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All Episodes

Conspiracies & Cryptids — 70 episodes

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62: Between Cats and Planes

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61: A Nightmare In a Box and a Screaming Zoo

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60: Cannibals All Along and a Shrek Cryptid

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59: An Outbreed and Freedom Bowls

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58: Tummy Tinctures and Giant Black Bunnies

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57: Nano Willies and a Salty Mongoose

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56: Gullible Guillermo and a Skin Suit

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55: A Pervy Poltergeist and Hungry Hauntings

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54: Train Ghosts and Foal Jesus

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53: Dokkaebi Dance Club and Troubles for the Rubbles

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52: Meme Speak Annotations and a Millenial Dream Job

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51: Lady's Room Rendezvous and Emo Basement Vampires

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50: Cryptid Banksy and Technically Edible Candy

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50: Cryptid Banksy and Technically Edible Candy

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49: Trigger Happy Americans and Mudcanoes

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50: Trigger Happy Americans and Mudcanoes

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48: Too Much Butt Stuff and 1920s OnlyFans

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49: Never Go Full Weeb and 1920s OnlyFans

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47: A Satyr In a Trench Coat and Water-Powered Exercise

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48: A Satyr In a Trench Coat and Water-Powered Exercise

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46: A Hellish Accent and a Zero Percent Match

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47: A Hellish Accent and a Zero Percent Match

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45: A Cliche White Person and a Cryptid Infomercial

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46: A Cliche White Person and a Cryptid Infomercial

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Bonus: Big Fur Interview

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45: Big Fur Interview

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44: A Snog Log and Ear Butter

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43: A Postmortem Lottery Ticket and Rude Nicknames

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42: Viral Stupidity and a Spooky Smiler

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41: The Best Bed and a Farty Phantom

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40: Dirt McFlurries and the Other White Meat

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39: Flacid Spiders and Folk Synthwave

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38: A Kentucky Handshake and a Sucky Spirit

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37: A Templar Tab and the Heaven Bouncer

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36: LSD Induced Errands and a No-No Choo-Choo

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35: Ticked Off Godzilla and Conspiracy Nesting Dolls

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34: Problematic Santa and Seasons Beatings

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33: Nature You Crazy and a Goat Suicide Pact

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32: The Zak Bagans of Cryptids and Sexy Bill Nye

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31: Grand Theft Artery and Slaughterella

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30: The UFO Police and a Vampire Manager

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29: Cryptid Insurance and Eyebrow Extensions

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28: Naked LARPing and Sam-I-Am Flashbacks

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27: The Turkey X500 and a Hulk Hogan Cryptid

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26: Boats Aren't People and Faraday Rage

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25: Extraterrestrial Ghosting and Flower Power Duct Tape

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24: Orgies and Porgies and a Moth Penguin Dog

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23: A Poddy Pal and Pappy Prospector

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22: Legless Larry and Willy's Willy

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21: Froot Luips and a Thicc Face

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20: A Rectangular Flappy Eye of Sauron and Snobbits

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19: A Death Ray and a Super Com Day

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18: An '83 Geo Metro and a Toilet Snake

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17: A Spuddy Buddy and Consumption Junction

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16: Klassic Karen and Alice the Ripper

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15: A Wonky Donkey and a Dirty Thespian

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14: A Revengacle and the Wonderball Theory

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13: Air Quotes Men and a UFO Gigolo

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12: A Christmas Phalange and a Nazi Dalek Bell

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11: 4th Dimensional Slender Daddy and Flying Interstellar Birds

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10: Dead Spaghetti Noodles and Remember Your Finger Guns

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9: A Tummy Pocket and a Four Foot Baby

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8: It's Free Real Estate and Don't Touch Yourself

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7: Wendigo Away and Dumbo Charlie Brown

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6: Sammy's Sticky Lap and a Bavarian Creme Pie

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5: Barenaked Ladies and a Poop Chute

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4: Illuminati Club and a Wishbone Wearing Pants

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3: UFO Woodstock and a Generic Excuse

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2: A Throbbing Moist Cuisine and Blucifer's Blood Sacrifice

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1: Feeling Conspiricized and an Amalgamation of Weird

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