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“I Wasn’t That Bad At The Christmas Party Was I?” Asks Man Whose Name Has Been Escalated To Global HR

Nation’s Drug Dealers To Begin Upselling Customers With Irresistible Bonus Vape Deals

He's Back!

Jesus Reveals Over Half The Prayers He's Currently Receiving Are From Couriers Please Customers Praying For The Safe Delivery Of Their Package

Office Manager Insisting On A Kris Kringle In This Fucken’ Economy

Palaszczuk Resigns As QLD Premier, Plans To Move Into London Sharehouse After Life-Changing Euro Trip

Taylor Swift Makes A Bold Statement: “Free P.. Free Pale.. Free Pale Ales For Concert Dads!”

“No… Not Alan” Sighs Stoic Boomer Coming To Terms With The Fact It Might Actually Be All True

"Righto Fellas, Sort It Out In The Nets" Says Nation To Mitchell Johnson And Dave Warner

Local Influencer Gives Child A Catalogue Of Beige Coloured Toys To Choose From For Christmas

Turns Out Spending Ten Years Trying To Ban Greyhounds And Nightclubs Doesn’t Help Anyone’s Commute

Local Bloke Helps Wife Prepare House For Guests Coming Over By Cleaning The Shed

Mum Who Thinks Son’s Chirpy Mood Is Due To A Love Interest Has No Idea He Just Cracked 100kg

Local Truckie Starting To Get Excited Now That Christmas Is Only Three Sleeps Away

Boys Come Together To Farewell 5’5 Mate Who’s Off To The North Pole To Work In Santa’s Factory

Foreign Tradie Mocked By Foreman For Completing Job Quickly And To A High Standard

Ridley Scott Wastes $200 Million In Futile Attempt At Making Greatest Napoleon Movie Of All Time

RBA Chief Michele Bullock Wants People Under 35 To Simply Exist To Service A Mortgage

Cousin Who Just Finished 1st Year At Regional Uni Returns For Christmas With Supreme Piss Fitness

Local Chihuahua On Its Way To Fuck Up The Biggest Dog In The Park

South Australian Man Gives Birth To World Record 11 Sons

Country Lad Living In Inner City Share House Keeps Getting Told Off For Leaving Front Door Unlocked

Solo Continues Aggressive Expansion Into Non-Soft Drink Markets

Dad Finally Agrees To Exercise For 1st Time In A Decade By Sprinting As Fast As He Can For 1 Hour

Which Bank Can Make A Quarterly Profit Of $2.5 Billion During An Economic Crisis? CommBank Can

What The Heck? ANZ Also Made A Record Profit During This Economic Crisis? No Way...

Sober Teenagers Punch On With Pissed Adults

McChungus Begins Day With Hotcakes

“So It’s Proper Fucked Today?” Asks Optus User Who Just Assumed She Was In One Of 350k Black Spots

Owner Of Puppy-Farmed Border Collie Living In 1 Bedroom City Apartment Says Nup To The Cup

Denmark Ignored By Everyone Over Danish Feta Naming Rights Because Nobody Cares About Denmark

Cleary Forced To Uproot His Life And Move To Spain After Fowler Signs For Real Madrid

Nathan Cleary Spotted Getting Sized Up For A Purple Suit At Perth Tailor Following Matildas Win

Heavily Lawyered Up NRL Superstars Finally Able To Prove Their Innocence In The Face Of Lying Senior Cops, Which Makes Ya Wonder What Happens To The Young Indigenous Men Who Don't Have Access To The Best Legal Representation In The Country

Poor Woman Who Innocently Asked Bloke About His Tool Shirt Given Thirty Minute Lecture On Polyrhythms

“Cruise Ships Are Just Full Of Gastro” Says Millennial Who Lost 15 Kilos In Bali

Local Weirdo Who Usually Dresses as Ledger’s Joker Each Year, Goes Full Creep And Turns Up As Jigsaw

Family Run Mountain Cafe Giving Very Culty Vibes

Swiftie Informs Boyfriend They’ll Be Doing Taylor Swift And Travis Kelce Costumes For Halloween

Local Woman Attributes Strong Immune System To Taking Chomps Out Of The PCYC Pool Noodles As A Kid

Nation Patiently Waits For Documentary About The World’s Actual Greatest Pop Culture Power Couple

Shutting The Fuck Up About Something You Know Nothing About Simply Not Okay, Says Melbourne

Brisbane Mum Says She Might Be Biased But Poincianas In Full Bloom Shit All Over Jacarandas

A Guide To The Only 6 Hobbies You’re Allowed To Choose From When You’re A Man In Your Mid Thirties

Wallabies Coach Eddie Jones Pulls a Beyonce on Rugby Australia

Jada Pinkett Smith Reveals True Soulmate Was Canadian Actor And ‘Enthusiastic Lover’ John Candy

Girlfriend Coming Back From Bottomless Brunch Craves Human Flesh

Local Midwife Has Baby Advice That Contradicts Everything The Other Midwife Said On Previous Shift

Local Woman Finds Herself Thinking About That Dog They Sent Into Space Again

Bloke Scrolling Girlfriend’s Notes App For Groceries Finds Weird List With His Handsome Mates Names On It

“I Don’t Know Why Everyone Doesn’t Move Here!” Says Mate Who Took Last Job Available In Adelaide

Local Young Couple Decide To Try The Rental Market On Hard Mode By Getting A Dog

Albo Quietly Terrified About How QLD Is Going To Make Nation Suffer For Double Grand Final Losses

Marketing Manager Reclines With Glass Of Scotch After Several Hours Discussing What Font To Use In Brochure

Your Summer Guide To Australia’s Diverse Range Of Emotionally Stunted Fuckboys

Is This Meat Processed? Asks Customer of Smiley Fritz Log

BREAKING NEWS: Dan Andrews Resigns To Spend More Time With Family, Bill Gates & the Chinese Government

What Is Bogancore? The Unique Australian Aesthetic That Has Taken The World By Storm

French Backpacker In Critical Condition After Realising Price Of Aussie Cigarettes Wasn’t A Joke

Aussie Billionaire Donates Millions To Anti-Indigenous Voice Campaign Because He Hates Division

Local Bloke Utterly Obsessed With the Roman Empire Because He Too Would Like to Be Destroyed By Goths

Family-Orientated Business Totally Cool With Maternity Leave As Long As It’s Unpaid And You Don’t Come Back

Motorist Prepares to Be Absolutely Ripped Off, After Taking Car to Mechanic to Cute Building in Nice Part of Town

NSW Police Say They’d Love To Stop Gang Shootings But Then Who’s Gonna Shut Down All The Fun Pubs?

A Merciless Bully From Highschool Days Posts Heartwarming Words of Support for RUOK? Day

Colleague Who Was Told To Be Discreet About a Pay Rise Returns to Work Rocking a Full Head of Foils

Out of Touch Inner City Yuppy Secures $3Million To Build Homes For Domestic Violence Victims and Veterans

Girl Who’s Always Late Naively Thinks That Everyone Else Also Finds It A Quirky And Endearing Habit

Timothée Chalamet Hit With Kardashian Curse As His Points Per Game Average Drops By Nearly Half

Son Stuck In Japan Unable To Make It Home To Surprise Mum Because Alan Joyce Willingly Sold Him A Ticket To A Cancelled Flight

Meg Ryan Gives Permission For Iconic Orgasm Scene To Be Used By The Indigenous Voice Yes Campaign

No Campaign Fears Indigenous Voice To Parliament Will Bypass 7 Layers Of Well-Paid White Saviours

Resort Guest Just In Awe Of The Omelette Man’s Skills

ACT Government Becomes First State Or Territory To Implement Hamsterdam

Betoota Editor Clancy Overell Poses With His New BMW X5 Paid For By Pushing The Woke Pro-Voice Agenda

Woman Aware Why Older Couple At Bar Want To Buy Her A Drink Also Conscious Of The Cost Of Living Right Now

Dolphin’s Number One Ticket Holder Barry Gibb Arrives In Redcliffe Ahead Of Mad Monday Celebrations

“Why Should The Indigenous Get Special Treatment?” Asks Baby Boomer Who Went To University For Free And Lives Off The Sweat And Tears Of 20 Underpaid And Overworked Millennial Rental Tenants That Pay Off His Negatively Geared Property Portfolio That Was Accrued After A Lifetime Of Being Gifted Public Money Through A Comically Unfair Franking Credit System That Had Absolutely Fucked Our Economy Even Before The Entire Nation Was Ordered To Stay At Home For Three Years To Protect His Precious Lungs

Gen-Z Attempting To Emulate 1990s Still Not Doing It Properly Until They Commit To The Africa

'Help! How Do We Stop Shoplifting' Says Supermarket Duopoly That Replaced Staff With Computers

Inside: Peter Dutton's Seafood Chowder Recipe From Kitchen Cabinet

ABC Four Corners Reveal AFL Has A Problem With Homosexuality And Basically Anything Not Missionary

“Woman Are A Pillar Of Rugby Union. They Give Birth To Wallabies” Explains RA Boss Hamish

Stupid Airline Makes Out Of Touch Ad About Some Weeb Living in Japan Flying Home Business For His Mum's Birthday Like That's Normal

Matilda's Semi Final Appearance Culminating in 11 Million Aussie Viewers, Not A Bad Result At All

Local Woman Now A Submersible, Mushroom and Soccer Expert

Jetstar Advertise $109 Flights To Tokyo Providing You Leave During A Specific Week in March At 2am In 2027

Sydney Man Rocks Up To Work In City To Surf Bib, Just In Case Anyone Wasn't Aware That He Raced On Sunday

Man Who Left His Towel On The Floor Yet Again, Served Up Mushroom Risotto For Dinner

Poll Finds Dan Could Poison Dogs In Fitzroy Gardens And Voters Would Still Prefer Him Over Victorian Libs

Single Bloke Without a Mortgage Throws Up Bali As Possible Mad Monday Option Into Ressies Group Chat

Man Comes to Terms With Aging By Admitting He Likes Pistachio Flavoured Icecream

People Who Are Pretty Much Dead Want Say In Future Housing Plan

Nan Throws Out Iconic Danish Biscuit Tin in Show of Solidarity With The Matildas

Deadbeat Mate Living Off Corporate Misso’s Income Is Gonna Have To Leave Barbieland One Day

Blue-Haired Constitutional Law Expert Helps Win Support For the Voice By Branding Anyone Who Might Vote No a Stupid Redneck

Popularity Of Barbie And Matildas Proves All Women Need Is The Marketing Budget Of A Dead Rubber Origin

Joyce Apologises As New Owner Of His Mosman Mansion Finds Secret Room Full Of Stolen Luggage

Nan Needs A Lie Down After Granddaughter Explains She’s Dating And It’s Exclusive But He’s Not Her Boyfriend

"This Will Solve Our Image Problem" Says Rugby Australia's Marketing Pigeon Signing Off On RM x Wallabies Collab

Woman Who Left Church Wonders If It Was The Right Choice After Learning What “Scissoring” Is From A Kid’s Book

Newy Bloke Ostracised By Childhood Mates After Returning From Sydney With Birks And Chinos Combo

The Betoota Advocate's Top 6 Reasons Why The Indigenous Voice Is A Bad Idea

A Local Man Returns From Some Sightseeing, A Woman Finds the Perfect Hiking Jacket & A Best Friend Feels A Little Bit Ignored

The FIFA World Cup Begins, A Woman Lives Long Enough to See Herself Become the Villain & A Bloke Gets Desperate After Losing His Licence

The Fallout From The Comms Games Cancellation, A Local F*ck Boy Gets On a Trend & A Woman's Clever Dating Hack

Common Sense Abandons the Comm Games, Travel Tips & Back to School

A New Sheriff in Town, The Definition of NOT a Holiday & A Granddaughters Graduation Brought Down Quickly

Instant Coffee, Jonah Hill & A Specific Town in Italy

A Heartwarming Trip To the Movies, A Local Bloke Somehow on a Euro Trip & A Local Woman Struggles to find her Perfect Match

Please Hold the Line, Ricardo's Back On Pole Position & American Hubris

The World of Cricket Rocked By A Wild Rumour, An Employee Asks For Some Time Off & A Chicken Sacrifices Itself For a Noble Cause

A Concreter Gets the Boot For Being Unprofessional, A Classic Gag & A Popular Australian Musician Hospitalised

A Flavour Sensation, A Genius Entrepreneur & The World Left Shocked and Rattled

Phlegm Daddy, The Ashes Locked Up and Going to Overtime & Albo Loves His Job

Pauline Airs Her Thoughts, An Office Worker's Joke Goes Dow n Like a Lead Balloon & A Man Unable to Resist A Cheeky Ham Slap

More Sooking Behaviour From the Brits, A Local Family Puts A Creative Spin On Taco Night & A Bloke Means Well

Poms Urged to Do What They Do Best, A Woman Lives Out a Parisian Dream & A Local Mum Left a Little Bit Disappointed

A 30 Year Old Couple Ask an Impossible Favour, A Man Dines Alone & Another Man Dines Alone But Makes it Weird

The Return of Hot Mess Gladys, A Sensational Poaching By PWC & A Local Mum Dives Back In

A Local Man Gets His MJ On, The Swifties Are Stressed & Channel Nine Releases Another Hit Series

A Woman Can't Delete an App, A Psycho Stays Cold All Year Round & Real Estate Agents Lose Their Favourite Gym

A Confused Local Dad, A Confused Local Dad & A Big F*ck You to the City of Brisbane

Warnie's Legacy Under Fire, The Maroons Back on Top & J-Law Lures A Boyfriend to the Cinema

Cold Snaps Across the Country, The English are Whinging & the Cricket Gods Are Kind

A Spectacular Arrest, Some Stupid Greenies Under Fire & An Exhausted Dad

Foodie TikTok, Doggie Daycare & A Bush Hospital Not Up To Scratch

A Ground Breaking Study, A Confusing Woman & A Convoluted Instagram Post

A Man Has a Weird Idea of Fun, A Public Servant Recons Gen Z Have No Work Ethic & NZ Goes Into a Ressushun

Aged Care, White Sneakers & ADHD

A Local Woman's Conundrum, Faith Placed in a Nation & A Stingy RSL Comes Under Fire

An Excited Dad, A Hungover Grub & A Big Movement in Brisbane

Local Man Discovers Stone & Wood, ‘I’ve Got That Dawg In Me’ Reckons Mate & RBA Boss Shares His Modern Money Saving Tips

Body-Doubles in Perth, Drink Drivers in the Bush & A Name Change on the Fraser Coast

An Excitable Melbourne Man, A Fork Lifting Driver in Town & A Local Romeo Wins the Heart of His Girlfriend

An Explosion On Set, A Soloution To The Cost Of Living Crisis and A Tough Talking To For Members Of The Greens

JB HI-Fi Rebrands, So Does The SAS And A Local Doctor Affords Some Privacy

The AFL Tries It's Hand At Origin, Bundy Man Is Stigmatised & So Are Double-Barrelled Surnames.

A Dad Confused By His Son's Viewing Habits, Philip Lowe Struggles to Understand Vivid & A Chiropractor Offers a Cure, but it'll Cost

A Local Old Codger's Verdict, An Earthquake in Melbourne & The Retirement of a Popular TV Host

A Sydney Ute Cops A Parking Fine, A Couples Disappointing Failure And An Outback Hidden Tresure

Australia Breaks Out the Nutbush, Facebook is Getting a Good Cull & the Bali Expert Speaks Out

A Problem for Peter Dutton's Staffers, A Local Bloke Skates on Thin Ice & A Naarm Settler Not Happy

Changes to Nursing Degrees, the Ukrainian Prime Minister Receives Some Touching Aid & Big Shakeups at the ABC

Some Interesting Comments From the NSW Police, A Local Business Owner Hits Out & A Short King Makes a Real Point

Wests Tigers Do Something Dumb, A Local Woman Does Something Dumber & A Guy Does Something Even More Dumber

Stage Three Tax Cuts Here to Stay, Bootie Hats are Back & A Millennial Wants it All

Bali's Angels, Charlie's Angel's & National Service Returns

The Sydney Bubble, Orthopaedic Surgeons & Florida Does Something Odd Again

A Groundbreaking 360, New Rules in the AFL & The Final Word on King Charles' Coronation

Bucket Hats are Back In, So Is Woodstock & Cola, & Greenies Don't Like Using Frangers

Labor's Family Friendly Budget, An Elderly Couple Go 'Poo-Poo' on Land & A Cold Snap Ruins A Man's Face

A Local Shesh Gremlin, Excited Millenials & A Local Man Given a Gruelling Task

Blue Heelers Feeling Fat, Western Queensland Freezes Over & BitTorrent is Back

Tears Dry Up for Local Pharmacist, A Local Woman Overcomes a Health Problem & Some Big News Out of the World of Rugby League.

Nation’s Slobs Stoked For The Return Of No-Ironing Weather, Bloke Regretting Moving In With GF & Cost Of Living Crisis: $15 Glass Of Wine Not Even Given An RSL Pour

Caxton Street is Under Siege, CPAP Machines Are Selling Off the Shelves & the Kids are Going Cold Turkey On Vapes.

AFL and Dark MOFO, Reserve Bank Governor Philip Lowe has More Suggestions For Us & Upper Middle Class Problems

Albo's Off to London, Vapes are in the Crosshairs & the Sunny Coast is in the News Again

The PM's Controversial Wedding Decision, A Precocious Little Shit & A Real Estate Agent Comes Under Fire

An Anti-Plastic Campaigner Hits a Hurdle, A Local Woman's Life Challenges & A Local Mate Hit with A Classic Greeting

Tasmanians Doing it Tough, But not as Hard As Sydneysiders & the AFL Reads a Group Chat

A Stuggling Teacher, An Interesting Beer Finding & Some Useful Advice

A Steep Learning Curve, Some Lifeless Tigers & An Annoying Pub Takeover

Property Developers Make a Move on Public Housing, A Second Birthday Spells More Plastic Waste & Your Hypothetical Kids are the Best Behaved in the World

A Lunar Eclipse! Kyle Sandilands is Back in the News & it's Not For Being in the Philippines Like Someone Else.

Flatmate Doing Their Bit, The Indigenous Voice Heats Up & Bluey is in Hot Water Again

Neighbours is Back, A Life Lesson for a Local Man & A Mature Age Student Reveals He's Just Fine

Problems on Hamilton Island, The Latest FuckBoy Murdoch Update & An Inspiring Performance from a Senior Public Servant

Pit Bull Owners Are Firing Up, Christian Mums are Still Horrified & Vapes are Taking Over the World

Bluey Roots on the Table, Rupert's a Fuck Boy & The RBA's Just Doin Their Best

A Call For Equality, A Straight Shooting Bumbler and An Excited Local Woman

A Beverage Related Milestone, A United Liberal Party & An Exhausted Hospo Worker Has Simply Had Enough

Hollywood's Next Big Finance Movie, Your Treasured and Formative Years are now Being Made Fun Of & It's Good Friday so Be Prepared

Daylight Savings is Well and Truly Over, Trump get ICACed & AI Hits the NRL

Formula One Wins a New Fan, Queensland is the Smart State & Hanging Up Your Towel is Overrated

A Quiet Weekend Down South, Some Political News from Pauline Hansen & A Local Man Gets a Car Pass

Rent Increases in Queensland and a Local Woman Makes a Wild Admission

Tradies On the Bludge, Bong Guns & Picture Perfect Pregnancies

Aldi Trollys Now Taking $5 Notes, The CSIRO Warns the Nation will be Warmer than Doug Bollinger's Scalp and A Kegerator Owner Has Given a Bartender Some Unsolicited Advice

MAFS is Off the Air, The ABC is Fearmongering & TikTok is Corrupting Our Kids Brains

John Howard Exits Stage Left, A Wild Divorcee Table & A Local Mate Told to Reign it In

Shooters, Fishers & Greenies, Some Property News from Betoota & A Rat in the Kitchen

A Local Woman Trusts Her Gut, Some Exciting New Advancements for Sydney & A Trivia Team Proves Strength Doesn't Come in Numbers

Sad Cats Cheered Up, A NSW Political Update & An Inquisitive Rural Dad

A Harmony Day Surprise, A Proud Moment for a Local Family & the Kangaroo Army Set their Sights on September

A Dad's in Big Trouble, A Brand New Beer & A Lack of Nazis in Brisbane

Some Interesting Medical News, A Revelation About an Unpopular Food Product & County Coogee's Going Off

An Incredible Find, A Dating Game & Big Revelations For Working Aussies - March 16

A Marketing Pig Finds Himself Inspired by Civil Rights & the Cost of Living Takes a Back Seat to the Subs

An Exciting Budget Announcement, Some Spontaneous Abuse for a Random Man & a Must-Have New Food Item on Menus Everywhere

AI Replacing White Collars, the NRL Finds Itself in a New Universe & the Oscars are Upon Us

A Staggering Fact About Australians, A Local Boyfriend Disappears & A Mate Reveals He's Lost Track of His Priorities in Life

The Gender Pay Gap Squashed, A Supermarket Updates it's Slogan & Harry Styles Makes a Knick-Knack Store a Tidy Profit

An Activist Prepares Himself for a Busy Day, A Millennial Remembers a Catchy Jingle & Male Office Workers Roll Up their Sleeves.

Headphones to Filter Out American Accents, A Heatwave in Betoota & A Lazy Dog Becomes Energetic

Unfortunate Situation for Little Bro, Hardworking Couple Receive Tough News & a Local Relationship Update

Blood Samples Required for Rentals, A Bloke Defends His Footy Team & a Couple Reach the Next Phase of their Relationship.

A Local Father Praised, A Mate Ruins a Movie Marathon & Labor Shows their True Colours

A Bloke Gets Help with His Vows, Bonza Air Skips Sydney & a Woman Questions Her Relationship

Local Meat Bandit Steals More Meat, Man Cave Not Wank Den & Rusty Wears Whatever He Wants

A Bloke Dips His Toe In, A Local Dad Sick of Virtue Signalling and a Couple Throw Their Disposable Income into the Rubbish Bin.

Gay Mate Excited for Post Pride Carbs, Savvy Bloke Saves Money on Therapy & UK Woman Loses 100,000 Quid by Eating Chips

Qantas' Billion Dollar Profit, A Huge Transformation & P!nk Returns To Australia - February 23

A Surprise Bubbler, A Rebrand & An Impulsive Purchase - February 22

A Major Crackdown, A Suspicious Grooming Routine & Some Broken Chords - February 21

Albanese Shows His Support, A Wrong Assumption & Some Forced Lifestyle Changes - February 20

An Offended Senior, Overseas Travel Is Back On & A New Hit - February 17

A Step Up, A Brisbane Icon Revamped & A Teenager Meets His Match - February 16

A Goblin Dog, The Commonwealth Bank & Another Goblin Dog - February 15

A New Tattoo Study, A Local Blokes Revenge & Well Spent Cash - February 14

A Questionable Decision, A Change Of Tune & A New Edition Of Monopoly - February 13

Disappearing Life Savings, A Cool Uncle & A New Level Of Wine Drunk - February 10

A Guessing Game, Tradies Get The Ladies & Inappropriate Kitchen Staff - February 9

A MAFS Scandal, A Life Hack & An Exciting Political Comeback - February 8

Some Unsolicited Advice, A Forced Hand & A Legend With Stories To Tell - February 7

A Celebration Goes Wrong, A Charitable Act & Great News For Tenants - February 6

A Tired Dutton, A Mate Back In Action & A Lying Co-Worker - February 3

A Man Mourns His Mate, A Fancy New Urinal & A Mum Saves The Day - February 2

A Change Of Route, Turning A Blind Eye & A Mate With A Short Fuse - February 1

Nuclear Waste, Changing Times & Sam Smith Steals The Show - January 31

A Furious Billionaire, A Perfect Boyfriend & A Strange Decision - January 30

A Productive Friday, Sticking It To The Man & An Effective Marketing Campaign - January 27

An In-Demand Opinion, A Struggling Coach & A Terrible Idea - January 25

A Needy Dog, Updated Journalism Courses & A Glimmer Of Hope - January 24

A Rare Act Of Kindness, A Daylight Robbery & An Unpredictable Move - January 23

A Blissfully Unaware Bloke, A Walk Down Memory Lane & A Strange Spectacle - January 20

A Growing Trend, Karl And Michael Clash & A New Fad - January 19

A New Energy Plan, A Big Win & A Bombshell Talent Raid - January 18

A Divisive Figure, A Big Accusation & A Clever Bloke - January 17

Perrottet Tries To Make A Joke, Reluctant Support & A Local Woman's Last Laugh - January 16

A Controversial Procedure, Wasted Potential & Some Common Ground - December 16

A Man Questions Himself, Christmas Comes Early & A Scorned Rapper - December 15

Liberal MPs Up Against The Wall, A Very Average Student & A Close Call - December 14

A Wild Night, A Grotty Mate & The Gamer Community Bands Together - December 13

A Devastated Pommy, A Former Emo & The Saddest Day Ever - December 12

Meghan Markle Reveals All, A Fine Woolies Delicacy & A Stressed Student - December 9

An Underrated Choccie, Landlord Bidding Wars & White Lotus Down Under

A Controversial Decision, All Time High Interest & Unimpressive Piss Fitness - December 7

Bad News For Qantas, A Growing Addiction & An In-Demand Actor - December 6

Mate Refuses a Ride Home, Local Dad is an Ally, and Couple Are Forced to Compromise With Their Furniture - December 5

A Frustrated Mum, The Ultimate Rescue & Typical Tasmanians - December 2

A Smile From The Heavens, Fake Fans Banned & A Very Insulting Question - December 1

Scotty Hits Back, Lazy Parents & A Brave Camera Man - November 30

A Woman Braces Herself, A Local Yuppie & An Interesting Claim - November 29

A Fresh Report, A Deadly Transformation & Guilt Trip Tactics - November 28

Victoria's Election Gets Serious, Firearms & SBS Gets Some Credit - November 25

The Perfect Farewell Gift, Schoolie Struggles & A Big Favour - November 24

The Ultimate Deflection, A Name Change & A Smart Soccer Fan - November 23

A Letter Of Regret, A Last Minute Ban & A Sudden Lack Of Interest - November 22

Working Around The Clock, A Brave Soldier & A Tough Time Of Year - November 21

Sydney 2.0, A Colourful Argument & A Furious Local Bloke - November 18

New Besties, Regrettable Purchases & A Big Reveal - November 17

Big News In The United States, An Inspirational Runner & A Dodgy Crowd - November 16

A Local Fuckboy, A Solution To The Labour Crisis & Spot The Difference - November 15

Victoria Goes To The Polls, Fighting Words & A Parking Ranger Gets A Win - November 14

Startling New Research, A Driver In The Slow Lane & A New Dad - November 11

A Sick Ride, A High Maintenance Kid & A Helpful Bouncer - November 10

A Train In Hot Water, Aussie Culture & Millennial Bikies - November 9

Shocked Block Viewers, A Regretful Sale & A Haunted Local Bloke - November 8

New Gambling Legislation, Great Dating Advice & A Heartbreaking Loss - November 7

Rich Dog Problems, Damage Control & A Showcase Of Emotional Intelligence - November 4

Deafening Silence, An Ultimate Betrayal & An Excited Future Aunt - November 3

Crisis At A Sydney Zoo, Society Returns To The Old Normal & A Real Estate Agent's Advice - October 2

Some Deep Concern, A Lifestyle Change & A Baffled Mum - November 1

An Exhausted Activist, A Riled Up Boomer & A Global Shortage - October 31

Cowards In Canberra, Packed Washing Machines & A New Landmark Discovery - October 28

Support For Frontline Workers, A Dating Faux Pas & A Valid Comparison - October 27

Paul Murray's Confusion, A Clearance Sale & A Local Woman Inspired To Go On Reality TV - October 26

Snowflakes, Some Incels Come Out Of The Woodworks & Eco Activists Vs Mona - October 25

Cancel Culture Goes Too Far, A Tough Conversation & A Missed Opportunity - October 24

A Chatty Nan, A Robbery & A Muso Gets Exposed - October 21

Tips And Tricks, Jenny From The Block & A Furious Farmer - October 20

A Big Shake Up, A Waiter In The Firing Line & A Woman Reminisces - October 19

A Good Friend, A Baffled Nation & The Ultimate Scapegoat - October 18

Star Casino Coughs Up, Sydney Puts On A Show & A Changed Man - October 17

Slutty Forearms, Call Centre Dramas & A Friday Arvo Sting - October 14

The Ultimate Payback, Manly Sack Their Coach & Local Woman Dates A Deadbeat - October 13

Upcoming Health Checks, Some Sage Advice & A Shocking Diagnosis - October 12

A Missed Opportunity, Budget Cuts & Peter Dutton Cracks A Funny - October 11

A Generous Deal, A Brutal Replacement & A Trivia Team Comes Undone - October 10

The Rains are Here and a Local Bottleshop Man Gets Confused - October 7

Adelaide in the Headlines Again, Local Surgeon Makes Some Chips & Baby Boomer Finds Himself Out Of His Depths Again - October 6

The Perfect Excuse, A Beauty Hack & A Questionable Purchase - September 30

An Unphased Customer, Some Heartbreaking News & A Motorist Chips Away At His Savings - September 29

Putin Opens Up, The Optus Hacker Retreats & The Millennials Are At It Again - September 28

Telling Details, Brad Arthur's Best Outfit & A Clear Change Of Heart - September 27

Albo Returns, Therapist Places Boundaries & A Disrespectful Passenger - September 26

A Day Of Mourning, A Student Under The Pump & A Big Weekend Of Sport - September 23

AFL Scandal, Qantas Bites Back & A Local Business Introduces An Interesting New Policy - September 21

The A-Team, A Stingy Local Bloke & An Angry Mum - September 20

A Robbery, A Shit Dad & A Proud Local Bloke - September 16

A Loss For Harvey Norman, The Lenovo ThinkPad Strikes Again & A Lesson Learnt - September 15

People Not Paying Respect, A Broken Pattern & Ghosting - September 14

Royal Coverage Rolls On, Shocking News Out Of Sydney & A Local Vegan Earth Child - September 13

A Tribute To The Queen, Exciting News In Victoria & A Local Woman Refuses To Lose - September 12

Remembering The Queen, A Tampon Turned King & News In Ireland - September 9

Some Cute Cupcakes, Christopher Pyne Makes Headlines & A White Powder Arrest - September 8

A Parent's Bestfriend, Couple Goals & A Perplexed Local Dad - September 7

Wayne Carey's New Controversy, Office Disappointment & A Hard Decision - September 6

A Disappointed Backpacker, A Moral Dilemma & A Bloke Struggles With His Diet - September 5

A Myth Gets Debunked, A New Office Trend & A Local Bachelor’s Pillow - September 2

A Struggling Business Owner, Progress Made & Private School Boys Are At It Again - September 1

An Unmissable Deal, A Handy Life Hack & Something To Look Forward To - August 31

A Real Estate Agent's Winning Trick, Cost-Effective Therapy & Fresh Motivation For A FIFO Worker - August 30

An Attack On A DJ, An Appalled Local Dad & A Riveting Chat At A Cafe - August 29

An Exciting Adventure, A Rubbish Mate & Europe's Big Wish - August 26

Competitive Parents, An Interesting New Home Loan & A Genius Plan - August 25

Scotty Hits Back, A Local Snake & A Workplace Investigation - August 24

A Hungover Albo, Furious Property Investors & Some Fresh Legal Action - August 23

A PM Under Fire, A Woman Gets Her Priorities Straight & A Local Trainwreck - August 22

A Loveable Larrikin, Difficult Dinner Plans & New Findings On Tasmanian Tigers - August 19

Scotty's New Job, A Local Bloke Refuses To Change & A Kick In The Guts - August 18

A Bizarre Twist, A Classic Guilt Trip & An Exciting New Hair Trend - August 17

Side Hustle Scotty, A Self Taught Psychologist & Baffled Landlords - August 16

Scotty's Back In The Headlines, A Big Flex & An Interesting Hint - August 15

A Porcelain Throne, A Startling New Discovery & A Questionable Dog Breed - August 12

A Dream Comeback, Domino's Latest Discovery & Two Worlds Collide - August 11

A Groundbreaking Plan, A Touching Family Moment & A Corporate Drone Goes Loco - August 10

A Commemoration, Pete Davidson Moves On & A Bloke's Mates Get A Little Bit Too Real - August 9

An Insulting Comparison, Pop Loses His Licence & A Dream Massage - August 8

Qantas' New Achievement, A Tired Bloke & A Level Up - August 5

Chaos In Parliament, Biden Eases Tensions With China & A Harsh Lesson - August 4

A Creative Solution, A Big Act & A Recently Dumped Bloke Hacks His Heartache - August 3

Australia's New Double Threat, A Dinner Of Champions & A Big Mistake - August 2

Liberals Request Changes, A Silly Mistake & A Woman Questions Her Boyfriend's Drinking Habits - August 1

A Forgetful Mum, Some Groundbreaking Research & A Refreshing Perspective - July 29

A Tough Conversation, Two Worlds Collide & An Office Investigation - July 28

An Epic Return, A Flight Hack & Mark Bouris Goes West - July 27

A New NRL Jersey Cops Some Backlash & A New Dad Expects Some Praise - July 26

Barilaro's Plea, An Old Fella's Confirmation & Local Fashion - July 25

A New Listing, The Word Of The Day & Some Attention To Detail In Byron Bay - July 22

The Barilaro Saga Continues, A Holiday Ruined & A Regional Dad Drops A Bombshell - July 21

Some Sage Advice, John Barilaro's Next Target & COVID Related Karma - July 20

A Big Tax Return, Australia's Offer Of Sympathy & A Uniform Change - July 19

A COVID Holiday, Celebrations Are In Order & Trouble In Paradise - July 18

A Major Cock-Up, A Forgetful Government & A Local Bachelorette Takes Control - July 15

Balance Restored To The Universe, A Niche Market & Bob Katter In Hot Water - July 14

An Unusual Solution, Gladys' Holiday & A Failed Attempt - July 13

An Important Lesson Learnt, A Clothing Shortage & COVID 4.0 - July 12

A Culture Shock, A Deadly Sneeze & A Sad Realisation - July 11

Bye Bye Tasmania, A Stressed Piers Morgan & Novelty Pizza Sauce Is Back On The Menu - July 9

A Solid Roasting, A Complacent Nation & A Bloke Tries To Take It Easy On A Boys Trip - July 7

A Cancelled Flight, A Lucky Couple & A Landlord Dodges An Unreasonable Request - July 6

A Sweet Moment, A Big Task & A Woman Wise Beyond Her Years - July 5

Albanese Goes Overseas, A Packed Schedule & The Strike Crisis Solved - July 4

The Housing Crisis, Fundraising Chocolates & Nation's Tradies Drop The Tools - July 1

Greedy Teachers, An Out Of Touch School & A New Woke Bloke - June 30

Australia's Most Important Man, Hair Improv & A Disgusting Habit - June 30

The Lead Up To Tax Time, Tech Giants Show True Colours & A Big Life Hack - June 28

Won't Somebody Think Of The Children, A Win For Workers & An Outrageous Special - June 27

A Dramatic Baby, An Idiot Couple & A Plea For Sympathy - June 24

Love Is Blind, NRL's Big Achievement & An Eyebrow Raising New Policy - June 23

Collingwood's Plea, An Exciting Brisbane Olympics Announcement & A Struggling DJ - June 22

Some Revisionist History, A Furious Local Dad & Our Neighbours Across The Ditch Hit Back - June 21

A Reality Check, New Tax Loop Holes & A Generous Offer - June 20

A Technical Issue, The Real Reason Neighbours Ended & The Most Boring City Calls It A Day - June 17

Minimum Wage Increase Blowback, A Local Dad's Discovery & A Very Generous Gift - June 16

A Crypto Bro, Woman Discovers A Horrific Group Chat & A Lettuce Trafficking Syndicate - June 15

Albo Taps Into His Roots, A Name Change For Soccer & Philosophical Reasons For Poor Spending - June 14

A Romantic Takes Advantage Of Cold Weather, A Simple Mistake & An Explosive Sunday Session - June 13

A Staggering Lettuce Fact, ACT Is Back & An Ambitious Campaign - June 10

Advice For Nation's Youth, Thoughts On An 80's Classic & A Stern Warning - June 9

A Ripped-Off Couple, A Fail Proof Solution & A Huge Comeback - June 8

A Surprise Visitor, Katter's New Solution & A Couple Goes Too Hard On The Appetisers - June 7

Monarchists has words, Paddington Bear Scandal & Solution to Gas Supply

Throwing Hands, A Reality TV Hater & A Girlfriend Who Needs No Persuading To Watch Top Gun - June 3

A Local Suit, Poor Eating Habits & A Toddler Causes Chaos In A Hotel - June 2

QLD's Annual Reminder, Bachelor Vs Bagless Vacuum Cleaner & A Tool Company Collapses - June 1

Albo's Hangxiety, Brisbane Gets On The Grass & Local Woman Forced To Spend Time With Weird Cousins - May 31

The Brown Snake's Makeover, A Cafe Does The Bare Minimum & Local Couple Reach Next Stage Of Relationship - May 30

Sky News Reporter Defends Dutton, Exciting New Superhero Revealed & A Local Woman's New Weapon - May 27

Some Words For Dutton, A Taste Of Aussie Culture & A Courier Gets Fired - May 26

A Man Of The People, Dutton's 56 Years Of Bad Luck & A Couple Lives Vicariously Through Single Friend - May 25

A Former-Wallaby Returns To Form, Scotty's Welcome Gift & Trouble In Toorak - May 24

Government Misses Key Demographic, Pauline Vs Centrelink & Adam Bandt Celebrates Green Style - May 23

Scotty Steals The Show, TikTok's Hot New Filter & A Woman Rethinks Her Parent's Relationship - May 19

An Extreme Election Scenario, A Young Labor Volunteer & A Thankful Boomer - May 18

An Underpaid Apprentice, Bloke Promises He Can Change & The ABC's Controversial Episode - May 17

A Super Solution, A Tragic TV Incident & The Magic Round Fallout - May 17

Ned Kelly Cancelled, Albo's Potential Holiday & Former Party Lord Struck Down - May 16

A Man Struck Down, A Puffer Jacket Chode Speaks Out & A Local Woman's Coping Mechanism - May 13

Scotty's Fear Tactics, Money Doesn't Grow On Trees & Two Enemies Meet Again - May 12

The Great Freedom Debate, A Changing Of The Guard & A Brash Local Landlord - May 11

A Media Crisis, A Man Is Not A Piece Of Meat & Office Hunting Season Begins - May 10

A Hot Mess, A Country Picks And Chooses Casualties & Scotty Lets Out A Laugh - May 9

Scotty Gets Confused, A Temporarily Polite Mum & Bloke Learns How To Use Instagram - May 6

Some Tough Love, A Media Mogul Scrambles & Scotty's Great Fears - May 5

The Interest Rate Apocalypse Is Here, Scotty Throws Out A Blu-Ray And A Touching Musical Tribute - May 4

Struggling Investors, A Massive Miscount & Local Woman Discovers The Perks Of Cleaning Her Room - May 3

Morrison's Flawless Work Ethic, Bloke Vs Bin Liner & Famous Street Artists Hits Sydney - May 2

Albo Twists The Knife, Drums Of War Start Beating & A Heartfelt Prayer - April 29

A Full-Time Live At Home Son, NRL's Rule Change & A New Threat To Australian Security - April 28

Dutton Hijacks Anzac Day, Morrison Appeals To The Ladies & Politicians Forced To Get A Real Job - April 27

Albo's Terrible Timing, A Slice Of Drama & Barnaby Has The Last Laugh - April 25

Scomo Gets Dad Shamed, Empathy Consultant On The Brink Of Collapse & A Local Bloke Back On The Market - April 22

A Hypocritical Dad, An Explosive Political Debate & A Thieving Boyfriend - April 21

Tassie Takes The Piss, An Outback Leftie & An Excited News Corp Journalist - April 20

Yuppie Couple Blows Up, Liberal Party On The Attack & Questions Raised Over A Local Bachelor - April 14

A Shocked Aged Care Resident, A Puffer Vest Wearing Prick & An Exciting Job Opportunity - April 13

A New Definition Of Unemployment, A Scared Barnaby & A Local Woman's Take On Human Babies - April 12

Morrison's Defining Achievement, Petrol Crisis Averted & A Local Bloke Won't Let His Podcasting Dreams Die - April 11

Angry Pensioners, War Affects Local Pub & An Unbeatable Airline Deal - April 8

Leaked Texts, Feminist Ally Scotty & A Heartbroken Bloke - April 7

A Millennial's Take On The Housing Market, A Local Cougar & A Close Bond - April 6

A Full Circle Moment, Scotty's New Haircut & Some Good Gossip - April 5

Scotty’s Prank, Albo’s Promise & A Local Apprentice Cops It - April 4

More Advice From Scotty, An Unkeen Local Woman & Stylish British Gangsters Are Back - April 1

A Senator Sinks The Ship, Barnaby's Epiphany & Scotty's Advice - March 31

An Inspired Ricky Gervais, Dutton Forgets His Job Description & An Unpopular Addition To The Gym - March 30

Will Smith Gets Jiggy With It, A Desperate Plea & A Swannies Fan In Disbelief - March 29

Forgotten Social Norms, The Market Of Hell & A Judgemental Delivery Driver - March 28

Scotty Pulls Away, A Local Dad Gets Busted & The Mean Girls Saga Continues - March 25

Ash Barty's Career Switch, Bad News For Home Owners & A Man Fears For His Job - March 24

A Homesick Peter Dutton, Scotty Learns The Hard Way & Albo Faces The Fire - March 23

Smoke Comes From Hillsong, A Confused Mum & A Special Harmony Day Dish - March 22

A Woman Rejected Twice, A Repetitive Story & A Real Estate Agent Goes Shopping - March 21

St Patrick's Day, An Exciting New Dinner Game & A Parent's Hunch Is Correct - March 18

Scotty Asks For A Favour, Mother-In-Law Steals The Lime Light & A Local Woman With A Hard Decision - March 17

The AFP, MetaMask & Albo's Health Kick - March 16

A Sad Day For Cars, Murdoch's Big Apology & The Government Under Fire For Newest Logo - March 15

Some KIMspiration, MAFS Producers Defend Winning Strategy & Office Workers' Big Campaign - March 14

A Quest For Cheap Fuel, Lawnmowers On High Rotation & A Bloke Suffers A Coach Bus - March 11

Sydney Copies Brisbane, Scotty's Ukulele Returns & A Media Embargo Taken Too Far - March 10

Scotty Arks Up, Sydney Cinema Out Does Itself & A Furious Men's Rights Activist - March 9

A Shock To Dog Owners, Scotty Fulfils A Promise & A Road Trip Revelation - March 8

Sick-Leave Scotty, Woman vs Blinds & Australians Reconsider Climate Change Stance - March 7

Kyle And Jackie O Struggle, A Bloke Broadens His Horizons & The Cause Of War Finally Revealed - March 4

Scotty Gets Sick, Barnaby's Accident & The Government's Biggest Weapon - March 3

Scotty Visits Lismore, Some Interesting Parallels Drawn & The Rain Can't Stop A Local Man - March 2

Floating Commodores, Dutton's Fundraiser & A Struggling Ascot Mum - March 1

Relief For Scotty, Russia's Predictable Move & An Unbothered Mark Zuckerberg - February 25

Scotty Gets Sick, A Girl Gambles With Her Health & The CEO Of Qantas Has Some Stern Words - February 25

Another Shitty Sequel, Teen Prepares For War & A Bloke Excited By The Weather - February 24

A Joe Rogan Fan, A Local Bachelorette's Magic Trick & The Pesky Unions Strike Again - February 23

The World Calls For A Break, The Queen Coughs Up Some Cash & Scotty's Big Stuff Up - February 22

A Bucks Party Pauses, Aussies Urged To Learn Mandarin & A Local Bloke Gets Creative - February 21

A Go-Pro Gets Grabbed, Sydney's Noise Complaints Go Global & Scotty's Newest Accusation - February 18

A Rousing Speech, A Chinese Agent Goes Rogue & A Missed Opportunity - February 17

Albo Abandons A Musical Instrument, McGowan Faces Reality & An Escalating Celebrity Feud - February 16

A Begging Child, Scotty Fails To Pluck At Heart Strings & A Bloke Saves Valentines Day - February 15

Scotty Sings Through Supper, Gladys Says Yes & A Local Sesh Gremlin - February 14

Wasted Time, Sportsbet Gambles Their Losses & Scott Morrison Hospitalised - February 11

A Deal Breaker, Scotty Doesn't Want To Know & Katter's Two-Cents - February 10

A Big Return, A Rattled PM & Aged Care Residents Get The Fear Of God Put Into Them - February 9

Barnaby Laughs Off New Scandal, Canberra Insider Off To Antarctica & Local Romantic Spices Things Up - February 8

Frydenberg's Double Take, GP Learns About Big Pharma & Local Bloke Blindsided By Froyo - February 7

Colbeck Stands Firm, A Fascinated Toddler & A Woman Struggles To Keep Up - February 4

A Lost Scotty, Albo's Big Admission & A Suss Bloke In High-Tops - February 3

Scotty Gets Roasted, Tension In QLD & A Local Goth - February 2

Calls For Another Mask Mandate, Spotify Records Another Casualty & Channel 9 Freaks Out - February 1

A New RAT Report, An Embarrassing Security Blunder & A Disappointed Millennial - January 31

A Local Patriot, A Local Cafe Glows Up & An Ashes Update - January 28

A Protestor's Dilemma, A Frightened Leftie & A Local Plea To An International Star - January 27

A Defining Statement, An Icy Encounter & A Tuesday Treat - January 26

Facebook Listens To Scotty, An Incredible Transformation & A Devastated Sports Fan - January 25

An Innovative Cookbook, The Tough End Of The Hottest 100 & An Impatient Husband - January 24

A Bold Ploy, Calls To Lower Working Age & Big Fines In NSW - January 21

A Sticky Situation, Calls For Free RATS Shot Down & Some Shocking Celebrity News - January 20

A Life-Saving COVID Treatment, A Frustrated Business Owner & A Fed Up Serbian Man - January 19

The Djokovic Fallout, Splendour's Rebrand & A Big Day Out For Our Cricketers - January 18

Relief For Scotty, A Bewildered Uni Student & New Restrictions Stifle The NRL - January 17

A High Profile Blue, Double Standards & A Landlord Told Off - January 14

A New Marketing Ploy, A RAT Report & Local Man Earns Breathing Space - January 13

Scotty's New Distraction, A Relieved Health System & A Clever Life Hack - January 12

Another Lie, Aunty Jacqui Fires Up & A New Ball Tampering Scandal - The Month of November

The RAT Famine, The Djokovic Saga & A Fairytale Sporting Story - January 11

Gladys Is Free, NSW Saves Australia & A Confused Landscaper - The Month of October

Scotty's Holiday, China Freaks Out & A Mover And Shaker Gets Into Melbourne - The Month of September

Case Numbers Blow Up, Anti-Vaxxers & WA Starts Executing Journalists - The Month of August

NSW Cracks Down, Melbourne Winds Up & A Grandfather Emerges - The Month of July

Sydney Gets In On The Action, A Huge Political Return & A Queenslander Rips In - The Month of June

Barbeques Galore, A Big Money Divorce & The Death Of A Former PM - The Month of May

Hope Of A Path Out, The Nation Mourns A Royal & A Shocking Legal Case - The Month of April

Prince Charles Does Something Weird, Desk Wanks & Burning VE Commodores - The Month of March

Scotty's Selfless Actions, An Information Shutdown & Another Melbourne Outbreak - The Month of February

Capitol Hill Falls, Wall Street Fires Up & Aussie Icon Physically Restrained - The Month of January

Facebook Memories, Alcohol Poisoning & A Pre-Christmas Ham - December 17

A Plea To Media Outlets, A Lesson For The PM & A Potential Christmas Ruiner - December 16

Local Man Hatches A Plan, Scotty's Worst Nightmare & Cute Guys Finish Last - December 15

Life-Changing Health Advice, Scotty Gets Tangled In A Knot & A Crucial Lesson Learnt - December 14

A Widely Held Theory, Woman Prays For COVID & A Volunteer Umpire - December 13

Good News For Home Buyers, The Pope's Blessing & A Waltzing Matilda Drops A Streaker - December 10

A Token Office Pom, Strike Action Continues & A New Cricket Fan Is Born - December 9

The Race For Warringah, Teachers Strike In NSW & A Huge Return - December 8

Gladys Contemplates, Local Man Breaks A World Record & Steve Smith Raises Eyebrows - December 7

A Confused Girlfriend, A Proposal Falls Flat & A Man Updates His Christmas List - December 6

Housing Crisis Solution, Why Porter Resigned & Spotify Under Fire - December 3

The Rain Continues, A Blow To Anti-Trolling Laws & A Sporting Career Cut Short - December 2

Omicron Clarity, A Furious Mum & Another Rugby League Scandal - December 1

Playground Whispers, The Government Takes It To The Trolls & A Mystery Man - November 30

A Big Accolade, Green Grass & An Exciting Personality Pivot - November 29

PM Gets His Hands Dirty, Georgie Boy Digs In & Black Friday Begins - November 26

Jacqui To The Rescue, Sad News Ahead Of Summer & A Devastating Revelation - November 25

Queen Jacqui, Another PR Nightmare For Channel 7 & A Potential New Captain - November 24

A Big Win For Hospitality, Gladys Bites Back & Devastation Across The Ditch - November 23

A Shopping Nightmare, A Man Retires From Clubbing & A Sadistic Millennial - November 22

Scotty Hits Out At The States, A Call To Anti-Vaxxers & A New Form Of Payment - November 19

Pats On The Back For Brissy, Famous Celebrity Gets Released & A HR Manager Erupts - October 18

Housing Market Update, A Bold Move By The ABC & An Ultimatum For Popular Video Game Developers - November 17

Calls For Accountability, Toyota's Huge Announcements & Concerns For An Inner-City Leftie - November 16

A Scandal In Melbourne, Excitement In Wagga Wagga & Some Hometown Facebook Drama - November 15

A Big Letdown, Attempts To Curve Housing Bubble & A Wide-Eyed Regional Man - November 12

Progress On Electric Vehicles, Cranes In Perth And A Local Financial Genius

The ALP Makes A Move, Big Action On Climate Change & A Local Man's Interesting Musings - November 10

A Historic Dry Spell, The Quiet Kid From School Breaks His Silence & Local Trainwreck Wows The Office - November 9

An Embarrassing Child, A World Record & A Ruined Dinner - November 8

Scotty Bites Back, The Chinese President Speaks Out & Scenes At A Rural Racetrack - November 4

Getting Up On The Cup, A Social Media Nip And Tuck & Our Very Own Message To The World - November 3

Scotty's In Rome, A Politician On His Way To Court & AFL Off-Season Fires Up - November 2

Halloween Is Here, So Is A New Streaming Service & A Local Man Does It Again - November 1

New Voting Laws, A Military Scare & A Local Office Worker Causes Some Heavy Sighs - October 29

A Cleaner Future, Business As Usual In Melbourne & A Tough Slog For ATO Employee - October 28

An English Reckoning, A Stressed Mum & A Threatened Accountant - October 27

Net Zero Progress, Real Estate Agent Does It Again & A Blow Up On Local Facebook Group - October 26

Melbourne Boomers, Sydney Gears Up & A Nice Brunch Ruined - October 25

The Faceless Men Of The Liberal Party, Melbourne Reopens & A Successful Old Man's Advice - October 22

Jacarandas Are Back, The Nationals' New Rule & An Update On An Aussie Superstar - October 21

A Punch On In Canberra, A Devastated Toddler & A Public Servant's Big Admission - October 20

The National Party Crisis, Scotty's Big Concern & A Confused Landscaper - October 19

A Boomer Boomer's Himself, A Sadistic Girlfriend & A Local Piece Of Shit - October 16

Scotty's New Challenge, Calls To Open Up QLD & A Local Law Expert - October 15

Big Blow For Palmer, News Corp's New Agenda & Newest NRL Team Announced - October 14

NSW Rejected, Victoria's Big Revelation & A Corner Cutting Husband - October 13

Climate Change Action, Queues At Hairdressers & Sydney Re-Opens - October 12

A Sharp Turn, A Haircut Nightmare & An Uncontrollable Giggling Fit - October 11

A Furious PM, Local Truckie On The Home Straight & A BFF Shoots Daggers - October 8

Scotty Saves The Day, A Federal Corruption Commission & A New Lockdown Hobby - October 7

A New NSW Premier, A Reluctant Scotty & Panic At A Local Construction Site - October 6

The West Stays Closed, A Share House Discovery & A Big Old Boom In Betoota Heights - October 4

A Young Woman's Big Flex, A Frustrated Local Girlfriend & Some Sad News For Young People - October 4

New Rules In QLD, NSW Speeds It Up & Huge News Ahead Of The NRL Decider - October 1

England's Shit Fight, Politicians Brawl & NRL Players Keep The Bender Alive - September 30

Brisbane's Little Cluster, The Nat's Big Fight & A Hospo Worker Ready For War - September 29

China's Big Call, Local Mum Upskills & The NRL Off Season Kicks Off - September 28

A Stingy Dad, A Snobby Boyfriend & A Shit-Stirring Sibling - September 27

Aftershocks In Melbourne, Anti-Vax Protesters' Blowback & The Blue And Gold Army Still At War - September 24

An Earthquake, Negotiator Dan & A Local Dad Cracks A Joke - September 23

Scotty's Big Arrival, Dan's New Ploy & A Big Off-Season For A Rugby League Star - September 22

Scotty's Big Scare, Barnaby Dodges The Phone & A Local Nurse Makes An Interesting Decision - September 21

The Government To Save Christmas, A Loud Mouth & Some Local Girls Mix It Up - September 20

Nuclear Submarines, Crying In Public & NZ Fires A Shot At Us - September 17

Albo's On The Defence, The ACT Bites Back & A Big Unit's New Health Kick - September 16

Scotty's Advice, Division In Sydney & A Historic Moment At JB Hi-Fi - September 15

Labor Campaign Hits Western Sydney, A Bloke's Picnic & A Vape Smoker Slams The Jab - September 14

Scotty Puts Rumours To Bed, Dad Gets Serious & Local Sleuth Cracks A Case - September 13

Revelations About Our Vaccine Policy, NSW To Open Up & High School Bully Reappears - September 10

QLD vs Covid, Calls To The RAAF & A Bloke Reveals A Secret To His Mates - September 9

Scotty’s Father’s Day Fallout, No More Pfizer For Boomers & New Freedoms In NSW - September 8

An Update From Canberra, Division In Victoria & A Smoked-Meat Summer - September 7

A Call On The QLD Border, A Chuggers Report & A Local Man’s Fathers Day Mistake - September 6

A Queenslanders Had Enough, Schoolmate Shocks Her Peers & The NRL’s Big Call - August 3

Scotty Calls It A Day, Dan Andrews’ New Drink Of Choice & A Local Man Says No To The Jab - September 2

A Sydney Man’s New Hobby, Our Innovative Neighbours & An Overnight Medical Expert - September 1

Influencer's Plea For Unity, Kanye's New Album & Local Cricketers Run In With The Law - August 31

A YoPro Does Life Admin, Dad Does Mum A Solid & Local Waiter Puts His Foot In It - August 30

A Historic Knock, Sydney's Mammoth Beach Operation & The Frog vs Silverchair - August 27

WA Pulls Out, A Funny Looking Cave & Some Welcome Sporting Relief - August 26

Melbourne's Path Out Of Lockdown, Private School Boy Stirs The Pot & A Good Old Throwback - August 25

Scotty Changes His Tune, A Handy Life Hack & Out Of Touch Public Servant - August 24 --

New Mask Rules, Common Food Misconception & How To Craft A Humble Brag - August 23

Record Cases In NSW, A Mad Scramble At Sky News & Local PT Does Some Reading - August 20

Scotty To The Rescue, NSW Steps It Up & A Stern Message For Anti-Vaxxers - August 19

Melbourne Curfews, Legal Action In NSW & Riverina Rollies In Canberra - August 18

Government In A Pickle, NSW Gets Going & A Local Man’s Day Ruined - August 17

Scotty Steps Up, NSW Update & A Betoota Bachelor Saves The World - August 16

Government Finally Achieves Something, ACT In Lockdown & Walgett vs. COVID - August 13

Anti-Lockdown Brigade Strikes, Frydenberg Speaks Up & Local Mum Has Had Enough - August 12

Premier In Isolation, Panic In Byron & A Local Man With No Time For News - August 11

Plea From Our Politicians, PM’s Big Revelation & Hillbilly QLD Shocks The Nation - August 10

New Leader In Parliament, Wedding Bells In Betoota & The Best Sound In The World - August 9

Bad To Worse For Scotty, Dan Has Had It & High School Hero Relives Glory Days - August 6

Updated Vaccine Timeline, A Confused Man & A Heroic Local Woman - August 5

Calls For Duty Free Pfizer, Labor's Vaccine Ploy & Local QR Incident - August 4

Covid's Hate Of Heat, Gladys Hits Out At People & Highschool Heroes Relive Glory Days - August 3

Harvey Norman's Olympic Feat, Uncomfortable Karaoke Experience & A Millenial Cosplays As A Boomer - August 2

Confusion In NSW, Boomer Does His Bit & A Big Name Change For Aussie Sporting Team - July 30

How Good's Gold, Byron Local Prints More Cash & The Race To Be Aussie's Biggest Pissheads - July 29

Freedom In Victoria, Rule Relaxation In Sydney & Some News From Tokyo - July 28

Albo Pops Up, Calls For Sydney's Ring Of Steel & Gold For Ariarne - July 27

Exciting Lego News, A Second Wind & An Unfortunate Tanning Incident - July 26

Deadly Fist Fight In The West, A Japanese Culture Expert & New 2032 Olympics Announcement - July 23

Scotty Finally Speaks, New Q&A Host Announced & QLD's Bid For The Tokyo Olympics - July 22

WA's Relentless Lockdown, Dan Takes On Gladys & Quirky Sydney Man Raises Eyebrows - July 21

Grandpa Kev Fires-Up, A Freezing Byron Kid & A Call For Olympic Organisers - July 20

Outrage In Sydney, A Close Shave At The Lodge & A Shocking Mouse Plague Revelation - July 19

Bad News For Melbourne... Again, Grandpa Kev Returns & A Local Love Story - July 16

A Long-Awaited Homecoming, Government Contacts Pfizer & New Vaccine Scare Campaign - July 15

A Leadership Challenge, Blame-Shifting In Sydney & A Win For The Boomers - July 14

Pop Rises To The Occasion, Gladys Calls For More Snitching & Balance Restored To Universe - July 13

Calls For The CWA, Suspicious Fire Report & A Local Woman's Candid Realisation - July 12

New Vaccine Milestone, Joey's Boy Gets Jumped & The Homecoming Of Football - July 9

Takeaway Coffee Continues, Controversial Queue Jumpers & A Local Mum's Call-Around - July 8

Shocking Corruption Allegations, Interest Rates On Hold & Kogorah Man Set For NRL Debut - July 7

New Vaccine Phases, Sydney's Case Numbers & A Match Made In Heaven - July 6

Dad Goes Down Rabbit-Hole, Sad Date & Local Mans Questionable Financial Behaviour - July 5

Some Big Mouths Go Quiet, Albo's Controversial Demand & Wet Steel, No Deal - July 2

Palaszczuk Cracks The Shits, Albo Doesn't & Millenial Still Waiting On PS5 - July 1

Younger Australian's Big Ask, Anti-Mask Barnaby & A Policeman Shoots A Panic Buyer - June 30

An Empathetic PM, Confusion In The Territory & A Panicked Darwin Man - June 29

Delta's Resurgence, Nutri-Grain Hacks & A Marathon Sensationally Interrupted - June 28

Furious Victorians, Rumoured Sydney Lockdown & Controversial QLD Maroon's Selection Explained - June 25

Vaccine Races, A Concerned Environmental Minister & Interesting Anthropological News - June 24

Barnaby's First Move, Gladys Laughs Off Lockdown & Big News For Darwin - June 23

The Return Of Barnaby, Scomo Stuck In Quarantine & Albo Fires Up - June 22

Tasmania's Woodstock, Crazy Scotty & The Calm Before The Storm - June 21

Queensland's Redemption, Gladys Gets Real & Black Sheep Cousin Comes In Handy - June 18

A Fruitless UK Trade Deal, Betoota Young Liberals Meeting & Australian Club Drama Continues - June 17

Queen's Birthday Honour Surprise, Life After New NRL High Shots Rule & A Sicktorian On The Run - June 16

Victorians At It Again, NRL Star's Logical Decision & A New Trade Deal - 15 June

AFL Makes Headlines Again, Local Dad's Helpful Hint & Big Music News - June 14

Border Jumping Sicktorians, A Boyfriend's Ear Chewed Off & QLD Premier Speaks To Manager - June 11

Barnaby Ends The Mice Plague, Dan's Broken Back & Townsville Goes Crime-Free - June 10

Huge Win For The Nation, Premier Defends Vaccine Choice & AFL Left Scratching It's Head - June 9

A Bludging Brickie, The New Australian Dream & The Death Of One Of Our Favourite Sports - June 8

Scam Emails, A Grubby Old Man & Painful Hangovers - June 7

Paid Leave Porter's Victory Streak, Barnaby's Controversial Plan & Big News For Regional NSW - June 4

Free Computer Games, Paid Leave Porter's Back & A Revolution In The NRL - June 3

Treasurer's Big Threat, Jerry Harvey's Getting Cancelled & A Rift In The Blues Camp - June 2

Controversial Vaccine Development, Melbyron Mum Makes The Call & A Bit Of A Vibe In Newy - June 1

Annoying Customers, Atmospheric Local Parks & Big News For Brisbane - May 31

Melbourne's Lockdown... Again, Medieval Warriors & A Fitzroy Man's Big Demand - May 28

Dan Andrews Returns To Work, North Melbourne's Bizarre Training Run & Local Man Saves A Turtle - May 27

Bad News For Taxpayers, Crusty White Dogs & Where To Go Now For NRL - May 26

A Rumble In The Hunter, Boomer Tries Explaining Crypto & The Spicy Lung Rides Again - May 24

Bill Gates' Big Regret, A Controversial Catch Up & One Of Life's Big Problems - May 24

Federal ICAC Hose Down, Crypto Down The Toilet & New Vaccine Education Program - May 21

Biden Intervenes In Israel, A Local Journo's One Wish & Katter's Bold Plan - May 20

Calls To Let People Die, A Man's New Diet & The Sporting World Rocked To It's Core - May 19

New Underground Drug Labs, A Silent Social Justice Warrior & Local Prop Hits Out At The NRL - May 18

A Monumental Custody Battle, A Big Pokies Win & A Yuppie Mum Causes A Scene - May 17

Drowned Turtles, Personality Disorders & A Little Bit Of Magic - May 14

Dutton Checks On His Favourite Family, Matt Damon Backs A Donkey & An Apprentice Told Off - May 13

Budget News, Bert Newton's Prosthetic Leg & A Former PM Passes Away - May 12

Anger At The Federal Budget, Mel Gates Hits FB Marketplace & Interesting Fact About WA - May 11

A Modern Day Socrates, Poor Old Pop & A Recently Retired Mum Living It Up - May 10

Local Woman Reaches Miranda Years, Michael Slater Goes Full Taxi Driver & A Panicked Albo - May 7

The PM Held Back, Bill Gates Fires Up & The Broncos Trumped Again - May 6

Overseas Cricketers Stay Put, Bill Gates Turns A Page & Local Man Dives Down Youtube Hole - May 5

A Confused Inner City Leftie, School Project Hack & Local Man's New Dating Profile Content - May 4

A Low Crab Diet, Local Women Does Community Service & Posh English Bloke Makes A Scene - May 3

The States Call For Help, A Section 10 Magnet & A Local Man Is About To Get Paid - April 30

Australia's Big Vaccine Target, Media Elites Outraged & An Unsackable Public Servant - April 29

The Indian Flight Ban, Local Man Faces Reality & Big News Out Of Broncos Camp - April 28

Craig Kelly Given The Boot, Shocking Oscars Snub & Local Dad's Performance Of A Lifetime - April 27

The Fall Out From ANZAC Day, ATO's Big Crack Down & Nephew's Adorable Offer - April 26

A Scar That Tells A Thousand Words, An Honoured Outback Leftie And A Young Fella Pulling The Piss - April 23

Surprising Decision From The US, A Monster Traffic Jam & Proof Things Are Returning To Normal - April 22

Government's Historic Feat, Thai Matriarch Lays Down The Law & A Twist In European Super League Saga - April 21

Kirribilli House Gets A Facelift, Hunt For A Marketing Wizard & Football Fan Goes Berserk - April 20

Kevin Rudd's New Relationship, Fitness First Under Fire & A Dirty Local Sibling - April 19

The Twerk Division, A Wet Ass ANZAC Day & New Jobs Advertised In Defence Force - April 16

Party Boy Scotty, An Apology Lost In The Mail & Byron Anti-Vaxxers Chirp Up - April 15

PC Police Fire Up Again, Aus Post Scandal Rolls On & Local Woman Kills Dolphin - April 14

A Quality In The Liberal Party, New Vaccine Targets & Man Stumped At Shops - April 13

A Big Monopoly Update, A Missing Package Finally Arrives And The Property Market In Betoota - April 12

Getting Jabbed In Goodna, Men In The Kitchen & Thredbo Goes Back To Normal - April 9

New World For An Old Man, A Happy Dad & Some Cases Of Tooheys Sent Upstairs - April 8

The Trans-Tasman Travel Bubble, Inner-City Leftie Goes Quiet & NRL's Big Achievement - April 7

L-Plating Over Easter, A Serious Mid-Life Crisis & A Buzz Kill On A One Night Stand - April 6

Easter Weekend, Jesus Christ & A Local Man Struggles With Fancy Words - April 5

Scotty's Gaff Of The Day, A Local Tosser & Those Eggs That Taste Like Candle Wax - April 2

Labor's Bold Plan, Empathy Training For Young Kid & A Bloke Wins The Lotto - April 1

Things Get Worse In Brissy, Katter's List Of Demands & Barnaby's Bold Plan - March 31

Dried Cats, Loose Uni Students & A Bloke Going Hell For Leather - March 30

Shock In Youth Politics, Little Brother Put In His Place & Brave Woman Arrests Local Thief - March 29

Paid Leave Porter Fires Up, Pesky Youths In Goulburn & Mysterious Shrinking Hose - March 26

Crocodile Tears On The Airwaves, Albo Pipes Up & A Local Thirst Trap Misfires - March 25

PM In Tears, Sydney-Sider Does His Bit & Insurance Fraud Allegations - March 24

An Excited PM, Big Fella's Internal Monologue & Frantic Revisions For Sports Channels

A Questionable Plant-Based Meal, Under-Fire Drug Dealer & A Peculiar Auction - March 22

The Venezuelan Credit Card, A New Consent Contract & A Woman Haunted By The Saddle Club - March 19

St Patty's Day Celebrations, Vaccine Concerns & Excited Tax-Payers

PM Finds A Positive, Bob Katter Strikes A Chord & A Serious Safety Incident In Betoota - March 17

Government Urged To Remember Fruit Terrorism, Scomo Irons Out Creases & Xi Jinping Congratulates WA - March 16

Friendly Greek Neighbour, A Tipsy Apprentice & A Karen Makes A Scene - March 15

Bob Katter Takes Matters Into His Own Hands, Piers Morgan Responds & MAFS Transforms - March 12

Proposed Royal Summit, Porter The Prankster & Cameron Smith Tricks Australia - March 11

Royals Strike Back, Porter Feeds Parrots & Our Premier Blasts The Government - March 10

International Women's Day, Paid Leave Porter Back At It & Meghan Markle's Relentless Bullying - March 9

Paid Leave Porter, Bendering Housemates & An Impressive Display Of Courtship - March 8

Another Political Gaff, No Mental Health Leave For Average Punter & Scotty Distracts Media - March 5

Christian Porter Speaks, Scotty's Dire Need & Uni Student's Incredible Achievement - March 4

Jesus Calls Scotty, Free TVs At Harvey Norman & Aged Care Resident Knives Someone For A Feed - March 3

Aged Care Royal Commission Findings, Unhappy Boomer & Triathlete's New PB - March 2

Rapists Dealt Like Welfare Cheats, Uni Student Still Waiting & New Mobile App - March 1

Scomo's International Women's Day Speech, An Interesting Drug Deal & The Brisbane Olympics - February 26

PM Continues To Plead Innocence, Student Skips Exams & Heavy Union Presence on Local Worksite - February 25

Craig Kelly's New Party, Raises To Jobseeker & Touching Tribute To Daft Punk - February 24

Scotty The Jolly Swagman, New Dawn For Leftie & Big Money Rugby League Offer - February 23

Aunty Gets Some Likes, Stressful Cab Ride, & Calls For New Tennis Umpire - February 22

Facebook Bans News, The Benefit For Government & Pops Feeling Alive Again - February 19

Scotty Hiding Under Bed, Sex Offender Let-off & Melbourne Yuppie Reveals What She'd Die For - February 18

Scomo's Chat With Jenny, Good News For Clive Palmer & An Irresistible Servo Deal - February 17

The Grand Prix Is Coming To Melbourne, Scomo Addresses Sexual Assault in Liberal Party Ranks & Grey Nomads Hit-out - February 16

Chef Pete Evans' Political Tilt, Valentine's Day Gifts & A Man's Run-In with Police - February 15

Shock With The Racism at Collingwood, A Dad's Plan To Ruin Easter & A Local Tradie Goes Broke - February 12

The Nationals Fight for Farmers, Andrew Bolt's At It Again & Cam Smith To The Titans - February 11

Kings Cross Reborn, The Rise in Pyramid Schemes & Future Criminals - February 10

Media's Incredible Scoop, Some Boomers Get Confused & The Super Bowl Disappoints... Again - February 9

Scotty Let's Go Of The Chinese Meme, An Inner City Greyhound Track & A Revolutionary Speech - February 8

The PM's Giant Problem, A Damning Indictment on Albo's Leadership & Sydney Exodus - February 5

Rupert's Revenge, Craig Kelly's New Job & The NRL Boss' Call to The Dragons - February 4

Adlay Albo, A Former Child Prodigy & Collingwood Hires Sam Newman - February 3

WA Locks Down, Vape Ache & Collingwood Football Club is Apparently Racist - February 2

Robinhood Rebrands, A Mixologist Reaches For The Midori And A Sicko PE Teacher - February 1

New Zealand Wins Again, Nerds Take On Wall Street & Anti-Masker's Sad Fate - January 29

Bumbling Boris Johnson, Expecting Father Goes Pram Shopping & The Tran Tasman Travel Bubble Latest - January 28

Changes To The Anthem, The Latest Viral Meme & More - January 27

Changing The Date, Vaccine News And An Angry Cricket Coach - January 26

The Hottest 100, Turnbull Tries To Grab Some Headlines & More - January 25

Cricket Australia's New Opponent, Returning of the Guard In U.S & Gumtree Low-Ballers - January 22nd

Australia Day Debate, Cashed Up Farmer & Man Complaining About National Parks - January 21

Future of The Labor Party, Cost of Weddings & Boomer Fighting His Own Feelings - January 20th

Boozy Brunch, Rugby Player's Poor Problem-Solving & Stranded Melbournians - January 19th

Youtube Medical Degrees, Returned Rescue Dog & The Trusty Pedestal Fan - January 18

Trade War, Controversial Development & Panic at NRL HQ - January 15

Barnaby's Back, Uprising in US & Steve Smith Reprogrammed - January 14

A Holidaying Scomo Is Under Fire, Brisbane Freed And Some Easy Tips On How To Avoid Covid - 13 January

Social Media Censorship, Canberra’s Open Again & A Parramatta Dad’s Frightening Backyard Cricket Spell - 12 January

Donald Trump’s Latest Move, The Nation’s Great Regret And A Sensational Sporting Comeback - 11 January

USA Lockdown, PM’s inspiration & Time To Get Dad involved - January 8

Chineses Memelords, White People of Byron & One Nation Voters - Recapping the Month of December

US Election, Sex Scandals & SAS Under Fire - Recapping the Month of November

COVID, ISIS & Hot Mess Gladys - Recapping the Month of October

F-ups & Role Reversals - Recapping The Month Of September 2020

2nd Wave Woes & WAP - Recapping The Month Of August 2020

All About Melbourne - Recapping The Month Of July 2020

BLM & Lockdown Continues - Recapping The Month Of June 2020

Protests & Sourdough - Recapping The Month Of May 2020

The New Normal - Recapping The Month Of April 2020

Time to Start Panicking - Recapping the Month of March 2020

The Calm Before The Storm - Recapping The Month Of February 2020

Bushfires And The Origins Of Covid - Recapping The Month Of January 2020

A Covid Outbreak, Scotty's A Closeted Leftie & Bob Katter's Choice Words - 18 December

Coal For Christmas, Calls For Banning Golf Courses And A Grizzly End For A Sky News Intern- December 17

The Trade Wars Worsen, Sky News Has A Win And England Makes A Big Admission - December 16

A Confused Peter Dutton, Bad News For Tassie And Some Locals Get Boomered - December 15

Mack Horton And Sun Yang To Go Toe To Toe, A Sad Compromise And The Bender Ender - 14 December

A Saviour For Our Wine Industry, Santa's COVID Safe Protocols & A Luxury Car Driver - December 11

Stimulation For A Struggling Industry, A Sad One Nation Voter & A True Crime Addict - 10 December

The Prime Minister Apologises, Panic Buying & Break Dancing - 9 December

Kanye Demands A Recount, A Class Awakening & The Magical Power Of Ginger Beer - December 8

The Latest On Aus-China Relations, A Friend Zoned Man And The University Of Bigpond- December 7

The Vaccine, Yuppies, Byron & The Year In Music - December 4

The Summer Of Bushfires Kicks Off, Emo Gladys & A Snobby Local Girlfriend - December 3

The Fallout From The Meme Continues, The Utah Monolith Turns Up & Collingwood Eye A Huge Signing - December 2

A Controversial Chinese Meme, NSW Upsets The Government & International Students Are Back - November 31

Office Christmas Party, Gladys Becomes an Emo & ABC Solves Diversity

Christmas Plans, The ABC's New Hire & Vale Maradona - November 27

Scotty's Evil Twin, A Man Wearing Boat Shoes, & the Last Ride of Mathias Cormann

Gladys Dares NSW, Anti-Vaxxers Big Conundrum & Uber Eats - November 25

Trump's Big Admission, Benders In Victoria & A Local Patriot - November 24

Trump Concedes, The Rush To Get To Mars, And A Local Man’s Questionable Pronunciation - November 23

A NSW War Crime, Blokes Wearing Dresses, And Munster Might Go Until Christmas - November 20

Calls For Adelaide To Open Up, Concerns For A Local Paleo Man & More - November 19

Pete Evans, Gladys' Controversial Purchase & Queensland Going All Out For Origin - November 18

The Virus Takes Hold In SA, Bad News For New Zealand & An Expensive Pigeon - November 17

Kevin Rudd’s At It Again, A Potential New Premier In NSW & A Garage Sale Shut Down - November 16

Bill Shorten's Bold Request, Scott Morrison's Gaffe & A Local Maid Of Honour - November 13

The Prime Minister's Christianity, Melbourne's Covid Free Run & Trump's Big Hire - November 12

Sex Scandals, Sydney’s Most Famous & The Nation’s Wishlist For Santa - November 11

A Relieved Prime Minister, Donald Trump’s A Winner & So’s Rugby Union - November 10

Hot Mess Gladys, The State Of Music & A 3am Wine Induced Thirst - November 9

The President Claims The System Is Rigged, A Pug As A Corruption Watchdog & A State Of Origin Recount - November 6

The US Election & Origin - November 5

ScoMo Gets Up On The Cup, Kevin Rudd Kills A Horse & An Inner City Animal Activist - November 4

Scotty’s Call With Boris, #NupToTheCup & The Queensland Election - 3 November

The Latest Kevin Rudd Allegations, An Influencer Urges Followers To Vote Trump Out & A Boomer Hits Out At Halloween - November 2

Kevin Rudd’s Up To No Good, A Savvy High School Student & Melbourne Excited To Host The Cricket - 30 October

Noise Complaints In Victoria, Money For Drill Rappers & The CSIRO Keen To Get In On A Bender - October 29

Dan Andrews' Drinking, A Labor Loyalist & Young Lawyer's Social Media - October 28

Good News For Victoria, The ICAC Saga And Craig Bellamy Cops A Big Fine - October 27

Q’Anon And IQ, A Woman Downloads The Sims, Again & Hot Mess Gladys Visits A Psychic - October 26

The LNP, The NSW Premier & Byron Bay - 23 October

The New Show To Rival SAS, Gladys Back At It & Brisbane's Big Sound - October 22

NSW ICAC, Hot Mess Gladys & A Genius Life Hack - October 21

Scotty To Run It Straight, The Grand Final, And Twiggy Goes All In On Rugby - October 20

Hot Mess Gladys, The New iPhone & A Local Date - October 19

The PM’s Advice For People Doing It Tough, Gladys’ Words For Her Ex & The Jacarandas Are Back On - October 16

Dutton’s Back In The News, A Federal ICAC Hosed Down & A Local Tradie’s Brekky - October 15

Drama Drama In NSW, Things Go From Bad To Worse For Gladys & Rugby Australia’s Big Hire - October 14

ScoMo’s In Queensland, Gladys Is In Trouble & All Blacks Fans Aren’t So Humble Anymore - October 13

The Melbourne Cup, A Hungover Wedding Recovery & Whales Urged To Update GPS - October 12

The VP Debate, JobMaker & A Shoeless Bloke At The Surf Club - October 9

The Queensland Border, Paterson’s Curse And A Doomed Local Student - October 8

University Fees, Tax Cuts & David Attenborough's Backflip On Climate Change - October 7

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Rupert Green Lights Our New NBN, the CurtShank Scottdemption & it’s Lion Time - September 28

The Future for Property Investors, Malcolm Turnbull’s Zapping Brains & Panthers Spitting Bars - September 25

Private Schools Back At It, Government Wants Your Piss & Free Money for Foxtel - September 24

Humpback Sashimi, Federal Aid for Landlords, & on the Bar of Kangaroo Court - September 23

Trickle Down Tax Cuts, Pauline To Stay Quiet & The Next Supreme Court Judge - September 22

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The Aboriginal Illuminati, The Deputy PM & A Bloke At The Pub Sent For A HIA - September 9

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Tony Abbott Pops His Head Up, The Rock Gets Covid & Hungry Jacks Stirs Up Maccas - September 4

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The Blame Game On Aged Care, The Shamdemic & Sydney's Record Number Of Covid Tests - August 21

Sco-Mo and The Illuminati, A Man Microwaves His Head & A Couple Of Local Patriots Earn Some Praise - August 20

A Victorian Missionary, Tasmania's Border Closure & A Local Man Hits Out At Cancel Culture - August 19

Diversity In The Media, An Inquiry Into Aged Care & A Local Woman's Near Death Experience - August 18

West Australia Fires A Shot A Clive, Barnaby Gets Caught Pondering & LeBron James' Big Admission

The Toowoomba Quarantine Escapee, Things Get Worse In New Zealand & Le Snak, Scrapped - August 14

The Reality Of Further Lockdown, New Zealand's In Trouble And Kim Jong-Un's Vaccine Claims - August 13

The South Coast's Horror Run, New Zealand Shows Off And The Death Of Sports Journalism - August 12

Melbourne's New Hotel Security, The Masked Singer & The AFL - August 11

Cuts To Education, A Trainee Doctor In Hot Water, A Dora Explorer Marathon & More - July 10

The PM's Call For Togetherness, Dan Andrews Controversial Strategy & Canberra's Economic Crisis - August 7

The PM Asks The Nation To Make Babies, A New Covid Rule & The Trans Tasman Travel Bubble - August 6

The Quarantine Dodgers, 500,000 Melbourne Dad's Crack The Same Joke & The Hutt River Hermits - August 5

The Latest From Melbourne, Israel Folau & More - August 4

Banks New Lending Regime, The Worst Kind Of Weather & Coke's New Winfield Flavour - August 3

Victoria's New Testing Regime, A Queenslander In A Strange Place & Casuals To Suck It Up - July 31

Clive Palmer's Tantrum, A Retail Employee Goes Toe To Toe With A Karen & The NRL - July 30

The Minister For Karens, Bunnings New Training Module & A Mediocre Burger Joints Coming To Australia - July 29

The Melbourne Karens, The Changing Of The Cheese & The NRL's Bunker - July 28

Britney Spears, The Star Casino & A Weekend Warrior Impresses A Tradie - July 27

Ita Buttrose Pops Off, Donald Trump's Latest Comments On Ghislaine Maxwell & The Latest On SBW - July 24

The Katter Boys Given The All Clear, A Melbourne Woman's Questionable Behaviour & A Young Liberal Meets A Feminist - July 23

The JobBoomer Scheme, Labor's Identity Crisis And A Bloke On Smoko With Some Controversial Views On Masks - July 22

Masks and Tampons, A Man Who Thinks Masks Are Fascist and Sydney's Impending Lockdown - July 21

The Next Election To Take Place On Facebook, A Rug Store's Purchase Limit & A Dad Abuses A Referee - July 20

The Government's Pyramid Scheme, A Melbourne Man In Need Of Comfort & Star Casino's Cleaners - July 17

Footy Players Coming To Terms With Reality, A Man Destroys Dinner & A Boomer Tries To Close A Pub - July 16

A Blowout In Sydney, The Palace Letters & The Latest On The NRL - July 15

Melbourne Setting Trends, The PM Tells Victorians To Quit Nagging And People Forgetting To Live Laugh Love - July 14

Water Rats, A New Internet Scan & A Very Hungover Local Man - July 13

The Bloke Making Dan Andrews Look Good, The Dixie Chicks & An Influencer's Subtle Move - July 10

Dan Andrews Hits Out, Queensland Waits For An Apology & A Single Bloke Applies For A Job As A Quarantine Seccie- July 9

The NSW Vic/Border, Ghislaine Maxwell & Pauline's New Home - July 8

Melbourne's Towers, An Ice Addicted Nonna & Pauline Hanson - July 7

Mathias Cormann, Prince Andrew and A Tradie's Big Mistake - July 6

Starting A Small Business, Can't Pay Workers & Sorry Boys Won't Make Training - July 3

Banning Bushfires, A Worksite Comedian & The AFL's Big Problem - July 2

A Confused Treasurer, A Melbourne Hipster And Broncos' Fans Cry Poor - July 1

JobKeeper, Victoria's Infighting & An Incredible Story - June 30

The Catholic Church, Dog On A Tuckerbox & A Bridezilla - June 29

An Alpha Female Flexes, Silly ABC & The Police Are Getting Back Together - June 26

The Crass Business Of Coal Seam Gas, Not Happy Jan & Chicos - June 25

Calls For Melbourne To Grow Up, Sexual Harassment In The Law & The Property Bubble - June 24

Nat Attack, Melbourne's European Quest & A Visionary Writer - June 23

China's Big Threats, The Attack On Hospitality & More - June 22

Branch Stacking, Poor Unis & The Boy With A Ned Kelly Tattoo - June 19

Barnaby's Back, Statues Are Falling & More - June 18

Keep Cup Activism, A Man's Questionable Decision & The AFL's Big Problem - June 17

Protecting Statues, Actual Journalism On 60 Minutes & Ridiculous Job Applications - June 16

ScoMo's Latest Comments On Slavery, Cooking Gone Wrong & A Selfless Citizen - June 15

Weekly News Bulletin - Statues, Collapse of Society & Pete Evans New Recipe - 29/05/20

Captain Cook Statues, The Feelings Of Police Officers & Collingwood's Racism - Friday 12 June

Intermittent Fasting, Lawn Games & A Bondi Bubble - June 11

Rebirthing Australian Manufacturing, Barefoot Gets A Gong, Horse Racing & The ABC

Statues, Who Wants Some Iron Ore & Tony Abbott Gets a Back Pat

Weekly News Bulletin - Advice from Scotty, Roiting, & Racism - 05/06/20

The 'Bad Day' Defence, Rich Get Richer & AFL does something racist again.

Struggling Universities, Jobkeeper & Poker Machines, & were could the Beerman be?

America invades America, ANTIFA gets her groove back and the POC book club - Wednesday 3 June

Pubs open their Doors, Pauline Hason fights back & more pub news - Tuesday 2 June

Weekly News Bulletin - Heartbroken Tradies, South Africans & An NRL Player Learns To Read - 29/05/20

The Broncos Pokie Run, NRL Sex Lives & A Struglling WAG - Friday 29 May

Pinger Rats, Bushfire Royal Commission & Jenga Towers - Thursday 28 May

NRL Scandal, Revenge Of The Bats & Kelly Slater's Everywhere - Wednesday 27 May

Donkeys, Pokies & Renters - Tuesday 26 May

Weekly News Bulletin - Boycotts, 5G, Housing Bubble and the NRL - 22/05/20

Dutton's Back At It, Teachers Get Blamed And Social Media Challenges - Friday 22 May

Big Brother's Back, Christensen's Fired Up & The Referees - Thursday 21 May

Boomers, Inner City Lefties & The Last Dance - Wednesday 20 May

Private Schools, Pokies Sleeping Rough And More - Tuesday 19th May

Alan Jones's Retirement, The Budget & An NRL Anti-Vax Update - Weekly News Bulletin - 15/05/20

Robot Dutton, Excited Boomers & Anti-Vaxxers - Friday 15 May

Pauline's Pat On The Back, Poor Property Owners & Sam Newman - Thursday 14th May

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