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Dear Albie — 377 episodes

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Dear Albie, Lauren is Angry at Me Again!

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Dear Albie, I am a Father of Two!

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Dear Albie, Juicy Joe Has Arrived! (Part One)

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Dear Albie, Baby Number 2 is on His Way!

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Dear Albie, Are We Joining Houses?

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Dear Albie, I am Dating Your Sister-In-Law

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Dear Albie, TBT to Caroline and Big Al's Wedding Story!

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Dear Albie, I got a Wasted Boob Job!

9

Dear Albie, I Started Housewives...

10

Dear Albie, Al is 40!

11

Dear Albie, I've Never Seen Housewives

12

Dear Albie, Don't Hate on a Rodeo Date!

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Dear Albie, I Have Baby Brain!

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Dear Albie, My Voice Has Changed!

15

Dear Albie, What is a Yellow Flag?

16

Dear Albie, Who is Punch the Monkey?

17

Dear Albie, Entering Our Villain Era

18

Dear Albie, Love and Babies are in the Air!

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Dear Albie, I am Stranded!

20

Dear Albie, Albie is FINALLY Back!

21

Dear Albie, Throwback Honeymoon Style

22

Dear Albie, Happy New Year! (Throwback)

23

Dear Albie, Who is Winning the Gender War?

24

Dear Albie, The Boyfriend Embarrassment Buzz

25

Dear Albie, What To Do When You Don't Feel a Spark?

26

Dear Albie, The Horrors of Dating with Rory Uphold

27

Dear Albie, Am I Crazy for Moving Somewhere I Never Visited?

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Dear Albie, Meet Suzanne Summers

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Dear Albie, Life as a dad to a 1 year old - Plus we call Markie!

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Dear Albie, My Son's Ex-Girlfriend Wants Me to Delete Pictures

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Dear Albie, We're Live and Al Finally Got a Ring Light!

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Dear Albie, Five is Turning One!

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Dear Albie, Baby Babbles and In-Law Drama

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Dear Albie, Dog Parents and a BIG Announcement!

35

Dear Albie, Brit is back!

36

Dear Albie, My Ex-Boyfriend Still Stalks Me

37

Dear Albie, Engagement Ring Horror Stories

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Dear Albie, Dating Debacles and Voice Notes!

39

Dear Albie, Should I Pay for My Engagement Ring?

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Dear Albie, He Gave Me the Ick

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Dear Albie, Reality TV Flashbacks!

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Community Chimes: Martino and His Dating Life

43

Community Chimes: Smiles in Spanish

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Dear Albie, Dating Chimes Time!

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Dear Albie, Are We Shipping Honey?

46

Dear Albie, Should I Ask Him Out to the Grocery Store?

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Dear Albie, Jules Answers Chimes!

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Dear Albie, Love on the Spectrum is the Best Show on TV

49

Dear Albie, New Tattoos and a Renaissance Faire?

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The First Ever Community Chime Show!

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Dear Albie, Christine and Nat Finally Meet

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Dear Albie, Help He Won't Stop Sending D Pics

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Dear Albie, Jules is Deleting Information

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Dear Albie, Spying on Teens & Community Chimes

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Dear Albie, my Kid Listens to my Podcast

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Dear Albie, Doubler or Nothing

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Dear Albie, Community Chimes and Show Updates!

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Dear Albie, Mom and Dad are Back!

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Dear Albie, Where Do I Find a Hot English Professor?

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Dear Albie, How Do I Bring Up Sex Talk to my Kids?

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Dear Albie, Valentine's Day Dilemmas

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Dear Albie, Dating Nightmares Continue

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Dear Albie, Sunday Funday at Studio MB

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Dear Albie, Community First Date Nightmares

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Dear Albie, What's a Good First Date?

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Dear Albie, Is Tom Holland a Short King?

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Dear Albie, Dating Nightmares and Flying Monkeys Return

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Dear Albie, Chelsea is Back!

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Dear Albie, Flying Monkeys and UFO's?

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Dear Albie, Let's Watch a Movie!

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Dear Albie, The Fog Returns

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Dear Albie, Candice is Back!

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Dear Albie, I Need Dating Advice

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Dear Albie, Get Some Sleep!

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Dear Albie, Dating Apps and Baby Mishaps!

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Dear Albie, We Have Questions!

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Dear Albie, What Do I Name My Son?

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Back in the Saddle

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Dear Albie, Coming Soon

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"He Grew Two Inches"

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Dear Albie, You're a Dad!

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Dear Albie

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Dear Albie, The Baby is Almost Here!

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Dear Albie, Will High Schools Exist in 10 Years?

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Dear Albie, What Are Kegel Workouts?

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Lauren Joins to Discuss TikTok Drama!

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Mom and Dad Join for Baby Talk and Pickle Ball!

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Dear Albie, Mother and Son's Bonding Session!

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Dear Albie, Mom has a Cookbook!

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Dear Albie, Leaving a Cult is Hard

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Babymoon Recap!

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Summer Loving?

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Mailbag Time!

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Al the 5th and Uncle Chris, A Look Into the Future

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A REAL Housewives' Perspective on Harrison Butker!

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My Father, the Swiftie

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The Aftermath of Dad's Selfie Stick

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Dear Albie, Why Does Dad Have a Selfie Stick?

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Chuckalinaaaaa

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Dear Don: The Room Where It Happens

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The Les Miz debate rages on — dad has an opinion!

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Albert the 5th

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"Let me get that placenta"

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Albie Solo!

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We're Having a Baby

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State of the Community

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Albie's terrible wedding thank you cards

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Jersey Devil

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Dad in December

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Dad 1 v. 1 Swinging

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Dad Joins Solo!

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Mom and Chris!

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New Year, same old song

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Christmas swingers update, a small business dispute and more!

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Swinging: The Pineapple Strikes Back

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Albie and Chelsea

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Chels is Back!

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Dear Albie: Registering for a Monopoly Game!

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Albie Got Married!

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Halloween Episode + special appearance from the newest Manzo!

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Candice is in the house! (Again)

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Bringing it Back: The first (extremely) NSFW Dear Albie

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RSVP

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The Roman Empire

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Meet the in-laws!

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"Full on wedding mode"

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"Timed tears" from a Bridezilla

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Candice is BACK!! (and so is uncle Jamie)

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Mom and Dad's trip to Italy

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Introducing: Bravo! We're Black

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Mom and dad reminisce on their wild wedding

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Old "Dear Abby" questions are back!!

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Kidney stones and wedding dresses

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It's Wedding SZN

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Albie is engaged

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Pink Nails

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The Christory crossover

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Jersey Shore > Hamptons > Des Moines, Idaho

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"Should I move to New York?"

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Sleeping with the lights on

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Should we donate our sperm?

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Cuddle Court

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The breast milk chime, elves, and Court TV

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My dad, the cuddler

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Teet for Tat

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Revisiting D*ck Pics, Charity Sponsors, & Selling Mom's Hair

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Introducing: Foreplay Radio

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Chris has some big news

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Size Matters?

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Albie's cheer-death experience

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Girls Trip!!

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Should Albie shave his head?

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2023

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Merry Chris-mas!

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Coal in the stockings

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Chris = Zelenskyy??

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Back From Germany

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Conspiracy theories, key clubs and swingers

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The fam's all here

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BravoCon recap with Chris and Caroline

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BravoCon Recap with Ali Crossan

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Live from BravoCon!

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Hay Reckoning

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Hay Gurl Hayy

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Ghosted!

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The ghost episode: Dear Albie Summer Rewind

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The episode that introduced us to pineapples

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Albie got slimed

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The man who lives behind the tree

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Fal Hosts And Does NOT Dissapoint

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The Instagram curse

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This is Awkward

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Why Candice passed on RHONJ

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Mom and Dad Return!

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Mid-Summer Rewind: Polly or Paulie?

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Intra-terrestrial: Espresso updates, mom vs. dad, and more!

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My boyfriend was abducted by aliens

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Mom and dad

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Episode #200: A look back at the first one

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Albie forgot his own birthday

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Caroline Manzo, out for blood

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Urbano's 50th, a new Chris Manzo podcast, and more

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Housewives stories — with Caroline, Chris, and Albie

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Housewives stuff: The table flip, the catchphrase origins, and more

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Dear Albie Rewind: Happy birthday, dad! ("Honeymoon 1984")

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A catch-up with Caroline

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My mother-in-law killed my dog

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Pros and Cons

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Paranormal Activity

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That time Urbano got strip searched

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Nat the Spy

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"I'm waiting on a ring"

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The Great Tinder Debate

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The gay porn blind date

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Return of Jules!!

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Introducing the "Dear Albie" song!!

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Confetti dicks, CBD gummies, and a terrible little kid

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Is this Chris' last show?

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We're back from break AND we have a new studio!

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Candice is in the house!

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Best Christmas movies, gifts we always wanted as kids and more

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A cheer 180, community mailbag, Christmas live show update and more!

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5 Christmas Questions: Vol. 1 with Caroline and Chels

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Embarrassing Holiday Stories: The awkward, the sex toys and more

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The Staples girl follow-up episode

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The Scott Chesney episode

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"I didn't give her advice in Staples"

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Shady Greek priests, holiday shopping dilemmas and more: A Dear Albie Mailbag with The Don!

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Legitimately scary ghost stories with a paranormal expert: Our Halloween Episode!

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It's War: The responses (aka "Chime Smoke")

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It's War

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"May I buy you a drink?"

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"Disney or the bathroom. Pick one"

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Pimple popping, vibrators at Rite-Aid and advice on getting caught with nudes on your phone (by your mother-in-law)

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Awkward Hookup Stories and Chris is Back!

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Smelly boyfriends & Gossiping co-workers

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Caroline's birthday party podcast

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"I get that tingle in my grundle"

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Do I tell my new boyfriend I'm on OnlyFans?

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Candice is very anti-dog beach, Ryan's World vs. reality TV, and more

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Chris is skinny now

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Lying about a service dog — "the worst person ever"

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Mail order crystals, traveling monks, and Caroline finds peace

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"The Reddest of Flags" (aka The "Me Time" episode)

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The Birds and the Bees and the Manzos

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Candice is a very intense toddler cheer coach,: a family vacation goes completely awry and more

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Father's Day

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Meet Intern Bella!

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Aliens, Octopus, and Wedding Advice

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Let Me Tell You Something About My Family

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Mother's Day (a little late)

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Which girl do I choose?

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"We're going straight to the stories"

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Albie saves Chelsea’s life

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Will You Watch My Birds?

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"The Doubler"

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Friends who ditch, people being nice and more!

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Coming out and old socks

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An orgy for your ears and a VR porn argument

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"Lineage"

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Valentine’s Day Horror Stories

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Polly or Pauly?

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Revenge, a free meal and being newly single on Valentine's Day

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Albie's big dating app idea

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Chimes, Urbano and the "heart eyes" emoji causing trouble

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Flirtationships redux, dating apps, and brother fights

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Welcome to 2021! With Mom, Dad, and Candice

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2020 wrap-up, asking out a cop, and our New Year's resolutions

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Holiday mailbag with Mom!

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Christmas Special with the Don

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The Chris and Jules show! Plus a live holiday video show coming!

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Grandma Nina's debut, Dad is back, and the Mystery of the White Claw

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Fal's hangover vs. Markie's Winter Wonderland

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Lauren, a Fleshlight, and some poop talk

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"The unstoppable force of Candice"

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A full house, reminiscing on running The Haunting, and more!

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A Haunting at the Berkeley

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Ghosts, celibacy and Chris is back!

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When Chelsea met Urbano

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We have a new studio, Chris is back, and meet Urbano!

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Mom and dad are here!

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Terrible First Job Stories

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If it's war you want, it's war you shall get

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Mailbag!!!

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Help us find a guy for Christine!

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The first (extremely) NSFW Dear Albie

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Lauren shows up and ruins everything

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The Social Distance Dating Episode

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My friend sent screenshots of my husband liking someone else's photos

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Welcome to Season 2: "It's for insertion!"

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The Season 1 finale and a big announcement!

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Dear Don: A tough question about being a good son

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Litter boxes and... we launched a website for the show!

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Pyramid schemes and proper poop positioning (while in a moving vehicle )

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Stay Safe!

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"What did you do with the box???!"

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Quarantine Special #13: We're on Pleasure Island!!

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Our 100th Episode!!!!

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Quarantine Special #12: Spring Break!!!

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Quarantine Special #11: "Want to see some boobies?"

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Quarantine Special #10: Chris, Candice, and the gambling ring

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Quarantine Special #9: The Mount Rushmore of Dear Albie guests

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Quarantine Special #8: It's Groundhog Dayyyyy!!

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Quarantine Special #7: Mailbag with mom and dad!

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Quarantine Special #6: The 36-inch white cock, with dad

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Quarantine Special #5: Dear Don!

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Quarantine Special #4: That time Albie and Chelsea went to the Museum of Sex and bounced on boobs

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Quarantine Special #3: "What Day is Today?"

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Quarantine Special #2: Chelsea Meets the Don

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Quarantine Special #1: Chelsea Meets Chris

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Dear Don: Manzo Quarantine, Sibling Rivalries, Fighting with Lauren and Dad

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"Everyone's going nuts and now I have no toilet paper"

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Manzo siblings Sunday dinner, starring Lauren and Chris

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Albie makes Intern Jules cry

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Did Albie get engaged on his vacation?

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Can you stand up during a Billy Joel concert?

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Honeymoon 1984, Starring Dad and The Don

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Dear Don: A dental hygienist with a crappy dentist boyfriend

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To cheer or not to cheer (with the flu)?

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Dear Don: Bad teeth, an open marriage and a friendship in jeopardy

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Albie learns about Finstas and holy crap Candice is an extreme cheer mom

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Page Six interviews Albie live on-air

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Puking on airplanes and an accidental outing

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Dear Don: Should I stay or should I go?

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Threesomes and thank yous

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Thanks...but no thanks

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Dear Don: Help with some family drama

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Alex and Greg's wedding plans, Markie breaks the internet, baby carrot update and more!

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Happy New Year everyone!!

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Mailbag episode: Your crazy co-worker stories

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We meet the guy who runs SiriusXM's Christmas channel!

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D*ck pics, charity sponsors, and selling mom's hair

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Abby vs. Albie and an idea that may get us into trouble

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A Manzo Family Thanksgiving recap, and should Caroline get a pig?

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A TV return, an engagement, and BravoCon recap -- oh my!

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Candice almost starts a brawl at a youth football game

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Chris has some things to say

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There is a ghost in this episode (for real)

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"How Rude!" Chris is back, pineapple mix-ups, wedding party pins -- it's The Rude Episode!

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Dear Don: "I Hate Social Media"

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Albie's been approached by swingers, "I see pineapples," and more!

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Dear Don, Episode 6: "I Don't Collect People"

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Special Episode: "The Don Responds"

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Candice, Lauren, Halloween hangovers, and ghost stories

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Dear Don, Episode 5: "Mike, that's life!"

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Halloween preview, an update on cuddlers, and fake pee

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Dear Don, Ep. 4: My husband has been cheating...with prostitutes

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Manzo Mailbag: Synthetic pee, an underwear peeper, a sudden STD and more!

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Dear Don, Episode 3

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Ghost stories with Caroline and Candice

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Dear Don, Episode 2

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Lauren and Greg and friends with benefits

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Episode 44: Introducing "Dear Don"

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Dad on Alexander Hamilton's hair and wedding etiquette

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The Don, the Cuddler, and Intern Jules

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Episode 41: Intern Jules meets The Don

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Episode 40: Chris is back (and so is Lauren)!

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Episode 39: Professional cuddling and suspect roommates

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Episode 38: The Don and Dad Show

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Episode 37: Greg and the Don

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Episode 36: The Greg Bennett Show

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Episode 35: Chillin with the Don

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Episode 34: Lauren tries to ditch, are nude beaches sexual?, and revealing personal details on first dates

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Episode 33: Meet the intern!

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Episode 32: Lauren and Candice rip into Albie -- Greg, Markie, and mom make cameos

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Episode 31: The Lauren Show

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Episode 30: "They will stomp on your head"

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Episode 29: Mailbag with the Don!

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Episode 28: Albie, Caroline, and Chris review Chris' 30th birthday party

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Episode 27: Dad Makes His Debut

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Episode 26: The Don Returns! (for a mailbag)

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Episode 25: Sex, Sex, Sex!!

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Episode 24: "Someone's Getting Engaged!"

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Episode 23: The Don Drops Bombs

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Episode 22: "Chris Manzo Ate"

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BONUS EPISODE: "The Daily Dish"

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Episode 21: "Dear Albie is filmed before a live studio audience"

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Episode 20: "I need a drink"

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Episode 19: Our Valentine's Day Special

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Episode 18: "Dear Teagan Presley"

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Episode 17: "Dear Don"

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Episode 16: "My husband thinks it's super"

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Episode 15: "Better Late Than Never"

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Episode 14: Mom is back for mailbag! We talk Markie, the Wakiles, dancing with Danielle Staub, Manzo'd insight, and more!

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Episode 13: Mailbag! Albie's Instagram, Chris' Cajun voice requests, the ham game, RHONJ relationships, and more

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Episode 12: Catfish update, dating fans, "Colyn" and a toy drive!

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Episode 11: Albie gets catfished

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Episode 10: Our Thanksgiving Special

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Episode 9: The All-Housewives special

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Episode 8: Albie's not into blondes, Chris wants to quit, what's a structured settlement?

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Episode 7: Caroline returns and we answer listener emails!

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Episode 6: Mailbag! Movies to make love to, Housewives, aliens, and more

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Episode 5: Albie talks about the law school episode, we debate couples showering, and sex quotas

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Episode 4: Albie doesn't Tinder, boobs and penises, and worrying moms

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Episode 3: Special guest: Caroline Manzo...probably for the last time!

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Episode 2: Love, marriage, and Lillian's crazy high school story

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Episode 1: Welcome to "Dear Albie"

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