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Crossing Swords — 225 episodes
It's Trump's World...
Are We The Baddies??
Was It A Dojo?!?!
How much Would You Want?
Traitors, Bob Marley and Racial Representation
Polanksi, Gaza & Wolfbagging!!
S*xual Surgeons!!
And she's gone....
P*rnstar PenPals!!
Welcome to the Gay Parade
Jake Won The Traitors!!
Sarina Wiegman & Podcasting Chaos!!
Who Will Win The Premier League?
Would You Leave Your Dying Wife?
Partey, Arteta & Crystal Palace Chaos!!
Let's Talk Glastonbury
Bombs, B***ing & Everything In-between
You're Gonna Know This One...
Let's Talk Clarkson's Farm!!
What's Going On At Palace??
Lineker Leaves The BBC!!
Palace Make History!!
Who's In Charge?
Would You Go To Space With Katie Perry?
What's Worse Brand, Zegler or Being Woke?
Just Stop Oil... Stops!!
Welfare Not Warfare...
The One Where They Eat...
Benefits & BBQ's!
Don't Worry We'll Keep This Brief!!
The Therapist Will See You Now...
Will Amazon Kill James Bond?
How Does The Women's Game Grow???
What Is Trump Doing?
Elon Musk Fan Boys Hate Us!!
We All Know What Elon Was Doing!!
Are Uk Workers Lazy??
The Gavin & Stacey Episode
Merry Christmas Everyone!
Musk Works For Trump!!
Mike Tyson Lost!!!
Lineker Leaves Match Of The Day
Secret Royal Cash & Presidential Win
Is Halloween Good? When Can We Move On To Christmas?
Can Tuchel Bring Football home?
Can Books Really Be Adapted?
Starmer Lost The Chagos Islands!!!
Dame Maggie Smith is a Legend!!
Diddy Did It Didn't He?
James Earl Jones Has Become One With The Force
Did Oasis Just Mess This Up?!?!
The Council of Bros Return
Is Mr Beast Good or Evil?
Olympics Hysteria & Dangerous Disney
Love Will Always Win!!!
Can RDJ save the MCU 2.0???
Should Just Stop Oil... Just Stop?!?!
American Madness: Trump Edition!!
Jack Black, Working from Home & A New Guest Host
A New Beginning
Does Taylor Swift know where Jay Is?
Are Reform Voters Racist?
Is Leonardo Dicaprio a bit Creepy?
Should A.I. Scare Us?
It Only Gets Better?
Who Built The Pyramids?
We Need To Open Up More!!
Are Labour Right Wing Now?
Can We Trust Angela Rayner?
What It's Really Like Being A Mum!!
Did Starmer & Hoyle Fail Diane Abbott?
Where's Kate?
What on Earth Are Jewish Space Lasers?
Why Do People Hate Prince Harry?
Should Tom Lockyer Play Again?
Have We Got A Sponsor??
Parish In Or Out?
Urgent Charity Appeal - Jordan Henderson
Is Joey Barton a Misogynist?
The Fairytale of New York - A CrossingSwords Story
Cliff Richard Meets the Council Of Bros...
Will Robert Downey Jr Save the MCU???
The Bad, The Worse & The Ugly - A Conservative Story
F.R.I.E.N.D.S - We'll be there for you
Gordon Ramsay, Diving Boards & Agony Aunts
What On Earth Is Going On Between Israel & Palestine?
Are Labour Ready to Lead?
The Conservatives Have Gone Too Far!
Would you Snort C*ke off of Dumbledore?
Open Secrets, Allegations & Russell Brand
Rayner, Labour's New Deal & Employment Issues
Could Gillian Keegan fight a Kangaroo?
We Did A Football Episode...
Snoop Dogg, Vaccines & Sports Washing
Jake Becomes A Nudist!
Not Another Over Rated Under Rated Episode?
Overrated Or Underrated?
Is Sir Kid Starver The New Lex Luther?
Please Let The Sun Go Down On Us!
Kevin Smith Is A Legend!
Orcas Fluffing The Honours List
What Does Berlusconi & Butt Plugs Have In Common?
This Episode Is Brought To You By BoJo & The LGBTQ+ Community
Whose Worse Royal Blood or Schofield?
Does Anyone Watch Movies Anymore?
Jake Replaces Andrew... With Andrew?
We all Love A Bit Of Charlie...
What does Dianne Abbott, Star Wars & Harry Potter have in common?
Sam Smith: Devil Worshiper?
Paul O'Grady Is A Legend!
Was Soccer AM Sh*t?
Is Gary Lineker Dangerous?
Calling Dr Jones!!
We Tried Prime...
A Road Trip with Donald Trump & Piers Morgan
What do RIshi Sunak and Escorts have in common?
This Episode Could Get Us Cancelled!
Return of a Legend, Redemption of Podcaster!
Merry Christmas Everyone!
Should Jake Go Bleach Blonde? & Knuckle Deep?
Qatar World Cup: What the F*** is going on in Robbie Williams Kitchen?
Is North Korea after CrossingSwords?
What do Elon Musk, Braverman & Migrants have in common?
Alex Jones In A Sandstorm
In Liz We Truss...
One Hundred Swords Crossed!!!
Long Live The Que...King
What do The Pope & Leo DiCaprio have in common?
Paddy 'The Baddy' & Our Mental Health
Is Sir Keir Starmer Failing?
Pegging or Poverty?
Does F***ing A Hoover Make You Better Than JK Rowling?
So Boris Is Kinda Gone?
The First Ever Crossing Swords Festival
How would you come out?
Boris Johnson, Ricky Gervais and Pleading for Forgiveness
We've Been Expecting You.... Mr Alex
Season 4 Finale!
What's on your Bucket List?
I've Got A D*ck Drawer!!
CrossingSwords Stands with Ukraine
What Do Putin, Prince Andrew & Louis Theroux Have In Common?
Thats Not Going Up There!!
Gerrard Destined For Liverpool?
Operation Big Dog
Merry Christmas You Filthy Animals!
You won't believe who Peter Kay Sued!!!
What's Your Guilty Pleasure?
Do You Sit? Or Do You Stand?
Ghosts watch Tik Tok!!
We watched the WORST MOVIE EVER!!!
Could this be the end of Crossing Swords?
This Country Is A Bleak, Bleak Place
We've Been Expecting You.... Mr Bond!
Is Guardiola even as good as Klopp?
Unsung Heroes and Who we should hate more!
Episode #69 - Our most embarrassing Stories
The Amazing Spider-Man
Just Another Manic International Crisis
Down with the kids
Ectoplasm Everywhere....
A Small Town Called F***ing
I'd Storm Parliament for some Free Porn
Im Having A Go On Ryan Reynold's Wife
To Vaccinate or not to Vaccinate?
We Don't Need No Education!
Don't have sex with Animals
Bojo, Biden & A Whole Lot of Catching Up
We're back Baby!!
King Of Wakanda
Just a couple of Lefty Snowflakes
Battle of the Artists 2: MCU
Apocalypse Now
Sex on Stag
Lies! Deception!
Jack Nicholson Replaces Jake?
The McCan's are not murderers And The Bilderberg Elite
Is Not Being Okay The New Normal?
Cummings you absolute....
Ian Wright is a Legend!
Give Us Equal Pay RapiNow
KanYAY? Or KanNay?
The Adventures Of Moxie!
Which Kardashian Would Be President?
Kyle Walker Just Play With Yourself!
You're in Our Bedrooms
Sally Morgan and Derek Acorah Are Frauds!
Conference Call Lock Down Edition
For Legal Reasons We Had To Rename This Episode!
RKelly, MJ, Weinstein and Spacey - Can we like them?
Should We All Be Worried?
Poe's Law, Social Media and Caroline Flack
I Learned to Tie My Shoe Laces Out Of Spite
Boycott? Or not to Boycott? That is the Question
'Air Quotes Brexit Day Joy'
Three's Company
Post Apocalyptic Waste Land
Resolutions not Revolutions
The Truth is Out There
Im Just A Lowly Worker Bee
General Election Special
Tom Ellis In My Bathroom
Toxic Masculinity
The Royals
The Season 1 Finale!!
Harry Potter Franchise of A Generation
Agony Aunt's Crossing Swords
Interview With A Podcaster
The Right Rises
Boris & Prorogation
Hypothetical Nonsense
Homelessness In The Uk
When Does Comedy Go Too Far?
The Premier League Preview 2019-2020
Funny News Stories
The New Prime Minister
Convenience
Modern Relationships
Battle of the Artists
Mental Health
2019 Halfway Recap
Crossing Swords - Episode 4
Crossing Swords Episode 3
Episode 2
Crossing Swords Episode 1