All Episodes

Penny Dreadful S1 Ep. 6 - "That was the first time I felt anything."

Stargate Atlantis S1 Ep. 14 - "I should probably watch Star Trek."

Penny Dreadful S1 Ep. 5 - "Then the Saints fucked me."

Stargate SG-1 S8 Ep. 14 - "I feel like I know a fair bit about Snoop Dogg."

Penny Dreadful S1 Ep. 4 - "Could you imagine if we had a Phantom who could sing?"

Stargate Atlantis S1 Ep. 13 - "We're all dead anyway."

Penny Dreadful S1 Ep. 3 - "Clone the fuck out of honeybees."

Stargate SG-1 S8 Ep. 12 - "Do you think Helen Keller is real?"

Penny Dreadful S1 Ep. 2 - "That makes me anxious."

Stargate Atlantis S1 Ep. 12 - "Am I thinking of the X-Files?"

Penny Dreadful S1 Ep. 1 - "That's a very Scorpio thing to do."

Stargate SG-1 S8 Ep. 11 - "Women in Sci-Fi"

Movie Time: The VVitch - "Because Texas is a really small place."

Stargate Atlantis S1 Ep. 11 - "I also think all of my plans will work."

AHS Coven Ep. 13 - "Emma Roberts isn't acting."

Stargate Atlantis S1 Ep. 10 - "You could tell me anything about geography and I'd believe you."

AHS Coven Ep. 12 - "Warren Buffett also owns Dairy Queen."

Stargate SG-1 S8 Ep. 10 - "It's not a regular nerve gas, it's a cool nerve gas."

AHS Coven 11: "I don't know if Dan knows there are porcelain dolls in the garage."

Stargate Atlantis S1 Ep. 9 - "I don't know if I'll be in sequins or sweatpants."

AHS Coven Ep. 10 - "Don't give yourself a bleach enema."

Stargate SG-1 S8 Ep. 9 - "There is not a world where I would have known that answer."

AHS Coven Ep. 9 - "My life is going to unravel."

Stargate Atlantis S1 Ep. 8 - "F. Scott Fitzgerald: the smartest man alive."

AHS Coven Ep. 8 - "Holy Water doesn't come in a can."

Stargate SG-1 S8 Ep. 7 - "I really hate Doug."

AHS Coven S1 Ep. 7 - "No one is going to see your ass cheeks at an engineering firm."

Stargate Atlantis S1 Ep. 7 - "He's the social one."

AHS Coven Ep. 6 - "For those of you who think I'm just pretending to be crazy..."

Stargate SG-1 S8 Ep. 8 - "Hashtag: No Filter. Like my brain right now."

AHS Coven Ep. 5 - "I love eyeballs so much."

Stargate Atlantis S1 Ep. 6 - "That's when you ask someone to join your fantasy team."

AHS Coven Ep. 4 - "Have you ever gone trick or treating in Suburbia?"

Stargate SG-1 S8 Ep. 6 - "I love a dark academia."

AHS Coven Ep. 3 - "Have you ever spoken to anyone other than your mother?"

Stargate Atlantis S1 Ep. 5 - "You know that they're gonna abuse you."

AHS Coven Ep. 2 - "I miss when we were bad at football."

Stargate SG-1 S8 Ep. 5 - "That's my new threat."

AHS - Coven Ep. 1: "You got cast because you look like a lizard."

Stargate Atlantis S1 Ep. 4 - "We might get married."

DNA Awards: Hannibal - "There was an alligator at our training session."

Stargate SG-1 S8 Ep. 4 - "Hang in there, Joan."

Movie Time - Hannibal - "I don't know what hoes do these days."

Stargate Atlantis S1 Ep. 3 - "Isn't he allergic to citrus?"

Clarice Wrap Up - "Babies don't have to worry about impeding doom."

Stargate SG-1 S8 Ep. 3 - "I made up so many words for regular words."

Clarice S1 Ep. 13 - "People actually listen to you when you've been shot."

Stargate Atlantis S1 Ep. 2 - "They don't even know what the sun looks like."

Clarice S1 Ep. 12 - "Only a good person makes figurine boats."

Stargate Atlantis S1 Ep. 1 - "Teeth should not be put to the test."

Clarice S1 Ep. 11 - "If you had Aaron Rodgers, you still wouldn't have a quarterback."

Stargate SG-1 S8 Ep. 2 - "Everything's wet unless you're on a bridge."

Clarice S1 Ep. 10 - "Everyone is stupid."

Stargate SG-1 S8 Ep. 1 - "They need a mediation attorney."

Clarice S1 Ep. 9 - "I'm sorry I exist."

DNA Awards: Stargate SG-1 Seasons 4-7: " I'd like to do it for entertainment purposes."

Clarice S1 Ep. 8 - "I've become violently unhinged."

Stargate SG-1 Season 7 Wrap Up - "I know how TV works."

Clarice S1 Ep. 7 - "I'm sure all of the smoothies are overpriced."

Stargate SG-1 S7 Ep. 22 - "He should have called in Michael Jordan."

Clarice S1 Ep. 6 - "Men are icky."

Stargate SG-1 S7 Ep. 21 - "Nothing is as deep as Teal'c."

Clarice S1 Ep. 5 - "Stay tuned for the saga of me and my money."

Stargate SG-1 S7 Ep. 20 - "I would quit the podcast on air."

Clarice S1 Ep. 4 - "I hate that man and his nipple rings."

Stargate SG-1 S7 Ep. 19 - "We all know I hate the law."

Clarice S1 Ep. 3 - "No one is alright."

Stargate SG- S7 Ep. 18 - "I'm sad."

Clarice S1 Ep.2 - "Being petty is good for your mental health."

Stargate SG-1 S7 Ep. 17 - "A robot could do this job."

Clarice S1 Ep. 1 - "If you hate your eyes you can pay less."

Stargate SG-1 S7 Ep. 16 - "I'm just a bad person."

Movie Time: The Silence of the Lambs - "Been there, done that, also quit."

Stargate SG-1 S7 Ep. 15 - "Is he the one with the fun hat?"

Hannibal Series Wrap Up - "911, I would like to report a crime."

Stargate SG-1 S7 Ep. 14 - "I'm gonna win therapy."

Hannibal S3 Ep. 13 - "I never got over not liking it."

Stargate SG-1 S7 Ep. 13 - "Truly could not have been creepier."

Hannibal S3 Ep. 12 - "Was the Greek Mythology related to the book or the therapy?"

Stargate SG-1 S7 Ep. - "Everyone you love is dead."

Hannibal S3 Ep. 11: "Some people don't like whimsy."

Stargate SG-1 S7 Ep. 11 - "I just worry, full stop."

Hannibal S3 Ep. 10 - "She's crying over Tony the Tiger."

Stargate SG-1 S7 Ep. 10 - "We're having a fanfiction makeout."

Hannibal S3 Ep. 9 - "Maybe my brain just flushed it out."

Stargate SG-1 S7 Ep. 9 - "Add it to the list."

Hannibal S3 Ep. 8 - "He doesn't defile Baby Bel cheese."

Stargate SG-1 S7 Ep. 8 - "He's CEO of the world."

Hannibal S3 Ep. 7 - "The Guys and Dolls redemption arc."

Stargate SG-1 S7 Ep. 7 - "I'm a lot more scared of life than I was as a child."

Hannibal S3 Ep. 7 - "Is that the lesbian kaleidoscope?"

Stargate SG-1 S7 Ep. 6 - "See something, say something."

Hannibal S3 Ep. 5 - "The least dangerous kind of bear is obviously the Sun Bear."

Stargate SG-1 S7 Ep. 5 - "I mean, have you seen the Louisiana Purchase?"

Hannibal S3 Ep. 4 - "I would pop every tire on that Mystery Machine."

Stargate SG-1 S7 Ep. 4 - "I don't know a ton about aliens, because I've never met one."

Hannibal S3 Ep. 3 - "Surprise, I went to a strip club."

Stargate SG-1 S7 Ep. 3 - "I don't know anything about Germany."

Hannibal S3 Ep. 2 - "I'm thankful for you and Romantasy smut."

Stargate SG-1 S7 Ep. 2 - "I don't know how to measure feelings."

Hannibal S3 EP. 1 - "He's just bad at picking friends."

Stargate SG-1 S7 Ep. 1 - "Nonsense for nonsense's sake."

Movie Time - Hannibal & Red Dragon - "Voldemort is only ugly because he doesn't have a nose."

Stargate SG-1 S6 Wrap Up - "I don't remember that."

Hannibal S2 Wrap Up - "This is the beginning of my epic downfall."

Stargate SG-1 S6 Ep. 22 - "Move into a bunker."

Hannibal S2 Ep. 13 - "We just talk about them, we don't read them."

Stargate SG-1 S6 Ep. 21 - "You'll only see me eat soup."

Hannibal S2 Ep. 12 - "You can't buy a pack of gum for $1.20."

Stargate SG-1 S6 Ep. 20 - "I hope the world still exists then."

Hannibal S2 Ep. 11 - "Those nudes you took, they're still out there."

Stargate SG-1 S6 Ep. 19 - "Everyone's dead but we know how to save them."

Hannibal S2 Ep. 10 - "What am I doing in this weird fucking murder throuple?"

Stargate SG-1 S6 Ep. 18 - "I need all this noise to stop."

Hannibal S2 Ep. 9 - "Reality TV is ruining my life."

Stargate sG-1 S6 Ep. 17 - "Why are we cloning people on a Friday?"

Hannibal S2 Ep. 7 - "Just let us be neurotic in peace."

Stargate SG-1 S6 Ep. 16 - "This isn't Twilight."

Hannibal S2 Ep. 7 - "You really wanna tell me that ethics is a sticking point for you?"

Stargate SG-1 S6 Ep. 15 - "I do know where France is."

Hannibal S2 Ep. 6 - "Tell that to the 27 Club."

Stargate SG-1 S6 Ep. 14 - "I'm going to throw up right now."

Hannibal S2 Ep. 5 - "You can't hide a person in a lobster shell."

Stargate SG-1 S6 Ep. 13 - "These men and their politics."

Hannibal S2 Ep. 4 - "At least I'm going to die one day."

Stargate SG-1 S6 Ep. 12 - "What's that thing in your house that kills you?"

Hannibal S2 Ep. 3 - "All pictures of dinosaurs are wrong."

Stargate SG-1 S6 Ep. 11 - "Is the moon landing fake?"

Hannibal S2 Ep. 2 - "It's that Summertime Sadness."

Stargate SG-1 S6 Ep. 10 - "Add more puzzle pieces and pretend we should know."

Hannibal S2 Ep. 1 - "Maybe if we just learn something."

Stargate SG-1 S6 Ep. 9 - "It's a little mild for where we're at. "

Movie Time - Hannibal Rising - "All I could see was Odin."

Stargate SG-1 S6 Ep. 8 - "I created a new pond."

Hannibal S1 Wrap Up - "Or visually displeasing, as the case may be."

Stargate SG-1 S6 Ep. 7 - "This confirmed I was right...."

Hannibal S1 Ep. 13 - "If I have hair in my teeth, I can't breathe."

Stargate SG-1 S6 Ep. 6 - "This is the way."

Hannibal S1 Ep. 12 - "My magic brain isn't fool-proof."

Stargate SG-1 S6 Ep. 5 - "You use that for cooking not medicating."

Hannibal S1 Ep. 11 - "Do you not remember what it feels like to be a New York City dog?"

Stargate SG-1 S6 Ep. 4 - "What is the word that means goobledy-gook?"

Hannibal S1 Ep. 10 - "Everyone sucks equally."

Stargate SG-1 S6 Ep. 3 - "That feels like a Daniel move."

Hannibal S1 Ep. 9 - "My grandma thought it was a regular tree."

Stargate SG-1 S6 Ep. 2 - "A fourth of a plane sounds a lot bigger than 3 elephants."

Hannibal S1 Ep. 8 - "I didn't fall in love with a psychopath this week."

Stargate SG-1 S6 Ep. 1 - "I hate myself for liking him."

Hannibal S1 Ep. 7 - "Is that where he wanted to touch Michael Jackson's greatness?"

Stargate SG-1 Season 5 Wrap Up - "You were trapped in a small space for too long."

Hannibal S1 Ep. 6 - "Why would the Chesapeake Ripper be in Boston?"

Stargate SG-1 S5 Ep. 22 - "I punch people all the time when they're dead."

Hannibal S1 Ep. 5 - "Are there songs about geese?"

Stargate SG-1 S5 Ep. 21 - "Things don't get better."

Hannibal S1 Ep. 4 - "I would like to lick his cousin."

Stargate SG-1 S5 Ep. 20 - "Start a prison."

Hannibal S1 Ep. 3 - "Voodoo is always on my mind."

Stargate SG-1 S5 Ep. 19 - "The movement starts here."

Hannibal S1 Ep.2 - "I'm sure there's fanfiction."

Stargate SG-1 S5 Ep. 18 - "In a toxic relationship with K'Tano."

Hannibal S1 Ep. 1 - "Is Timothee Chalamet a cannibal?"

Stargate SG-1 S5 Ep. 17 - "So many trips, no many jobs."

Movie Time - Escaping the Madhouse: The Nellie Bly Story - "Not the time to have a break through."

Stargate SG-1 S5 Ep. 16 - "I always wish it was anyone but Daniel."

AHS Asylum - Wrap Up - "They're bloodhounds, dude."

Stargate SG-1 S5 Ep. 15 - "Just go to the 90s and pick a fruit."

AHS Asylum Ep. 13 - "I think we're lower than we started."

Stargate SG-1 S5 Ep. 14: "I don't think he's ever met a woman."

AHS - Asylum Ep. 12 - "I'm too busy to commit crimes."

Stargate SG-1 S5 Ep. 13 - "This is the most well-rested I've ever been."

AHS - Asylum - Ep. 11 - "Anyone can find it and sing to me when I'm dead."

Stargate SG-1 S5 Ep. 12 - "Everyone's drunk."

AHS - Asylum Ep. 10 - "The Angel of Death is the best."

Stargate SG-1 S5 Ep. 11 - "I'm always wrong."

AHS - Asylum: Ep. 9 - "None of my thoughts belong in public."

Stargate SG-1 S5 Ep, 10 - "I'm going to do it with apathy."

AHS: Asylum Ep. 8 - "I really thought it was Joe Pesci. "

Stargate SG-1 S5 Ep. 9 - "It could be the end of all earth."

AHS - Asylum Ep. 7 - "It would be a great spot the difference game."

Stargate SG-1 S5 Ep. 8 - "I couldn't tell you how many legs there were."

AHS - Asylum Ep. 6 - "Edgar Allan Poe would never be in love with me."

Stargate SG-1 S5 Ep, 7 - "Once you tell the truth, there's nowhere to go back to."

AHS- Asylum Ep. 5 - "There's too many Annies."

Stargate SG-1 S5 Ep. 6 - "Is it a band-aid or does it stab you in the face like a belt?"

AHS - Asylum Ep. 4: "There was a lot of bread in this episode."

Stargate SG-1 S5 Ep. 5 - "I'll stop eating for that."

AHS - Asylum Ep. 3 - "Off-camera, I'm sure you look like a stripper."

Stargate SG-1 S5 Ep. 4 - "Only happy endings, no death."

AHS: Asylum Ep. 2 - "I'm just picturing a little lesbian elf."

Stargate SG-1 S5 Ep. 3 - "I've never seen a Frank Oz film."

AHS: Asylum Ep. 1 - "Why does he hurt me so?"

Stargate SG-1 S5 Ep, 2 - "You're really good at numbers today."

Movie Time: The Exorcist: Believer: "If I was the one who made this movie, it wouldn't have come out."

Stargate SG-1 S5 Ep. 1 - "I wanted him to shake it like a magic 8 ball."

DNA Awards: The Exorcist - "A clog is a wooden dancing shoe."

Stargate SG-1 Season 4 Wrap Up - "That's more of a feeling, not really a prediction."

The Exorcist - Season 2 Wrap Up - "If Mouse and Bennett were running an ice cream stand..."

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 22 - "You have to be a lot closer in horseshoes than in hand grenades."

The Exorcist S2 Ep. 10 - "I think I was depressed when I wrote that too."

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 21 - "If you needed a reason to quit your life, I'm here for you."

The Exorcist S2 Ep. 9: "New York City rats are affected by demons."

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 20 - "I'll lose a little respect for him if he doesn't."

The Exorcist S2 Ep. 8 - "How many people with Covid were actually possessed?"

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 19 - "You sit down and we'll bring your fairy lights to you."

The Exorcist S2 Ep. 7 - "She can't get more dead."

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 18 - "I do love a poison dart frog."

The Exorcist S2 Ep. 6 - "I don't know if I was Romeo and Juliet smart at four."

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 17 - "You don't give off taking over the world vibes."

The Exorcist S2 Ep. 5 - "I worry I think about exorcisms too much."

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 16 - "That's only what supervillains say."

The Exorcist S2 Ep. 4 - "I think your island is possessed."

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 15 "I really wanted him to sing a lament."

The Exorcist S2 Ep. 3 - "Tobias is not a demon name."

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 14 - "You just turned into a sociopath, but it's okay."

The Exorcist S2 Ep. 2 - "The Pope's not coming to Buffalo."

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 13 - "We're in our Shakespeare Tragedy Era now."

The Exorcist S2 Ep. 1 - "Cobalt is a stripper or a horse."

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 12 "You do have a brain in your head."

The Exorcist S1 Recap - "Everyone always blames the sad lesbian."

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 11 - "I don't know if that's illegal."

The Exorcist S1 Ep. 10 - "You have so many missions this week."

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 10 - "I like him even more when he doesn't have his glasses on."

The Exorcist S1 Ep. 9 - "How else would I know if my mom is demon?"

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 9 - "But for good reasons, not culty reasons..."

The Exorcist S1 Ep. 8 - "They're all chubby grey-haired white men."

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 8 - "This is why people did the drugs."

The Exorcist S1 Ep. 7 - "Why do you have no shirt on?"

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 7 - "I'm not here to judge their level of education."

The Exorcist S1 Ep. 6 - "How is JFK everywhere?"

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 6 - "They're not even hot dogs."

The Exorcist S1 Ep. 5 - "My own voice yelling at me was very concerning."

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 5 - "Make a comeback with a Meow Mix commercial."

The Exorcist S1 Ep. 4 - "Wouldn't you rather it was something else?"

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 4 - "I think a symbiote was responsible for that dream."

The Exorcist S1 Ep. 3 - "I feel safest with the angry man."

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 3 - "This is the wildest thing to ever happen in the world."

The Exorcist S1 Ep.2 - "One of you is more wrong."

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep.2 - "What if the first human you met was Hitler?"

The Exorcist S1 Ep. 1 - "This was like proper scary."

Stargate SG-1 S4 Ep. 1 - "Don't look at people that you used to know."

Movie Time - The Exorcist - "Can we have a banned books bus tour?"

DNA Awards - Stargate SG-1: Part 1 - "You can see on Youtube that we are crying."

AHS Murder House Recap - "Really? What else is on your resume?"

Stargate SG-1 Season 3 Recap - "Turns out, I'm a pretentious asshole."

AHS Murder House Ep. 12 - "I don't think you can sell a house for parts."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 22 - "I would go to his Fireside Chat."

AHS Murder House Ep. 11 - "No one's ever gotten pregnant by a ghost."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 21 - "I spiraled thinking of trade secrets."

AHS Murder House Ep. 10 - "You can't cut a cake with a butter knife."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 20 "I would just assume you had just done ayahuasca."

AHS - Murder House Ep. 9 - "I've never met that man."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 19 - "It's like the Lorax flower."

AHS - Murder House Ep. 8 - "I'm not okay, and I'm drinking."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 18 - "Their morals, that's what they've sold."

American Horror Story - Murder House Ep. 7 - "I have been to O.J.'s house."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 17 - "That feels like a real plot hole."

American Horror Story - Murder House Ep. 6 - "I don't like it."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 16 - "It doesn't have that much taste to start."

American Horror Story - Murder House - Ep. 5 - "I don't know shit about J.D. Salinger."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 15 - "I love our Asian Education."

American Horror Story - Murder House - Ep. 4 - "It's Halloween and she's dead in your backyard."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 14- "Why can't Jack hear anything?"

American Horror Story - Murder House Ep. 3 - "A lot of Karens work at McDonald's."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 13 - "You know the gummies that have drugs in them."

American Horror Story - Murder House Ep. 2 - "I think murder trumps cheating."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 12 - "Anything else would have been too convenient."

American Horror Story - Murder House Ep. 1: "Do not take sage from strangers."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 11: "You come from your father."

Movie Time - American Psycho - "You are not the target audience for this movie."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 10 - "This is my final resignation...again."

DNA Awards: Bates Motel - "Everything that films in Vancouver can't figure out weather."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 9 - "I created an entirely new world for this to make sense."

Bates Motel S5 Ep. 10 - "And what a year it has been."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 8 - "There was so much symbolism in this episode!"

Bates Motel S5 Ep. 9 - "That would be a thing I never suspected."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 7 - "I don't have to drink alcohol with people, but I do need to drink coffee with people."

Bates Motel S5 Ep. 8 - "Chick is every thirty-something listening to true crime podcasts."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 6 - "I thought surely, I had clicked on the wrong season."

Bates Motel S5 Ep. 7 - "You taxidermied this broad's body in a seated position."

Stargate S3 Ep. 5 - "I feel like that had a big comment on society."

Bates Motel S5 Ep. 6 - "She does what all the 90's R&B tells us to do."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 4 - "Welcome to the new era we're in today."

Bates Motel S5 Ep. 5 - "You're not making good choices in life."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep. 3 - "He gets his own facetime!"

Bates Motel S5 Ep. 4 - "He thrives on the nonsense."

Stargate SG-1 S3 Ep.2 - "I've never been that much into spree killing."

Bates Motel S5 Ep. 3 - "She's a liar and a crazy person."

Stargate SG-1 S3: "I don't know what to do with myself now."

Bates Motel S5 Ep. 2 - "He was too busy killing his English teacher."

Stargate Origins: Catherine - "Theoretically, this storyline shouldn't have happened."

Bates Motel S5 Ep. 1 - "You don't have to sneak away from your own hallucination."

Stargate SG-1 Season 2 Recap: "I'm an adult; I buy my own stuff."

Movie Time - The Blair Witch Project: "I don't care that they died in the end."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep. 22 - "I don't recognize one person here."

Bates Motel S4 Ep. 10 - "Funerals are fucking expensive."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep. 21 - "I use Nikola Tesla as the answer for everything."

Bates Motel S4 Ep. 9 - "He knew everything."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep.20 - "Is it a Care Bear? Is it an Ewok?"

Bates Motel S4 Ep. 8 - "I always know a short list of beds in walking distance."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep. 19 - "Congrats on tying anything in to this episode."

Bates Motel S4 Ep. 7 - "I found my Hallmark man."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep. 18 - "That's why you don't order salad from a pizza place."

Bates Motel S4 Ep. 6 - "Norma Louise, that is straight up gaslighting."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep. 17 - "Daniel, why are you so weird all the time?"

Bates Motel S4 Ep. 5 - "... it's the last happy moment you'll have."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep. 16 - "I have no idea what's going on here."

Bates Motel S4 Ep. 4 - "The Christmas Snowflake Holiday Party Festival Concert Carnival"

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep. 15: "I'm a math genius, and I'm smarter than Daniel Jackson."

Bates Motel S4 Ep 3: "This place is not as fancy as the foyer made it out to be."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep. 14 - "I'm gonna guess it's heavier than plastic."

Bates Motel S4 Ep. 2 - "I quite literally have chills on every inch of my body."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep. 13 - "It's the exercise planet now."

Bates Motel S4 Ep. 1 - "God dammit, Tom Cruise is actually a good actor."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep 12: "I don't want a partner, that feels like a lot of work."

Movie Time - Urban Legends - "I don't just lick strangers."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep.11 - "I don't want to tell you how I feel."

Bates Motel S3 Ep. 10 - "Why do good men let women ruin them?"

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep. 10 - "Teal'c could totally commit a crime right now and get away with it."

Bates Motel S3 Ep. 9 - "I don't think God provides drug money."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep. 9 - "It's been 5 minutes."

Bates Motel S3 Ep. 8: "I was almost ejected from a middle school basketball game, more than once."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep. 8 - "We don't have Sha're anymore."

Bates Motel S3 Ep. 7 - "I am still not an organ donor."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep. 7: "With Y2K, the world should have just ended."

Bates Motel S3 Ep. 6 - "My life is not doing well, I'm going to move."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep. 6 : "Loki's coming out of the Stargate."

Bates Motel S3 Ep. 5 - "Most people aren't covering up crimes everyday."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep. 5 :"Could you imagine if you put Voldemort in the sarcophagus?"

Bates Motel S3 Ep. 4 - "Coach Carr would be so disappointed."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep4 - "Humans do ruin everything."

Bates Motel S3 Ep. 3 - "We have as many episodes as original Pokemon."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep. 3 - "It's like an alien abduction but for realsies."

Bates Motel S3 Ep. 2 - "Ramen is the best date food."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep.2 - "I don't know why I'm defending it like that."

Bates Motel S3 Ep.1 - "No red flags were raised for me."

Stargate SG-1 S2 Ep. 1 - "He's died like 50 times so he's probably fine."

Movie Time - Last Night in Soho - "That is a tall lanky man."

Stargate SG-1 Season 1 - Recap - "If you're still sad, take Prozac."

Bates Motel S2 Ep. 10 - "I absolutely fake it through every day of my life."

Stargate SG-1 S1 Ep21 - "Why can't I call you on my globe?"

Bates Motel S2 Ep.9 - "I wanna see your lighter side, baby."

Stargate SG-1 S1 Ep 20 - "Keep it to yourself, that's all I ask."

Bates Motel S2 Ep 8 - "Bird Taxidermy does go with everything."

Stargate SG-1 S1 Ep.19 - "You know when you take things from the Cave of Wonders it's bad."

Bates Motel S2 Ep. 7 - "I was having a really interesting conversation about Nicholas Cage today."

Stargate SG-1 S1 Ep. 18 - "I feel like I'm in a fever dream."

Bates Motel S2 Ep. 6 - "You've had a lot of convenient deaths, ma'am."

Stargate SG-1 S1 Ep.17 - "We're not a math podcast."

Bates Motel S2 Ep. 5 - "You've killed more people than you've had sex with."

Stargate SG-1 S1 Ep. 16 - "Are we reaching out to the aliens directly right now?"

Bates Motel S2 Ep. 4: "I think that's the year I got strep throat for my birthday."

Stargate SG-1 S1 Ep. 15: "I know what I'm saying is incorrect, and I don't care."

Bates Motel S2 Ep.3: "I'm absolutely unhinged today."

Stargate SG-1 S1 Ep.14 - "All dreams are possible with crack cocaine."

Bates Motel S2 Ep. 2 - "But only because he shot Derek Shepherd."

Stargate SG-1 S1 Ep. 13 - "We're still opening things we shouldn't be opening."

Bates Motel S2 Ep.1: "Who are the good guys?"

Stargate SG-1 S1 Ep. 12 - "I would like to talk about Teal'c's outfit choices."

Movie Time - The Woman in Black - "Love is for suckers, it's stupid, don't do it."

Stargate SG-1 S1 Ep.11: "We're too far in."

Bates Motel S1 Ep. 10 - "Yes, I absolutely trust you with my life."

Stargate SG-1 S1 Ep.10: "I thought it was a spider."

Bates Motel S1 Ep. 9: "I did not panic. I did not die."

Stargate SG-1 S1 Ep. 9: "12 minutes is a really long time."

Bates Motel S1 Ep. 8 - "Senor Senior Junior went to Harvard?"

Stargate SG-1 S1 Ep.8 - "Don't eat Marriage Cake."

Bates Motel S1 Ep. 7 - "That's not where you keep knives in the kitchen."

Stargate SG-1 S1 Ep. 7 - "I'm starting to get behind the writing."

Bates Motel S1 Ep. 6 - "I too would probably drive my car into something."

Stargate SG-1 S1 Ep. 6 "I know I'm not over the top Scorpio all the time."

Bates Motel S1 Ep. 5: "Deputy Hottie, you have all the brain cells of an amoeba."

Stargate SG-1 S1 Ep. 5 - "Why is he missing?"

Bates Motel S1 Ep. 4: "That was fucking Professor Quirrell."

Stargate SG-1 S1 EP. 4 - "That caught me off guard."

Bates Motel S1 Ep. 3 - "There's a 0 percent chance there was Coke in that Jack and Coke."

Stargate SG-1 S1 Ep.3: "You would be beaten."

Bates Motel S1 Ep. 2: "I can't remember my 21st birthday."

Stargate SG-1: S1 Ep.2 - "Who was not the dad from Modern Family."

Bates Motel S1 Ep.1 - "I attract toxic men."

Stargate SG-1: S1 Ep. 1 - "It's a mix between Floo Powder and travelling in the TARDIS."

Dead Like Me: The DNA Awards - "My buttcrack was everybody's best friend."

Dead Like Me: Life After Death: "It was all downhill from there."

Dead Like Me S2 Review: "I think it's dumb to appease anyone."

Dead Like Me S2 Ep. 15: "You better eat as many nuts as you want right now."

Dead Like Me S2 Ep. 14: "That's the President of the United States."

Dead Like Me S2 Ep. 13: "A dirty package is what she's looking for."

Dead Like Me S2 Ep. 12: "I feel like that was all of my friends behind my back."

Dead Like Me S2 Ep. 11 - "It's just not how I would have shot the scene."

Dead Like Me S2 Ep. 10 - "Mason is clearly a beta."

Dead Like Me: S2 Ep.9 - "No one saw you go under a table?"

Dead Like Me S2 Ep. 8 - “I know shit about lizards."

Dead Like Me S2 Ep. 7 - "I do know everything better than everyone else."

Dead Like Me S2 Ep. 6 - I'm so sick of the MSG hate."

Dead Like Me S2 Ep. 5 - “This is one of the reasons I would not speed date."

Dead Like Me S2 Ep. 4 - “My lipstick is called Shame because I've never felt any."

Dead Like Me S2 Ep. 3 - “We're in too deep."

Dead Like Me S2 Ep. 2 - “I've only had to file a police report once."

Dead Like Me S2 Ep. 1 - "We haven't taken a life in ages."

Dead Like Me S1 Wrap Up - “Neither of us have had coffee."

Dead Like Me S1 Ep. 14 - “Give me my pants and I will help you."

Dead Like Me S1 Ep. 13 - “I love a themed monopoly game."

Dead Like Me S1 Ep. 12 - “I need tequila and to punch someone."

Dead Like Me S1 Ep. 11 - “The rules don't apply in alcohol land."

Dead Like Me S1 Ep. 10 - “My mom just thinks I'm an idiot."

Dead Like Me S1 Ep. 9 - “If it's your step-dad, wouldn't that be your mom?"

Dead Like Me S1 Ep. 8 - “And by sober, I mean I wasn't blackout."

Dead Like Me S1 Ep. 7 - “If you direct a movie, you call me."

Dead Like Me S1 Ep. 6 - “I don't think I'm the problem here."

Dead Like Me S1 Ep. 5 - “I'll eat funnel cake and hold your stuff."

Dead Like Me S1 Ep. 4 "We're going to change the name of the podcast to medicated and caffeinated."

Dead Like Me S1 Ep. 3 - “I just let my brain do what it wants."

Dead Like Me S1 Ep. 2 - “And like, don't put a drill in your head."

Dead Like Me S1 Ep. 1 - “I love frogs and toads."

Movie Time - Psycho - “Did doors not have locks in 1960?"

Movie Time - Stargate (1994) - “So, it's like their telephone pole fell down?"

Movie Time - Hide and Seek - “I don't even know what you want me to think."

Kolchak - DNA Awards - “Mr. Worldwide is okay with me."

Kolchak - S1 Ep. 20 - “Real reason I'm single and have 3 friends."

Kolchak - S1 Ep. 19 - "Do you sell feet?"

Kolchak - S1 Ep. 18 - “A castle would be ideal, but I'm not picky."

Kolchak - S1 Ep. 17 - “You told me my life was gonna be okay. I think you lied."

Kolchak - S1 Ep. 16 - “Now that we've turned this into a Bachelor podcast..."

Kolchak - S1 Ep. 15 - “Oh my God, he trauma dumped!"

Kolchak - S1 Ep. 14 - “And that's how I learned turkeys could fly."

Kolchak - S1 Ep. 13 - “Baseball Butts in Bell Bottoms"

Kolchak - S1 Ep.12 “Google was invented in 1998; how many people have used their brain since then?"

Kolchak - S1 Ep. 11 - “Oh my God, I love Danny DeVito."

Kolchak - S1 Ep. 10 - “He's like Castle. He solves crimes and writes books."

Kolchak - S1 Ep. 9 - “Kurt Cobain is to blame for crack."

Kolchak - S1 Ep. 8 - One year later and this is the episode we get?

Kolchak My interior is made up of caffeine, candy, and the hope that someday, someone will love me."

Kolchak - S1 Ep. 6 - "I can't word good right now."

Kolchak - S1 Ep. 5 - “I don't have a boyfriend, and I would never buy that for my father."

Kolchak - S1 Ep. 4 - “She must have sucked on him."

Kolchak - S1 Ep. 3 - “Fiction, for those of you who don't read books, means not real."

Kolchak - S1 Ep. 2 - “I wear underwear, obviously."

Kolchak - S1 Ep. 1 - “I don't know how film worked in the 70s."

Kolchak: The Night Strangler - “Fuck little demon kids, I don't like them"

Kolchak: The Night Stalker - “Like a true reporter, take a picture and move aside."

Bloopers! "I got Mommy Milkers, might as well use them."

Movie Time - Twilight - “I'm perfectly stable."

Hemlock Grove - DNA Awards - “We're not critics, we didn't go to school for this."

Hemlock Grove S3 Wrap Up - “One neck chomp and he's exploded."

Hemlock Grove S3 Ep. 10 - “He's just got a sore shoulder from arm day."

Hemlock Grove S3 Ep. 9 - “The feeling that has to be there for me is tequila."

Hemlock Grove S3 Ep. 8 - “If it wasn't illegal it would be nice."

Hemlock Grove S3 Ep. 7 - “He's so tall and his butt is so small."

Hemlock Grove S3 Ep. 6 - “My waist is a catfish."

Hemlock Grove S3 Ep. 5 - “How do you remember what a hexagon is?

Hemlock Grove S3 Ep. 4 - “He's a frog."

Hemlock Grove S3 Ep. 3 - “She can't eat him, she might as well f*** him."

Hemlock Grove S3 Ep. 2 - “Like, Sis, if this was Dateline..."

Hemlock Grove S3 Ep1 - “I'm trying to be a little classier than road head."

Movie Time - Rebecca (2020) - “The city will be burning."

Hemlock Grove S2 Wrap Up - “Trash is what I've come to expect!"

Hemlock Grove S2 Ep. 10 - “I think he shaves his buttcheeks."

Hemlock Grove S2 Ep. 9 - “It's poetry! It's subjective!"

Hemlock Grove S2 Ep. 8 - I once knew an 18 year old boy, and that's where all the problems started."

Hemlock Grove S2 Ep. 7 - “I mean, I've never been in a mental institution."

Hemlock Grove S2 Ep. 6 - " I want to bleach my eyeballs after that scene."

Hemlock Grove S2 Ep 5 - “But last week she was gonna eat his coq au vin?"

Hemlock Grove S2 Ep. 4 - “Well, we're going to jail..."

Hemlock Grove S2 Ep. 3 - “That throat kick would have been illegal in MMA."

Hemlock Grove S2 Ep. 2 - “He's the vampire Batman."

Hemlock Grove S2 Ep. 1 - “You could have at least dropped her at a bus station."

Movie Time - Halloween - “If the right cult had hit me at 17..."

Hemlock Grove S1 Wrap Up - “Don't ruin this podcast with your trash."

Hemlock Grove S1 Ep. 13 - “It's just... not good."

Hemlock Grove S1 Ep. 12 - “Didn't know it was sharing is caring time."

Hemlock Grove S1 Ep. 11 - “Drink Red Fanta and stop caring."

Hemlock Grove S1 Ep. 10 - “I say bad words and drink wine."

Hemlock Grove S1 Ep. 9 - “Was it as awkward as a naked leopard?"

Hemlock Grove S1 Ep. 8 - “Oh, God, I have to sneeze."

Hemlock Grove S1 Ep. 7 - “This show really sticks with ya..."

Hemlock Grove S1 Ep. 6 - “I'd rather have a rager in a Wal-Mart parking lot."

Hemlock Grove S1 Ep. 5 - “Between the two of us, we share one brain."

Hemlock Grove S1 Ep. 4 - “Is there, like, a school for serial killers?"

Hemlock Grove S1 Ep. 3 - “Was it just bad storytelling, or does it mean more?"

Hemlock Grove S1 Ep. 2 - “Well, that's one way to get blood..."

Hemlock Grove S1 Ep. 1 - “And she also rents out Pennsylvania..."

Episode 1: Welcome to the Podcast