All Episodes

Batman Day! 14 dark knight jokes! 16 September 2026

[No Laughter Version] Batman Day! 14 dark knight jokes! 16 September 2026

[No Laughter Version] The Mandalorian asked Little Miss Muffett what she was eating for dinner. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

The Mandalorian asked Little Miss Muffett what she was eating for dinner. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

National Tradesmen Day! A massive 106 jokes! 15 September 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Tradesmen Day! A massive 106 jokes! 15 September 2026

[No Laughter Version] Had a conversation with an Italian Jedi... (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

Had a conversation with an Italian Jedi... (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I was at the airport and saw Jeff Goldblum frantically arguing with a TSA agent. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

I was at the airport and saw Jeff Goldblum frantically arguing with a TSA agent. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

National Tradesmen Day! A massive 106 jokes! 13 September 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Tradesmen Day! A massive 106 jokes! 13 September 2026

I went to a hairdresser and asked for a cut like Tom Cruise. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I went to a hairdresser and asked for a cut like Tom Cruise. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Gym Day! 60 jokes to make you stronger! 12 September 2026

[No Laughter Version] Gym Day! 60 jokes to make you stronger! 12 September 2026

Did you hear about Willy Nelson getting hit by a car? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Did you hear about Willy Nelson getting hit by a car? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

With regret we announce that the CEO of Ricola Swiss Lozenges has passed away. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] With regret we announce that the CEO of Ricola Swiss Lozenges has passed away. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

National Grandparents Day! 38 jokes to share with your grandpa and grandma! 10 September 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Grandparents Day! 38 jokes to share with your grandpa and grandma! 10 September 2026

[No Laughter Version] When Steve left Apple, (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

When Steve left Apple, (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] German Language Day! Nein + Nein jokes for you! 09 September 2026

German Language Day! Nein + Nein jokes for you! 09 September 2026

Next time you are stuck in city traffic, blame Roxanne. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Next time you are stuck in city traffic, blame Roxanne. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

World Actors Day! 52 jokes to act like their funny! 08 September 2026

[No Laughter Version] World Actors Day! 52 jokes to act like their funny! 08 September 2026

[No Laughter Version] My son was born on a national holiday. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

My son was born on a national holiday. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I bought Spiderman pyjamas the other day. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

I bought Spiderman pyjamas the other day. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Procrastination Day! 19 jokes to waste time over! 06 September 2026

[No Laughter Version] Procrastination Day! 19 jokes to waste time over! 06 September 2026

My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] International Day of Charity! 05 September 2026

International Day of Charity! 05 September 2026

What does Harry Potter say after taking a shower? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What does Harry Potter say after taking a shower? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

National Wildlife Day! 46 nature inspired jokes! 04 September 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Wildlife Day! 46 nature inspired jokes! 04 September 2026

[No Laughter Version] Elmer Fudd was never married, (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Elmer Fudd was never married, (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

What's the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What's the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] World Beard Day! 16 dad jokes that will grow on you! 02 September 2026

World Beard Day! 16 dad jokes that will grow on you! 02 September 2026

[No Laughter Version] I don't know why people rate Excel very badly. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

I don't know why people rate Excel very badly. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

World Letter Writing Day! 23 dad jokes to write home about! 01 September 2026

[No Laughter Version] World Letter Writing Day! 23 dad jokes to write home about! 01 September 2026

[No Laughter Version] I asked the guy selling the Oak Wardrobe if it came with a portal to a fantasy realm. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

I asked the guy selling the Oak Wardrobe if it came with a portal to a fantasy realm. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Ever since I heard she passed I've been listening to Dolly non-stop at work. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Ever since I heard she passed I've been listening to Dolly non-stop at work. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Beach Day! 23 sandy dad jokes! 30 August 2026

National Beach Day! 23 sandy dad jokes! 30 August 2026

Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly lookalike contest. So did Elvis and Charlie Chaplin. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly lookalike contest. So did Elvis and Charlie Chaplin. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What did Sean Connery say after he built his bookshelf wrong? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

What did Sean Connery say after he built his bookshelf wrong? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

National Hero Day! 23 heroic dad jokes! 28 August 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Hero Day! 23 heroic dad jokes! 28 August 2026

[No Laughter Version] Actor in a GTA movie forgot his lines. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Actor in a GTA movie forgot his lines. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

National Bat Day! 15 blind dad jokes! 27 August 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Bat Day! 15 blind dad jokes! 27 August 2026

[No Laughter Version] What did the German man say when he was asked if he’d like 5 Dolly Parton impersonators to perform for him? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

What did the German man say when he was asked if he’d like 5 Dolly Parton impersonators to perform for him? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

National Dog Day! 48 "ruff" jokes! 26 August 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Dog Day! 48 "ruff" jokes! 26 August 2026

[No Laughter Version] I just heard the sad news. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

I just heard the sad news. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] At dinner, I told my date I was trying to figure out what her favorite hobby might be. She leaned in, pounded her fist on the table and yelled, “I MAKE JAM AND PUT IT IN TINY GLASS CONTAINERS!” (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

At dinner, I told my date I was trying to figure out what her favorite hobby might be. She leaned in, pounded her fist on the table and yelled, “I MAKE JAM AND PUT IT IN TINY GLASS CONTAINERS!” (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

National Knife Day! 36 cutting edge jokes! 24 August 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Knife Day! 36 cutting edge jokes! 24 August 2026

[No Laughter Version] Freddie Mercury was in the china shop. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Freddie Mercury was in the china shop. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

People are like onions... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] People are like onions... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I just picked up a bottle of that new Fred Flintstone aftershave. It’s strong stuff, you only need to use a tiny bit. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

I just picked up a bottle of that new Fred Flintstone aftershave. It’s strong stuff, you only need to use a tiny bit. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Lots of people were very frustrated trying to get a meeting with Jesus because of his busy schedule. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Lots of people were very frustrated trying to get a meeting with Jesus because of his busy schedule. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Radio Day! 16 jokes to tune in to! 20 August 2026

National Radio Day! 16 jokes to tune in to! 20 August 2026

I sent Coldplay a fruit basket full of ripe bananas. . (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I sent Coldplay a fruit basket full of ripe bananas. . (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

National Photography Day! 44 jokes to capture! 19 August 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Photography Day! 44 jokes to capture! 19 August 2026

[No Laughter Version] Bill Withers ate my last piece of cheese last night, and today, it's raining. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Bill Withers ate my last piece of cheese last night, and today, it's raining. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Couple's Day! 18 August 2026

National Couple's Day! 18 August 2026

[No Laughter Version] I’m trying to make a joke about furniture… (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

I’m trying to make a joke about furniture… (+ 18 more dad jokes!)