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Court Guinness — 675 episodes
Retro Road Test: 1994 Porsche 928 GTS vs Jaguar XJS 4.0 & V12
Lucy’s Rap Sheet – August 2026
Early August 2026 Advertised Requirements
Court Guinness Big Summer Update 2026
Retro Road Test: BMW 318i vs Mercedes-Benz 190E 1.8 (1991)
Fairline Targa 29 vs Sealine S28 (1998)
Retro Road Test: Piaggio Sfera 50 vs Yamaha Jog 50
Retro Road Test: Alfa Romeo 164 Cloverleaf vs Lancia Thema Turbo (1991)
The Top 10 Open Source Self-Hosted Tools for the Micro Private/Alternatives Investor
Retro Road Test: Suzuki AE50 vs Yamaha Jog (1991 UK Spec)
Retro Road Test: Cizeta V16T vs Lamborghini Diablo
Is Manchester The New London?
Retro Road Test: 1992 Isuzu Trooper vs Mitsubishi Shogun
End July 2026 Advertised Requirements
The Top 5 Dodgiest Countries for a Good British Gent to Claim Asylum From an Oppressive British Regime
The Top 5 Countries for a Good British Gent to Claim Asylum from an Oppressive British Regime
Retro Road Test: 1982 Citroën Visa Super E vs Renault 5 TL
Retro Road Test: Aston Martin Lagonda vs Bentley Mulsanne (1986)
Retro Road Test: Nissan 100NX vs Vauxhall Tigra (1995)
Retro Road Test: Citroën C15 vs Renault Extra (1988 UK)
Sheffield/Peak District/South Yorkshire Requirements July 2026
Road Test: BMW 325i vs Volkswagen Golf VR6 (1993)
Mid July 2026 Advertised Requirements
The Top Five Problems with the Expansion of British Politics from Three to Six (or More) Parties
Retro Road Test: Talbot Sunbeam Lotus vs Vauxhall Chevette HS 2300
Over Supply In The Recruitment Sector – Can It Be Fixed?
Early July 2026 Advertised Requirements
Land Rover Discovery 300Tdi ES vs Mitsubishi Shogun 2.8 TD GLS SWB
Retro Road Test: BMW M535i vs Rover SD1 Vitesse (1985)
The Good Gentleman’s Guide to Getting DV Clearance!
Retro Road Test: Isuzu Piazza Turbo vs Subaru XT Turbo
Retro Road Test: Renault 19 GTS vs Toyota Corolla 1.6 GL (1988)
What Can Replace The Curriculum Vitae Now That AI Has Rendered Them Useless?
Late June 2026 Advertised Requirements
Carried Interest For Micro Private Capital
Retro Road Test: Ford P100 vs Vauxhall Brava
Retro Road Test: Lancia Prisma 1600 vs Renault 9 GTX
How To Stop Labour Ruining The Country!
14th Anniversary!
Retro Road Test: Peugeot 605 SRi 2.0 vs Rover 820i
Mid June 2026 Advertised Requirements
How to Keep £400,000 of Spending Secret from a Significant Other
What Happened to Dbase?
Retro Road Test: Ford Sierra XR4x4 vs Audi 90 Quattro
Internet Stalkers Update June 2026
The Current State of Visual Basic for Applications
Early June 2026 Advertised Requirements
Retro Road Test: Lancia Thema vs Saab 9000 (UK, 1991, Mid Spec)
Retro Road Test: Alfa Romeo GTV Twin Spark vs Fiat Coupé 20V Turbo (1995)
Can AI Rid the NHS of its Awful Internal Politics and Bullying Culture?
Late May 2026 Advertised Requirements
Retro Road Test: Peugeot 405 Mi16 vs Renault 21 Turbo – 1991
Why Because of AI do HR Departments Need To Fundamentally Change Their Attitude To Employees?
A Bad British Airways is Worse Than a Good Ryanair
Retro Road Test: BMW 735i SE vs Jaguar Sovereign 3.6 (1987, UK Spec)
Why “Randy Mandy” Should Be a Warning to All Employers and Boards
Retro Road Test: Fiat Strada Abarth 130 TC vs Mitsubishi Colt 1600 Turbo (1984, UK Spec)
Retro Road Test: Fiat Croma vs Lancia Thema (1989 UK-spec)
Retro Road Test: Citroën BX 16v vs Peugeot 405 Mi16 (1992, UK Spec)
Court Guinness Big Easter Update 2026
Early April 2026 Advertised Requirements
Retro Road Test: Lancia Thema vs Vauxhall Carlton (1990, UK Spec)
Retro Road Rest: Vauxhall Belmont vs Volkswagen Jetta (1987, UK Spec)
Let’s Solve The AI Recruitment Problem
Retro Road Test: Daihatsu Sportrak vs Suzuki Vitara (1991, UK)
Retro Browser Wars: Internet Explorer vs Netscape Navigator
Road Test: Daihatsu Copen vs Honda S660 — The Battle of Japan’s Pocket Rockets
What Happened to Microsoft J++?
Retro Road Test: Austin Maestro vs Nissan Sunny. 1986 Spec, 1.6 litre
Late March 2026 Advertised Requirements
Why the NHS 1–10 Pain Scale is Not Fit for Purpose and Should Be Replaced
Retro Road Test: Citroen ZX vs Ford Escort 1993, UK Spec
Why Micro Private Capital Overestimates Its Access to “Proprietary Deal Flow”
Browser Wars: Google Chrome vs Mozilla Firefox
Why Most Micro Deals Are Underwritten on Vibes
The Succession Time Bomb in Small Portfolios
Why Micro Investors Confuse Busyness With Value Creation
Road Test: Bedford Midi vs Renault Trafic (UK, 1989)
Retro Road Test: Ferrari F355 vs Lotus Espirit S4
Mid March 2026 Advertised Requirements
Houseswap March 2026
Retro Road Test: BMW Z3 vs Honda S2000 (2000)
Why Operational Leverage Is the Most Misused Phrase in Small Deals
1983 Datsun Laurel vs. 1983 Talbot Tagora
Early March 2026 Advertised Requirements
The Psychology of Illiquidity: Why Micro Investors Underestimate It
Why Most Micro Private Capital Portfolios Are Riskier Than They Admit
Retro Road Test: 1985 Lancia Delta Vs 1985 Renault 11
Late February 2026 Advertised Requirements
Retro Road Test: Lotus Elan (M100) vs Mazda MX-5 — 1991 Spec — UK
The Silent Cost of Being “Founder-Friendly”
So The Warwickshire Chief Constable Has Resigned?
Why Micro Private Capital Still Beats Institutional Money (Despite Itself)
Been Having A Few Bunfights Recently!
Retro Road Test: 1991 Lancia Thema 8.32 vs 1991 Lotus Carlton
Mid February 2026 Advertised Requirements
Why Everyone in Micro Private Capital Thinks They’re Value-Add (and Most Aren’t)
What Micro Private Capital Gets Wrong About Itself
Retro Road Test: 1988 Renault 5 GT Turbo vs. Ford Fiesta XR2
80’s Flashback! FOUR STAR, TWO STAR, AND A FREE MAP!
Retro Road Test Peugeot 309 vs Toyota Corolla (1988, UK Spec)
The Current Outlook for the Micro Private Capital Market A 6 – 9 Month View.
RETRO ROAD TEST: 1998 ASTON MARTIN DB7 vs 1998 JAGUAR XK8
Micro Private Equity versus Micro Private Credit: the Pro’s and Con’s
Early February 2026 Advertised Requirements
What Skills Can Dogs Bring to Micro Private Equity!
Retro Road Test: 1992 LANCIA DEDRA vs 1992 VAUXHALL CAVALIER
So Why The Police Reforms Announced A Few Days Ago Not Gone Enough? Part Two
Late January 2026 Advertised Requirements
So Where Am I On Police Reforms
Microsoft Edge vs Google Chrome: A Tale of Two Browsers, One Internet, and Far Too Many Tabs
Retro Road Test: Porsche 944 vs Toyota Supra (1989 UK Road Test)
Mid January 2026 Advertised Requirements
Retro Road Test: Ford Maverick vs Vauxhall Frontera (1995 UK Road Test)
What Skills Can Cats Bring to Micro Private Equity!
Early January 2026 Advertised Requirements
So Warwickshire Police DO have Theiving Police Officers!
Retro Road Test: 1990 Jaguar XJ6 2.9 vs. 1990 Vauxhall Senator 3.0
Retro Road Test: 1992 FORD GRANADA 2.0 v LANCIA THEMA 2.0
Retro Road Test: 1992 Ford Transit vs 1992 Renault Trafic
Retro Road Test: Austin Maestro vs Fiat Tipo (1989, UK Spec)
Court Guinness Big Xmas Update 2025
Retro road Test: Bugatti EB110 vs Jaguar XJ220
Late December 2025 Advertised Requirements
Retro Road Test: Mazda MX-6 vs Rover 220 Coupé (1994): THE SHOWDOWN
Retro Road Test: 1987 Fiat X1/9 vs 1987 Toyota MR2
Retro Road Test: 1983 Vauxhall Astra GTE vs. 1983 Volkswagen Golf GTI
What Skills Can Hospitality Workers Bring to Micro Private Equity!
Mid December 2025 Advertised Requirements
Retro ROAD TEST: Ford Fiesta 1.1 vs Lancia Y10 1.1 (1987 UK Specs)
The Rigs And Tech Update December 2025
Retro Road Test: Renault Scenic Vs Vauxhall Zafira (2004)
Citroën CX vs Peugeot 505 – A 1986 UK-Spec Road Test
Lets Talk About PIP and Motability….
Mazda 323 vs Volkswagen Golf (1990 UK-Spec Road Test)
What Skills Can Lorry Drivers Bring to Micro Private Equity!
To What Extent Will AI Damage the UK Recruitment Industry in the Next Five Years?
Retro Road Test: 1991 Fiat Tipo 1.4 vs 1991 Ford Escort 1.4L
Early December 2025 Advertised Requirements
To what extent will AI damage the UK professional services industry in the next five years?
Nextcloud Vs Pydio
Retro Road Test: Nissan Patrol vs Toyota Land Cruiser (1992 UK Specs)
Retro Road Test: Ford Granada 2.0 vs Renault 25 2.0 (1992 UK-Spec)
Late November 2025 Advertised Requirements
Owncloud Vs Nextcloud. The Latest!!
The State Of Borland Delphi in 2025
Retro Road Test: Ford Escort Cabriolet vs Rover 216 Cabriolet (1993)
To What Extent Will AI Damage The UK IT Contracting Industry In The Next 5 Years?
Retro Road Test: Jaguar X-Type 2.5 V6 vs Rover 75 2.5 V6
Retro Road test — Ford Escort (1989) vs Mazda 323 (1989)
Mid November 2025 Advertised Requirements
Lucy’s Blog: Its My 7th Birthday!!! November 2025
Retro Road Test: Ford Granada vs Vauxhall Carlton — 1990 road test (2.0-litre)
Shadow IT? What’s Wrong with It?
The Bullying Culture in the NHS
The UK Social Domestic Care Industry: Faults and Failings
Retro Road test: BMW 525 (E34) vs Rover 827 — 1992 UK spec
Late October 2025 Advertised Requirements
Retro Road Test: Audi Coupé 2.0E vs Volkswagen Corrado 2.0 16V (1993 UK Spec)
What Skills Can S*x Workers Bring to Micro Private Equity?
Retro Road Test: Ferrari F355 vs Porsche 911 (993) – Road Test, 1997
Why Multi-Level Marketing Should Be Outlawed
Retro Road Test: Ford Granada 2.0 vs Volvo 240 2.0 — Battle of the Big Beasts (1984)
Retro Road Test: Mazda Xedos 6 vs Volvo 850 (1993 specs, UK)
Mid October 2025 Advertised Requirements
The Rap Sheet October 2025
Microsoft Visual InterDev? What?
What Skills Can Bank Robbers Bring to Micro Private Equity?
Retro Road Test: Rover 600 vs Saab 900 (1995, 2.0 Litres)
Retro Road Test: The Capri vs the Fuego: A 1984 Road Test
Retro Road Test: Volvo 740 vs Vauxhall Carlton (1991, UK Specs, 2.0 Engines)
Retro Road Test: Austin Princess 2.0 vs Ford Cortina 2.0 (1980 UK Specs)
Court Guinness Big Birthday Update 2025
Retro Road Test: Suzuki Samurai vs Lada Niva (1990 UK Specs)
Road Test: Citroën XM 2.0 vs Ford Granada 2.0 (UK, 1991)
Retro Road Test: Bedford Midi vs Ford Transit (1990)
What Skills Can the NHS Bring to Micro Private Equity?
Late September 2025 Advertised Requirements
Second Open Letter to Utility Warehouse CEO
Open Letter To Utility Warehouse CEO
Retro Road Test: Mercedes-Benz C-Class vs BMW 3-Series (1996, UK Spec, 2.0 Litre)
Retro Road Test: Fiat 131 vs Ford Cortina (1981 UK Specs)
Mid September 2025 Advertised Requirements
Retro Road Test: The 1987 Ford Sierra RS Cosworth vs the 1987 BMW M3: An Anglo-German Grudge Match
Road Test: Nextcloud vs SharePoint
Police Corruption Speech 14/09/2025
What Skills Can Teachers Bring to Micro Private Equity?
Retro Road Test: Ford Mondeo ST vs Jaguar X-Type (2004), (UK)
Retro Road Test: Suzuki Hayabusa vs Honda Fireblade (1999)
Fairline Targa 36 vs Sealine S37: A Battle of British Sports Cruisers
Retro Road Test: Talbot Tagora vs Volkswagen Santana (1984 UK)
Late August 2025 Advertised Requirements
Retro Road Test: 1999 Honda Fireblade vs Yamaha YZF-R1
Court Guinness Big Summer Update 2025
Retro Road Test: 1978 Volkswagen Golf GTI vs Ford Escort RS2000
Retro Road Test Renault Clio vs Peugeot 205 (1991)
Retro Road Test: Opel Manta B vs Volkswagen Scirocco II (1985 UK Specs)
Mid August 2025 Advertised Requirements
Why RAG Ratings for Risk and Project Management Do Not Work and Should Be Abandoned in Favour of More Rigorous Rating Methods
Microsoft Visual Basic Vs Sybase PowerBuilder
Key Techniques and Tools for Business Process Reengineering
Retro Road Test: Ford Transit Vs Renault Master (1990)
Retro Road Test: 1979 Ford Escort Van vs. Morris Marina Van
Speech Given By Court Guinness On Reaching 1,000 Days With a Continual Headache
A Job Creation Scheme For The Incompetent, Workshy And Unemployable?
Is Their Arrogance Their Only Friend?
13th Anniversary!
ChatGPT Summary Of This Website
Early June 2025 Advertised Requirements
Retro Road Test: 1994 Jeep Cherokee vs 1994 Land Rover Discovery
What Skills the Armed Forces Can Bring to Micro Private Equity
Retro Road Test: 1995 Road Test: Rover 220 Coupé vs Vauxhall Calibra
Rachmanism vs Housing Associations
Retro Road Test: Ford Mondeo vs Renault Laguna
Retro Road Test: Rover 827 vs Volvo 960
Rachmanism
End May 2025 Advertised Requirements
Borland Delphi Vs Visual Basic
Retro Road Test : Volkswagen Corrado vs Rover 220 Coupe
The Decline of the UK’s IT Contracting Industry Since 1995 and Its Future Prospects
Has the Consultancy Industry Lost Its Creativity and Why?
Retro Road Test: Fiat Punto vs Ford Fiesta
Retro Road Test: Bugatti EB110 vs Ferrari F40
Lucy’s Blog: The Tally So Far
The Status Of Visual Basic in 2025
May 2025 Advertised Requirements
What Skills the Clergy Can Bring to Micro Private Equity?
Retro Road Test: MG Metro Turbo vs Ford Fiesta XR2
Retro Road Test: Renault Scenic vs Fiat Multipla
Nespresso Vs Tassimo
Retro Road Test: 1991 Ford Sierra vs 1991 Volkswagen Passat
Retro Road Test: 1998 Audi A4 vs 1998 Volvo S40
Retro Road Test: Ford Escort Van vs Vauxhall Astramax
Court Guinness Big Easter Update 2025
Easter 2025 Advertised Requirements
I Once Said…..
What the Micro Private Equity Sector Can Learn from the Recruitment Industry?
April 2025 Advertised Requirements
Retro Road Test: Ford Fiesta vs Toyota Starlet (UK Spec,1990)
Retro Road Test: Vauxhall Rascal vs. Suzuki Supercarry
Retro Road Test: Vauxhall Omega vs BMW 5 Series
Retro Road Test: Rover SD1 vs Peugeot 604
Retro Road Test: Vauxhall Omega vs Ford Scorpio
Do We Really Want To Talk About Disaster Recovery and Business Continuity On A Friday?
Retro Road Test: Vauxhall Omega vs. Volvo 940
Retro Road Test: Ford Escort RS Cosworth vs. BMW M3
Retro Road Test: Vauxhall Omega vs Rover 800
Retro Road Test: Volkswagen Corrado vs Toyota Celica
March 2025 Advertised Requirements V2
March 2025 Advertised Requirements
Retro Road Test: Talbot Samba vs Ford Fiesta
Some Top Tips For Buying a Lifestyle Business
Retro Road Test: Rover 800 vs Saab 900
Branding I devised
So Where Am I At With Warwickshire Police?
Retro Road Test: Mercedes-Benz 300E vs BMW 530i
Retro Road Test: Rover Montego vs Nissan Bluebird
February 2025 Advertised Requirements
Deciphering The Court Guinness Mission Control Report Updated February 2025
I Got Microsoft CoPilot To Write A Summary Of This Site
Retro Road Test: Austin Maestro Van vs Ford Escort Van
Retro Road Test: Honda NSX vs Lotus Espirit
A Comprehensive Comparison Between EY and KPMG
Retro Road test: Toyota Land Cruiser vs Mitsubishi Shogun
A Comparative Analysis of Lotus Organizer and Borland Sidekick
Retro Road Test: Citroën AX vs Ford Fiesta
Retro Road Test: Ford Escort vs Honda Civic
Apple Ipad vs Samsung Galaxy Tablets
Retro Road Test: Range Rover Mk1 vs Toyota Land Cruiser
The Links Between Freemasonry and The UK Armed Forces
Retro Road Rest: Citroën 2CV vs Renault 4
A Comparative Analysis of Deloitte and PwC
Retro Road Test: Austin Metro vs. Talbot Samba
Comparison Between the Apple MacBook Air and the Microsoft Surface Pro
Retro Road Test: Mazda MX-5 vs Rover MGF
Retro Road Test: Rover SD1 vs. Talbot Tagora – A Clash of Forgotten Titans
The Current State Of Cobol v2
The Current State Of Cobol
A Comprehensive Comparison Between Lotus Approach and Microsoft Access
Retro Road Test: Ford Orion vs Volkswagen Jetta
Retro Tech: Borland Sidekick Vs Symantec Act!
Late December 2024 Requirements
Retro Road Test: Ferrari 328 vs. De Tomaso Pantera
Court Guinness Big Xmas Update 2024
Retro Road Test: Rover 600 vs BMW 3 Series
The Links Between the UK NHS and Freemasonry: An Examination of Potential Concerns
Retro Road Test: Ford Capri vs Opel Manta
12 years After Leaving the IT Industry
A Comprehensive Comparison: Deloitte vs. KPMG
The Rigs And Tech Update December 2024
Retro Road Test: Renault 21 vs Peugeot 405
A Comparative Analysis of EY and PWC
Mid December 2024 Requirements
Retro Road Test: Vauxhall Calibra Vs Volkswagen Corrado
Retro Road Test: Vauxhall Cavalier vs. Nissan Bluebird
The Relationship Between Freemasonry and UK Local Government Organisations: A Detailed Analysis
Road Test: 1991 Honda NSX vs 1991 Porsche 911 Carrera 2
So Four Years ago Today I announced My Retirement.
Lucys Blog. November 2024 My best Stunt Yet
Early December 2024 Requirements
Lets Talk Jaguar Cars
Retro Road Test: Ford Escort Cosworth vs. Lancia Delta Integrale
Retro Road Test: Peugeot 309 GTI vs. Vauxhall Astra GTE
Late November 2025 Requirements
Retro Road Test: Peugeot 405 vs Rover Montego
Retro Road Test – Ish! Honda Accord Vs Toyota Camry
Retro Road Test: Mercedes 190E vs Rover 600
Retro Road Test: Vauxhall Cavalier vs Volkswagen Passat
Deciphering The Court Guinness Mission Control Report For 2024/2025
Retro Road Test: Volkswagen Corrado vs. Honda Prelude
What Are The Links Between The UK Civil Service and Freemasonry And Are They Problematic?
Retro Road Test: Jeep Wrangler vs Lada Niva
Mid November 2024 Requirements
Testing Latest Court Report Format As A Podcast
Retro Road Test: Ferrari 348 vs Honda NSX
Retro Road Test: Citroen BX Vs Peugeot 405
Road Test: Lotus Carlton vs. Mercedes 500 E
Retro Road Test: Land Rover Discovery vs. Toyota Land Cruiser
Lucy's Birthday Message 2024
Early November 2024 Requirements
Late October 2024 Advertised Requirements v2
Late October 2024 Advertised Requirements
Retro Road Test: Audi 100 vs BMW 5 Series
Retro Road Test: Austin Maestro vs Ford Escort
Retro Road Test: Ford Orion vs Rover 216
Retro Road Test: Rover 800 vs. Saab 9000 – Battle of the Executive Cars
A Comparative Analysis of EY and Deloitte
Retro Road Test: Fiat Seicento vs. Volkswagen Lupo
Mid October 2024 Advertised Requirements
Open Letter To Acting Chief Constable Alex Franklin-Smith
Retro Road Test: Audi 100 vs. Rover 800
Retro Road Test: Citroen AX Vs. Vauxhall Nova
Retro Road Test: Ford Probe Vs Vauxhall Caibra
Retro Road Test Update
Retro Road Test: Ford Escort RS Turbo Vs. Volkswagen Golf GTI
So The Warwickshire Chief Constable Has Retired
Celebrating 3 Years Of Podcasting
Early October 2024 Requirements
Comparison Between PwC and KPMG v2
Retro Road Test: Nissan 300 ZX Vs Mazda RX-7
Retro Road Test: Alfa Romeo 75 vs. Saab 900
Comparison Between PwC and KPMG
UK Policing and Freemasonry
Late September 2024 Requirements
Big Birthday Update September 2024
Retro Road Test: Mazda Xedos 6 vs. BMW 3 Series v2
Retro Road Test: Toyota Carina vs. Mazda 626 v2
Retro Road Test: Ford Escort vs. Talbot Horizon v2
Retro Road Test: Talbot Tagora vs Ford Granada
Retro Road Test: Mazda Xedos 6 vs. BMW 3 Series
Retro Road Test: Toyota Carina vs. Mazda 626
Retro Road Test: Ford Escort vs. Talbot Horizon
Comparison between Lotus SmartSuite and Microsoft Office
Mid September 2024 Advertised Requirements
Retro Road Test: McLaren F1 vs. Jaguar XJ220
Borland Quattro Pro Vs Microsoft Excel
Retro Road Test: MG Metro vs Fiat 127 Sport
Retro Road Test: Ford Cortina vs. Talbot Solara
Retro Road Test: Ford Orion vs. Peugeot 305
Better Regulating The UK Recruitment Industry
Early September 2024 Requirements
Retro Road Test: Lotus Carlton vs. BMW M5
Comparison of Microsoft Word and WordPerfect
Retro Road Test: Jaguar XJS vs BMW 635CSi
Retro Road Test: Porsche 944 Vs Renault Alpine GTA
Mid August 2024 Advertised Requirements
Retro Road Test: Ford Escort vs. Volvo 340
Mid August 2024 Advertised Requirements
Court Guinness Big Update - August 2024
Early August 2024 Advertised Requirements
Retro Road Test: Rover Metro Vs Volkswagen Polo
Retro Road Test: Road Test: Fiat Uno vs. Renault 5
Internet Stalker Update July 2024
Retro Road Test: Vauxhall Cavalier vs. Volvo 440
July 2024: Another Communication With Sir Mark Rowley.
Sybase Vs Informix
So What Happened When I Bought an Internet Dating Agency?
Retro Road Test: Ford Escort XR3i Vs Rover Maestro MG
Mid July 2024 Advertised Requirements
Late June 2024 Advertised Requirements
Chief Constable Nick Adderley In Memoriam Of A Glorious Police Career!
Retro Road Test: Peugeot 205 vs. Rover Metro
Early June 2024 Requirements
Retro Road Test: Rover Mini Cooper vs. Fiat Cinquecento Sporting
Suspected Terrorism Incident Leamington Spa
So Whats The Story With Me and Warwickshire Police
Agile Vs Prince 2
Oracle Vs Sybase
Late May 2024 Advertised Requirements
Retro Road Test: Audi 80 Vs Rover 600
Court Guinness Mid May 2024 Update
Mid May 2024 Requirements
Retro Road Test: Ford Granada Ghia vs. Volvo 740 Turbo
Oracle Vs SQL Server
Early May 2024 Requirements
Event Speech 02/05/2024
South Yorkshire Requirements
A Tale of Two Classics: HP 200LX vs. Amstrad NC200
Mid April 2024 Requirements And Opportunities
Retro Road Test : Les Trois Enfants Terrible!
Why I am Voting Liberal Democrat
Retro Road Test: Ford Fiesta XR2 vs. Renault 5 Gordini
Police Policy Updated April 2024
Early April 2024 Requirements and Opportunities
Late March 2024 Requirements
Peugeot 505 GTi vs. Volvo 740 Turbo – A Road Test Showdown
A Comparative Analysis of the BBC Micro and the Acorn Electron
The Wayne Couzen’s Fiasco and The Angolini Report. Why Does It Effect Me?
Retro Road Test: French Shopping Trollies
Tinkering With The Brand
Retro Road Test: Four Icons: Fiat Croma, Lancia Thema, Saab 9000, and Alfa Romeo 164
Retro Tech: A Tale of Two Titans: Commodore 64 vs. Amstrad CPC 464
Mid March 2024 Advertised Requirements
Early March 2024 Requirements
Debbie Tedds Letter 3
Late February 2024 Requirements and Opportunities
Boat Test: Fleming 58 and the Grand Banks Aleutian 59
Mid February 2024 Advertised Requirements
Laptops: Dell Vs HP vs Lenovo
Court Guinness Update: January 2024
Grey Market Stock Trading in the UK: Opportunities, Challenges, and Regulatory Perspectives
Ultimate Retro Road Test for the 1990’s Sales Rep!
Retro Road Test: Vauxhall Tigra vs Toyota Paseo Vs Nissan 100 NX
Early February 2024 Requirements
Late January 2024 Requirements
Second Letter to Warwickshire Chief Constable
Police Policy
Testing The BP Blog As A Podcast
Mid January 2024 Advertised Requirements
Letter To Chief Constable Tedds, Warwickshire Police
Who Makes The Best Servers? Dell or HP?
Let Us Talk About Public Sector Recruitment
The Yachts: Princess 60 vs Fairline Squadron 62
Microsoft Solutions Framework (MSF): A Comprehensive Framework for Successful Project Delivery
The Rigs And Tech Update December 2023
Retro Road Test: Luxury Sedan Showdown: Jaguar XJ6 vs. Lexus LS400 vs. BMW 730i vs. Mercedes S320
Battle of the SUVs: Vauxhall Frontera vs. Suzuki Vitara – A Comprehensive Road Test - v2
Court Guinness December 2023 Update
A Comprehensive Comparison Between OpenProject and Microsoft Project
Late December 2023 Requirements
Battle of the SUVs: Vauxhall Frontera vs. Suzuki Vitara – A Comprehensive Road Test
Number Spoofing
Mid December 2023 Requirements
A Comprehensive Comparison between Microsoft Project and Oracle Primavera
Early december 2023 Requirements
Late November 2023 Requirements
Requirements And Opportunities Advertised For Friends - Mid November 2023
Retro Road Test: Sporty Coupe Showdown: Toyota Celica vs. Honda Prelude vs. Nissan 200SX
Microsoft Operations Framework: A Comprehensive Guide to IT Service Management
Some Better Ways To Spend £50,000 On Career Enhancement Than An MBA
Top 30 Self Hosted Apps
Information Technology Systems Best Suited to the Micro Private Equity Industry
Lucy's Message November 2023
A Comparative Analysis of the Jeanneau Merry Fisher and Beneteau Antares: Choosing Your Perfect Cruising Companion
Retro Road Test: Clash of the Titans: Porsche 928 vs. Mercedes-Benz 500 SL
Mid October 2023 Requirements
The Importance of Contact Relationship Management in the Micro Private Equity Sector
Headache Blog: One Year.
100 biggest UK Project Failures
The Scrapping of HS2 To Manchester. Let’s Lay it all Bare
The Life Coach scam poem
Best Practices In The Micro Private Equity Sector
The Downsides To SEIS
The UK SEIS Scheme
Battle of the Small Icons: Citroën 2CV, Fiat 126, Renault 4, and Austin Mini Road Test
Mid September 2023 Requirements
M62 Belt Requirements
Duel of Legends: Porsche 944 vs. Lotus Excel – A Thrilling Road Test V2
Road Test ChatGPT Style: Retro Shopping Trollies! Austin Metro vs Ford Fiesta Vs Vauxhall Nova
Duel of Legends: Porsche 944 vs. Lotus Excel – A Thrilling Road Test
Coaches!
Road Test : Isuzu piazza vs Honda Prelude
Beating the £27,000 Trap, How To Potentially Get A Better Career for £27k Than Going To University
Lets Talk About Lucy Letby
Road Test ChatGPT Style: Ultimate 1980’s Super car Showdown
Road Test ChatGpt Style! Retro Family Smokers Ford Escort vs Vauxhall Astra Vs Rover 214
Requirements And Opportunities Advertised For Friends – Continually Updated
The Place For MLM In Telecoms and Utilities
A Comprehensive Comparison Between the Sealine S38 and Princess V39: Yacht Versatility and Performance Unraveled
A Tale of Two Pioneers: Apple Newton vs. Psion Series 3
Road Test ChatGPT Style: 1980’s Mobile Skips! FSO Polonez vs Lada Riva
A Comparative Analysis of Apple iPhone Operating System and Android
The Micro Private Equity Sector: Unleashing the Potential of Small-Scale Investments
Road Test: Ferrari Testarossa vs. Lamborghini Countach ChatGPT Style
Commodore Amiga vs. Atari ST: A Battle of 16-Bit Titans
The Battle of British Elegance: Rover 827 Sterling vs. Jaguar XJ6 2.9 Road Test ChatGPT Style
Common Types of Non Consumer Fraud At Local Authorities
Regulating the Executive Search Industry: Ensuring Transparency, Accountability, and Ethical Practices
Battle of the Off-Road Titans: Land Rover Discovery vs. Mitsubishi Shogun vs. Isuzu Trooper ChatGPt Style
Lets Audit The BBC – And I’m Not Talking about getting faceless accountants in – This Is Better!
The Current Status Of UML
An In-Depth Critique of the Amstrad PCW and NC ranges of the 1990’s
Audi 80 vs. BMW 318 vs. Mercedes 190E
Mid July 2023 Advertised Requirements
A Comparison of PalmPilot and Psion Series 3: Pioneers of Handheld Computing
Mid July 2023 Update
Road Test: Ferrari 348 vs. Porsche 911 Carrera 2 v2
A Comprehensive Comparison of Psion Series 7, HP Jornada 728, and Toshiba Libretto
Road Test: Ferrari 348 vs. Porsche 911 Carrera 2
WCC SAR
Second Test Set, Court Report As a Podcast
Psion 3c vs. HP 200 LX
Regulating the Multi-Level Marketing (MLM) Industry in the UK: Ensuring Consumer Protection and Ethical Business Practices
V2 Ford Sierra Sapphire Cosworth, BMW M3 (E30), and Lancia Delta Integrale – Road Test ChatGPT Style!
Ford Sierra Sapphire Cosworth, BMW M3 (E30), and Lancia Delta Integrale – Road Test ChatGPT Style!
Regulating Umbrella Companies from the Worker Perspective: Ensuring Fairness, Protection, and Accountability
End June 2023 Advertised Requirements
Comparative Analysis of Managerial Skills in the Private and Public Sectors
The Potential of a National Inspection Force: Fostering Accountability and Performance in the Public Sector
Privatisation of the NHS: A Comparative Analysis of Arguments For and Against
The Main Arguments Against Privatisation of the NHS: Safeguarding Healthcare for All
The Boris Johnson Chesse and Wine Party Podcast
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Mainland Europe Requirements 12/2022
2022 Review and 2023 Preview
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Deciphering Court Report For 2023
Scottish Highlands and Islands Requirements
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The Rigs And Tech Update December 2022
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GSTT Complaint and Investigation
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PSA Et Opel? Pourquoi?????
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Court’s Update September 2022
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Court Guinness For Life Presidency
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Let’s Talk The Tory Party
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Spare The Rod And Not The Police Officer
12 Years In The Mobile Phone Trade
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Testing Combined CourtWatch/CourtFax Status Reports (1) 15/03/2022
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Inflatable Roof Racks! You Must Be Joking!
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Deciphering CourtWatch
The “Rigs”
Appropriate Drinks – Some Questions For Dominic Raab
Bye Bye Marlboro
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How I got big in Lingerie!
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Business Plans
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