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Date Fight! — 500 episodes
S2 Ep56: 31st March: the Fox Sisters v Erik Prince
S2 Ep56: 30th March: Vincent van Gogh v Ronald Reagan
S2 Ep56: 29th March: Richard of York v Warner Baxter
S2 Ep56: 28th March: The Communards v Thomas Clarkson
S2 Ep56: 27th March: Typhoid Mary v coronavirus
S2 Ep56: 26th March: Geraldine Ferraro v Aesop
S2 Ep56: 25th March: Percy Bysshe Shelley v John Lennon
S2 Ep56: 24th March: Richard the Lionheart v Margaret Lindsay Huggins
S2 Ep56: 23rd March: Adolf Hitler v Emperor Paul I
S2 Ep56: 22nd March: Anne Hutchinson v the Massachusetts Bay Company
S2 Ep55: 20th March: Maximinus Thrax v Carl Reiner
S2 Ep55: 19th March: Robert Mugabe v Glenn Close
S2 Ep55: 21st March: Boris Johnson v Rishi Sunak
S2 Ep54: 18th March: The Tolpuddle Martyrs v The Templars
S2 Ep54: 17th March: St Patrick v The Sheep
S2 Ep54: 16th March: Abraham Lincoln v ghosts
S2 Ep54: 15th March: Julius Caesar v Penny Lancaster
S2 Ep54: 14th March: Gilbert & Sullivan v Jack Ruby
S2 Ep54: 13th March: Ronald Reagan v Uranus
S2 Ep54: 12th March: Gandhi v Graham Coxon
S2 Ep54: 11th March: John Barrowman v Elogabalus
S2 Ep54: 10th March: Robin Thicke v Maud de Lacy
S2 Ep54: 9th March: Have our heroes noticed the coronavirus yet?
S2 Ep53: 8th March: Adam Faith v women
S2 Ep53: 7th March: Ronald McDonald v a Pope
S2 Ep53: 6th March: Norman Rockwell v female cosmonauts
S2 Ep53: 5th March: Henry VII v Rosa Luxemburg
S2 Ep53: 4th March: Pennsylvania v Charlie Chaplin
S2 Ep53: 3rd March: Juan Ponce de Leon v Fatima Whitbread
S2 Ep53: 2nd March: Good King Wenceslas v Lembit Opik
S2 Ep53: 1st March: Charles I v Dominic Cummings
S2 Ep52: 28th February: Date Fight Light
S2 Ep51: 27th February: It's a whole thing
S2 Ep51: 26th February: Who likes the twenty-sixth of things?
S2 Ep51: 25th February: Late, but still brilliant
S2 Ep50: 24th February: Steve Jobs v Clement Attlee
S2 Ep50: 23rd February: Dick Turpin v Josh Gad
S2 Ep50: 22nd February: Steve Buscemi v Dolly the Sheep
S2 Ep50: 21st February: Karl Marx v Malcolm X
S2 Ep50: 20th February: Lusty toads v Patty Hearst
S2 Ep50: 19th February: Copernicus v Seal
S2 Ep50: 18th February: Molly Ringwald v John Travolta
S2 Ep50: 17th February: Bruno Giordano v Geronimo
S2 Ep50: 16th February: Richard Beeching v Ice-T
S2 Ep49: 15th February: Valentine's Boxing Day
S2 Ep49: 14th February: Happy Valentine's Day!
S2 Ep49: 13th February: Beware... Saturday the 13th!
S2 Ep49: 12th February: USS Macon v Rommel
S2 Ep49: 11th February: Nelson Mandela v The Robots
S2 Ep49: 10th February: Tom v Jerry
S2 Ep49: 9th February: Joe Pesci v Shergar
S2 Ep49: 8th February: Jack Lemmon v Peter the Great's bladder
S2 Ep49: 7th February: Only a week until Valentine's Day!
S2 Ep49: 6th February: What a day!
S2 Ep49: 5th February: Exactly the fifth day of February
S2 Ep48: 4th February: The Very 4thest of February
S2 Ep47: 3rd February: Harold Macmillan v Warwick Davis
S2 Ep46: 2nd February: RESULTS! Scratching Fanny v Punxsutawney Phil
S2 Ep45: 1st February: Edward II v Edward III
S2 Ep44: 31st January: Happy Tax Day!
S2 Ep44: 30th January: Will this month ever end?
S2 Ep44: 29th January: Finally! The 29th!
S2 Ep44: 28th January: 28th of January
S2 Ep43: 27th January: IT'S NOT MONDAY MORNING!
S2 Ep42: 26th January: "I was trying to lure you into saying how brilliant democracy was!"
S2 Ep42: 25th January: In Which We Misjudge Coronavirus
S2 Ep41: 24th January: Caligula v L. Ron Hubbard
S2 Ep41: 23rd January: Rabelais v John Hancock
S2 Ep41: 22nd January: Arthur Tooth v Walter Raleigh
S2 Ep40: 21st January: Fanny Apthorp v Rasputin
S2 Ep39: 20th January: Simon de Montfort v the Cisco Kid
S2 Ep38: 19th January: Jake Yapp v Natt Tapley
S2 Ep38: 18th January: A.A.Milne v Mel Appleby
S2 Ep38: 17th January: Charles Ponzi v The Scheme
S2 Ep38: 16th January: Lin Manuel Miranda v bees
S2 Ep38: 15th January: Captain Cook v molasses
S2 Ep37: 14th January: Elvis Presley v Uta Hagen
S2 Ep37: 13th January: Julia Louis-Dreyfus v Shonda Rhimes
S2 Ep36: 12th January: Hermann Goering v Mel C
S2 Ep35: 11th January: Pietro Bembo v Arthur Scargill
S2 Ep34: 10th January: Julius Caesar v Coco Chanel
S2 Ep33: 9th January: John F Kennedy v Susannah Yorke
S2 Ep32: 8th January: King Alfred v Terry Thomas
S2 Ep32: 7th January: Nicolas Cage v Annie-May Hayes
S2 Ep31: 6th January: Gertrude the Great v Richard II
S2 Ep31: 5th January: Thomas Bopp v Godot
S2 Ep30: 4th January: Louis Braille v Topsy the Elephant
S2 Ep30: 3rd January: Mel Gibson v Greta Thunberg
S2 Ep30: 2nd January: Winston Churchill v the Anarchists
S2 Ep30: 1st January: Verne Troyer v Betsy Ross
S2 Ep29: 31st December: Richard Madeley v Boris Yeltson
S2 Ep29: 30th December: The Duke of York v Super-Murder
S2 Ep28: 29th December: Jon Voight v Charlie Chan
S2 Ep28: 28th December: Max Hastings v the Maccabees
S2 Ep27: 27th December: Charles Darwin v Marlene Dietrich
S2 Ep27: 26th December: Ronnie Corbett v Charles Babbage
S2 Ep27: 25th December: William the Conqueror v Lord Sugar
S2 Ep27: 24th December: Lemmy v Stephanie Meyer
S2 Ep27: 23rd December: Carol Smilley v Ralph Roister Doister
S2 Ep27: 22nd December: Ladybird Johnson v Richard the Lionheart
S2 Ep26: 21st December: Elvis Presley v Roger Williams
S2 Ep26: 20th December: Richard the Lionheart v Alfred the Great
S2 Ep25: 19th December: Alfred Dreyfuss v Ronan Farrow
S2 Ep24: 18th December: Oliver Cromwell v King James I (and VI of Scotland)
S2 Ep23: 17th December: Blackbeard v Voltaire
S2 Ep23: 16th December: Jane Austen v The Brothers Grimm
S2 Ep23: 15th December: Salvador Dali v Sitting Bull
S2 Ep22: 14th December: Tycho Brahe v George Washington, the timber-toothed traitor
S2 Ep22: 13th December: Mary Todd Lincoln v Gustav LeBon
S2 Ep22: 12th December: Sammy Davis Jr v Tallulah Bankhead
S2 Ep22: 11th December: Edward VIII v Edward I
S2 Ep21: 10th December: King Birge of Sweden v Joseph Skoda
S2 Ep21: 9th December: Abraham Lincoln v Louella Parsons
S2 Ep20: 8th December: Madonna v Sinead O'Connor
S2 Ep19: 7th December: Nicole Appleton v Willa Cather
S2 Ep19: 6th December: Jefferson Davis v Roy Orbison
S2 Ep19: 5th December: Ramon Berenguer II v Christina Rosetti
S2 Ep18: 4th December: Marie Celeste v Cardinal Richelieu
S2 Ep18: 3rd December: Edwina Currie v Vladimir Putin
S2 Ep17: 2nd December: Britney Spears v the Marquis de Sade
S2 Ep17: 1st December: Charlemagne v Pope Adrian
S2 Ep16: 30th November: Thomas Jefferson v G Gordon Liddy
S2 Ep16: 29th November: Nathaniel Tapley v Erwin Schrödinger
S2 Ep16: 28th November: Isaac Newton v John Bunyan
S2 Ep16: 27th November: Anders Celsius v Alexander Dubçek
S2 Ep15: 26th November: Stephen Hopkins v Colley Cibber
S2 Ep15: 25th November: Catherine of Braganza v Malcolm the Destroyer
S2 Ep15: 24th November: Australopithecus Lucy v Hiram Maxim
S2 Ep15: 23rd November: Doctor Who v Roald Dahl
S2 Ep14: 22nd November: John F Kennedy v George Eliot
S2 Ep13: 21st November: Larry Hagman v Nando's
S2 Ep12: 20th November: Joe Biden v Caroline of Ansbach
S2 Ep12: 19th November: Nick Knowles v Mr Bean On The Moon
S2 Ep11: 18th November: Jim Jones v Notch
S2 Ep10: 17th November: Charles the Fat v St Agnes of Noel Edmonds
S2 Ep9: 16th November: Julie Andrews v Saint Margaret of Scotland
S2 Ep8: 15th November: Pirate Queen Anne Bonny v Richmal Crimpton
S2 Ep7: 14th November: Nellie Bly v Nell Gwynn
S2 Ep7: 13th November: Rosa Parks v St Augustine of Hippo
S2 Ep7: 12th November: Tim Berners-Lee v Julia Sawalha (DFC)
S2 Ep7: 11th November: Stephen Hopkins v June Whitfield
S2 Ep6: DFC 10th November: Walt Disney v Tracy Morgan
S2 Ep5: DFC 9th November: Leo Baxendale v Ed Wynn
S2 Ep4: DFC 8th November: Edmund Halley v Ken Dodd
S2 Ep3: DFC 7th November: Engelbert of Berg v Eleanor Roosevelt
S2 Ep2: DFC 6th November: Gustavus Adolphus v Nana Moon
S2 Ep1: 5th November: Jake Yapp v Natt Tapley v Lizzie Roper
S1 Ep362: 4th November: Ruth Handler v The Welsh
S1 Ep361: 3rd November: Garibaldi v Dolph Lundgren
S1 Ep360: 2nd November: Rod Hull v Ralph Fiennes
S1 Ep360: 1st November: Samuel Gregory v Yma Sumac
S1 Ep359: 31st October: Gutzon Borglum v Studs Terkel
S1 Ep358: 30th October: Nat Turner v Sarah Greene
S1 Ep357: 29th October: Sir Walter Raleigh v Fanny Brice
S1 Ep356: 28th October: Ladislaus the Posthumous v John F. Kennedy
S1 Ep355: 27th October: Emperor Constantine v Nigel Lawson
S1 Ep354: 26th October: Aethelwald v Carlo Collodi
S1 Ep353: 25th October: Ramsay Macdonald v Bob Geldof
S1 Ep352: 24th October: Queen Anne v Anita Roddick
S1 Ep351: 23rd October: Jesus v Jenkins' Ear
S1 Ep350: 22nd October: Jean-Paul Sartre v Dudley Sutton
S1 Ep349: 21st October: Nelson v Samuel Taylor Coleridge
S1 Ep348: 20th October: Dalton Trumbo v Mrs Mangel
S1 Ep347: 19th October: Hitler v bacteria
S1 Ep346: 18th October: Michael the Brave v Nicholas Culpeper
S1 Ep345: 17th October: Jake Yapp v Joan Hickson
S1 Ep344: 16th October: Augusto Pinochet v Liam Neeson
S1 Ep343: 15th October: Herman Goering v Mel Blanc
S1 Ep342: 14th October: James II v Rolf Harris
S1 Ep341: 13th October: Keir Hardie v Nana Mouskouri
S1 Ep340: Edith Cavell v Everyone
S1 Ep340: 11th October: King John v Eleanor Roosevelt
S1 Ep340: 10th October: Mrs O'Leary's cow v Edith Piaf
S1 Ep339: 9th October: Roger Williams v Ini Kamoze
S1 Ep338: 8th October: Mr Buboes v Ardal O'Hanlan
S1 Ep337: 7th October: Leon Gambetta v Edgar Allan Poe
S1 Ep336: 6th October: Queen Victoria v
S1 Ep335: 5th October: Louis the Pious v Timothy Treadwell
S1 Ep334: 4th October: Arthur Conan-Doyle v You, The Listener
S1 Ep333: 3rd October: Vercengetorix v James Herriott
S1 Ep332: 2nd October: Rod Serling v the Washington Sniper
S1 Ep331: 1st October: Mrs Beeton v Jimmy Carter
S1 Ep330: 30th September: Roberto Clemente v Fish
S1 Ep329: 29th September: Frederick II v Asterix
S1 Ep328: 28th September: General Cornwallis v William the Conqueror
S1 Ep327: 27th September: Larry Page v Sergey Brin
S1 Ep326: 26th September: Ringo Starr v Margaret Thatcher
S1 Ep325: 25th September: Erich Maria Remarque v Revenge
S1 Ep324: 24th September: Trudi Styler v Dr Seuss
S1 Ep323: 23rd September: Zeppelina Williams v Makosi Musambasi
S1 Ep322: 22nd September: Shaka Zulu v J.J. Abrams
S1 Ep321: 21st September: Caupo the Accursed v Jerry Hayes
S1 Ep320: 20th September: Magellan v Garibaldi
S1 Ep319: 19th September: Montauciel the Sheep v the Virgin Mary
S1 Ep318: 18th September: Laurence Llewelyn Bowen v Blind Willie Johnson
S1 Ep317: 17th September: Benjamin Franklin v The Littlest Hobo
S1 Ep316: 16th September: Anarchists v Wall Street
S1 Ep315: 15th September: Gilles de Rais v anything else
S1 Ep314: 14th September: President McKinley v bullets
S1 Ep313: 13th September: Phineas Gage v Lonesome George
S1 Ep313: 12th September: Gabriele D'Annunzio v tyres
S1 Ep312: 11th September: New York v Waterloo Bridge
S1 Ep311: 10th September: Henry VIII v James Martin
S1 Ep310: 9th September: Cornelius Tromp v sunshine
S1 Ep309: 8th September: Adeline van Buren v Augusta van Buren
S1 Ep308: 7th September: Louis the Stammerer v premature babies
S1 Ep307: 6th September: Ferdinand Magellan v Akira Kurosawa
S1 Ep306: 5th September: Peter the Great v booze
S1 Ep305: 4th September: Beyonce Knowles v the RAF
S1 Ep304: 3rd August: Saint Marinus v the Cocaine Grandmother
S1 Ep303: 2nd September: Great Fire of London v Great Fire of Copenhagen
S1 Ep302: 1st September: Siegfried Sassoon v John Audubon
S1 Ep302: 31st August: Jimmy Printbum v Benito Mussolini
S1 Ep301: 30th August: Lenin v Samuel Whitbread
S1 Ep300: 29th August: Mikhail Gorbachev v Lenny Henry
S1 Ep298: 28th August: Henry Hudson v Rhodes Boyson
S1 Ep297: 27th August: Bernard Cribbins v Louis Mountbatten
S1 Ep297: 26th August: Edward III v Canada
S1 Ep296: 25th August: Lion-O v Hitler
S1 Ep295: 24th August: Abbie Hoffman v Catherine de Medici
S1 Ep294: 23rd August: Charles the Fat v Sacco & Vanzetti
S1 Ep287: 22nd August: Charles the Bald v Steve McQueen
S1 Ep285: 21st August: Usain Bolt v Henry the Navigator
S1 Ep286: 20th August: Richard the Lionheart v H.P. Lovecraft
S1 Ep284: 19th August: Adolf Hitler v Atlantic salmon
S1 Ep283: 18th August: Pendle witches v Steve Biko
S1 Ep282: 17th August: Davy Crockett v Otto Stern
S1 Ep281: 16th August: Idi Amin v Ali Bongo
S1 Ep280: 15th August: Blind Jack Metcalfe v Hamburglar
S1 Ep280: 14th August: Lech Walesa v Richard O'Brien
S1 Ep279: 13th August: Nigel Farage v H.G. Wells
S1 Ep278: 12th August: Diamond Jim Brady v Joseph Lister
S1 Ep277: 11th August: Hedy Lamarr v A Substitute Teacher
S1 Ep276: 10th August: Byhrtnoth v Jeffrey Epstein
S1 Ep276: 9th August: Smokey the Bear v the Moomins
S1 Ep276: 8th August: Tycho Brahe v The Beatles
S1 Ep275: 7th August: Mata Hari v Godzilla
S1 Ep274: 6th August: Geri Halliwell v the Holy Roman Empire
S1 Ep274: 5th August: Alec Guinness v Tullia
S1 Ep272: 4th August: Meghan Markle v Marilyn Monroe
S1 Ep273: 3rd August: Hitler v Santa Claus
S1 Ep273: 2nd August: Confucius v Betsy Bloomingdale
S1 Ep271: 1st August: George I v Cilla Black
S1 Ep270: 31st July: Emilia Fox v Gore Vidal
S1 Ep269: 30th July: Richard II v Chalky Spinsters
S1 Ep268: 29th July: Margaret Thatcher v Ken Bruce
S1 Ep267: 28th July: King Raedwald v Beatrix Potter
S1 Ep266: 27th July: Hilaire Belloc v Lindy Boggs
S1 Ep265: 26th July: Clement Attlee v Daisy Greville
S1 Ep264: 25th July: Horatio Nelson v ALF
S1 Ep263: 24th July: Bosch Chat!
S1 Ep262: 23rd July: John Landis v Woody Harrelson
S1 Ep261: 22nd July: Kathy Bates v the Red Vicar of Thaxted
S1 Ep260: 21st July: Neil Armstrong v [redacted]
S1 Ep259: 20th July: Henry Ford v Amanda Holden
S1 Ep258: 19th July: Peter Pomegranate v Elizabeth Cady Stanton
S1 Ep257: 18th July: Caravaggio v Jane Austen
S1 Ep256: 17th July: Henry V v Cannon & Ball
S1 Ep255: 16th July: Orvile Redenbacher v Ann of Cleves
S1 Ep254: 15th July: Napoleon v Emmeline Pankhurst
S1 Ep253: 14th July: Not Bastille Day
S1 Ep252: 13th July: Marat v Bob Geldof
S1 Ep251: 12th June: The Filthiest Episode Ever v Humanity
S1 Ep250: 11th June: Richard Branson v Baldwin the Leper
S1 Ep249: 10th July: Nikolai Tesla v Jelly Roll Morton
S1 Ep248: 9th July: Zachary Taylor v John F Kennedy
S1 Ep247: 8th July: Vasco da Gama v Hugo Boss
S1 Ep246: 7th July: Arthur Conan Doyle v sliced bread
S1 Ep245: 6th July: Dracula v John Lennon
S1 Ep244: 5th July: Thomas Cook v Monty Python
S1 Ep243: 4th July: Thomas Jefferson v Lewis Carroll
S1 Ep242: 3rd July: The Popes v the Great Auks
S1 Ep241: 2nd July: Florence Nightingale v Mary Seacole
S1 Ep240: 1st July: Boots Poffenburger v Mollie Sugden
S1 Ep239: 30th June: Harry Blackstone Jr v Mike Tyson
S1 Ep238: 29th June: William Shakespeare v Ronnie Corbett
S1 Ep237: 28th June: Kathy Bates v Elon Musk
S1 Ep236: 27th June: Cornish pasties v Catherine Cookson
S1 Ep235: 26th June: Lavrentiy Beria v Richard Whiteley
S1 Ep234: 25th June: Sonja Sotamajor v General Custer
S1 Ep233: 24th June: Glenn Medeiros v Lucrezia Borgia
S1 Ep232: 23rd June: Edward VIII v Ganesha
S1 Ep231: 22nd June: Simon Cowell v Judy Garland
S1 Ep230: 21st June: Nicholas Rimsky-Korsokov v Prince Andrew
S1 Ep229: 20th June: Pirates v Famine
S1 Ep228: 19th June: Christopher HItchens v Terry Wogan
S1 Ep227: 18th June: Charles de Gaulle v Amelia Earhardt
S1 Ep226: 17th June: Vlad the Impaler v M.C. Escher
S1 Ep225: 16th June: James Joyce v Enoch Powell
S1 Ep224: 15th June: Nellie Melba v Chris Morris
S1 Ep223: 14th June: Henry the Lion v Charles Babbage
S1 Ep222: 13th June: John of Gaunt v Charles Lindbergh
S1 Ep221: 12th June: Medgar Evers v Billy Butlin
S1 Ep220: 11 June: Horatio Nelson v George I
S1 Ep219: 10th June: Prince Philip v Hattie McDaniel
S1 Ep218: 9th June: Margaret Thatcher v Joe McCarthy
S1 Ep217: 8th June: Kanye West v Shilpa Shetty
S1 Ep216: 7th June: Benito Mussolini v Bear Grylls
S1 Ep215: 6th June: John Paul Getty v Anne Bancroft
S1 Ep214: 5th June: Christine Keeler v Field Marshall Haig
S1 Ep213: 4th June: Billy Joel v Casanova
S1 Ep212: 3rd June: Mohammad Ali v Franz Kafka
S1 Ep211: 2nd June: Tony Hadley v Rex Harrison
S1 Ep210: 1st June: Marilyn Monroe v Paula Hitler
S1 Ep209: May 31st: Terry Waite v Carla Lane
S1 Ep208: 30th May: Joan of Arc v Antonio Banderas
S1 Ep206: 29th May: Vermeer v Herman Goering
S1 Ep207: 28th May: Space Monkeys v the Spanish Armada
S1 Ep206: 27th May: Siouxsie Sioux v Wild Bill Hickok
S1 Ep205: 26th May: Helena Bonham Carter v The Venerable Bede
S1 Ep204: 25th May: Michael Jordan v Han Solo
S1 Ep203: 24th May: Queen Victoria v Samuel Morse
S1 Ep202: 23rd May: The Dalai Lama v Heinrich Himmler
S1 Ep201: 22nd May: Naomi Campbell v Laurence Olivier
S1 Ep200: 21st May: Daniel Defoe v Nadine Dorries
S1 Ep199: 20th May: Jimmy Stewart v the Vengaboys
S1 Ep198: 19th May: Anne Boleyn v Ogden Nash
S1 Ep197: 18th May: Tina Fey v Miriam Margolyes
S1 Ep196: 17th May: Prince Charles v Frank Gorshin
S1 Ep195: 16th May: Marie Antoinette v Elliot Ness
S1 Ep194: 15th May: Emily Dickinson v Jerry Falwell
S1 Ep193: 14th May: Mark Zuckerberg v B.B. King
S1 Ep192: 13th May: St Julian of Norwich v Stevie Wonder
S1 Ep191: 12th May: Edward Lear v Florence Nightingale
S1 Ep190: 11th May: Bob Marley v Cadburys
S1 Ep189: 10th May: Rudolf Hess v Stonewall Jackson
S1 Ep188: 9th May: Edward I v Vidal Sassoon
S1 Ep187: 8th May: Maurice Sendak v Karl Marx (no, not that Karl Marx)
S1 Ep186: 7th May: Vladimir Putin v macaroni
S1 Ep185: 6th May: They Might Be Giants v Stereolab
S1 Ep184: 5th May: Mussolini v Nellie Bly
S1 Ep183: 4th May: Eric of Pomerania v Eric Sykes
S1 Ep182: 3rd May: William Walker v Douglas Carswell
S1 Ep181: 2nd May: Michael Hordern v The Belgrano
S1 Ep180: 1st May: Diocletian v Queen Victoria
S1 Ep179: 30th April: Richard III v Leslie Grantham
S1 Ep178: 29th April: Joan of Arc v Mohammad Ali
S1 Ep177: 28th April: Billy the Kid v Mussolini
S1 Ep176: 27th April: Mumtaz Mahal v Barbie
S1 Ep175: 26th April: General Franco v Melania Trump
S1 Ep174: 25th April: Ella Fitzgerald v the Queen Mum (gawd bless 'er)
S1 Ep173: 24th April: Ernest Shackleton v Shirley Maclaine
S1 Ep172: 23rd April: William Shakespeare v William Shakespeare
S1 Ep171: 22nd April: Richard Nixon v Heinrich Assman
S1 Ep170: 21st April: Haile Selassie v Tony Danza
S1 Ep169: 20th April: Oliver Cromwell v Enoch Powell
S1 Ep168: 19th April: Mae West v Belgium
S1 Ep167: 18th April: Aaarghthelbert v Evil Edna
S1 Ep166: 17th April: The Supreme Court v the most exciting story of all time!
S1 Ep165: 16th April: King Jan the Mad v Kourtney Kardashian
S1 Ep164: 15th April: Guru Nanak v Dr Johnson
S1 Ep163: 14th April: HMS Titanic v ZIP files
S1 Ep162: 13th April: Jallianwalah Bagh v Tom Hanks
S1 Ep161: 12th April: Shirley Temple v Edwin of Northumberland
S1 Ep160: 11th April: Kurt Vonnegut v the Brixton Riots
S1 Ep159: 10th April: Big Ben v the Duke of Savoy
S1 Ep158: 9th April: Dong Zhuo v Isambard Kingdom Brunel
S1 Ep157: 8th April: Kemal Ataturk v Margaret Thatcher
S1 Ep156: 7th April: Matilda v W.K. Kellogg
S1 Ep155: 6th April: ABBA v Myleene Klass
S1 Ep154: 5th April: Alexander Nevsky v the Vickers machine gun
S1 Ep153: 4th April: Piglet v Crufts
S1 Ep152: 3rd April: Woodrow Wilson v Oscar Wilde
S1 Ep151: 2nd April: General Galtieri v Ludwig Bojanus
S1 Ep150: 1st April (really!): Jesus Christ v John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester
S1 Ep149: April 1th: Richard Nixon v William Gladstone
S1 Ep148: 31st March: the Fox Sisters v Erik Prince
S1 Ep147: 30th March: Vincent van Gogh v Ronald Reagan
S1 Ep146: 29th March: Richard of York v Warner Baxter
S1 Ep145: 28th March: The Communards v Thomas Clarkson
S1 Ep144: 27th March: Typhoid Mary v coronavirus
S1 Ep143: 26th March: Geraldine Ferraro v Aesop
S1 Ep142: 25th March: Percy Bysshe Shelley v John Lennon
S1 Ep141: 24th March: Richard the Lionheart v Margaret Lindsay Huggins
S1 Ep140: 23rd March: Adolf Hitler v Emperor Paul I
S1 Ep139: 22nd March: Anne Hutchinson v
S1 Ep138: 21st March: Boris Johnson v Rishi Sunak
S1 Ep137: 20th March: Maximinus Thrax v Carl Reiner
S1 Ep136: 19th March: Robert Mugabe v Glenn Close
S1 Ep135: 18th March: The Tolpuddle Martyrs v The Templars
S1 Ep134: 17th March: St Patrick v
S1 Ep133: 16th March: Abraham Lincoln v ghosts
S1 Ep132: 15th March: Julius Caesar v Penny Lancaster
S1 Ep131: 14th March: Gilbert & Sullivan v Jack Ruby
S1 Ep130: 13th March: Ronald Reagan v Uranus
S1 Ep129: 12th March: Gandhi v Graham Coxon
S1 Ep128: 11th March: John Barrowman v Elogabalus
S1 Ep127: 10th March: Robin Thicke v Maud de Lacy
S1 Ep126: 9th March: Adam Smith v loo rolls
S1 Ep125: 8th March: Adam Faith v women
S1 Ep124: 7th March: Ronald McDonald v a Pope
S1 Ep123: 6th March: Norman Rockwell v female cosmonauts
S1 Ep122: 5th March: Henry VII v Rosa Luxemburg
S1 Ep121: 4th March: Pennsylvania v Charlie Chaplin
S1 Ep120: 3rd March: Juan Ponce de Leon v Fatima Whitbread
S1 Ep119: 2nd March: Good King Wenceslas v Lembit Opik
S1 Ep118: 1st March: RESULTS Charles I v Dominic Cummings
S1 Ep117: 29th February: Christopher Columbus v Tintin
S1 Ep116: 28th February: Zero Mostel v the Wombles
S1 Ep115: 27th February: Lord Byron v Leonard Nimoy
S1 Ep114: 26th February: Nick Leeson v S Club 7
S1 Ep113: 25th February: Joseph Stalin v Bill Paxton
S1 Ep112: 24th February: Steve Jobs v Clement Attlee
S1 Ep111: 23rd February: Dick Turpin v Josh Gad
S1 Ep110: 22nd February: Dolly The Sheep v Steve Buscemi
S1 Ep109: 21st February: Karl Marx v Malcolm X
S1 Ep108: 20th February: Lusty toads v Patty Hearst
S1 Ep107: 19th February: Nicolaus Copernicus v Seal
S1 Ep106: 18th February: Molly Ringwald v John Travolta
S1 Ep105: 17th February: Bruno Giordano v Geronimo
S1 Ep104: 16th February: Richard Beeching v Ice-T
S1 Ep103: 15th February: Christopher Columbus v Isaac Newton
S1 Ep102: 14th February: Richard II v Zoella
S1 Ep101: 13th February: Galileo Galilei v Chuck Yeager
S1 Ep100: 12th February: the USS Macon v Rommel
S1 Ep99: 11th February: Nelson Mandela v the Robots
S1 Ep98: 10th February: Garry Kasparov v Tom v Jerry
S1 Ep97: 9th February: RESULTS! Joe Pesci v Shergar
S1 Ep96: 8th February: Jack Lemmon v Peter the Great's bladder
S1 Ep95: 7th February: Charles Dickens v Hattie Jacques
S1 Ep94: 6th February: Sheryl Crow v Ms Piggy
S1 Ep93: 5th February: King Leopold II v Charlie Chaplin
S1 Ep92: 4th February: Rosa Parks v George Washington
S1 Ep91: 3rd February: Harold Macmillan v Warwick Davis
S1 Ep90: 2nd February: RESULTS! Scratching Fanny v Punxsutawney Phil
S1 Ep89: 1st February: Edward II v Edward III
S1 Ep88: 31st January: Guy Fawkes v Justin Timberlake
S1 Ep87: 30th January 2020: Oliver Cromwell's head v Dick Cheney
S1 Ep86: 29th January: Stamford Raffles v Eurovision
S1 Ep85: 28th January: Lego v Charles the Mad
S1 Ep84: 27th January: Thomas Crapper v Sir Francis Drake
S1 Ep83: 26th January: RESULTS! Maria von Trapp v Australia Day
S1 Ep82: 25th January: Coronavirus v Al Capone
S1 Ep81: 24th January: Caligula v L. Ron Hubbard
S1 Ep80: 23rd January: Flying Poo Pigs v Gorden Kaye
S1 Ep79: 22nd January: Walter Raleigh v Fanny Bullock Workman
S1 Ep78: 21st January: Laurence Fox v the Super Blood Wolf Moon
S1 Ep77: 20th January: Simon de Montfort v the Cisco Kid
S1 Ep76: 19th January: RESULTS! & Pierre-Joseph Proudhon v Tippi Hedren
S1 Ep75: 18th January: Jane Horrocks v Hugh Gaitskell
S1 Ep74: 17th January: Pope Boniface VIII v Samantha Mumba
S1 Ep73: 16th January: the Medicis v Star Wars
S1 Ep72: 15th January: Buffalo Bill Cody v Claudia Winkleman
S1 Ep71: 14th January: Colonel Tom Parker v Allen Ginsberg
S1 Ep70: 13th January: St Remigius v Shonda Rhimes
S1 Ep69: 12th January: Hermann Goering v Mel C
S1 Ep68: 11th January: Mary J Blige v Emperor Justinian
S1 Ep67: 10th January: Julius Caesar v Jared Kushner
S1 Ep66: 9th January: Joan of Arc v Ernest Shackleton
S1 Ep65: 8th January: Alfred the Great v Stephen Hawking
S1 Ep64: 7th January: Nicolas Cage v Bill Clinton
S1 Ep63: 6th January: Maria Montessori v Richard II
S1 Ep62: 5th January: Sonny Bono v Blessed Gaspar de Bono
S1 Ep61: 4th January: Craig Revel Horwood v Topsy the Elephant
S1 Ep60: 3rd January: J.R.R. Tolkein v Greta Thunberg
S1 Ep59: 2nd January: The Battle of Sidney Street v Cuba Gooding Jr
S1 Ep58: 1st January: Verne Troyer v Betsy Ross
S1 Ep57: 31st December: Donald Trump Jr v the New Willennium
S1 Ep56: 30th December: Rasputin v Tracy Ullman
S1 Ep55: 29th December: Jon Voight v Bob Monkhouse
S1 Ep54: 28th December: Stan Lee v the Maccabees
S1 Ep52: 27th December: Osip Mandelstam v Radio City Music Hall
S1 Ep53: 26th December: Aliens v Big Bird
S1 Ep51: 25th December: William the Conqueror v Dorothy Wordsworth
S1 Ep50: 24th December: Howard Hughes v the Smurfs
S1 Ep49: 23rd December: Ralph Roister Doister v Matt Baker
S1 Ep48: 22nd December: Jeffrey Archer v the Antipope
S1 Ep47: 21st December: Elvis Presley v F Scott Fitzgerald
S1 Ep46: 20th December: Richard the Lionheart v the Berlin Wall
S1 Ep45: 19th December: Robinson Crusoe v Emily Bronte
S1 Ep44: 18th December: Scientology v Kirsty MacColl
S1 Ep43: 17th December: The Wright Brothers v Turgid Voltaire
S1 Ep42: 16th December: Jane Austen v The Brothers Grimm
S1 Ep41: 15th December: Salvador Dali v Sitting Bull
S1 Ep40: 14th December: Napoleon v video games
S1 Ep39: 13th December: New Zealand v Flemish independence
S1 Ep38: 12th December: Sammy Davis Jr v Guilelmo Marconi
S1 Ep37: 11th December: Edward VIII v Edward I
S1 Ep36: 10th December: Richard Pryor v the Great Emu War
S1 Ep35: 9th December: Charlie Chaplin v conspiracy theories
S1 Ep34: 8th December: Sinead O'Connor v Bagpuss
S1 Ep33: 7th December: Napster v New King Wenceslas
S1 Ep32: 6th December: Russian women fighter aces v The Washington Monument
S1 Ep31: 5th December: Nelson Mandela v Shoeless Joe Jackson
S1 Ep30: 4th December: Cardinal Richelieu v the Marie Celeste
S1 Ep29: 3rd December: The Stars & Stripes v Ozzy Osbourne
S1 Ep28: 2nd December: Britney Spears v the Marquis de Sade
S1 Ep27: 1st December: Pope Leo III v Bette Midler
S1 Ep26: 30th November: Oscar Wilde v G Gordon Liddy
S1 Ep25: 29th November: Schroedinger's cat v the East India Company
S1 Ep24: 28th November: Margaret Thatcher v David van Day
S1 Ep23: 27th November: Ada Lovelace v inflated zebras
S1 Ep22: 26th November: Dracula v The Mummy
S1 Ep21: 25th November: Loch Ness Monster v Malcolm the Destroyer
S1 Ep20: 24th November: Frozen v Darwin
S1 Ep19: 23rd November: Doctor Who v A Different Doctor Who
S1 Ep18: 22nd November: JFK v The Templars
S1 Ep17: 21st November: Police Brutality v Nandos
S1 Ep16: 20th November 2019: The Rock v Pope Leo XIII
S1 Ep15: 19th November: Lunar Mr Bean v The Gettysburg Address