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Early April 2026 Advertised Requirements

Retro Road Test: Lancia Thema vs Vauxhall Carlton (1990, UK Spec)

Retro Road Rest: Vauxhall Belmont vs Volkswagen Jetta (1987, UK Spec)

Let’s Solve The AI Recruitment Problem

Retro Road Test: Daihatsu Sportrak vs Suzuki Vitara (1991, UK)

Retro Browser Wars: Internet Explorer vs Netscape Navigator

Road Test: Daihatsu Copen vs Honda S660 — The Battle of Japan’s Pocket Rockets

What Happened to Microsoft J++?

Retro Road Test: Austin Maestro vs Nissan Sunny. 1986 Spec, 1.6 litre

Late March 2026 Advertised Requirements

Why the NHS 1–10 Pain Scale is Not Fit for Purpose and Should Be Replaced

Retro Road Test: Citroen ZX vs Ford Escort 1993, UK Spec

Why Micro Private Capital Overestimates Its Access to “Proprietary Deal Flow”

Browser Wars: Google Chrome vs Mozilla Firefox

Why Most Micro Deals Are Underwritten on Vibes

The Succession Time Bomb in Small Portfolios

Why Micro Investors Confuse Busyness With Value Creation

Road Test: Bedford Midi vs Renault Trafic (UK, 1989)

Retro Road Test: Ferrari F355 vs Lotus Espirit S4

Mid March 2026 Advertised Requirements

Houseswap March 2026

Retro Road Test: BMW Z3 vs Honda S2000 (2000)

Why Operational Leverage Is the Most Misused Phrase in Small Deals

1983 Datsun Laurel vs. 1983 Talbot Tagora

Early March 2026 Advertised Requirements

The Psychology of Illiquidity: Why Micro Investors Underestimate It

Why Most Micro Private Capital Portfolios Are Riskier Than They Admit

Retro Road Test: 1985 Lancia Delta Vs 1985 Renault 11

Late February 2026 Advertised Requirements

Retro Road Test: Lotus Elan (M100) vs Mazda MX-5 — 1991 Spec — UK

The Silent Cost of Being “Founder-Friendly”

So The Warwickshire Chief Constable Has Resigned?

Why Micro Private Capital Still Beats Institutional Money (Despite Itself)

Been Having A Few Bunfights Recently!

Retro Road Test: 1991 Lancia Thema 8.32 vs 1991 Lotus Carlton

Mid February 2026 Advertised Requirements

Why Everyone in Micro Private Capital Thinks They’re Value-Add (and Most Aren’t)

What Micro Private Capital Gets Wrong About Itself

Retro Road Test: 1988 Renault 5 GT Turbo vs. Ford Fiesta XR2

80’s Flashback! FOUR STAR, TWO STAR, AND A FREE MAP!

Retro Road Test Peugeot 309 vs Toyota Corolla (1988, UK Spec)

The Current Outlook for the Micro Private Capital Market A 6 – 9 Month View.

RETRO ROAD TEST: 1998 ASTON MARTIN DB7 vs 1998 JAGUAR XK8

Micro Private Equity versus Micro Private Credit: the Pro’s and Con’s

Early February 2026 Advertised Requirements

What Skills Can Dogs Bring to Micro Private Equity!

Retro Road Test: 1992 LANCIA DEDRA vs 1992 VAUXHALL CAVALIER

So Why The Police Reforms Announced A Few Days Ago Not Gone Enough? Part Two

Late January 2026 Advertised Requirements

So Where Am I On Police Reforms

Microsoft Edge vs Google Chrome: A Tale of Two Browsers, One Internet, and Far Too Many Tabs

Retro Road Test: Porsche 944 vs Toyota Supra (1989 UK Road Test)

Mid January 2026 Advertised Requirements

Retro Road Test: Ford Maverick vs Vauxhall Frontera (1995 UK Road Test)

What Skills Can Cats Bring to Micro Private Equity!

Early January 2026 Advertised Requirements

So Warwickshire Police DO have Theiving Police Officers!

Retro Road Test: 1990 Jaguar XJ6 2.9 vs. 1990 Vauxhall Senator 3.0

Retro Road Test: 1992 FORD GRANADA 2.0 v LANCIA THEMA 2.0

Retro Road Test: 1992 Ford Transit vs 1992 Renault Trafic

Retro Road Test: Austin Maestro vs Fiat Tipo (1989, UK Spec)

Court Guinness Big Xmas Update 2025

Retro road Test: Bugatti EB110 vs Jaguar XJ220

Late December 2025 Advertised Requirements

Retro Road Test: Mazda MX-6 vs Rover 220 Coupé (1994): THE SHOWDOWN

Retro Road Test: 1987 Fiat X1/9 vs 1987 Toyota MR2

Retro Road Test: 1983 Vauxhall Astra GTE vs. 1983 Volkswagen Golf GTI

What Skills Can Hospitality Workers Bring to Micro Private Equity!

Mid December 2025 Advertised Requirements

Retro ROAD TEST: Ford Fiesta 1.1 vs Lancia Y10 1.1 (1987 UK Specs)

The Rigs And Tech Update December 2025

Retro Road Test: Renault Scenic Vs Vauxhall Zafira (2004)

Citroën CX vs Peugeot 505 – A 1986 UK-Spec Road Test

Lets Talk About PIP and Motability….

Mazda 323 vs Volkswagen Golf (1990 UK-Spec Road Test)

What Skills Can Lorry Drivers Bring to Micro Private Equity!

To What Extent Will AI Damage the UK Recruitment Industry in the Next Five Years?

Retro Road Test: 1991 Fiat Tipo 1.4 vs 1991 Ford Escort 1.4L

Early December 2025 Advertised Requirements

To what extent will AI damage the UK professional services industry in the next five years?

Nextcloud Vs Pydio

Retro Road Test: Nissan Patrol vs Toyota Land Cruiser (1992 UK Specs)

Retro Road Test: Ford Granada 2.0 vs Renault 25 2.0 (1992 UK-Spec)

Late November 2025 Advertised Requirements

Owncloud Vs Nextcloud. The Latest!!

The State Of Borland Delphi in 2025

Retro Road Test: Ford Escort Cabriolet vs Rover 216 Cabriolet (1993)

To What Extent Will AI Damage The UK IT Contracting Industry In The Next 5 Years?

Retro Road Test: Jaguar X-Type 2.5 V6 vs Rover 75 2.5 V6

Retro Road test — Ford Escort (1989) vs Mazda 323 (1989)

Mid November 2025 Advertised Requirements

Lucy’s Blog: Its My 7th Birthday!!! November 2025

Retro Road Test: Ford Granada vs Vauxhall Carlton — 1990 road test (2.0-litre)

Shadow IT? What’s Wrong with It?

The Bullying Culture in the NHS

The UK Social Domestic Care Industry: Faults and Failings

Retro Road test: BMW 525 (E34) vs Rover 827 — 1992 UK spec

Late October 2025 Advertised Requirements

Retro Road Test: Audi Coupé 2.0E vs Volkswagen Corrado 2.0 16V (1993 UK Spec)

What Skills Can S*x Workers Bring to Micro Private Equity?

Retro Road Test: Ferrari F355 vs Porsche 911 (993) – Road Test, 1997

Why Multi-Level Marketing Should Be Outlawed

Retro Road Test: Ford Granada 2.0 vs Volvo 240 2.0 — Battle of the Big Beasts (1984)

Retro Road Test: Mazda Xedos 6 vs Volvo 850 (1993 specs, UK)

Mid October 2025 Advertised Requirements

The Rap Sheet October 2025

Microsoft Visual InterDev? What?

What Skills Can Bank Robbers Bring to Micro Private Equity?

Retro Road Test: Rover 600 vs Saab 900 (1995, 2.0 Litres)

Retro Road Test: The Capri vs the Fuego: A 1984 Road Test

Retro Road Test: Volvo 740 vs Vauxhall Carlton (1991, UK Specs, 2.0 Engines)

Retro Road Test: Austin Princess 2.0 vs Ford Cortina 2.0 (1980 UK Specs)

Court Guinness Big Birthday Update 2025

Retro Road Test: Suzuki Samurai vs Lada Niva (1990 UK Specs)

Road Test: Citroën XM 2.0 vs Ford Granada 2.0 (UK, 1991)

Retro Road Test: Bedford Midi vs Ford Transit (1990)

What Skills Can the NHS Bring to Micro Private Equity?

Late September 2025 Advertised Requirements

Second Open Letter to Utility Warehouse CEO

Open Letter To Utility Warehouse CEO

Retro Road Test: Mercedes-Benz C-Class vs BMW 3-Series (1996, UK Spec, 2.0 Litre)

Retro Road Test: Fiat 131 vs Ford Cortina (1981 UK Specs)

Mid September 2025 Advertised Requirements

Retro Road Test: The 1987 Ford Sierra RS Cosworth vs the 1987 BMW M3: An Anglo-German Grudge Match

Road Test: Nextcloud vs SharePoint

Police Corruption Speech 14/09/2025

What Skills Can Teachers Bring to Micro Private Equity?

Retro Road Test: Ford Mondeo ST vs Jaguar X-Type (2004), (UK)

Retro Road Test: Suzuki Hayabusa vs Honda Fireblade (1999)

Fairline Targa 36 vs Sealine S37: A Battle of British Sports Cruisers

Retro Road Test: Talbot Tagora vs Volkswagen Santana (1984 UK)

Late August 2025 Advertised Requirements

Retro Road Test: 1999 Honda Fireblade vs Yamaha YZF-R1

Court Guinness Big Summer Update 2025

Retro Road Test: 1978 Volkswagen Golf GTI vs Ford Escort RS2000

Retro Road Test Renault Clio vs Peugeot 205 (1991)

Retro Road Test: Opel Manta B vs Volkswagen Scirocco II (1985 UK Specs)

Mid August 2025 Advertised Requirements

Why RAG Ratings for Risk and Project Management Do Not Work and Should Be Abandoned in Favour of More Rigorous Rating Methods

Microsoft Visual Basic Vs Sybase PowerBuilder

Key Techniques and Tools for Business Process Reengineering

Retro Road Test: Ford Transit Vs Renault Master (1990)

Retro Road Test: 1979 Ford Escort Van vs. Morris Marina Van

Speech Given By Court Guinness On Reaching 1,000 Days With a Continual Headache

A Job Creation Scheme For The Incompetent, Workshy And Unemployable?

Is Their Arrogance Their Only Friend?

13th Anniversary!

ChatGPT Summary Of This Website

Early June 2025 Advertised Requirements

Retro Road Test: 1994 Jeep Cherokee vs 1994 Land Rover Discovery

What Skills the Armed Forces Can Bring to Micro Private Equity

Retro Road Test: 1995 Road Test: Rover 220 Coupé vs Vauxhall Calibra

Rachmanism vs Housing Associations

Retro Road Test: Ford Mondeo vs Renault Laguna

Retro Road Test: Rover 827 vs Volvo 960

Rachmanism

End May 2025 Advertised Requirements

Borland Delphi Vs Visual Basic

Retro Road Test : Volkswagen Corrado vs Rover 220 Coupe

The Decline of the UK’s IT Contracting Industry Since 1995 and Its Future Prospects

Has the Consultancy Industry Lost Its Creativity and Why?

Retro Road Test: Fiat Punto vs Ford Fiesta

Retro Road Test: Bugatti EB110 vs Ferrari F40

Lucy’s Blog: The Tally So Far

The Status Of Visual Basic in 2025

May 2025 Advertised Requirements

What Skills the Clergy Can Bring to Micro Private Equity?

Retro Road Test: MG Metro Turbo vs Ford Fiesta XR2

Retro Road Test: Renault Scenic vs Fiat Multipla

Nespresso Vs Tassimo

Retro Road Test: 1991 Ford Sierra vs 1991 Volkswagen Passat

Retro Road Test: 1998 Audi A4 vs 1998 Volvo S40

Retro Road Test: Ford Escort Van vs Vauxhall Astramax

Court Guinness Big Easter Update 2025

Easter 2025 Advertised Requirements

I Once Said…..

What the Micro Private Equity Sector Can Learn from the Recruitment Industry?

April 2025 Advertised Requirements

Retro Road Test: Ford Fiesta vs Toyota Starlet (UK Spec,1990)

Retro Road Test: Vauxhall Rascal vs. Suzuki Supercarry

Retro Road Test: Vauxhall Omega vs BMW 5 Series

Retro Road Test: Rover SD1 vs Peugeot 604

Retro Road Test: Vauxhall Omega vs Ford Scorpio

Do We Really Want To Talk About Disaster Recovery and Business Continuity On A Friday?

Retro Road Test: Vauxhall Omega vs. Volvo 940

Retro Road Test: Ford Escort RS Cosworth vs. BMW M3

Retro Road Test: Vauxhall Omega vs Rover 800

Retro Road Test: Volkswagen Corrado vs Toyota Celica

March 2025 Advertised Requirements V2

March 2025 Advertised Requirements

Retro Road Test: Talbot Samba vs Ford Fiesta

Some Top Tips For Buying a Lifestyle Business

Retro Road Test: Rover 800 vs Saab 900

Branding I devised

So Where Am I At With Warwickshire Police?

Retro Road Test: Mercedes-Benz 300E vs BMW 530i

Retro Road Test: Rover Montego vs Nissan Bluebird

February 2025 Advertised Requirements

Deciphering The Court Guinness Mission Control Report Updated February 2025

I Got Microsoft CoPilot To Write A Summary Of This Site

Retro Road Test: Austin Maestro Van vs Ford Escort Van

Retro Road Test: Honda NSX vs Lotus Espirit

A Comprehensive Comparison Between EY and KPMG

Retro Road test: Toyota Land Cruiser vs Mitsubishi Shogun

A Comparative Analysis of Lotus Organizer and Borland Sidekick

Retro Road Test: Citroën AX vs Ford Fiesta

Retro Road Test: Ford Escort vs Honda Civic

Apple Ipad vs Samsung Galaxy Tablets

Retro Road Test: Range Rover Mk1 vs Toyota Land Cruiser

The Links Between Freemasonry and The UK Armed Forces

Retro Road Rest: Citroën 2CV vs Renault 4

A Comparative Analysis of Deloitte and PwC

Retro Road Test: Austin Metro vs. Talbot Samba

Comparison Between the Apple MacBook Air and the Microsoft Surface Pro

Retro Road Test: Mazda MX-5 vs Rover MGF

Retro Road Test: Rover SD1 vs. Talbot Tagora – A Clash of Forgotten Titans

The Current State Of Cobol v2

The Current State Of Cobol

A Comprehensive Comparison Between Lotus Approach and Microsoft Access

Retro Road Test: Ford Orion vs Volkswagen Jetta

Retro Tech: Borland Sidekick Vs Symantec Act!

Late December 2024 Requirements

Retro Road Test: Ferrari 328 vs. De Tomaso Pantera

Court Guinness Big Xmas Update 2024

Retro Road Test: Rover 600 vs BMW 3 Series

The Links Between the UK NHS and Freemasonry: An Examination of Potential Concerns

Retro Road Test: Ford Capri vs Opel Manta

12 years After Leaving the IT Industry

A Comprehensive Comparison: Deloitte vs. KPMG

The Rigs And Tech Update December 2024

Retro Road Test: Renault 21 vs Peugeot 405

A Comparative Analysis of EY and PWC

Mid December 2024 Requirements

Retro Road Test: Vauxhall Calibra Vs Volkswagen Corrado

Retro Road Test: Vauxhall Cavalier vs. Nissan Bluebird

The Relationship Between Freemasonry and UK Local Government Organisations: A Detailed Analysis

Road Test: 1991 Honda NSX vs 1991 Porsche 911 Carrera 2

So Four Years ago Today I announced My Retirement.

Lucys Blog. November 2024 My best Stunt Yet

Early December 2024 Requirements

Lets Talk Jaguar Cars

Retro Road Test: Ford Escort Cosworth vs. Lancia Delta Integrale

Retro Road Test: Peugeot 309 GTI vs. Vauxhall Astra GTE

Late November 2025 Requirements

Retro Road Test: Peugeot 405 vs Rover Montego

Retro Road Test – Ish! Honda Accord Vs Toyota Camry

Retro Road Test: Mercedes 190E vs Rover 600

Retro Road Test: Vauxhall Cavalier vs Volkswagen Passat

Deciphering The Court Guinness Mission Control Report For 2024/2025

Retro Road Test: Volkswagen Corrado vs. Honda Prelude

What Are The Links Between The UK Civil Service and Freemasonry And Are They Problematic?

Retro Road Test: Jeep Wrangler vs Lada Niva

Mid November 2024 Requirements

Testing Latest Court Report Format As A Podcast

Retro Road Test: Ferrari 348 vs Honda NSX

Retro Road Test: Citroen BX Vs Peugeot 405

Road Test: Lotus Carlton vs. Mercedes 500 E

Retro Road Test: Land Rover Discovery vs. Toyota Land Cruiser

Lucy's Birthday Message 2024

Early November 2024 Requirements

Late October 2024 Advertised Requirements v2

Late October 2024 Advertised Requirements

Retro Road Test: Audi 100 vs BMW 5 Series

Retro Road Test: Austin Maestro vs Ford Escort

Retro Road Test: Ford Orion vs Rover 216

Retro Road Test: Rover 800 vs. Saab 9000 – Battle of the Executive Cars

A Comparative Analysis of EY and Deloitte

Retro Road Test: Fiat Seicento vs. Volkswagen Lupo

Mid October 2024 Advertised Requirements

Open Letter To Acting Chief Constable Alex Franklin-Smith

Retro Road Test: Audi 100 vs. Rover 800

Retro Road Test: Citroen AX Vs. Vauxhall Nova

Retro Road Test: Ford Probe Vs Vauxhall Caibra

Retro Road Test Update

Retro Road Test: Ford Escort RS Turbo Vs. Volkswagen Golf GTI

So The Warwickshire Chief Constable Has Retired

Celebrating 3 Years Of Podcasting

Early October 2024 Requirements

Comparison Between PwC and KPMG v2

Retro Road Test: Nissan 300 ZX Vs Mazda RX-7

Retro Road Test: Alfa Romeo 75 vs. Saab 900

Comparison Between PwC and KPMG

UK Policing and Freemasonry

Late September 2024 Requirements

Big Birthday Update September 2024

Retro Road Test: Mazda Xedos 6 vs. BMW 3 Series v2

Retro Road Test: Toyota Carina vs. Mazda 626 v2

Retro Road Test: Ford Escort vs. Talbot Horizon v2

Retro Road Test: Talbot Tagora vs Ford Granada

Retro Road Test: Mazda Xedos 6 vs. BMW 3 Series

Retro Road Test: Toyota Carina vs. Mazda 626

Retro Road Test: Ford Escort vs. Talbot Horizon

Comparison between Lotus SmartSuite and Microsoft Office

Mid September 2024 Advertised Requirements

Retro Road Test: McLaren F1 vs. Jaguar XJ220

Borland Quattro Pro Vs Microsoft Excel

Retro Road Test: MG Metro vs Fiat 127 Sport

Retro Road Test: Ford Cortina vs. Talbot Solara

Retro Road Test: Ford Orion vs. Peugeot 305

Better Regulating The UK Recruitment Industry

Early September 2024 Requirements

Retro Road Test: Lotus Carlton vs. BMW M5

Comparison of Microsoft Word and WordPerfect

Retro Road Test: Jaguar XJS vs BMW 635CSi

Retro Road Test: Porsche 944 Vs Renault Alpine GTA

Mid August 2024 Advertised Requirements

Retro Road Test: Ford Escort vs. Volvo 340

Mid August 2024 Advertised Requirements

Court Guinness Big Update - August 2024

Early August 2024 Advertised Requirements

Retro Road Test: Rover Metro Vs Volkswagen Polo

Retro Road Test: Road Test: Fiat Uno vs. Renault 5

Internet Stalker Update July 2024

Retro Road Test: Vauxhall Cavalier vs. Volvo 440

July 2024: Another Communication With Sir Mark Rowley.

Sybase Vs Informix

So What Happened When I Bought an Internet Dating Agency?

Retro Road Test: Ford Escort XR3i Vs Rover Maestro MG

Mid July 2024 Advertised Requirements

Late June 2024 Advertised Requirements

Chief Constable Nick Adderley In Memoriam Of A Glorious Police Career!

Retro Road Test: Peugeot 205 vs. Rover Metro

Early June 2024 Requirements

Retro Road Test: Rover Mini Cooper vs. Fiat Cinquecento Sporting

Suspected Terrorism Incident Leamington Spa

So Whats The Story With Me and Warwickshire Police

Agile Vs Prince 2

Oracle Vs Sybase

Late May 2024 Advertised Requirements

Retro Road Test: Audi 80 Vs Rover 600

Court Guinness Mid May 2024 Update

Mid May 2024 Requirements

Retro Road Test: Ford Granada Ghia vs. Volvo 740 Turbo

Oracle Vs SQL Server

Early May 2024 Requirements

Event Speech 02/05/2024

South Yorkshire Requirements

A Tale of Two Classics: HP 200LX vs. Amstrad NC200

Mid April 2024 Requirements And Opportunities

Retro Road Test : Les Trois Enfants Terrible!

Why I am Voting Liberal Democrat

Retro Road Test: Ford Fiesta XR2 vs. Renault 5 Gordini

Police Policy Updated April 2024

Early April 2024 Requirements and Opportunities

Late March 2024 Requirements

Peugeot 505 GTi vs. Volvo 740 Turbo – A Road Test Showdown

A Comparative Analysis of the BBC Micro and the Acorn Electron

The Wayne Couzen’s Fiasco and The Angolini Report. Why Does It Effect Me?

Retro Road Test: French Shopping Trollies

Tinkering With The Brand

Retro Road Test: Four Icons: Fiat Croma, Lancia Thema, Saab 9000, and Alfa Romeo 164

Retro Tech: A Tale of Two Titans: Commodore 64 vs. Amstrad CPC 464

Mid March 2024 Advertised Requirements

Early March 2024 Requirements

Debbie Tedds Letter 3

Late February 2024 Requirements and Opportunities

Boat Test: Fleming 58 and the Grand Banks Aleutian 59

Mid February 2024 Advertised Requirements

Laptops: Dell Vs HP vs Lenovo

Court Guinness Update: January 2024

Grey Market Stock Trading in the UK: Opportunities, Challenges, and Regulatory Perspectives

Ultimate Retro Road Test for the 1990’s Sales Rep!

Retro Road Test: Vauxhall Tigra vs Toyota Paseo Vs Nissan 100 NX

Early February 2024 Requirements

Late January 2024 Requirements

Second Letter to Warwickshire Chief Constable

Police Policy

Testing The BP Blog As A Podcast

Mid January 2024 Advertised Requirements

Letter To Chief Constable Tedds, Warwickshire Police

Who Makes The Best Servers? Dell or HP?

Let Us Talk About Public Sector Recruitment

The Yachts: Princess 60 vs Fairline Squadron 62

Microsoft Solutions Framework (MSF): A Comprehensive Framework for Successful Project Delivery

The Rigs And Tech Update December 2023

Retro Road Test: Luxury Sedan Showdown: Jaguar XJ6 vs. Lexus LS400 vs. BMW 730i vs. Mercedes S320

Battle of the SUVs: Vauxhall Frontera vs. Suzuki Vitara – A Comprehensive Road Test - v2

Court Guinness December 2023 Update

A Comprehensive Comparison Between OpenProject and Microsoft Project

Late December 2023 Requirements

Battle of the SUVs: Vauxhall Frontera vs. Suzuki Vitara – A Comprehensive Road Test

Number Spoofing

Mid December 2023 Requirements

A Comprehensive Comparison between Microsoft Project and Oracle Primavera

Early december 2023 Requirements

Late November 2023 Requirements

Requirements And Opportunities Advertised For Friends - Mid November 2023

Retro Road Test: Sporty Coupe Showdown: Toyota Celica vs. Honda Prelude vs. Nissan 200SX

Microsoft Operations Framework: A Comprehensive Guide to IT Service Management

Some Better Ways To Spend £50,000 On Career Enhancement Than An MBA

Top 30 Self Hosted Apps

Information Technology Systems Best Suited to the Micro Private Equity Industry

Lucy's Message November 2023

A Comparative Analysis of the Jeanneau Merry Fisher and Beneteau Antares: Choosing Your Perfect Cruising Companion

Retro Road Test: Clash of the Titans: Porsche 928 vs. Mercedes-Benz 500 SL

Mid October 2023 Requirements

The Importance of Contact Relationship Management in the Micro Private Equity Sector

Headache Blog: One Year.

100 biggest UK Project Failures

The Scrapping of HS2 To Manchester. Let’s Lay it all Bare

The Life Coach scam poem

Best Practices In The Micro Private Equity Sector

The Downsides To SEIS

The UK SEIS Scheme

Battle of the Small Icons: Citroën 2CV, Fiat 126, Renault 4, and Austin Mini Road Test

Mid September 2023 Requirements

M62 Belt Requirements

Duel of Legends: Porsche 944 vs. Lotus Excel – A Thrilling Road Test V2

Road Test ChatGPT Style: Retro Shopping Trollies! Austin Metro vs Ford Fiesta Vs Vauxhall Nova

Duel of Legends: Porsche 944 vs. Lotus Excel – A Thrilling Road Test

Coaches!

Road Test : Isuzu piazza vs Honda Prelude

Beating the £27,000 Trap, How To Potentially Get A Better Career for £27k Than Going To University

Lets Talk About Lucy Letby

Road Test ChatGPT Style: Ultimate 1980’s Super car Showdown

Road Test ChatGpt Style! Retro Family Smokers Ford Escort vs Vauxhall Astra Vs Rover 214

Requirements And Opportunities Advertised For Friends – Continually Updated

The Place For MLM In Telecoms and Utilities

A Comprehensive Comparison Between the Sealine S38 and Princess V39: Yacht Versatility and Performance Unraveled

A Tale of Two Pioneers: Apple Newton vs. Psion Series 3

Road Test ChatGPT Style: 1980’s Mobile Skips! FSO Polonez vs Lada Riva

A Comparative Analysis of Apple iPhone Operating System and Android

The Micro Private Equity Sector: Unleashing the Potential of Small-Scale Investments

Road Test: Ferrari Testarossa vs. Lamborghini Countach ChatGPT Style

Commodore Amiga vs. Atari ST: A Battle of 16-Bit Titans

The Battle of British Elegance: Rover 827 Sterling vs. Jaguar XJ6 2.9 Road Test ChatGPT Style

Common Types of Non Consumer Fraud At Local Authorities

Regulating the Executive Search Industry: Ensuring Transparency, Accountability, and Ethical Practices

Battle of the Off-Road Titans: Land Rover Discovery vs. Mitsubishi Shogun vs. Isuzu Trooper ChatGPt Style

Lets Audit The BBC – And I’m Not Talking about getting faceless accountants in – This Is Better!

The Current Status Of UML

An In-Depth Critique of the Amstrad PCW and NC ranges of the 1990’s

Audi 80 vs. BMW 318 vs. Mercedes 190E

Mid July 2023 Advertised Requirements

A Comparison of PalmPilot and Psion Series 3: Pioneers of Handheld Computing

Mid July 2023 Update

Road Test: Ferrari 348 vs. Porsche 911 Carrera 2 v2

A Comprehensive Comparison of Psion Series 7, HP Jornada 728, and Toshiba Libretto

Road Test: Ferrari 348 vs. Porsche 911 Carrera 2

WCC SAR

Second Test Set, Court Report As a Podcast

Psion 3c vs. HP 200 LX

Regulating the Multi-Level Marketing (MLM) Industry in the UK: Ensuring Consumer Protection and Ethical Business Practices

V2 Ford Sierra Sapphire Cosworth, BMW M3 (E30), and Lancia Delta Integrale – Road Test ChatGPT Style!

Ford Sierra Sapphire Cosworth, BMW M3 (E30), and Lancia Delta Integrale – Road Test ChatGPT Style!

Regulating Umbrella Companies from the Worker Perspective: Ensuring Fairness, Protection, and Accountability

End June 2023 Advertised Requirements

Comparative Analysis of Managerial Skills in the Private and Public Sectors

The Potential of a National Inspection Force: Fostering Accountability and Performance in the Public Sector

Privatisation of the NHS: A Comparative Analysis of Arguments For and Against

The Main Arguments Against Privatisation of the NHS: Safeguarding Healthcare for All

The Boris Johnson Chesse and Wine Party Podcast

Mid June 2023 Requirements

Executive Force: Road Test Ford Granada. Rover 800. Vauxhall Carlton

The Main Arguments In Favour Of Privatising the NHS

Road Test: Ford Sierra Vs Vauxhall Cavalier ChatGpt Style

Rigs Update May 2023

End May 2023 Requirements

20 years of WordPress

An Essay On NHS Corruption

Standard Subject Access Request Notice

Court Guinness May 2023 update

The Final Market Comment From December 2020

Fixing Police Corruption In The United Kingdom

VW Golf Gti Vs Peugeot 205 Gti ChatGpt Style

Privatise The Police

The Current State Of Carrier Pre Select

So This Time I asked Google Bard To Write An Essay about Me

Time For A Little Natter About Tesco

How To Solve Corruption In Public Services In The United Kingdom

All Hail Derek The Cabbie!

How Would You Go About Regulating The Life Coaching Industry?

Stalker Update April 2023

The Current State Of The DSDM Methodology

Identity

Podcast Update: April 2023

The Current State Of The Prince2 Methodology

Communicating With Court Guinness – Update April 2023

The Current State Of The SSADM Methodology

How Do We Fix Ofsted?

The Second Headache Party

ChatGPT Nearly Gets It Right

What A Week Or Two Its Been, so lets have a round up.

8 Years Ago Today (17/03/2015)

Court Guinness Update March 2023

The NHS Identity Scandal – My Take

What Are The Main Issues With Executive Search

The Difference Between Pyramid Selling And Multi Level Marketing Is?

Second Open Letter To Mr Nick Slape In Two Days

Open Letter to CEO, Co-Operative bank.

February 2023 Recent Opportunities Advertised For Friends

I Just Found A Massive Issue With ChatGPT

Repost: The £100k dream garage

Repost: When 60% of your life goes down the swanny

Security is a wonderful thing! Please let me burgle your house!

The National Careers Service For The Love of God….

Rover 800 Essay by ChatGpt

Sir Michael’s Pontifications

So FlyBe?

I Had A Little Play With ChatGPT Earlier

The “Dead Happy” Advert

January 2023 – Let’s Have a Quick Chat About The Police

Repost: Lets Talk About INTU

This Famous Headache

Eastern Europe Requirements 01/23

Mid Jan 2023 Update

Repost: Let Us Talk Failing Grayling

It’s Time To Talk Warwick Hospital

The New Sickness Policy In Full

Let’s Fix The NHS! How Do We Do It?

Walking – Properly

Intellectual Property For Sale

Mainland Europe Requirements 12/2022

2022 Review and 2023 Preview

Carer Required For January 2023

Stonewater One

Irish Requirements 12/2022

Deciphering Court Report For 2023

Scottish Highlands and Islands Requirements

Comedy Club For Sale*

The worst Friday of the year - 2022

North Wales Requirements

The Rigs And Tech Update December 2022

This Year I Am Collecting For Child Abuse Charities*

The Christmas rush to beat them all

Band 5 Bullshitter Temporary Register – Update 12/2022

An old enemy moves on

Top Posts November 2022

M62 Belt Requirements

The Business Years In Numbers (1997 – 2020)

Gloucestershire Requirements

Court Guinness November Update

Another Fabled Ford Bites The Dust

Business Coaches / Life Coaches / Snake Oil Salesmen

Let’s Talk Birmingham New Street Station/Grand Central

One Year Of Podcasting On Spotify

Welsh Borders Requirements

GSTT Complaint and Investigation

Lucy’s Blog: Security Camera’s And Party Tricks

Communicating With Court Guinness – Update October 2022

PSA Et Opel? Pourquoi?????

Only 548 Left On British Roads!

Mobile Technology has it got better or has it got worse. Part Three.

Court’s Update September 2022

The Incident With The Queen’s State Bentley

Repost: Mobile Technology has it got better or has it got worse? Part Two

Court Guinness For Life Presidency

Thoughts On Recent Politics

Market Comment September 2022

Mobile Technology has it got better or has it got worse. Part One

Repost: Sergio Marchionne and Ferrari IPO

Media Conference: NHS Business Services Authority. Mr Court Guinness and Fraud.

NHS BSA and Fraud

Court Guinness General Update Early August 2022

Career Changers Who Buy Lifestyle Businesses Who Are They?

Testing Court Report As A Podcast

I Wonder What Is Happening In Retail

A Flashback: GRG

A Small Work Related Rant – Valuation and Freelancers

The Rise Of The Band 5 Bullshitter!

Let’s Talk The Tory Party

How did the United Kingdom get the Prime Minister and the government it has?

I’m So Glad The Metropolitan Police Has Been Placed Into Special Measures!

General Update Early July 2022

Consumer Electronics As A Marketing Gimmick. Why It Sucks!!

So A Frequent Flyer Tax?

So What Do Me and Jeremy Clarkson Have In Common?

10th Anniversary!

First ever courtguinness.co.uk Blog Post 10 Years Ago!

Arise Your Lordship!

An Excellent Prank Call! The Women’s Institute!

It’s Been 10 Years!

Airbus Hits 50!

Gossip Groups

The Drawbacks Of A Prime Central London Office

Repost: Has Thomas Overcooked The Hotel Sales Marketplace?

BA 8087, What Was It?

So Working From A Pub Is A New Thing, Yeah?

Well, They Want Some Of Us Back!

Shall We Natter About P&O Ferries For A Few Minutes?

Early April 2022 Update

Spare The Rod And Not The Police Officer

12 Years In The Mobile Phone Trade

Ultimate Early 90’s Bit Of Kit

Excessive Travel – The Right Gear

Dark Restaurants Are They The Future?

Airports Rated

IELTS and the NHS

The Business, Design and Project Methodology To Beat Them All

We Really Must Talk About Disabled Travel And Access

Testing Combined CourtWatch/CourtFax Status Reports (1) 15/03/2022

Testing CourtWatch As A Podcast Part One

What Is A PEMS Business?

Doing A Crap Job

Early February 2022 Update

Inflatable Roof Racks! You Must Be Joking!

Ford Mondeo Gone! Give Me Five Minutes!

3 Vs 5

Converting Offices To Flats

Deciphering CourtWatch

The “Rigs”

Appropriate Drinks – Some Questions For Dominic Raab

Bye Bye Marlboro

Lets Have a Look At The Metropolitan Police

Update: End November 2021

How I got big in Lingerie!

I Had A Nostalgic Look At The Database Just Now

Vans

Delivery Drivers And Culture – The Security Threat

Business Plans

So This Thing Spent 10 Years Attached To My Waist

Campaign To Return The Trade House Magazine

I Used To Make Jokes About Emotional Support Animals

The Avro RJ100

Fuel Shortages