All episodes
Defend Cleveland Show - Monday, June 20th, 2016, aka The Cavaliers Championship Show!
DCP Episode 250 - The Final Episode, aka Goodbye Forever!
Episode 249 - Admiring Skipper And His 12 Inch Long Dawg... Let's Play Ball!
Episode 248 - "F**k My Algorithm!"
Episode 247 - If You're Paying Attention At All, Acceptance Is Needed Well Before There's Ever Any Grief
Episode 246 - People Who Get Excited About Super Bowl Commercials Shouldn't Ever Be Invited To The Party
Episode 245 - The King's Done It (Because Of Course He Did)
Episode 244 - Even If You've Waited Your Whole Life To See The Godfather, It's Still Somehow Even Greater Than Everyone Has Told You It Is
Episode 243 - (Unsurprisingly) Some Southern States Celebrate The Traitorous Confederate General Robert E. Lee On The Same Day As MLK Day... You Really Gotta Wonder What Martin Luther King Jr. Would Have To Say To That?
Episode 242 - Letterboxd Illustrates Just How Skewed Cinema Has Always Been (And Exactly How Many Hours Of Your Life You've Spent Consuming It)
Episode 241 - How Do You Like Soccer Now?
Episode 240 - Everything Happens For A Reason... ?!
Episode 239 - Maybe The Browns Always Being Terrible Is The End A Good Thing For The City?
Episode 238 - Hooray, The World Cup! (...But First We Really Need To Discuss How FIFA and Qatar Are Both Evil)
Episode 237 - "Drink A Lot Of Dim Sum, Some"...?
Episode 236 - That Dude In The Cleveland Clowns Costume Now Has To Wear It For Every Game
Episode 235 - What A Run
Episode 234 - Having The Guardians And Cavs Teams To Root For Almost Makes Up For Having To Root For The Browns (Almost)
Episode 233 - The Most Enjoying Moment In CLE Sports Since Cavs Won It All In 2016
Episode 232 - The Final Countdown (And Not A Reference To The Band Europe)
Episode 231 - Much Love For John Adams, aka The GOAT Fan-Hobo
Episode 230 - Get Your Deshaun Watson Sexual Predator Advent Calendar Today!
Episode 229 - The Deshaun Watson Chant We Want To Hear In Every Stadium He Plays (Including Cleveland's)
Episode 228 - Got A Bad Case Of The Corn Sweats
Episode 227 - "Why Is Deshaun Watson Even On The Browns?!" (Because The Haslams Are And Continue To Be The Biggest Problem With This Team)
Episode 226 - Defend Cleveland Officially Commissions Its Own Factual Brains Album About Defend Cleveland! (Redux)
Episode 225 - Even Though Our Terrestrial Robot Overlords Stopped Our Broadcast, The Show Must Go On
Episode 224.5 - Does Anyone Actually Know What "Spangled" Means?
Episode 224 - Who's Ready To Join The Defend Cleveland Atheist Chapter Of The Satanic Temple?
Episode 223 - To One And All, May We Introduce You To The Condiment Cow
Episode 222 - Is There A Point In This Onslaught Of Brownsy Where We Should Actually Feel Sorry For Stefanski?
Episode 221.5 - Feel That Brownsy Burn, Baby
Episode 221 - Seeking Paid Leave For Being An Irritant
Episode 220 - Cop Golf! (Be Afraid)
Episode 219 - Remembering What Liberty's Meant For Half A Century, And Finding Out It Can All Change Overnight
Episode 218 - Nope, "Pray For America" Is Not In The Bible Anywhere
Episode 217 - As High Expectations and Enthusiasm Greeted The Holiday(s) Weekend, It Sure Felt Like Same Ol' Cleveland By Monday
Episode 216 - How Ironic Would It Be If The "Anti-Racism" Language In House Bill 616 Could Also Be Used To Remove All Native American Themed Mascots From The Over 200 Schools In The State Who Still Have These Racist Names And Mascots?
Episode 215 - The Science (i.e., Facts) Behind Red States Being Bad For Both Body And Mind
Episode 214 - With The Brownsiest Move Ever, CLE Uses Cursed Monkey Paw Wish To Finally Land A Top Tier QB
Episode 213 - Let There Be Baseball (Explaining the Next 5 Years For The Game, And How The Owners Almost Entirely Shutout The Players In The Newly Bargained Deal, As Expected)
Episode 212 - It's Starting To Look Like Society Might Be Figuring Out Who The Real Villains Are... (It Rhymes With "Millionaire" and Begins With The Letter "B")
Episode 211 - What A Week It Was (Especially When You're This Particular Kind Of Sports Show), Huh?
Episode 210 - Remembering A Little Too Late To Stay Focused When The Cosmos Is Spitting Synchronicities At You
Episode 209 - Super Bowl LVI's Fortnight Headlines Will Hopefully Be A Reckoning For The League, And Definitely Not The Headlines The NFL Wanted
Episode 208 - Neil Young Is Very Angry, This Much We Know For Sure
Episode 207 - Believe It Or Not, This Is The Best Time To Ever Be Alive
Episode 206 - A Haters Guide To Ohio (While Still Defending Cleveland)
Episode 205 - Peering Ahead Towards A Better Tomorrow (aka, Happy 2022 New Year!)
Episode 204 - Everything You Need To Know About How & Why Spotify Is Evil
Episode 203 - The Fever Killing Return To All Things Must Brownsy
Episode 202 - Happy Thanksgiving Week!
Episode 201 - Why Don't Most Professional Kitchens Have Microwaves?
Episode 200! - Getting Lost In The Event Horizon Of One's Own Hubris
Episode 199 - Turns Out The Scariest Things This Halloween Season Are The Gross Hypocrites Who Own And Operate Professional Sports
Episode 198 - Sitting In The Cheap Seats Of A Browns Game: A Sociological Study
Episode 197 - When Sports Clearly Shouldn't Be Compared To Art
Episode 196 - People Always Gonna Be Greedy, It's Some Of What We Do Best
Episode 195 - A Coven Of Outer-Rim Gift Shop Witches Have Cursed This Show... Possibly?
Episode 194 - Goats Are Scary As Hell And Why Would Anyone Want To Pet The Damned Things
Episode 193 - Wondering If Baker Mayfield Would Be A Better QB If His Name Was Dick Bush?
Episode 192 - The Conspirituality Rabbit Hole
Episode 191 - Hooray... Go On With Your Day
Episode 190 - Rooting For The Athletes But Finding It Difficult To Cheer For Our Flag
Episode 189 - Sick Of All These F'n B.A.B.s (Broke A$$ Billionaires)
Episode 188 - Go Guardians!
Episode 187 - The Origin Of Memes Probably Isn't What You Think It Is, And Hoping There's Never An NBA Finals Game On A Saturday Night Ever Again
Episode 186 - Microdosing Pyschedelics (And Mollie Gets Her Shane)
Episode 185 - Happy Freedom! Go! Boom!
Episode 184 - Zero Love (Brought To You By Mayonnaise)
Episode 183 - Rich American Irony, Hooray
Episode 182 - Bring On The MLB Goo Cops!
Episode 181 - Yep, It's Sure Sounding Like The Cleveland Baseball Team Is Going To Choose A Terrible New Name (If They Ever Even Get Around To Doing It Instead Of Just Talking About It)
Episode 180 - We're All Getting A Job At Cedar Point This Summer, And MLB's Problem With Sticky Balls!
Episode 179 - Living In A Vax-a-Million World
Episode 178 - Separating Sports (and Star Wars) Fan Fiction From What's Real
Episode 177 - Grading The 2021 NFL Draft In CLE, And Fixing Things By Painting A Dick On It
Episode 176 - The Draft "Experts" Are Worse At What They Do Than The CLE Baseball Team Is At Hitting The Ball, And Other Factual Musings About The 2021 NFL Draft
Episode 175 - The Browns Are (Finally) The Best Team In Town, But Bieber (aka 'Tushy Raw') Is Clearly The Best Player In Town, And By A Lot
Episode 174 - Two Years In The Making, It's WRUW's 2021 Telethon!
Episode 173 - Wondering If We Will Ever Forget (Or Forgive) Vaccine Line Jumpers
Episode 172 - Why Browns Fans Will Be Having Their Cake And Eating It Too During The 2021 NFL Draft
Episode 171 - The Return of Samples!
Episode 170 - The Curious Case Of Baker Mayfield
Episode 169 - The 2021 NFL Draft In Cleveland: A Study Of Pavlov's (Dawg)
Episode 168 - It's Too Easy To See How Dangerously Awful Ohio Is, And It Definitely Won't Be An Easy Fix
Episode 167 - Don't Worry We're Not (Ever) Changing The Name Of The Show
Episode 166 - The True (Cool) Clevelander Test, And Getting By With The Great American Stop&Swap
Episode 165 - Race Baiting Football Fans Is (Still) Way Too Easy, And We Really Need To Reschedule The 2021 NFL Draft
Episode 164 - Tom Brady Is Not The Greatest (He's The Luckiest!), And Young Mollie Riding A Tractor
Episode 163 - "The Scramble", And The Biggest Concern In Having A Real Bad Case Of Browns Fever
Episode 162 - F@#k Me, The Browns Finally Won A Playoff Game!
Episode 161 - Our Last Episode 2020, A Year Unlike Any Other (And Good Riddance To It, Too)All
Episode 160 - Full Blown Browns Fever During A Pandemic, And What 2020 Has Drawn Into Focus Most Clearly
Episode 159 - Pandemic Silver Linings, And The 2020 Browns Are The Team Of Destiny!
Episode 158 - Some Pandemic T-Day Leftovers And Cleanup
Episode 157 - Trumpster Fires Are Burning Uncontrollably As The Great Con Continues Even In Defeat
Episode 156 - Outside Its Few Big Cities (literally), OHIO CAN GO F@%K OFF
Episode 155 - Since Rock 'n Roll (Like Our Democracy) Is On Life Support, All You Can Do Is Vote
Episode 154 - Ohio Will Always Suck If The Most Influential People In The State Are (Disgraced) Ex-Football Coaches... And Remembering When Horror Films Were Scarier Than The Daily Headlines