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Minute... oh wait... "it just goes on forever"

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Minute 81 - "time to wrap this production"

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Minute 80 - "that dynamic discovery that, I think, can only happen when you just pay attention and watch"

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Minute 79 - "I’ve enjoyed talking about it and manipulating so many others into talking about it as well"

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Minute 78 - "Dave merely adopted the maze. I was born in it, molded by it."

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Minute 77 - "we all have parts of us we'd like to whack off"

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Minute 76 - "It's Rob in the center of the maze, knowing everything, and it's you and me slowly working our way, like, blind. We're all Bird Boxing right now."

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Minute 75 - "when you've set out to do something, and then you've done it, and you should feel good"

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Minute 74 - "I want to know if there is someone on death row who will not be needing their hand soon"

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Minute 73 - "Hello, I'm Harold Gore. And, I'm Ira Viscera. Have you been in an accident?"

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Minute 72 - "The maze is collapsing, the eagles are approaching, Clementine is walking away, Rita is reaching for the alarm clock, Anakin is saying goodbye to the son he never knew."

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Minute 71 - "you couldn't even sharpen a toilet roll"

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Minute 70 - "It is not a look of satisfaction and joy. It's not the same that he has."

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Minute 69 - "but I've never seen a cardboard maze that was as effective as this one was"

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Minute 68 - "Does the paper go over the top or underneath? People will die on that hill."

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Minute 67 - "you think it's, uh, Urbaniak that did it with his wife?"

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Minute 66 - "both hands are left, and this hand is now... it's part of the maze"

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Minute 65 - "like he is a ronin that we just didn't know about"

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Minute 64 - "then the 'minotrois' is remanifested by a girl"

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Minute 63 - "What if I put my problems in a box?"

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Minute 62 - "I believe Annie--she might be like a girl scout 'cause she sooo prepared, just sooo prepared... for everything!"

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Minute 61 - "You can't fish for Jesus with a hole that small."

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Minute 60 - "murder something just to make some sense of life"

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Minute 59 - "there's cheese in it but I don't think it's of the dairy variety, if you know what I'm sayin"

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Minute 58 - "just carry a flamethrower in every situation"

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Minute 57 - "some sort of gonzo, out-there, dream, nightmare, Freddy Krueger scenario"

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Minute 56 - "every puppet I've ever seen that looks like this has never tried to murder me"

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Minute 55 - "I want to be Eiffel Towered by Bill Clinton and Richard Nixon"

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Minute 54 - "Pizza's good. I don't know if it's a critical part of the film."

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Minute 53 - "if I could just sit down for a rewrite..."

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Minute 52 - "I think this is all just a very elaborate group therapy session"

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Minute 51 - "the exit sign that says enter"

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Minute 50 - "stakes are too high for life to be eyerolling through it"

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Minute 49 - "the opportunity for a MacGyver joke"

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Minute 48 - "manslaughter or no"

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Minute 47 - "What was I doing? What time is it? Where am I?"

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Minute 46 - "it definitely reminds me of, like, a therapy session"

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Minute 45 - "Why are there traps? I have so many questions."

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Minute 44 - "the giant glowing blue cardboard vagina was a red herring"

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Minute 43 - "these guys are comic relief"

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Minute 42 - "saying that out loud just now makes me rethink all of my decisions"

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Minute 41 - "I think this is like driving myself mad"

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Minute 40 - "quite possibly the most confusing minute that I've ever watched"

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Minute 39 - "maybe her yarn just hasn't been unrolled far enough"

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Minute 38 - "she's gonna lose more yarn if he lets anyone else bleed"

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Minute 37 - "and hooks up with the bull, as one does"

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Minute 36 - "never got any Flemish tourists killed"

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Minute 35 - "I've seen similar looks many times from my ex-wife"

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Minute 34 - "I didn't do enough drugs before we started recording"

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Minute 33 - "we digression the hell outta stuff"

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Minute 32 - "things are happening outside the minutes"

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Minute 31 - "I still don't know what I've just seen"

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Minute 30 - "I need all of you to leave me alone"

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Minute 29 - "and we're already off the rails"

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Minute 28 - "he is an adorable agent of chaos"

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Minute 27 - "glazed-over cardboard eyes"

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Minute 26 - "a lot of strange stuff happens in this movie"

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Minute 25 - "if you had to choose pick between nooks and crannies"

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Minute 24 - "this very sort of Goonies vibe going on"

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Minute 23 - "I kinda thought he was gonna go with the Michael Jackson reference"

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Minute 22 - "Do not google Robert Black"

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Minute 21 - "what kind of artwork would he make?"

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Minute 20 - "the antics are starting to wear out"

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Minute 19 - "smiling, when he's interacting with a human"

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Minute 18 - "a third dimension of cardboard"

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Minute 17 - "he has to do some of the dirty work himself"

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Minute 16 - "beard man's behavior seems a little unrealistic here"

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Minute 15 - "this is the best minute ever"

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Minute 14 - "this is a man who is speaking his truth"

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Minute 13 - "I don't know if that's breaking any laws of fashion"

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Minute 12 - "if he's as mysterious as this movie, he's watching us"

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Minute 11 (v2) - "This isn't a movie about corn"

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Minute 11 (v1) - "This is kinda like Scooby Doo"

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Minute 10 - "everyone seems remarkably calm for what's going on here"

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Minute 9 - "one twist in the wrong direction"

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Minute 8 - "we're having two different experiences now"

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Minute 7 - "a guy who builds a cardboard fort in his living room is not going to care about shoes"

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Minute 6 - "this person has problems in a big bad way"

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Minute 5 - "we're doing a weird B.F. Skinner psychology experiment"

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Minute 4 - "you may not know what's going on, end to end, anyway"

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Minute 3 - "trying to finish building the thing we were shooting next"

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Minute 2 - "in such a beautifully, janky, wobbly, half-assed, cardboard, hand-built way"

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Minute 1 - "the audience is the fifth Beatle"

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Minute 0 - "for the podcast you are about to hear"

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