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Cool Story - A Wheel of Time Podcast — 264 episodes
Call it What you Want; It’s a Tent, Girl... (COT: Ch 17 - Ch 18)
My Name is Delana Mosalaine and I Have Something to Say (COT: Ch 15 - Ch 16)
Perpetual Motion Machine of Embarrassment (COT: Ch 13 - Ch 14)
Why not Stephanie?! (COT: Ch 11 - Ch 12)
Costume Change Queen (COT: Ch 09 - Ch 10)
Smelling Insane - Not Metaphorically (COT: Ch 07 - Ch 08)
Perrin, Alone in the Group Chat (COT: Ch 05 - Ch 06)
Welcome to Ebou Dar, Bitch (COT: Ch 03 - Ch 04)
This is the Diary of Matrim Cauthon (COT: Ch 01 - Ch 02)
Halos, Cuties & Younglings (COT: Prologue)
Season 9 Wrap-Up & What's Next? (WH Side Quest)
Throbbing with the Energy of the Taint (WH: Ch 34 - Ch 35)
Rand Wants Uppies (WH: Ch 32 - Ch 33)
An Over-the-Top Caricature of a Bitchy and Aging Homosexual (WH: Ch 30 - Ch 31)
Up All Night, Fingering His Medallion (WH: Ch 28 - Ch 29)
Scalawag, Womanizer, Darkfriend - Triple Threat (WH: Ch 26 - Ch 27)
What Those Hairpins Do?? (WH: Ch 24 - Ch 25)
Is it Safe? Is it Fashion? (WH: Ch 22 - Ch 23)
Don’t Get Mushy, Punch Him in the Ribs (WH: Ch 20 - Ch 21)
I Know You Love a Creature (WH: Ch 18 - Ch 19)
She’s Still Dressed like a Magician (WH: Ch 16 - Ch 17)
I Learned it from Watching YOU Mat!!! (WH: Ch 14 - Ch 15)
Verin Wins it All (WH: Ch 13)
A Seafood Apprentice (WH: Ch 11-12)
The World’s Worst Eggroll (WH: Ch 09-10)
Aes Sedai Housewives Girls Trip (WH: Ch 07-08)
Perrin: Naked and Afraid (WH: Ch 05-06)
Sevanna Giving Burning Man, but Make it Fashion (WH: Ch 03-04)
Wolf Wide Web Connectivity Issues (WH: Ch 01-02)
Parading Around With a Bow & Arrow and a Braid (WH: Prologue)
Season 8 Wrap-Up & What's Next? (LOC Side Quest)
*CLAP* Perrin Kinda Like the Smell (TPOD: Ch 30-31)
Her Hair is LITERALLY Full of Secrets (TPOD: Ch 28-29)
Bare LEGS?! Not in MY City… (TPOD: Ch 26-27)
Captain General Nicki Minaj (TPOD: Ch 24-25)
Actually…Let’s Rain Check the Black Tower (TPOD: Ch 22-23)
What are you Doing Here Without Narishma? (TPOD: Ch 20-21)
Eelfin’s Slutty Gromble Heels (WoT on Prime S03 E08)
Doesn’t Feel like a Big Yay! (WoT on Prime S03 E07)
Mat Lookin Like a Whole Honeycake (WoT on Prime S03 E06)
Really Hard on the CARN (WoT on Prime S03 E05)
The Gays of Legends (WoT on Prime S03: E03 - E04)
Lesbian Aunt Moiraine’s Beach Day (WoT on Prime S03: E01 - E02)
We’re Aes Sedai, Not the AARP (TPOD: Ch 18-19)
OK Nobles, Let’s go to Mood! (TPOD: Ch 16-17)
Speaking of Felicity… (TPOD: Ch 14-15)
Hey Siri, Kill Rand al’Thor (TPOD: Ch 12-13)
Perrin's Little Polycule (TPOD: Ch 10-11)
They’re Hot & Dirty, Husband (TPOD: Ch 08-09)
Because…Goats (TPOD: Ch 06-07)
Pure Moods: Ebou Dar Edition (TPOD: Ch 04-05)
Not Since the Hedgehog… (TPOD: Ch 02-03)
Not in Kandor Anymore (TPOD: Prologue - Ch 01)
Season 7 Wrap-Up & What's Next? (ACOS Side Quest)
Spears, Britney (ACOS: Ch 40-41)
Her Flabbers are Gasted (ACOS: Ch 38-39)
A’Shonda’Rhimes (ACOS: Ch 36-37)
Below Deck - Atha'an Miere (ACOS: Ch 34-35)
Min: Recent Graduate of the BBA (ACOS: Ch 32-33)
Stroking the Mind-Strap (ACOS: Ch 30-31)
The Sulking Room (ACOS: Ch 28-29)
Faile’s Fan Club (ACOS: Ch 26-27)
I’m Not Like a Regular Myrddraal, I'm a Cool Myrddraal (ACOS: Ch 24-25)
Circle? Send a Message to Setalle (ACOS: Ch 22-23)
The Old Birgitte Can’t Come to the Phone Right Now… (ACOS: Ch 20-21)
Merilille, Myrelle, Merana - Different Stories, Different Women - A Lifetime Original Picture (ACOS: Ch 18-19)
Fond of Foxes (ACOS: Ch 16-17)
Mili Skane and her Pseudonym (ACOS: Ch 14-15)
Myrelle: Woman on the Verge (ACOS: Ch 12-13)
Not Salami, the Other One (ACOS: Ch 10-11)
Intense In Tents (ACOS: Ch 08-09)
Comma, Trauma (ACOS: Ch 06-07)
Ta'veren, Amirite?! (ACOS: Ch 04-05)
More Nancy Drew, Less Nancy Grace (ACOS: Ch 02-03)
Some New Beginnings (ACOS: Prologue-Ch 01)
Season 6 Wrap-Up & What's Next? (LOC Side Quest)
Pinky and Dobraine (LOC: Ch 54-Epilogue)
The Little Old Ladies from Ebou Dar (LOC: Ch 52-53)
Power Tool Glove (LOC: Ch 50-51)
Loial, in his Herman Munster Shoes (LOC: Ch 48-49)
Rock Me Adeleas (LOC: Ch 46-47)
Daddy Said “Go!” (LOC: Ch 44-45)
Eleven is a Dangerous Number (LOC: Ch 42-43)
Dissolving into Gales of Laughter (LOC: Ch 40-41)
I’m Not Asking…but I am Wondering (LOC: Ch 38-39)
And They Call Her Mother (LOC: Ch 35-37)
Another BEEFISODE?! (LOC: Ch 32-34)
Whitecloaks are Whitecloaking (LOC: Ch 30-31)
Blah Blah Blah, Death is Coming (LOC: Ch 28-29)
Ribbon Dancing Horse Show (LOC: Ch 26-27)
The BEEFISODE (LOC: Ch 23-25)
Shadar Logoth, Schmadar Logoth (LOC: Ch 21-22)
I’m Not a Maiden…Not Yet a Wise One (LOC: Ch 19-20)
Overkill or The Right Amount of Kill (LOC: Ch 17-18)
Mora: A Very Legendary Wine (LOC: Ch 15-16)
Welcome to Tar Salon (LOC: Ch 13-14)
The Muppet Version of French (LOC: Ch 11-12)
Moghedien the Icelandic Musical Sensation (WoT on Prime S02 E08)
Elayne & Nynaeve the Detectives (WoT on Prime S02 E07)
Ryma the Bloodbender (WoT on Prime S02 E06)
Lanfear the Sanderson Sister (WoT on Prime S02 E05)
Logain the Sommelier (WoT on Prime S02 E04)
Selene the Sociopath (WoT on Prime S02 E03)
Nynaeve the Plant Witch (WoT on Prime S02 E02)
Moiraine the Milkmaid (WoT on Prime S02 E01)
Omerna Explains it All (LOC: Ch 09-10)
The Old Still n' Kill (LOC: Ch 07-08)
Sex Du Soleil (LOC: Ch 05-06)
Wetlander Commander (LOC: Ch 03-04)
A Tough Idiot (LOC: Ch 01-02)
No Ordinary Myrddraal (LOC: Prologue)
Tumbleweeds of the Mouth (NS: Ch 25, 26 & Epilogue)
Whip Lessons (NS: Ch 23-24)
Brigands and Braziers (NS: Ch 21-22)
The Lea Michele Effect (NS: Ch 19-20)
Honey Badger Sedai (NS: Ch 17-18)
Clapping Bells?! (NS: Ch 15-16)
Went to a Job Interview, Now You're Dead (NS: Ch 13-14)
Get In Siuan, We're Going Shopping (NS: Ch 11-12)
Moiraine Saw the Sign - And it Opened Up Her Eyes (NS: Ch 09-10)
A Little Sass on the L (NS: Ch 07-08)
Scattin' Down Names (NS: Ch 05-06)
The Amyrlin Screams “That's My OPINION!!!” (NS: Ch 03-04)
Like a Comet... (NS: Ch 01-02)
Season 5 Wrap-Up & What's Next? (TFOH Side Quest)
Collared Moggy & A F*** Ton of Balefire (TFOH: Ch 54-56)
It's Giving Final Boss (TFOH: Ch 51-53)
The Tower (In Quotation Marks) (TFOH: Ch 49-50)
The Elaida/Moghedien Evil Variety Hour (TFOH: Ch 47-48)
A Raucous Ruckus (TFOH: Ch 45-46)
Dead Men in my Head (TFOH: Ch 43-44)
I’m Not a Soldier, I’m a Rockstar (TFOH: Ch 41-42)
Feeding a Shien-army (TFOH: Ch 39-40)
Free the Nipple, Nynaeve (TFOH: Ch 37-38)
Moonbow Scientist (TFOH: Ch 35-36)
Covered in Pear Juice...Hating Life (TFOH: Ch 33-34)
So Rand Replies..."Shut the F$*# Up!" (TFOH: Ch 30-32)
Noodling Over the Note (TFOH: Ch 28-29)
Red Ajah with Munchausen (TFOH: Ch 26-27)
Magical Space Sorceress of Dreams (TFOH: Ch 24-25)
Birdcalls by Night, Trolloc’s Delight (TFOH: Ch 22-23)
A Seasonal Witch & Music Psychic (TFOH: Ch 20-21)
Speaking of Diabolical Villains… (TFOH: Ch 18-19)
Magicking Everything as Fast as Possible (TFOH: Ch 16-17)
Big Blonde Braid (TFOH: Ch 14-15)
Nynaeve: Backseat Driver & Queen of Petty (TFOH: Ch 12-13)
Spies on Spies on Spies (TFOH: Ch 10-11)
Men! Amirite Ladies? (TFOH: Ch 08-09)
Alex Mack Hellhounds (TFOH: Ch 06-07)
Wise One Wing-Women (TFOH: Ch 04-05)
Tar Valoon - Traveling Circus (TFOH: Ch 02-03)
Stilled and Killed (TFOH: Ch 01)
Previously on the Wheel of Time... (TFOH: Prologue)
Season 4 Wrap-Up & What's Next? (TDR Side Quest)
Ring Around the Randy (TSR: Ch 57-58)
Moggy and the Rogue Baddie (TSR: Ch 55-56)
Always Late but Worth the Wait (TSR: Ch 54)
Return of the Goose (TSR: Ch 52-53)
Seanchan Bizz-nass (TSR: Ch 50-51)
Tora What? Tora Who? (TSR: Ch 48-49)
The Call is Coming from Inside the Tower! (TSR: Ch 47)
Back to the Goose (TSR: Ch 45-46)
Beasty Besties (TSR: Ch 43-44)
Scooting Around Tel'aran'rhiod (TSR: Ch 41-42)
Remembories (TSR: Ch 39-40)
Lanfear Adjacent (TSR: Ch 37-38)
ix-Nay on the inker-Tay (TSR: Ch 35-36)
I'm the Dragon, Deal with It. (TSR: Ch 33-34)
The Olfactory Thing (TSR: Ch 31-32)
Wrapped in Worry (TSR: Ch 29-30)
The Wolf Wide Web (TSR: Ch 27-28)
Paul Blart: Aielman (TSR: Ch 24-26)
Rand’s Brand Hand (TSR: Ch 22-23)
Legendary Channeler Be'Yonce (TSR: Ch 20-21)
The Cockles of your Heart (SIDE QUEST: Prime E08)
Sort of Demonic-y (SIDE QUEST: Prime E07)
A Quick Break at Easing the Badger (SIDE QUEST: WoT on Prime)
Sideboob, If you Will (SIDE QUEST: Prime E06)
Warder’s Quarters (SIDE QUEST: Prime E05)
No Honeycakes Yet?! (SIDE QUEST: Prime E04)
Technically True, Intensely Misleading (SIDE QUEST: Prime E02-03)
Congratulations, Braid your Hair (SIDE QUEST: Prime E01)
Being Petty in the Ways (TSR: Ch 18-19)
Just the Chickens (TSR: Ch 16-17)
Voldemort Face (TSR: Ch 14-15)
The Perversion of a Bare Ankle (TSR: Ch 12-13)
Lanfear... He's Just Not That Into You (TSR: Ch 10-11)
Card-tastrophes and Axe-idents (TSR: Ch 08-09)
Rand: Like a Virgin (TSR: Ch 06-07)
Side Quest: Massive Shaft (ft. guests Jenny and Tanner!)
Bubbles of Evil (TSR: Ch 03-05)
Tender Morsels (TSR: Ch 02)
Fabled Farmlands (TSR: Ch 01)
Season 3 Wrap Up & What's Next? (TDR Side Quest)
That’s So Maven (TDR: Ch 55 - Ch 56)
The Beast Never Sings (TDR: Ch 51 - Ch 54)
Worst Girls Trip EVER (TDR: Ch 49 - Ch 50)
Gilda is Basically Twitter (TDR: Ch 47 - Ch 48)
He’s No Prince (TDR: Ch 45 - Ch 46)
Lan and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Cloak (TDR: Ch 43 - Ch 44)
The Petty Palace (TDR: Ch 41 - Ch 42)
Far Dareis Witherspoon (TDR: Ch 39 - Ch 40)
The Look, the Feel…of Aiel (TDR: Ch 37 - Ch 38)
She’s Got Ba’alz (TDR: Ch 35 - Ch 36)
Lady and the Ogier (TDR: Ch 33 - Ch 34)
The Queen of Pun-ishment (TDR: Ch 31 - Ch 32)
The Musical Future (TDR: Ch 29 - Ch 30)
Queen Mom (TDR: Ch 27 - Ch 28)
That's So Ta'veren (TDR: Ch 25 - Ch 26)
Two Ter'angreal Walk into a Bar (TDR: Ch 23 - Ch 24)
Sunday Night Sadness (TDR: Ch 21 - Ch 22)
Supposetably (TDR: Ch 19 - Ch 20)
Let's Address the Soulless in the Room (TDR: Ch 17 - Ch 18)
Good to See You, GTFO (TDR: Ch 15 - Ch 16)
Warder Sleepaway Camp (TDR: Ch 13 - Ch 14)
Sheriam is Building a Mystery (TDR: Ch 11 - Ch 12)
Perrin's "Situation" (TDR: Ch 9 - Ch 10)
The Gay Atheist Whitecloaks Throuple (TDR: Ch 7 - Ch 8)
Perrin in His Underwear (TDR: Ch 5 - Ch 6)
Don’t Worry, I’m Sure She’s Gonna Die (TDR: Ch 3 - Ch 4)
Do Loial's Have Hooves? (The Dragon Reborn: Prologue - Chapter 2)
Season 2 Wrap Up & What's Next? (TGH Side Quest)
Not Now Birgitte! (TGH Chapters 47-50)
Egwene is Being Super Happy (TGH Chapters 45 & 46)
Nynaeve Take the Wheel (TGH Chapters 42 - 44)
Robert Jordan: The Multicolored Pen of Our Time (TGH Chapters 40 & 41)
Our BFF and Cultural Icon Horny Else Grinwell (TGH Chapters 38 & 39)
A Little Bit Less Gwenyth Paltrow (TGH Chapters 36 & 37)
Ice Cream Is Not Candy (TGH Chapters 34 & 35)
Erupting Into a Cloud of Bats (TGH Chapters 32 & 33)
The Horn of Valerie (TGH Chapters 30 & 31)
Is it Mustache or Mustache? (TGH Chapter 29)
A Bad Cartoon Irish Pirate (TGH Chapters 27 & 28)
*Italian Chef Kiss* (TGH Chapters 25 & 26)
David Bowie's Giant Bulge (TGH Chapters 23 & 24)
Dusty Manuscripts: Live at the Spirit Library (TGH Chapters 21 & 22)
Angry Bee Enthusiasts (TGH Chapters 19 & 20)
Boom Boom Man, Horny Maws Gaping and Whitelighters, Oh My! (TGH Chapters 17 &18)
Keep Calm and Play with Thom's Flute (TGH Chapters 15 and 16)
Magic Eye Posters (TGH Chapters 13 and 14)
Welcome to the Stage, Ruby Dagger! (TGH Chapters 11 and 12)
Yes, And (TGH Chapters 9 and 10)
Padan Fain Drinks Your Milkshake (TGH Chapters 7 and 8)
Liandrin, in Amalisa's Quarters, with the One Power (TGH Chapters 5 and 6)
Rand Needs a Therapist (TGH Chapters 3 and 4)
Darkfriend Social = A Work Holiday Party (The Great Hunt Prologue - Chapter 2)
Black Lives Matter
Side Quest - The Eye of The World Recap/Wrap-up
TEOTW Chapters 48-End
TEOTW Chapters 44-47
Side Quest Episode 2 - Casting the Caemlyn Characters
TEOTW Chapters 40-43
TEOTW Chapters 37-39
TEOTW Chapters 33-36
TEOTW Chapters 28 - 32
TEOTW Chapters 23-27
TEOTW Chapters 19 - 22
TEOTW Chapters 17 & 18
The Eye of The World Chapters 13-16
The Eye of The World Chapters 10-12
The Eye of The World Chapters 7, 8, and 9
Side Quest Episode 1 - The Wheel of Time Casting
The Eye of The World Chapters 3-6
The Eye of The World - Prologue - Chapter 2