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A full bladder is the most effective alarm clock. | + 24 more...
Ghosts that haunt places must get so bored. | + 28 more...
The meaning of life is to find meaning in life | + 26 more...
A ball can technically be an infinite sided dice | + 24 more...
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 19 October 2026
One legged individuals get a great deal on socks. | + 25 more...
You can't legally prove someone isn't immortal | + 27 more...
You'll never find out what you're really best at | + 24 more...
Human beings are a humans biggest weakness | + 27 more...
A hopeless romantic is actually very hopeful | + 26 more...
Barbecue sauce is the root beer of condiments | + 25 more...
Only you know the taste of the food you've eaten. | + 26 more...
Dinosaur nuggets are made of actual dinosaurs. | + 26 more...
There is no use for Pride where there is no shame | + 28 more...
In roman numerals L is larger than XL | + 26 more...
A nudist beach can only get so crowded. | + 28 more...
A waterfall is not an object, it is an event | + 26 more...
Anatomically speaking, horses legs are essentially long fingers which is why their hooves are made of keratin, just like fingernails. | + 26 more...
Boo from Monsters, Inc. would be 25 now. | + 25 more...
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 05 October 2026
It’s cool to like cars but nerdy to like trains | + 28 more...
Chopsticks are tongs on hard mode difficulty | + 26 more...
Clouds are what make the most beautiful sunsets. | + 25 more...
First you learn to read, then you read to learn. | + 27 more...
All drivers agree that other drivers are terrible | + 24 more...
Death is only sad for the ones left living. | + 27 more...
Your butt can shoot out all states of matter. | + 28 more...
Top Shower Thoughts for the Week | 28 September 2026
Pets are the aristocrats of the animal kingdom. | + 27 more...
A ton of cars is only half a car | + 27 more...
The Tooth Fairy is struggling with wage inflation | + 25 more...
Rewatching Friends is never gonna feel the same | + 26 more...
It’s better to be pissed off than to be pissed on | + 28 more...
Autumn is nature taking it’s clothes off | + 25 more...
Warm water feels less wet than cold water | + 26 more...
People pay to make their cars quieter and louder. | + 27 more...
Torturing yourself makes for a good workout | + 27 more...
Space stations are the least stationary stations. | + 27 more...
No pay internships are a form of power abuse. | + 28 more...
You don't have to buckle your belt at the front. | + 28 more...
A sundial is technically a nuclear powered clock | + 26 more...
Your lap only exists when you’re sitting down | + 28 more...
Using a controller makes you the controller. | + 27 more...
Everybody likely has a murderer ancestor | + 25 more...
Human skin is really good at not getting stained | + 28 more...
When a person dies, their will is their loot drop | + 26 more...
There’s no off day to parenting. | + 28 more...
You never see snoopy sleep in his dog house. | + 28 more...
Nature is a battlefield that looks like a utopia. | + 26 more...
All your parts are private parts. | + 27 more...
Retirement isn't an age, it's a financial status. | + 26 more...
The tooth fairy teaches us to sell our bodies | + 26 more...
Villains are remembered longer than heroes | + 25 more...
In a way, money does grow on trees | + 26 more...
Joe Exotic is the Wish version of Steve Irwin | + 24 more...
It’s better to be pissed off than to be pissed on | + 27 more...
Left on delivered is more sad than left on read | + 25 more...
There is a word that you haven´t said yet | + 28 more...
Growing in love is better than falling in love | + 28 more...
Max Headroom was the first Vtuber | + 27 more...
It is impossible to act without self interest. | + 24 more...
At some point we just decided ghosts wear sheets | + 25 more...
Ice Cubes Float in a pool of their own Blood | + 26 more...
Maraca players shake it till they make it | + 24 more...
Alphabetical order is completely arbitrary | + 26 more...
Dreams are quite similar to AI generated videos | + 25 more...
There's no gangsta way to get out of a hammock | + 26 more...
A cyclops must have terrible depth perception. | + 24 more...
Balloons are the most impacted by Inflation. | + 24 more...
Video games are mini games in the game of life. | + 28 more...
Pools are reverse boats designed to keep land out | + 28 more...
hating france is the most french thing you can do | + 26 more...
Sparkling water tastes like TV static | + 27 more...
Peeing is more fun for males than females | + 27 more...
The cottage industry isn't a cottage industry | + 25 more...
Every state has at least one major serial killer | + 25 more...
Slim is 'good', thin is 'bad'. | + 24 more...
Trees don’t grow old, they grow big. | + 25 more...
Active volcanoes are rocks that spit other rocks. | + 24 more...
Everyone wants to get old, but not be old. | + 26 more...
Clouds are what make the most beautiful sunsets. | + 28 more...
Dragons which breathe fire cant have cavities | + 28 more...
Left on delivered is more sad than left on read | + 28 more...
All your parts are private parts. | + 28 more...
Eye drops are technically blinker fluid | + 26 more...
Hate is a lot easier to describe than Love. | + 25 more...
Fists are the most used biological weapon. | + 25 more...
A ball can technically be an infinite sided dice | + 26 more...
Gangsta rappers have to deal with the flu too. | + 28 more...
The sixties were sixty years ago | + 25 more...
You can breakfast anytime during the day. | + 26 more...
Life as a flower seems beautiful and horrifying. | + 25 more...
Every day is the worst day of someone's life. | + 27 more...
Rain sounds are loud yet give calming effect. | + 25 more...
Intimacy is being weird and unfiltered together. | + 26 more...
Having a dog makes talking to myself less weird | + 27 more...
The water we drink is older than life itself. | + 26 more...
Space is a vacuum yet the Moon is still dusty | + 25 more...
A billionaire probably has the same phone as you. | + 26 more...
Bad reviews are more helpful than good reviews. | + 27 more...