All Episodes
Composed — 159 episodes
Cauliflower Tacos Etc.
A Scalp Treatment Beach Pivot
The End of Pennies Etc.
A Mispackaged Mist Etc.
Hawaii etc.
The End
Live From The Verizon Store
TSA Pre Check Etc.
A Stint At Best Buy
Brick And Mortar
The Tier Of French
Live From Big Bear
An Injured Woodpecker
Returning A Shell To The Sea (Not A Metaphor)
A Scalp Treatment In San Gabriel
Bursting With Books
A Very Croissant Christmas
Sourcreamless Latke Bite
An Ode To Zelle
A Pre Thanksgiving Offer
48 Days and 48 Nights
A Pack of Dolphins Etc.
COMPOSED - Trailer
Classic Nightmare
A London Fog Update
Live From My Dad's Gazebo
Disneyland: The Hero's Journey
Sugartooth Etc.
100 Days Etc.
Happy Memorial Day
Harvard School Of Law
The Storm The Storm The Storm
Post Taylor Swift/ Bulgarian Yogurt Update Etc.
Pre Taylor Swift Burger Rant
Thousands of Caterpillars Etc.
Free Slurpee Day At 7-11 Etc.
Beach Boys Concert Recap Etc.
Live Download Of The Hollywood Bowl App + More
Shattered Glass Etc.
Byecycle
My Mom And Her Friend Kim's Yard Sale Etc.
Stormy Seas
Happy Birthday Jerry
Saxophone Cold Open
Would You Like A Mai Tai
Strike Three At Sprouts
My Hat From London
Salmon Stripe Etc.
Post Easter Rage
A Dense Pack of Cyclists
Third Book Of March Etc.
My New Oven Etc.
Brent Weinbach Etc.
My Brows Are Back
Rainy Days/ Nordstrom Nights
The Maze Wasn't Meant For You
A Lentil Dish Gone Awry
NCIS Hawaii Etc.
Crock Pot To Go Etc.
Lunch Break In Malibu Etc.
Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport Etc.
Slurpee Situation Etc.
Staples Has Entered The Chat
What's Happening Now
My Vine
Rite Aid Doesn't Sell Bananas
Marshall's Member Etc.
Calligraphy Etc.
La Jolla Diaries
Live Chia Seed Pudding Tasting Etc.
Citibank Renovations And More
Mini Pumpkin Trough Etc.
Loose German Shepard Etc.
Baggage Claim Etc.
California Pizza Kitchen Etc.
Soy Sauce Etc.
Live Watermelon Slicing Etc.
Sand Bar Etc.
Mobile Check Deposit Etc.
Episode 80
Wordle w/ Ahamed Weinberg
Dear Being In A Dressing Room When Your Heart's Not In It
Dear Having To Hold Stuff While You Walk
Dear People Who Park At A Meter Even Though There's Free Street Parking Not 3 Feet Away
Live From The W Hotel For Netflix Is A Joke: The Festival
Live From My Mom's House Interlude
Dear The Tofu I Bought But Ultimately Never Made
Dear Wordle
Dear Driving At Night
Dear People Who Turn Down An Offer To Have Their Seat Warmer On
Fruit w/ Billy Scafuri
Dear Foamy Hand Soap
A Walk Around The Reservoir w/ Lizzy Ann Cooperman
San Diego Interlude
Dear Listerine Strips
Signature Scents w/ Josh Martin
Live Shoe Unboxing
Dear Days That Start Out Rainy But Turn Sunny
Dear Dry Shampoo
Dear Coats/Jackets
A Very McDonalds Christmas
Dear Puzzles
Dear Group Texts
A Post Thanksgiving Crescendo
A Pre-Thanksgiving Spectacular
Dear Paperweights
Dear Westworld Season 3
One Year Extravaganza
Dear Pistachios That Come Pre Shelled
Dear People Who Ask If You Can Tear Them A Sheet Of Paper Out Of Your Notebook
Dear Tape Measurers
Hot Chocolate Etc.
Dear Pens That You Think Are Dead But Aren't
Dear Rhode Island
Dear String Cheese
This is... Episode 44
Dear Low Power Mode
Dear Chalkboards
Dear The Egg In Cobb Salads
Dear People Who Stand Up Immediately When The Plane Lands
Dear Black Makeup Towels
Dear The Ship Piece In Monopoly
Dear Long Butane Lighters
Dear Red Velvet Cake
Dear People Who Order Onion Rings Over French Fries
Hebrew School Etc.
Dear People Who Look Good In Hats
Summer School Etc.
Dear Websites That Play Music When You Go To Them
Dear People Who Tell You Not To Be Scared Of Bees
Lemon Update W/ Donny Divanian
Dear People Who Write In All Caps
Goof City Reunion w/ Rob Gleeson and Tom Sibley
Dear People Who Don't Crack Their Knuckles
Dear Electricity
Dear People Doing Too Much On Venmo
Melissa Anne Villaseñor
Dear Baskin Robbins
Dear Expiration Dates That Are Too Hard To See
Vibes of Months w/ Brandon Wardell
Dear People Who Answer The Phone To Say They Can't Talk
Christmas Cactus
Dear People Who Are Nowhere To Be Found When It's Their Turn In Bowling
Thanksgiving Special w/ Joe Marrese
Dear People Who Claim They Can't Sleep In
Dear People Who Always Ask You For A Piece Of Gum
Cheese w/ Billy Scafuri
Dear People Who Have More Items Than They’re Supposed To In An Express Lane At A Grocery Store
Aunty Ann
Dear People With Normal Names Who Spell Them Weird
Dear People Who Come Prepared For A Beach Day
Dear People Who Take Charge In An Elevator
Berkeley L. Goldschmidt
Dear Strangers Who Ask How's It Going Whilst Walking By W/ Donny Divanian
Living In The Wind
Vistaprint Etc.
Dear Cheeseboards
Dear People Who Love Tea
Dear People Who Stay Til The End Of The Credits In Movies