All Episodes

#383 - Teenage Driver

#382 - Locking the School

#381 - Spring is ruined

#380 - Nashville's Polly Darton

#379 - Strongly Worded Letter

#378 - Fix My Printer

#377 - Sanitation Theater

#376 - Mental Fortitude

#375 - Jerry Blue Jeans

#374 - Whorled Wide Spider Web

#373 - The Neural Network Thing

#372 - Very High Brow

#371 - Imposter Syndrome

#370 - Sell Your Son Out

#369 - Tasty Treat Season

#367 - Frog March

#365 - Deja Vouey

#366 - Marmalo

#364 - Very Hard to Start

#363 – Clown Shoes

#362 – Highs, Lows, Buffalos

#361 – Vanilla Creme Donut

#360 – Four Weekends

#359 – Chappaquiddick

#358 – Left on Read

#357 – Do the Hard Stuff

#356 – My Money’s on Me

#355 – Play More Chess

#354 – Hot Girl Summer

#353 – Old and Wisdomy

#351 – Maybe I buy Twitter

#350 – Handful of People

#349 – That’s a Weird Vibe

#348 – Unplug the Glue Gun

#347 – Magic Lady Doctor

#346 – Girlboss

#345 – Spur some Enervation

#344 – Art is Art

#343 – Omnidirectional Treadmill

#342 – Hurts my Feet Fastly

#341 – Dad Having Covid

#340 – Egregious Violation

#339 – Why is there a Zero

#338 – Ugh, As If

#337 – Let’s Call it a Clique

#336 – Definition of a Remedy

#335 – Dead Raccoon Back Here

#334 – Crush Their Skulls

#333 – Yakaha or Fendek

#332 – Dollars, Not Pictures

#331 – Queen of Hugs

#330 – Blanket Policy

#329 – Mackin’ Shack

#328 – Making Plans is Hard

#327 – Haves and Have Nots

#326 – A Glass of Prune Juice

#325 – I Was Made To Do This

#324 – Especially Sassy

#323 – Lady on a Horse

#322 – Randycamp

#321 – Thunder Mountain

#320 – Undersea Wires

#319 – Too Many Activities

#318 – Summer Lies

#317 – There will be Busses

#316 – Goalie Wars

#315 – Big Lime

#314 – Totally Foot in Mouth

#313 – Facebook Cares Emoji

#312 – Great, Lets talk

#311 – 10 Main Courses

#310 – Loser Talk

#309 – Under Almost No Pressure

#308 – Just Touch It

#307 – Send It

#306 – Waggle your Finger

#305 – Pride is a Sin

#304 – Mainstream Smoke

#303 – Picture of a Book

#302 – Chuckin’ Rocks

#301 – Scratch It

#300 – Bean Dad

#299 – Money Fire

#298 – Early Onset Senility

#297 – Nachos and Brownies

#296 – Boner Pills

#295 – Wasted Bleach

#294 – Carry on Sir

#293 – Burnin’ Rubber

#292 – Floor of the Forest

#291 – Dead Wood Everywhere

#290 – Glitchy

#289 – Purple Bananas

#288 – Time Before Sunrise

#287 – Shining Gap

#286 – Anti-Denier Deniers

#285 – Bunch of Red Onions

#284 – Weird Territory

#283 – Groupthink Compromise

#282 – You’re Ghosting Me

#281 – Deus Ex Machina

#280 – Searching Up Hedgehogs

#279 – Americans Don’t Want It

#278 – Self Awareness

#277 – Mere Happenstance

#276 – Things sure are Interesting

#274 – No Cue Balls

#273 – Muskrat Babies

#272 – Base Level Fitness

#271 – Ted Different Playlists

#270 – Don’t Break Anything

#269 – Covid Cloud

#268 – Jumbly Words

#267 – Such a Weird Vibe

#266 – My Wife’s Psyche

#265 – Movie Science Guy

#264 – Psychosomatic Illness

#263 – Written in Snow

#262 – Sparkly Vampires

#261 – Black Avacados

#260 – One and One Half Hours

#259 – Financial Panther

#258 – Chore Story

#257 – Pink Hammer

#256 – Rake the Rail Trail

#255 – I am the Wind

#254 – Tactical Urbanism

#253 – Money Talks

#252 – Four More Feet

#251 – Life Porridge

#250 – Everything’s Free

#249 – Infrastructure Things

#248 – Mother Wart

#247 – First Child Syndrome

#246 – Within a Mile

#245 – Take With Food

#244 – Seven Ate Nine

#243 – Hurricane Clouds

#242 – Smell the Sawdust

#241 – Higher Standard Deduction

#240 – Fair Question

#239 – Buy Candy

#238 – Engaging my Glutes

#237 – Doing Hair

#236 – Not My Problem

#235 – Can On a String

#234 – Bumpy Portion

#233 – Hey Daddy

#232 – The Goin’s On

#231 – Let Them Fail

#230 – Do It Well

#229 – Unicorn Poop

#228 – Cull the Herd

#227 – Randy’s Review

#226 – Keep the Count Going

#225 – Flipshionary

#224 – Always Disappointed

#223 – Coca Cola and Pixie Sticks

#222 – Something Real Big

#221 – I Know Two

#220 – Modern Times

#219 – Me and George Clooney

#218 – Time of Injured Need

#217 – Cut the Hard Line

#216 – Straight at the Kid

#215 – Cover your Ankles

#214 – Brass Nipples

#213 – One Hundred Percent Certain

#212 – No Grace Period

#211 – Made Up Number

#210 – Bikes on the Bus

#209 – Hard-Right Conservatism

#208 – Civil War

#207 – 150 Decibels

#206 – Soccertunities

#205 – Put ’em in the Ground

#204 – 40 Gallons of Water

#203 – Buns of Steel

#202 – Open File, Up Folder

#201 – Ostrich Burger

#200 – Performs on the Organ

#199 – Kids in the Kitchen

#198 – Orphans and Widows

#197 – Faulty Whoopy Cushion

#196 – Super Blowy

#195 – Organ Power

#194 – Town Muscle

#193 – Chuck a car at Mars

#192 – Everything in Moderation

#191 – Find the Gents

#190 – Interior and Outterior

#189 – Keep Everything On

#188 – Understand the Multipliers

#187 – Garnished Wages

#186 – Gaslighting the Gaslighter

#185 – I’m Walkin’ Here

#184 – Cement Spraying

#183 – Your Food Sucks

#182 – Hot Dog Stripe

#181 – Friends with Jenny McCarthy

#180 – Dude Doing Dude Things

#179 – Jerk Town

#178 – It’s a Thing

#177 – Phone It In

#176 – Handling it

#175 – Perro Caliente

#174 – Bit of a Pickle

#173 – Five Esses

#172 – Ad Hoc Weekened

#171 – Rhubarb the Blueberries

#170 – Regular Six

#169 – Ant Corpses

#168 – I Canoe, Can You

#167 – Runny Taggy

#166 – The Third State

#165 – Drone Horse

#164 – TV on the Toilet

#163 – Big Purple Pinstripe

#162 – Double Digit Kid

#161 – Cracker Crunching

#160 – Punch the Book

#159 – You Only Live Once

#158 – Sand on the Sidewalk

#157 – Flivverboob

#156 – Carpenteress

#155 – Suit on a Pig

#154 – Lilting Morning Music

#153 – Why are you telling me this

#152 – 5 not 10

#151 – Tumultuous

#150 – Basement Dwellers

#149 – Peter Pan Pants

#148 – Out of His Gourd

#147 – Not In My Tracks

#146 – Whisper Blow

#145 – Nature’s Zamboni

#144 – 64oz Coke

#143 – Fun is Over

#142 – Mix Gender Pig Pile

#141 – Dollhairs

#140 – TNT Cannons

#139 – Be Better

#138 – Saddest Soccer Story Since Saturday

#137 – A Hair’s Width

#136 – Arbitrary Deadline

#135 – Runny Kicky Ball

#134 – Feedback Loop

#133 – Secret to Winning

#132 – Chesty La Rue

#131 – Monkey Bar Madness

#130 – Pitchback Horse

#129 – Act in Haste

#128 – Summer Bucket List

#127 – Potty Partners

#126 – Unwakeupable

#125 – Trick

#124 – Screaming and Shrieking

#123 – Family Pool

#122 – Martian Soil

#121 – Chalklick

#120 – Shallow Crush

#119 – Protect the Goods

#118 – Three Bucks

#117 – Performance Junk

#116 – Hump of Discouragement

#115 – Looped the Loop

#114 – Cone Jail

#113 – Horseburger

#112 – Ask the Librarian

#111 – Rock Bear

#110 – Deprioritized Manualmobiles

#109 – One Apple Slice

#108 – Matching Larks

#107 – Family Push Ups

#106 – Too Many Tablets

#105 – Thirty One Two Hundredths

#104 – War Crimes

#103 – Where’s the beacho

#102 – Wizen Faced Freebooter

#101 – Smorgasbord of Just Stuff

#100 – Quittin Time

#99 – Nuclear Family Christmas

#98 – Frankenholiday

#97 – Almost to Rivendell

#96 – Wampa Blowback

#95 – Learning the Game

#94 – Plans for Wednesday

#93 – Air Spanks

#92 – Twenty Pushups

#91 – Of Elves and Shelves.

#90 – Watch out for the Elbows

#89 – Checkermate

#88 – Greens and Bacon

#87 – Dads Say Crap.

#86 – Can’t Fix Clipping

#85 – The Dungeon of Lost Hope

#84 – Silence Rewards You

#83 – Summer Switch Off

#82 – Bogarting the Corn

#81 – Quaint but Pointless

#80 – Dirtster

#79 – Clutch Underwear

#78 – I’m Tired… You Read.

#77 – Sassed With Math

#76 – Who could predict that?

#75 – Mandazzling

#74 – Ambient Fruit Options

#73 – Fifteen Steak Limit

#72 – Chicken Honeypot

#71 – Mr. Buzz Joykill

#70 – Who Let This Dog Out?!

#69 – Never Trust a Jason

#68 – Juice Cube Dreaming

#67 – Segways and Segues.

#66 – Tourettes Tax Pro

#65 – Spin Class

#64 – Daddy Daughter Dance

#63 – The Crystal Horse

#62 – Molybdenum

#61 – Bras to Men

#60 – Lung Fungus

#59 – Walking on Snowshoes

#58 – How Many Bananas?

#57 – The Clash Room

#55 – Guilt Bowl XLIX

#56 – The Third Corner

#54 – Bear Sandwiches

#53 – Second Opus

#52 – One Year of Being Dads

#51 – Backies Forthies

#50 – We are there to work. Not to do Yoga.

#49 – The Thrilling Threes

#48 – What Not to Do on Halloween.

#47 – It Rubs the Lotion on Its Skin

#46 – The Buckles Aren’t There for Safety.

#45 – Strive for Average

#44 – Nuclear Sleepovers

#43 – Alphabetical Waiting Line

#42 – Press One to Listen to First New Message

#41 – Semantic Satiation

#40 – Strategic Disengagement

#39 – Oceans, Lakes, Woods and Beaches

#38 – Kale Shakes and Jerky Burgers for Everyone!!!

#37 – Coxsackievirus

#36 – I’ll be Right Back

#35 – Wrestle Your Meat Before You Eat It

#34 – Zink Madness

#33 – Space Booze

#32 – Doug’s Bad Day

#31 – They Dont Always Just Bite and Claw

#30 – Fantastical Airborne Chaos Machines

#29 – Chia Seeds and Heartache

#28 – Sprigs n’ Sprouts

#27 – Little Pockets of Crack

#26 – I Am Not A Trash Can!

#25 – Fricticious

#24 – Enter the Shame Cave

#23 – We are all Stardust… and Poop.

#22 – Suffering Brings Out The Flavor

#21 – No Jarts!

#20 – Yes or No?

#19 – Brrzztt

#18 – Zero Feedbacks Given

#17 – Inclement Drivers

#16 – I’m Going To Win The Lottery

#15 – Bucket or Bowl?

#14 – Winter Vomiting Bug

#13 – Public Service Laser Beams

#12 – I Could Be A Writer

#11 – A Punch In The Mouth

#10 – Put The Sun To Your Back

#9 – Just A Bit More Sugar

#8 – Eyes don’t grow back

#7 – Wrecking Ball

#6 – Criss Cross Applesauce

#5 – 42 Spankings

#4 – House Queer

#3 – Whiskey Dads

#2 – Sportsball!!

#1 – Before We Were Dads