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1

Land Rover Discovery 300Tdi ES vs Mitsubishi Shogun 2.8 TD GLS SWB

2

Retro Road Test: BMW M535i vs Rover SD1 Vitesse (1985)

3

The Good Gentleman’s Guide to Getting DV Clearance!

4

Retro Road Test: Isuzu Piazza Turbo vs Subaru XT Turbo

5

Retro Road Test: Renault 19 GTS vs Toyota Corolla 1.6 GL (1988)

6

What Can Replace The Curriculum Vitae Now That AI Has Rendered Them Useless?

7

Late June 2026 Advertised Requirements

8

Carried Interest For Micro Private Capital

9

Retro Road Test: Ford P100 vs Vauxhall Brava

10

Retro Road Test: Lancia Prisma 1600 vs Renault 9 GTX

11

How To Stop Labour Ruining The Country!

12

14th Anniversary!

13

Retro Road Test: Peugeot 605 SRi 2.0 vs Rover 820i

14

Mid June 2026 Advertised Requirements

15

How to Keep £400,000 of Spending Secret from a Significant Other

16

What Happened to Dbase?

17

Retro Road Test: Ford Sierra XR4x4 vs Audi 90 Quattro

18

Internet Stalkers Update June 2026

19

The Current State of Visual Basic for Applications

20

Early June 2026 Advertised Requirements

21

Retro Road Test: Lancia Thema vs Saab 9000 (UK, 1991, Mid Spec)

22

Retro Road Test: Alfa Romeo GTV Twin Spark vs Fiat Coupé 20V Turbo (1995)

23

Can AI Rid the NHS of its Awful Internal Politics and Bullying Culture?

24

Late May 2026 Advertised Requirements

25

Retro Road Test: Peugeot 405 Mi16 vs Renault 21 Turbo – 1991

26

Why Because of AI do HR Departments Need To Fundamentally Change Their Attitude To Employees?

27

A Bad British Airways is Worse Than a Good Ryanair

28

Retro Road Test: BMW 735i SE vs Jaguar Sovereign 3.6 (1987, UK Spec)

29

Why “Randy Mandy” Should Be a Warning to All Employers and Boards

30

Retro Road Test: Fiat Strada Abarth 130 TC vs Mitsubishi Colt 1600 Turbo (1984, UK Spec)

31

Retro Road Test: Fiat Croma vs Lancia Thema (1989 UK-spec)

32

Retro Road Test: Citroën BX 16v vs Peugeot 405 Mi16 (1992, UK Spec)

33

Court Guinness Big Easter Update 2026

34

Early April 2026 Advertised Requirements

35

Retro Road Test: Lancia Thema vs Vauxhall Carlton (1990, UK Spec)

36

Retro Road Rest: Vauxhall Belmont vs Volkswagen Jetta (1987, UK Spec)

37

Let’s Solve The AI Recruitment Problem

38

Retro Road Test: Daihatsu Sportrak vs Suzuki Vitara (1991, UK)

39

Retro Browser Wars: Internet Explorer vs Netscape Navigator

40

Road Test: Daihatsu Copen vs Honda S660 — The Battle of Japan’s Pocket Rockets

41

What Happened to Microsoft J++?

42

Retro Road Test: Austin Maestro vs Nissan Sunny. 1986 Spec, 1.6 litre

43

Late March 2026 Advertised Requirements

44

Why the NHS 1–10 Pain Scale is Not Fit for Purpose and Should Be Replaced

45

Retro Road Test: Citroen ZX vs Ford Escort 1993, UK Spec

46

Why Micro Private Capital Overestimates Its Access to “Proprietary Deal Flow”

47

Browser Wars: Google Chrome vs Mozilla Firefox

48

Why Most Micro Deals Are Underwritten on Vibes

49

The Succession Time Bomb in Small Portfolios

50

Why Micro Investors Confuse Busyness With Value Creation

51

Road Test: Bedford Midi vs Renault Trafic (UK, 1989)

52

Retro Road Test: Ferrari F355 vs Lotus Espirit S4

53

Mid March 2026 Advertised Requirements

54

Houseswap March 2026

55

Retro Road Test: BMW Z3 vs Honda S2000 (2000)

56

Why Operational Leverage Is the Most Misused Phrase in Small Deals

57

1983 Datsun Laurel vs. 1983 Talbot Tagora

58

Early March 2026 Advertised Requirements

59

The Psychology of Illiquidity: Why Micro Investors Underestimate It

60

Why Most Micro Private Capital Portfolios Are Riskier Than They Admit

61

Retro Road Test: 1985 Lancia Delta Vs 1985 Renault 11

62

Late February 2026 Advertised Requirements

63

Retro Road Test: Lotus Elan (M100) vs Mazda MX-5 — 1991 Spec — UK

64

The Silent Cost of Being “Founder-Friendly”

65

So The Warwickshire Chief Constable Has Resigned?

66

Why Micro Private Capital Still Beats Institutional Money (Despite Itself)

67

Been Having A Few Bunfights Recently!

68

Retro Road Test: 1991 Lancia Thema 8.32 vs 1991 Lotus Carlton

69

Mid February 2026 Advertised Requirements

70

Why Everyone in Micro Private Capital Thinks They’re Value-Add (and Most Aren’t)

71

What Micro Private Capital Gets Wrong About Itself

72

Retro Road Test: 1988 Renault 5 GT Turbo vs. Ford Fiesta XR2

73

80’s Flashback! FOUR STAR, TWO STAR, AND A FREE MAP!

74

Retro Road Test Peugeot 309 vs Toyota Corolla (1988, UK Spec)

75

The Current Outlook for the Micro Private Capital Market A 6 – 9 Month View.

76

RETRO ROAD TEST: 1998 ASTON MARTIN DB7 vs 1998 JAGUAR XK8

77

Micro Private Equity versus Micro Private Credit: the Pro’s and Con’s

78

Early February 2026 Advertised Requirements

79

What Skills Can Dogs Bring to Micro Private Equity!

80

Retro Road Test: 1992 LANCIA DEDRA vs 1992 VAUXHALL CAVALIER

81

So Why The Police Reforms Announced A Few Days Ago Not Gone Enough? Part Two

82

Late January 2026 Advertised Requirements

83

So Where Am I On Police Reforms

84

Microsoft Edge vs Google Chrome: A Tale of Two Browsers, One Internet, and Far Too Many Tabs

85

Retro Road Test: Porsche 944 vs Toyota Supra (1989 UK Road Test)

86

Mid January 2026 Advertised Requirements

87

Retro Road Test: Ford Maverick vs Vauxhall Frontera (1995 UK Road Test)

88

What Skills Can Cats Bring to Micro Private Equity!

89

Early January 2026 Advertised Requirements

90

So Warwickshire Police DO have Theiving Police Officers!

91

Retro Road Test: 1990 Jaguar XJ6 2.9 vs. 1990 Vauxhall Senator 3.0

92

Retro Road Test: 1992 FORD GRANADA 2.0 v LANCIA THEMA 2.0

93

Retro Road Test: 1992 Ford Transit vs 1992 Renault Trafic

94

Retro Road Test: Austin Maestro vs Fiat Tipo (1989, UK Spec)

95

Court Guinness Big Xmas Update 2025

96

Retro road Test: Bugatti EB110 vs Jaguar XJ220

97

Late December 2025 Advertised Requirements

98

Retro Road Test: Mazda MX-6 vs Rover 220 Coupé (1994): THE SHOWDOWN

99

Retro Road Test: 1987 Fiat X1/9 vs 1987 Toyota MR2

100

Retro Road Test: 1983 Vauxhall Astra GTE vs. 1983 Volkswagen Golf GTI

101

What Skills Can Hospitality Workers Bring to Micro Private Equity!

102

Mid December 2025 Advertised Requirements

103

Retro ROAD TEST: Ford Fiesta 1.1 vs Lancia Y10 1.1 (1987 UK Specs)

104

The Rigs And Tech Update December 2025

105

Retro Road Test: Renault Scenic Vs Vauxhall Zafira (2004)

106

Citroën CX vs Peugeot 505 – A 1986 UK-Spec Road Test

107

Lets Talk About PIP and Motability….

108

Mazda 323 vs Volkswagen Golf (1990 UK-Spec Road Test)

109

What Skills Can Lorry Drivers Bring to Micro Private Equity!

110

To What Extent Will AI Damage the UK Recruitment Industry in the Next Five Years?

111

Retro Road Test: 1991 Fiat Tipo 1.4 vs 1991 Ford Escort 1.4L

112

Early December 2025 Advertised Requirements

113

To what extent will AI damage the UK professional services industry in the next five years?

114

Nextcloud Vs Pydio

115

Retro Road Test: Nissan Patrol vs Toyota Land Cruiser (1992 UK Specs)

116

Retro Road Test: Ford Granada 2.0 vs Renault 25 2.0 (1992 UK-Spec)

117

Late November 2025 Advertised Requirements

118

Owncloud Vs Nextcloud. The Latest!!

119

The State Of Borland Delphi in 2025

120

Retro Road Test: Ford Escort Cabriolet vs Rover 216 Cabriolet (1993)

121

To What Extent Will AI Damage The UK IT Contracting Industry In The Next 5 Years?

122

Retro Road Test: Jaguar X-Type 2.5 V6 vs Rover 75 2.5 V6

123

Retro Road test — Ford Escort (1989) vs Mazda 323 (1989)

124

Mid November 2025 Advertised Requirements

125

Lucy’s Blog: Its My 7th Birthday!!! November 2025

126

Retro Road Test: Ford Granada vs Vauxhall Carlton — 1990 road test (2.0-litre)

127

Shadow IT? What’s Wrong with It?

128

The Bullying Culture in the NHS

129

The UK Social Domestic Care Industry: Faults and Failings

130

Retro Road test: BMW 525 (E34) vs Rover 827 — 1992 UK spec

131

Late October 2025 Advertised Requirements

132

Retro Road Test: Audi Coupé 2.0E vs Volkswagen Corrado 2.0 16V (1993 UK Spec)

133

What Skills Can S*x Workers Bring to Micro Private Equity?

134

Retro Road Test: Ferrari F355 vs Porsche 911 (993) – Road Test, 1997

135

Why Multi-Level Marketing Should Be Outlawed

136

Retro Road Test: Ford Granada 2.0 vs Volvo 240 2.0 — Battle of the Big Beasts (1984)

137

Retro Road Test: Mazda Xedos 6 vs Volvo 850 (1993 specs, UK)

138

Mid October 2025 Advertised Requirements

139

The Rap Sheet October 2025

140

Microsoft Visual InterDev? What?

141

What Skills Can Bank Robbers Bring to Micro Private Equity?

142

Retro Road Test: Rover 600 vs Saab 900 (1995, 2.0 Litres)

143

Retro Road Test: The Capri vs the Fuego: A 1984 Road Test

144

Retro Road Test: Volvo 740 vs Vauxhall Carlton (1991, UK Specs, 2.0 Engines)

145

Retro Road Test: Austin Princess 2.0 vs Ford Cortina 2.0 (1980 UK Specs)

146

Court Guinness Big Birthday Update 2025

147

Retro Road Test: Suzuki Samurai vs Lada Niva (1990 UK Specs)

148

Road Test: Citroën XM 2.0 vs Ford Granada 2.0 (UK, 1991)

149

Retro Road Test: Bedford Midi vs Ford Transit (1990)

150

What Skills Can the NHS Bring to Micro Private Equity?

151

Late September 2025 Advertised Requirements

152

Second Open Letter to Utility Warehouse CEO

153

Open Letter To Utility Warehouse CEO

154

Retro Road Test: Mercedes-Benz C-Class vs BMW 3-Series (1996, UK Spec, 2.0 Litre)

155

Retro Road Test: Fiat 131 vs Ford Cortina (1981 UK Specs)

156

Mid September 2025 Advertised Requirements

157

Retro Road Test: The 1987 Ford Sierra RS Cosworth vs the 1987 BMW M3: An Anglo-German Grudge Match

158

Road Test: Nextcloud vs SharePoint

159

Police Corruption Speech 14/09/2025

160

What Skills Can Teachers Bring to Micro Private Equity?

161

Retro Road Test: Ford Mondeo ST vs Jaguar X-Type (2004), (UK)

162

Retro Road Test: Suzuki Hayabusa vs Honda Fireblade (1999)

163

Fairline Targa 36 vs Sealine S37: A Battle of British Sports Cruisers

164

Retro Road Test: Talbot Tagora vs Volkswagen Santana (1984 UK)

165

Late August 2025 Advertised Requirements

166

Retro Road Test: 1999 Honda Fireblade vs Yamaha YZF-R1

167

Court Guinness Big Summer Update 2025

168

Retro Road Test: 1978 Volkswagen Golf GTI vs Ford Escort RS2000

169

Retro Road Test Renault Clio vs Peugeot 205 (1991)

170

Retro Road Test: Opel Manta B vs Volkswagen Scirocco II (1985 UK Specs)

171

Mid August 2025 Advertised Requirements

172

Why RAG Ratings for Risk and Project Management Do Not Work and Should Be Abandoned in Favour of More Rigorous Rating Methods

173

Microsoft Visual Basic Vs Sybase PowerBuilder

174

Key Techniques and Tools for Business Process Reengineering

175

Retro Road Test: Ford Transit Vs Renault Master (1990)

176

Retro Road Test: 1979 Ford Escort Van vs. Morris Marina Van

177

Speech Given By Court Guinness On Reaching 1,000 Days With a Continual Headache

178

A Job Creation Scheme For The Incompetent, Workshy And Unemployable?

179

Is Their Arrogance Their Only Friend?

180

13th Anniversary!

181

ChatGPT Summary Of This Website

182

Early June 2025 Advertised Requirements

183

Retro Road Test: 1994 Jeep Cherokee vs 1994 Land Rover Discovery

184

What Skills the Armed Forces Can Bring to Micro Private Equity

185

Retro Road Test: 1995 Road Test: Rover 220 Coupé vs Vauxhall Calibra

186

Rachmanism vs Housing Associations

187

Retro Road Test: Ford Mondeo vs Renault Laguna

188

Retro Road Test: Rover 827 vs Volvo 960

189

Rachmanism

190

End May 2025 Advertised Requirements

191

Borland Delphi Vs Visual Basic

192

Retro Road Test : Volkswagen Corrado vs Rover 220 Coupe

193

The Decline of the UK’s IT Contracting Industry Since 1995 and Its Future Prospects

194

Has the Consultancy Industry Lost Its Creativity and Why?

195

Retro Road Test: Fiat Punto vs Ford Fiesta

196

Retro Road Test: Bugatti EB110 vs Ferrari F40

197

Lucy’s Blog: The Tally So Far

198

The Status Of Visual Basic in 2025

199

May 2025 Advertised Requirements

200

What Skills the Clergy Can Bring to Micro Private Equity?

201

Retro Road Test: MG Metro Turbo vs Ford Fiesta XR2

202

Retro Road Test: Renault Scenic vs Fiat Multipla

203

Nespresso Vs Tassimo

204

Retro Road Test: 1991 Ford Sierra vs 1991 Volkswagen Passat

205

Retro Road Test: 1998 Audi A4 vs 1998 Volvo S40

206

Retro Road Test: Ford Escort Van vs Vauxhall Astramax

207

Court Guinness Big Easter Update 2025

208

Easter 2025 Advertised Requirements

209

I Once Said…..

210

What the Micro Private Equity Sector Can Learn from the Recruitment Industry?

211

April 2025 Advertised Requirements

212

Retro Road Test: Ford Fiesta vs Toyota Starlet (UK Spec,1990)

213

Retro Road Test: Vauxhall Rascal vs. Suzuki Supercarry

214

Retro Road Test: Vauxhall Omega vs BMW 5 Series

215

Retro Road Test: Rover SD1 vs Peugeot 604

216

Retro Road Test: Vauxhall Omega vs Ford Scorpio

217

Do We Really Want To Talk About Disaster Recovery and Business Continuity On A Friday?

218

Retro Road Test: Vauxhall Omega vs. Volvo 940

219

Retro Road Test: Ford Escort RS Cosworth vs. BMW M3

220

Retro Road Test: Vauxhall Omega vs Rover 800

221

Retro Road Test: Volkswagen Corrado vs Toyota Celica

222

March 2025 Advertised Requirements V2

223

March 2025 Advertised Requirements

224

Retro Road Test: Talbot Samba vs Ford Fiesta

225

Some Top Tips For Buying a Lifestyle Business

226

Retro Road Test: Rover 800 vs Saab 900

227

Branding I devised

228

So Where Am I At With Warwickshire Police?

229

Retro Road Test: Mercedes-Benz 300E vs BMW 530i

230

Retro Road Test: Rover Montego vs Nissan Bluebird

231

February 2025 Advertised Requirements

232

Deciphering The Court Guinness Mission Control Report Updated February 2025

233

I Got Microsoft CoPilot To Write A Summary Of This Site

234

Retro Road Test: Austin Maestro Van vs Ford Escort Van

235

Retro Road Test: Honda NSX vs Lotus Espirit

236

A Comprehensive Comparison Between EY and KPMG

237

Retro Road test: Toyota Land Cruiser vs Mitsubishi Shogun

238

A Comparative Analysis of Lotus Organizer and Borland Sidekick

239

Retro Road Test: Citroën AX vs Ford Fiesta

240

Retro Road Test: Ford Escort vs Honda Civic

241

Apple Ipad vs Samsung Galaxy Tablets

242

Retro Road Test: Range Rover Mk1 vs Toyota Land Cruiser

243

The Links Between Freemasonry and The UK Armed Forces

244

Retro Road Rest: Citroën 2CV vs Renault 4

245

A Comparative Analysis of Deloitte and PwC

246

Retro Road Test: Austin Metro vs. Talbot Samba

247

Comparison Between the Apple MacBook Air and the Microsoft Surface Pro

248

Retro Road Test: Mazda MX-5 vs Rover MGF

249

Retro Road Test: Rover SD1 vs. Talbot Tagora – A Clash of Forgotten Titans

250

The Current State Of Cobol v2

251

The Current State Of Cobol

252

A Comprehensive Comparison Between Lotus Approach and Microsoft Access

253

Retro Road Test: Ford Orion vs Volkswagen Jetta

254

Retro Tech: Borland Sidekick Vs Symantec Act!

255

Late December 2024 Requirements

256

Retro Road Test: Ferrari 328 vs. De Tomaso Pantera

257

Court Guinness Big Xmas Update 2024

258

Retro Road Test: Rover 600 vs BMW 3 Series

259

The Links Between the UK NHS and Freemasonry: An Examination of Potential Concerns

260

Retro Road Test: Ford Capri vs Opel Manta

261

12 years After Leaving the IT Industry

262

A Comprehensive Comparison: Deloitte vs. KPMG

263

The Rigs And Tech Update December 2024

264

Retro Road Test: Renault 21 vs Peugeot 405

265

A Comparative Analysis of EY and PWC

266

Mid December 2024 Requirements

267

Retro Road Test: Vauxhall Calibra Vs Volkswagen Corrado

268

Retro Road Test: Vauxhall Cavalier vs. Nissan Bluebird

269

The Relationship Between Freemasonry and UK Local Government Organisations: A Detailed Analysis

270

Road Test: 1991 Honda NSX vs 1991 Porsche 911 Carrera 2

271

So Four Years ago Today I announced My Retirement.

272

Lucys Blog. November 2024 My best Stunt Yet

273

Early December 2024 Requirements

274

Lets Talk Jaguar Cars

275

Retro Road Test: Ford Escort Cosworth vs. Lancia Delta Integrale

276

Retro Road Test: Peugeot 309 GTI vs. Vauxhall Astra GTE

277

Late November 2025 Requirements

278

Retro Road Test: Peugeot 405 vs Rover Montego

279

Retro Road Test – Ish! Honda Accord Vs Toyota Camry

280

Retro Road Test: Mercedes 190E vs Rover 600

281

Retro Road Test: Vauxhall Cavalier vs Volkswagen Passat

282

Deciphering The Court Guinness Mission Control Report For 2024/2025

283

Retro Road Test: Volkswagen Corrado vs. Honda Prelude

284

What Are The Links Between The UK Civil Service and Freemasonry And Are They Problematic?

285

Retro Road Test: Jeep Wrangler vs Lada Niva

286

Mid November 2024 Requirements

287

Testing Latest Court Report Format As A Podcast

288

Retro Road Test: Ferrari 348 vs Honda NSX

289

Retro Road Test: Citroen BX Vs Peugeot 405

290

Road Test: Lotus Carlton vs. Mercedes 500 E

291

Retro Road Test: Land Rover Discovery vs. Toyota Land Cruiser

292

Lucy's Birthday Message 2024

293

Early November 2024 Requirements

294

Late October 2024 Advertised Requirements v2

295

Late October 2024 Advertised Requirements

296

Retro Road Test: Audi 100 vs BMW 5 Series

297

Retro Road Test: Austin Maestro vs Ford Escort

298

Retro Road Test: Ford Orion vs Rover 216

299

Retro Road Test: Rover 800 vs. Saab 9000 – Battle of the Executive Cars

300

A Comparative Analysis of EY and Deloitte

301

Retro Road Test: Fiat Seicento vs. Volkswagen Lupo

302

Mid October 2024 Advertised Requirements

303

Open Letter To Acting Chief Constable Alex Franklin-Smith

304

Retro Road Test: Audi 100 vs. Rover 800

305

Retro Road Test: Citroen AX Vs. Vauxhall Nova

306

Retro Road Test: Ford Probe Vs Vauxhall Caibra

307

Retro Road Test Update

308

Retro Road Test: Ford Escort RS Turbo Vs. Volkswagen Golf GTI

309

So The Warwickshire Chief Constable Has Retired

310

Celebrating 3 Years Of Podcasting

311

Early October 2024 Requirements

312

Comparison Between PwC and KPMG v2

313

Retro Road Test: Nissan 300 ZX Vs Mazda RX-7

314

Retro Road Test: Alfa Romeo 75 vs. Saab 900

315

Comparison Between PwC and KPMG

316

UK Policing and Freemasonry

317

Late September 2024 Requirements

318

Big Birthday Update September 2024

319

Retro Road Test: Mazda Xedos 6 vs. BMW 3 Series v2

320

Retro Road Test: Toyota Carina vs. Mazda 626 v2

321

Retro Road Test: Ford Escort vs. Talbot Horizon v2

322

Retro Road Test: Talbot Tagora vs Ford Granada

323

Retro Road Test: Mazda Xedos 6 vs. BMW 3 Series

324

Retro Road Test: Toyota Carina vs. Mazda 626

325

Retro Road Test: Ford Escort vs. Talbot Horizon

326

Comparison between Lotus SmartSuite and Microsoft Office

327

Mid September 2024 Advertised Requirements

328

Retro Road Test: McLaren F1 vs. Jaguar XJ220

329

Borland Quattro Pro Vs Microsoft Excel

330

Retro Road Test: MG Metro vs Fiat 127 Sport

331

Retro Road Test: Ford Cortina vs. Talbot Solara

332

Retro Road Test: Ford Orion vs. Peugeot 305

333

Better Regulating The UK Recruitment Industry

334

Early September 2024 Requirements

335

Retro Road Test: Lotus Carlton vs. BMW M5

336

Comparison of Microsoft Word and WordPerfect

337

Retro Road Test: Jaguar XJS vs BMW 635CSi

338

Retro Road Test: Porsche 944 Vs Renault Alpine GTA

339

Mid August 2024 Advertised Requirements

340

Retro Road Test: Ford Escort vs. Volvo 340

341

Mid August 2024 Advertised Requirements

342

Court Guinness Big Update - August 2024

343

Early August 2024 Advertised Requirements

344

Retro Road Test: Rover Metro Vs Volkswagen Polo

345

Retro Road Test: Road Test: Fiat Uno vs. Renault 5

346

Internet Stalker Update July 2024

347

Retro Road Test: Vauxhall Cavalier vs. Volvo 440

348

July 2024: Another Communication With Sir Mark Rowley.

349

Sybase Vs Informix

350

So What Happened When I Bought an Internet Dating Agency?

351

Retro Road Test: Ford Escort XR3i Vs Rover Maestro MG

352

Mid July 2024 Advertised Requirements

353

Late June 2024 Advertised Requirements

354

Chief Constable Nick Adderley In Memoriam Of A Glorious Police Career!

355

Retro Road Test: Peugeot 205 vs. Rover Metro

356

Early June 2024 Requirements

357

Retro Road Test: Rover Mini Cooper vs. Fiat Cinquecento Sporting

358

Suspected Terrorism Incident Leamington Spa

359

So Whats The Story With Me and Warwickshire Police

360

Agile Vs Prince 2

361

Oracle Vs Sybase

362

Late May 2024 Advertised Requirements

363

Retro Road Test: Audi 80 Vs Rover 600

364

Court Guinness Mid May 2024 Update

365

Mid May 2024 Requirements

366

Retro Road Test: Ford Granada Ghia vs. Volvo 740 Turbo

367

Oracle Vs SQL Server

368

Early May 2024 Requirements

369

Event Speech 02/05/2024

370

South Yorkshire Requirements

371

A Tale of Two Classics: HP 200LX vs. Amstrad NC200

372

Mid April 2024 Requirements And Opportunities

373

Retro Road Test : Les Trois Enfants Terrible!

374

Why I am Voting Liberal Democrat

375

Retro Road Test: Ford Fiesta XR2 vs. Renault 5 Gordini

376

Police Policy Updated April 2024

377

Early April 2024 Requirements and Opportunities

378

Late March 2024 Requirements

379

Peugeot 505 GTi vs. Volvo 740 Turbo – A Road Test Showdown

380

A Comparative Analysis of the BBC Micro and the Acorn Electron

381

The Wayne Couzen’s Fiasco and The Angolini Report. Why Does It Effect Me?

382

Retro Road Test: French Shopping Trollies

383

Tinkering With The Brand

384

Retro Road Test: Four Icons: Fiat Croma, Lancia Thema, Saab 9000, and Alfa Romeo 164

385

Retro Tech: A Tale of Two Titans: Commodore 64 vs. Amstrad CPC 464

386

Mid March 2024 Advertised Requirements

387

Early March 2024 Requirements

388

Debbie Tedds Letter 3

389

Late February 2024 Requirements and Opportunities

390

Boat Test: Fleming 58 and the Grand Banks Aleutian 59

391

Mid February 2024 Advertised Requirements

392

Laptops: Dell Vs HP vs Lenovo

393

Court Guinness Update: January 2024

394

Grey Market Stock Trading in the UK: Opportunities, Challenges, and Regulatory Perspectives

395

Ultimate Retro Road Test for the 1990’s Sales Rep!

396

Retro Road Test: Vauxhall Tigra vs Toyota Paseo Vs Nissan 100 NX

397

Early February 2024 Requirements

398

Late January 2024 Requirements

399

Second Letter to Warwickshire Chief Constable

400

Police Policy

401

Testing The BP Blog As A Podcast

402

Mid January 2024 Advertised Requirements

403

Letter To Chief Constable Tedds, Warwickshire Police

404

Who Makes The Best Servers? Dell or HP?

405

Let Us Talk About Public Sector Recruitment

406

The Yachts: Princess 60 vs Fairline Squadron 62

407

Microsoft Solutions Framework (MSF): A Comprehensive Framework for Successful Project Delivery

408

The Rigs And Tech Update December 2023

409

Retro Road Test: Luxury Sedan Showdown: Jaguar XJ6 vs. Lexus LS400 vs. BMW 730i vs. Mercedes S320

410

Battle of the SUVs: Vauxhall Frontera vs. Suzuki Vitara – A Comprehensive Road Test - v2

411

Court Guinness December 2023 Update

412

A Comprehensive Comparison Between OpenProject and Microsoft Project

413

Late December 2023 Requirements

414

Battle of the SUVs: Vauxhall Frontera vs. Suzuki Vitara – A Comprehensive Road Test

415

Number Spoofing

416

Mid December 2023 Requirements

417

A Comprehensive Comparison between Microsoft Project and Oracle Primavera

418

Early december 2023 Requirements

419

Late November 2023 Requirements

420

Requirements And Opportunities Advertised For Friends - Mid November 2023

421

Retro Road Test: Sporty Coupe Showdown: Toyota Celica vs. Honda Prelude vs. Nissan 200SX

422

Microsoft Operations Framework: A Comprehensive Guide to IT Service Management

423

Some Better Ways To Spend £50,000 On Career Enhancement Than An MBA

424

Top 30 Self Hosted Apps

425

Information Technology Systems Best Suited to the Micro Private Equity Industry

426

Lucy's Message November 2023

427

A Comparative Analysis of the Jeanneau Merry Fisher and Beneteau Antares: Choosing Your Perfect Cruising Companion

428

Retro Road Test: Clash of the Titans: Porsche 928 vs. Mercedes-Benz 500 SL

429

Mid October 2023 Requirements

430

The Importance of Contact Relationship Management in the Micro Private Equity Sector

431

Headache Blog: One Year.

432

100 biggest UK Project Failures

433

The Scrapping of HS2 To Manchester. Let’s Lay it all Bare

434

The Life Coach scam poem

435

Best Practices In The Micro Private Equity Sector

436

The Downsides To SEIS

437

The UK SEIS Scheme

438

Battle of the Small Icons: Citroën 2CV, Fiat 126, Renault 4, and Austin Mini Road Test

439

Mid September 2023 Requirements

440

M62 Belt Requirements

441

Duel of Legends: Porsche 944 vs. Lotus Excel – A Thrilling Road Test V2

442

Road Test ChatGPT Style: Retro Shopping Trollies! Austin Metro vs Ford Fiesta Vs Vauxhall Nova

443

Duel of Legends: Porsche 944 vs. Lotus Excel – A Thrilling Road Test

444

Coaches!

445

Road Test : Isuzu piazza vs Honda Prelude

446

Beating the £27,000 Trap, How To Potentially Get A Better Career for £27k Than Going To University

447

Lets Talk About Lucy Letby

448

Road Test ChatGPT Style: Ultimate 1980’s Super car Showdown

449

Road Test ChatGpt Style! Retro Family Smokers Ford Escort vs Vauxhall Astra Vs Rover 214

450

Requirements And Opportunities Advertised For Friends – Continually Updated

451

The Place For MLM In Telecoms and Utilities

452

A Comprehensive Comparison Between the Sealine S38 and Princess V39: Yacht Versatility and Performance Unraveled

453

A Tale of Two Pioneers: Apple Newton vs. Psion Series 3

454

Road Test ChatGPT Style: 1980’s Mobile Skips! FSO Polonez vs Lada Riva

455

A Comparative Analysis of Apple iPhone Operating System and Android

456

The Micro Private Equity Sector: Unleashing the Potential of Small-Scale Investments

457

Road Test: Ferrari Testarossa vs. Lamborghini Countach ChatGPT Style

458

Commodore Amiga vs. Atari ST: A Battle of 16-Bit Titans

459

The Battle of British Elegance: Rover 827 Sterling vs. Jaguar XJ6 2.9 Road Test ChatGPT Style

460

Common Types of Non Consumer Fraud At Local Authorities

461

Regulating the Executive Search Industry: Ensuring Transparency, Accountability, and Ethical Practices

462

Battle of the Off-Road Titans: Land Rover Discovery vs. Mitsubishi Shogun vs. Isuzu Trooper ChatGPt Style

463

Lets Audit The BBC – And I’m Not Talking about getting faceless accountants in – This Is Better!

464

The Current Status Of UML

465

An In-Depth Critique of the Amstrad PCW and NC ranges of the 1990’s

466

Audi 80 vs. BMW 318 vs. Mercedes 190E

467

Mid July 2023 Advertised Requirements

468

A Comparison of PalmPilot and Psion Series 3: Pioneers of Handheld Computing

469

Mid July 2023 Update

470

Road Test: Ferrari 348 vs. Porsche 911 Carrera 2 v2

471

A Comprehensive Comparison of Psion Series 7, HP Jornada 728, and Toshiba Libretto

472

Road Test: Ferrari 348 vs. Porsche 911 Carrera 2

473

WCC SAR

474

Second Test Set, Court Report As a Podcast

475

Psion 3c vs. HP 200 LX

476

Regulating the Multi-Level Marketing (MLM) Industry in the UK: Ensuring Consumer Protection and Ethical Business Practices

477

V2 Ford Sierra Sapphire Cosworth, BMW M3 (E30), and Lancia Delta Integrale – Road Test ChatGPT Style!

478

Ford Sierra Sapphire Cosworth, BMW M3 (E30), and Lancia Delta Integrale – Road Test ChatGPT Style!

479

Regulating Umbrella Companies from the Worker Perspective: Ensuring Fairness, Protection, and Accountability

480

End June 2023 Advertised Requirements

481

Comparative Analysis of Managerial Skills in the Private and Public Sectors

482

The Potential of a National Inspection Force: Fostering Accountability and Performance in the Public Sector

483

Privatisation of the NHS: A Comparative Analysis of Arguments For and Against

484

The Main Arguments Against Privatisation of the NHS: Safeguarding Healthcare for All

485

The Boris Johnson Chesse and Wine Party Podcast

486

Mid June 2023 Requirements

487

Executive Force: Road Test Ford Granada. Rover 800. Vauxhall Carlton

488

The Main Arguments In Favour Of Privatising the NHS

489

Road Test: Ford Sierra Vs Vauxhall Cavalier ChatGpt Style

490

Rigs Update May 2023

491

End May 2023 Requirements

492

20 years of WordPress

493

An Essay On NHS Corruption

494

Standard Subject Access Request Notice

495

Court Guinness May 2023 update

496

The Final Market Comment From December 2020

497

Fixing Police Corruption In The United Kingdom

498

VW Golf Gti Vs Peugeot 205 Gti ChatGpt Style

499

Privatise The Police

500

The Current State Of Carrier Pre Select

501

So This Time I asked Google Bard To Write An Essay about Me

502

Time For A Little Natter About Tesco

503

How To Solve Corruption In Public Services In The United Kingdom

504

All Hail Derek The Cabbie!

505

How Would You Go About Regulating The Life Coaching Industry?

506

Stalker Update April 2023

507

The Current State Of The DSDM Methodology

508

Identity

509

Podcast Update: April 2023

510

The Current State Of The Prince2 Methodology

511

Communicating With Court Guinness – Update April 2023

512

The Current State Of The SSADM Methodology

513

How Do We Fix Ofsted?

514

The Second Headache Party

515

ChatGPT Nearly Gets It Right

516

What A Week Or Two Its Been, so lets have a round up.

517

8 Years Ago Today (17/03/2015)

518

Court Guinness Update March 2023

519

The NHS Identity Scandal – My Take

520

What Are The Main Issues With Executive Search

521

The Difference Between Pyramid Selling And Multi Level Marketing Is?

522

Second Open Letter To Mr Nick Slape In Two Days

523

Open Letter to CEO, Co-Operative bank.

524

February 2023 Recent Opportunities Advertised For Friends

525

I Just Found A Massive Issue With ChatGPT

526

Repost: The £100k dream garage

527

Repost: When 60% of your life goes down the swanny

528

Security is a wonderful thing! Please let me burgle your house!

529

The National Careers Service For The Love of God….

530

Rover 800 Essay by ChatGpt

531

Sir Michael’s Pontifications

532

So FlyBe?

533

I Had A Little Play With ChatGPT Earlier

534

The “Dead Happy” Advert

535

January 2023 – Let’s Have a Quick Chat About The Police

536

Repost: Lets Talk About INTU

537

This Famous Headache

538

Eastern Europe Requirements 01/23

539

Mid Jan 2023 Update

540

Repost: Let Us Talk Failing Grayling

541

It’s Time To Talk Warwick Hospital

542

The New Sickness Policy In Full

543

Let’s Fix The NHS! How Do We Do It?

544

Walking – Properly

545

Intellectual Property For Sale

546

Mainland Europe Requirements 12/2022

547

2022 Review and 2023 Preview

548

Carer Required For January 2023

549

Stonewater One

550

Irish Requirements 12/2022

551

Deciphering Court Report For 2023

552

Scottish Highlands and Islands Requirements

553

Comedy Club For Sale*

554

The worst Friday of the year - 2022

555

North Wales Requirements

556

The Rigs And Tech Update December 2022

557

This Year I Am Collecting For Child Abuse Charities*

558

The Christmas rush to beat them all

559

Band 5 Bullshitter Temporary Register – Update 12/2022

560

An old enemy moves on

561

Top Posts November 2022

562

M62 Belt Requirements

563

The Business Years In Numbers (1997 – 2020)

564

Gloucestershire Requirements

565

Court Guinness November Update

566

Another Fabled Ford Bites The Dust

567

Business Coaches / Life Coaches / Snake Oil Salesmen

568

Let’s Talk Birmingham New Street Station/Grand Central

569

One Year Of Podcasting On Spotify

570

Welsh Borders Requirements

571

GSTT Complaint and Investigation

572

Lucy’s Blog: Security Camera’s And Party Tricks

573

Communicating With Court Guinness – Update October 2022

574

PSA Et Opel? Pourquoi?????

575

Only 548 Left On British Roads!

576

Mobile Technology has it got better or has it got worse. Part Three.

577

Court’s Update September 2022

578

The Incident With The Queen’s State Bentley

579

Repost: Mobile Technology has it got better or has it got worse? Part Two

580

Court Guinness For Life Presidency

581

Thoughts On Recent Politics

582

Market Comment September 2022

583

Mobile Technology has it got better or has it got worse. Part One

584

Repost: Sergio Marchionne and Ferrari IPO

585

Media Conference: NHS Business Services Authority. Mr Court Guinness and Fraud.

586

NHS BSA and Fraud

587

Court Guinness General Update Early August 2022

588

Career Changers Who Buy Lifestyle Businesses Who Are They?

589

Testing Court Report As A Podcast

590

I Wonder What Is Happening In Retail

591

A Flashback: GRG

592

A Small Work Related Rant – Valuation and Freelancers

593

The Rise Of The Band 5 Bullshitter!

594

Let’s Talk The Tory Party

595

How did the United Kingdom get the Prime Minister and the government it has?

596

I’m So Glad The Metropolitan Police Has Been Placed Into Special Measures!

597

General Update Early July 2022

598

Consumer Electronics As A Marketing Gimmick. Why It Sucks!!

599

So A Frequent Flyer Tax?

600

So What Do Me and Jeremy Clarkson Have In Common?

601

10th Anniversary!

602

First ever courtguinness.co.uk Blog Post 10 Years Ago!

603

Arise Your Lordship!

604

An Excellent Prank Call! The Women’s Institute!

605

It’s Been 10 Years!

606

Airbus Hits 50!

607

Gossip Groups

608

The Drawbacks Of A Prime Central London Office

609

Repost: Has Thomas Overcooked The Hotel Sales Marketplace?

610

BA 8087, What Was It?

611

So Working From A Pub Is A New Thing, Yeah?

612

Well, They Want Some Of Us Back!

613

Shall We Natter About P&O Ferries For A Few Minutes?

614

Early April 2022 Update

615

Spare The Rod And Not The Police Officer

616

12 Years In The Mobile Phone Trade

617

Ultimate Early 90’s Bit Of Kit

618

Excessive Travel – The Right Gear

619

Dark Restaurants Are They The Future?

620

Airports Rated

621

IELTS and the NHS

622

The Business, Design and Project Methodology To Beat Them All

623

We Really Must Talk About Disabled Travel And Access

624

Testing Combined CourtWatch/CourtFax Status Reports (1) 15/03/2022

625

Testing CourtWatch As A Podcast Part One

626

What Is A PEMS Business?

627

Doing A Crap Job

628

Early February 2022 Update

629

Inflatable Roof Racks! You Must Be Joking!

630

Ford Mondeo Gone! Give Me Five Minutes!

631

3 Vs 5

632

Converting Offices To Flats

633

Deciphering CourtWatch

634

The “Rigs”

635

Appropriate Drinks – Some Questions For Dominic Raab

636

Bye Bye Marlboro

637

Lets Have a Look At The Metropolitan Police

638

Update: End November 2021

639

How I got big in Lingerie!

640

I Had A Nostalgic Look At The Database Just Now

641

Vans

642

Delivery Drivers And Culture – The Security Threat

643

Business Plans

644

So This Thing Spent 10 Years Attached To My Waist

645

Campaign To Return The Trade House Magazine

646

I Used To Make Jokes About Emotional Support Animals

647

The Avro RJ100

648

Fuel Shortages