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Dear Albie — 368 episodes
Dear Albie, Al is 40!
Dear Albie, I've Never Seen Housewives
Dear Albie, Don't Hate on a Rodeo Date!
Dear Albie, I Have Baby Brain!
Dear Albie, My Voice Has Changed!
Dear Albie, What is a Yellow Flag?
Dear Albie, Who is Punch the Monkey?
Dear Albie, Entering Our Villain Era
Dear Albie, Love and Babies are in the Air!
Dear Albie, I am Stranded!
Dear Albie, Albie is FINALLY Back!
Dear Albie, Throwback Honeymoon Style
Dear Albie, Happy New Year! (Throwback)
Dear Albie, Who is Winning the Gender War?
Dear Albie, The Boyfriend Embarrassment Buzz
Dear Albie, What To Do When You Don't Feel a Spark?
Dear Albie, The Horrors of Dating with Rory Uphold
Dear Albie, Am I Crazy for Moving Somewhere I Never Visited?
Dear Albie, Meet Suzanne Summers
Dear Albie, Life as a dad to a 1 year old - Plus we call Markie!
Dear Albie, My Son's Ex-Girlfriend Wants Me to Delete Pictures
Dear Albie, We're Live and Al Finally Got a Ring Light!
Dear Albie, Five is Turning One!
Dear Albie, Baby Babbles and In-Law Drama
Dear Albie, Dog Parents and a BIG Announcement!
Dear Albie, Brit is back!
Dear Albie, My Ex-Boyfriend Still Stalks Me
Dear Albie, Engagement Ring Horror Stories
Dear Albie, Dating Debacles and Voice Notes!
Dear Albie, Should I Pay for My Engagement Ring?
Dear Albie, He Gave Me the Ick
Dear Albie, Reality TV Flashbacks!
Community Chimes: Martino and His Dating Life
Community Chimes: Smiles in Spanish
Dear Albie, Dating Chimes Time!
Dear Albie, Are We Shipping Honey?
Dear Albie, Should I Ask Him Out to the Grocery Store?
Dear Albie, Jules Answers Chimes!
Dear Albie, Love on the Spectrum is the Best Show on TV
Dear Albie, New Tattoos and a Renaissance Faire?
The First Ever Community Chime Show!
Dear Albie, Christine and Nat Finally Meet
Dear Albie, Help He Won't Stop Sending D Pics
Dear Albie, Jules is Deleting Information
Dear Albie, Spying on Teens & Community Chimes
Dear Albie, my Kid Listens to my Podcast
Dear Albie, Doubler or Nothing
Dear Albie, Community Chimes and Show Updates!
Dear Albie, Mom and Dad are Back!
Dear Albie, Where Do I Find a Hot English Professor?
Dear Albie, How Do I Bring Up Sex Talk to my Kids?
Dear Albie, Valentine's Day Dilemmas
Dear Albie, Dating Nightmares Continue
Dear Albie, Sunday Funday at Studio MB
Dear Albie, Community First Date Nightmares
Dear Albie, What's a Good First Date?
Dear Albie, Is Tom Holland a Short King?
Dear Albie, Dating Nightmares and Flying Monkeys Return
Dear Albie, Chelsea is Back!
Dear Albie, Flying Monkeys and UFO's?
Dear Albie, Let's Watch a Movie!
Dear Albie, The Fog Returns
Dear Albie, Candice is Back!
Dear Albie, I Need Dating Advice
Dear Albie, Get Some Sleep!
Dear Albie, Dating Apps and Baby Mishaps!
Dear Albie, We Have Questions!
Dear Albie, What Do I Name My Son?
Back in the Saddle
Dear Albie, Coming Soon
"He Grew Two Inches"
Dear Albie, You're a Dad!
Dear Albie
Dear Albie, The Baby is Almost Here!
Dear Albie, Will High Schools Exist in 10 Years?
Dear Albie, What Are Kegel Workouts?
Lauren Joins to Discuss TikTok Drama!
Mom and Dad Join for Baby Talk and Pickle Ball!
Dear Albie, Mother and Son's Bonding Session!
Dear Albie, Mom has a Cookbook!
Dear Albie, Leaving a Cult is Hard
Babymoon Recap!
Summer Loving?
Mailbag Time!
Al the 5th and Uncle Chris, A Look Into the Future
A REAL Housewives' Perspective on Harrison Butker!
My Father, the Swiftie
The Aftermath of Dad's Selfie Stick
Dear Albie, Why Does Dad Have a Selfie Stick?
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EDear Don: The Room Where It Happens
EThe Les Miz debate rages on — dad has an opinion!
EAlbert the 5th
E"Let me get that placenta"
EAlbie Solo!
We're Having a Baby
EState of the Community
Albie's terrible wedding thank you cards
Jersey Devil
Dad in December
Dad 1 v. 1 Swinging
Dad Joins Solo!
Mom and Chris!
New Year, same old song
Christmas swingers update, a small business dispute and more!
ESwinging: The Pineapple Strikes Back
Albie and Chelsea
Chels is Back!
Dear Albie: Registering for a Monopoly Game!
Albie Got Married!
Halloween Episode + special appearance from the newest Manzo!
Candice is in the house! (Again)
Bringing it Back: The first (extremely) NSFW Dear Albie
RSVP
The Roman Empire
EMeet the in-laws!
E"Full on wedding mode"
E"Timed tears" from a Bridezilla
ECandice is BACK!! (and so is uncle Jamie)
EMom and Dad's trip to Italy
EIntroducing: Bravo! We're Black
Mom and dad reminisce on their wild wedding
EOld "Dear Abby" questions are back!!
EKidney stones and wedding dresses
EIt's Wedding SZN
EAlbie is engaged
EPink Nails
EThe Christory crossover
EJersey Shore > Hamptons > Des Moines, Idaho
E"Should I move to New York?"
ESleeping with the lights on
EShould we donate our sperm?
ECuddle Court
EThe breast milk chime, elves, and Court TV
EMy dad, the cuddler
ETeet for Tat
ERevisiting D*ck Pics, Charity Sponsors, & Selling Mom's Hair
EIntroducing: Foreplay Radio
Chris has some big news
ESize Matters?
EAlbie's cheer-death experience
EGirls Trip!!
EShould Albie shave his head?
E2023
EMerry Chris-mas!
ECoal in the stockings
EChris = Zelenskyy??
EBack From Germany
EConspiracy theories, key clubs and swingers
EThe fam's all here
EBravoCon recap with Chris and Caroline
EBravoCon Recap with Ali Crossan
ELive from BravoCon!
EHay Reckoning
EHay Gurl Hayy
EGhosted!
EThe ghost episode: Dear Albie Summer Rewind
EThe episode that introduced us to pineapples
EAlbie got slimed
EThe man who lives behind the tree
EFal Hosts And Does NOT Dissapoint
EThe Instagram curse
EThis is Awkward
EWhy Candice passed on RHONJ
EMom and Dad Return!
EMid-Summer Rewind: Polly or Paulie?
EIntra-terrestrial: Espresso updates, mom vs. dad, and more!
EMy boyfriend was abducted by aliens
EMom and dad
EEpisode #200: A look back at the first one
EAlbie forgot his own birthday
ECaroline Manzo, out for blood
EUrbano's 50th, a new Chris Manzo podcast, and more
EHousewives stories — with Caroline, Chris, and Albie
EHousewives stuff: The table flip, the catchphrase origins, and more
EDear Albie Rewind: Happy birthday, dad! ("Honeymoon 1984")
EA catch-up with Caroline
EMy mother-in-law killed my dog
EPros and Cons
Paranormal Activity
EThat time Urbano got strip searched
ENat the Spy
E"I'm waiting on a ring"
EThe Great Tinder Debate
EThe gay porn blind date
EReturn of Jules!!
EIntroducing the "Dear Albie" song!!
EConfetti dicks, CBD gummies, and a terrible little kid
EIs this Chris' last show?
EWe're back from break AND we have a new studio!
Candice is in the house!
Best Christmas movies, gifts we always wanted as kids and more
EA cheer 180, community mailbag, Christmas live show update and more!
E5 Christmas Questions: Vol. 1 with Caroline and Chels
Embarrassing Holiday Stories: The awkward, the sex toys and more
The Staples girl follow-up episode
EThe Scott Chesney episode
E"I didn't give her advice in Staples"
EShady Greek priests, holiday shopping dilemmas and more: A Dear Albie Mailbag with The Don!
ELegitimately scary ghost stories with a paranormal expert: Our Halloween Episode!
EIt's War: The responses (aka "Chime Smoke")
EIt's War
"May I buy you a drink?"
E"Disney or the bathroom. Pick one"
EPimple popping, vibrators at Rite-Aid and advice on getting caught with nudes on your phone (by your mother-in-law)
EAwkward Hookup Stories and Chris is Back!
Smelly boyfriends & Gossiping co-workers
Caroline's birthday party podcast
E"I get that tingle in my grundle"
EDo I tell my new boyfriend I'm on OnlyFans?
ECandice is very anti-dog beach, Ryan's World vs. reality TV, and more
EChris is skinny now
ELying about a service dog — "the worst person ever"
EMail order crystals, traveling monks, and Caroline finds peace
E"The Reddest of Flags" (aka The "Me Time" episode)
EThe Birds and the Bees and the Manzos
ECandice is a very intense toddler cheer coach,: a family vacation goes completely awry and more
EFather's Day
Meet Intern Bella!
EAliens, Octopus, and Wedding Advice
ELet Me Tell You Something About My Family
EMother's Day (a little late)
EWhich girl do I choose?
E"We're going straight to the stories"
EAlbie saves Chelsea’s life
EWill You Watch My Birds?
E"The Doubler"
EFriends who ditch, people being nice and more!
EComing out and old socks
EAn orgy for your ears and a VR porn argument
E"Lineage"
EValentine’s Day Horror Stories
EPolly or Pauly?
ERevenge, a free meal and being newly single on Valentine's Day
Albie's big dating app idea
EChimes, Urbano and the "heart eyes" emoji causing trouble
EFlirtationships redux, dating apps, and brother fights
EWelcome to 2021! With Mom, Dad, and Candice
E2020 wrap-up, asking out a cop, and our New Year's resolutions
EHoliday mailbag with Mom!
EChristmas Special with the Don
The Chris and Jules show! Plus a live holiday video show coming!
EGrandma Nina's debut, Dad is back, and the Mystery of the White Claw
EFal's hangover vs. Markie's Winter Wonderland
ELauren, a Fleshlight, and some poop talk
E"The unstoppable force of Candice"
EA full house, reminiscing on running The Haunting, and more!
A Haunting at the Berkeley
EGhosts, celibacy and Chris is back!
EWhen Chelsea met Urbano
We have a new studio, Chris is back, and meet Urbano!
EMom and dad are here!
ETerrible First Job Stories
EIf it's war you want, it's war you shall get
Mailbag!!!
EHelp us find a guy for Christine!
EThe first (extremely) NSFW Dear Albie
ELauren shows up and ruins everything
EThe Social Distance Dating Episode
EMy friend sent screenshots of my husband liking someone else's photos
Welcome to Season 2: "It's for insertion!"
EThe Season 1 finale and a big announcement!
EDear Don: A tough question about being a good son
ELitter boxes and... we launched a website for the show!
EPyramid schemes and proper poop positioning (while in a moving vehicle )
EStay Safe!
E"What did you do with the box???!"
EQuarantine Special #13: We're on Pleasure Island!!
EOur 100th Episode!!!!
Quarantine Special #12: Spring Break!!!
EQuarantine Special #11: "Want to see some boobies?"
EQuarantine Special #10: Chris, Candice, and the gambling ring
EQuarantine Special #9: The Mount Rushmore of Dear Albie guests
EQuarantine Special #8: It's Groundhog Dayyyyy!!
EQuarantine Special #7: Mailbag with mom and dad!
EQuarantine Special #6: The 36-inch white cock, with dad
EQuarantine Special #5: Dear Don!
EQuarantine Special #4: That time Albie and Chelsea went to the Museum of Sex and bounced on boobs
EQuarantine Special #3: "What Day is Today?"
Quarantine Special #2: Chelsea Meets the Don
EQuarantine Special #1: Chelsea Meets Chris
EDear Don: Manzo Quarantine, Sibling Rivalries, Fighting with Lauren and Dad
E"Everyone's going nuts and now I have no toilet paper"
EManzo siblings Sunday dinner, starring Lauren and Chris
EAlbie makes Intern Jules cry
EDid Albie get engaged on his vacation?
ECan you stand up during a Billy Joel concert?
EHoneymoon 1984, Starring Dad and The Don
EDear Don: A dental hygienist with a crappy dentist boyfriend
ETo cheer or not to cheer (with the flu)?
EDear Don: Bad teeth, an open marriage and a friendship in jeopardy
EAlbie learns about Finstas and holy crap Candice is an extreme cheer mom
EPage Six interviews Albie live on-air
EPuking on airplanes and an accidental outing
EDear Don: Should I stay or should I go?
Threesomes and thank yous
EThanks...but no thanks
EDear Don: Help with some family drama
EAlex and Greg's wedding plans, Markie breaks the internet, baby carrot update and more!
EHappy New Year everyone!!
EMailbag episode: Your crazy co-worker stories
EWe meet the guy who runs SiriusXM's Christmas channel!
ED*ck pics, charity sponsors, and selling mom's hair
EAbby vs. Albie and an idea that may get us into trouble
EA Manzo Family Thanksgiving recap, and should Caroline get a pig?
EA TV return, an engagement, and BravoCon recap -- oh my!
ECandice almost starts a brawl at a youth football game
EChris has some things to say
EThere is a ghost in this episode (for real)
E"How Rude!" Chris is back, pineapple mix-ups, wedding party pins -- it's The Rude Episode!
EDear Don: "I Hate Social Media"
EAlbie's been approached by swingers, "I see pineapples," and more!
EDear Don, Episode 6: "I Don't Collect People"
ESpecial Episode: "The Don Responds"
ECandice, Lauren, Halloween hangovers, and ghost stories
EDear Don, Episode 5: "Mike, that's life!"
EHalloween preview, an update on cuddlers, and fake pee
EDear Don, Ep. 4: My husband has been cheating...with prostitutes
EManzo Mailbag: Synthetic pee, an underwear peeper, a sudden STD and more!
EDear Don, Episode 3
EGhost stories with Caroline and Candice
EDear Don, Episode 2
ELauren and Greg and friends with benefits
EEpisode 44: Introducing "Dear Don"
EDad on Alexander Hamilton's hair and wedding etiquette
EThe Don, the Cuddler, and Intern Jules
EEpisode 41: Intern Jules meets The Don
EEpisode 40: Chris is back (and so is Lauren)!
EEpisode 39: Professional cuddling and suspect roommates
EEpisode 38: The Don and Dad Show
EEpisode 37: Greg and the Don
EEpisode 36: The Greg Bennett Show
EEpisode 35: Chillin with the Don
EEpisode 34: Lauren tries to ditch, are nude beaches sexual?, and revealing personal details on first dates
EEpisode 33: Meet the intern!
EEpisode 32: Lauren and Candice rip into Albie -- Greg, Markie, and mom make cameos
EEpisode 31: The Lauren Show
EEpisode 30: "They will stomp on your head"
EEpisode 29: Mailbag with the Don!
EEpisode 28: Albie, Caroline, and Chris review Chris' 30th birthday party
EEpisode 27: Dad Makes His Debut
EEpisode 26: The Don Returns! (for a mailbag)
EEpisode 25: Sex, Sex, Sex!!
EEpisode 24: "Someone's Getting Engaged!"
EEpisode 23: The Don Drops Bombs
EEpisode 22: "Chris Manzo Ate"
EBONUS EPISODE: "The Daily Dish"
EEpisode 21: "Dear Albie is filmed before a live studio audience"
EEpisode 20: "I need a drink"
EEpisode 19: Our Valentine's Day Special
EEpisode 18: "Dear Teagan Presley"
EEpisode 17: "Dear Don"
EEpisode 16: "My husband thinks it's super"
EEpisode 15: "Better Late Than Never"
EEpisode 14: Mom is back for mailbag! We talk Markie, the Wakiles, dancing with Danielle Staub, Manzo'd insight, and more!
EEpisode 13: Mailbag! Albie's Instagram, Chris' Cajun voice requests, the ham game, RHONJ relationships, and more
EEpisode 12: Catfish update, dating fans, "Colyn" and a toy drive!
EEpisode 11: Albie gets catfished
EEpisode 10: Our Thanksgiving Special
EEpisode 9: The All-Housewives special
EEpisode 8: Albie's not into blondes, Chris wants to quit, what's a structured settlement?
EEpisode 7: Caroline returns and we answer listener emails!
EEpisode 6: Mailbag! Movies to make love to, Housewives, aliens, and more
EEpisode 5: Albie talks about the law school episode, we debate couples showering, and sex quotas
EEpisode 4: Albie doesn't Tinder, boobs and penises, and worrying moms
EEpisode 3: Special guest: Caroline Manzo...probably for the last time!
EEpisode 2: Love, marriage, and Lillian's crazy high school story
EEpisode 1: Welcome to "Dear Albie"
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