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Dave Ryan Show's Minnesota Goodbye — 1000 episodes
Things & Life
Recipe for Life
No Time
Good Times
What Are They Gonna Do... Fire Me?
Whore House
Killer Bees
Life is Expensive
Burnsville IHOP
Butt Stink
Luck
Rack City Bitch
I Could Have Eaten That!
Coin Flip
Do You Know Dave Ryan?
Penile Disenlargement
Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow
Marriage D**k
Step Away From The Taquitos
Happy Waffle Day!
Know Your Girth
The Phone Nook
Lewis & Clark
Money Hole
Sexual Theatre
The Forgettable One
Suckered
Well That Was Awkward
Eight Parties
Cling To My Wing
Dirty Dirty Mozart
Baby Cryin'
Buggy Booty
Small Talk
An Airplane with One Testicle
Delta Skymiles
Windows 95
"Health Expert"
White Noise
Catching Print
Write A Word, Get a Third
Enough Plots
Mr. Slate
Green Beer
Am I Off?
Invest in Talent
Unfathomable
Crap In The Yard
Adiabatic
Pouff Thing
Lymph Node Fee
Tooth Hurty
Where's Dave?
Fine AF
Garbage Habits
Young & Dumb
Full Blown Sinner
My Flabbers Were Gasted
Monster Came Out of Nowhere
Jam It Into Neutral
The Lindbergh Kidnapping
KDWB Gave Me Gout
Discovered, Not Announced
Nose Blind
Didja Fall In?
The Joke Maker
Idiot M.D.
Endsay Ouryay Mailseay
Stop It Uh
Uber-Bowl
On the Fritz
Thick, Juicy, and Wet
S**t Sucker
---- Club Member
Cold Spit on a Sandwich
Another Day, Another Slay
Boat in the Driveway
Right Place Right Time
The Rage
Falls Right Out
Coldest Day
Elephant Will Be Alright
Billy Bob Bodene
Hit N Run
Giant C**K
Push Out The Dome
Little Asshole
Son Born
Whisker Biscuit
Dave Ryan After Hours
180 Degrees
Cross Eyed Bear
Can You Play That One Record?
A Shoving Match
Keep Your White People Sh*t
Walmartification
Negotiating Power
The Limp Lifter
Kiss On The Lips
Nipple Time
Hungry or Horny
Meeting You Too Was Nice
Put On A Coat!
Vamoose, You Child
F*ck That Noise
MN Goodbye LIVE from the Skyroom!
Bring Me My F*cking Figgy Pudding
You'd Make Such a Pretty Girl
Slide It Up
Experience > Things
Red Heads are H-A-W-T
Bernie's in the Litter Box!
Rules of the Live Pod
Exam At The Bus Station
Bless & Release
Am I The Idiot?
Bitter Old Queen
I'm So Famous
Naked Neighbor
World's Most Impossible Pushup
Treasured Not Tolerated
Didja Fall In?
Fart Comfort
Surf & Turf
Dave Ryan Needs To Go
Clarifying Cow's Ass
Real, Fun, Attitude
Think of Me
Pure Love
It's Trick or Treaty!
I Can Be Your Zero
Take That F*cking Trip!
Dried Up
Benihana
I'll Show You Mine
Boner World
Look At My Right Hand
Exposure Therapy
Insider Knowledge
Butt Hook
Why Can't We Be Friends
Man About Town
30 Before 30
Of Course!
Table Topics
Crippling Fame
Sarah
Rapid Fire
Fat Old Bitch
Are You On Your Period?
Gratitude is an Attitude
Thanks For The Gift
True Colors
Poop Em Out
Eye-Yawn-Two
Ultimate Power
Temptation Trailer
The Girlfriend
First Class
Bless You
In Perpetuity
Bee Boo Boppin'
My Girlfriend I Adopted
Oatmeal Jesus
Ham Salad
Six Cry Emojis
Daddy Issues
Who Farted?
Reykjavík
Cookie Crumbles
Dandelion Wine
Do The Squirrels Come In?
Lookalike
Fritos & Turnip Greens
Suck It, Betty
Old Bitch
A Little Hoarse
Try Something New
People Are Batsh*t
FAKE
Was I Snoring?
Record Scratch
Do It Alone
Pen15
Big Booby Pic
I Love Boobs
Brittle Toes
A Little Poke
AI Nightmare
For The Bit
Where Help Happens
In The Words of Whitney Houston...
Party Hot Girl Lifestyle
Bits & Pranks
Time Crunch
Have You Ever?
Start Sending Nudes
Emperor's New Clothes
It's Just Life
Shaq Hands
No Girls Around
Dip Dip
Quality Erections
Daddy Needs a Snack
Perk @ Work
Sweet Cheeks
Could They Be A Doctor?
Long ASS Time
Waygu
Onto Farting
Cheesy
That's The Tea
Just Do It
Get Dat D
The Netflix Button
Here I Am In Normandy, France
Spilled Glop
I Hope Your Business Fails
It's A Truck, Not a Toy
In Memoriam....
The Bernie Tails
Eccentricity
Boob O' Meter
Jorgen Borgen
Porm
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
You'll Never Walk Alone
I Shipped My Pants
Butthole Stories
Horned Up
God Forbid
Give You A Swirlie
Vacation Brain
F**k Your Momma
Growth Comes From Struggle
Freeloader
Vacation All I Ever Wanted
Easter Butter
Dime Off Trivia
Ew Yuck Not That Again
Boo Hoo Hooooo
Speaking of Nuts
Let's All Fart in a Bucket
Ducks Unlimited
Leave, Get Out
Staring at the Gym
Frolic & Be Happy
A Dry Heat
The Ending is Good
Mike's Hot
Focus Group of One
Naughty Tuesday
Excaliber
Paging Dr. Beat
45 to Death
Jeeze Louise
Rile Up The Huskies
Booty
The Thin Air
I Love The B*tch
Bladder Walls
Please Don't Say My Name
I Did A Thing...
The Dream
Keep the Memory Alive
Slow Down, Family First
Axe Forgets, Tree Remembers
WLOL
KBUTT
The Final One
Bumblef*ck, WI
I'm Such Good Acting
Catch Me Near A McDonald's
Hot New Beaus
Paper Route
Youtube University
It's a JOKE!
Gullible on the Ceiling
Livin' in Minnesota
Smuggling Teenagers
Sh*t & Stuff
Porta Potties
The Whig Party
Slather Me in Banana Pudding
Niche Audience
Subservients
Lil Ish
Burt Ward's Hog
Scrawny Lil Body
Throw Down to Uptown Funk
Fish Porn
I Get It Now
Follow Your Talent
Big Ol' Paws
Baby's Got an Odor
Bougie Money
Jenny Newtonberger
Girl Heavy
Taxi to Tango
That's Filthy!
I Do Magic
Was That A Dream?
Influencer 101
Lay the Pipe
You Walk Funny
If It Makes You Happy
Dave's IMDB
Mum on the Subject
Pap Schmear
Bon Appetit
Get A Library Card
Eff Ball
The Booger & Peanut Show
Farmers Blow
Just Show Up
Ghost 'Em!
Makeup for Men
A Little Tacky
The Long Story
I Admire You
Field Trip!
Hungry Hungry Hippos
Room Mother
Pinch to Grow an Inch
Sketchy
Justice for Vont
How to Pick Up a Duck
Burbling Snot
Compendium
Identity Theft!
Kiss Marry Ignore
Cute Monkey
Do Sh*t While You're Young
Where's the Luuuube?
Not Punched, Struck
Warm Pee Cool Whip Container
See You Next Year!
Urban Legend
At the Copa
Maid of Honor
Straight from the Tap
Get Your Mouth on the Mic
Toasty Oasty Warm
Gifted Pooper
Critically Important
Bitch, Please
Attention Getter!
Christmas Hoe!
The Clap
I'm Your Worst Nightmare
Tatted
(I) Love You
Move in Silence
Bathhouse Beauty
Just the Girls
Practice Sitting
Make Sure That Produce is Fresh
Wrong Hole
Clodhopper
I Want My MTV
Move Your Cart!
Hot Box
Dave & Jenny's Sex Dreams
Dave's Cooking Corner
Volkswagon Bug
Emotionally Immature Humans
Dick 69: 1-5
Report the Skunk as a Skunk
Slop Shots
Oops, Forgot How to Drive
Quirky & Different
My S**t Friend
Heavy Load
You F**king Stupid D**k F**k
Bill Gates Is Taking Over!
Love Is An Open Door
Wand Chooses the Wizard
The Devil Made Chicken Nachos
Feels Like a Burden
Deja Vu
Strong Man Around the House
Boobs
Move Along, Troy
Equipment Problems
Grinch Belly
Ugly Kids Become DJs
Name a Woman
Toasty Oasty Warm
Sugar Bear
Turkey Shirts
Since 1812...
Naughty Spattering Day
New Body Count
Spidey Sense
New Math
Poop Water
Rattled
We Wanna Mingle!
You're Fired!
Sniff Sniff Sniffing
Get Your Own!
The Dawn of Time
Sad Little Existence
I Don't Have Any Back Hair
Donate to Children's Minnesota!
Flirting Lessons
Smugglin' Weiners
The Fugitive
Analyze Your Soil
Mmm Mmm Toasty
Detective Work
We're So Relatable!
7 Layer Bar
Talk About Filling a Cavity
Juanita's Corner
My Fightin' Weight
Discovery & Legacy
Squeamish
Penis Odor
A Cool Day at School
I Got Busted on Dateline
I'm Hungry
Verdict is In: She's Gay!
Token Squeeze
Barnacles of Aging
Put It Out With a Rake
Fried Smelt
Hot Girl Social Media Strategy Walk
If I Were 30 Years Younger...
Spent the Day MastURbating
Hotdog Scared of Nighttime
A Bean Bag Chair with Legs
Ahem Ahem Ahem
10 Second Diddle
Bazonga Regret
Swordfight
If You've Been Dying...
Baching It
How's That P? Juicy.
Sandra the Nerf Ball
H-A-R-V-E-S-T-E-R
Speakin' a Language with Your Lips
Socially Lubricated
Dave's Bones Hurt Today
Not The Whole Fist
Pancake Flippin' Hog
The Sex Secret Women Have Been Keeping
Party School or School School?
That's Not Supposed to Happen
Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls
You POS
Betsy with the Good Marketing
*Expletives*
I'm So Hungry
What the Heck???
Snubbed at the Lemonade Stand
Havana Oh Nah Nah
We Met Before
Bleekie the Puppet
Hawk Tuah
Multifaceted Hoot
Is This Our 1000th Episode?
Dave's Second Chin
Google Drive
The Rolly Visitor
Dave Ryan Show The Musical
Horse Trailer
Poop Encore
Herman the German
Chicken Neck
Whiny Bitches
You're Not Homely
Size Queen
Time in the Bathroom
Throat Goat
Rag On a Stick
Mullets
King Cobra
Sloppy, Slurpy
Cheer the F Up
Bailey Joins The Show
Bigger, Better, More
The Unoriginal Joke
Allllllriiiight
We're Gonna Kick Ass
Wrong Hole
I Don't Like It
What's the Longest You Had?
Shots With the Boss
Maintain Your B***H***
I Don't Need the Breadsticks
A Whole New World
The Boss and His Wife
Big Biceps
Is S***Ball PC?
Put Things Back Where They Belong
Graduating High School is Like Wiping Your A**
High School is a Magna Doodle
Jake from State Farm
My Lil Poo Thang
Don't Miss an Opportunity To Go To the Bathroom
Don't Put It Down, Put It Away
Dave's Touching Story
Horseradish Chips
Nip It In the Bud
Pizza Rolls
Ms Rachel is Our Lord & Savior
The Chew Spit Cup
I Hate the MN Goodbye
Our Father, Who Art In Heaven
Dave's Uncensored Bloopers
Wildebeests & Dragons
Hyper Attractive
It's Giving Grandma
Change is Like a Storm
Who Eats Before They Brush?
Never Too Early for P***
How Many People Work There?
He's F***ing Weird
Big Red Fang Marks
Ignorance is Bliss
Dave's Flying Solo
Diddling the Bean
Is 15 Minutes Long Enough?
Bailey's Dirty Hair
Dave and Bailey Catch Up
Keep Your Cat In Your Yard
Fumbling the Bag
Men Seeking Men
I'm In Mensa
Fart Machine
Those Damn Sunchip Bags
Cancel Jenny
Freaky Friday
Hello, HR
What Would Dave Do
Champagne Room
The Incident
Third Time's a Charm
Get to Know Drake
1940s Newspapers
Drake's New Hobby
Moleskin
Curdled and Yellow
They're All Little A**H****
The Wal-mart of the Seas
The Great Cheetos Debate
American Hero or Crazy Person
We're Going to Africa
I Regret it to this Day
I Am Boring
I'm a Champagne B****
Ask Them How They're Doing
Bailey's Here!
Happy Ending
The Love You Take is Equal to The Love You Make
Now with 7 Listeners
Big Giant Pumpkin D****
Lions vs 49ers Coach
Licking Q Tips
What Up Foo
Let's Get it Started
You're Still Not Packed?!
Sifting Through
I Clomp
Bailey's Back!
I Don't Give a Dart's Lick
Poop Friday
Keep Kicking An**
Duck, Duck, Grey Goose
Cracking Some Cold Ones
Alligator Poop
No Hill Goes Up Forever
David Marie Ryan
Body Count
Technology Issues
Fecal Transplants
More of a Licker
Have You Ever Seen a Giraffe Fight?
The Beach Looking at Magic Kingdom
Mullet Per Capita Ratio
Ja Ja Ja Ja JESUS!
It's Gonna Smell Like Pig S***
9 Assignments!
We're Not That Cool
Dart Dart, Lick Lick
Boughs of Holly
That's Why God Made Your Arms Long Enough
The Mistake That Dave Made as a Young DJ
How Could You Tell Which Way She Was Looking
You Got Really Nice Biceps
Be Patient Jacka**
Henry the Wasp
Have You Found Your Happily Ever After
Special Guest Bailey Joins Today!
When Do You Start Wanting Kids?
I Like Getting Wet Like a Waterpark
That's Gotta Hurt Like Hell
I'm Ordering Covid Spores on Etsy
Spend Money!
My Neeps are Popping
In the Words of Daughtry
Take a Toothbrush To It
Chumba Casino in Italy?
Naughty Tuesday Part 2 (NSFW)
Cheeto Dust
Just Do It
Eat That Frog
Skinny, I mean Jenny
Jenny Did What to Dave This Morning?!
I Don't Want Genital Warts
Freddy the Farting Snowman
Naughty Tuesday
The Wig is NOT a Part of His Halloween Costume
Left Susan Hanging
Uh Huh, Ya, Uh Huh
It's My Finger, It's My Lube
The Extended Version
He Was Judging My Skinny Arms
I Took 2 Slices
Lemon Drop Shots
Love Machine
Don't Associate Me with Those Words
I Knew I Was Faking It
Jury Duty Jenny is Back
Sock & Shoe, Sock & Shoe
The Best Birthday Present Ever?
I Played Tetris
The Poop Police
Kids at Dog Parks
The Year Was 2001....
Stop Opening Packages
I'm So Sorry Grandma
The Most Polarizing Song
Dart Lick vs Staff Writer
That's Normal
Contributing Writers
Do You Know a Hoarder?
Dave Ryan Zaddy
The Cactus Brothers
Lick the Tip of the Dart
Big Bazooka Joe
I Clear the Room
Richfield Hates Edina
Roast My City
You Guys Are My Coffee
Be Nice to Jenny
Where Does Ham Come From?
I Would Let Him Defile Me
Back to School Time!
Things We Need To Stop Saying
Yes, He Dart Licks
The Angelic Face Girl
Dart Lick Explained... Again
Motion Equals Lotion
What Will My Next Thought Be
Jenny & the Afternoon Jungle
Wow, I Really Love Them
The Big Announcement Continued...
You Were a Model?
I'm Not Eating at the State Fair
I Prefer Bugs
They're Explosive
Senior Pictures Are a Waste of Money
Bridges
What Would Jenny Do?
Intrusive Thoughts
Windows
Money!
Mushrooms
Your Kinda Crowd
Not Political
Insomnia
Dave's Dirty Acceptance Speech
Chicago Slander
Drunkest Cities in the US LOL
Prior Lake
Jenny Show Them Your Party Trick
Wal-mart Outings
Dry Bumpers
Lookin Over Susan's Shoulder
Takes a Turn
Butt Falls
It Burns
Let's Get Started Baby!
I Had the Runs
So Many Rachels!
Cottage Cheese is Having Moment
Turd Burglar
Baby Kimye
Leave Your Shirt On
H.R.
Cabin Chat
Old Equipment
Piece of Mind
Emotional Support People
Radio Perks
Work Benefits
I Cancelled My Wedding
Dave's Mold
Balls on Fire!
Technical Issues
Red Flag?
Slop Shots
Nuge
Not to be Crass
Coming of Age
Dave St. Germain
Who is Uncle Tim?
Falen's BACK!
Women Wearing Flip Flops are Strippers
Have a Life!
The 1000th Episode!
Are You a Hugger?
Giant Slide and a Corndog
You Love Us?
Mental Strength
Our Bond
Kid #6
Hot Pocket
Blatant Fart
Ghost Story
Top of the World
You're Not Summiting S!
Panic!
Wedding Trends
I Have a Toilet Brush in my...
Pink Thong Guy
Not Required
Reincarnation
Soggy Ole
Last Christmas
Friendly Reminders
Dave's Trade
Nip Guards
Wandering Pinky
Suck It
Old Faithful
Neck to Nipples
Unread Messages
Dave's Train
Patch
"Kids Have it Easy These Days"
What's Your Sign?
Snow Mountain
Poop Police
Free Lunch
Gravy For Dipping
Zany, Wacky Morning Crew
Why The F Are We Here?
Weird Coincidences
Tinikling
Facial
Falen's Gut
Tips and Tricks
Not Pee Pee!
Bad Kids
Concert B.O.
Podcast Milestone
Late Friends
We're in CANADA!
Raw Doggin'
Dave's Twitter War
The iPod
An Intimate Moment With Dave
There is Beauty!
The Big O
Hey BFFs!
Group Text Gone Wrong
Gen Zs
Performative Vulnerability
Bunny Money
Why Me?
Bad Airplane Snacks
King Instigator
My Time is Important!
I Broke My Butt
The Black Hills
Basic Human Right
Donut Poop
Booger
What's the going rate for wedding gifts these days?
Dating Inmates
Oh, Snap!
Do You Still Talk to Lee?
V-Day, BABY!
Teeth Grinding
Holding Door
Update The Logo
Oblivious
Higher Power
Volume Up
On Your Bed
Pineapple Belongs on Pizza
Caregivers
Death Investigator
Falen is a Bad Mom
NSFW "JENNY!"
Well, it Was Good to Talk to Me
Falen's Pants
Adult Friend Finder
Blockin' Exes
I Want Some Pasta
Sweat Protrudes From That Area
Out of Touch
Announcement!
Summer Sausage
Sorry, Dave
Alone
Dandruff
Lady DJs
EOY Performance Review
Snow Days
I Will Never Leave You
That's a Great Question, Dave!
He Isn't Talking to me
Are You Austin?
Festivus
The Work Bench
Warm and Gushy
Keep Little Snacks in There
Talented Squirrels
Bad Etiquette?
Commercials
What Does Drake Do?
On Deck
100 Percent
What a Fat Lard
Where is Nick The Stoner Now?
You're Gonna Grow Old and Die
That's a Sh*t Knife
Poop Knife
Learning Something New
Happy Early Thanksgiving!
First Class
I'm Sorry
The Nightmare
How Do You Like Your Grapes?
Feedback
Did They Say Dahmer?
V Important ?
Sweet Treat
Clean The B
Hello! My Name is Cougar!
Neutral
You Know Who You Are
Kids Getting It Right
The Origin of Dart Lick
Thank Susan
That Kirby Runs Like a Champ!
Happy Halloween!
Spoiled Milk
Tapioca And Trout
When do You Feel The Most at Ease?
I Lost a Shoe on a Highway!
RIP Bug
Magical
Quit That Snoring Like a Pig!
Jenny's Sultry Voice
Dirty Sheets
Soup There it is!
It Was JUST 80!
Band Stories
Progressive
Parked in Front of a Wall of...
Pros & Cons
Fallopian Tubes
GNO
It Isn't Art!
His Cousin?!
Kitty Shum
Hocus Pocus
The Great Puke Debate
Ignorant or Naïve
Cleat Chaser
Dixon Cider
The Original Influencer
Musty Old Skank
Growing Up Poor
Shrimp Sauce
It's Fair-Bow!
2-Weeks Notice
Tone Deaf
I'm Determined to Make Friends With You
Get the GD Winnie The Pooh!
Lick My
Hot Sausage
Boundaries
The Fair
Ash-Hole
Be a D, And Apologize Later
Dave's Got The Cough
Drew Peacock
Hair Pie
Re: Shaky Things
Get Your Head Outta The Clouds
Bag O' D's!
A Little Help
WTF
Subject Line: Blumpkin
Flossy
Would You Rather?
Nobody Wants a Splintery Hole
Need For Speed
Get The Chicken Fried Rice
We're All Human
Suckas!
Gas Station Tip Jars
Be Nice to Retail Workers
Tipping a Server vs a Barista vs the DQ Worker
I Would Choose Colorado
Have You Always Been Like This?
Orcas Kill Great White Sharks
Shakin' it up a Lil' Bit!
No Soliciting
Devolved
Road Trippin'
Vabbing?
Jenny And The Jets
Dump Button
Panacea
BK
Ticks
Fire Test
Bach Party ideas
It's Gonna Get Filthy
Last Time You Tried Something New
More Sex Talk
Falen Irwin
Dave is in Mensa?!
I Am The Giver
Maybe It's Too Gross?
Are You Ready to Party?
Do You Do This When You Pee?
Thanks, Sydney
Heartbreak
Dave is Single
Red Flags
Boudoir
Nips & More
School of Rock
The Perfect Age to Have Kids
Is There a Correlation Between Religion and Shootings?
Yes or No to Phone Sex?
Two Things Dave Missed Out on During His Childhood
How Do You Send Mail?
Jenny and Drake Take Over the MN Goodbye!
Anniversary Ideas
Jenny Isn't Social Anymore
Happy Friday! Unless You Have a Wedding on a Friday!
Friday Weddings Are Rude
Ladies Talk
Belch it Out?
Cult Following
S. Show Email Box
El Podcast
Grammar
It's Like a Time Machine
Are You a Rule Follower?
More Podcast Updates
Scattered
Hammock...or Hammick?
We Promise We'll Never Do That Again
CRICKETS!
Dave's Lawn
JENNIFER!
I'm Emailing The CEO
Face Anus
Jenny's Busy
Issues
On Your Face
Pluot
Getting Old
A Bunch of Liars!
You Were Beggin' For It
I Can't Go Back To Applebee's
RIP Dave's Kite
Money
Experiences Instead of Presents
Tough Pet Decisions
You Have NOT Been Blocked
Jenny is a Banshee
Big Energy
Realtor vs Real-A-Tor!
Car Wash Hookups
Is Dave Retiring?
Creativity
The Intern Car Wash
Pay For Your Parents Dinner!
One Day I Would Like to Slap You, Dave
Kids Growing Up
A Long Time to Say Goodbye
The Kid With The Stick
An Effing 12?!
Falen's a Beast
Who Has the Emails?!
The Ring
Crazy TV Moments
Co-Sleeping
VRBO Nightmare