All Episodes
Crane Kick Commentaries — 99 episodes
Episode 99: The Doors, Part 2 - Welcome to Oliver Stone Land!
Episode 98: The Doors, Part I - Weird Scenes From Inside the Stone Mind
Episode 97: Lord of War, Part II - Soberingly Simple
Episode 96: Lord of War, Part I - Cocaine Ukraine
Episode 95: Young Frankenstein, Part II - It was Coffee!
Episode 94: Young Frankenstein, Part I - Putting on the Ritz
Episode 93: Amadeus, Part II - Excessive Opera
Episode 92: Amadeus, Part I - Agree to Disagree
Episode 91: FUBAR, Part II - Kraft Deaner
Episode 90: FUBAR, Part I - Just Give ’r
Episode 89: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Part II - Get On With It!
Episode 88: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Part I - Erratic Personality
Episode 87: Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein, Part II - Frankenstein Defenestrates
Episode 86: Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein, Part I - The Monsterverse
Episode 85: The Great Escape, Part II - Keeping it Light
Episode 84: The Great Escape, Part I - I’m in College
Episode 83: School of Rock, Part II - Oh, You Don’t Know the Man?
Episode 82: School of Rock, Part I - Stuck in the Dumb Days
Episode 81: The Princess Bride, Part II - Let’s Get Into It
Episode 80: The Princess Bride, Part I - Anything But That
Episode 79: Wayne’s World, Part II - Buddhist Retreat
Episode 78: Wayne’s World, Part I - Game On!
Episode 77: Hellboy, Part II - Should’ve Been a Puppet
Episode 76: Hellboy, Part I - Born for the Role
Episode 75: Solaris (Соляріс), Part II - Erotic Problems in Space
Episode 74: Solaris (Солярис), Part I - Parallel Industries
Episode 73: Left Behind, Part II - Average or Above Average Intelligence
Episode 72: Left Behind, Part I - There’s Almost No Point (Besides Nic)
Episode 71: Big Fish, Part II - One Eye on The Paint and The Other on The Weather.
Episode 70: Big Fish, Part I - Ewan Mcgregor’s Infinite Charm
Episode 69: Star Trek: The Motion Picture, Part II - Gene’s Expansive, Universe-Filling Vision
Episode 68: Star Trek: The Motion Picture, Part I - Crane, the Final Frontier
Episode 67: Santa Claus is Coming to Town - A Kiss a Toy is the Price You’ll Pay
Episode 66: Love & Mercy, Part II - Mike Love & Mercy
Episode 65: Love & Mercy, Part I - Two Films
Episode 64: The Hurt Locker, Part II - Explosion Artist
Episode 63: The Hurt Locker, Part I - Constant Tension
Episode 62: Shanghai Knights - Roy O‘ Bologna
Episode 61: Shanghai Noon, Part II - Wet Shirt Don‘t Break
Episode 60: Shanghai Noon, Part I - If You can Stomach the Racism
Episode 59: The Exorcist III, (Spooky Series, Part III) - Redemption / HELL HELL HELL
Episode 58: The Exorcist II: The Heretic (Spooky Series Part II) - A Demented Mind
Episode 57: The Exorcist (Spooky Series Part I) - The Power of Crane Compells you
Episode 56: 乱 (Ran), Part II - From a Distance
Episode 55: 乱 (Ran), Part I - Forget the Flute!
Episode 54: Get Out, Part II - What Kind of Psychopath Drinks Milk and Listens to Dirty Dancing?
Episode 53: Get Out, Part I - How do you Zoom?
Episode 52: Planet of the Apes, Part II - Apes are People too
Episode 51: Planet of the Apes, Part I - Zone of the Pan Troglodytes
Episode 50: John Wick, Part II - John Wick's Bogus Journey
Episode 49: John Wick - 81 minute runtime
Episode 48: Birdman Part II - Real Life is Just a Steadicam Shot
Episode 47: Birdman Part I - Everything is Fake
Episode 46: Living in Oblivion Part II - Element of Surprise
Episode 45: Living in Oblivion Part I - The Sausage Factory
Episode 44: Sleepless in Seattle Part II - That's All I Have to Say About That
Episode 43: Sleepless in Seattle Part I - Boring in Baltimore
Episode 42: Predator Part II - International Incident
Episode 41: Predator Part I - Governor of Pump
Episode 40: Stargate Part II - Major General Albert "Bert" Newton Stubblebine III
Episode 39: Stargate Part I - Lawrence of Abydos
Episode 38: Barry Lyndon Part III - Armchair Kubrickology
Episode 37: Barry Lyndon Part II - Satisfactions per Second
Episode 36: Barry Lyndon Part I - By What Means Stanley Acquired the Style and Title of Kubrick
Episode 35: John Carpenter's They Live! - I Haven't Had This Much Fun Since Nixon
Episode 34: The General Part II - Trains, Uncontrollable Fire, More Trains
Episode 33: The General - The Rush Hour of Silent Films
Episode 32: Office Space Part II - Stapler Zeitgeist
Episode 31: Office Space Part I - Untrailerable
Episode 30: Pineapple Express Part II - It Goes Off the Rails a Bit There
Episode 29: Pineapple Express Part I - Seth, Evan and the Two Dog Plant
Episode 28: Knives Out Part II - Murder on the Starwars Express
Episode 27 : Knives Out Part I - Rian "Unassailable Character" Johnson
Episode 26: Mars Attacks! Part II - "Congress Acquits Martians on all Charges of Vaporization"
Episode 25: Mars Attacks! Part I - Tim Burton's America
Episode 24: Spinal Tap Part II - Have a Good Time All of the Time
Episode 23: Spinal Tap Part I - Trouser Armadillo
Episode 22: The Mummy Part II - Mummy IV: Return of Beni - Roy O'Bannon Vs. The Mummy
Episode 21: The Mummy Part I - FRASER not FRASIER
Episode 20 : Goldfinger Part II - No Way a Pair of Skates fits in That Box
Episode 19 - Commentaries, Crane-Kick Commentaries ( Goldfinger )
Episode 18 - A Crane Kick Holiday Special (Die Hard)
Episode 17 - How Can you Not be Romantic About Baseball? (Moneyball Part II)
Episode 16 - Vulcans use Sabermetrics (Moneyball Part I)
Episode 15 - Officer Doug (Goon Part II)
Episode 14 - Wanna Go? (Goon Part I)
Episode 13 - Dive Into the Plasma Pool (The Fly Part II)
Episode 12 - Good Ol' Toronto Boys - ( The Fly Part I)
Episode 11 - Is It Good? (Godzilla Vs. Mechagodzilla Part II)
Episode 10 - Spooky Season : A Copy of a Copy of a Copy (Nosferatu)
Episode 9 - Space Titanium is From Outer Space (Godzilla Vs. Mechagodzilla Part I)
Episode 8 - Children Are Like Uranium (Monster's Inc Part II)
Episode 7 - Oh No, Not Another 2319! ( Monster's Inc Part I)
Episode 6 - Once Upon a Time at Cinecittà (Once Upon a Time in the West)
Episode 5 - Unlicensed Cephalopoids (Men In Black)
Episode 4 - A Model, Idiot (Zoolander)
Episode 3 - They're Not Pirates! (The Fog)
Episode 2 - Houston, We've Had a Problem (Apollo 13)
Episode 1 - Fighter Jets & Cocaine (Top Gun)