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Cults, Cryptids, and Conspiracies — 482 episodes
Episode 412: Atrocity Comes (Part 2)
Episode 411: Atrocity Comes
Hiatus Announcement
Episode 410: Where Is Holly?
Episode 409: Call of the Turtle
Episode 408: Fraudrick Douglass
Episode 407: The Vine Succumbs
Episode 406: Let Them Grow Grapes (Part 2 of 3)
Episode 405: Huffing God's Breath (Part 1 of 3)
Episode 404: Something's Wrong With Your Teeth
Parlor of the Paranormal: Five Moons Rising
Episode 403: Chthonic Waste
Episode 402: My Therapist Says Hello (Part 2 of 2)
Episode 401: Social Isolation (Part 1 of 2)
Episode 400: A Really Cool Hat (Part 2 of 2)
Episode 399: Four Men, One Bomb (Part 1 of 2)
Parlor of the Paranormal: Go Luck Yourself
Parlor of the Paranormal: A Court of Wings and Ruin Part 3
Episode 398: Irrationally Justified (Part 2 of 2)
Episode 397: The Philosophers Science (Part 1 of 2)
Episode 396: Sloppy Style with Christ (Part 3 of 3)
Episode 395: Gaslight, Gospel, Girlboss (Part 2 of 3)
Episode 394: Pen Pals with the Virgin Mary (Part 1 of 3)
Episode 393: Ye Olde cults
Episode 392: Sweet, Sweet Marrow (Part 2 of 2)
Episode 391: CalTrans' Worst Nightmare (Part 1 of 2)
Episode 390: Witness the Stain
Parlor of the Paranormal: A Court of Wings and Ruin Part 2
Episode 389: Uncontrolled Horse Descent (Part 2 of 2)
Episode 388: That Blimp Ain't Right (Part 1 of 2)
Episode 387: We All Burned (Part 2 of 2)
Episode 386: We Didn’t Start The Fire (Part 1 of 2)
Episode 385: Fajita Butterfly Guardian
Episode 384: The Moose Stands Alone
Parlor of the Paranormal: A Court of Wings and Ruin Part 1
Episode 383: Spiritual Sediment (Part 2 of 2)
Episode 382: Is a Ghost a Sandwich (Part 1 of 2)
Feed Drop! ISTD S2 Ep. 1: New Season, New Holes
Parlor of the Paranormal: The Nightmare Before Kissmas
Episode 381: Bioluminescent Cats (Part 2/2)
Episode 380 Whip It Good (Part 1/2)
Episode 379: Framerate Issue
Episode 378: Did He Do It? (Part 3/3)
Parlor of the Paranormal: That Time I Got Drunk And Saved A Demon
Episode 377: Oops! All Feds (Part 2/3)
Episode 376: Don't Talk To Cops (Part 1/3)
Episode 375: The Ghosts are Homophobic (Part 3/3)
Episode 374: Hollywood Haunting Houseboy (Part 2/3)
Parlor of the Paranormal: A Court of Mist and Fury Part 2
Episode 373: The Entity Desires to Decorate (Part 1/3)
Episode 372: Welfare Funded Sex Magic (Part 3/3)
Episode 371: Bad Vibrations (Part 2/3)
Episode 370: America's Strongest Boy (Part 1/3)
Parlor of the Paranormal: A Court of Mist And Fury Part 1
Episode 369: Fake The Data
Episode 368: Base Element
Episode 367: It’s the Geiger that Counts
Episode 366: Concentrated Murder
Parlor of the Paranormal: A Court of Thorns and Roses
Episode 365: (Not) The Anniversary Episode
Episode 364: Actionable Threat Klaxon
Episode 363: Reduce, Reuse, Reincarnate
Episode 362: Everybody Wants To Be Jesus
Episode 361: Facebook Happened
Episode 360: Wolf Pack 2010
Episode 359: Fae Propaganda
Episode 358: Capitalistic Cannibalism
Episode 357: Evolution of a Frog
Episode 356: Speed Boat
Episode 355: Put it in Your Front Pocket
Episode354: Web of Schemes
Episode 353: Thou Doth Protest
Episode 352: Hot Bourgeoise
Episode 351: If I Had Two Nickels
Episode 350: Finally The Octopus Commits Murder
Episode 349: Laying Out More Prosciutto
Episode 348: Profit Off A Promise
GUEST EPISODE: I Seduce The Dragon Episode 1
Episode 347: October Surprise
Episode 346: Third Man Factor
Episode 345: The Fourth Third Man
Episode 344: Fueled by Spite and Lemons
Episode 343: Unionize the Afterlife
Episode 342: Ghost Business
Parlor Of The Paranormal: Dark Reunion (Vampire Diaries 4)
January Special: The Glitter of The Dead
January Special: Let's Eat Our Neighbors
January Special: And Here We Have Bog
January Special: Dummy Thicc Bros
Episode 341: Congressional Razzle Dazzle
Episode 340: Too Many Missiles
Episode 339: Overthrowing Foreign Nations For Fun And Profit
Episode 338: Let Me Call My Dad
Episode 337: The Quick Way Down
Episode 336: One Size Fits No One
Episode 335: Practice Safe Cursing
Episode 334: I'm Already Uncomfortable
Episode 333: Completely Coerced Confessions
Episode 332: Gruesome Survival
Episode 331: Less Travelled For A Reason
Episode 330: Dicked Down by British Propaganda
Episode 329: Spooktober; The Perfect Man
Episode 328: Gay Wizard Jesus
Episode 327: Christ-Starter
Episode 326: Economically Useless, Emotionally Priceless
Episode 325: Where The Wild Things Are
Episode 324: Seashell Honeypot
Episode 323: Roll For Insight
Episode 322: Sanctioned By The US Govt.
Episode 321: Most Important Squid Leader
Episode 320: Kill Count of 32
Episode 319: Kiss My Hand Or Die
Episode 318: Make Your Own Chronology
Episode 317: Why, Who, To What Possible End?
Episode 316: Ground Floor Grifter
Parlor Of The Paranormal: The Fury (Vampire Diaries 3)
Episode 315: Svaika at the Nunnery
Episode 314: 42.2 Megatons of Godzilla
Episode 313: Don't Nuke The Moon
Episode 312: Celestial Instacart
Episode 311: Gesamtkunstwerk
Episode 310: The Fascist Zone
Episode 309: Worst Family Dinner
Episode 308: Vote (For Us) Or Die
Episode 307: Spooky Choo-Choo
Episode 306: Have A Baked Potato About It
Episode 305: Easy Baby Oven
Episode 304: Jesus Is A Gym Bro
Episode 303: Jesus Was A Businessman
Episode 302: Babadook of Africa
Episode 301: Rip Everyone Else
Episode 300: The Lucky Ones...
Episode 299: Consume Creamy Liquid
Episode 298: Pics Or It Didn't Happen
Episode 297: In Your Brain Bro
Episode 296: Whose To Say?
Episode 295: Da ba dee da ba di
Episode 294: Forfeit Your Science Gossip
Episode 293: Whoever Wins, We Lose
Episode 292: Neopets Bourgeoisie
Parlor Of The Paranormal: Dead Until Dark
Episode 291: This Isn't The Grinch
Episode 290: Unbaptized Skeletons
Episode 289: Give Us The Tree
Episode 288: Sexy 16th Century Firefighters
Episode 287: It Never Happened
Episode 286: Don't Kiss Rats
Episode 285: All Hail The Mighty Acorn
Episode 284: You Can See Them While Sober
Episode 283: A Downward Facing Parabola
Episode 282: Don't Ask Questions
Episode 281: Spooktober Road Trip
Episode 280: Brilliantly Cut Dynasties
Episode 279: Girl Boss Queen
Parlor Of The Paranormal: First Grave On The Right
Episode 278: Mountain Of Light
Episode 277: The Burger Of Tomorrow
Episode 276: Coerced Attachment Therapy
Episode 275: Leaden With Crime
Episode 274: Frame Your Dad For It
Parlor Of The Paranormal: The Struggle (Vampire Diaries 2)
Bonus Interview: The Fabulous Fear Machine
Episode 273: What In the World?
Episode 272: Oh No, It's The Consequences Of My Actions!
Episode 271: Trip Out For Demeter
Episode 270: Epilepsy Warning
Parlor Of The Paranormal: The Awakening (Vampire Diaries 1)
Episode 269: A Reasonably Priced Boulder
Episode 268: Man I Love Frogs
Episode 267: Praise Be to Calculla
Episode 266: The Mound Persists
Episode 265: Real Life Versus Fiction
Parlor Of The Paranormal: Ambereye
Episode 264: The Entity (2022)
Episode 263: One Last Supper At The Cracker Barrel
Episode 262: Number of the Bottom
Episode 261: Accelerated Violence
Parlor Of The Paranormal: Heart Of The Pack
Episode 260: Fifth Anniversary!
Episode 259: You're Wrong, And You Suck
This Is Where Episode 259 WOULD Go
Episode 258: Second Hottest Mess In Rome
Episode 257: Beyond Incompetance
Parlor Of The Paranormal: Stalked By The Kraken
Episode 256: Pegasus Among Us
Episode 255: Hella Metal Otters
Episode 254: Dinosaurs Are Cool, Bro
Episode 253: Catfishing a Unicorn
Episode 252: Money Equals Faith
Parlor Of The Paranormal: Sing Me To Sleep
Episode 251: Black Cat Bat Man
Episode 250: Hello FBI Listener
Episode 249: Christ's Passion Picture Show
Episode 248: Big Maple and The Sugar Shacks
Parlor Of The Paranormal: Lady Knight
Episode 247: Ball Handler
Episode 246: Good Boy Richie
Episode 245: Government Money For Wombats
Episode 244: Here's The Scoop
Episode 243: The Seed Bearers
Episode 242: Cicadas Causing Concussions
Episode 241: Seven Angry Loggers
Episode 240: Apocalypse Home Maker
Parlor Of The Paranormal: Only By Your Touch
Episode 239: Crown Bishop King
Episode 238: Divine Divorce
Episode 237: I’m (Not So) Real
Episode 236: Antisemitism But It Keeps Getting Faster
Parlor Of The Paranormal: Vampire Academy
Episode 235: Fish Outta Salt Water
Episode 234: God This Is A Lot
Episode 233: Seven Demons in Horny Jail
Episode 232: Encoded Enigmatic Bird Strike
Parlor Of The Paranormal: Mending
Episode 231: Cult Eat Cult World
Episode 230: Spooktober; Chelsea's' Hauntings
Episode 229: Alien Catboy Satan
Episode 228: Consume Ancient Texts
Episode 227: Slower Than A Speeding Bullet
Parlor Of The Paranormal: Broken
Episode 226: Lay On Hands
Episode 225: The Ocean Keeps Her Secrets
Episode 224: Abandon Society, Move into a Cave
Episode 223: Draco Malfoy and the Owls Of Eternity
Parlor Of The Paranormal: Torn
Episode 222: Wild Handcarts In The Night
Episode 221: Buckle Your Seatbelts
Episode 220: Morons for Grifters
Parlor Of The Paranormal: Caroline's Heart
Episode 219: Frank Hansen Definitely Killed A Guy
Episode 218: Undercover Incompetence
Episode 217: Find The Orb
Episode 216: Black Women Deserve Better
Episode 215: Lie to People, It's Fun
Parlor Of The Paranormal: Little Dip
Episode 214: You Can't Hack Meth
Episode 213: The Worst Man in Fresno
Episode 212: “It’s Free Real Estate!”
Episode 211: Mountain Mama's White Puppo
Parlor Of The Paranormal: Kiss of Shadows
Episode 210: 21st Century Drug Lord
Episode 209: Attack Of The Christmas Masons
Episode 208: It's Mango Time
Episode 207: Livestream Your Religion
Parlor Of The Paranormal: Mating The Omega
Episode 206: Inflated Spookiness
Episode 205: Blob Of Darkness
Episode 204: Evil Corp
Parlor of the Paranormal: The Mermaid's Daughter
Episode 203: The Britney Codes
Episode 202: Patriotic Dick Measuring
Episode 201: The IRS Is Not My Dad
Episode 200: Mal's Story Time
Episode 199: Castro Cuckolding Canada
Parlor Of The Paranormal: Twilight Midnight Sun
Episode 198: Snowball Fight in the Senate
Episode 197: Immersed In Goop
Episode 196: We Need To Overthrow Heaven
Episode 195: Respawn Point
Episode 194: Check Out Any Time You Like
Episode 193: It Sucks, To Put It Mildly
Episode 192: Far Right Candy
Episode 191: Everything Is Green
Parlor Of The Paranormal: Hunger For You
Episode 190: Eight Meters
Episode 189: Sleepy Time
Episode 188: Listener Mail Roundup
Episode 187: Humbly Don't Drink Bleach
Episode 186: Snake Son of Godhead
Parlor of the Paranormal: Ever After
Episode 185: Kinning Isn't Easy
Episode 184: Ghost Juice
Episode 183: All Wolves Go To Heaven
Episode 182: Harness The Screams
Episode 181: Enter Spiritman
Episode 180: Game Over, Man
Episode 179: Eerie Weasel
Episode 178: Basis In Hate
Parlor Of The Paranonormal: Twilight Breaking Dawn
Episode 177: Vaguely Egg Shaped
Episode 176: Teabagging For Freedom
Episode 175: The Everlasting Faint
Episode 174: Jet Fuel Doesn't Need To Melt Steel Beams
Episode 173: Brazil's Done It Again
Episode 172: Let's Eat Our Neighbors
Episode 171: Beach Of Lies
Episode 170: God Demands Micro-Transactions
Episode 169: An Egg In These Trying Times
Episode 168: The Devils' Hole
Parlor of the Paranormal: Twilight Eclipse
Episode 167: (Don't) Do Cocaine About It
Interview With Helen Zuman About Zendik Farm
Episode 166: Eleven Rules of The Earth
Episode 165: Devils' Lettuce
Parlor of the Paranormal: Twilight New Moon
Episode 164: KHAAAAAN
Episode 163: AZ5
Episode 162: Gimme The 411
Episode 161: In Your Arrogance
Episode 160: Final Nightmare VII
Parlor Of The Paranormal: Twilight
Episode 159: Alt Right 2, Electric Boogaloo
Episode 158: Here's Looking At you Brazil
Episode 157: The Bummersville Sometimes
Episode 156: Glass And Leather Anniversary
Episode 155: Bribing At The Car Wash
Parlor Of The Paranormal: How To Date Your Dragon
Episode 154: Little Boxes Out In Space
Episode 153: Jacked Purple Lynx Fursona
Episode 152: Trait Positive Goth
Episode 151: Fed-Ex Drivers With Swords
Episode 150: Planetary Doomsday
Episode 149: Florida Man From Self Isolation
Episode 148: Dummy Thick Bros
Episode 147: Wash Your Damn Hands
Parlor Of The Paranormal: Dark Lover
Episode 146: Sneeple On This Flat Earth
Episode 145: House Painters Wanted
Episode 144: You Don't Have This Disease
Episode 143: Snow Man Bear
Episode 142: The GhostBusters Ruling
Parlor Of The Paranormal: The Killing Dance
Episode 141: A Man Chooses (Poorly)
Episode 140: Lets Hunt Ghosts
Episode 139: And Here We Have Bog
Episode 138: A Whole Can Of De-Rattled Snakes
Parlor Of The Paranormal: Butt Tingle With Chuck Tingle
Episode 137: Harvest 500 Pounds of Herb
Episode 136: Graveyard Spiral
Episode 135: The Man From Stratford
Episode 134: Only Scrubs Believe In The Moon
Episode 133: Neither Confirm Nor Deny
Parlor Of The Paranormal: Halfway To The Grave
Episode 132: A Whole C.A.N. of Lawsuits
Episode 131: Everything Is Awful
Episode 130: The San Diego Moisture Man
Interview With Ashe About Supercamp
Episode 129: Revised History Tulsa Massacre
Parlor Of The Paranormal: Burn
Episode 128: Jack Dies At The End
Episode 127: When Mom is away The Cryptids Come Out To Play
Episode 126: It Is Mystery
Episode 125: Ghost Nuts
Episode 124: Chelsea is Dying in Spooktober
Parlor Of The Paranormal: Samson's Lovely Mortal
Episode 123: "Et Tu, Howler?"
Episode 122: We Contain Multitudes
Episode 121: Gears Of Faith
Episode 120: Take Me To Snurch
Parlor Of The Paranormal: Slave to Sensation
Episode 119: 30 Seconds To Aten
Episode 118: Jeffrey Epstein
Episode 117: Q Clearance
Episode 116: "Politics is Weird, Yo"
Episode 115: Two Plagues And A Haunting
Parlor Of The Paranormal: Fantasy Lover
Episode 114: Alice's Adventure On A Ghost Ship
Episode 113: Levitating Warlocks Against War
Episode 112: Cain's Not Dead But Maybe Paul Is
Episode 111: Five Years in Prison
Parlor Of The Paranormal: Dark needs at Nights Edge
Episode 110: Minions Rule North Korea
Episode 109: The Worst Sandwich Ever
Episode 108: Wikipedia Has Failed Us
Episode 107: Devil Can't Play This HAARP
Parlor Of The Paranormal: Wild
Episode 106: Where Are You From, Where'd You Go?
Episode 105: Irradiated on The Moon
Episode 104: The China Anniversary
Episode 103: Snape At The End of The Universe
Episode 102: Forced Tour
Parlor Of The Paranormal: The Magpie Lord
Episode 101: L Ron Hubbard and The Chamber of Angels
Episode 100: Historical Context
Episode 99: Impostor Snake Syndrome
Episode 98: Buy Some Land and Huff Chemicals
Parlor Of The Paranormal: A Quick Bite
Episode 97: Who Put Bella In Cowboy Times?
Interview With The Family Survivors
Episode 96: Don't Trust The Mouse
Episode 95: The C Wars Podcast
Episode 94: God's Fist Slapping Erik's Steamy Thighs
Episode 93: The Glitter of the Dead
Episode 92: Wholesome Week
Episode 91: Always Follow The Money
Episode 90: Gross Humans Rights Violations
Episode 89: Shrouded In Mystery
Parlor of the Paranormal: Digging The Wolf
Interview With Jon Bryant
Episode 88: Don't Let It Go
Episode 87: More Information Needed
Episode 86: What Is The Truth
Parlor of the Paranormal: How To Date A Dragon
Episode 85: Crying Baby New Year
Episode 84.5: Vacation for Everybody
Episode 84: It's All White Peoples Fault
Episode 83: Lizard People; No Pants Allowed
Episode 82: A Snake in the Hand is Worth a Creep in the Bush
Episode 81: Love, Nixon
Episode 80: F.O.R.E.S.H.A.D.O.W.I.N.G.
Episode 79: History is Cyclical
Episode 78: Don't Talk About the Banana Bread
Episode 77: Porque No Los Dos, Ladies
Parlor of the Paranormal Teaser
Episode 76: Spooktober part 4; Spooky Cows Of The Deep
Episode 75: Spooktober part 3; Poison and Bricks (Of The Deep)
Episode74: Spooktober part 2; Deadly Banana Beer From The Deep
Episode73: Spooktober part 1; Pig Demons of the Deep
Episode 72: Sun Shines over Ancient Water
Episode 71: ...Surprise Genitalia! Part 2
Episode 70: Wait For It... Part 1
Episode 69: NICE.
Episode 68: Federal Cryptid Pheromones
Episode 67: Religion; Extreme Mode
Episode 66: Mithras' Coconut Crabs
Episode 65: Recreational Swimming
Episode 64: Don't Question It, Just Go With It.
Episode 63: God Might Be In This Episode
Episode 62: Time Traveling FanFiction Cryptids
Episode 61: Monsters on Vacation
Episode 60: Schrödinger's Child At Your Local Cult Deli
Episode 59: DIY Mystical Energy Smuggling
Episode 58: Demons DTF In Your Area
Episode 57: Synagogue of Satan in Scenic Bisley
Episode 56: Internet Clowns
Episode 55: Breaking Alliteration
Episode 54: Annie Are You Okay?
Episode 53: Chelsea's Color-paloza
Episode 52: The Paper Anniversary
Episode 51: To Invade A Mockingbird
Episode 50: Send Nudes to the Men In Black
Episode 49: Alex Jones' Worst Nightmare
Episode 48: The Vanishing Women Who Stare At Goats
Episode 47: Social Science with a Shot of Bourbon
Episode 46: *Insert Anti Semitic Klaxon Here*
Episode 45: Mary Magdalene and the Religious Laser Beam
Episode 44: 17th Century Incognito Mode
Episode 43: Flat Earth Showdown
Episode 42: Jill Dando and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Episode 41: The National Export of Bummersville is Depresssion
Episode 40: Everything Is Haunted
Episode 39: Sea Me Now
Episode 38: Hijackers in the Rye
Episode 37: Space Owls
Episode 36: Mafia Fires And Something Sappy About Friendship
Episode 35: Manipulative Ballet in the Fairy Circles
Episode 34: It's A Government Conspiracy!
Episode 33: Take Your Meds!
Episode 32: Not All Men
Episode 31: Cubic River Monsters
Episode 30: Ladies' Night in Bummersville
Episode 29: Lizard People On A Plane
Episode 28: It's ART, Mom, You Wouldn't Understand
Episode 27: The Split Brain Behind Every Murder
Episode 26: MKULTRA Stole Time
Episode 25: Buried Treasure in the Apocalypse
Episode 24: Spoopy Halloween
Episode 23: The Refreshing New Taste of Bloody McKenzie
Episode 22: False Flags and Cellular Memory
Episode 21: Too Many White People
Episode 20: Listen to the Locals
Episode 19: A Conspiracy of Women
Episode 18: Vampire Goat Yoga Pants
Episode 17: The One Where The World Almost Ends in 1997
Episode 16: The Devil Horses' Government Cheese
Episode 15: The Mind Is Not to be Trusted
Episode 14: The Mysterious Internet Test and Killer Water
Episode 13: Never Trust the Catholic Church
Episode 12: Mothman, There's No Need To Be Down
Bonus Episode: Fun with Friends
Episode 11: Pop Culture Breakdown
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Episode 10: The End of Humanity and Cristina Starts a Cult
Episode 9: Wolf Men and Lake Creatures
Episode 8: Actually Aliens
Episode 7: Fraud and Vandalism
Episode 6: The Folly of Man
Episode 5: Runs in the Family
Episode 4: No Country For Old Ships
Episode 3: Daring Cryptids and Doomsday Cults
Episode Two: Russian Radio and Roanoke
Episode One: The Blue Nun and the Disappearing Dutch Women