All Episodes

Jen & Kara's So Long to Spring: Aries, Taurus, & Gemini Revue and Review!

Gemini-Cancer Cusps Bee-lieve in Magic: Paula, Cocoa Pollen, & All That Jazz for Jen’s Solstice Bday!

How to Pair the Yellow Shades of Gemini: Youthful Antidotes of Rose Salt & Lemon Cacao for Purple Princes, Womanizing Presidents, and 2-Big-Shak-a-Poppas!

Gemini Wonkas and Wizards of Odd, Words, and Song: Pridin’ on Purple Rain-Bows of Dylan, Ironic Illuminati Raps, and Rose Cacao for a Thousand Judys!

Twinning Out on Glowing and Gregarious Gemini: Forever Young, Divergent Minds, and 36 Stonegrindz!

It’s a Pleasurable Life! Turning Back Time with Taurus-Gemini Cusps and Aging Oaky-Smoky Barrels of Energy!

Bonus Episode: Interview with Monsoon Chocolate Company, a Chocolate Realist and Desert Romantic!

Snap, Sparkle, Pop! How to Please a Taurus: Sing and Give them Chocolate-Dripping Kisses and Candied Love for the Earth, Water, and World!

Talented Tauri Feelin’ (and Doing) Good with Planet Janet and the J Brown Get-Down Wonder Suns, Featuring Rainbow Cacao!

Pod-to-Pleasure Seekers: Taurus’s Poetic Bull-Pizzles, Sizzling Sensations, and Nibby Night Trains!

It’s the End of an Aries: The Good, the Bad, and the Powerful Cusps that Rule the World and Pack a Fruity Punch!

How to Slam a Ram: Frothy-Frothy Choco-la-te & 9 Shots of Air, Fire, & Espresso!

Aries of the Opera, Gifted Gagas of Soul, Magic Movers of Modern Times, and Spritz O’Clock with Fjak (Chocolate)!

Roaring Rams and Blazing Bananas: Aries, the Fearless Fiery Leaders of the Zodiac! (Plus Interview with Manoa Chocolate)

That’s a Wrap on Caps, Aquas, & Pisces! Winter Recap and Chocolate Snaps!

A Chocolate Fish Finale: Floating Down the French Broad River with Reborn Cusps, Grunions, and JLO's Zodiac Counsel!

How to Reel-in a Feeling Fish: Silent synergy, endless fascination, and 68% Piscean Passionfruit! (Plus an Interview with a Fiery Fashionista!)

Feelin’ Droll, Dark, and Deep: Pisces of Prominence, Ninannas of Soul, and Creamy-Dreamy Dragonfruit!

Shapeshifting Fishies of the Sea, Creamy and Dreamy Bloobs, and Dark and Descending Triple Pisces!

Aquarians at the Departing Gate: Sensitive Superstars, Lunar Dragons, & On Air with PDX Missionary Chocolates!

JT’s Selfish Flight from Sun to Sea: Plus Aquarian Compatibility and Interview with a Traveling Chocoholic!

Aquarian Royale with Cheese and a Side of Dancin’ JTs, Doctors with Beats, and Pink Chocolate Times Three!

Water-Bearing Aquarians Air and Bare All: Challenging Ideas and Enlightening Ideals with Yuzu and Humanitarian Superpowers!

Ode to Capricornis and What Lies Beneath: Buried Cusps, Lakkris-ish Creatures, Crashing Carburetors, and Sonoran Desert Seekers!

How to Crack a Capricorn: Like Earth, Water, & Fire! (Plus Interview with Orinoco Chocolate!)

The Gifted Goats Leap to Stardom: Smooth Operators, Broadway Founding Fathers, Coffee, & Kumquats!

CEO Goats of the Future and Fishies of the Past: Milking Two Steps Forward, Swimming One Step Back!

Fall Chocolate Raps & Recaps: Anis of Justice, Ryans of the Burning Sting, & Britneys with Multicolored Legs!

Sagittarius’s Final Fling with Belize Bourbon, Chocolate Wrappers, and Wise Sagicornians!

Sag’s Recipe for Love and Novelty: Apples, Alliums, and Britney’s Many Crossroads with the Zodiac! (Plus Chocolate Interviews with Two Fire Signs)

Slumber Party with Britney Spears and the Sag All-Stars! Plus Cacao Tribute to a Superstar Chocoholic and Sweet and Sour(sop) Deals!

Purple Centaur & the Traveling Teapot: The Sagittarian’s Quest for Meaning, Novelty, Dark Chocolate, & Thyme!

The Evolution and Revolution of a Scorpio: Dancing with Water and Fire, and Jen and Kara’s Sweet-Heat Sippin’ Send-Off!

Jen and Kara go Gosling for a Bean-to-Bon-Bon Scorp-ion: Interview with Vesta Chocolate, plus Jen and Kara’s Psychic Matchmaking in Love and Chocolate!

Scorpios Crushin' on Kardashians, Cunas, and Cardamom... Let them Eat Chocolate of the Weird Kind!

Sinking Deep into the Soul of a Scorpio: Creatures of the Burning Sting, Sweet Peppers in Heat, Raw Sex Bars, and Emo to the Core!

Lady Libra’s Last Celebration with Kara and Jen at the NW Chocolate Festival: Fusing Family, Flavor, Fire, and Fermentation From Bean-to-Bar Tenders Under the Sun!

Jen and Kara Party at the NW Chocolate Festival: A Passionate Cacao Encounter of the Sagittarian Kind!

Getting Tipsy on Libra’s Love Notes: Airy Poetry, Fiery Parties, Vigilante Sprees, and Chocolate Inclusions for All!

Libra’s Lady Justice Knows All: Beauty, Balance, Brains, and Luscious Chocolate for Breakfast!

Summer Unwrapped: Moon Queens, Sun Kings, Freddy Mercury, & Chocolates of Grandeur!

Virgo’s Final Voyage through Retrograde: Foraging for Superfoods, Manifesting Haute Cusps, & Healing New Moons!

Halo, Heartbeats, and Handlebars: Up Close and Personal with an Adventurous Virgo (Plus a Cazimi for Mercury, Bey, & Earl Grey Chocolate!)

Virgo Vibes: Musicians in Mercury, Hot and Raw Cacao, and Super Moons!

Like a Virgo: Maidens of the Earth, Masters of Perfection and Naive Cacao!

Kara’s Birthday, Cazimi, & New Moon Bash: Grape Skin Cacao, Phony Negronis, Napolebens, & So Many Laughs!

Interview with a Triple Dancin’ Leo… Plus Lion Portals, First House Parties, Dandelions, & Lime Cacao!

Leos Strike a Floral and Fruity Match: Lights, Camera, Air, Fire!

Leo's Pride: Golden Locks, Sun Kings, and Royal Goblets of Chocolate!

Cancer takes Centerstage for one last Moondance (plus Dark Chocolate Moons & Interview with Cancer Dance Mama)

The Way to Melt a Cancer’s Shell: Earth, Water, and Salt!

Cancer's Cravings: Moon Queen, Moody Tides, and Bitter Water

Episode 0: How on Earth? Two Chocoholics Dance with the Stars

CocoAstrology Trailer