olympics
Have some cornbread with your black eyes
Does that beaver have a mullet?
Don't pull the pin!
Always tip your pizza man, and quick.
They moved the Bahamas to Boston?
Is this median occupied?
Too hype, can't touch this
Does Southwest fly out of here?
Hooty who is on top of the Christmas tree?
Hey, there's a snake behind you
Out of this world tomato
Have you seen my prairie dog?
Happy Birthday G-L-O-R-I-A!!
Don't fear, Norman Lear
Give it one more try
The snake asks, "Does this make me look fat?"
The snake just wants to be a Rock star
I'm sure I left my M&Ms in here
Happy birthday Elzner!!
Be aware of Brown Friday
Yahoo Mountain Dew!
Who dat hiding in the grass?
Horsing around at 30,000 feet
Who's at the door?
Have you seen my space wrench?
Happy birthday Marines
Buy the truck, & I'll throw in the deer.
Let the javelinas play through
Do you have this in an 8-point?
Listen to that itchy hand
Rangers Win, Kevin Bacon found!
Be sure and check your flapper valve
I'm Buck, your new chef
Hey Ginger, my throat hurts
Hey, I'm in the vault
Give 'em the shaft
Put me in Coach!
Hey Rufus, who's lurking behind the station?
How do you want your bear burger cooked?
Hey Charlie, how ya like them apples?
Got any Parmesan?
Would you rather ride in a balloon or a pumpkin?
It's fat bear time again
Sir, you're welcome, but you're croc's not
Dollars to doughnuts that bear has three legs
Mom, Porky's here!
Ooooh that smell
Bye bye high sheep
Did the groundhog see his fan belt?
Big Tex, the Weinermobile, & a yelling toilet
The purring engine
I bearly got my donuts
Does this cop car go to Bacon Creek Road?
Homecoming and Spider Monkeys
Hey Winnie, save some honey for the rest of us
When in Houston, watch the signs
When pigs fly
Stick 'em up!
The Wong Diamond
The Human Hamster Wheel
Metallica with Fido
Cheeks or buttocks?
Have a cheeseburger in paradise for Jimmy
Howdy Doody calls shotgun
Have you seen my lion?
Blue Moon over rubber duckies
Beware the kidney bean
Could we help you Rudolph? Nah, just browsing.
Hogs on the run
We don't have banana floats here at Popeye's
Bear bnb
That giraffe ain't got no spots!
Holy raccoon!
I bearly saw the mullet
How 'bout those new lungs?
Carolina in my mind
By the time we got to Death Valley...
Lance Campbell is a superintendent? AHMO
School days
Want s'more?
Get ready for some football
Hank got tanked
Take my picture, not my purse!
Can't you see the painted wagon?
Slip-slidin' away
Always wear clean underwear
Shcool's about to start
Can I get my ssssssssscript?
Happy Birthday Twist! Dancin' with the Bee Gees
Mind if these goats play through?
Rat with a red flag
Bus stop with the gator
Don't burn your cookies on the dashboard
Goat on a ledge
Hey Daddy, did we get a new slide?
Look at that wiener dog go!!
Is there a snake on the yacht?
Hang ten otters
I'll have another lotto ticket
Just go to the zoo & then Tom's Diner
The Snail Speedway
Bear it all, but don't squat on the spurs
Swifty owls & a big fish
KFC: Seal the deal
Did you order a beef burrito?
Has anybody seen the rhino?
Surf's up corgis!
Oh Dolly!
Roscoe spotted at Buc-ee's
Recall of the Baby Sharks
No, not VBS!!
I'll take my tacos in the attic
The bear asks, "Mind if I sleep here?"
Nude recreation?
It said snake
Was that a wolverine?
Put ten on Cassius for me
Wouldn't you like to ride in my beautiful trash can?
Hey, who pulled the plug?
Lay off my Hot Pocket
Surfin' with Tom
The water buffalo out front should've told ya
Drop the knife, or I'll tase ya
Does the shell come with it?
Darnit, store's closed
They call me the fireman
Creepy dolls help sea turtles
Chocolate milk?
Choke down some polk salad
Dang me! Buddy Holly wins!
That's a lot of bull
You should see the breadsticks
Beehive airlines
No matter, the fourth is with you
What number bee are you?
Did y'all throw away that teddy bear?
Now what day is Cinco de Mayo?
The Red-Headed Stranger turns 90
Glad I forgot the tomatoes
The moose with the popcorn should've told ya
I didn't see that comin'
Sorry, I thought this was a Chick-fil-A
I think I will have another big orange drink
It's a long way...
Rock n' Roll never forgets...neither does the IRS
Rave on in the Swamp
You got 200 thou I can borrow?
Sister's hard to handle at home
Sister's comin' home!!
What, me worry?
Put a cap on it!
Thanks for the lungs and the cornea
It's National Burrrrrrrrito Day!!
Only #1 goes
Watch your step
You can't fool the Swampheads
UNT Eagles are NIT Champs!!
That's tots, ma'am
Mind if these elk play through?
Welcome to Texas Ben the Bear
Sadie, puppy day is over
Fluff your own pillow
Have you ever eaten a Peep?
I meant Aquarena!
What a day for a daydream
You can't park here
Dancing with Mr. Bojangles
Will and the 72 ouncer
Is that a Jack Fruit?
March on Spring Break
Roll out the champagne carpet
I can't get no respect
Is that a banana behind the fridge?
Is that a gator or a deer?
Ridin' like the wind
Deep in the heart of Texas
Bunny Bunny
Watch out for the clothes line
The moose out front should've told ya
Ben the bear is outta here
Go ahead, I'll wait to buy my ticket
How bout that 94-footer?
Boot scootin' to North Carolina
Hail to the big cheese
Do you have to be a robin to rock?
Is the earth moving under our feet?
Get ready to ride the storm
Hail you say?
How bout those Chiefs?
No, you have to buy a ticket
What's on the great white's nose?
Don't bother knocking
Willie & the two Grammys
The Day the Music Died
It's Groundhog Day!!
Trey Ford committed!!
Open up the canned heat
Somebody order McDonald's?
Papa oom mow mow
Bell pepper's a fruit?
Get right, Ralphie!
That battery's how much?
Meet Wile E. Coyote
How's that electric car workin' for ya?
How bout them Cowboys!
Hey Jughead!
Choppin' broccoli
Leave the bear there
I'll have the sausage roll
Yakety Yak
Rah Rah TCU!!
You speakada German?
Don't forget to alpaca the onions
Harold Taft is gone. We're on our own.
It ain't the Cotton Bowl
Don't forget the Rock n' Roll & black-eyed peas
Be sure and scratch all the numbers
I meant Van Morrison
On the road again
Do you have anymore salmon?
CAUTION: Heater is hot
Mr. De Niro, can I get your autograph?
Is Rusty still in the NAVY?
I'll pass on the salad, thank you
Fire up some canned heat
Keep this bear in mind
I need a couple of bucks
The Swamp Files
Did that lizard do this?
Hiding out in the Swamp
Uncle BS says Happy BD to Aunt Jeannie
Kirstie, everybody knows your name
Hey Swampheads, it's a good day
Have you seen my nose?
Do you know where a phone is?
Jiminy Christmas
The cat's out of the bag
Illegal bananas and Mac n' cheese
Popcorn's good enough for me
Don't guess we need any buttermilk after all
We apologize for using us - Postmaster
La Niña
Here's lookin' at you, at you, at you
Would you say you're my mom?
Gettin' by the microwave
Remember your sandwich bag
Veterans Make It Count!!
Alan Jackson - A true Honky Tonk Hero
Will Zucchini could go to his left.
Bonnie's got her blue jeans on
Which way the tail blows
Make time to fall back
Owl 14 Woman 0
They put up a parking lot
Retired Coach 28, Raccoon 0
This is Thriller
Abilene here we come!!
Be sure and count your droppings
The Candy Man can
The McRib is the bees' knees
Here Fibber!
It's Crock Pot, Toddford
The power of the pizza
Texas Cookin'
You know
Cross country ain't no bums
Fergie says, "Super size my fries!"
Sunshine, lollipops, & a 747
What day is it?
Two heads are better than one, only if you're a snake
Moose trying to get on the loose
Another coyote in the bathroom?
RIP Loretta
Ticket to Killeen Shoemaker
Dollars to donuts
Don't it make you wanna dance?
Bearly ate the Range Rover
Takin' Care of Business
Salty Nashville Cats
All aboard with the Lions!!
Fall's here, don't let the fox in
Callin' all Yetis
Gator wrecking service
Y'all are having chicken, I'm eatin' crow
If ya ain't got it, ya ain't got it
A tale of two mambas
Where's the roadrunner?
Big sea lion in a little boat
Hey that's my chair
Itchin' for some oatmeal
Hissing gator needs a couple of bucks
Maroon & White for Uvalde
Live tonight...Itchy Throat
Will Dookie up, up, and away!
Constipatin' on Conway
Up, Up, & away, would you like to fight today?
What color are your snake eyes?
Tell the cows I'm going home
I'm surprised about the extremities
Thank goodness for dirty laundry
Decoldest says, "Stay Cool"
Artichokes opossum
30 years: He definitely made it count!!
A little less conversation, a lot more splooting
You're out of pimento?
Boar on the beach
Surf's up Dorothy
Go Grease Lightning
Ring ring goes the bell
First anniversary of the Grand Prairie Cobra snake great escape
Grab some nuts
Check Engine Light p0456
You move it to it
You shitaked me
Gee, Wally. RIP
Harry Flatulence and the Three Cramps
Too many almonds? Obstipation?
Ya seen Jimmy?
Gator on patrol
Let me be frank.
The armadillo migration
Always check for the iguana
Coco says, "That ain't no dragonfly!"
The Yeti told me to
Elvis is in the building
No blood in this turnip
The heat is on
Chester 63, Protester 0
One dog, not bad. 76?
Don't get goosed by a berry
Hey Lima Bean, is that your Mother-In-Law?
Elvis is in The Swamp
Sea Lion for par
Washer 10 Todd 0
Omaha
Surf's Up
Have a great Pop's Day
Got milk and floor sealant?
What a day for a daydream
Bee alert, protect your hammerheads
Whatayeti
Let the rhythm get you
Leon's leaving the Iditarod
Strong mindset for Matt
Always stand clear of the soap dispenser boss
Do you feel lucky kangaroo?
Lamb on the lam
Should have been Tiffany
School's out. Beware of the jumping worm.
Prayers for Uvalde
Warning, it's a one-armed badminton player!
Tyson the Bison
Rocky Raccoon in a Hog hat
Salty Dog
Gotta Lyle Love those Ruby Reds
DeWalt Do-nots
Happy Friday
Rich Strike passes his test
Well, we're putting our nest here
The original Urban Cowboy
Don't mess with the otter
What a Slick move!
What flavor is that lip gloss?
Sheep on the roof
XCanton, no the X is silent
Happy birthday to the gardener!
Bear in the crosswalk
Be on the lookout for pickled curry cauliflower
Got Cheetos?
Toddmato
Did that weed eater come with a Speedo?
Are those Animals Crackers in the tree?
Lucky please don't go
Is that a gator or a beaver?
Hook 'em Scottie
Is that a rotten potato?
Excuse me, Sir, you have a fox on your back
Whoopie for the Heels!
Heck yeah I've been saved!
Have you seen my lotto ticket?
Hooligan chihuahuas
Mr. Collins, may I have your autograph?
If you're sensitive, don't eat apricots.
Goldilocks and the three Hanks
Voo doo Hoo doo
Have you seen my pillow?
Ice, Ice, moo baby
What's up doc? I'm turning orange.
It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's a sloth!
Coach, we got a new swimmer?
Mama, I do
Deer in a wooden fence
Spring forward to pet insurance
Hey Lamb Chop, you got an extra leg?
On the road with Barbi
He's got a squirrel!
Heads up, let it all hang out!
Who invited the snake?
Are we gonna get burgers after the game?
It ain't easy bein' green
There's a cow at the door
He's got a gun
Look at that croc
Coop's a teenager, help us all
Was that a Bat Falcon?
I left my Porsche in the Atlantic
Pass me the thingamajig
Oh stewardess
Listen like it's hot
The tale of Toddford's appendix
You got that in crunchy?
Parrot's eye view
Betty Whiteout
What a maroon
Grandpa, look what I caught
Cardinals take lead at Curling
Hey Phil, have a tater tot!
The G.O.A.T has retired
Coach, we gonna swim today?
Geese headin' to Choctaw
Win the day, get a 10
What am I going to do with all these gold fish bowls?
How much for gas?
Make it a squirrely day
Hey, Joel, look what I found!
Margaret, is that a wallaby?
Was that a seal?
Rockin' with Raylan
Listen for the quack
Georgia on my mind
Mama, it's not underwear!
I didn't order onions
2021...oops! 2022
Truly Make It Count
That fruitcake came out of nowhere
Happy Black-eyed Pea Day!!
Spencer sighting at Arise
Win the day
Don't forget your fake vaccine card
Made it through another one
Mama, my leg cramps need more bananas
What do you call your Charley Horse?
Was that a flying chicken nugget?
Don't get bank jugged
Well that's convenient
Is there anybody out there?
Aunt Jeannie, You are the bomb
The four horsemen on 34
Don't the Cru make you wanna dance?
That elf ain't on the shelf
Mom beats spots off leopard
Push the red button
The turkey's the word
Chihuahua in a boot
Turkey Week
Go Lions in Corsicana!
Was that light the Beaver Moon or the fridge?
Can't win 'em all
Get a Yellow Jacket
Have a Coke and a flush
There was a moose in the Swamp
Salute a Veteran
Ain't nothin' like a Sweet Potato Pie
Bang on my drum all day
It was long and loud
Suds in the bucket
Up-scope colonoscopy
Bring back your Tesla
Semper Fi, Judge
Voo Doo Hoo Doo
They call the wind Maria
Look out for that turbine
Ole Cowhand
Happy Birthday to Uncle Sonny Moose
Dry your hands folks
Punched by the King
Any fish you wish
Oh Bill Shatner
I got a good deal on this tire
If that ain't a riggin...
Lions vs Tigers - Nuff Said
Are We Still Looking For Me?
Fletcher's Corn Dog...Not a Myth
Hand me that ukulele
County Championship Week
The Moose Says Have a Corn Dog
Sweeter than angina
We've got a really big soup
An Otter Monday
Knock Knock it's Fair Day
The Clampitts are coming to town
Snackaholic finds Corn Nuts
Grizzly finds the real GOAT
And you don't mess around with listeria
You can win with Quinn
Out of this world
All I want to be is a chicken crossing the road
It's time to parallel park
It's not a nut, it's a legume
No, I said get the water hose
Frog in the turlet?
Parallel Park?
Salute the Colonel
Labor Pains
Bowling for chips
Can't reason with hurricane season
Just how many laws do we need?
Leavin' on a jet plane
Darth Gator
Watch out for Fred
It's hot enough to be football season
Did you bring the Duct tape?
Snakes and Bears
Money for nothing
Pass the rice pudding
Snake still on the run
Have you seen my cobra?
Pups get their nails trimmed
Grab an artichoke
Who did zucchini play for?
Don't eat the chip
Did you burp?
Happy Birthday Dale!!
Look out for the land lobster
I'll have a vanilla cone
Have they landed on the moon yet?
What's up? Your cholesterol
Fritter Friday
Hey, peel an onion
Here come the Judge
The single man cart
Wal Mart doesn't have Corn Nuts, but they do have other kinds
You can't stop my tractor.
Have another hot dog.
Don't forget your sunscreen.
Correction folks!!
Raccoon shut out
Raccoons 40 Gents 0
Foil it up!
Oh Deer!
Look at Toddford, he's 72! Well, tomorrow.
America
Lovin' Spoonfuls
We squashed it!
I am leaving the Beatles.
24 Carrots
Give em bell peppers
For Becker
Go Nuts for Doughnuts...or is it Donuts?
Can't BEAR it
It's a Peach!
Gotta have a radish.
Melon Head
Spider Monkey
Man in dinosaur leg
You're An All Star
Take Your Donuts, Ma'am
AHMO for Post-Its
That Rainy Day
Oggy the Feline Doctor
Tiger on the loose
Brown Recluse
Zoom with a side of spaghetti
Mother's Day Eve Eve
Cinco de mayo
Tiger Snake in a Boat
Food for Stress
Willie's Birthday
Bass Pro
Ron Chapman
Gardener's Birthday
Earth Day
The Mini Dodgers
Lima Bean Respect
Dill Pickle
A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss
High Five Folks
Lassie in a Wetsuit
Crikey!
Brianna's Birthday
The Incredible Egg
Lawdy, Lawdy, Look Who's 40!!
Bees Knees
Popcorn
Caramel Day
Ferret Friday
Centerfield
Pineapple
Bananas, bananas, bananas
Cajun Navy
Jon Peters
Liquid Paper
Raisinettes
Goof Off Day
Let's Laugh
Olive Oil
St. Patty's
National Artichoke
Nutty Nap Day
Girl Scout Day
Tar Heels Win!!
Chuck Norris
Get Over It
Puttin' on the Fritz
Zoom In
Hank the Cow Dog
Rebound
Texas Independence Day
Marching On
Mobile Swamp Meets a Median
Mobile Swamp
Adjustments
Carolina on My Mind
Tipton Pizza Man
Bear in the Woods
Red Blood Cells, White Snow
Pistol Pete
Pancake Batter
Lake Jackson
Focus Friday
Commitment
National Umbrella Day
Pizza and Game Day
Super Bowl
Donkey Day
World Cancer Day
Buddy Holly
Groundhog Day
Distractions
AAA
The Ginny Visit
Coach Gent has some visitors in The Swamp
Coach Gent's Scout Report: The Rubber Duck Quacked, and I Listened
Coach Gent's First Message from The Swamp