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Crime In Music — 76 episodes

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075 - I'm David Lee Roth and I"ll Jinx Left on a Guy w/ a Weekend Haircut!

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074 - I'm Boy George and I'll Tumble for Drugs!

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073 - I'm Tay-K47 and I Don't Like Things on My Ankle!

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072 - I'm Billy Idol and I Hate Teasing the Yank!

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071 - I'm Wynonna Judd and they're DD's NOT GG's!

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070 - I'm John Phillips and I Made Folk Music Cool, for a Little While!

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069 - I'm Edwin Rist and I Bought a Flute Made of Gold, with Feathers!

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068 - I'm 50 Cent and I Got Businesses, Beef and Bullet Holes!!!

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067 - I'm Vince Neil and My Pants Smell Like an Egg Burrito for a Reason!

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066 - I'm NOT a Person, I'm the 2010 Love Parade!

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065 - I'm Randy Rhoads and I Don't Like Driving AIrplanes!
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064 - We're Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz and We Don't Tolerate Trespassers or the FBI!!

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063 - I'm Kodak Black and Membitta...Timmbuba...Reewitto...Sunnaaa...!
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062 - I'm George Michael and EEEK, a Mouse!
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061 - I'm Son House and My Dad Played Folk Tuba!!!

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060 - I'm Kid Rock and I'd Totally Hit a Guy w/ Glasses, Cause I Did!

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059 - I'm Billie Holiday and My Life was NO Vacation!

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058 - I'm Aaron Carter and I Did NOT Blow a Seal!
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057 - I'm Spade Cooley and Here's My Horse Opera!
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056 - I'm T.I. and that's just the TIP!

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055 - I'm the God of F*ck, I'm Marilyn Manson!

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054 - I'm NOT a Person, I'm the Wasteland known as Woodstock '99!

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053 - I'm Danny Bonaduce and I Will Box Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime!

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052 - I'm Wes Scantlin and I'll come at you with a Chainsaw!!!

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051 - I'm Paris Hilton , I'm a DJ and That's Hot!!!

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050 - I'm Melvin Rees and DO NOT Get Excited, but They Call Me the Sex Beast

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049 - I'm Randy Travis and Even Though I'm Naked, I Damn You to Hell!!

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048 - He robbed a woman in Reno just to watch her cry, he's Victor Willis and we're the Village People!

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047 - I'm Hank Williams Sr. and I Can Drink More Than You Think..!

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046 - I'm Flavor Flav and I'm NOT an Enemy of the Public Anymore!

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045 - I'm Giuseppe Tartini and the Devil's My Dream Guy!

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044 - We're the Blues Brothers Band and We Aren't Blue, Nor Are We Brothers!

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043 - I'm Bobby Brown and I Can Do What I Want to Do, Right Ted?

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042 - We're NOT a person, we're the Canned Heat and Even Death Can't Kill Us!

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041 - I'm NOT a Person, I'm the Erie Canal Soda Pop Festival!

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040 - I'm Frank the Tank, I'm Frank Sinatra!

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039 - I'm Ol' Dirty Bastard and I Ruined Welfare for Everyone in the US!

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038 - I'm Marky Mark and I was a Punk!

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037 - I'm Ike Turner and It's All About Holes!!!

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036 - I'm Axl Rose and Like This Episode, I'm Late... for everything, sorry.

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035 - I'm George Jones and I Have Stupid Possum Eyes!!

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034 - I'm Elvis Presley and I AM A FEDERAL AGENT, whoa!!!!

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033 - I'm Elvis Presley and I Pulled a Gun on a Marine One Time

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032 - I'm Gucci Mane and Ninjas Tried to Steal My Ice-Cream Cone Necklace!

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031 - I'm Jim Morrison and I Get Pissy After I've Been Maced!

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030 - I'm Waylon Jennings and I made $25K taking a piss one time.

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029 - I'm Wendy O. Williams and I'm Pretty Accurate w/ a Ping-Pong Ball!

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028 - I'm James Brown and There Are 3 Things I Didn't Like About Prison

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027 - I'm Amy Winehouse and You Know I'm No Good!

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026 - I'm Capt. Beefheart & You'd Better Pack More Than a Crossbow!

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025 - I'm Vanilla Ice & I'll Wax a Chump Like a Candle!

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024 - I'm David Crosby and How Am I Still Alive?!?

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023 - I'm DMX... FREEZE, I'm NOT a Federal Agent!

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022 - I'm NOT a Person, I'm the Altamont Free Concert!

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021 - I'm Lindsay Lohan, Move That Cone!

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020 - I'm NOT British, I'm Australian Rolf Harris and I'll Tie Down More Than Your Kangaroo!

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019 - I'm Pete Doherty and I Probably have Drugs on Me Right Now, like now now...

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018 - I'm Johnny Paycheck and I Took That Job & Shoved It!

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017 - I'm Foxy Brown and I Swear to Gawd I'm Famous!

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016 - I'm Varg Vikernes & I'm feelin' Stabby/ Burny... let's do both!!

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015 - I'm Walter, okay fine, I'm Huddie Ledbetter aka Leadbelly!

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014 - I'm NOT a gay Ice-Cream truck, I'm Tekashi69, 6ix9ine, 69!

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013 - I'll probably do that again, I'm Merle Haggard!

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012 - I'm NOT in Color Me Bad, I'm Snow!

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011 - I'm Moon the Loon, I'm Keith Moon!

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010 - I'm NOT a good Monkey Daddy, I'm Justin Bieber!

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009 - I'm Martha's son... I'm Chuck.... Chuck Berry!

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008 - I'm NOT a diaper-face, I'm Mindy McCready!

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007 - I'm a grownup, I swear.... I'm Dupree Bolton!

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006 - I'm NOT Dracula, I'm Prince of Genosa Carlo Gesualdo!

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005 - I'm a crash-proof teddybear, I'm Phil Spector!

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004 - I'm named after a Hamster, I'm Sid Vicious!

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003 - I'm Lil' Wayne and I have a big..... brain!

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002 - I'm NOT racist, I'm David Allan Coe!

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001 - I'm Rick James B_itch!

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000 - Hello!

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