All Episodes
Dark Waters — 79 episodes
A Woman's Guide to True Crime aka Watching a thunderstorm inside the house
Dirtbags aka Spud Pickin McB*st*rds
EA Return from Hiatus aka Malak era Sith
What He Left Behind aka The Wind and Cell Block W
Burn this Night aka A basket case of chaos
Alter Ego aka Comic book nostalgia and excessive gritty reboots
Origin Story aka The socially adept introvert community
Tricks of Fortune aka ...At least buy me dinner first
King of Ashes aka Self-aware self-destruction
Negative Girl/We Hunger aka Raymond Chandler with great legs
Shadow of the Eternal Watcher aka Sticky Note Quotes
denouement aka We're all heathens down here
Dark Neon & Dirt aka Gore Vidal and Jordan Harper's Happy Endings
Dark Waters Vol. 2 aka Chaos in the comments
They All Fall the Same aka pizza place wax seal signatures
Where the Bones Lie aka Apple Crates in Pool Bars
The Specimen aka There was a very innocent blink there
The Last King of California aka On a scale of Shot Caller to L.A. Confidential....
Good-Looking Ugly aka A hot scalding shower, it's great.
Doe Run aka We're skipping the next reunion
The Mountain Mystic aka He's scared of germs, comedy ensues
A Bright and Beautiful Eternal World aka Wonka's OSHA inspection
Smoke Kings aka Just a simple 5 minute conversation
"Motel" Anthology Aka A Cowboy Jamboree Jamboree
"The One Percent" Anthology AKA For a billionaire's MMA instructor ft. the RHP crew
Everybody Knows aka McCarthy's VIP room
The Abrum Files aka Grilled cheese with only cheese
I Am AI aka The aliens might be in a reading mood
Bouchercon Aftermath & a Dark Waters Anthology
Killin’ Time in San Diego aka An eventual and expensive bar tab
The Woodkin aka Bright beacons of positivity
Nose To Tail aka Nate's Oscar speech
The Devil Himself aka Couch of Cthulhu
Breakneck aka A unique and semi glorious creature
Book Club: After the Lights Go Out aka There's only one Mike Tyson tiger thing
Narcissus aka I need NPR, not PBS godd*mmit
The Stradivarius aka Waterproof shower notebooks
Somewhere Outside Salvation aka Bowling For Soup is not an option
The Vile Thing We Created aka It's like trickle down economics, but working
It Dies With You Aka Zillenial social media norms
Book Club: Hide aka Rubber Ducky Mittens
Amphetamine Daydreams aka Flannery O'Connor face tattoos
Book Club: Nothing but Blackened Teeth aka The literary equivalent of a hate-f***
The Hangman Feeds the Jackal aka Holistic healing mummy jerky
The Monotony of Everlasting aka The shovel slow tap
The Low White Plain aka Bulldozing over the fourth wall
All the Sinners Bleed/Razorblade Tears aka Unwritten small town rules
Death at Duke's Halt aka A personal dislike of Whole Foods
The Only Good Indians aka Book Club #4
“Bruised and Battered Nevermore” aka Beware, Caution, Death
All Things Violent/Love and Other Criminal Behavior aka Schrodinger's Dating Profile
Grit. Black. Blood. aka I never said you should trust me, either
Song of the Red Squire/River Street Rhapsody aka The Dad Joke Point Scale
Living the Gimmick aka Take a Flying F*** at a Rolling Doughnut
Blood Trip aka Kill All Sense of Shame
The Maidens aka Book Club #3
God Is A Killer aka Bring on the death cults
The Paradox Twins aka We're all made of dinosaur stardust
A Therapeutic Death aka Politely, go kick rocks
Enemy of the Enemies aka I told you, I contain multitudes
Beach Body aka The Universal Trauma Quota
Dance Among the Flames/The Ninja Betrayed aka Busting the Sensationalized Ninja
Trouble No More, aka You Never Know, Sometimes You Get Desperate
Catch Up Time/Pageant Mom All Over You
Picnic in the Ruins Aka Book Club #2
Blackstoke aka John Cena on Mars
A WIP, aka, Finding Laphroaig in Indiana
"Cosmopolis" aka, Welcome to our Book Club
Children of Chicago aka Glow in the Dark Vampire Teeth
"The Vampire Priest" aka Save That For Your Therapist
"Burying the Newspaper Man" aka Spoiler Alerts and Single Manly Tears
“Prove Me Wrong” aka The Stamp of Asshole Approval
"The Next Witness" aka The Curse of the Anime Protagonist
“Tinfoils” aka Batman Isaac Newton
"Come Away to the Water" aka The Story of the Bull
E"Always the Dead" aka February Weather in 1946
EA Work in Progress aka Calm the Calamity that is your Mammaries
E“Superposition” aka So….who’s your favorite serial killer?
EIntros aka Can you read Hunter S. Thompson sober?
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