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[No Laughter Version] World Chocolate Day! 16 choccy dad jokes! 07 July 2026

World Chocolate Day! 16 choccy dad jokes! 07 July 2026

Cinderella got kicked off the soccer team. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Cinderella got kicked off the soccer team. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

My wife said to me You promised to stop with the Darth Vader quotes after we got married (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] My wife said to me You promised to stop with the Darth Vader quotes after we got married (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

National Bikini Day! 05 July 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Bikini Day! 05 July 2026

[No Laughter Version] Independence Day 2026! 21 jokes to celebrate liberty! 04 July 2026

Independence Day 2026! 21 jokes to celebrate liberty! 04 July 2026

I dated a girl who insisted we tear apart my Disney Pixar DVDs. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I dated a girl who insisted we tear apart my Disney Pixar DVDs. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Redneck Day! 03 July 2026

Redneck Day! 03 July 2026

World UFO Day! 02 July 2026

[No Laughter Version] World UFO Day! 02 July 2026

[No Laughter Version] I named my dog “Gilligan” because he has, well, he has a very noisy wagger!! (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

I named my dog “Gilligan” because he has, well, he has a very noisy wagger!! (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Happy Financial New Year 2026! 33 accountable dad jokes! 01 July 2026

[No Laughter Version] Happy Financial New Year 2026! 33 accountable dad jokes! 01 July 2026

[No Laughter Version] I recently started dating a woman named Hope Solo. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

I recently started dating a woman named Hope Solo. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Social Media Day! 66 re-postable dad jokes! 30 June 2026

Social Media Day! 66 re-postable dad jokes! 30 June 2026

Today I learned the movie Hereditary was named as such because of how certain things are passed thru bloodlines. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Today I learned the movie Hereditary was named as such because of how certain things are passed thru bloodlines. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

National Handshake Day! 29 June 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Handshake Day! 29 June 2026

The Argentinian football team was checking out of their hotel. All the players' rooms were neat except one. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

I like Italian food so spicy. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I like Italian food so spicy. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

I can't believe I'm making a joke about spanking Dwayne Johnson... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I can't believe I'm making a joke about spanking Dwayne Johnson... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Anyone excited about the new Christopher Nolan movie? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Anyone excited about the new Christopher Nolan movie? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Global Beatles Day! 36 jokes dedicated to the fab four! 25 June 2026

[No Laughter Version] Global Beatles Day! 36 jokes dedicated to the fab four! 25 June 2026

[No Laughter Version] Why can't you give Elsa a helium balloon? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Why can't you give Elsa a helium balloon? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] International Fairy Day! 32 fairy good dad jokes! 24 June 2026

International Fairy Day! 32 fairy good dad jokes! 24 June 2026

[No Laughter Version] Have you seen the new sequel to James and the Giant Peach with a soundtrack by Bon Jovi. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

Have you seen the new sequel to James and the Giant Peach with a soundtrack by Bon Jovi. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

National Kissing Day! 20 smooching dad jokes! 22 June 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Kissing Day! 20 smooching dad jokes! 22 June 2026

[No Laughter Version] What’s Peter Pan’s favorite restaurant? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

What’s Peter Pan’s favorite restaurant? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

Happy Father's Day 2026! 21 dad dad jokes! 21 June 2026

[No Laughter Version] Happy Father's Day 2026! 21 dad dad jokes! 21 June 2026

I don’t always roll a joint but when I do. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I don’t always roll a joint but when I do. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] World Productivity Day! 25 efficient dad jokes! 20 June 2026

World Productivity Day! 25 efficient dad jokes! 20 June 2026

[No Laughter Version] I am getting stronger with old age. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

I am getting stronger with old age. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

What did Russell Crowe say when he found out about Armie Hammer being a cannibal? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What did Russell Crowe say when he found out about Armie Hammer being a cannibal? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Fishing Day! 43 reel-y great dad jokes! 18 June 2026

National Fishing Day! 43 reel-y great dad jokes! 18 June 2026

[No Laughter Version] I’ve read one page of Lord of the Rings, every day for more than ten years… (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

I’ve read one page of Lord of the Rings, every day for more than ten years… (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] International Surfing Day! 17 June 2026

International Surfing Day! 17 June 2026

At our family reunion picnic, I told my wife it wouldn’t be the same without Grandpa. He passed away this year, and for decades he was the one keeping the flies away from the food. Now that responsibility falls to me. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

What generation was Forrest Gump? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What generation was Forrest Gump? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Over 100 years ago, two brothers announced they could fly. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Over 100 years ago, two brothers announced they could fly. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] International Bath Day! 14 June 2026

International Bath Day! 14 June 2026

I dread the day Musk's scandal comes to light. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I dread the day Musk's scandal comes to light. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do you call an Italian at the Soccer World Cup? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

What do you call an Italian at the Soccer World Cup? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Superman Day! 12 June 2026

Superman Day! 12 June 2026

What do you call a flying nun? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do you call a flying nun? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Word Corn Day! 11 June 2026

Word Corn Day! 11 June 2026

[No Laughter Version] Someone said if you had a million monkeys typing away, you would eventually get the complete works of Shakespeare. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Someone said if you had a million monkeys typing away, you would eventually get the complete works of Shakespeare. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Elvis Costello and ABBA are touring together this summer but they figured out who the headliner will be... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Elvis Costello and ABBA are touring together this summer but they figured out who the headliner will be... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Alcohol consumption is set to rise by 350% in England during the World Cup. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Alcohol consumption is set to rise by 350% in England during the World Cup. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

World Oceans Day! 34 sea faring dad jokes! 08 June 2026

[No Laughter Version] World Oceans Day! 34 sea faring dad jokes! 08 June 2026

[No Laughter Version] Austin Richard Post raps under the stage name Post Malone. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

Austin Richard Post raps under the stage name Post Malone. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] King Arthur didn't like it when a new Sultan moved into the castle next door... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

King Arthur didn't like it when a new Sultan moved into the castle next door... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Gender explained with biblical characters. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

Gender explained with biblical characters. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Donut Day! 05 June 2026

National Donut Day! 05 June 2026

I've just begun a speed-reading course, and last night I read Great Expectations in 15 seconds… (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I've just begun a speed-reading course, and last night I read Great Expectations in 15 seconds… (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Cheese Day! 04 June 2026

National Cheese Day! 04 June 2026

Please don't accept friend requests from Lizzie Borden on Facebook. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Please don't accept friend requests from Lizzie Borden on Facebook. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Egg Day! 30 egg-cellent dad jokes! 03 June 2026

National Egg Day! 30 egg-cellent dad jokes! 03 June 2026

[No Laughter Version] Bonnie Raitt went to a Mexican restaurant... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Bonnie Raitt went to a Mexican restaurant... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

I found $20 in the parking lot and thought to myself “What would Jesus do?” (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I found $20 in the parking lot and thought to myself “What would Jesus do?” (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Dinosaur Day! 30 dino-mite dad jokes! 01 June 2026

Dinosaur Day! 30 dino-mite dad jokes! 01 June 2026

[No Laughter Version] I had to delete the U2 GPS app off my phone... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

I had to delete the U2 GPS app off my phone... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Why do celebrities always use the elevator? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Why do celebrities always use the elevator? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I bought a defective inflatable bed from Linkin Park. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

I bought a defective inflatable bed from Linkin Park. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Ice cream truck pulled onto our street. I asked the driver, “Do you carry Rolexes, Timex's, or heck… even Casio's?” He looked confused and said, “Sir, respectfully... what are you talking about?” (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

Ice cream truck pulled onto our street. I asked the driver, “Do you carry Rolexes, Timex's, or heck… even Casio's?” He looked confused and said, “Sir, respectfully... what are you talking about?” (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

National Hamburger Day! 39 bun filled dad jokes! 28 May 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Hamburger Day! 39 bun filled dad jokes! 28 May 2026

[No Laughter Version] My son texted me after his dinner date last night and said, “Dad, it was great! And guess what… she’s a content creator!” (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

My son texted me after his dinner date last night and said, “Dad, it was great! And guess what… she’s a content creator!” (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Dracula Day! 26 dad jokes that Count! 26 May 2026

[No Laughter Version] Dracula Day! 26 dad jokes that Count! 26 May 2026

[No Laughter Version] Why don't spies fart in bed? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Why don't spies fart in bed? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Geek Day! 18 geek chic dad jokes! 25 May 2026

Geek Day! 18 geek chic dad jokes! 25 May 2026

Did you hear how Richie Cunningham was cheated out of his savings? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Did you hear how Richie Cunningham was cheated out of his savings? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Brother's Day! 24 May 2026

Brother's Day! 24 May 2026

When my dad walked in my room with some young guy wearing skinny jeans, eating avocado toast, I asked, “Who's this guy?” Pops grinned and said... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] When my dad walked in my room with some young guy wearing skinny jeans, eating avocado toast, I asked, “Who's this guy?” Pops grinned and said... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

I just watched a pirated movie..... (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I just watched a pirated movie..... (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Maritime Day! 50 sea-faring dad jokes! 22 May 2026

National Maritime Day! 50 sea-faring dad jokes! 22 May 2026

[No Laughter Version] Did you hear about the dentist that received an award from the American Dental Association? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Did you hear about the dentist that received an award from the American Dental Association? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] World Meditation Day! 21 self-aware dad jokes! 21 May 2026

World Meditation Day! 21 self-aware dad jokes! 21 May 2026

Did you hear about the bus full of Elvis impersonators that crashed on the way to Las Vegas? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Did you hear about the bus full of Elvis impersonators that crashed on the way to Las Vegas? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

World Bee Day! 20 May 2026

[No Laughter Version] World Bee Day! 20 May 2026

What does Lionel Ritchie wear when he's home alone? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What does Lionel Ritchie wear when he's home alone? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

How did the alternate universe Spider Man pass his driver's test? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] How did the alternate universe Spider Man pass his driver's test? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

International Museum Day! 40 curated dad jokes! 18 May 2026

[No Laughter Version] International Museum Day! 40 curated dad jokes! 18 May 2026

[No Laughter Version] Pavlov Walks Into a Hotel ... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Pavlov Walks Into a Hotel ... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Look at this picture I took with R.E.M. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Look at this picture I took with R.E.M. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Waiters and Waitresses Day! 36 dad jokes to serve!16 May 2026

National Waiters and Waitresses Day! 36 dad jokes to serve! 16 May 2026

[No Laughter Version] In Star Wars Chewbacca is called chewy; Jabba the Hut is called Jabba. What is Luke Skywalker short for? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

In Star Wars Chewbacca is called chewy; Jabba the Hut is called Jabba. What is Luke Skywalker short for? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Madame Tussauds has never completed a figure of Pat Morita as Mr. Miyagi... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Madame Tussauds has never completed a figure of Pat Morita as Mr. Miyagi... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Did you hear about the two businessmen in Vietnam who struck a mutually beneficial deal? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Did you hear about the two businessmen in Vietnam who struck a mutually beneficial deal? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Captain Kirk was going to release a line of lingerie. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Captain Kirk was going to release a line of lingerie. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Nurses Day! 12 May 2026

National Nurses Day! 12 May 2026

Captain Kirk has 3 ears. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Captain Kirk has 3 ears. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

National Technology Day! 11 May 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Technology Day! 11 May 2026

[No Laughter Version] I asked my wife is she wanted to go out to dinner tomorrow and she said yes. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

I asked my wife is she wanted to go out to dinner tomorrow and she said yes. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Mother's Day! 10 May 2026

Mother's Day! 10 May 2026

[No Laughter Version] This guy at work accused me of using outdated pop culture references. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

This guy at work accused me of using outdated pop culture references. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

What do Winnie the Pooh, Attila the Hun and Smokey the Bear have in common. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do Winnie the Pooh, Attila the Hun and Smokey the Bear have in common. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] World Golf Day! 40 dad jokes that land on the green! 08 May 2026

World Golf Day! 40 dad jokes that land on the green! 08 May 2026

[No Laughter Version] Why did Mickey go to outer space? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

Why did Mickey go to outer space? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

National Tourism Day! 28 well travelled dad jokes! 07 May 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Tourism Day! 28 well travelled dad jokes! 07 May 2026

[No Laughter Version] Do you think Timothy Dalton and Pierce Brosnan hang out? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

Do you think Timothy Dalton and Pierce Brosnan hang out? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I asked Mr. T what he thinks about these high gas prices. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

I asked Mr. T what he thinks about these high gas prices. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

National Space Day! 63 out of this world dad jokes ! 05 May 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Space Day! 63 out of this world dad jokes ! 05 May 2026

[No Laughter Version] If you’re expecting a Star Wars joke from me on May 4th. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

If you’re expecting a Star Wars joke from me on May 4th. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

I was told a car without wheels is a good investment. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I was told a car without wheels is a good investment. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I used to think rich people owned Bose music systems and the rest of us had Sony products… (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

I used to think rich people owned Bose music systems and the rest of us had Sony products… (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

There’s been considerable debate about whether you can or can’t hurry love. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] There’s been considerable debate about whether you can or can’t hurry love. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] King Arthur Day! 25 sir-prising dad jokes! 01 May 2026

King Arthur Day! 25 sir-prising dad jokes! 01 May 2026

[No Laughter Version] A couple weeks ago, I started using a thicker font in work-related emails. At first, I didn't think anyone cared, but just today, my boss came to my office to express his appreciation. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

A couple weeks ago, I started using a thicker font in work-related emails. At first, I didn't think anyone cared, but just today, my boss came to my office to express his appreciation. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Did you hear the Jolly Green Giant was fired? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Did you hear the Jolly Green Giant was fired? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] International Dance Day! 21 dad jokes to groove to! 29 April 2026

International Dance Day! 21 dad jokes to groove to! 29 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] What does Schwarzenegger say before he plays a game of chess? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What does Schwarzenegger say before he plays a game of chess? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

National Superhero Day! 69 super dad jokes! 28 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Superhero Day! 69 super dad jokes! 28 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] I'm not a huge fan of Rapunzel. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

I'm not a huge fan of Rapunzel. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey get together to make a movie. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey get together to make a movie. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Alien Day! 26 April 2026

Alien Day! 26 April 2026

I offered some performance enhancing drugs to a couple storm troopers. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I offered some performance enhancing drugs to a couple storm troopers. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

National Telephone Day! 61 dad jokes to call someone about! 25 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Telephone Day! 61 dad jokes to call someone about! 25 April 2026

What did Yoda say after seeing himself in 4K? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What did Yoda say after seeing himself in 4K? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I asked the book store owner if she knew the book about Pavlov's dogs and Shroedinger's cat. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

I asked the book store owner if she knew the book about Pavlov's dogs and Shroedinger's cat. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

National Email Day! 30 dad jokes to forward! 23 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Email Day! 30 dad jokes to forward! 23 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] How are the reviews for the new Michael Jackson biopic? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

How are the reviews for the new Michael Jackson biopic? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I didn’t trust the computer navigating my space odyssey. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

I didn’t trust the computer navigating my space odyssey. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Tea Day! 25 dad jokes to dunk! 21 April 2026

National Tea Day! 25 dad jokes to dunk! 21 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] When you need to protect your butt, you should call Thor. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

When you need to protect your butt, you should call Thor. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] These two peanuts were walking down the street in a bad neighborhood. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

These two peanuts were walking down the street in a bad neighborhood. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

National Exercise Day! 19 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Exercise Day! 19 April 2026

My custom shoemaker refused to sell me footwear he reserved for a famous actor. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] My custom shoemaker refused to sell me footwear he reserved for a famous actor. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

Who's the tallest singer in the choir? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Who's the tallest singer in the choir? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Librarian Day! 26 dad jokes that should be shelved! 16 April 2026

National Librarian Day! 26 dad jokes that should be shelved! 16 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] Now that Hungary has a new prime minister, what’s gonna happen with the old one? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Now that Hungary has a new prime minister, what’s gonna happen with the old one? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Tax Day! 15 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] Tax Day! 15 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] What do you call the spat between Trump and the Pope? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What do you call the spat between Trump and the Pope? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Gardening Day! 49 well rooted dad jokes! 14 April 2026

National Gardening Day! 49 well rooted dad jokes! 14 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] Why do they keep making such a big deal about the Straight of Hormuz? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

Why do they keep making such a big deal about the Straight of Hormuz? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do you call Big Boi and André 3000 from OutKast with a bad injury? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What do you call Big Boi and André 3000 from OutKast with a bad injury? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What did Harry Potter say when he filled up his gas tank? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What did Harry Potter say when he filled up his gas tank? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

Grand National Day! 16 dad jokes with horsepower! 11 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] Grand National Day! 16 dad jokes with horsepower! 11 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] When I was taken into surgery with a crushed hand, my wife said, “Fingers crossed! (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

When I was taken into surgery with a crushed hand, my wife said, “Fingers crossed! (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Siblings Day! 33 dad jokes to share with your brothers and sisters! 10 April 2026

National Siblings Day! 33 dad jokes to share with your brothers and sisters! 10 April 2026

Did you hear a disgruntled employee burned down the toilet paper factory? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Did you hear a disgruntled employee burned down the toilet paper factory? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

National Unicorn Day! 17 mythical dad jokes! 09 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Unicorn Day! 17 mythical dad jokes! 09 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] What did the Washingtons call each other when they were staying at the White House plantation? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What did the Washingtons call each other when they were staying at the White House plantation? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

National Zoo Lovers Day! 17 dad jokes to monkey with! 08 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Zoo Lovers Day! 17 dad jokes to monkey with! 08 April 2026

The Chinese man who invented the camera lens has passed away. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] The Chinese man who invented the camera lens has passed away. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Beer Day! Cheers to these 23 dad jokes! 07 April 2026

National Beer Day! Cheers to these 23 dad jokes! 07 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] I’m channeling my anger towards post-apocalyptic fuel-scarcity cinema. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

I’m channeling my anger towards post-apocalyptic fuel-scarcity cinema. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Army Day! March to these 49 dad jokes! 06 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] Army Day! March to these 49 dad jokes! 06 April 2026

What do you call Batman when he misses church? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do you call Batman when he misses church? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Easter 2026! 28 well-hidden easter eggs! 05 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] Easter 2026! 28 well-hidden easter eggs! 05 April 2026

Why did the Wi-Fi break up with the router? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Why did the Wi-Fi break up with the router? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

World Drummer Day! 19 jokes to count in on! 04 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] World Drummer Day! 19 jokes to count in on! 04 April 2026

Why is this time of year Arnold Schwarzenegger’s favourite? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Sure, Alexander Graham Bell was great, but I'm more impressed by the work of his brother, (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

What’s the internal temperature of a Taun Taun? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What’s the internal temperature of a Taun Taun? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National DIY Day! 23 dad jokes to repair! 01 April 2026

National DIY Day! 23 dad jokes to repair! 01 April 2026

[No Laughter Version] What do farmers wear under their shirt when they're cold? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

What do farmers wear under their shirt when they're cold? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

why is it risky to use sarcasm, puns, or dad-jokes around kleptomaniacs? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] why is it risky to use sarcasm, puns, or dad-jokes around kleptomaniacs? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Doctors' Day! 26 dad jokes cure what ails ya! 30 March 2026

National Doctors' Day! 26 dad jokes cure what ails ya! 30 March 2026

Lions would never drive drunk. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Lions would never drive drunk. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

World Piano Day! 23 low key dad jokes! 29 March 2026

[No Laughter Version] World Piano Day! 23 low key dad jokes! 29 March 2026

I just read in the news that 20 Pakistani tankers sped past Iran. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I just read in the news that 20 Pakistani tankers sped past Iran. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] MLB 2026 Opening Weekend! 39 pitcher perfect dad jokes! 28 March 2026

MLB 2026 Opening Weekend! 39 pitcher perfect dad jokes! 28 March 2026

One thing is for certain after Tiger Woods latest car crash. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] One thing is for certain after Tiger Woods latest car crash. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

World Theatre Day! 36 dad jokes that are a play on words! 27 March 2026

[No Laughter Version] World Theatre Day! 36 dad jokes that are a play on words! 27 March 2026

[No Laughter Version] why do Dwane Johnson's shoes have to be made so strong? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

why do Dwane Johnson's shoes have to be made so strong? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

Star Trek Day! Live Long and Prosper with these 54 dad jokes! 26 March 2026

[No Laughter Version] Star Trek Day! Live Long and Prosper with these 54 dad jokes! 26 March 2026

What award did the theoretical physicist receive for putting Pavlov’s dog into Schrödinger’s box? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What award did the theoretical physicist receive for putting Pavlov’s dog into Schrödinger’s box? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

National Introverts Day! 33 dad jokes to enjoy... alone... 24 March 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Introverts Day! 33 dad jokes to enjoy... alone... 24 March 2026

Paul Walker... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What website does actor Christopher Judge use when he’s job hunting? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What website does actor Christopher Judge use when he’s job hunting? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] World Meteorology Day! 43 weathered dad jokes! 23 March 2026

World Meteorology Day! 43 weathered dad jokes! 23 March 2026

[No Laughter Version] Chuck Norris kicked the bucket. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

Chuck Norris kicked the bucket. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

I recently bought lots of Beatles records. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I recently bought lots of Beatles records. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Chuck Norris didn't experience death. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Chuck Norris didn't experience death. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Poultry Day! 53 fowl dad jokes! 20 March 2026

National Poultry Day! 53 fowl dad jokes! 20 March 2026

Don’t go chasing waterfowl. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Don’t go chasing waterfowl. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What Operating System do the Eurythmics prefer to use? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What Operating System do the Eurythmics prefer to use? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Global Recycling Day! 100% recycled dad jokes here! 18 March 2026

[No Laughter Version] Global Recycling Day! 100% recycled dad jokes here! 18 March 2026

[No Laughter Version] Videos of groovy drum beats made by George W. Bush’s presidential opponent have been appearing in my social media feeds. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Videos of groovy drum beats made by George W. Bush’s presidential opponent have been appearing in my social media feeds. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What waters have the biggest impact on the price of chick peas? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

What waters have the biggest impact on the price of chick peas? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Somebody threw a beer at Donald Trump today. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Somebody threw a beer at Donald Trump today. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What does Judge Judy have for lunch every day? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What does Judge Judy have for lunch every day? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Pi / Mathematics Day! 51 irrational dad jokes! 14 March 2026

[No Laughter Version] Pi / Mathematics Day! 51 irrational dad jokes! 14 March 2026

[No Laughter Version] What’s it called when Tarzan misses his next vine and falls? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What’s it called when Tarzan misses his next vine and falls? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Uranus Day! 31 dad jokes about the big gassy giant! 13 March 2026

[No Laughter Version] Uranus Day! 31 dad jokes about the big gassy giant! 13 March 2026

How does the rock go to the bathroom? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

I recently heard about this procedure designed to improve mobility that involves bathing with bottled, sparkling water from France. I would've thought that they'd call it The Perrier Treatment but apparently I was mistaken. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] World Plumbing Day! Pipe through these 52 dad jokes! 11 March 2026

World Plumbing Day! Pipe through these 52 dad jokes! 11 March 2026

[No Laughter Version] A guy named Aladdin has been rubbing lamps for 10 years now, hoping at least one would work. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

A guy named Aladdin has been rubbing lamps for 10 years now, hoping at least one would work. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Chuck Norris Day! Celebrate the legend's 86th birthday with these roundhouse jokes! 10 March 2026

Chuck Norris Day! Celebrate the legend's 86th birthday with these roundhouse jokes! 10 March 2026

[No Laughter Version] People tell me not to put Short Skirt, Long Jacket on my Weird Al playlist. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

People tell me not to put Short Skirt, Long Jacket on my Weird Al playlist. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Panic Day! Stay Calm and listen to these 38 dad jokes! 09 March 2026

[No Laughter Version] Panic Day! Stay Calm and listen to these 38 dad jokes! 09 March 2026

[No Laughter Version] Poison Ivy. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Poison Ivy. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Cereal Day! 48 dad jokes for a great start to the morning! 07 March 2026

National Cereal Day! 48 dad jokes for a great start to the morning! 07 March 2026

[No Laughter Version] Why did Robin Hood start a website? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Why did Robin Hood start a website? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I heard the president is considering a new DHS Secretary. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

I heard the president is considering a new DHS Secretary. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Dress Day! 22 dad attired jokes! 05 March 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Dress Day! 22 dad attired jokes! 05 March 2026

Does anyone know if John Cena retired from the WWE? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Does anyone know if John Cena retired from the WWE? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] World Obesity Day! 65 heavy dad jokes! 04 March 2026

World Obesity Day! 65 heavy dad jokes! 04 March 2026

[No Laughter Version] Have you heard that song by Carly Simon about her boyfriend who had loads of burst blood vessels? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Have you heard that song by Carly Simon about her boyfriend who had loads of burst blood vessels? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

You know why I spend so much time on the treadmill? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] You know why I spend so much time on the treadmill? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Best of Breaking News Satire Shorts - February 2026

[No Laughter Version] Why was James Bond's drink so emotional after the wedding toast, but still perfectly calm. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Why was James Bond's drink so emotional after the wedding toast, but still perfectly calm. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] You mean to tell me you're a Senator who actually controls the dark side in Star Wars? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

You mean to tell me you're a Senator who actually controls the dark side in Star Wars? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

What’s a stalker and a Pokémon nerd got in common? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What’s a stalker and a Pokémon nerd got in common? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

My wife told me to stop singing I'm a Believer, or she'd leave me. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] My wife told me to stop singing I'm a Believer, or she'd leave me. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

My honey and I got lucky because we found an adults only trip to the Bahamas that was half off and lined up perfectly with our kids summer camp. As we dropped them off for camp, both kids were yelling, Goodbye! (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Luke Skywalker told his Mum he wanted to get inked to remind him of home. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Luke Skywalker told his Mum he wanted to get inked to remind him of home. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] World Bartender Day! Serve up these 28 dad jokes! 24 February 2026

World Bartender Day! Serve up these 28 dad jokes! 24 February 2026

[No Laughter Version] I spent a lot of money on original Beatles records without telling my wife. I had to throw a coat on them when she came back. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

I spent a lot of money on original Beatles records without telling my wife. I had to throw a coat on them when she came back. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] There has been a crimewave, people are stealing flowers and cooking them. I have to ask you to help. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

There has been a crimewave, people are stealing flowers and cooking them. I have to ask you to help. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Obama revealed aliens exist so Trump announced they are going to release the UFO files. People have mainly reacted that this is to distract from the Epstein files. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Obama revealed aliens exist so Trump announced they are going to release the UFO files. People have mainly reacted that this is to distract from the Epstein files. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What’s the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and Albert Einstein? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What’s the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and Albert Einstein? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

While was on the toilet this morning I made a playlist featuring my two favourite artists, Dire Straits and Chris Rea. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] While was on the toilet this morning I made a playlist featuring my two favourite artists, Dire Straits and Chris Rea. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Year of The Horse! 31 stable dad jokes! 18 February 2026

Year of The Horse! 31 stable dad jokes! 18 February 2026

Gen Alpha doesn't actually have very many slang terms compare to previous generations. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Gen Alpha doesn't actually have very many slang terms compare to previous generations. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

National Tennis Day! 21 dad jokes to court over! 17 February 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Tennis Day! 21 dad jokes to court over! 17 February 2026

My wife is threatening to leave me for never putting the toilet seat down. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] My wife is threatening to leave me for never putting the toilet seat down. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Presidents' Day 2026! 51 un-presidented dad jokes !16 February 2026

[No Laughter Version] Presidents' Day 2026! 51 un-presidented dad jokes !16 February 2026

What is Steve Carrell's favorite type of red meat? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What is Steve Carrell's favorite type of red meat? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

World Whale Day! 20 Whale-y great dad jokes! 15 February 2026

[No Laughter Version] World Whale Day! 20 Whale-y great dad jokes! 15 February 2026

Why did the tree not want to talk about Batman? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Why did the tree not want to talk about Batman? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Valentine's Day! 32 dad jokes to fall in love with! 14 February 2026

Valentine's Day! 32 dad jokes to fall in love with! 14 February 2026

[No Laughter Version] Why did the NSA whistle blower spend the entire winter in Russia? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Why did the NSA whistle blower spend the entire winter in Russia? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] How do you get 100 math teachers into a room that only fits 99? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

How do you get 100 math teachers into a room that only fits 99? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Darwin Day! 18 dad jokes to evolve your sense your humor! 12 February 2026

[No Laughter Version] Darwin Day! 18 dad jokes to evolve your sense your humor! 12 February 2026

The head of the British secret service was knighted by the king. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] The head of the British secret service was knighted by the king. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Inventor's Day! 57 ground-breaking dad jokes! 11 February 2026

National Inventor's Day! 57 ground-breaking dad jokes! 11 February 2026

Did you hear about the 17th century architect? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Teddy Day! 13 stuffed dad jokes! 10 February 2026

Teddy Day! 13 stuffed dad jokes! 10 February 2026

[No Laughter Version] I'm going to start a Star Wars cantina country band. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

I'm going to start a Star Wars cantina country band. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Why are the Dallas Cowboys America's team? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Why are the Dallas Cowboys America's team? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] World Marriage Day! 88 dad jokes for your spouse! 08 February 2026

World Marriage Day! 88 dad jokes for your spouse! 08 February 2026

I once dated and then broke up with the Invisible Woman. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I once dated and then broke up with the Invisible Woman. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I named my dog five miles. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

I named my dog five miles. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

National Chopsticks Day! 35 dad jokes with extra MSG! 06 February 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Chopsticks Day! 35 dad jokes with extra MSG! 06 February 2026

[No Laughter Version] My son said he was going to a 50 cent concert. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

My son said he was going to a 50 cent concert. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Optimist Day! 29 Dad Jokes to feel positive about! 05 February 2026

National Optimist Day! 29 Dad Jokes to feel positive about! 05 February 2026

[No Laughter Version] What did Luke Skywalker say when Chewbacca got buried under a landslide? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What did Luke Skywalker say when Chewbacca got buried under a landslide? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

If you watch The Lion King closely, (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] If you watch The Lion King closely, (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Told my wife I was going to see the doctor. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Told my wife I was going to see the doctor. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Crepe Day! 18 flat dad jokes! 02 February 2026

National Crepe Day! 18 flat dad jokes! 02 February 2026

What do vampires and Gladys Knight have in common? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do vampires and Gladys Knight have in common? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Best of Breaking News - January 2026

Never let your neighbour play Pokémon GO. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Never let your neighbour play Pokémon GO. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

I called the local theater to ask what time the Melania Trump movie was playing. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I called the local theater to ask what time the Melania Trump movie was playing. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] How do trees flirt with one another? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

How do trees flirt with one another? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What do you call Wonder Woman in her jammies? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do you call Wonder Woman in her jammies? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] International Lego Day! 29 dad jokes that just click! 28 January 2026

International Lego Day! 29 dad jokes that just click! 28 January 2026

Don't try to make a belt out of herbs. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Don't try to make a belt out of herbs. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Vacation Day! 44 jokes to pack! 27 January 2026

National Vacation Day! 44 jokes to pack! 27 January 2026

[No Laughter Version] What day do eggs hate the most? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What day do eggs hate the most? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Why is it unprofitable to play Texas Hold Em poker in a psychiatric facility? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Why is it unprofitable to play Texas Hold Em poker in a psychiatric facility? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Weather Day! 33 jokes for a rainy day! 25 January 2026

National Weather Day! 33 jokes for a rainy day! 25 January 2026

What kinda fancy footwear does Mr. Peanut wear? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What kinda fancy footwear does Mr. Peanut wear? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Three months ago, I joined a 12-step Broadway musical addiction recovery program. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Three months ago, I joined a 12-step Broadway musical addiction recovery program. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] The Death Star runs on Mac OS. Darth Vader noticed the entire system was freezing up. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

The Death Star runs on Mac OS. Darth Vader noticed the entire system was freezing up. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Where does Walmart keep their Terminator toys? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Where does Walmart keep their Terminator toys? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Why was James Bond never in the office? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Why was James Bond never in the office? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National DJ Day! Scratch these 46 dad jokes! 20 January 2026

National DJ Day! Scratch these 46 dad jokes! 20 January 2026

What do you call Jack Sparrow's fitness channel? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do you call Jack Sparrow's fitness channel? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

National Good Memory Day! 34 memorable dad jokes! 19 January 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Good Memory Day! 34 memorable dad jokes! 19 January 2026

[No Laughter Version] Before he was an actor Tom Cruise was a vampire hunter, but he got fired. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Before he was an actor Tom Cruise was a vampire hunter, but he got fired. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Why can’t Popeye’s enemies ever predict whether he’s bought spinach? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Why can’t Popeye’s enemies ever predict whether he’s bought spinach? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What is it called when Snoop Dogg wins at gambling? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

What is it called when Snoop Dogg wins at gambling? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

National Dragon Day! 24 jokes that spit fire! 16 January 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Dragon Day! 24 jokes that spit fire! 16 January 2026

What did Tom Hanks do when he was on set in the wilderness and he needed to go to the toilet? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What did Tom Hanks do when he was on set in the wilderness and he needed to go to the toilet? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Hat Day! 26 mad hatter jokes! 15 January 2026

National Hat Day! 26 mad hatter jokes! 15 January 2026

[No Laughter Version] What do Titanic and the 6th sense have in common? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

What do Titanic and the 6th sense have in common? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

It is hard to be a comedian in Germany... (+18 more dad jokes!)

Did you hear about the new comedy movie about an Internet browser that comes alive and has to protect himself from his nemesis Internet browsers who also come alive? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Did you hear about the new comedy movie about an Internet browser that comes alive and has to protect himself from his nemesis Internet browsers who also come alive? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Did you hear about the new comedy movie about an Internet browser that comes alive and has to protect himself from his nemesis Internet browsers who also come alive? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do you call a fight between Nicolas Cage and John Travolta. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

What do you call a fight between Nicolas Cage and John Travolta. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Pharmacist Day! 28 dad jokes to cure what ails ya! 12 January 2026

National Pharmacist Day! 28 dad jokes to cure what ails ya! 12 January 2026

[No Laughter Version] Who does Beyoncé call if she needs her roof repaired ? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Who does Beyoncé call if she needs her roof repaired ? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

The scarecrow was the best character in The Wizard of Oz. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] The scarecrow was the best character in The Wizard of Oz. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Why are people often confused between Titanic and The Sixth Sense? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Why are people often confused between Titanic and The Sixth Sense? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

National Dancing Day! 42 dad jokes to groove to! 09 January 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Dancing Day! 42 dad jokes to groove to! 09 January 2026

Did you hear about the new pop star sensation with the very hairy eyelids? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Did you hear about the new pop star sensation with the very hairy eyelids? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What is a fly’s least favorite piece of clothing? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What is a fly’s least favorite piece of clothing? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

National Fart Day! 42 smelly dad jokes! 07 January 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Fart Day! 42 smelly dad jokes! 07 January 2026

Its over Anakin! cried Obi-Wan, I have the high ground! (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Its over Anakin! cried Obi-Wan, I have the high ground! (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Smith Day! 41 forged dad jokes! 06 January 2026

National Smith Day! 41 forged dad jokes! 06 January 2026

I called the dentist today with a royal problem. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I called the dentist today with a royal problem. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

National Bird Day! 29 tweetable dad jokes! 05 January 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Bird Day! 29 tweetable dad jokes! 05 January 2026

[No Laughter Version] I ordered a wookiee steak. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

I ordered a wookiee steak. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Spaghetti Day! Don't go pasta these 33 dad jokes! 04 January 2026

National Spaghetti Day! Don't go pasta these 33 dad jokes! 04 January 2026

[No Laughter Version] What did Stevie Wonder say when his first wife asked for a divorce? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

What did Stevie Wonder say when his first wife asked for a divorce? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

How do you make an Impressionist sandwich? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] How do you make an Impressionist sandwich? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Best of Breaking News - December 2025

You know they say Einstein was the smartest person that ever lived. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] You know they say Einstein was the smartest person that ever lived. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] From what I heard, it seems like there is always a slip up at Times Square on December 31st. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

From what I heard, it seems like there is always a slip up at Times Square on December 31st. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] 1,001 Dad Jokes! Your Yearly Mega Extra Long Super Terrific Episode! 2025 Wrapped!

1,001 Dad Jokes! Your Yearly Mega Extra Long Super Terrific Episode! 2025 Wrapped!

Batman could tell it was spring. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Batman could tell it was spring. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

National Bacon Day! 17 crispy dad jokes! 30 December 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Bacon Day! 17 crispy dad jokes! 30 December 2025

What do you call a Green Day fan from the US? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do you call a Green Day fan from the US? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What do you get when you cross a Smurf and a cow? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do you get when you cross a Smurf and a cow? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

National Card Playing Day! A full deck of 52 dad jokes! 28 December 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Card Playing Day! A full deck of 52 dad jokes! 28 December 2025

[No Laughter Version] Aqua mans wife had a child the other day. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Aqua mans wife had a child the other day. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Visit the Zoo Day! 28 dad jokes to monkey around with! 27 December 2025

Visit the Zoo Day! 28 dad jokes to monkey around with! 27 December 2025

[No Laughter Version] Do you know why the 1st full-time female character on the original Star Trek series quit the show? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Do you know why the 1st full-time female character on the original Star Trek series quit the show? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Caesar Salad? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Caesar Salad? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

People in Dubai do not like the Flintstones…. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] People in Dubai do not like the Flintstones…. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Christmas Special! 120 dad jokes to share with your family!

Christmas Special! 120 dad jokes to share with your family!

What do you call Shrek when he’s really average and mid? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

What did Jimi Hendrix say to his amp whilst he held his guitar in front of it? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

What did Jimi Hendrix say to his amp whilst he held his guitar in front of it? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

My wife left me because of my habit of misquoting Arnold Schwarzenegger. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

My wife left me because of my habit of misquoting Arnold Schwarzenegger. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

A lady said she recognized me from the vegan lecture... (18 dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Edition] A lady said she recognized me from the vegan lecture... (18 dad jokes!)

Cookie Day! 32 crummy dad jokes! 18 December 2025

[No Laughter Version] Cookie Day! 32 crummy dad jokes! 18 December 2025

[No Laughter Version] I grew up thinking Steven Tyler had a real band… (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

I grew up thinking Steven Tyler had a real band… (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

How does Darth Vader knows what you’re getting for Christmas. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] How does Darth Vader knows what you’re getting for Christmas. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I drew Mark Hamill on my wife's forehead while she was asleep. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

I drew Mark Hamill on my wife's forehead while she was asleep. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Ariel, why do you wear seashells? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Ariel, why do you wear seashells? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Monkey Day! 14 December 2025

Monkey Day! 14 December 2025

I cannot stop reading Tolkien, but only the parts with Gollum. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I cannot stop reading Tolkien, but only the parts with Gollum. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Horse Day! 35 dad jokes to giddy up-to! 13 December 2025

[No Laughter Version] Horse Day! 35 dad jokes to giddy up-to! 13 December 2025

[No Laughter Version] I'll never forget going to the midnight premiere of the sequel of Christopher Nolan's Batman. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

I'll never forget going to the midnight premiere of the sequel of Christopher Nolan's Batman. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

National Breakup Day! 69 dad jokes to get over a lost love! 11 December 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Breakup Day! 69 dad jokes to get over a lost love! 11 December 2025

Say what you will about Die Hard, but it has the best ending for a Christmas movie. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Say what you will about Die Hard, but it has the best ending for a Christmas movie. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Nobel Prize Day! 10 December 2025

[No Laughter Version] Nobel Prize Day! 10 December 2025

I saw a guy who was arrested for dressing up as Sting. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I saw a guy who was arrested for dressing up as Sting. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Which son of a Marx brother got a job with his dad? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Which son of a Marx brother got a job with his dad? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Time Traveler Day! 26 dad jokes to take you back! 08 December 2025

Time Traveler Day! 26 dad jokes to take you back! 08 December 2025

I did my first stand-up comedy routine last week. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I did my first stand-up comedy routine last week. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

International Civil Aviation Day! 33 dad jokes that'll make you soar! 07 December 2025

[No Laughter Version] International Civil Aviation Day! 33 dad jokes that'll make you soar! 07 December 2025

[No Laughter Version] The movie “Deja Vu” died at the box office. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

The movie “Deja Vu” died at the box office. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

National Miner's Day! 37 dad jokes worth digging for! 06 December 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Miner's Day! 37 dad jokes worth digging for! 06 December 2025

[No Laughter Version] Everyone knows President Macron is terrible at making coffee. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Everyone knows President Macron is terrible at making coffee. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

National Bartender Day! Serve up these 35 dad jokes! 05 December 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Bartender Day! Serve up these 35 dad jokes! 05 December 2025

If Darth Vader always wears a mask, how does he eat? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] If Darth Vader always wears a mask, how does he eat? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Why are music videos with Bill Clinton’s VP so popular on youtube? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Why are music videos with Bill Clinton’s VP so popular on youtube? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Hug Day! 03 December 2025

National Hug Day! 03 December 2025

My wife wanted to watch a movie about the life of William Shakespeare. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] My wife wanted to watch a movie about the life of William Shakespeare. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Best of Breaking News - November 2025

My wife claims I quote Celine Dion way too much but I have no recollection of that.. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] My wife claims I quote Celine Dion way too much but I have no recollection of that.. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I heard that Pablo Escobar's hippopotami were able to use the toilet. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

I heard that Pablo Escobar's hippopotami were able to use the toilet. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] How do you wake up Lady Gaga? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

National Chocolate Day! 29 November 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Chocolate Day! 29 November 2025

Which band used to drive a truck for Quaker? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Which band used to drive a truck for Quaker? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Some people didn't like Michelle Yeoh in Wicked, (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Some people didn't like Michelle Yeoh in Wicked, (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Thanksgiving Day! 25 stuffed dad jokes! 27 November 2025

Thanksgiving Day! 25 stuffed dad jokes! 27 November 2025

[No Laughter Version] What do you call a guy sucking on a cough drop because he hurt his throat singing “Danger Zone”? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

What do you call a guy sucking on a cough drop because he hurt his throat singing “Danger Zone”? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

National Cake Day! 29 sweet dad jokes! 26 November 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Cake Day! 29 sweet dad jokes! 26 November 2025

I just bought the Snow White Lego set second hand but it only had 6 dwarves. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Small Business Day! 33 entrepreneurial dad jokes! 25 November 2025

Small Business Day! 33 entrepreneurial dad jokes! 25 November 2025

[No Laughter Version] Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson are merging. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson are merging. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Why the next James Bond should be a woman.... (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Why the next James Bond should be a woman.... (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Where does Superman buy groceries? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Where does Superman buy groceries? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Go For A Ride Day! 40 wheelie good dad jokes! 22 November 2025

Go For A Ride Day! 40 wheelie good dad jokes! 22 November 2025

[No Laughter Version] What should you say to 007 when he leaves for France? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

What should you say to 007 when he leaves for France? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

I got an email the other day telling me how to read maps backwards. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I got an email the other day telling me how to read maps backwards. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Coolio once shared a house with a group of lads who would just watch him throw two dice over and over... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Coolio once shared a house with a group of lads who would just watch him throw two dice over and over... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

World Toilet Day! These 70 jokes are a load of crap! 19 November 2025

[No Laughter Version] World Toilet Day! These 70 jokes are a load of crap! 19 November 2025

Fun fact; around 60% of people who watched The Cure live in concert... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Fun fact; around 60% of people who watched The Cure live in concert... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

If your parents don't get you the Rocky Blu-ray set you want for Christmas... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] If your parents don't get you the Rocky Blu-ray set you want for Christmas... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Student's Day! Learn these dad jokes! 17 November 2025

National Student's Day! Learn these dad jokes! 17 November 2025

Simon and Garfunkel are singing into a microphone, but why is there no sound coming out? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Simon and Garfunkel are singing into a microphone, but why is there no sound coming out? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

There aren’t very many singers in the world, but they sure have a lot of influence. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] There aren’t very many singers in the world, but they sure have a lot of influence. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Why do nuns all dress the same? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Why do nuns all dress the same? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Just got home from watching a UB40 tribute act called WD40. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Just got home from watching a UB40 tribute act called WD40. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Why did Aladdin get banned from the race? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Why did Aladdin get banned from the race? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Bono and Edge walk into the bar and the barman says, (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Bono and Edge walk into the bar and the barman says, (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

International Accounting Day! Count on these to make you groan! 10 November 2025

[No Laughter Version] International Accounting Day! Count on these to make you groan! 10 November 2025

What games would cephalopods play in the Harry Potter world? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What games would cephalopods play in the Harry Potter world? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I was trying to listen to Danger Zone, but I forgot my Spotify password. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

I was trying to listen to Danger Zone, but I forgot my Spotify password. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] My doctor has a list of donor hearts, livers, and kidneys. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

My doctor has a list of donor hearts, livers, and kidneys. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What's a couch pototo's favorite TV show in November? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What's a couch pototo's favorite TV show in November? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Ran into the headless horseman...... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Ran into the headless horseman...... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Trump placed tariffs on an island solely inhabited by penguins. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Trump placed tariffs on an island solely inhabited by penguins. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] This morning Siri said don't call me Shirley (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

This morning Siri said don't call me Shirley (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] My printers name is Bob Marley. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

My printers name is Bob Marley. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Breaking News Compilation - October 2025

[No Laughter Version] Everyone knows where the Big Apple is… (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Everyone knows where the Big Apple is… (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do you call a meat cut from a minion? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

What do you call a meat cut from a minion? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I worked the same job at SpaceX for almost 11 years. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

I worked the same job at SpaceX for almost 11 years. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

My wife wants a trial separation.... Said that she is sick and tired of me acting like a game show host... (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] My wife wants a trial separation.... Said that she is sick and tired of me acting like a game show host... (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I tried on a Harry Potter Sorting Hat. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

I tried on a Harry Potter Sorting Hat. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Scientists have discovered that boiling water successfully kills some cancers. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Scientists have discovered that boiling water successfully kills some cancers. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Here at Shakespeare's Camping Supplies, it's the season to have a big sale! (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Here at Shakespeare's Camping Supplies, it's the season to have a big sale! (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What does Harry Potter need when the laundry on the clothes line is wet? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What does Harry Potter need when the laundry on the clothes line is wet? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Johnny Depp went to Jamaica and got a slice of pie for $2.50. Went to the Bahamas and got a slice of pie for $2.25. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Johnny Depp went to Jamaica and got a slice of pie for $2.50. Went to the Bahamas and got a slice of pie for $2.25. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

If there's Jellystone Park... (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] If there's Jellystone Park... (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Gandhi, as we know, walked barefoot most of his life, which produced large callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him frail. His odd diet also gave him very bad breath. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Gandhi, as we know, walked barefoot most of his life, which produced large callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him frail. His odd diet also gave him very bad breath. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] U2 saves all their excel files under randomly generated alpha numeric characters. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

U2 saves all their excel files under randomly generated alpha numeric characters. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] There's a condition called pica, where people eat odd things. There's also a condition where people eat pokemon cards. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

There's a condition called pica, where people eat odd things. There's also a condition where people eat pokemon cards. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Twerking. (+ 12 more dad jokes!)

Twerking. (+ 12 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Why is Vladimir Putin popular in Russia? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Why is Vladimir Putin popular in Russia? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do you call a proficient witch? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What do you call a proficient witch? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

My kids asked me why I was throwing out my old Nirvana and Pearl Jam records. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] My kids asked me why I was throwing out my old Nirvana and Pearl Jam records. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

If Star Wars was Italian... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] If Star Wars was Italian... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Marvin Gaye used to keep a lamb at a vineyard. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Marvin Gaye used to keep a lamb at a vineyard. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Did you know Chuck Norris used to be addicted to fighting nuns? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Did you know Chuck Norris used to be addicted to fighting nuns? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Where do you find the toys for the Terminator movies in the toy store? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Where do you find the toys for the Terminator movies in the toy store? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

I was watching that classic Airplane movie the other day... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I was watching that classic Airplane movie the other day... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do you call a social, jovial and friendly leader of the french parliament who just lost his job? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What do you call a social, jovial and friendly leader of the french parliament who just lost his job? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Michael Stipe, from R.E.M., wearing a powdered wig, pointed at my coins. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Michael Stipe, from R.E.M., wearing a powdered wig, pointed at my coins. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I went to Taylor Swift's fancy dress party dressed as an edible ground fungus. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

I went to Taylor Swift's fancy dress party dressed as an edible ground fungus. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] A friend of mine sold his painting for enough money to open up his own delicatessen. He's kind of famous, so maybe you've heard of him? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

A friend of mine sold his painting for enough money to open up his own delicatessen. He's kind of famous, so maybe you've heard of him? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Why did LeBron leave Miami? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Why did LeBron leave Miami? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

I once sat next to a very pushy insurance salesman at a Robbie Williams gig... (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I once sat next to a very pushy insurance salesman at a Robbie Williams gig... (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Where do Frodo and Bilbo buy all their snacks? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Where do Frodo and Bilbo buy all their snacks? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I went to the cinema yesterday, and most of the other people there were either Scientologists, Jehovah's Witnesses or members of the Exclusive Brethren. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

I went to the cinema yesterday, and most of the other people there were either Scientologists, Jehovah's Witnesses or members of the Exclusive Brethren. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

what do you call two people who share a shoe? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] what do you call two people who share a shoe? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Did you hear Musk has been involved in a really drawn-out scandal? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Did you hear Musk has been involved in a really drawn-out scandal? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

What do you call a late-night host who committed a crime? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do you call a late-night host who committed a crime? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Did you know that the Olsen twins had 9 siblings? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Did you know that the Olsen twins had 9 siblings? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Why does Vladimir Putin wear a diaper? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Why does Vladimir Putin wear a diaper? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] The guitar player for Guns 'n Roses kept flirting with my wife. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

The guitar player for Guns 'n Roses kept flirting with my wife. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] When my wife claimed that the 90's didn't have good comedy, I forcefully exclaimed, What are you talking about? Seinfeld was hilarious! (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

When my wife claimed that the 90's didn't have good comedy, I forcefully exclaimed, What are you talking about? Seinfeld was hilarious! (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Someone was playing Dominic Fike's Phone Numbers. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Someone was playing Dominic Fike's Phone Numbers. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

National Singles Day! 23 September 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Singles Day! 23 September 2025

[No Laughter Version] Have you guys ever seen that old Joe Pesci movie about trigonometry? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Have you guys ever seen that old Joe Pesci movie about trigonometry? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Medieval Day! 34 Sir-prising dad jokes from Camelot! 22 September 2025

[No Laughter Version] Medieval Day! 34 Sir-prising dad jokes from Camelot! 22 September 2025

[No Laughter Version] My chiropractor has tragically passed away. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

My chiropractor has tragically passed away. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Albert Einstein was a genius. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Albert Einstein was a genius. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do you call an alligator who's a renegade? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What do you call an alligator who's a renegade? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

My neighbor Janet told me she used to drink absinthe but it caused bad indigestion and terrible gas that sounded like a motorbike. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] My neighbor Janet told me she used to drink absinthe but it caused bad indigestion and terrible gas that sounded like a motorbike. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] My chiropractor published his own music. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

My chiropractor published his own music. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Wife Appreciation Day! 19 jokes to show how you care! 17 September 2025

[No Laughter Version] Wife Appreciation Day! 19 jokes to show how you care! 17 September 2025

Batman and Robin get run over by a steamroller. What are their names now? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Batman and Robin get run over by a steamroller. What are their names now? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Do you know George Washington’s favorite music? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Do you know George Washington’s favorite music? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Tradesmen Day! Admire the handiwork of these 125 dad jokes! 15 September 2025

National Tradesmen Day! Admire the handiwork of these 125 dad jokes! 15 September 2025

What is the best way to organize disco divas? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What is the best way to organize disco divas? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] A limbo champion walked into a bar. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

A limbo champion walked into a bar. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] World Developer Day! 0x3C coding dad jokes! 13 September 2025

World Developer Day! 0x3C coding dad jokes! 13 September 2025

Picard’s favorite snack with hot Earl Grey? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Picard’s favorite snack with hot Earl Grey? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Gym Day! 98 up-lifting dad jokes! 12 September 2025

[No Laughter Version] Gym Day! 98 up-lifting dad jokes! 12 September 2025

[No Laughter Version] Today I bought a vintage record of the Beach Boys. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Today I bought a vintage record of the Beach Boys. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

There's an unauthorized five part series about the Beastie Boys coming out soon. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] There's an unauthorized five part series about the Beastie Boys coming out soon. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

National Grandparents Day! 57 old timey dad jokes! 10 September 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Grandparents Day! 57 old timey dad jokes! 10 September 2025

[No Laughter Version] Why did the pasta chef request to hear Bob Dylan on his death bed? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Why did the pasta chef request to hear Bob Dylan on his death bed? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] In Beauty and the Beast, the Beast is almost condemned to be stuck as a beast forever. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

In Beauty and the Beast, the Beast is almost condemned to be stuck as a beast forever. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] World Actors Day! 69 scripted dad jokes! 08 September 2025

World Actors Day! 69 scripted dad jokes! 08 September 2025

One of my friends invited me to go sailing with him and Sting. We are out on the boat 10 miles from shore and suddenly, we hit an iceberg and sail has a huge hole in it, and water is getting in the boat. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] One of my friends invited me to go sailing with him and Sting. We are out on the boat 10 miles from shore and suddenly, we hit an iceberg and sail has a huge hole in it, and water is getting in the boat. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Why did the Mr. Potato Head break up with the lady Potato Head? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Why did the Mr. Potato Head break up with the lady Potato Head? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] They say, Will Smith's wife wants to divorce him. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

They say, Will Smith's wife wants to divorce him. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Freddie Mercury's Birthday! Go Radio Ga Ga for these jokes! 05 September 2025

Freddie Mercury's Birthday! Go Radio Ga Ga for these jokes! 05 September 2025

My friend is dating Miss Georgia... (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] My friend is dating Miss Georgia... (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

National Wildlife Day! 56 nature inspired dad jokes! 04 September 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Wildlife Day! 56 nature inspired dad jokes! 04 September 2025

[No Laughter Version] I taught my daughter what bargain meant. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

I taught my daughter what bargain meant. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Did you hear about the new Starsky show? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

National Beard Day! 17 stubblelicious dad jokes! 02 September 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Beard Day! 17 stubblelicious dad jokes! 02 September 2025

[No Laughter Version] the original lead actor from Baywatch was sent off from a charity football match unfairly. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

the original lead actor from Baywatch was sent off from a charity football match unfairly. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

I was driving in the car with my wife listening to the radio. She asked me of all the Whitney Houston songs, which is the one that people will still listen to in 20, 30, 40 years from now. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I was driving in the car with my wife listening to the radio. She asked me of all the Whitney Houston songs, which is the one that people will still listen to in 20, 30, 40 years from now. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I streamed some 90s alternative band songs and Weird Al on Spotify. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

I streamed some 90s alternative band songs and Weird Al on Spotify. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

National Beach Day! Wave to these 27 dad jokes! 30 August 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Beach Day! Wave to these 27 dad jokes! 30 August 2025

Am I the only one confused as to why Queen’s music isn’t considered metal? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Am I the only one confused as to why Queen’s music isn’t considered metal? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I hate it when people talk about gross things.(+ 19 more dad jokes!)

I hate it when people talk about gross things. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What would you call Bruce Wayne if he were a poop? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What would you call Bruce Wayne if he were a poop? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

National Bat Day! 27 August 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Bat Day! 27 August 2025

[No Laughter Version] I met with the CEOs of Exxon and British Petroleum and we smoked pot. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

I met with the CEOs of Exxon and British Petroleum and we smoked pot. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Dog Day! 62 "ruff" dad jokes! 26 August 2025

National Dog Day! 62 "ruff" dad jokes! 26 August 2025

What’s a baby’s all-time favorite pop icon? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What’s a baby’s all-time favorite pop icon? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Conservatives in the fashion industry. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Conservatives in the fashion industry. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] All 5 of the lakes are Great, but... (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

All 5 of the lakes are Great, but... (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Barbie went to the doll factory for Christmas. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Barbie went to the doll factory for Christmas. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

You know, having a colonoscopy wasn't the worst medical procedure I've ever endured, (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] You know, having a colonoscopy wasn't the worst medical procedure I've ever endured, (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] How does a German with ciliac disease know when something is safe to eat? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

How does a German with ciliac disease know when something is safe to eat? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

National Radio Day! Tune in to these classics! 20 August 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Radio Day! Tune in to these classics! 20 August 2025

Did you know that after Voldemort died, Harry Potter could no longer speak to snakes? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Did you know that after Voldemort died, Harry Potter could no longer speak to snakes? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] World Aviation Day! Fly high with these dad jokes! 19 August 2025

World Aviation Day! Fly high with these dad jokes! 19 August 2025

Have you heard about the Mexican guy who's crazy about digital currency, but listening to him talk about it makes you sleepy like you just had a huge turkey dinner? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Have you heard about the Mexican guy who's crazy about digital currency, but listening to him talk about it makes you sleepy like you just had a huge turkey dinner? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Couple's Day! Dad jokes to make your partner groan! 18 August 2025

National Couple's Day! Dad jokes to make your partner groan! 18 August 2025

[No Laughter Version] What kind of impression did Salvador Dali receive from the public? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

What kind of impression did Salvador Dali receive from the public? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

National Thrift Shop Day! Cheap dad jokes here! 17 August 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Thrift Shop Day! Cheap dad jokes here! 17 August 2025

[No Laughter Version] What did Sia say to her film career after Music? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

What did Sia say to her film career after Music? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

The guy who threw a subway sandwich at an officer in Washington DC... (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] The guy who threw a subway sandwich at an officer in Washington DC... (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do you call it when Macaulay Culkin borrows money from Bart Simpson's Dad? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

What do you call it when Macaulay Culkin borrows money from Bart Simpson's Dad? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Yesterday I fell from a 20 step ladder. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Yesterday I fell from a 20 step ladder. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Did you hear the actor who played Bilbo in The Fellowship of the Ring has just been cast as John McClain in the 5th installment of the beloved action series? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Did you hear the actor who played Bilbo in The Fellowship of the Ring has just been cast as John McClain in the 5th installment of the beloved action series? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

I don't trust the Egyptian tourism industry. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I don't trust the Egyptian tourism industry. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

I tried to hang a picture of Diana Ross, (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I tried to hang a picture of Diana Ross, (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Skyscraper Appreciation Day! High-rise dad jokes! 10 August 2025

[No Laughter Version] Skyscraper Appreciation Day! High-rise dad jokes! 10 August 2025

[No Laughter Version] What US president was the best at networking? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

What US president was the best at networking? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Book Lovers Day! Dad jokes from the top shelf! 09 August 2025

National Book Lovers Day! Dad jokes from the top shelf! 09 August 2025

I just drove past a burning cyber truck. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I just drove past a burning cyber truck. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Bowling Day! Striking dad jokes! 08 August 2025

National Bowling Day! Striking dad jokes! 08 August 2025

There's gen X, gen, Y, gen Z... Which are Forrest Gump's people? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] There's gen X, gen, Y, gen Z... Which are Forrest Gump's people? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Where do you find a cow that’s having a really bad day? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Where do you find a cow that’s having a really bad day? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Psychic Day! Predictable Dad Jokes! 06 August 2025

Psychic Day! Predictable Dad Jokes! 06 August 2025

I heard a rumor that a former Canadian prime minister is dating Katy Perry. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I heard a rumor that a former Canadian prime minister is dating Katy Perry. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

National Oyster Day! Shucks to miss these pearls! 05 August 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Oyster Day! Shucks to miss these pearls! 05 August 2025

I once dated this girl who broke up with me because I kept incorporating Linkin Park lyrics into everything. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I once dated this girl who broke up with me because I kept incorporating Linkin Park lyrics into everything. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] International Beer Day! Raise a glass to these dad jokes! 04 August 2025

International Beer Day! Raise a glass to these dad jokes! 04 August 2025

[No Laughter Version] Fox alum Jeanine Pirro's rise to become DC's top prosecutor proves passing the bar is not enough for political office. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Fox alum Jeanine Pirro's rise to become DC's top prosecutor proves passing the bar is not enough for political office. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I asked the Michelin Man how his day went. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

I asked the Michelin Man how his day went. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

I got to take a picture with R.E.M. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I got to take a picture with R.E.M. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

My daughter got rave reviews for her performance as Joan of Arc. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] My daughter got rave reviews for her performance as Joan of Arc. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

What do Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Did you know that Sylvester Stalone has got married for the third time. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Did you know that Sylvester Stalone has got married for the third time. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] International Tiger Day! Bite into these dad jokes! 29 July 2025

International Tiger Day! Bite into these dad jokes! 29 July 2025

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Chuck Norris once threw a grenade that killed 50 people. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade that killed 50 people. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

National Scotch Day! Raise a glass to these dad jokes! 27 July 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Scotch Day! Raise a glass to these dad jokes! 27 July 2025

What does the Stormtrooper say when he discovers a systems developer from the Alliance? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Bugs turns to Elmer and says, “Is this whiskey?” (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Bugs turns to Elmer and says, “Is this whiskey?” (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

If Albert Einstein was a mountain, what one would he be? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] If Albert Einstein was a mountain, what one would he be? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Shark Week! Bite into these dad jokes! 24 July 2025

[No Laughter Version] Shark Week! Bite into these dad jokes! 24 July 2025

[No Laughter Version] Just found out that Osama bin laden was an Arsenal fan. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Just found out that Osama bin laden was an Arsenal fan. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Parents Day! 23 July 2025

National Parents Day! 23 July 2025

[No Laughter Version] Back during the pandemic, doctors tested Ozzy Osbourne's blood for a potential vaccine... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Back during the pandemic, doctors tested Ozzy Osbourne's blood for a potential vaccine... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

National Day of the Cowboy! Yee-haw to these dad jokes! 22 July 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Day of the Cowboy! Yee-haw to these dad jokes! 22 July 2025

I recently found out they don't have the real Mona Lisa in the Louvre. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I recently found out they don't have the real Mona Lisa in the Louvre. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Junk Food Day! Feast on these dad jokes! 21 July 2025

National Junk Food Day! Feast on these dad jokes! 21 July 2025

I'm thinking about starting a Coldplay tribute band. Called Blanket... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I'm thinking about starting a Coldplay tribute band. Called Blanket... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Moon Day! You'll be over the moon with these dad jokes!20 July 2025

National Moon Day! You'll be over the moon with these dad jokes! 20 July 2025

The board of Astronomer asked the CFO is the numbers are in the red yet (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] The board of Astronomer asked the CFO is the numbers are in the red yet (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

National Hot Dog Day! 19 July 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Hot Dog Day! 19 July 2025

Coldplay hasn't released a new song in years. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Coldplay hasn't released a new song in years. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Why did baseball player get fired? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Why did baseball player get fired? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I forced my daughter to spend the day watching classic 007 movies with me. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

I forced my daughter to spend the day watching classic 007 movies with me. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)