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Dave Made a Minute — 85 episodes
Minute... oh wait... "it just goes on forever"
EMinute 81 - "time to wrap this production"
EMinute 80 - "that dynamic discovery that, I think, can only happen when you just pay attention and watch"
EMinute 79 - "I’ve enjoyed talking about it and manipulating so many others into talking about it as well"
EMinute 78 - "Dave merely adopted the maze. I was born in it, molded by it."
EMinute 77 - "we all have parts of us we'd like to whack off"
EMinute 76 - "It's Rob in the center of the maze, knowing everything, and it's you and me slowly working our way, like, blind. We're all Bird Boxing right now."
EMinute 75 - "when you've set out to do something, and then you've done it, and you should feel good"
EMinute 74 - "I want to know if there is someone on death row who will not be needing their hand soon"
EMinute 73 - "Hello, I'm Harold Gore. And, I'm Ira Viscera. Have you been in an accident?"
EMinute 72 - "The maze is collapsing, the eagles are approaching, Clementine is walking away, Rita is reaching for the alarm clock, Anakin is saying goodbye to the son he never knew."
EMinute 71 - "you couldn't even sharpen a toilet roll"
EMinute 70 - "It is not a look of satisfaction and joy. It's not the same that he has."
EMinute 69 - "but I've never seen a cardboard maze that was as effective as this one was"
EMinute 68 - "Does the paper go over the top or underneath? People will die on that hill."
EMinute 67 - "you think it's, uh, Urbaniak that did it with his wife?"
EMinute 66 - "both hands are left, and this hand is now... it's part of the maze"
EMinute 65 - "like he is a ronin that we just didn't know about"
EMinute 64 - "then the 'minotrois' is remanifested by a girl"
EMinute 63 - "What if I put my problems in a box?"
EMinute 62 - "I believe Annie--she might be like a girl scout 'cause she sooo prepared, just sooo prepared... for everything!"
EMinute 61 - "You can't fish for Jesus with a hole that small."
EMinute 60 - "murder something just to make some sense of life"
EMinute 59 - "there's cheese in it but I don't think it's of the dairy variety, if you know what I'm sayin"
EMinute 58 - "just carry a flamethrower in every situation"
EMinute 57 - "some sort of gonzo, out-there, dream, nightmare, Freddy Krueger scenario"
EMinute 56 - "every puppet I've ever seen that looks like this has never tried to murder me"
EMinute 55 - "I want to be Eiffel Towered by Bill Clinton and Richard Nixon"
EMinute 54 - "Pizza's good. I don't know if it's a critical part of the film."
EMinute 53 - "if I could just sit down for a rewrite..."
EMinute 52 - "I think this is all just a very elaborate group therapy session"
EMinute 51 - "the exit sign that says enter"
EMinute 50 - "stakes are too high for life to be eyerolling through it"
EMinute 49 - "the opportunity for a MacGyver joke"
EMinute 48 - "manslaughter or no"
EMinute 47 - "What was I doing? What time is it? Where am I?"
EMinute 46 - "it definitely reminds me of, like, a therapy session"
EMinute 45 - "Why are there traps? I have so many questions."
EMinute 44 - "the giant glowing blue cardboard vagina was a red herring"
EMinute 43 - "these guys are comic relief"
EMinute 42 - "saying that out loud just now makes me rethink all of my decisions"
EMinute 41 - "I think this is like driving myself mad"
EMinute 40 - "quite possibly the most confusing minute that I've ever watched"
EMinute 39 - "maybe her yarn just hasn't been unrolled far enough"
EMinute 38 - "she's gonna lose more yarn if he lets anyone else bleed"
EMinute 37 - "and hooks up with the bull, as one does"
EMinute 36 - "never got any Flemish tourists killed"
EMinute 35 - "I've seen similar looks many times from my ex-wife"
EMinute 34 - "I didn't do enough drugs before we started recording"
EMinute 33 - "we digression the hell outta stuff"
EMinute 32 - "things are happening outside the minutes"
EMinute 31 - "I still don't know what I've just seen"
EMinute 30 - "I need all of you to leave me alone"
EMinute 29 - "and we're already off the rails"
EMinute 28 - "he is an adorable agent of chaos"
EMinute 27 - "glazed-over cardboard eyes"
EMinute 26 - "a lot of strange stuff happens in this movie"
EMinute 25 - "if you had to choose pick between nooks and crannies"
EMinute 24 - "this very sort of Goonies vibe going on"
EMinute 23 - "I kinda thought he was gonna go with the Michael Jackson reference"
EMinute 22 - "Do not google Robert Black"
EMinute 21 - "what kind of artwork would he make?"
EMinute 20 - "the antics are starting to wear out"
EMinute 19 - "smiling, when he's interacting with a human"
EMinute 18 - "a third dimension of cardboard"
EMinute 17 - "he has to do some of the dirty work himself"
EMinute 16 - "beard man's behavior seems a little unrealistic here"
EMinute 15 - "this is the best minute ever"
EMinute 14 - "this is a man who is speaking his truth"
EMinute 13 - "I don't know if that's breaking any laws of fashion"
EMinute 12 - "if he's as mysterious as this movie, he's watching us"
EMinute 11 (v2) - "This isn't a movie about corn"
EMinute 11 (v1) - "This is kinda like Scooby Doo"
EMinute 10 - "everyone seems remarkably calm for what's going on here"
EMinute 9 - "one twist in the wrong direction"
EMinute 8 - "we're having two different experiences now"
EMinute 7 - "a guy who builds a cardboard fort in his living room is not going to care about shoes"
EMinute 6 - "this person has problems in a big bad way"
EMinute 5 - "we're doing a weird B.F. Skinner psychology experiment"
EMinute 4 - "you may not know what's going on, end to end, anyway"
EMinute 3 - "trying to finish building the thing we were shooting next"
EMinute 2 - "in such a beautifully, janky, wobbly, half-assed, cardboard, hand-built way"
EMinute 1 - "the audience is the fifth Beatle"
EMinute 0 - "for the podcast you are about to hear"
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