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All Episodes

Contempt — 53 episodes

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Title
1

The Near Assassination of a Former President

2

The Urban Orchestra in Rome or London

3

Why Millennials and Gen Z Would Be Great at War

4

You Don't Get to Make Pizza Online

5

Making things a thing

6

The Great Pyramids of Tyrannical Farts

7

Adding Value vs Masking Flaws

8

Hangry and Novelty Socks Wearing Personalities

9

A Learner's Sign, But for New Language Speakers

10

Water Makes You Fat

11

Three Uber Drivers Walk Into a Bar

12

Why Online Trolls Matter

13

My Bicycle Identifies as a Car

14

I Empathise with Israel, HOWEVER....

15

Laughing at my Near Panic Attack

16

Learning a new language to insult people in

17

Love and Stores that Smell Weird

18

My Head in the Sand

19

I Just Wanna Love Ya

20

Hyperaware Weirdo

21

Don't Twerk on TikTok, Go See David

22

Human Beings Happen To Be Not Good

23

Mince Pie Blues

24

Do What You Can By Doing Nothing

25

I'm An Adult, I Think

26

WOOO! and other ways to empty a room

27

Fake Eyelashes and Cultural Deception

28

The Man with the Egg Sandwich

29

No One Really Cares

30

Climbing Through My Kitchen Window

31

Courage, Confined Spaces and Insults

32

Floodings, Earthquakes and Singing

33

Bad Words

34

Mosquitoes

35

Moody Waitresses and Giant Croissants

36

Just like Candy

37

Value

38

Karaoke

39

Eating Salad

40

Screaming in the Background

41

Blacksmiths

42

I'm a Leaf

43

Life's A Thrill

44

Conflicted and other poems

45

The Doom of Beauty

46

I Have a Rendezvous with Death

47

Refusal

48

Till I Collapse

49

She Walks In Beauty

50

Porcelain

51

Money, O!

52

Voice Dictating in a Plane over Europe

53

Shelter from the Storm