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“I Wasn’t That Bad At The Christmas Party Was I?” Asks Man Whose Name Has Been Escalated To Global HR

Nation’s Drug Dealers To Begin Upselling Customers With Irresistible Bonus Vape Deals

He's Back!

Jesus Reveals Over Half The Prayers He's Currently Receiving Are From Couriers Please Customers Praying For The Safe Delivery Of Their Package

Office Manager Insisting On A Kris Kringle In This Fucken’ Economy

Palaszczuk Resigns As QLD Premier, Plans To Move Into London Sharehouse After Life-Changing Euro Trip

Taylor Swift Makes A Bold Statement: “Free P.. Free Pale.. Free Pale Ales For Concert Dads!”

“No… Not Alan” Sighs Stoic Boomer Coming To Terms With The Fact It Might Actually Be All True

"Righto Fellas, Sort It Out In The Nets" Says Nation To Mitchell Johnson And Dave Warner

Local Influencer Gives Child A Catalogue Of Beige Coloured Toys To Choose From For Christmas

Turns Out Spending Ten Years Trying To Ban Greyhounds And Nightclubs Doesn’t Help Anyone’s Commute

Local Bloke Helps Wife Prepare House For Guests Coming Over By Cleaning The Shed

Mum Who Thinks Son’s Chirpy Mood Is Due To A Love Interest Has No Idea He Just Cracked 100kg

Local Truckie Starting To Get Excited Now That Christmas Is Only Three Sleeps Away

Boys Come Together To Farewell 5’5 Mate Who’s Off To The North Pole To Work In Santa’s Factory

Foreign Tradie Mocked By Foreman For Completing Job Quickly And To A High Standard

Ridley Scott Wastes $200 Million In Futile Attempt At Making Greatest Napoleon Movie Of All Time

RBA Chief Michele Bullock Wants People Under 35 To Simply Exist To Service A Mortgage

Cousin Who Just Finished 1st Year At Regional Uni Returns For Christmas With Supreme Piss Fitness

Local Chihuahua On Its Way To Fuck Up The Biggest Dog In The Park

South Australian Man Gives Birth To World Record 11 Sons

Country Lad Living In Inner City Share House Keeps Getting Told Off For Leaving Front Door Unlocked

Solo Continues Aggressive Expansion Into Non-Soft Drink Markets

Dad Finally Agrees To Exercise For 1st Time In A Decade By Sprinting As Fast As He Can For 1 Hour

Which Bank Can Make A Quarterly Profit Of $2.5 Billion During An Economic Crisis? CommBank Can

What The Heck? ANZ Also Made A Record Profit During This Economic Crisis? No Way...

Sober Teenagers Punch On With Pissed Adults

McChungus Begins Day With Hotcakes

“So It’s Proper Fucked Today?” Asks Optus User Who Just Assumed She Was In One Of 350k Black Spots

Owner Of Puppy-Farmed Border Collie Living In 1 Bedroom City Apartment Says Nup To The Cup

Denmark Ignored By Everyone Over Danish Feta Naming Rights Because Nobody Cares About Denmark

Cleary Forced To Uproot His Life And Move To Spain After Fowler Signs For Real Madrid

Nathan Cleary Spotted Getting Sized Up For A Purple Suit At Perth Tailor Following Matildas Win

Heavily Lawyered Up NRL Superstars Finally Able To Prove Their Innocence In The Face Of Lying Senior Cops, Which Makes Ya Wonder What Happens To The Young Indigenous Men Who Don't Have Access To The Best Legal Representation In The Country

Poor Woman Who Innocently Asked Bloke About His Tool Shirt Given Thirty Minute Lecture On Polyrhythms

“Cruise Ships Are Just Full Of Gastro” Says Millennial Who Lost 15 Kilos In Bali

Local Weirdo Who Usually Dresses as Ledger’s Joker Each Year, Goes Full Creep And Turns Up As Jigsaw

Family Run Mountain Cafe Giving Very Culty Vibes

Swiftie Informs Boyfriend They’ll Be Doing Taylor Swift And Travis Kelce Costumes For Halloween

Local Woman Attributes Strong Immune System To Taking Chomps Out Of The PCYC Pool Noodles As A Kid

Nation Patiently Waits For Documentary About The World’s Actual Greatest Pop Culture Power Couple

Shutting The Fuck Up About Something You Know Nothing About Simply Not Okay, Says Melbourne

Brisbane Mum Says She Might Be Biased But Poincianas In Full Bloom Shit All Over Jacarandas

A Guide To The Only 6 Hobbies You’re Allowed To Choose From When You’re A Man In Your Mid Thirties

Wallabies Coach Eddie Jones Pulls a Beyonce on Rugby Australia

Jada Pinkett Smith Reveals True Soulmate Was Canadian Actor And ‘Enthusiastic Lover’ John Candy

Girlfriend Coming Back From Bottomless Brunch Craves Human Flesh

Local Midwife Has Baby Advice That Contradicts Everything The Other Midwife Said On Previous Shift

Local Woman Finds Herself Thinking About That Dog They Sent Into Space Again

Bloke Scrolling Girlfriend’s Notes App For Groceries Finds Weird List With His Handsome Mates Names On It

“I Don’t Know Why Everyone Doesn’t Move Here!” Says Mate Who Took Last Job Available In Adelaide

Local Young Couple Decide To Try The Rental Market On Hard Mode By Getting A Dog

Albo Quietly Terrified About How QLD Is Going To Make Nation Suffer For Double Grand Final Losses

Marketing Manager Reclines With Glass Of Scotch After Several Hours Discussing What Font To Use In Brochure

Your Summer Guide To Australia’s Diverse Range Of Emotionally Stunted Fuckboys

Is This Meat Processed? Asks Customer of Smiley Fritz Log

BREAKING NEWS: Dan Andrews Resigns To Spend More Time With Family, Bill Gates & the Chinese Government

What Is Bogancore? The Unique Australian Aesthetic That Has Taken The World By Storm

French Backpacker In Critical Condition After Realising Price Of Aussie Cigarettes Wasn’t A Joke

Aussie Billionaire Donates Millions To Anti-Indigenous Voice Campaign Because He Hates Division

Local Bloke Utterly Obsessed With the Roman Empire Because He Too Would Like to Be Destroyed By Goths

Family-Orientated Business Totally Cool With Maternity Leave As Long As It’s Unpaid And You Don’t Come Back

Motorist Prepares to Be Absolutely Ripped Off, After Taking Car to Mechanic to Cute Building in Nice Part of Town

NSW Police Say They’d Love To Stop Gang Shootings But Then Who’s Gonna Shut Down All The Fun Pubs?

A Merciless Bully From Highschool Days Posts Heartwarming Words of Support for RUOK? Day

Colleague Who Was Told To Be Discreet About a Pay Rise Returns to Work Rocking a Full Head of Foils

Out of Touch Inner City Yuppy Secures $3Million To Build Homes For Domestic Violence Victims and Veterans

Girl Who’s Always Late Naively Thinks That Everyone Else Also Finds It A Quirky And Endearing Habit

Timothée Chalamet Hit With Kardashian Curse As His Points Per Game Average Drops By Nearly Half

Son Stuck In Japan Unable To Make It Home To Surprise Mum Because Alan Joyce Willingly Sold Him A Ticket To A Cancelled Flight

Meg Ryan Gives Permission For Iconic Orgasm Scene To Be Used By The Indigenous Voice Yes Campaign

No Campaign Fears Indigenous Voice To Parliament Will Bypass 7 Layers Of Well-Paid White Saviours

Resort Guest Just In Awe Of The Omelette Man’s Skills

ACT Government Becomes First State Or Territory To Implement Hamsterdam

Betoota Editor Clancy Overell Poses With His New BMW X5 Paid For By Pushing The Woke Pro-Voice Agenda

Woman Aware Why Older Couple At Bar Want To Buy Her A Drink Also Conscious Of The Cost Of Living Right Now

Dolphin’s Number One Ticket Holder Barry Gibb Arrives In Redcliffe Ahead Of Mad Monday Celebrations

“Why Should The Indigenous Get Special Treatment?” Asks Baby Boomer Who Went To University For Free And Lives Off The Sweat And Tears Of 20 Underpaid And Overworked Millennial Rental Tenants That Pay Off His Negatively Geared Property Portfolio That Was Accrued After A Lifetime Of Being Gifted Public Money Through A Comically Unfair Franking Credit System That Had Absolutely Fucked Our Economy Even Before The Entire Nation Was Ordered To Stay At Home For Three Years To Protect His Precious Lungs

Gen-Z Attempting To Emulate 1990s Still Not Doing It Properly Until They Commit To The Africa

'Help! How Do We Stop Shoplifting' Says Supermarket Duopoly That Replaced Staff With Computers

Inside: Peter Dutton's Seafood Chowder Recipe From Kitchen Cabinet

ABC Four Corners Reveal AFL Has A Problem With Homosexuality And Basically Anything Not Missionary

“Woman Are A Pillar Of Rugby Union. They Give Birth To Wallabies” Explains RA Boss Hamish

Stupid Airline Makes Out Of Touch Ad About Some Weeb Living in Japan Flying Home Business For His Mum's Birthday Like That's Normal

Matilda's Semi Final Appearance Culminating in 11 Million Aussie Viewers, Not A Bad Result At All

Local Woman Now A Submersible, Mushroom and Soccer Expert

Jetstar Advertise $109 Flights To Tokyo Providing You Leave During A Specific Week in March At 2am In 2027

Sydney Man Rocks Up To Work In City To Surf Bib, Just In Case Anyone Wasn't Aware That He Raced On Sunday

Man Who Left His Towel On The Floor Yet Again, Served Up Mushroom Risotto For Dinner

Poll Finds Dan Could Poison Dogs In Fitzroy Gardens And Voters Would Still Prefer Him Over Victorian Libs

Single Bloke Without a Mortgage Throws Up Bali As Possible Mad Monday Option Into Ressies Group Chat

Man Comes to Terms With Aging By Admitting He Likes Pistachio Flavoured Icecream

People Who Are Pretty Much Dead Want Say In Future Housing Plan

Nan Throws Out Iconic Danish Biscuit Tin in Show of Solidarity With The Matildas

Deadbeat Mate Living Off Corporate Misso’s Income Is Gonna Have To Leave Barbieland One Day

Blue-Haired Constitutional Law Expert Helps Win Support For the Voice By Branding Anyone Who Might Vote No a Stupid Redneck

Popularity Of Barbie And Matildas Proves All Women Need Is The Marketing Budget Of A Dead Rubber Origin

Joyce Apologises As New Owner Of His Mosman Mansion Finds Secret Room Full Of Stolen Luggage

Nan Needs A Lie Down After Granddaughter Explains She’s Dating And It’s Exclusive But He’s Not Her Boyfriend

"This Will Solve Our Image Problem" Says Rugby Australia's Marketing Pigeon Signing Off On RM x Wallabies Collab