Skip to content
PodParley
Deez Foolz cover art

All Episodes

Deez Foolz — 100 episodes

#
Title
1

“The way she squooze my nutz”
2

“Sex with me is like cooking, that shit better be hot”
3

“The bitch had me in baby ass wipe position”
4

Live from Cicada Ink!!

5

“He won’t listen to me but out here taking gas station pills”
6

“Copious amounts of pwussy”
7

“I set atmospheres for love making”
8

“This caused me so much trauma my titty’s are depressed, I need some new ones”
9

“Is the love you give reciprocated”
10

“Bereavement dick is amazing”
11

“Hip rolling off cocaine!??”

12

“You ugly so you overcompensate lol”
13

“Y’all ever got some disappointing nudes”

14

“I’m a husband at heart” New Year, New Foolz!
15

“Captain Fellatio returns”
16

“I ain’t gon say no names but savage might be homophobic”
17

“Who would y’all rather be Melvin from baby boy or Nate from set it off?”
18

Randy chapter 6 verse 17
19

“I washed dishes and made pork chops that day”
20

“Ear or A$$”
21

Any mini miny moe who’s the most toxic on this show?!

22

"I cried during the passion of the christ to get some P#$$y"

E
23

You know how much porn you gotta watch to realize a change in a b$##% work ethnic?!?

E
24

Buddy tryna eat a$$ in a zombie apocalypse 😂
25

“The Ph Un-balancer”

26

“I’m rather good, at being kinda good to women who deserve more from me”
27

“You like 3 of my pictures you getting a 🍆 pic”
28

Jay vs. Wayne

29

“I was mad when I found out Paul Wall was white”
30

“Y’all ain’t watch Pootie tang and it shows”
31

“He went to the er with a Lysol can in his @$$?!?”
32

“it’s nothing wrong with giving a chick some dirty d#%k
33

I ain't got to like you to suck yo D$#&

34

“Buddy said he don’t moan during sex”
35

“Can we bump uglies” 👀
36

“I was licking on this girl dead grandma tattoos”
37

Women want a dash of ugly?

38

Back to the basics and What’s with women and premeditated murder?
39

You was f#%$%#! Girls on they period in high school?!??

40

Y’all got favorite crackheads?!?

41

"I don't like light skins cause they penis pink"

E
42

Wtf is a snap dragon?

E
43

If men had any sense and stop thinking about a$$ and titties

E
44

"We was dancing to songs about balls" and RANDY'S SPECIAL MESSAGE

E
45

I'm tryna get all 10 titties in my mouth

E
46

"you listening to yo grandma who husband got two other families"

E
47

"She could have 3 titties and one arm"

E
48

The term Red Flag was used alot here

E
49

"Sex don't start in the bedroom"

E
50

You wanna fix the issue? Pull ya d%$# out!

E
51

"I know a lady who like musty men"

E
52

Watermelon outweighs Greens

E
53

Pu$$y is not a gift"

E
54

"Either He was gon be a pastor or run a funeral home"

E
55

Im fine with being medium ugly

E
56

"Who tf, came down and said women shouldn't be told no"

E
57

"Everybody operating on some kind of trauma" (LIFE COACH SPECIAL)

E
58

We were not taught how to love someone properly

E
59

Date em all is not the same as F%$# em all?!?

E
60

Listening is something us men don't do well!

E
61

You every tried to touch a bih heart with yo D!#$?!?

E
62

Ima drop a cast iron skillet on yo d!&% while you sleep (BLACK QUEEN EDITION)

E
63

Can a nigga be a thot?

E
64

Step 1 cut a hole in a box, Step 2 put yo D!%$ in that box

E
65

Cheat Up or Cheat Down?

E
66

"They say barbers the biggest hoes"

E
67

"Son, a nigga sweated on you?!?!"

E
68

"It takes you seven days to build a man"

E
69

"I hate this term, Happy life, Happy wife"

E
70

"Orgies in high school dont count"

E
71

A married man's perspective

E
72

I AIN'T FIGHTING NO NIGGA NAME FLOYD (SOME OLD N&%#!S TALKING SHIT)

E
73

DERON SPEAKS!! Return of the light skinned MACK!

E
74

My check 75 dollars she want 25!

E
75

Advil stop rape?!?!?!? (Pill Cosby)

E
76

Have you ever seen a Roxy Reynolds video? We had sex six times in one night!

E
77

You hate her like Samuel L Jackson hated Django... (make up meat)

E
78

You peaked in the 5th grade

E
79

B$%#% you dead I don't care

E
80

"My d*%k was hard for two school years"

E
81

Everybody Wants us to be perfect (Black men)

E
82

Hands on my knees shaking ass on my thot shit Teachers edition! Part 1 & 2

E
83

soo I was on my way to vacation bible school!

E
84

My nigga lightskinned he just got dark skinned tendencies

E
85

Manslaughter and Petty thieves....

E
86

You can be average in bed if the money rolling in!

E
87

99.9% of women won't!

E
88

Friday Night Lights Carroll High School and Richwood Edition

E
89

Young Kings giving back (Monroe City Academy League) F&$@ Lebron!

E
90

"I'm listening but I ain't heard shit you said"

E
91

"Almost went to jail for 100 dollars"

E
92

My Son might have to eat some $%#

E
93

T.A.O aka Please Say the baby

E
94

Ain't talk about nothing we was suppose to but sports~

E
95

King Kong Cute?!?!?!

E
96

"You planned a kid at 15"

E
97

Randy Lies sometimes

E
98

pizza and P****

E
99

1 Deez Foolz pilot